<article>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#article10_02_08_1633220</id>
	<title>What Are the Best Valentine's Day Stunts?</title>
	<author>ScuttleMonkey</author>
	<datestamp>1265651700000</datestamp>
	<htmltext>With the oh-so-dreaded Hallmark holiday on the horizon we are flooded with tips and tricks (mostly designed to sell us things our mates cannot live without) of how to please/capture/sedate the ones we care for.  One writer even suggests ways to <a href="http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/02/10-ways-to-a-geeky-girls-heart/">capture the interest of a geeky girl</a>.  That said, what are some of the crazier romantically inspired, geeky V-day stunts or activities that you or someone you know has executed to terrible success or failure?</htmltext>
<tokenext>With the oh-so-dreaded Hallmark holiday on the horizon we are flooded with tips and tricks ( mostly designed to sell us things our mates can not live without ) of how to please/capture/sedate the ones we care for .
One writer even suggests ways to capture the interest of a geeky girl .
That said , what are some of the crazier romantically inspired , geeky V-day stunts or activities that you or someone you know has executed to terrible success or failure ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>With the oh-so-dreaded Hallmark holiday on the horizon we are flooded with tips and tricks (mostly designed to sell us things our mates cannot live without) of how to please/capture/sedate the ones we care for.
One writer even suggests ways to capture the interest of a geeky girl.
That said, what are some of the crazier romantically inspired, geeky V-day stunts or activities that you or someone you know has executed to terrible success or failure?</sentencetext>
</article>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063770</id>
	<title>Special</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265661420000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext>Most women, just like most men, like to feel that they are special, particularly in the eyes of somebody they feel is special to them. You should be trying to make her feel this way daily, not just on some over commercialized holiday. If you don't know what makes her feel special, or she really doesn't mean that to you, then you've already lost.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Most women , just like most men , like to feel that they are special , particularly in the eyes of somebody they feel is special to them .
You should be trying to make her feel this way daily , not just on some over commercialized holiday .
If you do n't know what makes her feel special , or she really does n't mean that to you , then you 've already lost .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Most women, just like most men, like to feel that they are special, particularly in the eyes of somebody they feel is special to them.
You should be trying to make her feel this way daily, not just on some over commercialized holiday.
If you don't know what makes her feel special, or she really doesn't mean that to you, then you've already lost.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062486</id>
	<title>None whatsoever</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655420000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>4</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Life is not a romantic comedy.  If you're already in a relationship, nice chocolate, flowers, and dinner (or any subset of the above) is plenty celebration.  If you're not already in a relationship, don't start one on V-day.  Just don't.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Life is not a romantic comedy .
If you 're already in a relationship , nice chocolate , flowers , and dinner ( or any subset of the above ) is plenty celebration .
If you 're not already in a relationship , do n't start one on V-day .
Just do n't .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Life is not a romantic comedy.
If you're already in a relationship, nice chocolate, flowers, and dinner (or any subset of the above) is plenty celebration.
If you're not already in a relationship, don't start one on V-day.
Just don't.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063384</id>
	<title>Conservatory &amp; Sushi</title>
	<author>Isarian</author>
	<datestamp>1265659500000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>For Valentines this year, I am taking my girlfriend out to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitchell\_Park\_Horticultural\_Conservatory" title="wikipedia.org" rel="nofollow">Mitchell Park Domes</a> [wikipedia.org] - she gets to enjoy more flowers than I could possibly afford to buy her that will not die in a week and it will cost me less than buying plain-jane roses. Then we'll be off to get sushi at a nice restaurant. Not so much of a stunt as an unconventional and romantic day that we're more likely to remember than "Oh, you got me chocolate!".</htmltext>
<tokenext>For Valentines this year , I am taking my girlfriend out to the Mitchell Park Domes [ wikipedia.org ] - she gets to enjoy more flowers than I could possibly afford to buy her that will not die in a week and it will cost me less than buying plain-jane roses .
Then we 'll be off to get sushi at a nice restaurant .
Not so much of a stunt as an unconventional and romantic day that we 're more likely to remember than " Oh , you got me chocolate !
" .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>For Valentines this year, I am taking my girlfriend out to the Mitchell Park Domes [wikipedia.org] - she gets to enjoy more flowers than I could possibly afford to buy her that will not die in a week and it will cost me less than buying plain-jane roses.
Then we'll be off to get sushi at a nice restaurant.
Not so much of a stunt as an unconventional and romantic day that we're more likely to remember than "Oh, you got me chocolate!
".</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063370</id>
	<title>Re:Easy</title>
	<author>corbettw</author>
	<datestamp>1265659440000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Please let the executor of your estate let me know when you die; your paintings might be worth something then.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Please let the executor of your estate let me know when you die ; your paintings might be worth something then .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Please let the executor of your estate let me know when you die; your paintings might be worth something then.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062750</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064920</id>
	<title>Not sure but...</title>
	<author>McCat</author>
	<datestamp>1265623380000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>My girlfriend was in a bad mood the other day and as a result she started ranting about how much she hates Valentine's Day-- because it's something that's just become commercialized and a huge deal when it really shouldn't be. The best part of this is that I know women well enough to know that despite her protestations, she'd love it if I did something for her on Valentine's Day. Now if only I could decide on what to do...</htmltext>
<tokenext>My girlfriend was in a bad mood the other day and as a result she started ranting about how much she hates Valentine 's Day-- because it 's something that 's just become commercialized and a huge deal when it really should n't be .
The best part of this is that I know women well enough to know that despite her protestations , she 'd love it if I did something for her on Valentine 's Day .
Now if only I could decide on what to do.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>My girlfriend was in a bad mood the other day and as a result she started ranting about how much she hates Valentine's Day-- because it's something that's just become commercialized and a huge deal when it really shouldn't be.
The best part of this is that I know women well enough to know that despite her protestations, she'd love it if I did something for her on Valentine's Day.
Now if only I could decide on what to do...</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064256</id>
	<title>Re:Stunts?</title>
	<author>wintercolby</author>
	<datestamp>1265620620000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>There you go.  My favorite is to completely \_forget\_ Valentine's day, and randomly get her flowers throughout the year.</htmltext>
<tokenext>There you go .
My favorite is to completely \ _forget \ _ Valentine 's day , and randomly get her flowers throughout the year .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>There you go.
My favorite is to completely \_forget\_ Valentine's day, and randomly get her flowers throughout the year.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062510</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062496</id>
	<title>Fake VD cards?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655480000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Troll</modclass>
	<modscore>-1</modscore>
	<htmltext>See how romantic she feels when she thinks her boyfriend gave her the herp.</htmltext>
<tokenext>See how romantic she feels when she thinks her boyfriend gave her the herp .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>See how romantic she feels when she thinks her boyfriend gave her the herp.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062484</id>
	<title>Get her pregnant</title>
	<author>mdf356</author>
	<datestamp>1265655420000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>4</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I never timed it around V-day, but my wife thinks getting pregnant is romantic.<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:-)</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I never timed it around V-day , but my wife thinks getting pregnant is romantic .
: - )</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I never timed it around V-day, but my wife thinks getting pregnant is romantic.
:-)</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31065748</id>
	<title>Re:None whatsoever</title>
	<author>Hieronymus Howard</author>
	<datestamp>1265626380000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>"Romantic Comedies are popular in large part because they try and reflect what women dream of happening"</p><p>So is Twilight.  But I'm not sticking my cock in the freezer and then covering it with glitter for anybody.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>" Romantic Comedies are popular in large part because they try and reflect what women dream of happening " So is Twilight .
But I 'm not sticking my cock in the freezer and then covering it with glitter for anybody .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>"Romantic Comedies are popular in large part because they try and reflect what women dream of happening"So is Twilight.
But I'm not sticking my cock in the freezer and then covering it with glitter for anybody.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062866</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063972</id>
	<title>How very pathetic</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265662500000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>it is for emotional zeroes to steal romantic ideas from others.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>it is for emotional zeroes to steal romantic ideas from others .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>it is for emotional zeroes to steal romantic ideas from others.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31067740</id>
	<title>Re:this was a fun game in junior high</title>
	<author>vjoel</author>
	<datestamp>1265638500000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><nobr> <wbr></nobr></p><div class="quote"><p>... So kids born in early July were the result of an an April fools joke involving contraception that was tampered with?</p></div><p>Actually, there was an accident involving a contraceptive and a time machine.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>... So kids born in early July were the result of an an April fools joke involving contraception that was tampered with ? Actually , there was an accident involving a contraceptive and a time machine .</tokentext>
<sentencetext> ... So kids born in early July were the result of an an April fools joke involving contraception that was tampered with?Actually, there was an accident involving a contraceptive and a time machine.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063204</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062868</id>
	<title>Romantic spontaneously...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265657040000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>If more men would just be a bit more romantic spontaneously through out the year, there wouldn't be a need by industires to guilt men (and some women) into doing something special on Valentines Day and Sweetest Day.</p><p>Besides, if you are only romantic on Valentines Day, do you really have a need to complain?</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>If more men would just be a bit more romantic spontaneously through out the year , there would n't be a need by industires to guilt men ( and some women ) into doing something special on Valentines Day and Sweetest Day.Besides , if you are only romantic on Valentines Day , do you really have a need to complain ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>If more men would just be a bit more romantic spontaneously through out the year, there wouldn't be a need by industires to guilt men (and some women) into doing something special on Valentines Day and Sweetest Day.Besides, if you are only romantic on Valentines Day, do you really have a need to complain?</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062514</id>
	<title>Note to /. readers...</title>
	<author>jhfry</author>
	<datestamp>1265655480000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>real women like flowers, chocolate, and other mushy stuff.  Though a well thought-out stunt may work on a rare occasion, they are much more likely to backfire than a traditional gift.  Have flowers and chocolate on hand just in case.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>real women like flowers , chocolate , and other mushy stuff .
Though a well thought-out stunt may work on a rare occasion , they are much more likely to backfire than a traditional gift .
Have flowers and chocolate on hand just in case .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>real women like flowers, chocolate, and other mushy stuff.
Though a well thought-out stunt may work on a rare occasion, they are much more likely to backfire than a traditional gift.
Have flowers and chocolate on hand just in case.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062924</id>
	<title>Re:Easy</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265657280000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>The sound of her voice isn&rsquo;t being teleported back to you? Maybe you got the quantum superpositioning wrong.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>The sound of her voice isn    t being teleported back to you ?
Maybe you got the quantum superpositioning wrong .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>The sound of her voice isn’t being teleported back to you?
Maybe you got the quantum superpositioning wrong.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062750</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064422</id>
	<title>Re:None whatsoever</title>
	<author>Provocateur</author>
	<datestamp>1265621280000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Hey I know what <b>she</b> wants!</p><p>I just make sure that they *Supersize* it at her favorite drive-through.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Hey I know what she wants ! I just make sure that they * Supersize * it at her favorite drive-through .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Hey I know what she wants!I just make sure that they *Supersize* it at her favorite drive-through.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062866</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31078346</id>
	<title>Try this One</title>
	<author>VirtualWizard</author>
	<datestamp>1265711640000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>A couple years back, I tried this Valentine's Day stunt.</p><p>I went around to every gal at work and with a nice smile told them that I was giving out kisses for Valentine's Day.</p><p>After giving them a moment (there were some funny expressions), I looked them in the eye, leaned forward, and held out a Hersey's Kiss on the palm of my hand.  Lots of smiles and laughs from that one.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>A couple years back , I tried this Valentine 's Day stunt.I went around to every gal at work and with a nice smile told them that I was giving out kisses for Valentine 's Day.After giving them a moment ( there were some funny expressions ) , I looked them in the eye , leaned forward , and held out a Hersey 's Kiss on the palm of my hand .
Lots of smiles and laughs from that one .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>A couple years back, I tried this Valentine's Day stunt.I went around to every gal at work and with a nice smile told them that I was giving out kisses for Valentine's Day.After giving them a moment (there were some funny expressions), I looked them in the eye, leaned forward, and held out a Hersey's Kiss on the palm of my hand.
Lots of smiles and laughs from that one.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062500</id>
	<title>Well...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655480000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Offtopic</modclass>
	<modscore>-1</modscore>
	<htmltext>One year I came home only to find I had surprised myself with a nice bottle of Jack, a box of chocolates, a bottle of lube and a pack of Kleenex.<br> <br>

What else did you expect, this is Slashdot.</htmltext>
<tokenext>One year I came home only to find I had surprised myself with a nice bottle of Jack , a box of chocolates , a bottle of lube and a pack of Kleenex .
What else did you expect , this is Slashdot .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>One year I came home only to find I had surprised myself with a nice bottle of Jack, a box of chocolates, a bottle of lube and a pack of Kleenex.
What else did you expect, this is Slashdot.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063336</id>
	<title>it's simple, really...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265659320000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>1. lift lid<br>2. pee<br>3. replace lid<br>4. ???<br>5. profit!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>1. lift lid2 .
pee3. replace lid4 .
? ? ? 5. profit !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>1. lift lid2.
pee3. replace lid4.
???5. profit!</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31067206</id>
	<title>suggestion</title>
	<author>AlgorithMan</author>
	<datestamp>1265633700000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>read through the <a href="http://www.darwinawards.com/" title="darwinawards.com">Darwin Awards</a> [darwinawards.com] <br>
I'm shure you'll find some stunts there, that are crazy enough for you... happy imitating...</htmltext>
<tokenext>read through the Darwin Awards [ darwinawards.com ] I 'm shure you 'll find some stunts there , that are crazy enough for you... happy imitating.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>read through the Darwin Awards [darwinawards.com] 
I'm shure you'll find some stunts there, that are crazy enough for you... happy imitating...</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062948</id>
	<title>Re:Easy</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265657340000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>I don't expect you'll hear much of anything.</htmltext>
<tokenext>I do n't expect you 'll hear much of anything .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I don't expect you'll hear much of anything.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062750</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062878</id>
	<title>Re:None whatsoever</title>
	<author>Monkeedude1212</author>
	<datestamp>1265657100000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Informativ</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I disagree. Life is what you make of it, and if you appreciate romantic comedies than there is no reason you can't try to make one of your own.</p><p>If you haven't been able to approach a girl because of awkward shyness (which as I understand is quite common in geeks and nerds) - than what better day than Valentines day to make -some- form of contact? On the odd chance you know where she lives, (say she is an old friend) than you can write a personalized letter and leave it in the mailbox. Girls love getting mail that isn't bills or coupons.</p><p>Say you know her name but you don't really know her, you can place a Valentine's card in her hand and say something small or you can leave it somewhere you know she'll find it. Even if it doesn't take off, it lets her know that you think of her.</p><p>Or if it is some random stranger you see on the bus everyday, you won't ever find a better day to hand out a card.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I disagree .
Life is what you make of it , and if you appreciate romantic comedies than there is no reason you ca n't try to make one of your own.If you have n't been able to approach a girl because of awkward shyness ( which as I understand is quite common in geeks and nerds ) - than what better day than Valentines day to make -some- form of contact ?
On the odd chance you know where she lives , ( say she is an old friend ) than you can write a personalized letter and leave it in the mailbox .
Girls love getting mail that is n't bills or coupons.Say you know her name but you do n't really know her , you can place a Valentine 's card in her hand and say something small or you can leave it somewhere you know she 'll find it .
Even if it does n't take off , it lets her know that you think of her.Or if it is some random stranger you see on the bus everyday , you wo n't ever find a better day to hand out a card .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I disagree.
Life is what you make of it, and if you appreciate romantic comedies than there is no reason you can't try to make one of your own.If you haven't been able to approach a girl because of awkward shyness (which as I understand is quite common in geeks and nerds) - than what better day than Valentines day to make -some- form of contact?
On the odd chance you know where she lives, (say she is an old friend) than you can write a personalized letter and leave it in the mailbox.
Girls love getting mail that isn't bills or coupons.Say you know her name but you don't really know her, you can place a Valentine's card in her hand and say something small or you can leave it somewhere you know she'll find it.
Even if it doesn't take off, it lets her know that you think of her.Or if it is some random stranger you see on the bus everyday, you won't ever find a better day to hand out a card.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062486</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064552</id>
	<title>Re:Proposal</title>
	<author>carolfromoz</author>
	<datestamp>1265621940000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Link?</htmltext>
<tokenext>Link ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Link?</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064032</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063016</id>
	<title>NinjaGram</title>
	<author>lula-vampiro</author>
	<datestamp>1265657700000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext>I wanted to find a nice middle ground between lovers who like to send affection to one another on Valentine's Day and cynics who just want to dress in black and stab bitches, so a few years ago I started a charity at Swarthmore College called NinjaGram. It's pretty simple. You pay us $3, which goes to some charity or other, and fill out a card with a cute logo, and then shadowy assassins stalk your target on 14 February and surprise them with the card when they least expect it, screaming "NIIIIINJAGRAM!" Classes and events get interrupted a lot on Valentine's Day, but the administrators and faculty and public safety officers buy and receive as many as the students do, and besides who wants to argue with ninjas?

This Valentine's Day, black is the new pink.</htmltext>
<tokenext>I wanted to find a nice middle ground between lovers who like to send affection to one another on Valentine 's Day and cynics who just want to dress in black and stab bitches , so a few years ago I started a charity at Swarthmore College called NinjaGram .
It 's pretty simple .
You pay us $ 3 , which goes to some charity or other , and fill out a card with a cute logo , and then shadowy assassins stalk your target on 14 February and surprise them with the card when they least expect it , screaming " NIIIIINJAGRAM !
" Classes and events get interrupted a lot on Valentine 's Day , but the administrators and faculty and public safety officers buy and receive as many as the students do , and besides who wants to argue with ninjas ?
This Valentine 's Day , black is the new pink .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I wanted to find a nice middle ground between lovers who like to send affection to one another on Valentine's Day and cynics who just want to dress in black and stab bitches, so a few years ago I started a charity at Swarthmore College called NinjaGram.
It's pretty simple.
You pay us $3, which goes to some charity or other, and fill out a card with a cute logo, and then shadowy assassins stalk your target on 14 February and surprise them with the card when they least expect it, screaming "NIIIIINJAGRAM!
" Classes and events get interrupted a lot on Valentine's Day, but the administrators and faculty and public safety officers buy and receive as many as the students do, and besides who wants to argue with ninjas?
This Valentine's Day, black is the new pink.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062600</id>
	<title>Linus Torvalds' romantic story</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655900000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Linus and his wife Tove, who is a six-time Finnish national karate champion, met back in 1993 when Linus was teaching a course. He asked the students to send him an e-mail as a test and Tove sent him an e-mail asking for a date (and threatening to break his geeky body worse than his boot loader, should he refuse). And people wonder why Linus has an aversion to mobile phones! Sorry, this was supposed to be a romantic story... Umm, Linus fell... in love with Tove's roundhouse kick.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Linus and his wife Tove , who is a six-time Finnish national karate champion , met back in 1993 when Linus was teaching a course .
He asked the students to send him an e-mail as a test and Tove sent him an e-mail asking for a date ( and threatening to break his geeky body worse than his boot loader , should he refuse ) .
And people wonder why Linus has an aversion to mobile phones !
Sorry , this was supposed to be a romantic story... Umm , Linus fell... in love with Tove 's roundhouse kick .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Linus and his wife Tove, who is a six-time Finnish national karate champion, met back in 1993 when Linus was teaching a course.
He asked the students to send him an e-mail as a test and Tove sent him an e-mail asking for a date (and threatening to break his geeky body worse than his boot loader, should he refuse).
And people wonder why Linus has an aversion to mobile phones!
Sorry, this was supposed to be a romantic story... Umm, Linus fell... in love with Tove's roundhouse kick.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063176</id>
	<title>Abr</title>
	<author>acklenx</author>
	<datestamp>1265658420000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>V-day?  Why not just shorten it all the way to VD?</htmltext>
<tokenext>V-day ?
Why not just shorten it all the way to VD ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>V-day?
Why not just shorten it all the way to VD?</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062484</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064204</id>
	<title>Zebra pen?</title>
	<author>digitalhermit</author>
	<datestamp>1265620320000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I don't think I ever did anything specifically to attract a geek girl except buy a Zebra 301 pen. I was in an English course in college. This girl next to me needed to write something down. I lent her my pen. She wrote something on her folder. She handed back the pen. She said, "Nice pen."</p><p>It wasn't my pen, though.  That afternoon I went to Office Depot and bought a Zebra 301 pen. I started wearing it in my shirt pocket.</p><p>All this because some girl said, "Nice pen."</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I do n't think I ever did anything specifically to attract a geek girl except buy a Zebra 301 pen .
I was in an English course in college .
This girl next to me needed to write something down .
I lent her my pen .
She wrote something on her folder .
She handed back the pen .
She said , " Nice pen .
" It was n't my pen , though .
That afternoon I went to Office Depot and bought a Zebra 301 pen .
I started wearing it in my shirt pocket.All this because some girl said , " Nice pen .
"</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I don't think I ever did anything specifically to attract a geek girl except buy a Zebra 301 pen.
I was in an English course in college.
This girl next to me needed to write something down.
I lent her my pen.
She wrote something on her folder.
She handed back the pen.
She said, "Nice pen.
"It wasn't my pen, though.
That afternoon I went to Office Depot and bought a Zebra 301 pen.
I started wearing it in my shirt pocket.All this because some girl said, "Nice pen.
"</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31066412</id>
	<title>Re:Keep it simple</title>
	<author>jcoy42</author>
	<datestamp>1265629200000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Instead of flowers, maybe <a href="http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf67951187.tip.html" title="thriftyfun.com" rel="nofollow">a few roses</a> [thriftyfun.com]?</p><p>Has that personal touch they like, and you can certainly adjust the ingredients to suit any stage of the relationship.  I think the link provides a good "year 10+" setting.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Instead of flowers , maybe a few roses [ thriftyfun.com ] ? Has that personal touch they like , and you can certainly adjust the ingredients to suit any stage of the relationship .
I think the link provides a good " year 10 + " setting .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Instead of flowers, maybe a few roses [thriftyfun.com]?Has that personal touch they like, and you can certainly adjust the ingredients to suit any stage of the relationship.
I think the link provides a good "year 10+" setting.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062508</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31076366</id>
	<title>#6 Cooking</title>
	<author>KiwiCanuck</author>
	<datestamp>1265746980000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Works very well. You don't need to know how to make a large variety of dishes. Just learn to make a few VERY well. Also, around date 5-7, buy a reasonable bottle of champagne and make chocolate covered strawberries. That seems to work very well for me. Women appreciate effort.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Works very well .
You do n't need to know how to make a large variety of dishes .
Just learn to make a few VERY well .
Also , around date 5-7 , buy a reasonable bottle of champagne and make chocolate covered strawberries .
That seems to work very well for me .
Women appreciate effort .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Works very well.
You don't need to know how to make a large variety of dishes.
Just learn to make a few VERY well.
Also, around date 5-7, buy a reasonable bottle of champagne and make chocolate covered strawberries.
That seems to work very well for me.
Women appreciate effort.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062610</id>
	<title>Re:Get her pregnant</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655900000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext>When that happens, might I suggest the perfect date: Dim the lights, snuggle up close and watch the Aliens movie together.</htmltext>
<tokenext>When that happens , might I suggest the perfect date : Dim the lights , snuggle up close and watch the Aliens movie together .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>When that happens, might I suggest the perfect date: Dim the lights, snuggle up close and watch the Aliens movie together.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062484</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063820</id>
	<title>Get Married - u win</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265661600000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>get married on VD - she'll love it and unbeknownst to her, she lost a holiday - 2x win for guys....</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>get married on VD - she 'll love it and unbeknownst to her , she lost a holiday - 2x win for guys... .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>get married on VD - she'll love it and unbeknownst to her, she lost a holiday - 2x win for guys....</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063084</id>
	<title>Re:Stunts?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265658000000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext>I hate singles awareness day as well<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:(</htmltext>
<tokenext>I hate singles awareness day as well : (</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I hate singles awareness day as well :(</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062510</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063000</id>
	<title>Re:Get her pregnant</title>
	<author>davester666</author>
	<datestamp>1265657640000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Then, for 2.0, go for triplets!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Then , for 2.0 , go for triplets !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Then, for 2.0, go for triplets!</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062550</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063858</id>
	<title>Re:finger</title>
	<author>oodaloop</author>
	<datestamp>1265661780000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>I will now get off your lawn.  Thank you for not yelling at me.</htmltext>
<tokenext>I will now get off your lawn .
Thank you for not yelling at me .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I will now get off your lawn.
Thank you for not yelling at me.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062850</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063490</id>
	<title>Re:this was a fun game in junior high</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265659980000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>you guys need help with your math.  ADD 3 months.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>you guys need help with your math .
ADD 3 months .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>you guys need help with your math.
ADD 3 months.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063204</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31065962</id>
	<title>Male-oriented story</title>
	<author>randomsearch</author>
	<datestamp>1265627280000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Are there no (straight) female slashdot readers?  Anyone else dislike the implicit bias in this story?</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Are there no ( straight ) female slashdot readers ?
Anyone else dislike the implicit bias in this story ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Are there no (straight) female slashdot readers?
Anyone else dislike the implicit bias in this story?</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063844</id>
	<title>Dick in a box</title>
	<author>setrops</author>
	<datestamp>1265661780000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>The best one is the Dick in a Box as described in an SNL sketch:</p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg" title="youtube.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg</a> [youtube.com]</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>The best one is the Dick in a Box as described in an SNL sketch : http : //www.youtube.com/watch ? v = WhwbxEfy7fg [ youtube.com ]</tokentext>
<sentencetext>The best one is the Dick in a Box as described in an SNL sketch:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg [youtube.com]</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31065604</id>
	<title>Re:Or...</title>
	<author>Flere Imsaho</author>
	<datestamp>1265625840000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>If you're worried about child processes, you could try a back door attack<nobr> <wbr></nobr>;-)</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>If you 're worried about child processes , you could try a back door attack ; - )</tokentext>
<sentencetext>If you're worried about child processes, you could try a back door attack ;-)</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062800</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064110</id>
	<title>Re:They Mentioned treasure hunt on the list</title>
	<author>raddan</author>
	<datestamp>1265619900000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>In high school, I designed such a hunt but I could not get my girlfriend to leave the house.  She was in a deep funk.  In retrospect, probably because she was stuck dating me<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:^/  I ended up just picking up the flowers I left her and drop-kicking them into a dumpster.  And people wondered why I didn't go to my high school reunion...
<br> <br>
Fortunately, since then I've ended up with a wife who would <em>love</em> such a trick, although, as I mentioned above, all she really wants (and I know because she made of a point of telling me repeatedly, including emails) is a heart-shaped box of candy from CVS.  OK then...</htmltext>
<tokenext>In high school , I designed such a hunt but I could not get my girlfriend to leave the house .
She was in a deep funk .
In retrospect , probably because she was stuck dating me : ^ / I ended up just picking up the flowers I left her and drop-kicking them into a dumpster .
And people wondered why I did n't go to my high school reunion.. . Fortunately , since then I 've ended up with a wife who would love such a trick , although , as I mentioned above , all she really wants ( and I know because she made of a point of telling me repeatedly , including emails ) is a heart-shaped box of candy from CVS .
OK then.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>In high school, I designed such a hunt but I could not get my girlfriend to leave the house.
She was in a deep funk.
In retrospect, probably because she was stuck dating me :^/  I ended up just picking up the flowers I left her and drop-kicking them into a dumpster.
And people wondered why I didn't go to my high school reunion...
 
Fortunately, since then I've ended up with a wife who would love such a trick, although, as I mentioned above, all she really wants (and I know because she made of a point of telling me repeatedly, including emails) is a heart-shaped box of candy from CVS.
OK then...</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062686</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31079426</id>
	<title>Re:The mythical "geeky girl"</title>
	<author>Philip\_the\_physicist</author>
	<datestamp>1265716200000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>They exist. Look in the hard sciences, EE, maths and CS departments of a university, eliminate those doing teaching, and you'll find a fair few "geeky girls" without having to look too hard. Finding *single* geeky girls might be harder though.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>They exist .
Look in the hard sciences , EE , maths and CS departments of a university , eliminate those doing teaching , and you 'll find a fair few " geeky girls " without having to look too hard .
Finding * single * geeky girls might be harder though .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>They exist.
Look in the hard sciences, EE, maths and CS departments of a university, eliminate those doing teaching, and you'll find a fair few "geeky girls" without having to look too hard.
Finding *single* geeky girls might be harder though.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063206</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062712</id>
	<title>While talking to her is probably the best stunt</title>
	<author>WillAffleckUW</author>
	<datestamp>1265656440000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>While talking to her, instead of just wishing you could talk to her, is probably the best stunt, you might consider that women frequently like displays of peer group mastery.</p><p>If she's into Soduku, make her a VD Day soduku card.</p><p>If she likes chocolate, get her an interesting chocolate (e.g. Theo's Chocolate has spicy curry, for example) and wrap it up in Doctor Who tape.</p><p>Show you actually know what she's into and you're doing well.<nobr> <wbr></nobr>...</p><p>Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go hope that cute bio stats doctoral candidate runs into me while I'm enroute to something.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>While talking to her , instead of just wishing you could talk to her , is probably the best stunt , you might consider that women frequently like displays of peer group mastery.If she 's into Soduku , make her a VD Day soduku card.If she likes chocolate , get her an interesting chocolate ( e.g .
Theo 's Chocolate has spicy curry , for example ) and wrap it up in Doctor Who tape.Show you actually know what she 's into and you 're doing well .
...Now if you 'll excuse me , I have to go hope that cute bio stats doctoral candidate runs into me while I 'm enroute to something .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>While talking to her, instead of just wishing you could talk to her, is probably the best stunt, you might consider that women frequently like displays of peer group mastery.If she's into Soduku, make her a VD Day soduku card.If she likes chocolate, get her an interesting chocolate (e.g.
Theo's Chocolate has spicy curry, for example) and wrap it up in Doctor Who tape.Show you actually know what she's into and you're doing well.
...Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go hope that cute bio stats doctoral candidate runs into me while I'm enroute to something.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063764</id>
	<title>Re:Note to /. readers...</title>
	<author>Gaygirlie</author>
	<datestamp>1265661360000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Flowers and chocolate are very unimaginative gifts. The one day in a year where you're expected to go out of your way and really give her a real gift a box of chocolate and flowers will just produce disappointment. Not to mention that she'll think you're boring, and too lazy to actually do something unusual.

No, flowers and chocolate on a Valentine's Day are the one gift that's bound to backfire.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Flowers and chocolate are very unimaginative gifts .
The one day in a year where you 're expected to go out of your way and really give her a real gift a box of chocolate and flowers will just produce disappointment .
Not to mention that she 'll think you 're boring , and too lazy to actually do something unusual .
No , flowers and chocolate on a Valentine 's Day are the one gift that 's bound to backfire .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Flowers and chocolate are very unimaginative gifts.
The one day in a year where you're expected to go out of your way and really give her a real gift a box of chocolate and flowers will just produce disappointment.
Not to mention that she'll think you're boring, and too lazy to actually do something unusual.
No, flowers and chocolate on a Valentine's Day are the one gift that's bound to backfire.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062514</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062478</id>
	<title>Talking to a girl</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655420000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I know. It's out there, but, contrary to my expectations, she didn't totally humiliate me in front of everyone in the cafeteria.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I know .
It 's out there , but , contrary to my expectations , she did n't totally humiliate me in front of everyone in the cafeteria .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I know.
It's out there, but, contrary to my expectations, she didn't totally humiliate me in front of everyone in the cafeteria.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064120</id>
	<title>I'm a lucky guy</title>
	<author>Ogive17</author>
	<datestamp>1265619960000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>I guess I'm a lucky guy, I've made it well known to my girlfriend that I hate Valentine's Day (and really, really hate sweetest day) and she's ok with it.  That doesn't mean I won't do anything, I just don't go out and spend $50 on some thoughtless gift.  Last year she had ruined her favorite blanket by spilling hot wax on it so I found a replacement and put it in her car with a single flower during my lunch hour.  Then I cooked dinner that night.  This year I got a couple tickets to the local philharmonic that just happen to be playing her favorite beethoven symphony.  All most girls really want is to know that the guy actually pays attention to them.<br>
<br>
I would never date/marry a girl who required elaborite gifts else she throw a fit.  I think it's a sign of selfishness and shows a lack of intelligence, being easily manipulated by the media.<br>
<br>
I consider myself very lucky to have found my girlfriend, especially with us both being in our 30s.  She actualy asked me what I wanted for V-day...  that was something I've never heard a woman say before.</htmltext>
<tokenext>I guess I 'm a lucky guy , I 've made it well known to my girlfriend that I hate Valentine 's Day ( and really , really hate sweetest day ) and she 's ok with it .
That does n't mean I wo n't do anything , I just do n't go out and spend $ 50 on some thoughtless gift .
Last year she had ruined her favorite blanket by spilling hot wax on it so I found a replacement and put it in her car with a single flower during my lunch hour .
Then I cooked dinner that night .
This year I got a couple tickets to the local philharmonic that just happen to be playing her favorite beethoven symphony .
All most girls really want is to know that the guy actually pays attention to them .
I would never date/marry a girl who required elaborite gifts else she throw a fit .
I think it 's a sign of selfishness and shows a lack of intelligence , being easily manipulated by the media .
I consider myself very lucky to have found my girlfriend , especially with us both being in our 30s .
She actualy asked me what I wanted for V-day... that was something I 've never heard a woman say before .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I guess I'm a lucky guy, I've made it well known to my girlfriend that I hate Valentine's Day (and really, really hate sweetest day) and she's ok with it.
That doesn't mean I won't do anything, I just don't go out and spend $50 on some thoughtless gift.
Last year she had ruined her favorite blanket by spilling hot wax on it so I found a replacement and put it in her car with a single flower during my lunch hour.
Then I cooked dinner that night.
This year I got a couple tickets to the local philharmonic that just happen to be playing her favorite beethoven symphony.
All most girls really want is to know that the guy actually pays attention to them.
I would never date/marry a girl who required elaborite gifts else she throw a fit.
I think it's a sign of selfishness and shows a lack of intelligence, being easily manipulated by the media.
I consider myself very lucky to have found my girlfriend, especially with us both being in our 30s.
She actualy asked me what I wanted for V-day...  that was something I've never heard a woman say before.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062578</id>
	<title>shave her pussy</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655780000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext>she get mad when she wakes up but it's for her own good.</htmltext>
<tokenext>she get mad when she wakes up but it 's for her own good .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>she get mad when she wakes up but it's for her own good.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064408</id>
	<title>Mystery Box</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265621220000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I have a long distance relationship, several states over, so I don't get to see my girlfriend often.  This summer I'm moving out to be with her, so last Christmas I tried to make things go extra well.  To prepare for Valentines day, when I knew I wouldn't be able to be there, I hid ten slips of paper all over her room with passwords on them.  I gave her clues to find the next one each time she found one, in the form of little riddles.  She's found all of them now, and I'm about to send her a box with a microcontroller/display that won't open without the passwords.  Inside are some personal things, and candy, a letter, etc.</p><p>I was inspired by another project that was location-locked.  It had a GPS and merely displayed the distance to the unlock location when a button was pressed.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I have a long distance relationship , several states over , so I do n't get to see my girlfriend often .
This summer I 'm moving out to be with her , so last Christmas I tried to make things go extra well .
To prepare for Valentines day , when I knew I would n't be able to be there , I hid ten slips of paper all over her room with passwords on them .
I gave her clues to find the next one each time she found one , in the form of little riddles .
She 's found all of them now , and I 'm about to send her a box with a microcontroller/display that wo n't open without the passwords .
Inside are some personal things , and candy , a letter , etc.I was inspired by another project that was location-locked .
It had a GPS and merely displayed the distance to the unlock location when a button was pressed .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I have a long distance relationship, several states over, so I don't get to see my girlfriend often.
This summer I'm moving out to be with her, so last Christmas I tried to make things go extra well.
To prepare for Valentines day, when I knew I wouldn't be able to be there, I hid ten slips of paper all over her room with passwords on them.
I gave her clues to find the next one each time she found one, in the form of little riddles.
She's found all of them now, and I'm about to send her a box with a microcontroller/display that won't open without the passwords.
Inside are some personal things, and candy, a letter, etc.I was inspired by another project that was location-locked.
It had a GPS and merely displayed the distance to the unlock location when a button was pressed.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064500</id>
	<title>My Story .. the American Dream went bad</title>
	<author>ub3r n3u7r4l1st</author>
	<datestamp>1265621640000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>It wasn't a Valentine's day stunt, but none the less the effect it has been long lasting since it occurs in 2007. It was for the 21st B-day of my secret lover known since high school. She is been very popular in college and also in med-school now.</p><p>So to build a more solid relationship, I handed her some of my personal statements for application to graduate school, and also some scientific papers for her to proofread. Some of the get accepted. So an idea pop up... " Hey let's throw her a surprise party on her 21st birthday!" At that point, her birthday is almost 200 days ahead. So to ensure proper operation, I organized a facebook group called "Lolo's Columbus day 21st birthday surprise --- organizing committee" (it no longer exist) for this purpose. IT was suppose to be top secret. But apparently, word has been arrived to my potential competitor, so he also organize something trying to sabotage my birthday campaign. He somehow come up with facebook accounts operate under a fake name and under an university he is NOT related in any kind (through the use of social engineering methods), and pretend to be one of our campaign staff, and then trying to harass the girl through bombarding her facebook wall.</p><p>Without going into detail, our version of the birthday party did not occur, but his version does. And she decide not to talk to me anymore. I should have made a "response", but my family situation coupled with graduate coursework just made my limit, so I decide to ignore the situation.</p><p>Now, i realize what I have lost. Now I have to undergo a "reconciliation campaign" just to rebuild the relationship... I am running out of time...<nobr> <wbr></nobr>.Doomsday 2012 is coming..... She is the first girl i met since I moved into this country in 2001.......</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>It was n't a Valentine 's day stunt , but none the less the effect it has been long lasting since it occurs in 2007 .
It was for the 21st B-day of my secret lover known since high school .
She is been very popular in college and also in med-school now.So to build a more solid relationship , I handed her some of my personal statements for application to graduate school , and also some scientific papers for her to proofread .
Some of the get accepted .
So an idea pop up... " Hey let 's throw her a surprise party on her 21st birthday !
" At that point , her birthday is almost 200 days ahead .
So to ensure proper operation , I organized a facebook group called " Lolo 's Columbus day 21st birthday surprise --- organizing committee " ( it no longer exist ) for this purpose .
IT was suppose to be top secret .
But apparently , word has been arrived to my potential competitor , so he also organize something trying to sabotage my birthday campaign .
He somehow come up with facebook accounts operate under a fake name and under an university he is NOT related in any kind ( through the use of social engineering methods ) , and pretend to be one of our campaign staff , and then trying to harass the girl through bombarding her facebook wall.Without going into detail , our version of the birthday party did not occur , but his version does .
And she decide not to talk to me anymore .
I should have made a " response " , but my family situation coupled with graduate coursework just made my limit , so I decide to ignore the situation.Now , i realize what I have lost .
Now I have to undergo a " reconciliation campaign " just to rebuild the relationship... I am running out of time... .Doomsday 2012 is coming..... She is the first girl i met since I moved into this country in 2001...... .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>It wasn't a Valentine's day stunt, but none the less the effect it has been long lasting since it occurs in 2007.
It was for the 21st B-day of my secret lover known since high school.
She is been very popular in college and also in med-school now.So to build a more solid relationship, I handed her some of my personal statements for application to graduate school, and also some scientific papers for her to proofread.
Some of the get accepted.
So an idea pop up... " Hey let's throw her a surprise party on her 21st birthday!
" At that point, her birthday is almost 200 days ahead.
So to ensure proper operation, I organized a facebook group called "Lolo's Columbus day 21st birthday surprise --- organizing committee" (it no longer exist) for this purpose.
IT was suppose to be top secret.
But apparently, word has been arrived to my potential competitor, so he also organize something trying to sabotage my birthday campaign.
He somehow come up with facebook accounts operate under a fake name and under an university he is NOT related in any kind (through the use of social engineering methods), and pretend to be one of our campaign staff, and then trying to harass the girl through bombarding her facebook wall.Without going into detail, our version of the birthday party did not occur, but his version does.
And she decide not to talk to me anymore.
I should have made a "response", but my family situation coupled with graduate coursework just made my limit, so I decide to ignore the situation.Now, i realize what I have lost.
Now I have to undergo a "reconciliation campaign" just to rebuild the relationship... I am running out of time... .Doomsday 2012 is coming..... She is the first girl i met since I moved into this country in 2001.......</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31070280</id>
	<title>Re:Proposal</title>
	<author>ais523</author>
	<datestamp>1265717400000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>That wasn't just anyone, it was <a href="http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/02/14/143254" title="slashdot.org">CmdrTaco</a> [slashdot.org]. And it was Valentines day. And she did marry him...</htmltext>
<tokenext>That was n't just anyone , it was CmdrTaco [ slashdot.org ] .
And it was Valentines day .
And she did marry him.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>That wasn't just anyone, it was CmdrTaco [slashdot.org].
And it was Valentines day.
And she did marry him...</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064032</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31090490</id>
	<title>gender bias? and V-Day at the VD clinic</title>
	<author>rhetoricat</author>
	<datestamp>1265017980000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Just an observation: why are all of these suggestions directed towards women? Do men not get surprises on Valentine's Day? Or are most of the posters heterosexual men?
<p>
Side note: I once had a boyfriend who was doing an internship at a community clinic, which was mostly frequented by people needing testing or treatment for STIs (sexually transmitted infections), so he joked that he was working in the VD clinic on V-Day.</p><p>
My suggestion for impressing your date: take him or her to The Vagina Monologues. Always a good time.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Just an observation : why are all of these suggestions directed towards women ?
Do men not get surprises on Valentine 's Day ?
Or are most of the posters heterosexual men ?
Side note : I once had a boyfriend who was doing an internship at a community clinic , which was mostly frequented by people needing testing or treatment for STIs ( sexually transmitted infections ) , so he joked that he was working in the VD clinic on V-Day .
My suggestion for impressing your date : take him or her to The Vagina Monologues .
Always a good time .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Just an observation: why are all of these suggestions directed towards women?
Do men not get surprises on Valentine's Day?
Or are most of the posters heterosexual men?
Side note: I once had a boyfriend who was doing an internship at a community clinic, which was mostly frequented by people needing testing or treatment for STIs (sexually transmitted infections), so he joked that he was working in the VD clinic on V-Day.
My suggestion for impressing your date: take him or her to The Vagina Monologues.
Always a good time.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063272</id>
	<title>Re:They Mentioned treasure hunt on the list</title>
	<author>CannonballHead</author>
	<datestamp>1265658960000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>and they all gave me guff the next time they saw me, saying it made them look bad.</p></div><p>Your friends really love their wives, don't they.<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:P</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>and they all gave me guff the next time they saw me , saying it made them look bad.Your friends really love their wives , do n't they .
: P</tokentext>
<sentencetext>and they all gave me guff the next time they saw me, saying it made them look bad.Your friends really love their wives, don't they.
:P
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062686</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063226</id>
	<title>Re:this was a fun game in junior high</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265658720000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>So...  your friends in junior high gestated in their mommy's belly for... um... 15 months????</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>So... your friends in junior high gestated in their mommy 's belly for... um... 15 months ? ? ?
?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>So...  your friends in junior high gestated in their mommy's belly for... um... 15 months???
?</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063110</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31068542</id>
	<title>adopt a star</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265647620000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I adopted a kepler star for her...</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I adopted a kepler star for her.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I adopted a kepler star for her...</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063388</id>
	<title>Re:Stunts?</title>
	<author>Jeng</author>
	<datestamp>1265659500000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>It's just silly to assign a day of the year to plan something romantic.</p></div><p>Very True.</p><p>Steak and BJ day should be everyday.</p><p><a href="http://www.steakandbjday.com/" title="steakandbjday.com">http://www.steakandbjday.com/</a> [steakandbjday.com]</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>It 's just silly to assign a day of the year to plan something romantic.Very True.Steak and BJ day should be everyday.http : //www.steakandbjday.com/ [ steakandbjday.com ]</tokentext>
<sentencetext>It's just silly to assign a day of the year to plan something romantic.Very True.Steak and BJ day should be everyday.http://www.steakandbjday.com/ [steakandbjday.com]
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062510</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31066808</id>
	<title>Re:Stunts?</title>
	<author>ozbird</author>
	<datestamp>1265631120000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><blockquote><div><p>For the record, I hate Valentine's Day. It's just silly to assign a day of the year to plan something romantic.</p></div></blockquote><p>
Agreed.  I tried using logic, but Valentine's Day isn't about logic:<br>
"Honey, I love you every day of the year.  Valentine's Day is too commercialised; why don't we skip it?"<br>
"Right, so when my friends ask me what you gave me for Valentine's Day, I'll tell them 'a big fat nothing'?!"<br>
"Oh."</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>For the record , I hate Valentine 's Day .
It 's just silly to assign a day of the year to plan something romantic .
Agreed. I tried using logic , but Valentine 's Day is n't about logic : " Honey , I love you every day of the year .
Valentine 's Day is too commercialised ; why do n't we skip it ?
" " Right , so when my friends ask me what you gave me for Valentine 's Day , I 'll tell them 'a big fat nothing ' ? !
" " Oh .
"</tokentext>
<sentencetext>For the record, I hate Valentine's Day.
It's just silly to assign a day of the year to plan something romantic.
Agreed.  I tried using logic, but Valentine's Day isn't about logic:
"Honey, I love you every day of the year.
Valentine's Day is too commercialised; why don't we skip it?
"
"Right, so when my friends ask me what you gave me for Valentine's Day, I'll tell them 'a big fat nothing'?!
"
"Oh.
"
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062510</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063304</id>
	<title>Re:Note to /. readers...</title>
	<author>vlm</author>
	<datestamp>1265659140000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>Though a well thought-out stunt may work on a rare occasion, they are much more likely to backfire than a traditional gift. Have flowers and chocolate on hand just in case.</p></div><p>You either need a Redundant Array of Inexpensive Gifts, or a Redundant Array of Inexpensive Girlfriends.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>Though a well thought-out stunt may work on a rare occasion , they are much more likely to backfire than a traditional gift .
Have flowers and chocolate on hand just in case.You either need a Redundant Array of Inexpensive Gifts , or a Redundant Array of Inexpensive Girlfriends .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Though a well thought-out stunt may work on a rare occasion, they are much more likely to backfire than a traditional gift.
Have flowers and chocolate on hand just in case.You either need a Redundant Array of Inexpensive Gifts, or a Redundant Array of Inexpensive Girlfriends.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062514</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31067758</id>
	<title>Re:Dumbest Valentine ads</title>
	<author>MeepMeep</author>
	<datestamp>1265638680000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Don't all guys wanna give their girlfriends a 'hard drive'?</p><p>Most girlfriends usually don't mind, as long as it isn't SCSI...</p><p>I'm here til Thursday, try the veal</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Do n't all guys wan na give their girlfriends a 'hard drive ' ? Most girlfriends usually do n't mind , as long as it is n't SCSI...I 'm here til Thursday , try the veal</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Don't all guys wanna give their girlfriends a 'hard drive'?Most girlfriends usually don't mind, as long as it isn't SCSI...I'm here til Thursday, try the veal</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062788</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31065210</id>
	<title>So what do the ladies out there want?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265624520000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Any advice from a woman about what they would like?

</p><p>Also, Valentine's Day isn't just for a man to do something nice for a woman. A woman could do something nice for a man.

</p><p>Or, y'know... a man for a man. If both men are into that kind of thing. Because if he's not, then it will sure be a surprise, and not the good kind.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Any advice from a woman about what they would like ?
Also , Valentine 's Day is n't just for a man to do something nice for a woman .
A woman could do something nice for a man .
Or , y'know... a man for a man .
If both men are into that kind of thing .
Because if he 's not , then it will sure be a surprise , and not the good kind .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Any advice from a woman about what they would like?
Also, Valentine's Day isn't just for a man to do something nice for a woman.
A woman could do something nice for a man.
Or, y'know... a man for a man.
If both men are into that kind of thing.
Because if he's not, then it will sure be a surprise, and not the good kind.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063680</id>
	<title>Steal Somone's Girlfriend</title>
	<author>starworks5</author>
	<datestamp>1265661000000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>This takes a clever feat of engineering.</p><p>a) Leave gifts with his name, that will repel her from her man. Break up letters, and dirty pictures of the him and the ex will do fine.</p><p>b) Leave really nice gifts that her man would never give her himself. Like a oil on canvas portrait of her, preserving her beauty for eternity.</p><p>c) Add some Rohypnol to those valentines chocolates that your anonymously send her. Then show up with your dick in a box, and ask her to open it for you.</p><p>d) wait in the alleyway for the said guy to show up at said girlfriends house. Beat him up, and surgically remove his face aka face off with travolta</p><p>e) rent a u-haul van, and buy a velvet bag with a drawstring, and a santa costume. Trust me nobody will know the difference.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>This takes a clever feat of engineering.a ) Leave gifts with his name , that will repel her from her man .
Break up letters , and dirty pictures of the him and the ex will do fine.b ) Leave really nice gifts that her man would never give her himself .
Like a oil on canvas portrait of her , preserving her beauty for eternity.c ) Add some Rohypnol to those valentines chocolates that your anonymously send her .
Then show up with your dick in a box , and ask her to open it for you.d ) wait in the alleyway for the said guy to show up at said girlfriends house .
Beat him up , and surgically remove his face aka face off with travoltae ) rent a u-haul van , and buy a velvet bag with a drawstring , and a santa costume .
Trust me nobody will know the difference .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>This takes a clever feat of engineering.a) Leave gifts with his name, that will repel her from her man.
Break up letters, and dirty pictures of the him and the ex will do fine.b) Leave really nice gifts that her man would never give her himself.
Like a oil on canvas portrait of her, preserving her beauty for eternity.c) Add some Rohypnol to those valentines chocolates that your anonymously send her.
Then show up with your dick in a box, and ask her to open it for you.d) wait in the alleyway for the said guy to show up at said girlfriends house.
Beat him up, and surgically remove his face aka face off with travoltae) rent a u-haul van, and buy a velvet bag with a drawstring, and a santa costume.
Trust me nobody will know the difference.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062518</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063548</id>
	<title>Re:Get her pregnant</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265660220000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Nah.  Try the V miniseries dream-sequence birth.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Nah .
Try the V miniseries dream-sequence birth .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Nah.
Try the V miniseries dream-sequence birth.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062610</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063610</id>
	<title>Re:Stunts?</title>
	<author>Gaygirlie</author>
	<datestamp>1265660580000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>That sounds very much like male thinking, actually. The fact is, Valentine's Day is and has been around for years and years and years. People have come to expect a thing or two on that very day. You have one day a year that's dedicated to showing your girl how much you love her, and if you fail to do that even on the one day that's shared all over the world you'll hurt her really much.</htmltext>
<tokenext>That sounds very much like male thinking , actually .
The fact is , Valentine 's Day is and has been around for years and years and years .
People have come to expect a thing or two on that very day .
You have one day a year that 's dedicated to showing your girl how much you love her , and if you fail to do that even on the one day that 's shared all over the world you 'll hurt her really much .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>That sounds very much like male thinking, actually.
The fact is, Valentine's Day is and has been around for years and years and years.
People have come to expect a thing or two on that very day.
You have one day a year that's dedicated to showing your girl how much you love her, and if you fail to do that even on the one day that's shared all over the world you'll hurt her really much.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062510</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063544</id>
	<title>Re:Find a Nook or Die</title>
	<author>ascari</author>
	<datestamp>1265660220000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>I swear I read "Find a Nookie or Die"...</htmltext>
<tokenext>I swear I read " Find a Nookie or Die " .. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I swear I read "Find a Nookie or Die"...</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062958</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063884</id>
	<title>Valentine Day Humor</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265661960000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext>So this husband forgot Valentine Day and the wife was furious.
<br> <br>She told him in no uncertain terms that tomorrow morning she expected a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in less than ten seconds - AND IT BETTER BE THERE.<br> <br>
Next morning the husband leaves early.  Later the wife awakes and looks out the window to spot a small gift-wrapped box in the driveway.  So she puts on a robe and brings the box in the house to open it.
<br> <br>
And inside is a brand new bathroom scale.</htmltext>
<tokenext>So this husband forgot Valentine Day and the wife was furious .
She told him in no uncertain terms that tomorrow morning she expected a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in less than ten seconds - AND IT BETTER BE THERE .
Next morning the husband leaves early .
Later the wife awakes and looks out the window to spot a small gift-wrapped box in the driveway .
So she puts on a robe and brings the box in the house to open it .
And inside is a brand new bathroom scale .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>So this husband forgot Valentine Day and the wife was furious.
She told him in no uncertain terms that tomorrow morning she expected a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in less than ten seconds - AND IT BETTER BE THERE.
Next morning the husband leaves early.
Later the wife awakes and looks out the window to spot a small gift-wrapped box in the driveway.
So she puts on a robe and brings the box in the house to open it.
And inside is a brand new bathroom scale.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063008</id>
	<title>Re:Easy</title>
	<author>blueturffan</author>
	<datestamp>1265657640000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext>Maybe she already had one -- or it could have been the wrong size.   You never know with women.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Maybe she already had one -- or it could have been the wrong size .
You never know with women .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Maybe she already had one -- or it could have been the wrong size.
You never know with women.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062750</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063802</id>
	<title>Re:Stunts?</title>
	<author>Belial6</author>
	<datestamp>1265661600000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>I would go one step farther and say that it is physically impossible to do anything romantic on Valentine's Day.  Being pressured to do something is simply not romantic.  Valentine's day is by it's very existence an attempt to pressure people into doing something romantic.
<br> <br>
Of course, contrary to popular belief, most women have no idea what is romantic.  Valentine's day could just as easily be called 'Prostitutes Day'.  Now, I wouldn't want to begrudge someone from being or using a prostitute, if that is their thing, and with all of the other 'Day's' we have, Prostitutes Day might be valid, BUT there certainly isn't anything 'romantic' about it.</htmltext>
<tokenext>I would go one step farther and say that it is physically impossible to do anything romantic on Valentine 's Day .
Being pressured to do something is simply not romantic .
Valentine 's day is by it 's very existence an attempt to pressure people into doing something romantic .
Of course , contrary to popular belief , most women have no idea what is romantic .
Valentine 's day could just as easily be called 'Prostitutes Day' .
Now , I would n't want to begrudge someone from being or using a prostitute , if that is their thing , and with all of the other 'Day 's ' we have , Prostitutes Day might be valid , BUT there certainly is n't anything 'romantic ' about it .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I would go one step farther and say that it is physically impossible to do anything romantic on Valentine's Day.
Being pressured to do something is simply not romantic.
Valentine's day is by it's very existence an attempt to pressure people into doing something romantic.
Of course, contrary to popular belief, most women have no idea what is romantic.
Valentine's day could just as easily be called 'Prostitutes Day'.
Now, I wouldn't want to begrudge someone from being or using a prostitute, if that is their thing, and with all of the other 'Day's' we have, Prostitutes Day might be valid, BUT there certainly isn't anything 'romantic' about it.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062510</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063472</id>
	<title>Re:NinjaGram</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265659860000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><i>... and besides who wants to argue with ninjas?</i></p><p>Proponents of western martial arts such as interlocking machine guns, accordian wire, tactical thermo-nuclear devices,<nobr> <wbr></nobr>.50 calibre long range sniping rifles, etc.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>... and besides who wants to argue with ninjas ? Proponents of western martial arts such as interlocking machine guns , accordian wire , tactical thermo-nuclear devices , .50 calibre long range sniping rifles , etc .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>... and besides who wants to argue with ninjas?Proponents of western martial arts such as interlocking machine guns, accordian wire, tactical thermo-nuclear devices, .50 calibre long range sniping rifles, etc.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063016</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31068916</id>
	<title>Re:Her birth star...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265651820000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>why couldnt it be her star every year?</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>why couldnt it be her star every year ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>why couldnt it be her star every year?</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064268</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063658</id>
	<title>YMMV</title>
	<author>kainewynd2</author>
	<datestamp>1265660820000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I'm not entirely sure it fits the criteria, but here it does put function over form--which is pretty geeky--so here it goes:</p><p>I gave a girl I really liked a light bulb one time for Valentine's Day... it was used (i.e. from my lamp), but hers had blown the night before...</p><p>We started dating almost immediately and we've been together seven years now (married for six).<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:D</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I 'm not entirely sure it fits the criteria , but here it does put function over form--which is pretty geeky--so here it goes : I gave a girl I really liked a light bulb one time for Valentine 's Day... it was used ( i.e .
from my lamp ) , but hers had blown the night before...We started dating almost immediately and we 've been together seven years now ( married for six ) .
: D</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I'm not entirely sure it fits the criteria, but here it does put function over form--which is pretty geeky--so here it goes:I gave a girl I really liked a light bulb one time for Valentine's Day... it was used (i.e.
from my lamp), but hers had blown the night before...We started dating almost immediately and we've been together seven years now (married for six).
:D</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062910</id>
	<title>Re:Re-enacting the martyrdom of St. Valentine</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265657220000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Death by snoo-snoo!</p><p>(obviously)</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Death by snoo-snoo !
( obviously )</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Death by snoo-snoo!
(obviously)</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062530</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31067116</id>
	<title>Re:this was a fun game in junior high</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265632920000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Only if they were born 6 months premature dude.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Only if they were born 6 months premature dude .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Only if they were born 6 months premature dude.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063204</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063654</id>
	<title>Cool gift ideas</title>
	<author>Bob The Cowboy</author>
	<datestamp>1265660820000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Not directly affiliated with her (my girlfriend did work for her last year around this time, though), but the gal at Leaf Cutter Designs makes some pretty neat/cute/cool gifts.  It's not too late to write your S.O. (note, that acronym is not for the also excellent Stack Overflow) a short message delivered by the <a href="http://leafcutterdesigns.com/shop/wsps/about.html" title="leafcutterdesigns.com">world's smallest post office</a> [leafcutterdesigns.com].  She does other neat stuff, too.  If you're SO is of the creative/craftsy  persuasion she'll probably appreciate something there.</p><p><a href="http://leafcutterdesigns.com/" title="leafcutterdesigns.com">http://leafcutterdesigns.com/shop.html</a> [leafcutterdesigns.com]</p><p>My best 'stunt' was a singing telegram to my girlfriend's (same one) dorm a few years back.  Definitely a hit.  This year is dinner at a surprise location which we always walk by and she says "aww, we should eat there sometime, its cute".  You don't have to go too crazy, just let her (or him, ladies!) know she's special and that you've been paying attention.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Not directly affiliated with her ( my girlfriend did work for her last year around this time , though ) , but the gal at Leaf Cutter Designs makes some pretty neat/cute/cool gifts .
It 's not too late to write your S.O .
( note , that acronym is not for the also excellent Stack Overflow ) a short message delivered by the world 's smallest post office [ leafcutterdesigns.com ] .
She does other neat stuff , too .
If you 're SO is of the creative/craftsy persuasion she 'll probably appreciate something there.http : //leafcutterdesigns.com/shop.html [ leafcutterdesigns.com ] My best 'stunt ' was a singing telegram to my girlfriend 's ( same one ) dorm a few years back .
Definitely a hit .
This year is dinner at a surprise location which we always walk by and she says " aww , we should eat there sometime , its cute " .
You do n't have to go too crazy , just let her ( or him , ladies !
) know she 's special and that you 've been paying attention .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Not directly affiliated with her (my girlfriend did work for her last year around this time, though), but the gal at Leaf Cutter Designs makes some pretty neat/cute/cool gifts.
It's not too late to write your S.O.
(note, that acronym is not for the also excellent Stack Overflow) a short message delivered by the world's smallest post office [leafcutterdesigns.com].
She does other neat stuff, too.
If you're SO is of the creative/craftsy  persuasion she'll probably appreciate something there.http://leafcutterdesigns.com/shop.html [leafcutterdesigns.com]My best 'stunt' was a singing telegram to my girlfriend's (same one) dorm a few years back.
Definitely a hit.
This year is dinner at a surprise location which we always walk by and she says "aww, we should eat there sometime, its cute".
You don't have to go too crazy, just let her (or him, ladies!
) know she's special and that you've been paying attention.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064566</id>
	<title>stuff that matters?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265621940000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Troll</modclass>
	<modscore>-1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Maybe it should be changed to 'old news, and shit that gets us traffic'.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Maybe it should be changed to 'old news , and shit that gets us traffic' .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Maybe it should be changed to 'old news, and shit that gets us traffic'.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062788</id>
	<title>Dumbest Valentine ads</title>
	<author>Kral\_Blbec</author>
	<datestamp>1265656740000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>I dont have any stories to share about V-Day, but recently I was looking at Western Digital website to download a diagnostic utility for my hard drive. I noticed on the bottom of the page a V-Day ad saying how romantic an external hard drive would be for your girlfriend. There has to be a pun in there somewhere, but I can't find it...</htmltext>
<tokenext>I dont have any stories to share about V-Day , but recently I was looking at Western Digital website to download a diagnostic utility for my hard drive .
I noticed on the bottom of the page a V-Day ad saying how romantic an external hard drive would be for your girlfriend .
There has to be a pun in there somewhere , but I ca n't find it.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I dont have any stories to share about V-Day, but recently I was looking at Western Digital website to download a diagnostic utility for my hard drive.
I noticed on the bottom of the page a V-Day ad saying how romantic an external hard drive would be for your girlfriend.
There has to be a pun in there somewhere, but I can't find it...</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062718</id>
	<title>Re:Keep it simple</title>
	<author>sakdoctor</author>
	<datestamp>1265656440000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Geeks like efficiency.</p><p><a href="http://vegetablejapan.blogspot.com/2008/03/sakura-wine.html" title="blogspot.com">Sakura wine</a> [blogspot.com] combines flowers and alcohol.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Geeks like efficiency.Sakura wine [ blogspot.com ] combines flowers and alcohol .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Geeks like efficiency.Sakura wine [blogspot.com] combines flowers and alcohol.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062508</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31068752</id>
	<title>Re:this was a fun game in junior high</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265650200000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><nobr> <wbr></nobr></p><div class="quote"><p>... So kids born in early July were the result of an an April fools joke involving contraception that was tampered with?</p></div><p>yes, but only if you are, say, a giraffe, which has a 15 month gestation period.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>... So kids born in early July were the result of an an April fools joke involving contraception that was tampered with ? yes , but only if you are , say , a giraffe , which has a 15 month gestation period .</tokentext>
<sentencetext> ... So kids born in early July were the result of an an April fools joke involving contraception that was tampered with?yes, but only if you are, say, a giraffe, which has a 15 month gestation period.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063204</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062510</id>
	<title>Stunts?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655480000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>4</modscore>
	<htmltext>I'm guessing you're not getting the concept.
<p>
For the record, I hate Valentine's Day. It's just silly to assign a day of the year to plan something romantic.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I 'm guessing you 're not getting the concept .
For the record , I hate Valentine 's Day .
It 's just silly to assign a day of the year to plan something romantic .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I'm guessing you're not getting the concept.
For the record, I hate Valentine's Day.
It's just silly to assign a day of the year to plan something romantic.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31069318</id>
	<title>Re:Her birth star...</title>
	<author>AliasMarlowe</author>
	<datestamp>1265657700000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<br>
I can't believe how cute that is!</p></div><p>It worked for me when we met. We've been married 16 years now, and it still works...</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I ca n't believe how cute that is ! It worked for me when we met .
We 've been married 16 years now , and it still works.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I can't believe how cute that is!It worked for me when we met.
We've been married 16 years now, and it still works...
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31068292</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062850</id>
	<title>finger</title>
	<author>mi</author>
	<datestamp>1265656980000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Interestin</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Boy, this takes me back to the past of the Internet without firewalls and Unix servers running with the regular services, including, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger\_protocol" title="wikipedia.org">finger</a> [wikipedia.org], enabled. We were at different Universities and often talked using <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk\_(software)" title="wikipedia.org">talk</a> [wikipedia.org]...

</p><p>But she was not online as much as myself, so I had to know, when to start the <tt>talk</tt>... The solution is obvious: execute <tt>finger</tt> every minute. If "on since" is detected in the output, write out a log-entry to a file. A separate instance of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbiff" title="wikipedia.org">xbiff</a> [wikipedia.org] was running to alert me, when that file was modified.

</p><p>Nowadays various instant-messaging clients do this all for you, and even on Slashdot I have to provide Wikipedia links to describe things I'm talking about...</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Boy , this takes me back to the past of the Internet without firewalls and Unix servers running with the regular services , including , finger [ wikipedia.org ] , enabled .
We were at different Universities and often talked using talk [ wikipedia.org ] .. . But she was not online as much as myself , so I had to know , when to start the talk... The solution is obvious : execute finger every minute .
If " on since " is detected in the output , write out a log-entry to a file .
A separate instance of xbiff [ wikipedia.org ] was running to alert me , when that file was modified .
Nowadays various instant-messaging clients do this all for you , and even on Slashdot I have to provide Wikipedia links to describe things I 'm talking about.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Boy, this takes me back to the past of the Internet without firewalls and Unix servers running with the regular services, including, finger [wikipedia.org], enabled.
We were at different Universities and often talked using talk [wikipedia.org]...

But she was not online as much as myself, so I had to know, when to start the talk... The solution is obvious: execute finger every minute.
If "on since" is detected in the output, write out a log-entry to a file.
A separate instance of xbiff [wikipedia.org] was running to alert me, when that file was modified.
Nowadays various instant-messaging clients do this all for you, and even on Slashdot I have to provide Wikipedia links to describe things I'm talking about...</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31068292</id>
	<title>Re:Her birth star...</title>
	<author>snowgirl</author>
	<datestamp>1265644980000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww</p><p>I can't believe how cute that is!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwI ca n't believe how cute that is !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwI can't believe how cute that is!</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064268</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063332</id>
	<title>Re:Re-enacting the martyrdom of St. Valentine</title>
	<author>Darth Sdlavrot</author>
	<datestamp>1265659320000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Pick a St. Valentine, any St. Valentine.</p><p>There were at least three.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Pick a St. Valentine , any St. Valentine.There were at least three .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Pick a St. Valentine, any St. Valentine.There were at least three.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062530</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064024</id>
	<title>Re:Surprise.</title>
	<author>raddan</author>
	<datestamp>1265662740000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>"Surprise, no Valentine's Day present!"</htmltext>
<tokenext>" Surprise , no Valentine 's Day present !
"</tokentext>
<sentencetext>"Surprise, no Valentine's Day present!
"</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062526</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062958</id>
	<title>Find a Nook or Die</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265657400000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>My wife wants a Nook super-bad.  I have to find one.  Somewhere.  She puts up with my creeking ancient conservative pain in the rear self and deserves [mushy love stuff].  So I'm going to get her a Nook... or she will kill me!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>My wife wants a Nook super-bad .
I have to find one .
Somewhere. She puts up with my creeking ancient conservative pain in the rear self and deserves [ mushy love stuff ] .
So I 'm going to get her a Nook... or she will kill me !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>My wife wants a Nook super-bad.
I have to find one.
Somewhere.  She puts up with my creeking ancient conservative pain in the rear self and deserves [mushy love stuff].
So I'm going to get her a Nook... or she will kill me!</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064114</id>
	<title>Re:this was a fun game in junior high</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265619960000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext>I was born in may... whats the excuse there...?</htmltext>
<tokenext>I was born in may... whats the excuse there... ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I was born in may... whats the excuse there...?</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063110</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31067624</id>
	<title>Re:Always works for me...</title>
	<author>ignavus</author>
	<datestamp>1265637120000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>Chloroform soaked rags always get me the ladies.</p></div><p>You're right! I tried that too, and the ladies were all smiling at me when I woke up.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>Chloroform soaked rags always get me the ladies.You 're right !
I tried that too , and the ladies were all smiling at me when I woke up .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Chloroform soaked rags always get me the ladies.You're right!
I tried that too, and the ladies were all smiling at me when I woke up.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062518</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062874</id>
	<title>no geeky girls please!</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265657100000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I shudder to think of capturing the interest of geeky girls! No more geeky girls for me. When they like you, they tend to like you in a crazy manner! I had the experience of one trying to get my attention in every way. She would always try to understand the software projects that I am working on and even google the terminologies that I put in my blog. This is funny, but she asked me out lots of times, I tried to say no but is really persistent. She once caught me having dinner with friends in restaurant and in a very planned manner, went straight to our table talked to a couple of my friends behind my back and then went to me. She tends to approach love and relationships in a very calculated manner. I am already like that and NO I am not going to spend my life with a person who is just like me (why can't I attract the real girls)?<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:/</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I shudder to think of capturing the interest of geeky girls !
No more geeky girls for me .
When they like you , they tend to like you in a crazy manner !
I had the experience of one trying to get my attention in every way .
She would always try to understand the software projects that I am working on and even google the terminologies that I put in my blog .
This is funny , but she asked me out lots of times , I tried to say no but is really persistent .
She once caught me having dinner with friends in restaurant and in a very planned manner , went straight to our table talked to a couple of my friends behind my back and then went to me .
She tends to approach love and relationships in a very calculated manner .
I am already like that and NO I am not going to spend my life with a person who is just like me ( why ca n't I attract the real girls ) ?
: /</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I shudder to think of capturing the interest of geeky girls!
No more geeky girls for me.
When they like you, they tend to like you in a crazy manner!
I had the experience of one trying to get my attention in every way.
She would always try to understand the software projects that I am working on and even google the terminologies that I put in my blog.
This is funny, but she asked me out lots of times, I tried to say no but is really persistent.
She once caught me having dinner with friends in restaurant and in a very planned manner, went straight to our table talked to a couple of my friends behind my back and then went to me.
She tends to approach love and relationships in a very calculated manner.
I am already like that and NO I am not going to spend my life with a person who is just like me (why can't I attract the real girls)?
:/</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063688</id>
	<title>Re:Fake holiday.</title>
	<author>Rashdot</author>
	<datestamp>1265661060000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>It's been around for a few hundred years, so it's really not a fake holiday.</p></div><p>In America perhaps, but in many countries it has been commercially forced upon the population for the last 25 years or so.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>It 's been around for a few hundred years , so it 's really not a fake holiday.In America perhaps , but in many countries it has been commercially forced upon the population for the last 25 years or so .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>It's been around for a few hundred years, so it's really not a fake holiday.In America perhaps, but in many countries it has been commercially forced upon the population for the last 25 years or so.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063248</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064350</id>
	<title>Re:finger</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265620980000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>So you fingered her until she talked to you?</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>So you fingered her until she talked to you ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>So you fingered her until she talked to you?</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062850</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062530</id>
	<title>Re-enacting the martyrdom of St. Valentine</title>
	<author>wiredog</author>
	<datestamp>1265655540000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Now we just have to determine which method he was martyred by.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Now we just have to determine which method he was martyred by .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Now we just have to determine which method he was martyred by.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064730</id>
	<title>Re:Get her pregnant</title>
	<author>LordNimon</author>
	<datestamp>1265622660000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>A long time ago, I wanted to know if the girl I was dating was a keeper, so I rented <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094057/" title="imdb.com" rel="nofollow">Street Trash</a> [imdb.com] to see if she'd like it.
<br> <br>
We've been married 11 years so far.</htmltext>
<tokenext>A long time ago , I wanted to know if the girl I was dating was a keeper , so I rented Street Trash [ imdb.com ] to see if she 'd like it .
We 've been married 11 years so far .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>A long time ago, I wanted to know if the girl I was dating was a keeper, so I rented Street Trash [imdb.com] to see if she'd like it.
We've been married 11 years so far.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062610</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31067200</id>
	<title>Re:Dump'em before, patch it up after....</title>
	<author>psithurism</author>
	<datestamp>1265633640000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>men dump me right before Valentines day and then try to fix thing afterward just to avoid the day all together</p></div><p>Perfect! I've been browsing these suggestions all day, getting more and more worried about what I'll have to pull off to impress her, until I came across this one, and realized what I have to do!</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>men dump me right before Valentines day and then try to fix thing afterward just to avoid the day all togetherPerfect !
I 've been browsing these suggestions all day , getting more and more worried about what I 'll have to pull off to impress her , until I came across this one , and realized what I have to do !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>men dump me right before Valentines day and then try to fix thing afterward just to avoid the day all togetherPerfect!
I've been browsing these suggestions all day, getting more and more worried about what I'll have to pull off to impress her, until I came across this one, and realized what I have to do!
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063230</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062968</id>
	<title>Skydiving</title>
	<author>mseidl</author>
	<datestamp>1265657460000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>I took my gf skydiving last Saturday for V-day.  She had a blast.  But, ymmv.  Make sure she's up for it.</htmltext>
<tokenext>I took my gf skydiving last Saturday for V-day .
She had a blast .
But , ymmv .
Make sure she 's up for it .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I took my gf skydiving last Saturday for V-day.
She had a blast.
But, ymmv.
Make sure she's up for it.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064820</id>
	<title>Re:Dumbest Valentine ads</title>
	<author>XLR8DST8</author>
	<datestamp>1265623080000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext>i don't think it's dumb. i've thought of giving a hard drive as a gift to a girl. full of music of course. &amp; i think WD had a pink Passport drive. it could have been red. close enough. small &amp; looks good for a girl. &amp; girls love music. if you guys got taste you can rock it.</htmltext>
<tokenext>i do n't think it 's dumb .
i 've thought of giving a hard drive as a gift to a girl .
full of music of course .
&amp; i think WD had a pink Passport drive .
it could have been red .
close enough .
small &amp; looks good for a girl .
&amp; girls love music .
if you guys got taste you can rock it .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>i don't think it's dumb.
i've thought of giving a hard drive as a gift to a girl.
full of music of course.
&amp; i think WD had a pink Passport drive.
it could have been red.
close enough.
small &amp; looks good for a girl.
&amp; girls love music.
if you guys got taste you can rock it.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062788</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064440</id>
	<title>Best stunt ever is...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265621340000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext>...actually remembering it's Valentine's Day.
<p>
Seriously, there's a lot to be said for a nice kiss, hug and a sincere "I Love You" - though my wife and I did that every day anyway (yes, every day) for 20 years.  She died of a brain tumor in January 2006 and I still give her a kiss, hug and an "I Love You" - every day - with the addition of "I Miss You".</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>...actually remembering it 's Valentine 's Day .
Seriously , there 's a lot to be said for a nice kiss , hug and a sincere " I Love You " - though my wife and I did that every day anyway ( yes , every day ) for 20 years .
She died of a brain tumor in January 2006 and I still give her a kiss , hug and an " I Love You " - every day - with the addition of " I Miss You " .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>...actually remembering it's Valentine's Day.
Seriously, there's a lot to be said for a nice kiss, hug and a sincere "I Love You" - though my wife and I did that every day anyway (yes, every day) for 20 years.
She died of a brain tumor in January 2006 and I still give her a kiss, hug and an "I Love You" - every day - with the addition of "I Miss You".</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062790</id>
	<title>Linux for Dummies</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265656740000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Is not a good St-Valentine's Day present.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Is not a good St-Valentine 's Day present .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Is not a good St-Valentine's Day present.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062478</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063616</id>
	<title>Avoid going out to dinner</title>
	<author>ajlisows</author>
	<datestamp>1265660640000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext>
<p>Really, this is my best advice.  It is hard to really make your wife/girlfriend think she is important when it appears that every other person in the world is also out for dinner at the place your choice (or a nicer place).  You will be herded in like cattle, some generic Valentines Day special things will be found at the tables (candles, special napkins, whatever) but they won't be special or unique as every table will have them.  It will be loud, crowded, and uncomfortable even if you do drop a good amount of money at a nice establishment.</p><p>Usually I will take the time and cook a fancy meal by myself, something I usually wouldn't do.  She gets that nice meal and sees me slaving away to deliver it.  Our house is much quieter and private than an overloaded eatery which leads to great conversation (except in one case where she was so in awe by my to that point unknown culinary talents that she preferred to keep trying the different things I cooked rather than talk much.)  After that, an activity you both like (hopefully...if not you'll have to settle on one she likes) is good.  This can be anything but hopefully not going to the Movie Theater...which will also be crowded and irritating like places to eat.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Really , this is my best advice .
It is hard to really make your wife/girlfriend think she is important when it appears that every other person in the world is also out for dinner at the place your choice ( or a nicer place ) .
You will be herded in like cattle , some generic Valentines Day special things will be found at the tables ( candles , special napkins , whatever ) but they wo n't be special or unique as every table will have them .
It will be loud , crowded , and uncomfortable even if you do drop a good amount of money at a nice establishment.Usually I will take the time and cook a fancy meal by myself , something I usually would n't do .
She gets that nice meal and sees me slaving away to deliver it .
Our house is much quieter and private than an overloaded eatery which leads to great conversation ( except in one case where she was so in awe by my to that point unknown culinary talents that she preferred to keep trying the different things I cooked rather than talk much .
) After that , an activity you both like ( hopefully...if not you 'll have to settle on one she likes ) is good .
This can be anything but hopefully not going to the Movie Theater...which will also be crowded and irritating like places to eat .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>
Really, this is my best advice.
It is hard to really make your wife/girlfriend think she is important when it appears that every other person in the world is also out for dinner at the place your choice (or a nicer place).
You will be herded in like cattle, some generic Valentines Day special things will be found at the tables (candles, special napkins, whatever) but they won't be special or unique as every table will have them.
It will be loud, crowded, and uncomfortable even if you do drop a good amount of money at a nice establishment.Usually I will take the time and cook a fancy meal by myself, something I usually wouldn't do.
She gets that nice meal and sees me slaving away to deliver it.
Our house is much quieter and private than an overloaded eatery which leads to great conversation (except in one case where she was so in awe by my to that point unknown culinary talents that she preferred to keep trying the different things I cooked rather than talk much.
)  After that, an activity you both like (hopefully...if not you'll have to settle on one she likes) is good.
This can be anything but hopefully not going to the Movie Theater...which will also be crowded and irritating like places to eat.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064450</id>
	<title>Re:Note to /. readers...</title>
	<author>element-o.p.</author>
	<datestamp>1265621400000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>real women like flowers, chocolate, and other mushy stuff.</p></div><p>
Real women also do NOT like stereotypes...especially when you are trying to force them into one.  I bought my wife chocolate for Valentine's Day exactly once -- the first year we were dating.  I never did that again because as it turns out, she doesn't particularly like chocolate.
<br> <br>
Here's the real way to win a woman's heart: try actually <i>listening</i> to her once in a while.  Find out what <i>she</i> likes.  Then surprise her with things that she has mentioned during the last year.  It's a little more work, but trust me...you hang out on<nobr> <wbr></nobr>/.  If a girl actually gives you her number, treat her like the treasure she really is<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:)</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>real women like flowers , chocolate , and other mushy stuff .
Real women also do NOT like stereotypes...especially when you are trying to force them into one .
I bought my wife chocolate for Valentine 's Day exactly once -- the first year we were dating .
I never did that again because as it turns out , she does n't particularly like chocolate .
Here 's the real way to win a woman 's heart : try actually listening to her once in a while .
Find out what she likes .
Then surprise her with things that she has mentioned during the last year .
It 's a little more work , but trust me...you hang out on / .
If a girl actually gives you her number , treat her like the treasure she really is : )</tokentext>
<sentencetext>real women like flowers, chocolate, and other mushy stuff.
Real women also do NOT like stereotypes...especially when you are trying to force them into one.
I bought my wife chocolate for Valentine's Day exactly once -- the first year we were dating.
I never did that again because as it turns out, she doesn't particularly like chocolate.
Here's the real way to win a woman's heart: try actually listening to her once in a while.
Find out what she likes.
Then surprise her with things that she has mentioned during the last year.
It's a little more work, but trust me...you hang out on /.
If a girl actually gives you her number, treat her like the treasure she really is :)
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062514</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31066852</id>
	<title>It's not about stunts, make her feel special</title>
	<author>Wingfield</author>
	<datestamp>1265631300000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>A few years ago, I was complaining to my then-girlfriend about how much I hated dealing with airports and flying. She mentioned that she had never been in a plane before, but wanted to try it.

So for a Valentines day surprise, I got a friend of mine who was getting his pilot's license to put me in touch with one of his friends from a small local airport. I talked to the guy, and he agreed to take me and my girlfriend up in a small plane for about a 20 minute flight. We flew over our town, found our houses, flew over the lake and dam, and since she was sitting in the copilots seat she even got to fly for about 10 seconds. She would have flown longer but we decided not to let her after she sent us into a steep dive.<nobr> <wbr></nobr>;)

Is that right for all girls? No, some would be scared out of their minds. She was admittedly a bit nervous, but I knew she wouldn't be the type to back down, she's pretty athletic and a bit of a tomboy. She absolutely LOVED it, and told all of her friends. It was something that made her feel very special, and even though we're not together anymore, remembering the look on her face when I told her what we were going to do while we pulled into the airport, and remembering how she looked at me when we left from the airport, I still can't help but smile.

You don't have to do something incredibly cheesy or embarrassing, but sometimes little stunts like these that you will both enjoy can be more memorable than anything else you could do.</htmltext>
<tokenext>A few years ago , I was complaining to my then-girlfriend about how much I hated dealing with airports and flying .
She mentioned that she had never been in a plane before , but wanted to try it .
So for a Valentines day surprise , I got a friend of mine who was getting his pilot 's license to put me in touch with one of his friends from a small local airport .
I talked to the guy , and he agreed to take me and my girlfriend up in a small plane for about a 20 minute flight .
We flew over our town , found our houses , flew over the lake and dam , and since she was sitting in the copilots seat she even got to fly for about 10 seconds .
She would have flown longer but we decided not to let her after she sent us into a steep dive .
; ) Is that right for all girls ?
No , some would be scared out of their minds .
She was admittedly a bit nervous , but I knew she would n't be the type to back down , she 's pretty athletic and a bit of a tomboy .
She absolutely LOVED it , and told all of her friends .
It was something that made her feel very special , and even though we 're not together anymore , remembering the look on her face when I told her what we were going to do while we pulled into the airport , and remembering how she looked at me when we left from the airport , I still ca n't help but smile .
You do n't have to do something incredibly cheesy or embarrassing , but sometimes little stunts like these that you will both enjoy can be more memorable than anything else you could do .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>A few years ago, I was complaining to my then-girlfriend about how much I hated dealing with airports and flying.
She mentioned that she had never been in a plane before, but wanted to try it.
So for a Valentines day surprise, I got a friend of mine who was getting his pilot's license to put me in touch with one of his friends from a small local airport.
I talked to the guy, and he agreed to take me and my girlfriend up in a small plane for about a 20 minute flight.
We flew over our town, found our houses, flew over the lake and dam, and since she was sitting in the copilots seat she even got to fly for about 10 seconds.
She would have flown longer but we decided not to let her after she sent us into a steep dive.
;)

Is that right for all girls?
No, some would be scared out of their minds.
She was admittedly a bit nervous, but I knew she wouldn't be the type to back down, she's pretty athletic and a bit of a tomboy.
She absolutely LOVED it, and told all of her friends.
It was something that made her feel very special, and even though we're not together anymore, remembering the look on her face when I told her what we were going to do while we pulled into the airport, and remembering how she looked at me when we left from the airport, I still can't help but smile.
You don't have to do something incredibly cheesy or embarrassing, but sometimes little stunts like these that you will both enjoy can be more memorable than anything else you could do.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31066070</id>
	<title>Re:this was a fun game in junior high</title>
	<author>Guppy</author>
	<datestamp>1265627700000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>were the result of an an April fools joke</p> </div><p>Well, I'm sure there was some kind of zany hijinks involved:</p><p>"Honey, of course I'll pull out before I... APRIL FOOLS!" *splork*</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>were the result of an an April fools joke Well , I 'm sure there was some kind of zany hijinks involved : " Honey , of course I 'll pull out before I... APRIL FOOLS !
" * splork *</tokentext>
<sentencetext>were the result of an an April fools joke Well, I'm sure there was some kind of zany hijinks involved:"Honey, of course I'll pull out before I... APRIL FOOLS!
" *splork*
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063204</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063212</id>
	<title>Valentine's Day In (Near) Toronto!!</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265658660000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>For those guys with geeky girlfriends/wives near the Toronto area, I would recommend you take her to a place called Build-a-Bear. You can build custom version of teddy bears for you and her. Trust me, and when i say trust me, I really REALLY mean it, she will be all over you like bubblegum on velcro.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>For those guys with geeky girlfriends/wives near the Toronto area , I would recommend you take her to a place called Build-a-Bear .
You can build custom version of teddy bears for you and her .
Trust me , and when i say trust me , I really REALLY mean it , she will be all over you like bubblegum on velcro .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>For those guys with geeky girlfriends/wives near the Toronto area, I would recommend you take her to a place called Build-a-Bear.
You can build custom version of teddy bears for you and her.
Trust me, and when i say trust me, I really REALLY mean it, she will be all over you like bubblegum on velcro.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062650</id>
	<title>My method...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265656140000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Flamebait</modclass>
	<modscore>-1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Now don't get TOO offended, but I sent mine <a href="http://tinyurl.com/q22pd" title="tinyurl.com" rel="nofollow">here</a> [tinyurl.com] to order some lingerie. She doesn't like being sent to order <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;source=web&amp;ct=res&amp;cd=2&amp;ved=0CA0QFjAB&amp;url=http://tinyurl.com/q22pd" title="google.com" rel="nofollow">lingerie</a> [google.com], so she kinda got the hint!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Now do n't get TOO offended , but I sent mine here [ tinyurl.com ] to order some lingerie .
She does n't like being sent to order lingerie [ google.com ] , so she kinda got the hint !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Now don't get TOO offended, but I sent mine here [tinyurl.com] to order some lingerie.
She doesn't like being sent to order lingerie [google.com], so she kinda got the hint!</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064850</id>
	<title>Give her a potato</title>
	<author>srpape</author>
	<datestamp>1265623140000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks<br>and that's if you leave them in water<br>and they really only exist to be pretty<br>so that's like saying "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"</p><p>but a potato!</p><p>potatos last for fucking ever, man<br>in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack<br>that part alone makes it a good symbol<br>but there's more!<br>there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!<br>and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"<br>and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome<br>so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>i mean , roses only last like a couple weeksand that 's if you leave them in waterand they really only exist to be prettyso that 's like saying " my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance " but a potato ! potatos last for fucking ever , manin fact , not only will they not rot , they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sackthat part alone makes it a good symbolbut there 's more ! there are so many ways to enjoy a potato !
you can even make a battery with it ! and that 's like saying " i have many ways in which I show my love for you " and potatos may be ugly , but they 're still awesomeso that 's like saying " it does n't matter at all what you look like , I 'll still love you "</tokentext>
<sentencetext>i mean, roses only last like a couple weeksand that's if you leave them in waterand they really only exist to be prettyso that's like saying "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"but a potato!potatos last for fucking ever, manin fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sackthat part alone makes it a good symbolbut there's more!there are so many ways to enjoy a potato!
you can even make a battery with it!and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesomeso that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063860</id>
	<title>Re:They Mentioned treasure hunt on the list</title>
	<author>odin84gk</author>
	<datestamp>1265661840000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Interestin</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>Needless to say, she really enjoyed it. However, she told all of her friends, and her friends got jealous and razzed their boyfriends, and they all gave me guff the next time they saw me, saying it made them look bad.</p></div><p>This was my goal for every Valentines day. Don't worry about what she thinks, think about the story she will tell.</p><p>On February 13th, around 11:30 at night back in my college days, I got 3 rolls of ribbon and tied a bow around as many trees as I could between her dorm and her classes. I put a note under her door saying "Every time you see a bow, remember how much I love you".<br>Cheesy, I know. But, she was the talk of the college campus. Word got around that I tied the bows for her, and she felt like the most popular girl in school. That made her feel like a million bucks. Total cost? $15.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>Needless to say , she really enjoyed it .
However , she told all of her friends , and her friends got jealous and razzed their boyfriends , and they all gave me guff the next time they saw me , saying it made them look bad.This was my goal for every Valentines day .
Do n't worry about what she thinks , think about the story she will tell.On February 13th , around 11 : 30 at night back in my college days , I got 3 rolls of ribbon and tied a bow around as many trees as I could between her dorm and her classes .
I put a note under her door saying " Every time you see a bow , remember how much I love you " .Cheesy , I know .
But , she was the talk of the college campus .
Word got around that I tied the bows for her , and she felt like the most popular girl in school .
That made her feel like a million bucks .
Total cost ?
$ 15 .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Needless to say, she really enjoyed it.
However, she told all of her friends, and her friends got jealous and razzed their boyfriends, and they all gave me guff the next time they saw me, saying it made them look bad.This was my goal for every Valentines day.
Don't worry about what she thinks, think about the story she will tell.On February 13th, around 11:30 at night back in my college days, I got 3 rolls of ribbon and tied a bow around as many trees as I could between her dorm and her classes.
I put a note under her door saying "Every time you see a bow, remember how much I love you".Cheesy, I know.
But, she was the talk of the college campus.
Word got around that I tied the bows for her, and she felt like the most popular girl in school.
That made her feel like a million bucks.
Total cost?
$15.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062686</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063784</id>
	<title>What about evil things to do for V-Day?</title>
	<author>Crudely\_Indecent</author>
	<datestamp>1265661420000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>What I'm hoping for is an offer from an organization I've had several interviews with.  If I get the offer, I think I might give my current boss a nice card containing a Poem-of-Resignation.</p><p>Another idea that isn't quite ready for prime-time is sending lingerie and perfume to a thieving bastard I know in prison.  It's not quite ready for prime-time because although he's been caught, he hasn't been to trial/convicted yet.</p><p>A card saying "I'd divorce you all over again" containing a coupon for STD screening for my ex-wife would be pretty funny (I caught her cheating).</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>What I 'm hoping for is an offer from an organization I 've had several interviews with .
If I get the offer , I think I might give my current boss a nice card containing a Poem-of-Resignation.Another idea that is n't quite ready for prime-time is sending lingerie and perfume to a thieving bastard I know in prison .
It 's not quite ready for prime-time because although he 's been caught , he has n't been to trial/convicted yet.A card saying " I 'd divorce you all over again " containing a coupon for STD screening for my ex-wife would be pretty funny ( I caught her cheating ) .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>What I'm hoping for is an offer from an organization I've had several interviews with.
If I get the offer, I think I might give my current boss a nice card containing a Poem-of-Resignation.Another idea that isn't quite ready for prime-time is sending lingerie and perfume to a thieving bastard I know in prison.
It's not quite ready for prime-time because although he's been caught, he hasn't been to trial/convicted yet.A card saying "I'd divorce you all over again" containing a coupon for STD screening for my ex-wife would be pretty funny (I caught her cheating).</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062498</id>
	<title>No</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655480000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Just, no.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Just , no .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Just, no.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064400</id>
	<title>Re:Note to /. readers...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265621160000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Chocolates and flowers are superficial.  Let's talk about what women REALLY want in a man.</p><p>Able to protect her when needed (hence the strong female preference for a taller man - although a shorter man can counteract this with other protection indicators).  Leader of other men.  Cool under pressure.  Makes a good living - or has the potential to do so soon (law or medical student, for example).  Social skills with everyone.  Pre-selection (other women find him attractive).  Non-needy, self-sufficient.  A good story teller who can engage her.  Humorous.  Well-groomed (values himself).  Etc.  This stuff is well documented.</p><p>The female preference for a man who makes good money is so strong that even very rich women almost always marry someone who makes (or has) even more money than they do.</p><p>Any female exceptions to this list are extremely rare.  Of course the world is full of people who SETTLE for less than their ideal, but this is what women want.</p><p>Male preferences are pretty universal, too, just different from this list.</p><p>Humans love to flatter themselves that they are preciously "different" from everyone else, but at a core-values level, we are not.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Chocolates and flowers are superficial .
Let 's talk about what women REALLY want in a man.Able to protect her when needed ( hence the strong female preference for a taller man - although a shorter man can counteract this with other protection indicators ) .
Leader of other men .
Cool under pressure .
Makes a good living - or has the potential to do so soon ( law or medical student , for example ) .
Social skills with everyone .
Pre-selection ( other women find him attractive ) .
Non-needy , self-sufficient .
A good story teller who can engage her .
Humorous. Well-groomed ( values himself ) .
Etc. This stuff is well documented.The female preference for a man who makes good money is so strong that even very rich women almost always marry someone who makes ( or has ) even more money than they do.Any female exceptions to this list are extremely rare .
Of course the world is full of people who SETTLE for less than their ideal , but this is what women want.Male preferences are pretty universal , too , just different from this list.Humans love to flatter themselves that they are preciously " different " from everyone else , but at a core-values level , we are not .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Chocolates and flowers are superficial.
Let's talk about what women REALLY want in a man.Able to protect her when needed (hence the strong female preference for a taller man - although a shorter man can counteract this with other protection indicators).
Leader of other men.
Cool under pressure.
Makes a good living - or has the potential to do so soon (law or medical student, for example).
Social skills with everyone.
Pre-selection (other women find him attractive).
Non-needy, self-sufficient.
A good story teller who can engage her.
Humorous.  Well-groomed (values himself).
Etc.  This stuff is well documented.The female preference for a man who makes good money is so strong that even very rich women almost always marry someone who makes (or has) even more money than they do.Any female exceptions to this list are extremely rare.
Of course the world is full of people who SETTLE for less than their ideal, but this is what women want.Male preferences are pretty universal, too, just different from this list.Humans love to flatter themselves that they are preciously "different" from everyone else, but at a core-values level, we are not.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063238</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063328</id>
	<title>Re:None whatsoever</title>
	<author>corbettw</author>
	<datestamp>1265659320000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>If you're already in a relationship, nice chocolate, flowers, and dinner (or any subset of the above) is plenty celebration.</p></div><p>Some people need more romance than just that. If that minimal level of effort works for you in your relationship, more power to you. But for the rest of us, Valentine's Day is another set day on which to pull out all the stops and make the person we're with feel more special than on other days.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>If you 're already in a relationship , nice chocolate , flowers , and dinner ( or any subset of the above ) is plenty celebration.Some people need more romance than just that .
If that minimal level of effort works for you in your relationship , more power to you .
But for the rest of us , Valentine 's Day is another set day on which to pull out all the stops and make the person we 're with feel more special than on other days .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>If you're already in a relationship, nice chocolate, flowers, and dinner (or any subset of the above) is plenty celebration.Some people need more romance than just that.
If that minimal level of effort works for you in your relationship, more power to you.
But for the rest of us, Valentine's Day is another set day on which to pull out all the stops and make the person we're with feel more special than on other days.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062486</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062688</id>
	<title>Video Game Proposal</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265656260000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>It's not necessarily a Valentine's day thing, but one guy hacked Chrono Trigger in order to propose marriage:  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7\_HMLvLB7b0" title="youtube.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7\_HMLvLB7b0</a> [youtube.com]</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>It 's not necessarily a Valentine 's day thing , but one guy hacked Chrono Trigger in order to propose marriage : http : //www.youtube.com/watch ? v = 7 \ _HMLvLB7b0 [ youtube.com ]</tokentext>
<sentencetext>It's not necessarily a Valentine's day thing, but one guy hacked Chrono Trigger in order to propose marriage:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7\_HMLvLB7b0 [youtube.com]</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063894</id>
	<title>Re:Keep it simple</title>
	<author>sacrilicious</author>
	<datestamp>1265662080000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Me, I like the idea of giving my d*ck in a box.  It's easy to do, just follow these steps:</p><p>1) Cut a hole in a box<br>2) Put your junk in that box<br>3) Make her open the box</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Me , I like the idea of giving my d * ck in a box .
It 's easy to do , just follow these steps : 1 ) Cut a hole in a box2 ) Put your junk in that box3 ) Make her open the box</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Me, I like the idea of giving my d*ck in a box.
It's easy to do, just follow these steps:1) Cut a hole in a box2) Put your junk in that box3) Make her open the box</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062508</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063220</id>
	<title>Re:this was a fun game in junior high</title>
	<author>vlm</author>
	<datestamp>1265658720000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>2. subtract 3 months</p></div><p>Well, Donald Knuth's job remains secure, for now.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>2. subtract 3 monthsWell , Donald Knuth 's job remains secure , for now .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>2. subtract 3 monthsWell, Donald Knuth's job remains secure, for now.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063110</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064448</id>
	<title>Re:this was a fun game in junior high</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265621400000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><nobr> <wbr></nobr></p><div class="quote"><p>... So kids born in early July were the result of an an April fools joke involving contraception that was tampered with?</p></div><p>Getting pregnant in April does not a July baby make. Learn to maths. Unless, you are some weird alien hybrid with either a 3 or 15 month gestation time.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>... So kids born in early July were the result of an an April fools joke involving contraception that was tampered with ? Getting pregnant in April does not a July baby make .
Learn to maths .
Unless , you are some weird alien hybrid with either a 3 or 15 month gestation time .</tokentext>
<sentencetext> ... So kids born in early July were the result of an an April fools joke involving contraception that was tampered with?Getting pregnant in April does not a July baby make.
Learn to maths.
Unless, you are some weird alien hybrid with either a 3 or 15 month gestation time.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063204</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31069960</id>
	<title>Re:They Mentioned treasure hunt on the list</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265712420000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><i>... it seems odd that you stop eating them completely as soon as you are out of junior high.</i> </p><p>What crap!. I just had one yesterday. I'm 67.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>... it seems odd that you stop eating them completely as soon as you are out of junior high .
What crap ! .
I just had one yesterday .
I 'm 67 .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>... it seems odd that you stop eating them completely as soon as you are out of junior high.
What crap!.
I just had one yesterday.
I'm 67.</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064014</id>
	<title>Re:Surprise.</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265662680000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>My wife doesn't mind the flowers and chocolate but she likes the surprises more. I took her to a nice restaurant she liked one time, via limo, another time it was two tickets to a show she'd been dying to see. If you know your mate then you know how to make the "special day" for them.. well Special.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>My wife does n't mind the flowers and chocolate but she likes the surprises more .
I took her to a nice restaurant she liked one time , via limo , another time it was two tickets to a show she 'd been dying to see .
If you know your mate then you know how to make the " special day " for them.. well Special .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>My wife doesn't mind the flowers and chocolate but she likes the surprises more.
I took her to a nice restaurant she liked one time, via limo, another time it was two tickets to a show she'd been dying to see.
If you know your mate then you know how to make the "special day" for them.. well Special.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062526</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062526</id>
	<title>Surprise.</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655540000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I have noticed that my wife tends to really like surprises.  It doesn't REALLY matter if I am super-romantic or something... but just surprising her with an outing that's just for her.  It's romantic on a deeper level than throwing candy hearts at her.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I have noticed that my wife tends to really like surprises .
It does n't REALLY matter if I am super-romantic or something... but just surprising her with an outing that 's just for her .
It 's romantic on a deeper level than throwing candy hearts at her .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I have noticed that my wife tends to really like surprises.
It doesn't REALLY matter if I am super-romantic or something... but just surprising her with an outing that's just for her.
It's romantic on a deeper level than throwing candy hearts at her.</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064072</id>
	<title>Well from this geek girl...</title>
	<author>carolfromoz</author>
	<datestamp>1265619780000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I could not care less about valentine's day. Maybe it's because I'm not american but I've always thought it the most worthless piece of blatant commercial bullshit. Mother's day is only slightly less pointless (and I'm also a mother).

</p><p>I expect a bit of fuss on my birthday, and hubby and I always, always book a babysitter and go out on our anniversary, and we both have a thing about starting the first second of the new year with a big kiss.... but valentine's day? Fergeddit - I don't need hallmark to tell me when to be romantic!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I could not care less about valentine 's day .
Maybe it 's because I 'm not american but I 've always thought it the most worthless piece of blatant commercial bullshit .
Mother 's day is only slightly less pointless ( and I 'm also a mother ) .
I expect a bit of fuss on my birthday , and hubby and I always , always book a babysitter and go out on our anniversary , and we both have a thing about starting the first second of the new year with a big kiss.... but valentine 's day ?
Fergeddit - I do n't need hallmark to tell me when to be romantic !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I could not care less about valentine's day.
Maybe it's because I'm not american but I've always thought it the most worthless piece of blatant commercial bullshit.
Mother's day is only slightly less pointless (and I'm also a mother).
I expect a bit of fuss on my birthday, and hubby and I always, always book a babysitter and go out on our anniversary, and we both have a thing about starting the first second of the new year with a big kiss.... but valentine's day?
Fergeddit - I don't need hallmark to tell me when to be romantic!</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063578</id>
	<title>Re:Dump'em before, patch it up after....</title>
	<author>WebManWalking</author>
	<datestamp>1265660340000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>See my post, apparently composed simultaneously with your own, a few posts down, entitled "Ovid's Advice". <br>
<br>
Now you know the origin.</htmltext>
<tokenext>See my post , apparently composed simultaneously with your own , a few posts down , entitled " Ovid 's Advice " .
Now you know the origin .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>See my post, apparently composed simultaneously with your own, a few posts down, entitled "Ovid's Advice".
Now you know the origin.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063230</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062750</id>
	<title>Easy</title>
	<author>tool462</author>
	<datestamp>1265656560000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I cut off my ear and shipped it in a shoebox to a girl I like.</p><p>Haven't heard back from her yet.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I cut off my ear and shipped it in a shoebox to a girl I like.Have n't heard back from her yet .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I cut off my ear and shipped it in a shoebox to a girl I like.Haven't heard back from her yet.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31067660</id>
	<title>The best Valentine's day stunt is ...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265637540000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>a cunning stunt.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>a cunning stunt .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>a cunning stunt.</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064172</id>
	<title>Re:Get her pregnant</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265620260000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>"Lets see how romantic she thinks giving birth is."</p><p>Some do. Thanks to Usenet, I know about "breeder parties"!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>" Lets see how romantic she thinks giving birth is .
" Some do .
Thanks to Usenet , I know about " breeder parties " !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>"Lets see how romantic she thinks giving birth is.
"Some do.
Thanks to Usenet, I know about "breeder parties"!</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062550</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31066486</id>
	<title>Re:Note to /. readers...</title>
	<author>unknownroad</author>
	<datestamp>1265629560000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Real women? No true Scotsman?</htmltext>
<tokenext>Real women ?
No true Scotsman ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Real women?
No true Scotsman?</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062514</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063028</id>
	<title>Prime time for single guys</title>
	<author>diskofish</author>
	<datestamp>1265657700000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>The couple of weeks before Valentines day is the easiest time of the year to meet women.  Most single women WANT to be with someone on Valentine's day, so they'll be less "picky" than usual.  Just go out to a bar looking well groomed and clean, and girls will be approaching you.  Of course, you'll have better luck if you actually approach them rather then waiting for them to come to you.</htmltext>
<tokenext>The couple of weeks before Valentines day is the easiest time of the year to meet women .
Most single women WANT to be with someone on Valentine 's day , so they 'll be less " picky " than usual .
Just go out to a bar looking well groomed and clean , and girls will be approaching you .
Of course , you 'll have better luck if you actually approach them rather then waiting for them to come to you .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>The couple of weeks before Valentines day is the easiest time of the year to meet women.
Most single women WANT to be with someone on Valentine's day, so they'll be less "picky" than usual.
Just go out to a bar looking well groomed and clean, and girls will be approaching you.
Of course, you'll have better luck if you actually approach them rather then waiting for them to come to you.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063108</id>
	<title>al useing fake cops to line people up to a wall</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265658180000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>al using fake cops to line people up to a wall back in the mob days</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>al using fake cops to line people up to a wall back in the mob days</tokentext>
<sentencetext>al using fake cops to line people up to a wall back in the mob days</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31074418</id>
	<title>Re:They Mentioned treasure hunt on the list</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265740260000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>You insensitive clod!  I can't even tie my shoes, let alone tie a ribbon into a bow.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>You insensitive clod !
I ca n't even tie my shoes , let alone tie a ribbon into a bow .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>You insensitive clod!
I can't even tie my shoes, let alone tie a ribbon into a bow.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063860</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31069068</id>
	<title>Inflate her properly</title>
	<author>Fotograf</author>
	<datestamp>1265653740000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>and cuddle all day long...</htmltext>
<tokenext>and cuddle all day long.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>and cuddle all day long...</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064576</id>
	<title>Who's Robert?</title>
	<author>HikingStick</author>
	<datestamp>1265622000000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext>I was part of a small singing group (a quartet) back in my early college days.  The quartet would do four-part singing Valentines as a fundraiser for the music program.  I was engaged at the time, and decided to pull one over on my wife to be.  While delivering some of the singing valentines in the campus commons area, we sang one after another after another, while the director just shuffled us from table to table.  Sometimes we would ask for the target first and deliver a Valentines note or card from our customer.  Other times, we would sing first and had over the card afterwards.<br> <br>We approached the table where my fiancee and her friends were sitting, and then broke into our rendition of "Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree With Anyone Else But Me."  At the conclusion of the song, our director announced "To [my fiancee's first name], from Robert," at which time I made myself look shocked and loudly proclaimed, "<b> <i>Who's Robert?!?!</i></b> ".  <br> <br>When the look of panic set in on her face and she started insisting that she didn't know any Robert, I ended the gag and said, "I know. That was from me."  I'm not sure if she really wanted to kill me over the next few minutes, but she was laughing about it shortly thereafter.  To this day, 17 years later, she loves telling that story to friends old and new, and we all laugh and laugh and laugh.<br> <br>~Robert</htmltext>
<tokenext>I was part of a small singing group ( a quartet ) back in my early college days .
The quartet would do four-part singing Valentines as a fundraiser for the music program .
I was engaged at the time , and decided to pull one over on my wife to be .
While delivering some of the singing valentines in the campus commons area , we sang one after another after another , while the director just shuffled us from table to table .
Sometimes we would ask for the target first and deliver a Valentines note or card from our customer .
Other times , we would sing first and had over the card afterwards .
We approached the table where my fiancee and her friends were sitting , and then broke into our rendition of " Do n't Sit Under the Apple Tree With Anyone Else But Me .
" At the conclusion of the song , our director announced " To [ my fiancee 's first name ] , from Robert , " at which time I made myself look shocked and loudly proclaimed , " Who 's Robert ? ! ? !
" . When the look of panic set in on her face and she started insisting that she did n't know any Robert , I ended the gag and said , " I know .
That was from me .
" I 'm not sure if she really wanted to kill me over the next few minutes , but she was laughing about it shortly thereafter .
To this day , 17 years later , she loves telling that story to friends old and new , and we all laugh and laugh and laugh .
~ Robert</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I was part of a small singing group (a quartet) back in my early college days.
The quartet would do four-part singing Valentines as a fundraiser for the music program.
I was engaged at the time, and decided to pull one over on my wife to be.
While delivering some of the singing valentines in the campus commons area, we sang one after another after another, while the director just shuffled us from table to table.
Sometimes we would ask for the target first and deliver a Valentines note or card from our customer.
Other times, we would sing first and had over the card afterwards.
We approached the table where my fiancee and her friends were sitting, and then broke into our rendition of "Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree With Anyone Else But Me.
"  At the conclusion of the song, our director announced "To [my fiancee's first name], from Robert," at which time I made myself look shocked and loudly proclaimed, " Who's Robert?!?!
".   When the look of panic set in on her face and she started insisting that she didn't know any Robert, I ended the gag and said, "I know.
That was from me.
"  I'm not sure if she really wanted to kill me over the next few minutes, but she was laughing about it shortly thereafter.
To this day, 17 years later, she loves telling that story to friends old and new, and we all laugh and laugh and laugh.
~Robert</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062546</id>
	<title>Press Z or R Twice</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655600000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>DO A BARREL ROLL!!!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>DO A BARREL ROLL ! !
!</tokentext>
<sentencetext>DO A BARREL ROLL!!
!</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062714</id>
	<title>Unfortunately</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265656440000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>You have to do a little something for Valentine's Day even if she says otherwise. Keep this in mind though, giving her flowers on any other day for no reason will make her feel a lot more special than on V Day. Set a reminder in your calendar on a random day and do this.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>You have to do a little something for Valentine 's Day even if she says otherwise .
Keep this in mind though , giving her flowers on any other day for no reason will make her feel a lot more special than on V Day .
Set a reminder in your calendar on a random day and do this .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>You have to do a little something for Valentine's Day even if she says otherwise.
Keep this in mind though, giving her flowers on any other day for no reason will make her feel a lot more special than on V Day.
Set a reminder in your calendar on a random day and do this.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062794</id>
	<title>Easy</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265656740000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Just be two of:  tall, good-looking, rich, talented-musician/artist</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Just be two of : tall , good-looking , rich , talented-musician/artist</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Just be two of:  tall, good-looking, rich, talented-musician/artist</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063674</id>
	<title>Re:None whatsoever</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265660940000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint\_Valentine's\_Day\_massacre" title="wikipedia.org" rel="nofollow">I just have someone whacked</a> [wikipedia.org]</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I just have someone whacked [ wikipedia.org ]</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I just have someone whacked [wikipedia.org]</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062486</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063752</id>
	<title>Re:They Mentioned treasure hunt on the list</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265661300000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Which is why you don't share personal, romantic details with anyone other than your love.</p><p>As far as this thread is concerned...No Comment.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Which is why you do n't share personal , romantic details with anyone other than your love.As far as this thread is concerned...No Comment .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Which is why you don't share personal, romantic details with anyone other than your love.As far as this thread is concerned...No Comment.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062686</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31065580</id>
	<title>a heart-felt gift</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265625780000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>While at work one VD several years ago, I was summoned to the reception area for a delivery.  There stood two smiling strangers with balloons and a large, covered, silver platter.  A card was taped to the platter's lid.</p><p>I thanked them and wanted to take the platter to the relative privacy of my desk, but no, I needed to open it there so they could see my reaction.  That made me a bit nervous...</p><p>I first read the card.  It had a poem that ended with something sweet and sappy like '...and I give my heart to you.'  It was from my girlfriend; we had been seeing each other for only about a month.</p><p>I then lifted the silver cover to reveal a real heart, roughly the size of a football!  OMG, I was equally shocked and fascinated.  My co-workers were definitely grossed out.</p><p>My GF got the bull's heart from a friend that worked in a cattle slaughter house.  It eventually ended up in a nearby dumpster.</p><p>FWIW, due in part to such an awesome stunt, we're working on our 22nd year of marriage.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>While at work one VD several years ago , I was summoned to the reception area for a delivery .
There stood two smiling strangers with balloons and a large , covered , silver platter .
A card was taped to the platter 's lid.I thanked them and wanted to take the platter to the relative privacy of my desk , but no , I needed to open it there so they could see my reaction .
That made me a bit nervous...I first read the card .
It had a poem that ended with something sweet and sappy like '...and I give my heart to you .
' It was from my girlfriend ; we had been seeing each other for only about a month.I then lifted the silver cover to reveal a real heart , roughly the size of a football !
OMG , I was equally shocked and fascinated .
My co-workers were definitely grossed out.My GF got the bull 's heart from a friend that worked in a cattle slaughter house .
It eventually ended up in a nearby dumpster.FWIW , due in part to such an awesome stunt , we 're working on our 22nd year of marriage .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>While at work one VD several years ago, I was summoned to the reception area for a delivery.
There stood two smiling strangers with balloons and a large, covered, silver platter.
A card was taped to the platter's lid.I thanked them and wanted to take the platter to the relative privacy of my desk, but no, I needed to open it there so they could see my reaction.
That made me a bit nervous...I first read the card.
It had a poem that ended with something sweet and sappy like '...and I give my heart to you.
'  It was from my girlfriend; we had been seeing each other for only about a month.I then lifted the silver cover to reveal a real heart, roughly the size of a football!
OMG, I was equally shocked and fascinated.
My co-workers were definitely grossed out.My GF got the bull's heart from a friend that worked in a cattle slaughter house.
It eventually ended up in a nearby dumpster.FWIW, due in part to such an awesome stunt, we're working on our 22nd year of marriage.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063204</id>
	<title>Re:this was a fun game in junior high</title>
	<author>rrhal</author>
	<datestamp>1265658600000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>4</modscore>
	<htmltext>... So kids born in early July were the result of an an April fools joke involving contraception that was tampered with?</htmltext>
<tokenext>... So kids born in early July were the result of an an April fools joke involving contraception that was tampered with ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>... So kids born in early July were the result of an an April fools joke involving contraception that was tampered with?</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063110</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063698</id>
	<title>The best stunts...</title>
	<author>Hurricane78</author>
	<datestamp>1265661120000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>...are the one <em>she</em> does for <em>me</em>!<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:D</p><p>bazinga!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>...are the one she does for me !
: Dbazinga !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>...are the one she does for me!
:Dbazinga!</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062870</id>
	<title>I'm Traditional</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265657100000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I go for the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint\_Valentine's\_Day\_massacre" title="wikipedia.org" rel="nofollow">machine</a> [wikipedia.org] and <a href="http://www.mysterynet.com/vdaymassacre/" title="mysterynet.com" rel="nofollow">shot</a> [mysterynet.com] gunning into marmalade of my opposition.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I go for the machine [ wikipedia.org ] and shot [ mysterynet.com ] gunning into marmalade of my opposition .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I go for the machine [wikipedia.org] and shot [mysterynet.com] gunning into marmalade of my opposition.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062800</id>
	<title>Or...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265656740000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>4</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Or for impressing a geeky girl once could try to execute an injection attack.  Just make sure you use a Trojan or you might spawn unwanted child processes.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Or for impressing a geeky girl once could try to execute an injection attack .
Just make sure you use a Trojan or you might spawn unwanted child processes .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Or for impressing a geeky girl once could try to execute an injection attack.
Just make sure you use a Trojan or you might spawn unwanted child processes.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062486</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063684</id>
	<title>Did this one</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265661000000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>True romance and thoughtfulness will win every time.  My girlfriend lived 200 miles from me in a Memphis midtown second story apartment.  I drove up on Valentines day without telling her and brought with me a single long stemmed red rose (all I could afford in college).  When I got there I went around to the side of the apartment and climbed a drain pipe with the rose in my teeth.  Her window was locked!  So I waited hanging to the wall until someone inside responded to my knocking and let me in.  As I climbed in the window I looked back down to the restaurant that I hadn't noticed before.  All the patrons were clapping at my success.  Years later a friend of her Mom told the story after learning where she had lived.  The friend was actually one of the people in the restaurant that saw the show.  Talk about getting points with the mother.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>True romance and thoughtfulness will win every time .
My girlfriend lived 200 miles from me in a Memphis midtown second story apartment .
I drove up on Valentines day without telling her and brought with me a single long stemmed red rose ( all I could afford in college ) .
When I got there I went around to the side of the apartment and climbed a drain pipe with the rose in my teeth .
Her window was locked !
So I waited hanging to the wall until someone inside responded to my knocking and let me in .
As I climbed in the window I looked back down to the restaurant that I had n't noticed before .
All the patrons were clapping at my success .
Years later a friend of her Mom told the story after learning where she had lived .
The friend was actually one of the people in the restaurant that saw the show .
Talk about getting points with the mother .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>True romance and thoughtfulness will win every time.
My girlfriend lived 200 miles from me in a Memphis midtown second story apartment.
I drove up on Valentines day without telling her and brought with me a single long stemmed red rose (all I could afford in college).
When I got there I went around to the side of the apartment and climbed a drain pipe with the rose in my teeth.
Her window was locked!
So I waited hanging to the wall until someone inside responded to my knocking and let me in.
As I climbed in the window I looked back down to the restaurant that I hadn't noticed before.
All the patrons were clapping at my success.
Years later a friend of her Mom told the story after learning where she had lived.
The friend was actually one of the people in the restaurant that saw the show.
Talk about getting points with the mother.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31065774</id>
	<title>Roses</title>
	<author>bsy-1</author>
	<datestamp>1265626440000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Buy a dozen Roses, Throw one out.  Include card "At first glance it might seem the blooms are short one.  Stand in front of the mirror to see the missing and by far the best rose."  My wife still has her card.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Buy a dozen Roses , Throw one out .
Include card " At first glance it might seem the blooms are short one .
Stand in front of the mirror to see the missing and by far the best rose .
" My wife still has her card .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Buy a dozen Roses, Throw one out.
Include card "At first glance it might seem the blooms are short one.
Stand in front of the mirror to see the missing and by far the best rose.
"  My wife still has her card.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062964</id>
	<title>Something that involves work, thought and surprise</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265657460000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Whenever my wife's been out of the house I've been ripping her CD collection and putting it on a portable media player, along with a Star Trek video and soon some of her favorite photos.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Whenever my wife 's been out of the house I 've been ripping her CD collection and putting it on a portable media player , along with a Star Trek video and soon some of her favorite photos .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Whenever my wife's been out of the house I've been ripping her CD collection and putting it on a portable media player, along with a Star Trek video and soon some of her favorite photos.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063512</id>
	<title>VD Ideas</title>
	<author>skatull</author>
	<datestamp>1265660040000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Not Geeky but... One year covered the Garage door in newspaper and spray painted a 20 x 8 VD card, another year used sidewalk chalk to draw a VD card in parking space at work yet another dedicated Temptations song 'My Girl' to her over radio (hard part making sure she was listening to radio at right time).</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Not Geeky but... One year covered the Garage door in newspaper and spray painted a 20 x 8 VD card , another year used sidewalk chalk to draw a VD card in parking space at work yet another dedicated Temptations song 'My Girl ' to her over radio ( hard part making sure she was listening to radio at right time ) .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Not Geeky but... One year covered the Garage door in newspaper and spray painted a 20 x 8 VD card, another year used sidewalk chalk to draw a VD card in parking space at work yet another dedicated Temptations song 'My Girl' to her over radio (hard part making sure she was listening to radio at right time).</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31067632</id>
	<title>how conventional</title>
	<author>One\_Minute\_Too\_Late</author>
	<datestamp>1265637240000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Somehow I doubt that the author of the article is truly geeky. Those ideas sound forced and artificial, not to mention somewhat inarticulate. <br> <br>
And, what the hell, Valentine's day shouldn't just be about pandering to the girl's whims. Leaving aside the fact that Valentine's is a completely artificial holiday designed to boost retail sales of chocolate, bad lacy red lingerie, plant genitals, etc., there are many more genuine, simple ways of showing togetherness than eating out at an overpriced restaurant with bad service and worse food. <br> <br>
Try:<br>
- cuddling <br>
- stargazing (works best if it's a bit cold outside, and of course the weather must cooperate)<br>
- buying that second PS3/XBox360/other console, form a clan and go whoop n00b a$$ together (be careful to let each other make a few game-winning kills though)<br>
- watch some movies and criticize plot holes and movie science together<br>
- foreplay<br>
- bubble bath for two<br>
- read mathematical proofs to each other<br>
- turn off the heater and stave off hypothermia together</htmltext>
<tokenext>Somehow I doubt that the author of the article is truly geeky .
Those ideas sound forced and artificial , not to mention somewhat inarticulate .
And , what the hell , Valentine 's day should n't just be about pandering to the girl 's whims .
Leaving aside the fact that Valentine 's is a completely artificial holiday designed to boost retail sales of chocolate , bad lacy red lingerie , plant genitals , etc. , there are many more genuine , simple ways of showing togetherness than eating out at an overpriced restaurant with bad service and worse food .
Try : - cuddling - stargazing ( works best if it 's a bit cold outside , and of course the weather must cooperate ) - buying that second PS3/XBox360/other console , form a clan and go whoop n00b a $ $ together ( be careful to let each other make a few game-winning kills though ) - watch some movies and criticize plot holes and movie science together - foreplay - bubble bath for two - read mathematical proofs to each other - turn off the heater and stave off hypothermia together</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Somehow I doubt that the author of the article is truly geeky.
Those ideas sound forced and artificial, not to mention somewhat inarticulate.
And, what the hell, Valentine's day shouldn't just be about pandering to the girl's whims.
Leaving aside the fact that Valentine's is a completely artificial holiday designed to boost retail sales of chocolate, bad lacy red lingerie, plant genitals, etc., there are many more genuine, simple ways of showing togetherness than eating out at an overpriced restaurant with bad service and worse food.
Try:
- cuddling 
- stargazing (works best if it's a bit cold outside, and of course the weather must cooperate)
- buying that second PS3/XBox360/other console, form a clan and go whoop n00b a$$ together (be careful to let each other make a few game-winning kills though)
- watch some movies and criticize plot holes and movie science together
- foreplay
- bubble bath for two
- read mathematical proofs to each other
- turn off the heater and stave off hypothermia together</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064068</id>
	<title>Best Valentine's Day geek poem</title>
	<author>WombatDeath</author>
	<datestamp>1265619780000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Roses are red<br>Violets are blue<br>All of my base<br>Are belong to you</p><p>(I didn't write it, but I think it's adorable)</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Roses are redViolets are blueAll of my baseAre belong to you ( I did n't write it , but I think it 's adorable )</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Roses are redViolets are blueAll of my baseAre belong to you(I didn't write it, but I think it's adorable)</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063110</id>
	<title>this was a fun game in junior high</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265658180000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>1. get someone's birthday<br>2. subtract 3 months<br>3. tell them the holiday they were likely conceived on</p><p>kids born in early april started as fourth of july fireworks, kids born in late september were christmas celebrations, kids born in mid november are valentine's day gifts, kids born in mid october had parent's who REALLY admired martin luther king jr, kids born in mid december were st. patrick's day stupor mistakes, etc, etc</p><p>mildly amusing game at any age, but for some reason extremely hilarious in 7th grade</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>1. get someone 's birthday2 .
subtract 3 months3 .
tell them the holiday they were likely conceived onkids born in early april started as fourth of july fireworks , kids born in late september were christmas celebrations , kids born in mid november are valentine 's day gifts , kids born in mid october had parent 's who REALLY admired martin luther king jr , kids born in mid december were st. patrick 's day stupor mistakes , etc , etcmildly amusing game at any age , but for some reason extremely hilarious in 7th grade</tokentext>
<sentencetext>1. get someone's birthday2.
subtract 3 months3.
tell them the holiday they were likely conceived onkids born in early april started as fourth of july fireworks, kids born in late september were christmas celebrations, kids born in mid november are valentine's day gifts, kids born in mid october had parent's who REALLY admired martin luther king jr, kids born in mid december were st. patrick's day stupor mistakes, etc, etcmildly amusing game at any age, but for some reason extremely hilarious in 7th grade</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31066176</id>
	<title>Re:Dump'em before, patch it up after....</title>
	<author>mosb1000</author>
	<datestamp>1265628180000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Here is a <a href="http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1541682&amp;cid=31063390" title="slashdot.org">relevant comment</a> [slashdot.org] that will help explain the situation.</p><p>Predetermined "special" holidays take all the fun out of life.  I am much more a fan of spontaneous gestures of kindness and random get-togethers.  Expecting things leads to stress and/or disappointment.  Being genuinely and pleasantly surprised by things makes me happy.</p><p>P.S. I would never dump someone to avoid a holiday, that is cold.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Here is a relevant comment [ slashdot.org ] that will help explain the situation.Predetermined " special " holidays take all the fun out of life .
I am much more a fan of spontaneous gestures of kindness and random get-togethers .
Expecting things leads to stress and/or disappointment .
Being genuinely and pleasantly surprised by things makes me happy.P.S .
I would never dump someone to avoid a holiday , that is cold .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Here is a relevant comment [slashdot.org] that will help explain the situation.Predetermined "special" holidays take all the fun out of life.
I am much more a fan of spontaneous gestures of kindness and random get-togethers.
Expecting things leads to stress and/or disappointment.
Being genuinely and pleasantly surprised by things makes me happy.P.S.
I would never dump someone to avoid a holiday, that is cold.</sentencetext>
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</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062508</id>
	<title>Keep it simple</title>
	<author>religious freak</author>
	<datestamp>1265655480000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext>Flowers + alcohol = good time<br> <br>
Don't be a geek and try to over engineer valentine's day.  Keep it simple and if she likes you, good things follow<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:)</htmltext>
<tokenext>Flowers + alcohol = good time Do n't be a geek and try to over engineer valentine 's day .
Keep it simple and if she likes you , good things follow : )</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Flowers + alcohol = good time 
Don't be a geek and try to over engineer valentine's day.
Keep it simple and if she likes you, good things follow :)</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063284</id>
	<title>Re:Surprise.</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265659020000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>You can't beat surprise anal.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>You ca n't beat surprise anal .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>You can't beat surprise anal.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062526</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062732</id>
	<title>I think I did OK for my geek girl</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265656500000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Interestin</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I sent my geek girl a box of comic books, calligraphy and knitting supplies and a Supergirl camisole. Later in the week I'll gift her with Dragon Age Origins and Batman: Arkham Asylum through Steam, since I know she wants those games.</p><p>She lives a thousand miles away so we don't get to see each other very often, but I know she'll at least be happy with her box of geek goodies.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I sent my geek girl a box of comic books , calligraphy and knitting supplies and a Supergirl camisole .
Later in the week I 'll gift her with Dragon Age Origins and Batman : Arkham Asylum through Steam , since I know she wants those games.She lives a thousand miles away so we do n't get to see each other very often , but I know she 'll at least be happy with her box of geek goodies .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I sent my geek girl a box of comic books, calligraphy and knitting supplies and a Supergirl camisole.
Later in the week I'll gift her with Dragon Age Origins and Batman: Arkham Asylum through Steam, since I know she wants those games.She lives a thousand miles away so we don't get to see each other very often, but I know she'll at least be happy with her box of geek goodies.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31068082</id>
	<title>Re:Abr</title>
	<author>Locke2005</author>
	<datestamp>1265642340000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Because calling it "VD" always reminds me of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK\_jDA3qrUU" title="youtube.com">this</a> [youtube.com] commercial.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Because calling it " VD " always reminds me of this [ youtube.com ] commercial .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Because calling it "VD" always reminds me of this [youtube.com] commercial.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063176</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063818</id>
	<title>Step 1:</title>
	<author>flanders123</author>
	<datestamp>1265661600000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>...Cut a hole in a box.<br>
Step 2: Put your junk in that box.<br>
Step 3: Make her open the box.<br>
<br>
And thats the way you do it.</htmltext>
<tokenext>...Cut a hole in a box .
Step 2 : Put your junk in that box .
Step 3 : Make her open the box .
And thats the way you do it .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>...Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2: Put your junk in that box.
Step 3: Make her open the box.
And thats the way you do it.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063030</id>
	<title>Re:Always works for me...</title>
	<author>elysiana</author>
	<datestamp>1265657760000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>It makes for a great pickup line!<br>"Excuse me, miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?"</p><p>Works on me every time, anyway.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>It makes for a great pickup line !
" Excuse me , miss , does this smell like chloroform to you ?
" Works on me every time , anyway .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>It makes for a great pickup line!
"Excuse me, miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?
"Works on me every time, anyway.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062518</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062664</id>
	<title>Re:Surprise.</title>
	<author>mujadaddy</author>
	<datestamp>1265656200000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Girl Scout Cookies.<br> <br>That is all.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Girl Scout Cookies .
That is all .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Girl Scout Cookies.
That is all.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062526</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31067108</id>
	<title>Re:They Mentioned treasure hunt on the list</title>
	<author>psithurism</author>
	<datestamp>1265632800000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>all she really wants (and I know because she made of a point of telling me repeatedly, including emails) is a heart-shaped box of candy from CVS.  OK then...</p></div><p>SHE'S LYING!!! Every time a girl has told me "All I want for $day is $gift" and I gave her exactly that, she reacts with "All you got me for $day was $gift?!?!?!"</p><p>Even the saved emails chains won't help in your defense; the prosecution will counter you with something like "You should've known..."</p><p>FYI.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>all she really wants ( and I know because she made of a point of telling me repeatedly , including emails ) is a heart-shaped box of candy from CVS .
OK then...SHE 'S LYING ! ! !
Every time a girl has told me " All I want for $ day is $ gift " and I gave her exactly that , she reacts with " All you got me for $ day was $ gift ? ! ? ! ? !
" Even the saved emails chains wo n't help in your defense ; the prosecution will counter you with something like " You should 've known... " FYI .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>all she really wants (and I know because she made of a point of telling me repeatedly, including emails) is a heart-shaped box of candy from CVS.
OK then...SHE'S LYING!!!
Every time a girl has told me "All I want for $day is $gift" and I gave her exactly that, she reacts with "All you got me for $day was $gift?!?!?!
"Even the saved emails chains won't help in your defense; the prosecution will counter you with something like "You should've known..."FYI.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064110</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063556</id>
	<title>Re:Fake holiday.</title>
	<author>bnenning</author>
	<datestamp>1265660280000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><blockquote><div><p>The only "real" holidays are stuff like New Years (where it's actually a day something happened/is happening)</p></div></blockquote><p>And that's just an artifact of how we set up the calendar. The only natural holidays are the solstices.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>The only " real " holidays are stuff like New Years ( where it 's actually a day something happened/is happening ) And that 's just an artifact of how we set up the calendar .
The only natural holidays are the solstices .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>The only "real" holidays are stuff like New Years (where it's actually a day something happened/is happening)And that's just an artifact of how we set up the calendar.
The only natural holidays are the solstices.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063248</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064932</id>
	<title>Re:None whatsoever</title>
	<author>HikingStick</author>
	<datestamp>1265623440000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>What? You mean women dream of the two female roommates with one guy like in Three's Company? Oh, wait...you said <i>romantic</i> comedies...</htmltext>
<tokenext>What ?
You mean women dream of the two female roommates with one guy like in Three 's Company ?
Oh , wait...you said romantic comedies.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>What?
You mean women dream of the two female roommates with one guy like in Three's Company?
Oh, wait...you said romantic comedies...</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062866</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064268</id>
	<title>Her birth star...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265620620000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Interestin</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext>Show her the star whose distance in light years is approximately equal to her age. The photons reaching our eyes left that star the year she was born. This revelation is always followed by a moment of silence, misty eyes, or a quiet "wow". After tickling her brain, hugs &amp; kisses come easily...
<br> <br>
Here's a cheat sheet to help you select the right star: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_nearest\_bright\_stars" title="wikipedia.org">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_nearest\_bright\_stars</a> [wikipedia.org] and here's a site to help you locate the chosen star: <a href="http://www.heavens-above.com/" title="heavens-above.com">http://www.heavens-above.com/</a> [heavens-above.com] (use the constellations page &amp; the whole sky chart).
<br> <br>
Next year, she'll be a year older, and it will be a different star. We sometimes do this on her birthday.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Show her the star whose distance in light years is approximately equal to her age .
The photons reaching our eyes left that star the year she was born .
This revelation is always followed by a moment of silence , misty eyes , or a quiet " wow " .
After tickling her brain , hugs &amp; kisses come easily.. . Here 's a cheat sheet to help you select the right star : http : //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List \ _of \ _nearest \ _bright \ _stars [ wikipedia.org ] and here 's a site to help you locate the chosen star : http : //www.heavens-above.com/ [ heavens-above.com ] ( use the constellations page &amp; the whole sky chart ) .
Next year , she 'll be a year older , and it will be a different star .
We sometimes do this on her birthday .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Show her the star whose distance in light years is approximately equal to her age.
The photons reaching our eyes left that star the year she was born.
This revelation is always followed by a moment of silence, misty eyes, or a quiet "wow".
After tickling her brain, hugs &amp; kisses come easily...
 
Here's a cheat sheet to help you select the right star: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_nearest\_bright\_stars [wikipedia.org] and here's a site to help you locate the chosen star: http://www.heavens-above.com/ [heavens-above.com] (use the constellations page &amp; the whole sky chart).
Next year, she'll be a year older, and it will be a different star.
We sometimes do this on her birthday.</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062982</id>
	<title>Not sure if this counts as a "stunt"</title>
	<author>DrBuzzo</author>
	<datestamp>1265657520000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Find a bunch of rival gangsters and send guys dressed as police officers to arrest them.   Since they have bought out the Chicago Police, they'll go along with it and think that they'll get a slap on the wrist, but then when the fake police officers line them up against a wall, they can spray them with a Thompson submachine gun.  Then check them and if one or two look like they might actually be alive, finish them off with a machine gun.    Historically, this "stunt" has proven pretty effective.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Find a bunch of rival gangsters and send guys dressed as police officers to arrest them .
Since they have bought out the Chicago Police , they 'll go along with it and think that they 'll get a slap on the wrist , but then when the fake police officers line them up against a wall , they can spray them with a Thompson submachine gun .
Then check them and if one or two look like they might actually be alive , finish them off with a machine gun .
Historically , this " stunt " has proven pretty effective .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Find a bunch of rival gangsters and send guys dressed as police officers to arrest them.
Since they have bought out the Chicago Police, they'll go along with it and think that they'll get a slap on the wrist, but then when the fake police officers line them up against a wall, they can spray them with a Thompson submachine gun.
Then check them and if one or two look like they might actually be alive, finish them off with a machine gun.
Historically, this "stunt" has proven pretty effective.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064242</id>
	<title>Oblig</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265620560000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Roadhouse.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Roadhouse .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Roadhouse.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062600</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064028</id>
	<title>Re:Fake holiday.</title>
	<author>gmarsh</author>
	<datestamp>1265662740000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I agree with you on one thing; I'm not about to go out and buy an overpriced box of chocolates, flowers, and a teddy bear that'll get thrown out the following week. I'm 100\% against the peddling of stupid chinese-made pink-colored shit, stuff that's gonna die (cut flowers), etc.</p><p>But what's wrong with taking the occasion to go out to a nice local restaurant you haven't been to in a while, having a few drinks and having a little fun with your lady? It's enjoyable for both of ya. God forbid it's "conformist" or something.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I agree with you on one thing ; I 'm not about to go out and buy an overpriced box of chocolates , flowers , and a teddy bear that 'll get thrown out the following week .
I 'm 100 \ % against the peddling of stupid chinese-made pink-colored shit , stuff that 's gon na die ( cut flowers ) , etc.But what 's wrong with taking the occasion to go out to a nice local restaurant you have n't been to in a while , having a few drinks and having a little fun with your lady ?
It 's enjoyable for both of ya .
God forbid it 's " conformist " or something .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I agree with you on one thing; I'm not about to go out and buy an overpriced box of chocolates, flowers, and a teddy bear that'll get thrown out the following week.
I'm 100\% against the peddling of stupid chinese-made pink-colored shit, stuff that's gonna die (cut flowers), etc.But what's wrong with taking the occasion to go out to a nice local restaurant you haven't been to in a while, having a few drinks and having a little fun with your lady?
It's enjoyable for both of ya.
God forbid it's "conformist" or something.</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31065562</id>
	<title>Beta Virginis</title>
	<author>syousef</author>
	<datestamp>1265625720000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>Show her the star whose distance in light years is approximately equal to her age. The photons reaching our eyes left that star the year she was born.</p> </div><p>My wife's age is closest to the star Beta Virginis. I can see it now "So you're saying you want me to be a born again virgin???? *slams door*" Thanks a bunch dude!</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>Show her the star whose distance in light years is approximately equal to her age .
The photons reaching our eyes left that star the year she was born .
My wife 's age is closest to the star Beta Virginis .
I can see it now " So you 're saying you want me to be a born again virgin ? ? ? ?
* slams door * " Thanks a bunch dude !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Show her the star whose distance in light years is approximately equal to her age.
The photons reaching our eyes left that star the year she was born.
My wife's age is closest to the star Beta Virginis.
I can see it now "So you're saying you want me to be a born again virgin????
*slams door*" Thanks a bunch dude!
	</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062866</id>
	<title>Re:None whatsoever</title>
	<author>Planesdragon</author>
	<datestamp>1265657040000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>4</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>Life is not a romantic comedy. If you're already in a relationship, nice chocolate, flowers, and dinner (or any subset of the above) is plenty celebration.</p> </div><p>Romantic Comedies are popular in large part because they try and reflect what women dream of happening -- and there are worse ways to prove one's love than planning a big showy stunt that makes your beloved smile.  (What worse ways?  I'd say blindly giving her chocolate, flowers, and dinner.  Unless you KNOW that she likes those.)</p><p>Your guiding principle is "what would make her smile."  If you know her well enough to know that she would like a big showy stunt, then don't let some nobody on the internet tell you otherwise.  If you know that she DOES like chocolate and flowers, then go for it.</p><p>And if you don't know her well enough to know what she likes, you don't know her well enough to give her a notable valentine's gift.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>Life is not a romantic comedy .
If you 're already in a relationship , nice chocolate , flowers , and dinner ( or any subset of the above ) is plenty celebration .
Romantic Comedies are popular in large part because they try and reflect what women dream of happening -- and there are worse ways to prove one 's love than planning a big showy stunt that makes your beloved smile .
( What worse ways ?
I 'd say blindly giving her chocolate , flowers , and dinner .
Unless you KNOW that she likes those .
) Your guiding principle is " what would make her smile .
" If you know her well enough to know that she would like a big showy stunt , then do n't let some nobody on the internet tell you otherwise .
If you know that she DOES like chocolate and flowers , then go for it.And if you do n't know her well enough to know what she likes , you do n't know her well enough to give her a notable valentine 's gift .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Life is not a romantic comedy.
If you're already in a relationship, nice chocolate, flowers, and dinner (or any subset of the above) is plenty celebration.
Romantic Comedies are popular in large part because they try and reflect what women dream of happening -- and there are worse ways to prove one's love than planning a big showy stunt that makes your beloved smile.
(What worse ways?
I'd say blindly giving her chocolate, flowers, and dinner.
Unless you KNOW that she likes those.
)Your guiding principle is "what would make her smile.
"  If you know her well enough to know that she would like a big showy stunt, then don't let some nobody on the internet tell you otherwise.
If you know that she DOES like chocolate and flowers, then go for it.And if you don't know her well enough to know what she likes, you don't know her well enough to give her a notable valentine's gift.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062486</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064266</id>
	<title>Re:Get her pregnant</title>
	<author>cmiller173</author>
	<datestamp>1265620620000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>My wife just had back surgery a couple weeks ago.  For V-day she will still be getting Percocet and Valium.  (Or maybe Vicodin and Flexeril just to change things up!)</htmltext>
<tokenext>My wife just had back surgery a couple weeks ago .
For V-day she will still be getting Percocet and Valium .
( Or maybe Vicodin and Flexeril just to change things up !
)</tokentext>
<sentencetext>My wife just had back surgery a couple weeks ago.
For V-day she will still be getting Percocet and Valium.
(Or maybe Vicodin and Flexeril just to change things up!
)</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062484</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063938</id>
	<title>well lets see For those girls with enemies</title>
	<author>RobertLTux</author>
	<datestamp>1265662320000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>round up a few friends/ family and a few Thomson Sub Machine Guns and a buncha ammo<br>track down her enemies get them all in a warehouse somewhere and....</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>round up a few friends/ family and a few Thomson Sub Machine Guns and a buncha ammotrack down her enemies get them all in a warehouse somewhere and... .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>round up a few friends/ family and a few Thomson Sub Machine Guns and a buncha ammotrack down her enemies get them all in a warehouse somewhere and....</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062706</id>
	<title>4. Design a treasure hunt</title>
	<author>billius</author>
	<datestamp>1265656380000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><a href="http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2010/02/the-popcorn-trick/" title="amazingsuperpowers.com">I could see how such a treasure hunt could backfire horribly....</a> [amazingsuperpowers.com]</htmltext>
<tokenext>I could see how such a treasure hunt could backfire horribly.... [ amazingsuperpowers.com ]</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I could see how such a treasure hunt could backfire horribly.... [amazingsuperpowers.com]</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063256</id>
	<title>Re:Re-enacting the martyrdom of St. Valentine</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265658840000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>D I V O R C E!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>D I V O R C E !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>D I V O R C E!</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062530</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064038</id>
	<title>Re:Or...</title>
	<author>syousef</author>
	<datestamp>1265619600000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><i>Or for impressing a geeky girl once could try to execute an injection attack. </i></p><p>Dude! Not cool! If it's an attack you'll find yourself before a judge.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Or for impressing a geeky girl once could try to execute an injection attack .
Dude ! Not cool !
If it 's an attack you 'll find yourself before a judge .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Or for impressing a geeky girl once could try to execute an injection attack.
Dude! Not cool!
If it's an attack you'll find yourself before a judge.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062800</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31069704</id>
	<title>Re:Keep it simple</title>
	<author>cerberusss</author>
	<datestamp>1265708100000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>Flowers + alcohol = good time</p></div><p>Might I suggest that instead of anything containing alcohol, you buy champagne? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champagne\_(wine)" title="wikipedia.org">Real champagne?</a> [wikipedia.org]</p><p>It's called fuck juice for a reason.</p><p>(OK, I just made that up. Still, it's great.)</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>Flowers + alcohol = good timeMight I suggest that instead of anything containing alcohol , you buy champagne ?
Real champagne ?
[ wikipedia.org ] It 's called fuck juice for a reason .
( OK , I just made that up .
Still , it 's great .
)</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Flowers + alcohol = good timeMight I suggest that instead of anything containing alcohol, you buy champagne?
Real champagne?
[wikipedia.org]It's called fuck juice for a reason.
(OK, I just made that up.
Still, it's great.
)
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062508</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063230</id>
	<title>Dump'em before, patch it up after....</title>
	<author>realsilly</author>
	<datestamp>1265658720000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Interestin</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I've had more men dump me right before Valentines day and then try to fix thing afterward just to avoid the day all together.  How's that for a Valentine's stunt.  Lovely..... NOT.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I 've had more men dump me right before Valentines day and then try to fix thing afterward just to avoid the day all together .
How 's that for a Valentine 's stunt .
Lovely..... NOT .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I've had more men dump me right before Valentines day and then try to fix thing afterward just to avoid the day all together.
How's that for a Valentine's stunt.
Lovely..... NOT.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31071334</id>
	<title>Re:Get her pregnant</title>
	<author>RockDoctor</author>
	<datestamp>1265727240000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><blockquote><div><p>I never timed it around V-day, but my wife thinks getting pregnant is romantic.<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:-)</p></div></blockquote><p>Give me a second while I fill up the turkey baster<nobr> <wbr></nobr>.... and if you send the address, I'll get it in the post immediately.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>I never timed it around V-day , but my wife thinks getting pregnant is romantic .
: - ) Give me a second while I fill up the turkey baster .... and if you send the address , I 'll get it in the post immediately .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I never timed it around V-day, but my wife thinks getting pregnant is romantic.
:-)Give me a second while I fill up the turkey baster .... and if you send the address, I'll get it in the post immediately.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062484</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063188</id>
	<title>Re:Get her pregnant</title>
	<author>jo\_ham</author>
	<datestamp>1265658480000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>4</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Send her a push notification on her iPhone after each contraction.</p><p>She'll love you forever.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Send her a push notification on her iPhone after each contraction.She 'll love you forever .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Send her a push notification on her iPhone after each contraction.She'll love you forever.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062550</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062622</id>
	<title>Fake holiday.</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655960000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I'm sorry, but Valentine's Day is the absolute worst of the fake holidays.  I refuse to participate in it in any way; if a woman is so shallow that this offends her then fuck her.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I 'm sorry , but Valentine 's Day is the absolute worst of the fake holidays .
I refuse to participate in it in any way ; if a woman is so shallow that this offends her then fuck her .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I'm sorry, but Valentine's Day is the absolute worst of the fake holidays.
I refuse to participate in it in any way; if a woman is so shallow that this offends her then fuck her.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31069466</id>
	<title>Best Stunt ?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265747460000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Best stunt could be going up and down! - we call it fucking!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Best stunt could be going up and down !
- we call it fucking !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Best stunt could be going up and down!
- we call it fucking!</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31067694</id>
	<title>Skype</title>
	<author>alexandre\_ganso</author>
	<datestamp>1265637900000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I asked if her father would let us marry</p><p>He accepted. She accepted.</p><p>Biggest mistake of my life.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I asked if her father would let us marryHe accepted .
She accepted.Biggest mistake of my life .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I asked if her father would let us marryHe accepted.
She accepted.Biggest mistake of my life.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063340</id>
	<title>Re:Always works for me...</title>
	<author>DMUTPeregrine</author>
	<datestamp>1265659320000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>"Does this drink taste like a roofie to you?"<br>
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"<br>
Etc, etc. Effective "pick-up" lines.</htmltext>
<tokenext>" Does this drink taste like a roofie to you ?
" " Does this rag smell like chloroform to you ?
" Etc , etc .
Effective " pick-up " lines .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>"Does this drink taste like a roofie to you?
"
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
"
Etc, etc.
Effective "pick-up" lines.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062518</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31066392</id>
	<title>I fuck my girl...</title>
	<author>Jackie\_Chan\_Fan</author>
	<datestamp>1265629140000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>then I jump 12 busses on a motorcycle on the way to her sisters house...</p><p>I dont fuck her though. Instead I let her fuck me and let her think that it was her idea.</p><p>Ask me how?</p><p>I'm Tiger Words Nigga!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>then I jump 12 busses on a motorcycle on the way to her sisters house...I dont fuck her though .
Instead I let her fuck me and let her think that it was her idea.Ask me how ? I 'm Tiger Words Nigga !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>then I jump 12 busses on a motorcycle on the way to her sisters house...I dont fuck her though.
Instead I let her fuck me and let her think that it was her idea.Ask me how?I'm Tiger Words Nigga!</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064996</id>
	<title>Re:Easy</title>
	<author>element-o.p.</author>
	<datestamp>1265623680000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Sometimes the girl you are dating is picky and therefore will only accept two of the options that you are <i>not</i>.  I'll leave whether or not I am talented as an exercise for the reader, but I do play guitar.  My former girlfriend (before I met my wife, just to be clear) did NOT like it when I played guitar because when I was playing guitar, I wasn't paying attention to <i>her</i>. My wife, OTOH, does like it when I play guitar.  After she heard me playing the first time, she said that if we ever got married, I would have to play at our wedding.
<br> <br>
Eventually, we got married, and, well...I'm a schmuck.  I played at our wedding.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Sometimes the girl you are dating is picky and therefore will only accept two of the options that you are not .
I 'll leave whether or not I am talented as an exercise for the reader , but I do play guitar .
My former girlfriend ( before I met my wife , just to be clear ) did NOT like it when I played guitar because when I was playing guitar , I was n't paying attention to her .
My wife , OTOH , does like it when I play guitar .
After she heard me playing the first time , she said that if we ever got married , I would have to play at our wedding .
Eventually , we got married , and , well...I 'm a schmuck .
I played at our wedding .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Sometimes the girl you are dating is picky and therefore will only accept two of the options that you are not.
I'll leave whether or not I am talented as an exercise for the reader, but I do play guitar.
My former girlfriend (before I met my wife, just to be clear) did NOT like it when I played guitar because when I was playing guitar, I wasn't paying attention to her.
My wife, OTOH, does like it when I play guitar.
After she heard me playing the first time, she said that if we ever got married, I would have to play at our wedding.
Eventually, we got married, and, well...I'm a schmuck.
I played at our wedding.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062794</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31070032</id>
	<title>Re:Note to /. readers...</title>
	<author>vegiVamp</author>
	<datestamp>1265714280000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>&gt; Redundant Array of Inexpensive Girlfriends</p><p>Hmm, I'm gonna try calling my herd of cheap sluts that, see if they like it.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>&gt; Redundant Array of Inexpensive GirlfriendsHmm , I 'm gon na try calling my herd of cheap sluts that , see if they like it .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>&gt; Redundant Array of Inexpensive GirlfriendsHmm, I'm gonna try calling my herd of cheap sluts that, see if they like it.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063304</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063022</id>
	<title>Re:Easy</title>
	<author>circletimessquare</author>
	<datestamp>1265657700000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>you should have kept the ear and sent her that starry night painting you did, or the one with the twelve sunflowers</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>you should have kept the ear and sent her that starry night painting you did , or the one with the twelve sunflowers</tokentext>
<sentencetext>you should have kept the ear and sent her that starry night painting you did, or the one with the twelve sunflowers</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062750</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063350</id>
	<title>Re:They Mentioned treasure hunt on the list</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265659380000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>... We personally think that -EVERYONE- secretly still loves dinosaurs, just when they get older they are too afraid to admit it.<nobr> <wbr></nobr>...</p><p>Are you Calvin in disguise?<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:-)</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>... We personally think that -EVERYONE- secretly still loves dinosaurs , just when they get older they are too afraid to admit it .
...Are you Calvin in disguise ?
: - )</tokentext>
<sentencetext>... We personally think that -EVERYONE- secretly still loves dinosaurs, just when they get older they are too afraid to admit it.
...Are you Calvin in disguise?
:-)</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062686</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31072740</id>
	<title>Call me impressed</title>
	<author>RogueWarrior65</author>
	<datestamp>1265734200000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I'm actually impressed with how many guys on Slashdot actually have wives or girlfriends.  There is hope.  Now if I could just get her to change...</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I 'm actually impressed with how many guys on Slashdot actually have wives or girlfriends .
There is hope .
Now if I could just get her to change.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I'm actually impressed with how many guys on Slashdot actually have wives or girlfriends.
There is hope.
Now if I could just get her to change...</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063214</id>
	<title>Re:Note to /. readers...</title>
	<author>Rolgar</author>
	<datestamp>1265658660000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Some women are like that. If you're familiar with the 5 love languages (words of affirmation, physical affection, gifts, acts of service and quality time), some women like to receive gifts. Others like other things. I suppose that with an extravagant dinner with flowers hits several of the love languages, so you might think that the money spent is the thing. But what she might appreciate is the effort (service) you went through to make it happen, or time you spent together at the restaurant (time), or something nice thing you said to her (affirmation).</p><p>My wife is a real woman, and while she likes to eat out, she much prefers to save the money and spend it on other priorities. And since she feels most loved when she feels like I've served her, I don't have to spend any money to make her happy, I just have to do things that she would otherwise do herself, namely clean the kitchen and take care of the laundry as much as I can.</p><p>So, some women like that stuff, but most probably consider it stupid. Other women might like the stunt, and others will think that stupid. It's best to get to know the girl before you spend a lot on them or risk your self-esteem or physical well being trying to impress them to much as you might be taking the wrong tack.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Some women are like that .
If you 're familiar with the 5 love languages ( words of affirmation , physical affection , gifts , acts of service and quality time ) , some women like to receive gifts .
Others like other things .
I suppose that with an extravagant dinner with flowers hits several of the love languages , so you might think that the money spent is the thing .
But what she might appreciate is the effort ( service ) you went through to make it happen , or time you spent together at the restaurant ( time ) , or something nice thing you said to her ( affirmation ) .My wife is a real woman , and while she likes to eat out , she much prefers to save the money and spend it on other priorities .
And since she feels most loved when she feels like I 've served her , I do n't have to spend any money to make her happy , I just have to do things that she would otherwise do herself , namely clean the kitchen and take care of the laundry as much as I can.So , some women like that stuff , but most probably consider it stupid .
Other women might like the stunt , and others will think that stupid .
It 's best to get to know the girl before you spend a lot on them or risk your self-esteem or physical well being trying to impress them to much as you might be taking the wrong tack .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Some women are like that.
If you're familiar with the 5 love languages (words of affirmation, physical affection, gifts, acts of service and quality time), some women like to receive gifts.
Others like other things.
I suppose that with an extravagant dinner with flowers hits several of the love languages, so you might think that the money spent is the thing.
But what she might appreciate is the effort (service) you went through to make it happen, or time you spent together at the restaurant (time), or something nice thing you said to her (affirmation).My wife is a real woman, and while she likes to eat out, she much prefers to save the money and spend it on other priorities.
And since she feels most loved when she feels like I've served her, I don't have to spend any money to make her happy, I just have to do things that she would otherwise do herself, namely clean the kitchen and take care of the laundry as much as I can.So, some women like that stuff, but most probably consider it stupid.
Other women might like the stunt, and others will think that stupid.
It's best to get to know the girl before you spend a lot on them or risk your self-esteem or physical well being trying to impress them to much as you might be taking the wrong tack.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062514</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064158</id>
	<title>Re:They Mentioned treasure hunt on the list</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265620200000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext>Finally, someone answers the call with actual help!</htmltext>
<tokenext>Finally , someone answers the call with actual help !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Finally, someone answers the call with actual help!</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062686</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063786</id>
	<title>Re:Easy</title>
	<author>proslack</author>
	<datestamp>1265661480000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Maybe you sent her the wrong body part. She might have been looking for a pair of something.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Maybe you sent her the wrong body part .
She might have been looking for a pair of something .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Maybe you sent her the wrong body part.
She might have been looking for a pair of something.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062750</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062918</id>
	<title>Re:Stunts?</title>
	<author>Monkeedude1212</author>
	<datestamp>1265657220000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Is it silly when it makes the prices of romance items drop?</p><p>I'll tell you, rose petals any other month, a bit pricey. Come Jan and February, they're at the dollar store!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Is it silly when it makes the prices of romance items drop ? I 'll tell you , rose petals any other month , a bit pricey .
Come Jan and February , they 're at the dollar store !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Is it silly when it makes the prices of romance items drop?I'll tell you, rose petals any other month, a bit pricey.
Come Jan and February, they're at the dollar store!</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062510</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063238</id>
	<title>Re:Note to /. readers...</title>
	<author>jo\_ham</author>
	<datestamp>1265658780000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I think you are grossly underestimating the female population.</p><p>They're not all cookie-cutter, assembly line baby incubators that fawn over chocolates and flowers and get broody when you mention children.</p><p>Surprisingly, their likes and dislikes are equally as varied as the other gender.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I think you are grossly underestimating the female population.They 're not all cookie-cutter , assembly line baby incubators that fawn over chocolates and flowers and get broody when you mention children.Surprisingly , their likes and dislikes are equally as varied as the other gender .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I think you are grossly underestimating the female population.They're not all cookie-cutter, assembly line baby incubators that fawn over chocolates and flowers and get broody when you mention children.Surprisingly, their likes and dislikes are equally as varied as the other gender.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062514</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062518</id>
	<title>Always works for me...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655540000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext><br>Chloroform soaked rags always get me the ladies.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Chloroform soaked rags always get me the ladies .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Chloroform soaked rags always get me the ladies.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063398</id>
	<title>That's easy</title>
	<author>dkleinsc</author>
	<datestamp>1265659620000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><a href="http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/02/14/143254" title="slashdot.org">this</a> [slashdot.org].</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>this [ slashdot.org ] .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>this [slashdot.org].</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063120</id>
	<title>Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker</title>
	<author>HaeMaker</author>
	<datestamp>1265658180000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker -- Ogden Nash</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Candy is dandy , but liquor is quicker -- Ogden Nash</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker -- Ogden Nash</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062508</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063796</id>
	<title>Re:Note to /. readers...</title>
	<author>mdarksbane</author>
	<datestamp>1265661540000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Remember, though, that flowers and candy are just window dressing. The real treat is normally forcing the guy to dress up and treat her to something different and fun for a night.</p><p>Actually, the best thing is to do it a couple weeks early before all of the good places to go to dinner are booked, and you can actually buy good candy and fresh flowers.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Remember , though , that flowers and candy are just window dressing .
The real treat is normally forcing the guy to dress up and treat her to something different and fun for a night.Actually , the best thing is to do it a couple weeks early before all of the good places to go to dinner are booked , and you can actually buy good candy and fresh flowers .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Remember, though, that flowers and candy are just window dressing.
The real treat is normally forcing the guy to dress up and treat her to something different and fun for a night.Actually, the best thing is to do it a couple weeks early before all of the good places to go to dinner are booked, and you can actually buy good candy and fresh flowers.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062514</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063294</id>
	<title>Re:Stunts?</title>
	<author>Yvanhoe</author>
	<datestamp>1265659080000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Some feminists anti-consumerists people were handing interesting flyers for Valentine's day : "Make love, not shops !", "Stop buying me presents, I'm not your bitch !" I hate marketing-fests like Valentine's day so they struck a cord here.<br>
<br>
Anyway, if you really wish to do something that day, just do something together. Go to restaurant, take a hike, go to a theme park, do sport (Valentine's laser game ? hmmm)</htmltext>
<tokenext>Some feminists anti-consumerists people were handing interesting flyers for Valentine 's day : " Make love , not shops !
" , " Stop buying me presents , I 'm not your bitch !
" I hate marketing-fests like Valentine 's day so they struck a cord here .
Anyway , if you really wish to do something that day , just do something together .
Go to restaurant , take a hike , go to a theme park , do sport ( Valentine 's laser game ?
hmmm )</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Some feminists anti-consumerists people were handing interesting flyers for Valentine's day : "Make love, not shops !
", "Stop buying me presents, I'm not your bitch !
" I hate marketing-fests like Valentine's day so they struck a cord here.
Anyway, if you really wish to do something that day, just do something together.
Go to restaurant, take a hike, go to a theme park, do sport (Valentine's laser game ?
hmmm)</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062510</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064626</id>
	<title>Re:None whatsoever</title>
	<author>Landshark17</author>
	<datestamp>1265622180000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Interestin</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><i>"Romantic Comedies are popular in large part because they try and reflect what women dream of happening..."</i> <br> <br>You focus the rest of your post on the Big Romantic Stunt, but I think there's more to it than that. While seeing idealistic stunts in the name of love is part of the draw, there's also something to be said for the happily-ever-after ending. I've heard friends talk about big romantic gestures they've done for their significant others, and a good chunk of them are now broken up or divorced. The stunts are nice, but the ending where True Love blossoms is a very attractive and re-assuring part of the movie. I even know guys who watch romantic comedies from time to time because of this.</htmltext>
<tokenext>" Romantic Comedies are popular in large part because they try and reflect what women dream of happening... " You focus the rest of your post on the Big Romantic Stunt , but I think there 's more to it than that .
While seeing idealistic stunts in the name of love is part of the draw , there 's also something to be said for the happily-ever-after ending .
I 've heard friends talk about big romantic gestures they 've done for their significant others , and a good chunk of them are now broken up or divorced .
The stunts are nice , but the ending where True Love blossoms is a very attractive and re-assuring part of the movie .
I even know guys who watch romantic comedies from time to time because of this .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>"Romantic Comedies are popular in large part because they try and reflect what women dream of happening..."  You focus the rest of your post on the Big Romantic Stunt, but I think there's more to it than that.
While seeing idealistic stunts in the name of love is part of the draw, there's also something to be said for the happily-ever-after ending.
I've heard friends talk about big romantic gestures they've done for their significant others, and a good chunk of them are now broken up or divorced.
The stunts are nice, but the ending where True Love blossoms is a very attractive and re-assuring part of the movie.
I even know guys who watch romantic comedies from time to time because of this.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062866</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31068288</id>
	<title>Better yet, THE SHOCKER!</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265644920000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>One in the pink, one in the stink.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>One in the pink , one in the stink .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>One in the pink, one in the stink.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063284</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063248</id>
	<title>Re:Fake holiday.</title>
	<author>Asclepius99</author>
	<datestamp>1265658840000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>It's been around for a few hundred years, so it's really not a fake holiday.  I mean, it's not any faker than Christmas, Easter, President's Day, or almost any other holiday you can think of.  The only "real" holidays are stuff like New Years (where it's actually a day something happened/is happening).  But holidays only exist because we decide to celebrate them.</p><p>And if you think it's fake because it's over commercialized, would you consider Christmas or Hanukkah fake holidays?</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>It 's been around for a few hundred years , so it 's really not a fake holiday .
I mean , it 's not any faker than Christmas , Easter , President 's Day , or almost any other holiday you can think of .
The only " real " holidays are stuff like New Years ( where it 's actually a day something happened/is happening ) .
But holidays only exist because we decide to celebrate them.And if you think it 's fake because it 's over commercialized , would you consider Christmas or Hanukkah fake holidays ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>It's been around for a few hundred years, so it's really not a fake holiday.
I mean, it's not any faker than Christmas, Easter, President's Day, or almost any other holiday you can think of.
The only "real" holidays are stuff like New Years (where it's actually a day something happened/is happening).
But holidays only exist because we decide to celebrate them.And if you think it's fake because it's over commercialized, would you consider Christmas or Hanukkah fake holidays?</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062622</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31068274</id>
	<title>Best stunt ever..</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265644620000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>A 69...</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>A 69.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>A 69...</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31071722</id>
	<title>Re:Her birth star...</title>
	<author>RockDoctor</author>
	<datestamp>1265729280000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>So, If I see a couple staring hungrily at 10h 11m 22.14s +49 27m 15.3s, then I can deduce what he's planning to be doing in approximately 5 weeks.<br>Upsilon Andromedae or 58 Eridani for me.</p><p>(<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groombridge\_1618" title="wikipedia.org">Groombridge 1618</a> [wikipedia.org] is 15.9 light years away.)</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>So , If I see a couple staring hungrily at 10h 11m 22.14s + 49 27m 15.3s , then I can deduce what he 's planning to be doing in approximately 5 weeks.Upsilon Andromedae or 58 Eridani for me .
( Groombridge 1618 [ wikipedia.org ] is 15.9 light years away .
)</tokentext>
<sentencetext>So, If I see a couple staring hungrily at 10h 11m 22.14s +49 27m 15.3s, then I can deduce what he's planning to be doing in approximately 5 weeks.Upsilon Andromedae or 58 Eridani for me.
(Groombridge 1618 [wikipedia.org] is 15.9 light years away.
)</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064268</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062686</id>
	<title>They Mentioned treasure hunt on the list</title>
	<author>Monkeedude1212</author>
	<datestamp>1265656260000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Interestin</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>And I pulled off one of those a while ago. Actually its been like 2 years. Anyways. Yeah - its pretty easy to do, once you know your girl well enough to get her to play along - and a car definately helps. The idea is simple, place letters along a path, each one giving clues to the next one. Given todays technology, just about everyone has a web enabled phone, which lets you take things a bit further than just a hunt. I had converted the clues into binary... ascii values... Hex... knowing not to do anything complex like public key encryption, lol, but she can recognize what is what and can look it up if she needs help. She eventually made her way down the street to my car, the previous letter informed her to look under the trunk, where an envelope with a spare car key was taped up. She opened the car to find a subjective question of who would win in a fight, 2 raptors or a t-rex - in a very crowded jungle. (We'll leave that open to debate). One envelope said Raptors, and the other said T-rex. It didn't really have any bearing on the actual hunt, but it kind of goes along with this inside joke that we have. We personally think that -EVERYONE- secretly still loves dinosaurs, just when they get older they are too afraid to admit it. Anyways, so it leads her into this park where I'm sitting there, reading my book, with a nice picnic set up. We both agreed earlier that week that Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwhiches are totally still delicious, it seems odd that you stop eating them completely as soon as you are out of junior high. So we had a picnic with sandwhiches.</p><p>Needless to say, she really enjoyed it. However, she told all of her friends, and her friends got jealous and razzed their boyfriends, and they all gave me guff the next time they saw me, saying it made them look bad.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>And I pulled off one of those a while ago .
Actually its been like 2 years .
Anyways. Yeah - its pretty easy to do , once you know your girl well enough to get her to play along - and a car definately helps .
The idea is simple , place letters along a path , each one giving clues to the next one .
Given todays technology , just about everyone has a web enabled phone , which lets you take things a bit further than just a hunt .
I had converted the clues into binary... ascii values... Hex... knowing not to do anything complex like public key encryption , lol , but she can recognize what is what and can look it up if she needs help .
She eventually made her way down the street to my car , the previous letter informed her to look under the trunk , where an envelope with a spare car key was taped up .
She opened the car to find a subjective question of who would win in a fight , 2 raptors or a t-rex - in a very crowded jungle .
( We 'll leave that open to debate ) .
One envelope said Raptors , and the other said T-rex .
It did n't really have any bearing on the actual hunt , but it kind of goes along with this inside joke that we have .
We personally think that -EVERYONE- secretly still loves dinosaurs , just when they get older they are too afraid to admit it .
Anyways , so it leads her into this park where I 'm sitting there , reading my book , with a nice picnic set up .
We both agreed earlier that week that Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwhiches are totally still delicious , it seems odd that you stop eating them completely as soon as you are out of junior high .
So we had a picnic with sandwhiches.Needless to say , she really enjoyed it .
However , she told all of her friends , and her friends got jealous and razzed their boyfriends , and they all gave me guff the next time they saw me , saying it made them look bad .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>And I pulled off one of those a while ago.
Actually its been like 2 years.
Anyways. Yeah - its pretty easy to do, once you know your girl well enough to get her to play along - and a car definately helps.
The idea is simple, place letters along a path, each one giving clues to the next one.
Given todays technology, just about everyone has a web enabled phone, which lets you take things a bit further than just a hunt.
I had converted the clues into binary... ascii values... Hex... knowing not to do anything complex like public key encryption, lol, but she can recognize what is what and can look it up if she needs help.
She eventually made her way down the street to my car, the previous letter informed her to look under the trunk, where an envelope with a spare car key was taped up.
She opened the car to find a subjective question of who would win in a fight, 2 raptors or a t-rex - in a very crowded jungle.
(We'll leave that open to debate).
One envelope said Raptors, and the other said T-rex.
It didn't really have any bearing on the actual hunt, but it kind of goes along with this inside joke that we have.
We personally think that -EVERYONE- secretly still loves dinosaurs, just when they get older they are too afraid to admit it.
Anyways, so it leads her into this park where I'm sitting there, reading my book, with a nice picnic set up.
We both agreed earlier that week that Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwhiches are totally still delicious, it seems odd that you stop eating them completely as soon as you are out of junior high.
So we had a picnic with sandwhiches.Needless to say, she really enjoyed it.
However, she told all of her friends, and her friends got jealous and razzed their boyfriends, and they all gave me guff the next time they saw me, saying it made them look bad.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064108</id>
	<title>Re:this was a fun game in junior high</title>
	<author>UCRowerG</author>
	<datestamp>1265619900000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>What planet are you on that humans gestate for only 3 months?</htmltext>
<tokenext>What planet are you on that humans gestate for only 3 months ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>What planet are you on that humans gestate for only 3 months?</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063204</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063168</id>
	<title>Re:Get her pregnant</title>
	<author>kamochan</author>
	<datestamp>1265658420000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Admittedly quite surprisingly, mine thought it very romantic.</p><p>V2.0 is the VD plan<nobr> <wbr></nobr>;)</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Admittedly quite surprisingly , mine thought it very romantic.V2.0 is the VD plan ; )</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Admittedly quite surprisingly, mine thought it very romantic.V2.0 is the VD plan ;)</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062550</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062696</id>
	<title>Re:Get her pregnant</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265656320000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>My mom died that way, you insensitive clod!</p><p>(Not really... she just had me. Which, in a way, was probably the end of her life as she knew it previously. I was the first child.)</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>My mom died that way , you insensitive clod !
( Not really... she just had me .
Which , in a way , was probably the end of her life as she knew it previously .
I was the first child .
)</tokentext>
<sentencetext>My mom died that way, you insensitive clod!
(Not really... she just had me.
Which, in a way, was probably the end of her life as she knew it previously.
I was the first child.
)</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062484</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063390</id>
	<title>Ovid's Advice</title>
	<author>WebManWalking</author>
	<datestamp>1265659560000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Informativ</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext>You know the song "I wonder, wonder who, who wrote the book of love?" Well, it was Ovid. He wrote <i>Ars Amatoria</i> (2 books) and <i>Remedia Amoris</i> (1 book). The first book was on how to get a girl. The second was on how to keep her. And the third was on how to get over it when it's over. <br>
<br>
From the second book, there are 2 days a year you avoid like the plague (unless you're rich and can afford not to): Cupid's Day (later renamed by the Catholic Church as St. Valentine's Day) and her birthday. On both days you'll be expected to give gifts. So, if you can't afford that, Ovid's advice was to break up with her before the day arrives and get back together again with her afterwards. <br>
<br>
So I guess you could say, given the fact that there are guys who think that way, simply not breaking up with your girlfriend/wife, despite the 2000 years of expectations she's layering on top of your relationship, is pretty romantic in itself. But don't try to convince her of that. She'll probably want to be pampered in some way anyway. <br>
<br>
Knowing this DOES give you a conversational edge, however, on the cynical morons who think that Valentines Day was invented by Hallmark. And ladies, if you you're reading this and are pissed that this advice was EVER given, you might take comfort in having this retort handy: A while later, Augustus Caesar exiled Ovid from Rome for the rest of his life. In Ovid's own words, the reason was <i>carmen et error</i>. The <i>carmen</i> is widely believed to be these 3 books, which ticked off the aristocracy no end. <br>
<br>
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovid" title="wikipedia.org" rel="nofollow">Ovid</a> [wikipedia.org]</htmltext>
<tokenext>You know the song " I wonder , wonder who , who wrote the book of love ?
" Well , it was Ovid .
He wrote Ars Amatoria ( 2 books ) and Remedia Amoris ( 1 book ) .
The first book was on how to get a girl .
The second was on how to keep her .
And the third was on how to get over it when it 's over .
From the second book , there are 2 days a year you avoid like the plague ( unless you 're rich and can afford not to ) : Cupid 's Day ( later renamed by the Catholic Church as St. Valentine 's Day ) and her birthday .
On both days you 'll be expected to give gifts .
So , if you ca n't afford that , Ovid 's advice was to break up with her before the day arrives and get back together again with her afterwards .
So I guess you could say , given the fact that there are guys who think that way , simply not breaking up with your girlfriend/wife , despite the 2000 years of expectations she 's layering on top of your relationship , is pretty romantic in itself .
But do n't try to convince her of that .
She 'll probably want to be pampered in some way anyway .
Knowing this DOES give you a conversational edge , however , on the cynical morons who think that Valentines Day was invented by Hallmark .
And ladies , if you you 're reading this and are pissed that this advice was EVER given , you might take comfort in having this retort handy : A while later , Augustus Caesar exiled Ovid from Rome for the rest of his life .
In Ovid 's own words , the reason was carmen et error .
The carmen is widely believed to be these 3 books , which ticked off the aristocracy no end .
Ovid [ wikipedia.org ]</tokentext>
<sentencetext>You know the song "I wonder, wonder who, who wrote the book of love?
" Well, it was Ovid.
He wrote Ars Amatoria (2 books) and Remedia Amoris (1 book).
The first book was on how to get a girl.
The second was on how to keep her.
And the third was on how to get over it when it's over.
From the second book, there are 2 days a year you avoid like the plague (unless you're rich and can afford not to): Cupid's Day (later renamed by the Catholic Church as St. Valentine's Day) and her birthday.
On both days you'll be expected to give gifts.
So, if you can't afford that, Ovid's advice was to break up with her before the day arrives and get back together again with her afterwards.
So I guess you could say, given the fact that there are guys who think that way, simply not breaking up with your girlfriend/wife, despite the 2000 years of expectations she's layering on top of your relationship, is pretty romantic in itself.
But don't try to convince her of that.
She'll probably want to be pampered in some way anyway.
Knowing this DOES give you a conversational edge, however, on the cynical morons who think that Valentines Day was invented by Hallmark.
And ladies, if you you're reading this and are pissed that this advice was EVER given, you might take comfort in having this retort handy: A while later, Augustus Caesar exiled Ovid from Rome for the rest of his life.
In Ovid's own words, the reason was carmen et error.
The carmen is widely believed to be these 3 books, which ticked off the aristocracy no end.
Ovid [wikipedia.org]</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063880</id>
	<title>Getting the day right</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265661900000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>;-)</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>; - )</tokentext>
<sentencetext>;-)</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063178</id>
	<title>Re:None whatsoever</title>
	<author>bosef1</author>
	<datestamp>1265658480000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>As noted in <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29546" title="theonion.com" rel="nofollow">The Onion</a> [theonion.com], real life is not a romantic comedy.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>As noted in The Onion [ theonion.com ] , real life is not a romantic comedy .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>As noted in The Onion [theonion.com], real life is not a romantic comedy.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062486</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064198</id>
	<title>Re:None whatsoever</title>
	<author>Zamerick</author>
	<datestamp>1265620320000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>If you're not already in a relationship, don't start one on V-day.  Just don't.</p></div><p>I would have to disagree here. My fiancee and I had our first date on valentines (wasn't planned that way)and we've been together for 4 years now.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>If you 're not already in a relationship , do n't start one on V-day .
Just do n't.I would have to disagree here .
My fiancee and I had our first date on valentines ( was n't planned that way ) and we 've been together for 4 years now .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>If you're not already in a relationship, don't start one on V-day.
Just don't.I would have to disagree here.
My fiancee and I had our first date on valentines (wasn't planned that way)and we've been together for 4 years now.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062486</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31066732</id>
	<title>Re:Note to /. readers...</title>
	<author>GeekLove</author>
	<datestamp>1265630700000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Aren't we trying to avoid the RAIGs?</htmltext>
<tokenext>Are n't we trying to avoid the RAIGs ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Aren't we trying to avoid the RAIGs?</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063304</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063436</id>
	<title>Nerd Kit Valentine Day Card</title>
	<author>j\_kenpo</author>
	<datestamp>1265659680000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Last year I made the NerdKit Valentine Day card. I customized it so that it fit onto the top of a box of chocolates and put pictures of our pets on there. She loved that more than any other gift I've gotten her, and that includes jewelry. As an added bonus, her friends were completely jealous their significant others didnt do anything that "creative".</p><p>Play to your strengths. If she doesn't appreciate it, your with the wrong girl.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Last year I made the NerdKit Valentine Day card .
I customized it so that it fit onto the top of a box of chocolates and put pictures of our pets on there .
She loved that more than any other gift I 've gotten her , and that includes jewelry .
As an added bonus , her friends were completely jealous their significant others didnt do anything that " creative " .Play to your strengths .
If she does n't appreciate it , your with the wrong girl .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Last year I made the NerdKit Valentine Day card.
I customized it so that it fit onto the top of a box of chocolates and put pictures of our pets on there.
She loved that more than any other gift I've gotten her, and that includes jewelry.
As an added bonus, her friends were completely jealous their significant others didnt do anything that "creative".Play to your strengths.
If she doesn't appreciate it, your with the wrong girl.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31070956</id>
	<title>Re:I think I did OK for my geek girl</title>
	<author>kria</author>
	<datestamp>1265724900000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Dragon Age: Origins is one of the few CRPGs I've played that seems to cater to female gamers.  It's great.<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:)  (Although you may get tired of hearing about Alistair, the main female love interest...<nobr> <wbr></nobr>;))</p><p>Anyway, I think it's great to hear about all of these customized gifts - they really are the heart of romance.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Dragon Age : Origins is one of the few CRPGs I 've played that seems to cater to female gamers .
It 's great .
: ) ( Although you may get tired of hearing about Alistair , the main female love interest... ; ) ) Anyway , I think it 's great to hear about all of these customized gifts - they really are the heart of romance .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Dragon Age: Origins is one of the few CRPGs I've played that seems to cater to female gamers.
It's great.
:)  (Although you may get tired of hearing about Alistair, the main female love interest... ;))Anyway, I think it's great to hear about all of these customized gifts - they really are the heart of romance.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062732</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31067044</id>
	<title>Re:no geeky girls please!</title>
	<author>ElectricTurtle</author>
	<datestamp>1265632380000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext>It is an odd rationale for you to dislike in others what you (one would hope) like in yourself. How is it you expect others to like you for what you would dislike in others? And to say that geeky girls aren't 'real' is just plain chauvanism. Quite the opposite. The girl that is self-confident and not driven by fads and groups is the 'real' girl. What you want seems like some fake stereotype.</htmltext>
<tokenext>It is an odd rationale for you to dislike in others what you ( one would hope ) like in yourself .
How is it you expect others to like you for what you would dislike in others ?
And to say that geeky girls are n't 'real ' is just plain chauvanism .
Quite the opposite .
The girl that is self-confident and not driven by fads and groups is the 'real ' girl .
What you want seems like some fake stereotype .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>It is an odd rationale for you to dislike in others what you (one would hope) like in yourself.
How is it you expect others to like you for what you would dislike in others?
And to say that geeky girls aren't 'real' is just plain chauvanism.
Quite the opposite.
The girl that is self-confident and not driven by fads and groups is the 'real' girl.
What you want seems like some fake stereotype.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062874</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31066904</id>
	<title>Re:Get her pregnant</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265631540000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext>One of my girlfriends got pregnant right before Valentine's Day, and we had to cancel our dinner reservations because she had morning sickness pretty bad.  Incidentally, we lived a couple hundred miles apart, in stark contrast to how close she lived to the father.</htmltext>
<tokenext>One of my girlfriends got pregnant right before Valentine 's Day , and we had to cancel our dinner reservations because she had morning sickness pretty bad .
Incidentally , we lived a couple hundred miles apart , in stark contrast to how close she lived to the father .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>One of my girlfriends got pregnant right before Valentine's Day, and we had to cancel our dinner reservations because she had morning sickness pretty bad.
Incidentally, we lived a couple hundred miles apart, in stark contrast to how close she lived to the father.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062484</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31067814</id>
	<title>Ah, Valentine's. Hacker's holiday.</title>
	<author>Opportunist</author>
	<datestamp>1265639280000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Seriously. Can you tell me any other day when a UPS uniform and a pack of pralines or a bunch of flowers gets you access anywhere?</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Seriously .
Can you tell me any other day when a UPS uniform and a pack of pralines or a bunch of flowers gets you access anywhere ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Seriously.
Can you tell me any other day when a UPS uniform and a pack of pralines or a bunch of flowers gets you access anywhere?</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063206</id>
	<title>The mythical "geeky girl"</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265658660000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I am not convinced that such a creature exists.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I am not convinced that such a creature exists .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I am not convinced that such a creature exists.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062942</id>
	<title>The Romantic Bath</title>
	<author>RabidMoose</author>
	<datestamp>1265657340000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Pulled this off awhile back, not on valentines, but it worked very well...

<br> <br>First, I setup a "girl's day out" for my wife and her cousin. Called wife's cousin, asked her to take my wife out shopping/getting a pedicure/etc. I needed wife out of the house for a couple hours for setup.

<br> <br>While she was out, I went over to my parent's house, since they drink lots of bottled water, and recycle the bottles. I knew they'd have pleanty of empty bottles on hand. Also went to the store, got a dozen tulips (or maybe roses, can't remember), a nice quality bubble bath, some of those glass "pebbles" for fish bowls, some ribbon, and a pack of tea candles.

<br> <br>Knowing my wife likes to take relaxing baths, but she almost never treats herself to one, I setup a nice bath for her to come home to. Used the pebbles + water to fill the water bottles (after removing the labels and putting a nice piece of ribbon around the screw threads, sealing with hot glue), and get them bouyant with a flower in each bottle.
<br>Made a nice playlist of some of her favorite relaxing music, loaded it on an mp3 player, and set that up through a battery-powered speaker. Tied back the shower curtain with some leftover ribbon, spread the tea candles around the tub, and through the rest of the bathroom. Filled tub, got it nice and bubbly, and set the floaty flower-bottles around in the water (it took a few minutes to settle after it got done filling).
<br>Finally, lit candles, turned out lights in the bathroom, and set the book she was reading on top of a hand towel.

<br> <br>I think she was in that bath for about 2 hours. I could do no wrong for months afterwords.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Pulled this off awhile back , not on valentines , but it worked very well.. . First , I setup a " girl 's day out " for my wife and her cousin .
Called wife 's cousin , asked her to take my wife out shopping/getting a pedicure/etc .
I needed wife out of the house for a couple hours for setup .
While she was out , I went over to my parent 's house , since they drink lots of bottled water , and recycle the bottles .
I knew they 'd have pleanty of empty bottles on hand .
Also went to the store , got a dozen tulips ( or maybe roses , ca n't remember ) , a nice quality bubble bath , some of those glass " pebbles " for fish bowls , some ribbon , and a pack of tea candles .
Knowing my wife likes to take relaxing baths , but she almost never treats herself to one , I setup a nice bath for her to come home to .
Used the pebbles + water to fill the water bottles ( after removing the labels and putting a nice piece of ribbon around the screw threads , sealing with hot glue ) , and get them bouyant with a flower in each bottle .
Made a nice playlist of some of her favorite relaxing music , loaded it on an mp3 player , and set that up through a battery-powered speaker .
Tied back the shower curtain with some leftover ribbon , spread the tea candles around the tub , and through the rest of the bathroom .
Filled tub , got it nice and bubbly , and set the floaty flower-bottles around in the water ( it took a few minutes to settle after it got done filling ) .
Finally , lit candles , turned out lights in the bathroom , and set the book she was reading on top of a hand towel .
I think she was in that bath for about 2 hours .
I could do no wrong for months afterwords .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Pulled this off awhile back, not on valentines, but it worked very well...

 First, I setup a "girl's day out" for my wife and her cousin.
Called wife's cousin, asked her to take my wife out shopping/getting a pedicure/etc.
I needed wife out of the house for a couple hours for setup.
While she was out, I went over to my parent's house, since they drink lots of bottled water, and recycle the bottles.
I knew they'd have pleanty of empty bottles on hand.
Also went to the store, got a dozen tulips (or maybe roses, can't remember), a nice quality bubble bath, some of those glass "pebbles" for fish bowls, some ribbon, and a pack of tea candles.
Knowing my wife likes to take relaxing baths, but she almost never treats herself to one, I setup a nice bath for her to come home to.
Used the pebbles + water to fill the water bottles (after removing the labels and putting a nice piece of ribbon around the screw threads, sealing with hot glue), and get them bouyant with a flower in each bottle.
Made a nice playlist of some of her favorite relaxing music, loaded it on an mp3 player, and set that up through a battery-powered speaker.
Tied back the shower curtain with some leftover ribbon, spread the tea candles around the tub, and through the rest of the bathroom.
Filled tub, got it nice and bubbly, and set the floaty flower-bottles around in the water (it took a few minutes to settle after it got done filling).
Finally, lit candles, turned out lights in the bathroom, and set the book she was reading on top of a hand towel.
I think she was in that bath for about 2 hours.
I could do no wrong for months afterwords.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063958</id>
	<title>Watch</title>
	<author>sharkey</author>
	<datestamp>1265662380000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Does putting a picture of the clock on the stove into a Rolex box and wrapping it up count as a stunt?</htmltext>
<tokenext>Does putting a picture of the clock on the stove into a Rolex box and wrapping it up count as a stunt ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Does putting a picture of the clock on the stove into a Rolex box and wrapping it up count as a stunt?</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064046</id>
	<title>Re:Easy</title>
	<author>misexistentialist</author>
	<datestamp>1265619660000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>She's waiting for the second one.</htmltext>
<tokenext>She 's waiting for the second one .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>She's waiting for the second one.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062750</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064032</id>
	<title>Proposal</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265662740000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>I don't remember if it was Valentine's Day but there was this geeky guy on Slashdot who proposed marriage ON SLASHDOT!  Wonder how that turned out for him.</htmltext>
<tokenext>I do n't remember if it was Valentine 's Day but there was this geeky guy on Slashdot who proposed marriage ON SLASHDOT !
Wonder how that turned out for him .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I don't remember if it was Valentine's Day but there was this geeky guy on Slashdot who proposed marriage ON SLASHDOT!
Wonder how that turned out for him.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31066140</id>
	<title>Re:Talking to a girl</title>
	<author>commodoresloat</author>
	<datestamp>1265628000000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>I know. It's out there, but, contrary to my expectations, she didn't totally humiliate me in front of everyone in the cafeteria.</p></div><p>then ur doin it wrong</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>I know .
It 's out there , but , contrary to my expectations , she did n't totally humiliate me in front of everyone in the cafeteria.then ur doin it wrong</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I know.
It's out there, but, contrary to my expectations, she didn't totally humiliate me in front of everyone in the cafeteria.then ur doin it wrong
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062478</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062896</id>
	<title>Romance isn't dead!</title>
	<author>jockeys</author>
	<datestamp>1265657160000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext>Fellahs, this is the perfect time to show your lady you love her by giving her the best present she'll ever have:
<br> <br> <b>Your cock.</b>
<br> <br>Suggested ways to present your cock to her:
<br>1.  Wrapped in ribbons!  Nothing says festive like pink ribbons on your pink monster.  Bonus points for complicated bondage knots.
<br>2.  Under a codpiece!  Feeling medeival?  Why not proffer your pork to her the olde-fashioned way?
<br>3.  Covered in chocolate!  Chicks dig chocolate, so why not give her a truly delectable dong?  Warning: don't melt chocolate onto your cock, use chocolate sauce.
<br>4.  With a flower taped to it!  Want her to feel really special?  'Cause nothing says special like a rose-laden trouser-snake.
<br>5.  Emblazoned with love poetry!  Have a literary geek to impress?  Put some Shakespeare on your schlong.
<br> <br> <br>Disclaimer: actual use of any or all of the above methods may result in death or serious injury via penile kicking.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Fellahs , this is the perfect time to show your lady you love her by giving her the best present she 'll ever have : Your cock .
Suggested ways to present your cock to her : 1 .
Wrapped in ribbons !
Nothing says festive like pink ribbons on your pink monster .
Bonus points for complicated bondage knots .
2. Under a codpiece !
Feeling medeival ?
Why not proffer your pork to her the olde-fashioned way ?
3. Covered in chocolate !
Chicks dig chocolate , so why not give her a truly delectable dong ?
Warning : do n't melt chocolate onto your cock , use chocolate sauce .
4. With a flower taped to it !
Want her to feel really special ?
'Cause nothing says special like a rose-laden trouser-snake .
5. Emblazoned with love poetry !
Have a literary geek to impress ?
Put some Shakespeare on your schlong .
Disclaimer : actual use of any or all of the above methods may result in death or serious injury via penile kicking .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Fellahs, this is the perfect time to show your lady you love her by giving her the best present she'll ever have:
  Your cock.
Suggested ways to present your cock to her:
1.
Wrapped in ribbons!
Nothing says festive like pink ribbons on your pink monster.
Bonus points for complicated bondage knots.
2.  Under a codpiece!
Feeling medeival?
Why not proffer your pork to her the olde-fashioned way?
3.  Covered in chocolate!
Chicks dig chocolate, so why not give her a truly delectable dong?
Warning: don't melt chocolate onto your cock, use chocolate sauce.
4.  With a flower taped to it!
Want her to feel really special?
'Cause nothing says special like a rose-laden trouser-snake.
5.  Emblazoned with love poetry!
Have a literary geek to impress?
Put some Shakespeare on your schlong.
Disclaimer: actual use of any or all of the above methods may result in death or serious injury via penile kicking.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31070976</id>
	<title>Re:Romantic spontaneously...</title>
	<author>kria</author>
	<datestamp>1265725140000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Because of the cultural perception that romance Isn't Manly, we've developed such low expectations that one to four days (throw in anniversary and birthday) seems great.  I will say that the geeky males I've dated seem to be better at it than the average, though.<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:)</p><p>(And I'm from Michigan and I've heard of Sweetest Day.)</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Because of the cultural perception that romance Is n't Manly , we 've developed such low expectations that one to four days ( throw in anniversary and birthday ) seems great .
I will say that the geeky males I 've dated seem to be better at it than the average , though .
: ) ( And I 'm from Michigan and I 've heard of Sweetest Day .
)</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Because of the cultural perception that romance Isn't Manly, we've developed such low expectations that one to four days (throw in anniversary and birthday) seems great.
I will say that the geeky males I've dated seem to be better at it than the average, though.
:)(And I'm from Michigan and I've heard of Sweetest Day.
)</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062868</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31070046</id>
	<title>Re:NinjaGram</title>
	<author>vegiVamp</author>
	<datestamp>1265714640000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Will you deliver to Belgium ?<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:-D</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Will you deliver to Belgium ?
: -D</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Will you deliver to Belgium ?
:-D</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31065284</id>
	<title>Re:Easy</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265624700000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>What would a woman do with ears?  The two are already two too many!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>What would a woman do with ears ?
The two are already two too many !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>What would a woman do with ears?
The two are already two too many!</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062550</id>
	<title>Re:Get her pregnant</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265655600000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Lets see how romantic she thinks giving birth is.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Lets see how romantic she thinks giving birth is .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Lets see how romantic she thinks giving birth is.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31062484</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063510</id>
	<title>Re:The Romantic Bath</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1265660040000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>How did you manage to time it so that the water wasn't cold (and the bubble bath dissolved into nothing)?  I imagine her coming in to the sound of a bathtub being filled might kill the surprise.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>How did you manage to time it so that the water was n't cold ( and the bubble bath dissolved into nothing ) ?
I imagine her coming in to the sound of a bathtub being filled might kill the surprise .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>How did you manage to time it so that the water wasn't cold (and the bubble bath dissolved into nothing)?
I imagine her coming in to the sound of a bathtub being filled might kill the surprise.</sentencetext>
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	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31067008</id>
	<title>Re:Re-enacting the martyrdom of St. Valentine</title>
	<author>psithurism</author>
	<datestamp>1265632140000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>Pick a St. Valentine, any St. Valentine.</p><p>There were at least three.</p></div><p>Well there is only one who was celebrated on the 14th, and unfortunately from wikipedia:</p><p><div class="quote"><p>Of the Saint Valentine whose feast is on February 14, nothing is known except his name and that he was buried at the Via Flaminia north of Rome on February 14.</p></div></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>Pick a St. Valentine , any St. Valentine.There were at least three.Well there is only one who was celebrated on the 14th , and unfortunately from wikipedia : Of the Saint Valentine whose feast is on February 14 , nothing is known except his name and that he was buried at the Via Flaminia north of Rome on February 14 .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Pick a St. Valentine, any St. Valentine.There were at least three.Well there is only one who was celebrated on the 14th, and unfortunately from wikipedia:Of the Saint Valentine whose feast is on February 14, nothing is known except his name and that he was buried at the Via Flaminia north of Rome on February 14.
	</sentencetext>
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	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31064280</id>
	<title>Re:this was a fun game in junior high</title>
	<author>element-o.p.</author>
	<datestamp>1265620740000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Thanks for that, you insensitive clod!  I really did not need to know how my parents celebrated Valentine's Day!</htmltext>
<tokenext>Thanks for that , you insensitive clod !
I really did not need to know how my parents celebrated Valentine 's Day !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Thanks for that, you insensitive clod!
I really did not need to know how my parents celebrated Valentine's Day!</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_02_08_1633220.31063452</id>
	<title>Location-predictive gifting</title>
	<author>Tetsujin</author>
	<datestamp>1265659800000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Basically, if the object of your affections is a student on a college campus, you can monitor her movement around the campus by finding out her class schedule, checking the school computer systems to see when and where she logs in, and so on.  Collect all this data for a while, and then when you decide to make your move, work out where she'll be and when, and leave a small gift or a single rose at each location.  Then, at various points in the day, arrange to be in the same location, act as though it's a complete coincidence, and strike up a conversation with her.  There's no way this plan can fail!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Basically , if the object of your affections is a student on a college campus , you can monitor her movement around the campus by finding out her class schedule , checking the school computer systems to see when and where she logs in , and so on .
Collect all this data for a while , and then when you decide to make your move , work out where she 'll be and when , and leave a small gift or a single rose at each location .
Then , at various points in the day , arrange to be in the same location , act as though it 's a complete coincidence , and strike up a conversation with her .
There 's no way this plan can fail !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Basically, if the object of your affections is a student on a college campus, you can monitor her movement around the campus by finding out her class schedule, checking the school computer systems to see when and where she logs in, and so on.
Collect all this data for a while, and then when you decide to make your move, work out where she'll be and when, and leave a small gift or a single rose at each location.
Then, at various points in the day, arrange to be in the same location, act as though it's a complete coincidence, and strike up a conversation with her.
There's no way this plan can fail!</sentencetext>
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