Why did Charlotte Brontë name Mr. Rochester's dog ``Pilot'' in Jane Eyre?
When Pilot engage in another of its kind (in a fight), they are said to engage in a dogfight.

What is the messiah of fruits?
Grapes, since when they dry, they're raisin.

After months of research, Victor Frankenstein discovered that not only can he animate inanimate matter, he can ``kill'' inanimate matter as well. What did he name the chemical that is lethal to coins?
Coincide.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most belligerent playwright of all?
Shakespeare.

7-UP : Coca Cola :: Dracula : ?
True dead. (Recall Dracula is the undead and 7-UP is the uncola.)

Why did Dracula collect baseball cards?
He was interested in the batting average.

Where can one see the 1hr version of Phantom of the Opera?
Anywhere there is 1hr PhOTO.

What should the rabbit dress up as to get Trix?
A goat. (Recall a young goat is a kid.)

What brand of shampoo did the expert use before she became an expert?
Pert.