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 THE GREAT STORY OF "RAMAYANA" 
 
 
 LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, 
 there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he 
 EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his 
 queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, 
 BUG-rat and SED-rughana. 
 
 RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent 
 MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only 
 PERIPHERAL ICs. 
 
 Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married 
 princess 'C'ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat 
 decided to INSTAL RAM as his successor. 
 However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayekayee), who 
 was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life 
 saving HELP COMMAND ,took this opportunity at 
 the instigation of her BIOSed maid(a real plotter), 
 and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and 
 that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. 
 
 At this cruel and unexpected demand, a 
 SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed, 
 power-less.! 
 
 RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta 
 insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also 
 resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The 
 forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the 
 tranSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. 
 
 Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed 
 that he marry her. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 
 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she 
 hastened to kill her. But LSI-man cut off her nose. 
 Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, 
 moved by tranSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle 
 MAR-icha. 
 
 MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form 
 of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. 
 Finally tired of the chase, RAM shot the deer, 
 who,with his last breath,cried out desperately for 
 LSI-man in RAM's voice. 
 
 Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta 
 urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.Catchingthe 
 opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from 
 her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to 
 LAN-ka. 
 
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 INTERVAL 
 
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 RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the 
 missing 'C'ta all over the forest. They made 
 friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
 SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. 
 SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his 
 PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques 
 to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED 
 all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried 
 to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the 
 'WEB CRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' 
 something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 
 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND' 
 MESSAGES. 
 
 Several other SEARCH techniques proved 
 useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY 
 and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing! 
 CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into 
 LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 
 
 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a 
 
 LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. 
 
 After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in 
 him and asked him to send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. 
 
 Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 
 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using 
 
 pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to 
 spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. 
 
 Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from 
 LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and 
 
 SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful 
 RAM head-on and prepared for the battle. One of the 
 RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with 
 a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to 
 some ACTIVE-X ingredients and REBOOTED RAM and 
 LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-! wan 
 and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presence on 
 earth. 
 
 After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in 
 I/O-dhya and spread his MICROSOFT WORKS and other 
 USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one 
 lived happily ever after. 
 
 
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