BEGALA:   You're a public official and you're in trouble with the law. Look out. It's time for the CROSSFIRE police blotter. I love that music. Lawyers for accused terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui have asked a federal court to grant Moussaoui the following items -- a roomier prison cell, a table and chairs, a laptop computer, a printer, more telephone time, and the right to meet with people other than his lawyer. Federal officials had no immediate response except to request that if Moussaoui is convicted, he receive a nice new chair complete with a helmet, strapped, and 10,000 volts. 
CARLSON:   And in hair-related scandals, German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder has taken a news organization to court for libel. The offense -- the DDP news agency suggested that Schroeder dies his hair. Schroeder, who is 58 and proud of his mostly brown mane, says he does not -- and he has a barber to prove it. His stylist Udo Walz has sworn under oath that Schroeder's hair is not died. "The Chancellor has a few gray hairs," Walz said, "but they're hardly noticeable." Walz is expected to testify next week that Schroeder also has great skin and surprisingly firm abs. 
BEGALA:   Tuck, I think you go to Udo's, ... 
CARLSON:   Yeah, you know it. 
BEGALA:   The Reverend Jerry Falwell has filed a lawsuit to overturn a 200-year-old Virginia law that limits how much property a church can own. The law says that no church in Virginia can own more than 15 acres of land in any one city, or 250 acres in a county. Now I never thought I'd say this, but Reverend Falwell, you're right. Your church ought to have the right to own as much land as it wants or needs. My God, I hope it's the last time I ever agree with Jerry Falwell. 
CARLSON:   Thanks for defending the Constitution, Paul. And now, time to reveal our quote of the day. Buckle your seat belts. This Congresswoman is a Democrat from the Atlanta area. She last made national headlines when she criticized Rudy Giuliani for refusing a $10 million Saudi donation for victims of September 11th, and said, U.S. Middle East policy was partly to blame for the attacks. She is Cynthia McKinney. And she has a conspiracy theory you won't believe -- hopefully. Here's what she told a Berkeley, California radio station. "What did this administration know, and when did it know it, about the events of September 11th? Who else knew? And why did they not warn the innocent people of New York who were needlessly murdered? What do they have to hide?" This is how the White House reacted. 
ARI FLEISCHER, WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY:   All I can tell you is the congresswoman must be running for the Hall of Fame of the Grassy Knoll Society. I really don't have anything to say that would lend any credibility to what she said. 
CARLSON:   Now, Paul, here you have Cynthia McKinney accusing, essentially, the president of being an accessory to mass murder, and doing it for profit. Now, I can't imagine a more revolting public statement, and I hope that you'll right now on this show disavow her as a fellow Democrat. 
BEGALA:   Here. Sometimes you just have to get under the table, so -- duck and cover. Yeah, that was nuts, come on, ... 
CARLSON:   Well, you win   points. 
BEGALA:   ... Cynthia McKinney ought to know better. 
CARLSON:   But, here it is. 
BEGALA:   Shame on her, come on, ... 
CARLSON:   When we had our staff check in on April 15th, 2000, Clinton did a fund-raiser for her, raised $300,000 ... 
BEGALA:   Oh, give me a break. 
CARLSON:   It's true. She's a mainstream Democrat, and I hope everyone in your party will admit that she does not belong there. 
BEGALA:   Give me a break. George W. Bush has raised money for every bad Republican in America. You can't blame Clinton   ... 
CARLSON:   More Clinton still ahead. And also still ahead, is Yasser Arafat a terrorist? And should Colin Powell meet with him? Well, that debate and a CNN NEWS ALERT, which will answer the question, what can you do with egg whites and a crop duster? How about an unusual test of homeland security. We're confused, but we'll also get details, straight ahead in a CNN NEWS ALERT.
