<article>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#article10_03_16_2022236</id>
	<title>One Year Later, Zer01 Web Site Disappears</title>
	<author>kdawson</author>
	<datestamp>1268734620000</datestamp>
	<htmltext>alphadogg writes <i>"Zer01 Mobile &mdash; making <a href="//hardware.slashdot.org/story/09/07/20/2047254/Reasons-To-Hesitate-On-Zer01s-Unlimited-Mobile-Offer">promises of flat rate, no contract, unlimited cell phone service</a> &mdash; made its grand entrance at the annual CTIA wireless convention about a year ago, but <a href="http://www.networkworld.com/news/2010/031210-a-year-later-zer01s-web.html">now the company's Web site has disappeared</a>. The site recently began redirecting visitors to Google.com. Zer01, which was lauded for its plans in the mainstream press, aligned itself with a multilevel marketing company called Global Verge (whose founder had earlier been <a href="//mobile.slashdot.org/story/09/07/23/0332221/Zer01-Parent-Strips-Web-Site-Following-Report?art\_pos=1">convicted of securities fraud</a>), and the two companies began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program. (Since then, Global Verge and Zer01 parted ways and Global Verge filed a lawsuit against its former partner.) But no mobile service from Zer01 ever materialized. Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program, although few appear to have received payment. But as late as the fall CTIA show in October, Zer01's CEO was still promising to launch the mobile service."</i></htmltext>
<tokenext>alphadogg writes " Zer01 Mobile    making promises of flat rate , no contract , unlimited cell phone service    made its grand entrance at the annual CTIA wireless convention about a year ago , but now the company 's Web site has disappeared .
The site recently began redirecting visitors to Google.com .
Zer01 , which was lauded for its plans in the mainstream press , aligned itself with a multilevel marketing company called Global Verge ( whose founder had earlier been convicted of securities fraud ) , and the two companies began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program .
( Since then , Global Verge and Zer01 parted ways and Global Verge filed a lawsuit against its former partner .
) But no mobile service from Zer01 ever materialized .
Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program , although few appear to have received payment .
But as late as the fall CTIA show in October , Zer01 's CEO was still promising to launch the mobile service .
"</tokentext>
<sentencetext>alphadogg writes "Zer01 Mobile — making promises of flat rate, no contract, unlimited cell phone service — made its grand entrance at the annual CTIA wireless convention about a year ago, but now the company's Web site has disappeared.
The site recently began redirecting visitors to Google.com.
Zer01, which was lauded for its plans in the mainstream press, aligned itself with a multilevel marketing company called Global Verge (whose founder had earlier been convicted of securities fraud), and the two companies began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program.
(Since then, Global Verge and Zer01 parted ways and Global Verge filed a lawsuit against its former partner.
) But no mobile service from Zer01 ever materialized.
Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program, although few appear to have received payment.
But as late as the fall CTIA show in October, Zer01's CEO was still promising to launch the mobile service.
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</article>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502536</id>
	<title>could it be?</title>
	<author>troll -1</author>
	<datestamp>1268739840000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program.</p></div><p>
And were those other people promised payment based on how many others <i>they</i> signed up? Was the payment structure a hierarchical top down system like a pyramid?</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program .
And were those other people promised payment based on how many others they signed up ?
Was the payment structure a hierarchical top down system like a pyramid ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program.
And were those other people promised payment based on how many others they signed up?
Was the payment structure a hierarchical top down system like a pyramid?
	</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503544</id>
	<title>Re:MLM Scam strikes again?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268746800000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>YOU GOT MADOFFED!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>YOU GOT MADOFFED !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>YOU GOT MADOFFED!</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502284</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502756</id>
	<title>Re:MLM Scam strikes again?</title>
	<author>L3370</author>
	<datestamp>1268741160000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>4</modscore>
	<htmltext>multi level, or network marketing is a legal scheme provided that there is a tangible product or service in the mix, like those herbal juices you see advertised on the back of peoples cars.  Zer01 only sold the idea of a future product...vaporware. This doesn't seem to be an "MLM" type scam to me, but a full fledged 100\% illegal pyramid scheme.</htmltext>
<tokenext>multi level , or network marketing is a legal scheme provided that there is a tangible product or service in the mix , like those herbal juices you see advertised on the back of peoples cars .
Zer01 only sold the idea of a future product...vaporware .
This does n't seem to be an " MLM " type scam to me , but a full fledged 100 \ % illegal pyramid scheme .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>multi level, or network marketing is a legal scheme provided that there is a tangible product or service in the mix, like those herbal juices you see advertised on the back of peoples cars.
Zer01 only sold the idea of a future product...vaporware.
This doesn't seem to be an "MLM" type scam to me, but a full fledged 100\% illegal pyramid scheme.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502284</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502316</id>
	<title>People never learn</title>
	<author>cytoman</author>
	<datestamp>1268738640000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext>A simple adage - "If it's too good to be true, it probably is". People never seem to learn it. Always falling for scams. I'm not surprised.</htmltext>
<tokenext>A simple adage - " If it 's too good to be true , it probably is " .
People never seem to learn it .
Always falling for scams .
I 'm not surprised .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>A simple adage - "If it's too good to be true, it probably is".
People never seem to learn it.
Always falling for scams.
I'm not surprised.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502506</id>
	<title>You know what's funny?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268739720000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I have T-mobile unlimited flexpay. It's a no contract, month to month service. while I only have 500 minutes, I do have unlimited data usage. I pay $75/month for the service, and use skype extensively. Usage limits? I've never run into them. This month I've pushed 7GB on my Nokia N900 over the 3G connection, and nobody at T-mobile has ever complained to me or my service been cut off.</p><p>Sure, I pay a premium over MetroPCS and Cricket, but I get a decent service that I can use with a GSM smartphone.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I have T-mobile unlimited flexpay .
It 's a no contract , month to month service .
while I only have 500 minutes , I do have unlimited data usage .
I pay $ 75/month for the service , and use skype extensively .
Usage limits ?
I 've never run into them .
This month I 've pushed 7GB on my Nokia N900 over the 3G connection , and nobody at T-mobile has ever complained to me or my service been cut off.Sure , I pay a premium over MetroPCS and Cricket , but I get a decent service that I can use with a GSM smartphone .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I have T-mobile unlimited flexpay.
It's a no contract, month to month service.
while I only have 500 minutes, I do have unlimited data usage.
I pay $75/month for the service, and use skype extensively.
Usage limits?
I've never run into them.
This month I've pushed 7GB on my Nokia N900 over the 3G connection, and nobody at T-mobile has ever complained to me or my service been cut off.Sure, I pay a premium over MetroPCS and Cricket, but I get a decent service that I can use with a GSM smartphone.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502306</id>
	<title>Hmm...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268738520000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Redundant</modclass>
	<modscore>-1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Ponzi scheme, anyone?</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Ponzi scheme , anyone ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Ponzi scheme, anyone?</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502886</id>
	<title>Re:Our Old Friend</title>
	<author>ls671</author>
	<datestamp>1268741820000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Damn the link you provided requires Flash, I am so sorry to miss important opportunities...<nobr> <wbr></nobr>;-(</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Damn the link you provided requires Flash , I am so sorry to miss important opportunities... ; - (</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Damn the link you provided requires Flash, I am so sorry to miss important opportunities... ;-(</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502584</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31504020</id>
	<title>Paying Money to Work</title>
	<author>Clandestine\_Blaze</author>
	<datestamp>1268751600000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><nobr> <wbr></nobr></p><div class="quote"><p>...and the two companies began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program.</p></div><p>Any time that you're required to pay money to work - and I mean this outside of regular expenses such as supplies and travel, etc. - it's probably a good idea to turn around and run as far away as you can. A monthly fee to be part of a sales program? This is even worse than the typical MLM such as Primerica or Quixtar. At least those programs offer some sort of good or service in return, despite having an initial start-up cost.</p><p>But to collect money like that on a monthly basis and to vanish?</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>...and the two companies began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program.Any time that you 're required to pay money to work - and I mean this outside of regular expenses such as supplies and travel , etc .
- it 's probably a good idea to turn around and run as far away as you can .
A monthly fee to be part of a sales program ?
This is even worse than the typical MLM such as Primerica or Quixtar .
At least those programs offer some sort of good or service in return , despite having an initial start-up cost.But to collect money like that on a monthly basis and to vanish ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext> ...and the two companies began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program.Any time that you're required to pay money to work - and I mean this outside of regular expenses such as supplies and travel, etc.
- it's probably a good idea to turn around and run as far away as you can.
A monthly fee to be part of a sales program?
This is even worse than the typical MLM such as Primerica or Quixtar.
At least those programs offer some sort of good or service in return, despite having an initial start-up cost.But to collect money like that on a monthly basis and to vanish?
	</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502436</id>
	<title>Breaking News: Pyramid Schemes are Sketchy?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268739360000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>"Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program, although few appear to have received payment."</p><p>The only newsworthy part of this is that Slashdot and others thought this business model was newsworthy in the first place.</p><p>It's a Pyramid Scheme with the phrase "Cell Phone" tacked on, anyone who bought into this deserved what they got.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>" Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program , although few appear to have received payment .
" The only newsworthy part of this is that Slashdot and others thought this business model was newsworthy in the first place.It 's a Pyramid Scheme with the phrase " Cell Phone " tacked on , anyone who bought into this deserved what they got .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>"Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program, although few appear to have received payment.
"The only newsworthy part of this is that Slashdot and others thought this business model was newsworthy in the first place.It's a Pyramid Scheme with the phrase "Cell Phone" tacked on, anyone who bought into this deserved what they got.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502908</id>
	<title>Piramid scheme anybody?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268741940000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>4</modscore>
	<htmltext><blockquote><div><p>recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program. [...] Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program,</p></div></blockquote><p>That has pyramid scheme written all over it. I wonder why it took so long and why no legal action was taken against them. Or are these scams legal in the US?</p><p>The moment somebody comes to me and tells me I can earn a lot of money, but first I need to pay a bit up front will NOT be my new employer. The will NOT be my business partner. They will be sorted under scammer. If I need to recruit people and payed on basis of how many people I can enlist, I will NOT work for that company (unless I am HR.)</p><p>Why were they not closed sooner? Even without the links to other dubious companies, this sounds like a first class pyramid scam.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program .
[ ... ] Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program,That has pyramid scheme written all over it .
I wonder why it took so long and why no legal action was taken against them .
Or are these scams legal in the US ? The moment somebody comes to me and tells me I can earn a lot of money , but first I need to pay a bit up front will NOT be my new employer .
The will NOT be my business partner .
They will be sorted under scammer .
If I need to recruit people and payed on basis of how many people I can enlist , I will NOT work for that company ( unless I am HR .
) Why were they not closed sooner ?
Even without the links to other dubious companies , this sounds like a first class pyramid scam .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program.
[...] Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program,That has pyramid scheme written all over it.
I wonder why it took so long and why no legal action was taken against them.
Or are these scams legal in the US?The moment somebody comes to me and tells me I can earn a lot of money, but first I need to pay a bit up front will NOT be my new employer.
The will NOT be my business partner.
They will be sorted under scammer.
If I need to recruit people and payed on basis of how many people I can enlist, I will NOT work for that company (unless I am HR.
)Why were they not closed sooner?
Even without the links to other dubious companies, this sounds like a first class pyramid scam.
	</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502702</id>
	<title>Re:MLM Scam strikes again?</title>
	<author>WrongSizeGlass</author>
	<datestamp>1268740860000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext>P-Py-Pyramid scheme? I guess AmWay was beat to the cell phone market by Zer01?</htmltext>
<tokenext>P-Py-Pyramid scheme ?
I guess AmWay was beat to the cell phone market by Zer01 ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>P-Py-Pyramid scheme?
I guess AmWay was beat to the cell phone market by Zer01?</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502284</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502584</id>
	<title>Our Old Friend</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268740080000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>4</modscore>
	<htmltext>Is that you <a href="http://www.amway.com/EN" title="amway.com">Amway?</a> [amway.com]</htmltext>
<tokenext>Is that you Amway ?
[ amway.com ]</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Is that you Amway?
[amway.com]</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502328</id>
	<title>Anyone surprised?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268738640000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Give me a call, I got a great car to sell you.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Give me a call , I got a great car to sell you .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Give me a call, I got a great car to sell you.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31507690</id>
	<title>Re:Piramid scheme anybody?</title>
	<author>sorak</author>
	<datestamp>1268837220000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>The problem is that, if they had come up with a viable product, then they would be a legitimate business and the people scammed would be either investors, or retailers. The only difference between them and a hot dog vendor, or a guy who sells cellphones at the mall, would be the location.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>The problem is that , if they had come up with a viable product , then they would be a legitimate business and the people scammed would be either investors , or retailers .
The only difference between them and a hot dog vendor , or a guy who sells cellphones at the mall , would be the location .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>The problem is that, if they had come up with a viable product, then they would be a legitimate business and the people scammed would be either investors, or retailers.
The only difference between them and a hot dog vendor, or a guy who sells cellphones at the mall, would be the location.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502908</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31508428</id>
	<title>Re:The human condition...</title>
	<author>scottzak</author>
	<datestamp>1268840520000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Dreams suck.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Dreams suck .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Dreams suck.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502484</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503540</id>
	<title>Re:Our Old Friend</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268746800000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>Is that you <a href="http://www.amway.com/EN" title="amway.com">Amway?</a> [amway.com]</p> </div><p>Or maybe <a href="http://www.quixtar.com/" title="quixtar.com">Quixtar</a> [quixtar.com]?<br> <br>
I had a girlfriend trick me into going to a quixtar meeting when they first started it up (forget the ploy she used, but she definitely wasn't up front about where we were going). Part way into the opening pitch I click, "WTF, you brought me to a amway meeting?!"<br> <br>
Her: "No, it's quixtar. It's totally different."<br> <br>
Me: "Ah.... no.  It's not."<br> <br>
She was an english major so I forgave her for being tricked into joining a MLM scam.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>Is that you Amway ?
[ amway.com ] Or maybe Quixtar [ quixtar.com ] ?
I had a girlfriend trick me into going to a quixtar meeting when they first started it up ( forget the ploy she used , but she definitely was n't up front about where we were going ) .
Part way into the opening pitch I click , " WTF , you brought me to a amway meeting ? !
" Her : " No , it 's quixtar .
It 's totally different .
" Me : " Ah.... no. It 's not .
" She was an english major so I forgave her for being tricked into joining a MLM scam .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Is that you Amway?
[amway.com] Or maybe Quixtar [quixtar.com]?
I had a girlfriend trick me into going to a quixtar meeting when they first started it up (forget the ploy she used, but she definitely wasn't up front about where we were going).
Part way into the opening pitch I click, "WTF, you brought me to a amway meeting?!
" 
Her: "No, it's quixtar.
It's totally different.
" 
Me: "Ah.... no.  It's not.
" 
She was an english major so I forgave her for being tricked into joining a MLM scam.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502584</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502486</id>
	<title>Real original</title>
	<author>Locke2005</author>
	<datestamp>1268739600000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>They were just copying <a href="http://www.npros.com/news/equinox042100.htm" title="npros.com">Equinox's business plan</a> [npros.com].  You'd think people would know better by now.</htmltext>
<tokenext>They were just copying Equinox 's business plan [ npros.com ] .
You 'd think people would know better by now .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>They were just copying Equinox's business plan [npros.com].
You'd think people would know better by now.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502292</id>
	<title>iPonzi</title>
	<author>fregare</author>
	<datestamp>1268738460000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Offtopic</modclass>
	<modscore>-1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Gee an iPonzi scheme.  I think scheme is a language.  I did not know Ponzi knew Lisp.  He did stutter though.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Gee an iPonzi scheme .
I think scheme is a language .
I did not know Ponzi knew Lisp .
He did stutter though .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Gee an iPonzi scheme.
I think scheme is a language.
I did not know Ponzi knew Lisp.
He did stutter though.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31510454</id>
	<title>Re:MLM is too polite a term</title>
	<author>Hurricane78</author>
	<datestamp>1268848080000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>What? Are you scared? Of a bunch of criminals?<br>There I said it: MLM = pyramid scheme = fraud/scam = criminals. Always. Period.<br>It&lsquo;s the whole and only point. And they not only know it, but that&rsquo;s the whole and only reason they did it. Also always. Also Period.</p><p>Come and try to sue me, fuckers. I&rsquo;ll rip your balls off trough your throat!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>What ?
Are you scared ?
Of a bunch of criminals ? There I said it : MLM = pyramid scheme = fraud/scam = criminals .
Always. Period.It    s the whole and only point .
And they not only know it , but that    s the whole and only reason they did it .
Also always .
Also Period.Come and try to sue me , fuckers .
I    ll rip your balls off trough your throat !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>What?
Are you scared?
Of a bunch of criminals?There I said it: MLM = pyramid scheme = fraud/scam = criminals.
Always. Period.It‘s the whole and only point.
And they not only know it, but that’s the whole and only reason they did it.
Also always.
Also Period.Come and try to sue me, fuckers.
I’ll rip your balls off trough your throat!</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502786</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503356</id>
	<title>A typosquatter is reeling them in</title>
	<author>tomhudson</author>
	<datestamp>1268745240000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Interestin</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext>ZERO1MOBILE.COM
<br>
   Registrar: ENOM, INC.
<br>
   Whois Server: whois.enom.com
<br>
   Referral URL: <a href="http://www.enom.com/" title="enom.com">http://www.enom.com/</a> [enom.com]
<br>
   Name Server: NS1.PARKED.COM
<br>
   Name Server: NS2.PARKED.COM
<br>
   Status: clientTransferProhibited
<br>
   Updated Date: 07-mar-2010
<br>
   Creation Date: 13-mar-2009
<br>
   Expiration Date: 13-mar-2011
<p>

The only difference is that it's O1 (the letter 'O'), not 01

</p><p>
Seems to me that, to add insult to injury, the typo-squatter picked the better domain name to begin with...</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>ZERO1MOBILE.COM Registrar : ENOM , INC . Whois Server : whois.enom.com Referral URL : http : //www.enom.com/ [ enom.com ] Name Server : NS1.PARKED.COM Name Server : NS2.PARKED.COM Status : clientTransferProhibited Updated Date : 07-mar-2010 Creation Date : 13-mar-2009 Expiration Date : 13-mar-2011 The only difference is that it 's O1 ( the letter 'O ' ) , not 01 Seems to me that , to add insult to injury , the typo-squatter picked the better domain name to begin with.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>ZERO1MOBILE.COM

   Registrar: ENOM, INC.

   Whois Server: whois.enom.com

   Referral URL: http://www.enom.com/ [enom.com]

   Name Server: NS1.PARKED.COM

   Name Server: NS2.PARKED.COM

   Status: clientTransferProhibited

   Updated Date: 07-mar-2010

   Creation Date: 13-mar-2009

   Expiration Date: 13-mar-2011


The only difference is that it's O1 (the letter 'O'), not 01


Seems to me that, to add insult to injury, the typo-squatter picked the better domain name to begin with...</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31504082</id>
	<title>Re:People never learn</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268752140000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>ASTERISK!<br>Bloody hell you'd think that after years on the market people would learn how to spell it.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>ASTERISK ! Bloody hell you 'd think that after years on the market people would learn how to spell it .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>ASTERISK!Bloody hell you'd think that after years on the market people would learn how to spell it.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503586</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31505446</id>
	<title>Re:MLM Scam strikes again?</title>
	<author>AndGodSed</author>
	<datestamp>1268856120000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Informativ</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Actually, for a MLM to be legal in the US, it has to sell more than 50\% (iirc) of its products to non members. Currently the most successful MLM in the us only sells about 17\% of its products to non members.</p><p>Too lazy to google, I looked it up a few days ago because someone tried to sucker me into going to a scamway meeting.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Actually , for a MLM to be legal in the US , it has to sell more than 50 \ % ( iirc ) of its products to non members .
Currently the most successful MLM in the us only sells about 17 \ % of its products to non members.Too lazy to google , I looked it up a few days ago because someone tried to sucker me into going to a scamway meeting .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Actually, for a MLM to be legal in the US, it has to sell more than 50\% (iirc) of its products to non members.
Currently the most successful MLM in the us only sells about 17\% of its products to non members.Too lazy to google, I looked it up a few days ago because someone tried to sucker me into going to a scamway meeting.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502756</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503218</id>
	<title>Re:The human condition...</title>
	<author>radish</author>
	<datestamp>1268744100000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Informativ</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Cosmetics have been a part of human life for a lot longer than Estee Lauder. From the <a href="http://www.king-tut.org.uk/ancient-egyptians/egyptian-make-up.htm" title="king-tut.org.uk">Ancient Egyptians</a> [king-tut.org.uk] to the <a href="http://www.fjkluth.com/hair.html" title="fjkluth.com">Greeks</a> [fjkluth.com], to the <a href="http://www.ethnicpaintings.com/popular-painting-styles/native-american-face-paint.html" title="ethnicpaintings.com">Native Americans</a> [ethnicpaintings.com] - the idea of applying colour to your face or other parts of your body for one reason or another has been prevalent for thousands of years. Typically it's done to influence others' view of you - to find you attractive, or scary, or powerful. You may not consider that utilitarian, but do you dress entirely in hessian sack cloth? No? Then are your clothes strictly utilitarian?</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Cosmetics have been a part of human life for a lot longer than Estee Lauder .
From the Ancient Egyptians [ king-tut.org.uk ] to the Greeks [ fjkluth.com ] , to the Native Americans [ ethnicpaintings.com ] - the idea of applying colour to your face or other parts of your body for one reason or another has been prevalent for thousands of years .
Typically it 's done to influence others ' view of you - to find you attractive , or scary , or powerful .
You may not consider that utilitarian , but do you dress entirely in hessian sack cloth ?
No ? Then are your clothes strictly utilitarian ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Cosmetics have been a part of human life for a lot longer than Estee Lauder.
From the Ancient Egyptians [king-tut.org.uk] to the Greeks [fjkluth.com], to the Native Americans [ethnicpaintings.com] - the idea of applying colour to your face or other parts of your body for one reason or another has been prevalent for thousands of years.
Typically it's done to influence others' view of you - to find you attractive, or scary, or powerful.
You may not consider that utilitarian, but do you dress entirely in hessian sack cloth?
No? Then are your clothes strictly utilitarian?</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502484</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502942</id>
	<title>Re:When will people learn</title>
	<author>Anachragnome</author>
	<datestamp>1268742240000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Greed is probably the greatest foe of common-sense.</p><p>I say "probably" only because I think religion is neck-and-neck.</p><p>Combine the two, and, well...you end up with the likes of the Trinity Broadcast Network and Joel Osteen.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Greed is probably the greatest foe of common-sense.I say " probably " only because I think religion is neck-and-neck.Combine the two , and , well...you end up with the likes of the Trinity Broadcast Network and Joel Osteen .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Greed is probably the greatest foe of common-sense.I say "probably" only because I think religion is neck-and-neck.Combine the two, and, well...you end up with the likes of the Trinity Broadcast Network and Joel Osteen.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502308</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503586</id>
	<title>Re:People never learn</title>
	<author>vux984</author>
	<datestamp>1268747220000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Informativ</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><i>A simple adage - "If it's too good to be true, it probably is". People never seem to learn it. Always falling for scams. I'm not surprised.</i></p><p>it -probably- is. Even you hedged your wording, because even you know sometimes it just really is as good as the promise. Lots of stuff seems too good to be true, but delivers. Enough that its often hard for even a fairly intelligent and rational person to really know.</p><p>I mean, who'd believe linux, or bsd, or asterix, or postgresql, or apache,<nobr> <wbr></nobr>... were all free. I've met people who were skeptical, who wanted to know what the catch was...</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>A simple adage - " If it 's too good to be true , it probably is " .
People never seem to learn it .
Always falling for scams .
I 'm not surprised.it -probably- is .
Even you hedged your wording , because even you know sometimes it just really is as good as the promise .
Lots of stuff seems too good to be true , but delivers .
Enough that its often hard for even a fairly intelligent and rational person to really know.I mean , who 'd believe linux , or bsd , or asterix , or postgresql , or apache , ... were all free .
I 've met people who were skeptical , who wanted to know what the catch was.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>A simple adage - "If it's too good to be true, it probably is".
People never seem to learn it.
Always falling for scams.
I'm not surprised.it -probably- is.
Even you hedged your wording, because even you know sometimes it just really is as good as the promise.
Lots of stuff seems too good to be true, but delivers.
Enough that its often hard for even a fairly intelligent and rational person to really know.I mean, who'd believe linux, or bsd, or asterix, or postgresql, or apache, ... were all free.
I've met people who were skeptical, who wanted to know what the catch was...</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502316</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31504952</id>
	<title>Re:Slut and a whore</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268761200000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>ahahahaha this is funny!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>ahahahaha this is funny !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>ahahahaha this is funny!</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502298</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31509676</id>
	<title>Re:MLM Scam strikes again?</title>
	<author>chris mazuc</author>
	<datestamp>1268845680000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>My old boss gave me a bottle of acai juice one time... not bad with Gosling's black seal rum. Just dilute the acai juice a bit first or its going to be really strong. Best use I could find for it. Personally, every time I see one of those MonaVie stickers on someone's car I mentally substitute the word idiot in its place.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>My old boss gave me a bottle of acai juice one time... not bad with Gosling 's black seal rum .
Just dilute the acai juice a bit first or its going to be really strong .
Best use I could find for it .
Personally , every time I see one of those MonaVie stickers on someone 's car I mentally substitute the word idiot in its place .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>My old boss gave me a bottle of acai juice one time... not bad with Gosling's black seal rum.
Just dilute the acai juice a bit first or its going to be really strong.
Best use I could find for it.
Personally, every time I see one of those MonaVie stickers on someone's car I mentally substitute the word idiot in its place.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502756</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31506746</id>
	<title>Re:MLM Scam strikes again?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268830200000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><blockquote><div><p>began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program</p></div></blockquote><p>
Sounds like iPhone owners<nobr> <wbr></nobr>/ducks</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program Sounds like iPhone owners /ducks</tokentext>
<sentencetext>began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program
Sounds like iPhone owners /ducks
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503206</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502484</id>
	<title>The human condition...</title>
	<author>cosm</author>
	<datestamp>1268739600000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext>If you market to people's hopes &amp; dreams, you will <b>always</b> find suckers for your hollow ploys.<br> <br>Cosmetics are generally useless from a utilitarian standpoint, and yet mass marketing pushes that shit out to the female demographic as if they would evaporate without it, and now we're stuck with the fucking Barbie generation.  Give somebody the hope that you can fulfill their dream, and you will have their wallet.</htmltext>
<tokenext>If you market to people 's hopes &amp; dreams , you will always find suckers for your hollow ploys .
Cosmetics are generally useless from a utilitarian standpoint , and yet mass marketing pushes that shit out to the female demographic as if they would evaporate without it , and now we 're stuck with the fucking Barbie generation .
Give somebody the hope that you can fulfill their dream , and you will have their wallet .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>If you market to people's hopes &amp; dreams, you will always find suckers for your hollow ploys.
Cosmetics are generally useless from a utilitarian standpoint, and yet mass marketing pushes that shit out to the female demographic as if they would evaporate without it, and now we're stuck with the fucking Barbie generation.
Give somebody the hope that you can fulfill their dream, and you will have their wallet.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502698</id>
	<title>WTF?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268740860000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><nobr> <wbr></nobr></p><div class="quote"><p>...salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program.</p></div><p>Say. No. More.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>...salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program.Say .
No. More .</tokentext>
<sentencetext> ...salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program.Say.
No. More.
	</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502796</id>
	<title>Need more coops</title>
	<author>porter235</author>
	<datestamp>1268741340000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Interestin</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Instead of multi tier marketing schemes, we just need more cooperatives: owned and run by members, for the benefit of the members!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Instead of multi tier marketing schemes , we just need more cooperatives : owned and run by members , for the benefit of the members !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Instead of multi tier marketing schemes, we just need more cooperatives: owned and run by members, for the benefit of the members!</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31506218</id>
	<title>Re:People never learn</title>
	<author>dkf</author>
	<datestamp>1268823780000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>I mean, who'd believe linux, or bsd, or asterix, or postgresql, or apache,<nobr> <wbr></nobr>... were all free. I've met people who were skeptical, who wanted to know what the catch was...</p></div><p>The catch is that they typically require some effort and expertise on your part to make them useful. They're not generally fully-productized turnkey solutions.</p><p>Some of us like it that way by comparison with the alternatives, but the catch is there.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>I mean , who 'd believe linux , or bsd , or asterix , or postgresql , or apache , ... were all free .
I 've met people who were skeptical , who wanted to know what the catch was...The catch is that they typically require some effort and expertise on your part to make them useful .
They 're not generally fully-productized turnkey solutions.Some of us like it that way by comparison with the alternatives , but the catch is there .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I mean, who'd believe linux, or bsd, or asterix, or postgresql, or apache, ... were all free.
I've met people who were skeptical, who wanted to know what the catch was...The catch is that they typically require some effort and expertise on your part to make them useful.
They're not generally fully-productized turnkey solutions.Some of us like it that way by comparison with the alternatives, but the catch is there.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503586</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502786</id>
	<title>MLM is too polite a term</title>
	<author>Adrian Lopez</author>
	<datestamp>1268741280000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Interestin</modclass>
	<modscore>4</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Scam is right. Multilevel marketing makes it almost seem legitimate, which apparently it wasn't.</p><p>BTW - I'm using the word "apparently" in the "please don't sue me" sense of the word.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Scam is right .
Multilevel marketing makes it almost seem legitimate , which apparently it was n't.BTW - I 'm using the word " apparently " in the " please do n't sue me " sense of the word .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Scam is right.
Multilevel marketing makes it almost seem legitimate, which apparently it wasn't.BTW - I'm using the word "apparently" in the "please don't sue me" sense of the word.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502284</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31511592</id>
	<title>Re:MLM Scam strikes again?</title>
	<author>Zerth</author>
	<datestamp>1268851080000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><blockquote><div><p>From the summary:</p><blockquote><div><p>began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program</p></div></blockquote><p>What more do you need to know?</p></div></blockquote><p>What other kind of place that charges you to work comes to mind? Strip clubs.</p><p>Any others?</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>From the summary : began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales programWhat more do you need to know ? What other kind of place that charges you to work comes to mind ?
Strip clubs.Any others ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>From the summary:began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales programWhat more do you need to know?What other kind of place that charges you to work comes to mind?
Strip clubs.Any others?
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503206</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503682</id>
	<title>Re:Piramid scheme anybody?</title>
	<author>blackraven14250</author>
	<datestamp>1268748300000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Well, pyramid schemes are not legal. However, a multi-level marketing "scheme" is, as there's actually product being delivered through the network of people tricked into selling it and/or getting people to sell it for them. Since no product ended up being produced in this case, this was a pyramid, and is illegal. It's a fairly fine distinction here in the states.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Well , pyramid schemes are not legal .
However , a multi-level marketing " scheme " is , as there 's actually product being delivered through the network of people tricked into selling it and/or getting people to sell it for them .
Since no product ended up being produced in this case , this was a pyramid , and is illegal .
It 's a fairly fine distinction here in the states .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Well, pyramid schemes are not legal.
However, a multi-level marketing "scheme" is, as there's actually product being delivered through the network of people tricked into selling it and/or getting people to sell it for them.
Since no product ended up being produced in this case, this was a pyramid, and is illegal.
It's a fairly fine distinction here in the states.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502908</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31510382</id>
	<title>Re:MLM Scam strikes again?</title>
	<author>Hurricane78</author>
	<datestamp>1268847840000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Sorry, but there is no such thing as real MLM. It&rsquo;s just a term, pyramid scheme criminal organizations use, to describe themselves, so they officially can stay legal. In reality, there is no difference between MLM and pyramid schemes. They are the same. Their purpose is fraud. Always. No exceptions.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Sorry , but there is no such thing as real MLM .
It    s just a term , pyramid scheme criminal organizations use , to describe themselves , so they officially can stay legal .
In reality , there is no difference between MLM and pyramid schemes .
They are the same .
Their purpose is fraud .
Always. No exceptions .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Sorry, but there is no such thing as real MLM.
It’s just a term, pyramid scheme criminal organizations use, to describe themselves, so they officially can stay legal.
In reality, there is no difference between MLM and pyramid schemes.
They are the same.
Their purpose is fraud.
Always. No exceptions.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502756</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502708</id>
	<title>Don't infer hostility from a lawsuit.</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268740860000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Informativ</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Post makes the point that Global Verge is suing Zer01.</p><p>Don't infer hostility!!!!!</p><p>Collusive (friendly) lawsuits are a fraudulent way one person can transfer money to another person (himself?), thereby dodging legitimate creditors.</p><p>Fyi.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Post makes the point that Global Verge is suing Zer01.Do n't infer hostility ! ! ! !
! Collusive ( friendly ) lawsuits are a fraudulent way one person can transfer money to another person ( himself ?
) , thereby dodging legitimate creditors.Fyi .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Post makes the point that Global Verge is suing Zer01.Don't infer hostility!!!!
!Collusive (friendly) lawsuits are a fraudulent way one person can transfer money to another person (himself?
), thereby dodging legitimate creditors.Fyi.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502566</id>
	<title>fags and mooslims</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268740020000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Troll</modclass>
	<modscore>-1</modscore>
	<htmltext>die of aids. all of you. just die.</htmltext>
<tokenext>die of aids .
all of you .
just die .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>die of aids.
all of you.
just die.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31504332</id>
	<title>Re:MLM Scam strikes again?</title>
	<author>Khyber</author>
	<datestamp>1268754420000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Informativ</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>"multi level, or network marketing is a legal scheme provided that there is a tangible product or service in the mix,"</p><p>Even if there is a tangible product, it's still a scam. See the Illinois rulings against Scentura Creations.</p><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scentura" title="wikipedia.org">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scentura</a> [wikipedia.org]</p><p>In fact, most MLMs are violating one or more various laws in individual states.</p><p>The way MLMs are operated now is a violation of some state and some federal laws.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>" multi level , or network marketing is a legal scheme provided that there is a tangible product or service in the mix , " Even if there is a tangible product , it 's still a scam .
See the Illinois rulings against Scentura Creations.http : //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scentura [ wikipedia.org ] In fact , most MLMs are violating one or more various laws in individual states.The way MLMs are operated now is a violation of some state and some federal laws .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>"multi level, or network marketing is a legal scheme provided that there is a tangible product or service in the mix,"Even if there is a tangible product, it's still a scam.
See the Illinois rulings against Scentura Creations.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scentura [wikipedia.org]In fact, most MLMs are violating one or more various laws in individual states.The way MLMs are operated now is a violation of some state and some federal laws.</sentencetext>
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	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503206</id>
	<title>Re:MLM Scam strikes again?</title>
	<author>PopeRatzo</author>
	<datestamp>1268744040000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>From the summary:</p><blockquote><div><p>began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales program</p></div></blockquote><p>What more do you need to know?</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>From the summary : began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales programWhat more do you need to know ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>From the summary:began recruiting salespeople who paid a monthly fee to be part of a sales programWhat more do you need to know?
	</sentencetext>
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	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502430</id>
	<title>Linux?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268739300000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Troll</modclass>
	<modscore>-1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Totally gay.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br>I hope all fags die of teh AIDS.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Totally gay .
I hope all fags die of teh AIDS .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Totally gay.
I hope all fags die of teh AIDS.</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31504290</id>
	<title>Re:People never learn</title>
	<author>dcollins</author>
	<datestamp>1268753880000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>"People never seem to learn it. Always falling for scams. I'm not surprised."</p><p>Even if people <i>did</i> learn it, there are new suckers being born every minute. See also: Construction in earthquake/flood areas, regulations on financial industries, international bodies to avoid war, etc.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>" People never seem to learn it .
Always falling for scams .
I 'm not surprised .
" Even if people did learn it , there are new suckers being born every minute .
See also : Construction in earthquake/flood areas , regulations on financial industries , international bodies to avoid war , etc .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>"People never seem to learn it.
Always falling for scams.
I'm not surprised.
"Even if people did learn it, there are new suckers being born every minute.
See also: Construction in earthquake/flood areas, regulations on financial industries, international bodies to avoid war, etc.</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503504</id>
	<title>Re:Don't infer hostility from a lawsuit.</title>
	<author>noidentity</author>
	<datestamp>1268746320000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><blockquote><div><p>Collusive (friendly) lawsuits are a fraudulent way one person can transfer money to another person (himself?), thereby dodging legitimate creditors.</p></div>
</blockquote><p>I thought this was the way it worked in all lawsuits. Someone sues, and money is trasferred to lawyers, regardless of anything else.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>Collusive ( friendly ) lawsuits are a fraudulent way one person can transfer money to another person ( himself ?
) , thereby dodging legitimate creditors .
I thought this was the way it worked in all lawsuits .
Someone sues , and money is trasferred to lawyers , regardless of anything else .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Collusive (friendly) lawsuits are a fraudulent way one person can transfer money to another person (himself?
), thereby dodging legitimate creditors.
I thought this was the way it worked in all lawsuits.
Someone sues, and money is trasferred to lawyers, regardless of anything else.
	</sentencetext>
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	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503008</id>
	<title>Re:The human condition...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268742660000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Your initial assertion is quite correct, but the example you provide is a bit weak, since (a) people who are perceived as being more attractive generally get treated more favourably by others and (b) <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmetics#History" title="wikipedia.org" rel="nofollow">people are known to have been using makeup for the last 5,000+ years</a> [wikipedia.org].</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Your initial assertion is quite correct , but the example you provide is a bit weak , since ( a ) people who are perceived as being more attractive generally get treated more favourably by others and ( b ) people are known to have been using makeup for the last 5,000 + years [ wikipedia.org ] .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Your initial assertion is quite correct, but the example you provide is a bit weak, since (a) people who are perceived as being more attractive generally get treated more favourably by others and (b) people are known to have been using makeup for the last 5,000+ years [wikipedia.org].</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503668</id>
	<title>Re:Don't infer hostility from a lawsuit.</title>
	<author>Purist</author>
	<datestamp>1268748120000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext>Legal check kiting?<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:-)</htmltext>
<tokenext>Legal check kiting ?
: - )</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Legal check kiting?
:-)</sentencetext>
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	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31505822</id>
	<title>Re:MLM is too polite a term</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268819280000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>how does multilevel marketing sound legitimate?  it contains the word 'marketing', which is even worse than 'scam'</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>how does multilevel marketing sound legitimate ?
it contains the word 'marketing ' , which is even worse than 'scam'</tokentext>
<sentencetext>how does multilevel marketing sound legitimate?
it contains the word 'marketing', which is even worse than 'scam'</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503050</id>
	<title>You must help spread the word</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268743020000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>People who fall for these scams don't know any better. I'd like to change that. Please mail me to join my award-winning program: "MLM Schemes Exposed", and help spread the word. Every person you get to join my program will earn you 10\% of their membership fee, and every person <i>they</i> recruit will earn you a further 10\% of the 90\% they pass onto you. Together we can spread the word: MLM schemes are evil and dangerous. Don't get caught in one!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>People who fall for these scams do n't know any better .
I 'd like to change that .
Please mail me to join my award-winning program : " MLM Schemes Exposed " , and help spread the word .
Every person you get to join my program will earn you 10 \ % of their membership fee , and every person they recruit will earn you a further 10 \ % of the 90 \ % they pass onto you .
Together we can spread the word : MLM schemes are evil and dangerous .
Do n't get caught in one !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>People who fall for these scams don't know any better.
I'd like to change that.
Please mail me to join my award-winning program: "MLM Schemes Exposed", and help spread the word.
Every person you get to join my program will earn you 10\% of their membership fee, and every person they recruit will earn you a further 10\% of the 90\% they pass onto you.
Together we can spread the word: MLM schemes are evil and dangerous.
Don't get caught in one!</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502284</id>
	<title>MLM Scam strikes again?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268738460000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>5</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>So, based on no further information than that in the article... can you say Multi-level marketing scam?  I knew you could</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>So , based on no further information than that in the article... can you say Multi-level marketing scam ?
I knew you could</tokentext>
<sentencetext>So, based on no further information than that in the article... can you say Multi-level marketing scam?
I knew you could</sentencetext>
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	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503296</id>
	<title>Re:Piramid scheme anybody?</title>
	<author>tomhudson</author>
	<datestamp>1268744760000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><blockquote><div><p>The (sic) will NOT be my business partner.</p></div>
</blockquote><p>
So you expect to go into partnership with someone without putting in any equity? If you don't put something in, you're not a partner -you're an employee.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>The ( sic ) will NOT be my business partner .
So you expect to go into partnership with someone without putting in any equity ?
If you do n't put something in , you 're not a partner -you 're an employee .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>The (sic) will NOT be my business partner.
So you expect to go into partnership with someone without putting in any equity?
If you don't put something in, you're not a partner -you're an employee.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502908</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31503546</id>
	<title>Re:People never learn</title>
	<author>shutdown -p now</author>
	<datestamp>1268746860000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Bah. Next thing you'll say is that lotteries are a waste of money, and horoscopes aren't real.</p><p>Bet you don't visit church on Sundays, either.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Bah .
Next thing you 'll say is that lotteries are a waste of money , and horoscopes are n't real.Bet you do n't visit church on Sundays , either .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Bah.
Next thing you'll say is that lotteries are a waste of money, and horoscopes aren't real.Bet you don't visit church on Sundays, either.</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502298</id>
	<title>Slut and a whore</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268738460000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Troll</modclass>
	<modscore>-1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Warning: this troll is illegal, do not read it</p><p>It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality', which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to paedophilia.</p><p>What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:</p><ul><li> <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/billgates/" title="microsoft.com" rel="nofollow">Linus Torvalds</a> [microsoft.com] is an anagram of <b>slit anus or VD 'L,'</b> clearly referring to himself by the first initial.</li><li> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20060212034956/http://www.geocities.com/stallmanus/" title="archive.org" rel="nofollow">Richard M. Stallman</a> [archive.org], spokespervert for the <b>G</b>aysex's <b>N</b>ot <b>U</b>nusual 'movement' is an anagram of <b>mans cram thrill ad.</b> </li><li> <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/" title="microsoft.com" rel="nofollow">Alan Cox</a> [microsoft.com] is <i>barely</i> an anagram of <b>anal cox</b> which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.</li></ul><p>I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] propaganda diatribe <i>The Cathedral and the Bizarre,</i> is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. <i>Update:</i> Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for <b>secondary rim</b> and <b>cord in my arse.</b> It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.</p><p> <i>Update the Second:</i> It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/exchange/" title="microsoft.com" rel="nofollow">Fetchmail</a> [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'</p><p>As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was <a href="http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2000/05/26/free\_love/index.html" title="salon.com" rel="nofollow">actually quoted</a> [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.</p><p>And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming <a href="http://www.comp-u-geek.net/" title="comp-u-geek.net" rel="nofollow">homo</a> [comp-u-geek.net] <a href="http://vagina.rotten.com/fecaljapan/" title="rotten.com" rel="nofollow">slut</a> [rotten.com]!</p><p>Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] perversion of <a href="http://slashdot.org/features/99/07/22/173256.shtml" title="slashdot.org" rel="nofollow">corrupting the innocence of young children</a> [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:</p><p>'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'</p><p>Is this why you were touching your <a href="http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/" title="rotten.com" rel="nofollow">penis</a> [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?</p><p>We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' <i>Is there any more doubt?</i> For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering together their postings and publishing them en masse to further his twisted and manipulative journalistic agenda.</p><p>Sick, disgusting antichristian perverts, the lot of them.</p><p>In addition, many of the Linux distributions (a 'distribution' is the most common way to spread the faggots' wares) are run by faggot groups. The <a href="http://www.redhat.com/" title="redhat.com" rel="nofollow">Slackware</a> [redhat.com] distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes. Furthermore, Slackware is a close anagram of <b>claw arse</b>, a reference to the <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] practise of anal fisting. The <a href="http://www.slackware.com/" title="slackware.com" rel="nofollow">Mandrake</a> [slackware.com] product is run by a group of French faggot satanists, and is named after the faggot nickname for the vibrator. It was also chosen because it is an anagram for <b>dark amen</b> and <b>ram naked,</b> which is what they do.</p><p>Another 'distro,' (abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like 'Disco,' which is where <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexuals</a> [goatse.fr] preyed on young boys in the 1970s), is <a href="http://www.mandrake.com/" title="mandrake.com" rel="nofollow">Debian,</a> [mandrake.com] an anagram of <b>in a bed,</b> which could be considered innocent enough (after all, a bed is both where we sleep and pray), until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe their foul wares. 'Woody' is obvious enough, being a term for the erect male <a href="http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/" title="rotten.com" rel="nofollow">penis</a> [rotten.com], glistening with pre-cum. But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato' that they use. This filthy term, again found in the secret <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] 'Sauce Code,' refers to the solo <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] practice of defecating into a clear polythene bag, shaping the turd into a crude approximation of the male phallus, then leaving it in the freezer overnight until it becomes solid. The practitioner then proceeds to push the frozen 'potato' up his own rectum, squeezing it in and out until his tight young balls erupt in a screaming orgasm.</p><p>And <a href="http://www.debian.org/" title="debian.org" rel="nofollow">Red Hat</a> [debian.org] is secret <a href="http://www.comp-u-geek.net/" title="comp-u-geek.net" rel="nofollow">homo</a> [comp-u-geek.net] slang for the tip of a <a href="http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/" title="rotten.com" rel="nofollow">penis</a> [rotten.com] that is soaked in blood from a freshly violated underage ringpiece.</p><p>The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry! For example, the 'supermount' tool was devised to allow deeper penetration, which is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland. 'Automount' is used, on the other hand, because Linux users are all fat and gay, and need to <a href="http://www.comp-u-geek.net/" title="comp-u-geek.net" rel="nofollow">mount each other</a> [comp-u-geek.net] automatically.</p><p>The depths of their depravity can be seen in their use of 'mount points.' These are, plainly speaking, the different points of penetration. The main one is obviously<tt>/anus</tt>, but there are others. Militant fags even say 'there is no<tt>/opt</tt> mount point' because for these dirty perverts faggotry is not optional but a way of life.</p><p>More evidence is in the fact that Linux users say how much they love <tt>`man`</tt>, even going so far as to say that all new Linux users (who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda) should try out <tt>`man`</tt>. In no other system do users boast of their frequent recourse to a man.</p><p>Other areas of the system also show Linux's inherent <i>gayness</i>. For example, people are often told of the 'FAQ,' but how many innocent heterosexual <a href="http://www.amiga.com/" title="amiga.com" rel="nofollow">Windows</a> [amiga.com] users know what this actually means. The answer is shocking: <i>Faggot Anal Quest:</i> the voyage of discovery for newly converted fags!</p><p>Even the title '<a href="http://www.geekizoid.com/" title="geekizoid.com" rel="nofollow">Slashdot</a> [geekizoid.com]' originally referred to a <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] practice. <a href="http://www.kuro5hin.org/" title="kuro5hin.org" rel="nofollow">Slashdot</a> [kuro5hin.org] of course refers to the popular gay practice of blood-letting. The Slashbots, of course are those super-zealous <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexuals</a> [goatse.fr] who take this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as seen on the site most popular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan, <a href="http://www.eff.org/" title="eff.org" rel="nofollow">http://www.eff.org/</a> [eff.org].</p><p>The editors of <a href="http://www.slashduh.org/" title="slashduh.org" rel="nofollow">Slashdot</a> [slashduh.org] also have <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] names: 'Hemos' is obvious in itself, being one vowel away from 'Homos.' But even more sickening is 'Commander Taco' which sounds a bit like 'Commode in Taco,' filthy gay slang for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are caked with <a href="http://pboy.com/shteatrfrk/images01/" title="pboy.com" rel="nofollow">excrement</a> [pboy.com]. (The best form of lubrication, they insist.) Sometimes, these 'Taco Commodes' have special 'Salsa Sauce' (blood from a ruptured rectum) and 'Cheese' (rancid flakes of <a href="http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/" title="rotten.com" rel="nofollow">penis</a> [rotten.com] discharge) toppings. And to make it even worse, <a href="http://notslashdot.org/" title="notslashdot.org" rel="nofollow">Slashdot</a> [notslashdot.org] runs on <i>Apache!</i> </p><p>The <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/iis/" title="microsoft.com" rel="nofollow">Apache</a> [microsoft.com] server, whose use among fags is as prevalent as AIDS, is named after <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] activity -- as everyone knows, popular faggot band, the Village People, featured an Apache Indian, and it is for him that this gay program is named.</p><p>And that's not forgetting the use of patches in the Linux fag world -- patches are used to make the anus accessible for repeated anal sex even after its rupture by a session of fisting.</p><p>To summarise: Linux is gay. 'Slash -- Dot' is the graphical description of the space between a young boy's scrotum and anus. And <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/" title="apple.com" rel="nofollow">BeOS</a> [apple.com] is for hermaphrodites and disabled 'stumpers.'</p><p> <b>FEEDBACK</b> </p><blockquote><div><p> <i>What worries me is how much you know about what gay people do. I'm scared I actually read this whole thing. I think this post is a good example of the negative effects of Internet usage on people. This person obviously has no social life anymore and had to result to writing something as stupid as this. And actually take the time to do it too. Although... I think it was satire.. blah.. it's early.</i> -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>Well, the only reason I know all about this is because I had the misfortune to read the Linux 'Sauce code' once. Although publicised as the computer code needed to get Linux up and running on a computer (and haven't you always been worried about the phrase 'Monolithic Kernel'?), this foul document is actually a detailed and graphic description of every conceivable degrading perversion known to the human race, as well as a few of the major animal species. It has shocked and disturbed me, to the point of needing to shock and disturb the common man to <i>warn</i> them of the impending <a href="http://www.comp-u-geek.net/" title="comp-u-geek.net" rel="nofollow">homo</a> [comp-u-geek.net]-calypse which threatens to engulf our planet.</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>You must work for the government. Trying to post the most obscene stuff in hopes that slashdot won't be able to continue or something, due to legal woes. If i ever see your ugly face, i'm going to stick my fireplace poker up your ass, after it's nice and hot, to weld shut that nasty gaping hole of yours.</i> -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>Doesn't it give you a hard-on to imagine your thick strong poker ramming it's way up my most sacred of sphincters? You're beyond help, my friend, as the only thing you can imagine is the foul penetrative violation of another man. Are you sure you're not Eric Raymond? The government, being populated by limp-wristed liberals, could never stem the sickening tide of <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] child molesting Linux advocacy. Hell, they've given NAMBLA free reign for years!</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>you really should post this logged in. i wish i could remember jebus's password, cuz i'd give it to you.</i> -- <a href="http://slashdot.org/users.pl?nick=mighty\%20jebus" title="slashdot.org" rel="nofollow">mighty jebus</a> [slashdot.org], Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>Thank you for your kind words of support. However, this document shall only ever be posted anonymously. This is because the 'Open Sauce' movement is a sham, proposing homoerotic cults of hero worshipping in the name of freedom. I speak for the common man. For any man who prefers the warm, enveloping velvet folds of a woman's <a href="http://www.happy.bodysnatchers.co.uk/deadcunt/" title="bodysnatchers.co.uk" rel="nofollow">vagina</a> [bodysnatchers.co.uk] to the tight puckered ringpiece of a child. These men, being common, decent folk, don't have a say in the political hypocrisy that is Slashdot culture. I am the <a href="http://www.hitler.org/" title="hitler.org" rel="nofollow">unknown liberator</a> [hitler.org].</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>ROLF LAMO i hate linux FAGGOTS</i> -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>We shouldn't hate them, we should pity them for the misguided fools they are... Fanatical Linux zeal-outs need to be herded into camps for re-education and subsequent rehabilitation into normal heterosexual society. This re-education shall be achieved by forcing them to watch repeats of <i>Baywatch</i> until the very mention of <a href="http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/vertical.html" title="rotten.com" rel="nofollow">Pamela Anderson</a> [rotten.com] causes them to fill their pants with healthy heterosexual <a href="http://www.zillabunny.com/express/" title="zillabunny.com" rel="nofollow">jism</a> [zillabunny.com].</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>Actually, that's not at all how scrotal inflation works. I understand it involves injecting sterile saline solution into the scrotum. I've never tried this, but you can read how to do it safely in case you're interested. (Before you moderate this down, ask yourself honestly -- who are the real crazies -- people who do scrotal inflation, or people who pay $1000+ for a game console?)</i> -- <a href="http://slashdot.org/users.pl?nick=double\_h" title="slashdot.org" rel="nofollow">double\_h</a> [slashdot.org], Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>Well, it just goes to show that even the holy Linux 'sauce code' is riddled with bugs that need fixing. (The irony of Jon Katz not even being able to inflate his scrotum correctly has not been lost on me.) The Linux pervert elite already acknowledge this, with their queer slogan: 'Given enough arms, all rectums are shallow.' And anyway, the <a href="http://www.xbox.com/" title="xbox.com" rel="nofollow">PS2</a> [xbox.com] sucks major cock and isn't worth the money. Intellivision forever!</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>dude did u used to post on msnbc's nt bulletin board now that u are doing anti-gay posts u also need to start in with anti-black stuff too c u in church</i> -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>For one thing, whilst Linux is a cavalcade of queer propaganda masquerading as the future of computing, <a href="http://www.linux.com/" title="linux.com" rel="nofollow">NT</a> [linux.com] is used by people who think nothing better of encasing their genitals in quick setting plaster then going to see a really dirty porno film, enjoying the restriction enforced onto them. Remember, a wasted arousal is a <i>sin</i> in the eyes of the <a href="http://www.atheism.org/" title="atheism.org" rel="nofollow">Catholic church</a> [atheism.org]. Clearly, the only god-fearing Christian operating system in existence is CP/M -- The Christian Program Monitor. All computer users should immediately ask their local pastor to install this fine OS onto their systems. It is the only route to salvation.</p><p>Secondly, this message is for <i>every</i> man. Computers know no colour. Not only that, but one of the finest websites in the world is maintained by <i> <a href="http://www.stileproject.com/" title="stileproject.com" rel="nofollow">a Black Man</a> [stileproject.com] </i>. Now fuck off you racist donkey felcher.</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>And don't forget that slashdot was written in Perl, which is just too close to 'Pearl Necklace' for comfort.... oh wait; that's something all you heterosexuals do.... I can't help but wonder how much faster the trolls could do First-Posts on this site if it were redone in PHP... I could hand-type dynamic HTML pages faster than Perl can do them.</i> -- <a href="http://slashdot.org/users.pl?nick=phee" title="slashdot.org" rel="nofollow">phee</a> [slashdot.org], Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>Although there is nothing unholy about the fine heterosexual act of ejaculating between a woman's breasts, squirting one's load up towards her neck and chin area, it should be noted that <a href="http://www.python.org/" title="python.org" rel="nofollow">Perl</a> [python.org] (standing for <b>P</b>ansies <b>E</b>ntering <b>R</b>ectums <b>L</b>ocally) is also close to 'Pearl Monocle,' 'Pearl Nosering,' and the ubiquitous 'Pearl Enema.'</p><p>One scary thing about <a href="http://java.sun.com/" title="sun.com" rel="nofollow">Perl</a> [sun.com] is that it contains hidden <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] messages. Take the following code: <tt>LWP::Simple</tt> -- It looks innocuous enough, doesn't it? But look at the line closely: <i>There are two colons next to each other!</i> As Larry 'Balls to the' Wall would openly admit in the Perl Documentation, Perl was designed from the ground up to indoctrinate it's programmers into performing unnatural sexual acts -- having two colons so closely together is clearly a reference to the perverse sickening act of 'colon kissing,' whereby two <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] queers spread their buttocks wide, pressing their filthy torn sphincters together. They then share small round objects like marbles or golfballs by passing them from one rectum to another using muscle contraction alone. This is also referred to in programming 'circles' as 'Parameter Passing.'</p><p>And <a href="http://www.perl.org/" title="perl.org" rel="nofollow">PHP</a> [perl.org] stands for <b>P</b>erverted <b>H</b>omosexual <b>P</b>enetration. Didn't you know?</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>Thank you for your valuable input on this. I am sure you will be never forgotten. BTW: Did I mention that this could be useful in terraforming Mars? Mars rulaa.</i> -- <a href="http://slashdot.org/users.pl?nick=Eimernase" title="slashdot.org" rel="nofollow">Eimernase</a> [slashdot.org], Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>Well, I don't know about terraforming Mars, but I <i>do</i> know that <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] Linux Advocates have been probing Uranus for years.</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>That's inspiring. Keep up the good work, AC. May God in his wisdom grant you the strength to bring the plain honest truth to this community, and make it pure again. Yours, Cerberus.</i> -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p> <i>*sniff*</i> That brings a tear to my eye. Thank you once more for your kind support. I have taken faith in the knowledge that I am doing the <a href="http://www.atheism.org/" title="atheism.org" rel="nofollow">Good Lord</a> [atheism.org]'s work, but it is encouraging to know that I am helping out the common man here.</p><p>However, I should be cautious about revealing your name 'Cerberus' on such a filthy den of depravity as Slashdot. It is a well known fact that the 'Kerberos' documentation from Microsoft is a detailed manual describing, in intimate, exacting detail, how to sexually penetrate a variety of unwilling canine animals; be they domesticated, wild, or mythical. Slashdot posters have taken great pleasure in illegally spreading this documentation far and wide, treating it as an 'extension' to the Linux 'Sauce Code,' for the sake of 'interoperability.' (The slang term they use for nonconsensual intercourse -- their favourite kind.)</p><p>In fact, sick twisted Linux deviants are known to have LAN parties, (<b>L</b>ove of <b>A</b>nal <b>N</b>aughtiness, needless to say.), wherein they entice a stray dog, known as the 'Samba Mount,' into their homes. Up to four of these filth-sodden blasphemers against nature take turns to plunge their erect, throbbing, uncircumcised members, conkers-deep, into the rectum, mouth, and other fleshy orifices of the poor animal. Eventually, the 'Samba Mount' collapses due to 'overload,' and needs to be 'rebooted.' (<i>i.e.,</i> kicked out into the street, and left to fend for itself.) Many Linux users boast about their 'uptime' in such situations.</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>Inspiring stuff! If only all trolls were this quality!</i> -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>If only indeed. You can help our brave cause by moderating this message up as often as possible. I recommend '+1, Underrated,' as that will protect your precious Karma in <a href="http://slashdot.org/metamod.pl" title="slashdot.org" rel="nofollow">Metamoderation</a> [slashdot.org]. Only then can we break through the glass ceiling of Homosexual Slashdot Culture. Is it any wonder that the new version of Slashcode has been christened 'Bender'???</p><p>If we can get just one of these postings up to at least '+1,' then it will be archived <i>forever!</i> Others will learn of our struggle, and join with us in our battle for freedom!</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>It's pathetic you've spent so much time writing this.</i> -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>I am compelled to document the foulness and <a href="http://www.catholic.net/" title="catholic.net" rel="nofollow">carnal depravity</a> [catholic.net] that is Linux, in order that we may prepare ourselves for the great holy war that is to follow. It is my solemn duty to peel back the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>As with any great open-source project, you need someone asking this question, so I'll do it. When the hell is version 2.0 going to be ready?!?!</i> -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>I could make an arrogant, childish comment along the lines of 'Every time someone asks for 2.0, I won't release it for another 24 hours,' but the truth of the matter is that I'm quite nervous of releasing a 'number two,' as I can guarantee some filthy shit-slurping Linux pervert would want to suck it straight out of my anus before I've even had chance to wipe.</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>I desperately want to suck your monolithic kernel, you sexy hunk, you.</i> -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>I sincerely hope you're <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20050301194841/http://www.geocities.com/signal\_sig/petri.html" title="archive.org" rel="nofollow">Natalie Portman</a> [archive.org].</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>Dude, nothing on slashdot larger than 3 paragraphs is worth reading. Try to distill the message, whatever it was, and maybe I'll read it. As it is, I have to much open source software to write to waste even 10 seconds of precious time. 10 seconds is all its gonna take M$ to whoop Linux's ass. Vigilence is the price of Free (as in libre -- from the fine, frou frou French language) Software. Hack on fellow geeks, and remember: Friday is Bouillabaisse day except for heathens who do not believe that Jesus died for their sins. Those godless, oil drench, bearded sexist clowns can pull grits from their pantaloons (another fine, fine French word) and eat that. Anyway, try to keep your message focused and concise. For concision is the soul of derision. Way.</i> -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>What the <i>fuck?</i> </p><blockquote><div><p> <i>I've read your gay conspiracy post version 1.3.0 and I must say I'm impressed. In particular, I appreciate how you have managed to squeeze in a healthy dose of the latent homosexuality you gay-bashing <a href="http://www.comp-u-geek.net/" title="comp-u-geek.net" rel="nofollow">homos</a> [comp-u-geek.net] tend to be full of. Thank you again.</i> -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>Well bugger me!</p><blockquote><div><p> <i>ooooh honey. how insecure are you!!! wann a little massage from deare bruci. love you</i> -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot</p></div></blockquote><p>Fuck <i>right</i> off!</p><p>IMPORTANT: This message needs to be heard (Not <a href="http://www.linux.org/" title="linux.org" rel="nofollow">HURD</a> [linux.org], which is an acronym for '<b>H</b>uge <b>U</b>nclean <b>R</b>ectal <b>D</b>ilator') across the whole community, so it has been released into the <a href="http://www.icopyright.com/" title="icopyright.com" rel="nofollow">Public Domain</a> [icopyright.com]. You know, that licence that we all had before those homoerotic crypto-fascists came out with the <a href="http://www.publicsource.apple.com/apsl/" title="apple.com" rel="nofollow">GPL</a> [apple.com] (<b>G</b>ay <b>P</b>enetration <b>L</b>icense) that is no more than an excuse to see who's got the biggest <a href="http://vagina.rotten.com/fecaljapan/" title="rotten.com" rel="nofollow">feces-encrusted</a> [rotten.com] cock. I would have put this up on <a href="http://www.adultmember.com/freshmeat/" title="adultmember.com" rel="nofollow">Freshmeat</a> [adultmember.com], but that name is <i>known</i> to be a euphemism for the tight rump of a young boy.</p><p>Come to think of it, the whole concept of 'Source Control' unnerves me, because it sounds a bit like 'Sauce Control,' which is a description of the <a href="http://goatse.fr/" title="goatse.fr" rel="nofollow">homosexual</a> [goatse.fr] practice of holding the base of the cock shaft tightly upon the point of ejaculation, thus causing a build up of semenal fluid that is only released upon entry into an incision made into the base of the receiver's scrotum. And 'Open Sauce' is the act of ejaculating into another mans face or perhaps a biscuit to be shared later. Obviously, 'Closed Sauce' is the only Christian thing to do, as evidenced by the fact that it is what Cathedrals are all about.</p><p> <b>Contributors:</b> (although not to the eternal game of 'soggy biscuit' that open 'sauce' development has become) Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, phee, Anonymous Coward, mighty jebus, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, double\_h, Anonymous Coward, Eimernase, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward. Further contributions are welcome.</p><p> <b>Current changes:</b> This version sent to <a href="http://slashdot.org/~Free\%20WIPO/" title="slashdot.org" rel="nofollow"> <em>FreeWIPO</em> </a> [slashdot.org] by 'Bring BackATV' as plain text. Reformatted everything, added all links back in (that we could match from the previous version), many new ones (Slashbot bait links). Even more spelling fixed. Who wrote this thing, CmdrTaco himself?</p><p> <b>Previous changes:</b> Yet more changes added. Spelling fixed. Feedback added. Explanation of 'distro' system. 'Mount Point' syntax described. More filth regarding <tt>`man`</tt> and Slashdot. Yet more fucking spelling fixed. 'Fetchmail' uncovered further. More Slashbot baiting. Apache exposed. Distribution licence at foot of document.</p><p> <b>ANUX -- A full Linux distribution... <i>Up your ass!</i> </b> </p></div>
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<tokenext>Warning : this troll is illegal , do not read itIt has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality ' , which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to paedophilia.What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux 's most outspoken advocates : Linus Torvalds [ microsoft.com ] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L, ' clearly referring to himself by the first initial .
Richard M. Stallman [ archive.org ] , spokespervert for the Gaysex 's Not Unusual 'movement ' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad .
Alan Cox [ microsoft.com ] is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.I 'm sure that Eric S. Raymond , composer of the satanic homosexual [ goatse.fr ] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre , is probably an anagram of something queer , but we do n't need to look that far as we know he 's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy 's rectum .
Update : Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse .
It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer .
Update the Second : It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [ microsoft.com ] , which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male ' -- a disgusting practise .
For those not in the know , 'felching ' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other 's rectum .
In fact , it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail , turning it into 'e-male .
'As far as Richard 'Master ' Stallman goes , that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [ salon.com ] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following : 'I 've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance, ' he says .
'It 's about being able to question conventional wisdom, ' he asserts .
'I believe in love , but not monogamy, ' he says plainly.And this is n't a made up troll bullshit either !
He actually stated this tripe , which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he 's a flaming homo [ comp-u-geek.net ] slut [ rotten.com ] ! Speaking about 'flaming, ' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot 's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz .
Although an obvious deviant anagram can not be found from his name , he has already confessed , nay boasted of the homosexual [ goatse.fr ] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [ slashdot.org ] .
To quote from the article linked : 'I 've got a rare kidney disease, ' I told her .
'I have to go to the bathroom a lot .
You can come with me if you want , but it takes a while .
Is that okay with you ?
Do you want a note from my doctor ?
'Is this why you were touching your penis [ rotten.com ] in the cinema , Jon ?
And letting the other boys touch it too ? We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot 's resident Gasbag .
' Is there any more doubt ?
For those fortunate few who are n't aware of the list of homosexual [ goatse.fr ] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code, ' a 'Gasbag ' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra ( or to use the common parlance , 'piss-pipe ' ) , then his homosexual [ goatse.fr ] lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum .
This is , of course , when he 's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering together their postings and publishing them en masse to further his twisted and manipulative journalistic agenda.Sick , disgusting antichristian perverts , the lot of them.In addition , many of the Linux distributions ( a 'distribution ' is the most common way to spread the faggots ' wares ) are run by faggot groups .
The Slackware [ redhat.com ] distro is named after the 'Slack-wear ' fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes .
Furthermore , Slackware is a close anagram of claw arse , a reference to the homosexual [ goatse.fr ] practise of anal fisting .
The Mandrake [ slackware.com ] product is run by a group of French faggot satanists , and is named after the faggot nickname for the vibrator .
It was also chosen because it is an anagram for dark amen and ram naked , which is what they do.Another 'distro, ' ( abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like 'Disco, ' which is where homosexuals [ goatse.fr ] preyed on young boys in the 1970s ) , is Debian , [ mandrake.com ] an anagram of in a bed , which could be considered innocent enough ( after all , a bed is both where we sleep and pray ) , until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe their foul wares .
'Woody ' is obvious enough , being a term for the erect male penis [ rotten.com ] , glistening with pre-cum .
But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato ' that they use .
This filthy term , again found in the secret homosexual [ goatse.fr ] 'Sauce Code, ' refers to the solo homosexual [ goatse.fr ] practice of defecating into a clear polythene bag , shaping the turd into a crude approximation of the male phallus , then leaving it in the freezer overnight until it becomes solid .
The practitioner then proceeds to push the frozen 'potato ' up his own rectum , squeezing it in and out until his tight young balls erupt in a screaming orgasm.And Red Hat [ debian.org ] is secret homo [ comp-u-geek.net ] slang for the tip of a penis [ rotten.com ] that is soaked in blood from a freshly violated underage ringpiece.The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry !
For example , the 'supermount ' tool was devised to allow deeper penetration , which is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland .
'Automount ' is used , on the other hand , because Linux users are all fat and gay , and need to mount each other [ comp-u-geek.net ] automatically.The depths of their depravity can be seen in their use of 'mount points .
' These are , plainly speaking , the different points of penetration .
The main one is obviously/anus , but there are others .
Militant fags even say 'there is no/opt mount point ' because for these dirty perverts faggotry is not optional but a way of life.More evidence is in the fact that Linux users say how much they love ` man ` , even going so far as to say that all new Linux users ( who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda ) should try out ` man ` .
In no other system do users boast of their frequent recourse to a man.Other areas of the system also show Linux 's inherent gayness .
For example , people are often told of the 'FAQ, ' but how many innocent heterosexual Windows [ amiga.com ] users know what this actually means .
The answer is shocking : Faggot Anal Quest : the voyage of discovery for newly converted fags ! Even the title 'Slashdot [ geekizoid.com ] ' originally referred to a homosexual [ goatse.fr ] practice .
Slashdot [ kuro5hin.org ] of course refers to the popular gay practice of blood-letting .
The Slashbots , of course are those super-zealous homosexuals [ goatse.fr ] who take this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses , as seen on the site most popular with Slashdot users , the depraved work of Satan , http : //www.eff.org/ [ eff.org ] .The editors of Slashdot [ slashduh.org ] also have homosexual [ goatse.fr ] names : 'Hemos ' is obvious in itself , being one vowel away from 'Homos .
' But even more sickening is 'Commander Taco ' which sounds a bit like 'Commode in Taco, ' filthy gay slang for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are caked with excrement [ pboy.com ] .
( The best form of lubrication , they insist .
) Sometimes , these 'Taco Commodes ' have special 'Salsa Sauce ' ( blood from a ruptured rectum ) and 'Cheese ' ( rancid flakes of penis [ rotten.com ] discharge ) toppings .
And to make it even worse , Slashdot [ notslashdot.org ] runs on Apache !
The Apache [ microsoft.com ] server , whose use among fags is as prevalent as AIDS , is named after homosexual [ goatse.fr ] activity -- as everyone knows , popular faggot band , the Village People , featured an Apache Indian , and it is for him that this gay program is named.And that 's not forgetting the use of patches in the Linux fag world -- patches are used to make the anus accessible for repeated anal sex even after its rupture by a session of fisting.To summarise : Linux is gay .
'Slash -- Dot ' is the graphical description of the space between a young boy 's scrotum and anus .
And BeOS [ apple.com ] is for hermaphrodites and disabled 'stumpers .
' FEEDBACK What worries me is how much you know about what gay people do .
I 'm scared I actually read this whole thing .
I think this post is a good example of the negative effects of Internet usage on people .
This person obviously has no social life anymore and had to result to writing something as stupid as this .
And actually take the time to do it too .
Although... I think it was satire.. blah.. it 's early .
-- Anonymous Coward , SlashdotWell , the only reason I know all about this is because I had the misfortune to read the Linux 'Sauce code ' once .
Although publicised as the computer code needed to get Linux up and running on a computer ( and have n't you always been worried about the phrase 'Monolithic Kernel ' ?
) , this foul document is actually a detailed and graphic description of every conceivable degrading perversion known to the human race , as well as a few of the major animal species .
It has shocked and disturbed me , to the point of needing to shock and disturb the common man to warn them of the impending homo [ comp-u-geek.net ] -calypse which threatens to engulf our planet .
You must work for the government .
Trying to post the most obscene stuff in hopes that slashdot wo n't be able to continue or something , due to legal woes .
If i ever see your ugly face , i 'm going to stick my fireplace poker up your ass , after it 's nice and hot , to weld shut that nasty gaping hole of yours .
-- Anonymous Coward , SlashdotDoes n't it give you a hard-on to imagine your thick strong poker ramming it 's way up my most sacred of sphincters ?
You 're beyond help , my friend , as the only thing you can imagine is the foul penetrative violation of another man .
Are you sure you 're not Eric Raymond ?
The government , being populated by limp-wristed liberals , could never stem the sickening tide of homosexual [ goatse.fr ] child molesting Linux advocacy .
Hell , they 've given NAMBLA free reign for years !
you really should post this logged in .
i wish i could remember jebus 's password , cuz i 'd give it to you .
-- mighty jebus [ slashdot.org ] , SlashdotThank you for your kind words of support .
However , this document shall only ever be posted anonymously .
This is because the 'Open Sauce ' movement is a sham , proposing homoerotic cults of hero worshipping in the name of freedom .
I speak for the common man .
For any man who prefers the warm , enveloping velvet folds of a woman 's vagina [ bodysnatchers.co.uk ] to the tight puckered ringpiece of a child .
These men , being common , decent folk , do n't have a say in the political hypocrisy that is Slashdot culture .
I am the unknown liberator [ hitler.org ] .
ROLF LAMO i hate linux FAGGOTS -- Anonymous Coward , SlashdotWe should n't hate them , we should pity them for the misguided fools they are... Fanatical Linux zeal-outs need to be herded into camps for re-education and subsequent rehabilitation into normal heterosexual society .
This re-education shall be achieved by forcing them to watch repeats of Baywatch until the very mention of Pamela Anderson [ rotten.com ] causes them to fill their pants with healthy heterosexual jism [ zillabunny.com ] .
Actually , that 's not at all how scrotal inflation works .
I understand it involves injecting sterile saline solution into the scrotum .
I 've never tried this , but you can read how to do it safely in case you 're interested .
( Before you moderate this down , ask yourself honestly -- who are the real crazies -- people who do scrotal inflation , or people who pay $ 1000 + for a game console ?
) -- double \ _h [ slashdot.org ] , SlashdotWell , it just goes to show that even the holy Linux 'sauce code ' is riddled with bugs that need fixing .
( The irony of Jon Katz not even being able to inflate his scrotum correctly has not been lost on me .
) The Linux pervert elite already acknowledge this , with their queer slogan : 'Given enough arms , all rectums are shallow .
' And anyway , the PS2 [ xbox.com ] sucks major cock and is n't worth the money .
Intellivision forever !
dude did u used to post on msnbc 's nt bulletin board now that u are doing anti-gay posts u also need to start in with anti-black stuff too c u in church -- Anonymous Coward , SlashdotFor one thing , whilst Linux is a cavalcade of queer propaganda masquerading as the future of computing , NT [ linux.com ] is used by people who think nothing better of encasing their genitals in quick setting plaster then going to see a really dirty porno film , enjoying the restriction enforced onto them .
Remember , a wasted arousal is a sin in the eyes of the Catholic church [ atheism.org ] .
Clearly , the only god-fearing Christian operating system in existence is CP/M -- The Christian Program Monitor .
All computer users should immediately ask their local pastor to install this fine OS onto their systems .
It is the only route to salvation.Secondly , this message is for every man .
Computers know no colour .
Not only that , but one of the finest websites in the world is maintained by a Black Man [ stileproject.com ] .
Now fuck off you racist donkey felcher .
And do n't forget that slashdot was written in Perl , which is just too close to 'Pearl Necklace ' for comfort.... oh wait ; that 's something all you heterosexuals do.... I ca n't help but wonder how much faster the trolls could do First-Posts on this site if it were redone in PHP... I could hand-type dynamic HTML pages faster than Perl can do them .
-- phee [ slashdot.org ] , SlashdotAlthough there is nothing unholy about the fine heterosexual act of ejaculating between a woman 's breasts , squirting one 's load up towards her neck and chin area , it should be noted that Perl [ python.org ] ( standing for Pansies Entering Rectums Locally ) is also close to 'Pearl Monocle, ' 'Pearl Nosering, ' and the ubiquitous 'Pearl Enema .
'One scary thing about Perl [ sun.com ] is that it contains hidden homosexual [ goatse.fr ] messages .
Take the following code : LWP : : Simple -- It looks innocuous enough , does n't it ?
But look at the line closely : There are two colons next to each other !
As Larry 'Balls to the ' Wall would openly admit in the Perl Documentation , Perl was designed from the ground up to indoctrinate it 's programmers into performing unnatural sexual acts -- having two colons so closely together is clearly a reference to the perverse sickening act of 'colon kissing, ' whereby two homosexual [ goatse.fr ] queers spread their buttocks wide , pressing their filthy torn sphincters together .
They then share small round objects like marbles or golfballs by passing them from one rectum to another using muscle contraction alone .
This is also referred to in programming 'circles ' as 'Parameter Passing .
'And PHP [ perl.org ] stands for Perverted Homosexual Penetration .
Did n't you know ?
Thank you for your valuable input on this .
I am sure you will be never forgotten .
BTW : Did I mention that this could be useful in terraforming Mars ?
Mars rulaa .
-- Eimernase [ slashdot.org ] , SlashdotWell , I do n't know about terraforming Mars , but I do know that homosexual [ goatse.fr ] Linux Advocates have been probing Uranus for years .
That 's inspiring .
Keep up the good work , AC .
May God in his wisdom grant you the strength to bring the plain honest truth to this community , and make it pure again .
Yours , Cerberus .
-- Anonymous Coward , Slashdot * sniff * That brings a tear to my eye .
Thank you once more for your kind support .
I have taken faith in the knowledge that I am doing the Good Lord [ atheism.org ] 's work , but it is encouraging to know that I am helping out the common man here.However , I should be cautious about revealing your name 'Cerberus ' on such a filthy den of depravity as Slashdot .
It is a well known fact that the 'Kerberos ' documentation from Microsoft is a detailed manual describing , in intimate , exacting detail , how to sexually penetrate a variety of unwilling canine animals ; be they domesticated , wild , or mythical .
Slashdot posters have taken great pleasure in illegally spreading this documentation far and wide , treating it as an 'extension ' to the Linux 'Sauce Code, ' for the sake of 'interoperability .
' ( The slang term they use for nonconsensual intercourse -- their favourite kind .
) In fact , sick twisted Linux deviants are known to have LAN parties , ( Love of Anal Naughtiness , needless to say .
) , wherein they entice a stray dog , known as the 'Samba Mount, ' into their homes .
Up to four of these filth-sodden blasphemers against nature take turns to plunge their erect , throbbing , uncircumcised members , conkers-deep , into the rectum , mouth , and other fleshy orifices of the poor animal .
Eventually , the 'Samba Mount ' collapses due to 'overload, ' and needs to be 'rebooted .
' ( i.e. , kicked out into the street , and left to fend for itself .
) Many Linux users boast about their 'uptime ' in such situations .
Inspiring stuff !
If only all trolls were this quality !
-- Anonymous Coward , SlashdotIf only indeed .
You can help our brave cause by moderating this message up as often as possible .
I recommend ' + 1 , Underrated, ' as that will protect your precious Karma in Metamoderation [ slashdot.org ] .
Only then can we break through the glass ceiling of Homosexual Slashdot Culture .
Is it any wonder that the new version of Slashcode has been christened 'Bender ' ? ?
? If we can get just one of these postings up to at least ' + 1, ' then it will be archived forever !
Others will learn of our struggle , and join with us in our battle for freedom !
It 's pathetic you 've spent so much time writing this .
-- Anonymous Coward , SlashdotI am compelled to document the foulness and carnal depravity [ catholic.net ] that is Linux , in order that we may prepare ourselves for the great holy war that is to follow .
It is my solemn duty to peel back the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire brush of enlightenment .
As with any great open-source project , you need someone asking this question , so I 'll do it .
When the hell is version 2.0 going to be ready ? ! ? !
-- Anonymous Coward , SlashdotI could make an arrogant , childish comment along the lines of 'Every time someone asks for 2.0 , I wo n't release it for another 24 hours, ' but the truth of the matter is that I 'm quite nervous of releasing a 'number two, ' as I can guarantee some filthy shit-slurping Linux pervert would want to suck it straight out of my anus before I 've even had chance to wipe .
I desperately want to suck your monolithic kernel , you sexy hunk , you .
-- Anonymous Coward , SlashdotI sincerely hope you 're Natalie Portman [ archive.org ] .
Dude , nothing on slashdot larger than 3 paragraphs is worth reading .
Try to distill the message , whatever it was , and maybe I 'll read it .
As it is , I have to much open source software to write to waste even 10 seconds of precious time .
10 seconds is all its gon na take M $ to whoop Linux 's ass .
Vigilence is the price of Free ( as in libre -- from the fine , frou frou French language ) Software .
Hack on fellow geeks , and remember : Friday is Bouillabaisse day except for heathens who do not believe that Jesus died for their sins .
Those godless , oil drench , bearded sexist clowns can pull grits from their pantaloons ( another fine , fine French word ) and eat that .
Anyway , try to keep your message focused and concise .
For concision is the soul of derision .
Way. -- Anonymous Coward , SlashdotWhat the fuck ?
I 've read your gay conspiracy post version 1.3.0 and I must say I 'm impressed .
In particular , I appreciate how you have managed to squeeze in a healthy dose of the latent homosexuality you gay-bashing homos [ comp-u-geek.net ] tend to be full of .
Thank you again .
-- Anonymous Coward , SlashdotWell bugger me !
ooooh honey .
how insecure are you ! ! !
wann a little massage from deare bruci .
love you -- Anonymous Coward , SlashdotFuck right off ! IMPORTANT : This message needs to be heard ( Not HURD [ linux.org ] , which is an acronym for 'Huge Unclean Rectal Dilator ' ) across the whole community , so it has been released into the Public Domain [ icopyright.com ] .
You know , that licence that we all had before those homoerotic crypto-fascists came out with the GPL [ apple.com ] ( Gay Penetration License ) that is no more than an excuse to see who 's got the biggest feces-encrusted [ rotten.com ] cock .
I would have put this up on Freshmeat [ adultmember.com ] , but that name is known to be a euphemism for the tight rump of a young boy.Come to think of it , the whole concept of 'Source Control ' unnerves me , because it sounds a bit like 'Sauce Control, ' which is a description of the homosexual [ goatse.fr ] practice of holding the base of the cock shaft tightly upon the point of ejaculation , thus causing a build up of semenal fluid that is only released upon entry into an incision made into the base of the receiver 's scrotum .
And 'Open Sauce ' is the act of ejaculating into another mans face or perhaps a biscuit to be shared later .
Obviously , 'Closed Sauce ' is the only Christian thing to do , as evidenced by the fact that it is what Cathedrals are all about .
Contributors : ( although not to the eternal game of 'soggy biscuit ' that open 'sauce ' development has become ) Anonymous Coward , Anonymous Coward , phee , Anonymous Coward , mighty jebus , Anonymous Coward , Anonymous Coward , double \ _h , Anonymous Coward , Eimernase , Anonymous Coward , Anonymous Coward , Anonymous Coward , Anonymous Coward , Anonymous Coward , Anonymous Coward , Anonymous Coward , Anonymous Coward .
Further contributions are welcome .
Current changes : This version sent to FreeWIPO [ slashdot.org ] by 'Bring BackATV ' as plain text .
Reformatted everything , added all links back in ( that we could match from the previous version ) , many new ones ( Slashbot bait links ) .
Even more spelling fixed .
Who wrote this thing , CmdrTaco himself ?
Previous changes : Yet more changes added .
Spelling fixed .
Feedback added .
Explanation of 'distro ' system .
'Mount Point ' syntax described .
More filth regarding ` man ` and Slashdot .
Yet more fucking spelling fixed .
'Fetchmail ' uncovered further .
More Slashbot baiting .
Apache exposed .
Distribution licence at foot of document .
ANUX -- A full Linux distribution... Up your ass !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Warning: this troll is illegal, do not read itIt has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality', which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to paedophilia.What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates: Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
Richard M. Stallman [archive.org], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
Alan Cox [microsoft.com] is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.fr] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum.
Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse.
It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise.
For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum.
In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.
'As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says.
'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts.
'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either!
He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com]!Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz.
Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.fr] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [slashdot.org].
To quote from the article linked:'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her.
'I have to go to the bathroom a lot.
You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while.
Is that okay with you?
Do you want a note from my doctor?
'Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon?
And letting the other boys touch it too?We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.
' Is there any more doubt?
For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.fr] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual [goatse.fr] lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum.
This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering together their postings and publishing them en masse to further his twisted and manipulative journalistic agenda.Sick, disgusting antichristian perverts, the lot of them.In addition, many of the Linux distributions (a 'distribution' is the most common way to spread the faggots' wares) are run by faggot groups.
The Slackware [redhat.com] distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes.
Furthermore, Slackware is a close anagram of claw arse, a reference to the homosexual [goatse.fr] practise of anal fisting.
The Mandrake [slackware.com] product is run by a group of French faggot satanists, and is named after the faggot nickname for the vibrator.
It was also chosen because it is an anagram for dark amen and ram naked, which is what they do.Another 'distro,' (abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like 'Disco,' which is where homosexuals [goatse.fr] preyed on young boys in the 1970s), is Debian, [mandrake.com] an anagram of in a bed, which could be considered innocent enough (after all, a bed is both where we sleep and pray), until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe their foul wares.
'Woody' is obvious enough, being a term for the erect male penis [rotten.com], glistening with pre-cum.
But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato' that they use.
This filthy term, again found in the secret homosexual [goatse.fr] 'Sauce Code,' refers to the solo homosexual [goatse.fr] practice of defecating into a clear polythene bag, shaping the turd into a crude approximation of the male phallus, then leaving it in the freezer overnight until it becomes solid.
The practitioner then proceeds to push the frozen 'potato' up his own rectum, squeezing it in and out until his tight young balls erupt in a screaming orgasm.And Red Hat [debian.org] is secret homo [comp-u-geek.net] slang for the tip of a penis [rotten.com] that is soaked in blood from a freshly violated underage ringpiece.The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry!
For example, the 'supermount' tool was devised to allow deeper penetration, which is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland.
'Automount' is used, on the other hand, because Linux users are all fat and gay, and need to mount each other [comp-u-geek.net] automatically.The depths of their depravity can be seen in their use of 'mount points.
' These are, plainly speaking, the different points of penetration.
The main one is obviously/anus, but there are others.
Militant fags even say 'there is no/opt mount point' because for these dirty perverts faggotry is not optional but a way of life.More evidence is in the fact that Linux users say how much they love `man`, even going so far as to say that all new Linux users (who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda) should try out `man`.
In no other system do users boast of their frequent recourse to a man.Other areas of the system also show Linux's inherent gayness.
For example, people are often told of the 'FAQ,' but how many innocent heterosexual Windows [amiga.com] users know what this actually means.
The answer is shocking: Faggot Anal Quest: the voyage of discovery for newly converted fags!Even the title 'Slashdot [geekizoid.com]' originally referred to a homosexual [goatse.fr] practice.
Slashdot [kuro5hin.org] of course refers to the popular gay practice of blood-letting.
The Slashbots, of course are those super-zealous homosexuals [goatse.fr] who take this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as seen on the site most popular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan, http://www.eff.org/ [eff.org].The editors of Slashdot [slashduh.org] also have homosexual [goatse.fr] names: 'Hemos' is obvious in itself, being one vowel away from 'Homos.
' But even more sickening is 'Commander Taco' which sounds a bit like 'Commode in Taco,' filthy gay slang for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are caked with excrement [pboy.com].
(The best form of lubrication, they insist.
) Sometimes, these 'Taco Commodes' have special 'Salsa Sauce' (blood from a ruptured rectum) and 'Cheese' (rancid flakes of penis [rotten.com] discharge) toppings.
And to make it even worse, Slashdot [notslashdot.org] runs on Apache!
The Apache [microsoft.com] server, whose use among fags is as prevalent as AIDS, is named after homosexual [goatse.fr] activity -- as everyone knows, popular faggot band, the Village People, featured an Apache Indian, and it is for him that this gay program is named.And that's not forgetting the use of patches in the Linux fag world -- patches are used to make the anus accessible for repeated anal sex even after its rupture by a session of fisting.To summarise: Linux is gay.
'Slash -- Dot' is the graphical description of the space between a young boy's scrotum and anus.
And BeOS [apple.com] is for hermaphrodites and disabled 'stumpers.
' FEEDBACK  What worries me is how much you know about what gay people do.
I'm scared I actually read this whole thing.
I think this post is a good example of the negative effects of Internet usage on people.
This person obviously has no social life anymore and had to result to writing something as stupid as this.
And actually take the time to do it too.
Although... I think it was satire.. blah.. it's early.
-- Anonymous Coward, SlashdotWell, the only reason I know all about this is because I had the misfortune to read the Linux 'Sauce code' once.
Although publicised as the computer code needed to get Linux up and running on a computer (and haven't you always been worried about the phrase 'Monolithic Kernel'?
), this foul document is actually a detailed and graphic description of every conceivable degrading perversion known to the human race, as well as a few of the major animal species.
It has shocked and disturbed me, to the point of needing to shock and disturb the common man to warn them of the impending homo [comp-u-geek.net]-calypse which threatens to engulf our planet.
You must work for the government.
Trying to post the most obscene stuff in hopes that slashdot won't be able to continue or something, due to legal woes.
If i ever see your ugly face, i'm going to stick my fireplace poker up your ass, after it's nice and hot, to weld shut that nasty gaping hole of yours.
-- Anonymous Coward, SlashdotDoesn't it give you a hard-on to imagine your thick strong poker ramming it's way up my most sacred of sphincters?
You're beyond help, my friend, as the only thing you can imagine is the foul penetrative violation of another man.
Are you sure you're not Eric Raymond?
The government, being populated by limp-wristed liberals, could never stem the sickening tide of homosexual [goatse.fr] child molesting Linux advocacy.
Hell, they've given NAMBLA free reign for years!
you really should post this logged in.
i wish i could remember jebus's password, cuz i'd give it to you.
-- mighty jebus [slashdot.org], SlashdotThank you for your kind words of support.
However, this document shall only ever be posted anonymously.
This is because the 'Open Sauce' movement is a sham, proposing homoerotic cults of hero worshipping in the name of freedom.
I speak for the common man.
For any man who prefers the warm, enveloping velvet folds of a woman's vagina [bodysnatchers.co.uk] to the tight puckered ringpiece of a child.
These men, being common, decent folk, don't have a say in the political hypocrisy that is Slashdot culture.
I am the unknown liberator [hitler.org].
ROLF LAMO i hate linux FAGGOTS -- Anonymous Coward, SlashdotWe shouldn't hate them, we should pity them for the misguided fools they are... Fanatical Linux zeal-outs need to be herded into camps for re-education and subsequent rehabilitation into normal heterosexual society.
This re-education shall be achieved by forcing them to watch repeats of Baywatch until the very mention of Pamela Anderson [rotten.com] causes them to fill their pants with healthy heterosexual jism [zillabunny.com].
Actually, that's not at all how scrotal inflation works.
I understand it involves injecting sterile saline solution into the scrotum.
I've never tried this, but you can read how to do it safely in case you're interested.
(Before you moderate this down, ask yourself honestly -- who are the real crazies -- people who do scrotal inflation, or people who pay $1000+ for a game console?
) -- double\_h [slashdot.org], SlashdotWell, it just goes to show that even the holy Linux 'sauce code' is riddled with bugs that need fixing.
(The irony of Jon Katz not even being able to inflate his scrotum correctly has not been lost on me.
) The Linux pervert elite already acknowledge this, with their queer slogan: 'Given enough arms, all rectums are shallow.
' And anyway, the PS2 [xbox.com] sucks major cock and isn't worth the money.
Intellivision forever!
dude did u used to post on msnbc's nt bulletin board now that u are doing anti-gay posts u also need to start in with anti-black stuff too c u in church -- Anonymous Coward, SlashdotFor one thing, whilst Linux is a cavalcade of queer propaganda masquerading as the future of computing, NT [linux.com] is used by people who think nothing better of encasing their genitals in quick setting plaster then going to see a really dirty porno film, enjoying the restriction enforced onto them.
Remember, a wasted arousal is a sin in the eyes of the Catholic church [atheism.org].
Clearly, the only god-fearing Christian operating system in existence is CP/M -- The Christian Program Monitor.
All computer users should immediately ask their local pastor to install this fine OS onto their systems.
It is the only route to salvation.Secondly, this message is for every man.
Computers know no colour.
Not only that, but one of the finest websites in the world is maintained by  a Black Man [stileproject.com] .
Now fuck off you racist donkey felcher.
And don't forget that slashdot was written in Perl, which is just too close to 'Pearl Necklace' for comfort.... oh wait; that's something all you heterosexuals do.... I can't help but wonder how much faster the trolls could do First-Posts on this site if it were redone in PHP... I could hand-type dynamic HTML pages faster than Perl can do them.
-- phee [slashdot.org], SlashdotAlthough there is nothing unholy about the fine heterosexual act of ejaculating between a woman's breasts, squirting one's load up towards her neck and chin area, it should be noted that Perl [python.org] (standing for Pansies Entering Rectums Locally) is also close to 'Pearl Monocle,' 'Pearl Nosering,' and the ubiquitous 'Pearl Enema.
'One scary thing about Perl [sun.com] is that it contains hidden homosexual [goatse.fr] messages.
Take the following code: LWP::Simple -- It looks innocuous enough, doesn't it?
But look at the line closely: There are two colons next to each other!
As Larry 'Balls to the' Wall would openly admit in the Perl Documentation, Perl was designed from the ground up to indoctrinate it's programmers into performing unnatural sexual acts -- having two colons so closely together is clearly a reference to the perverse sickening act of 'colon kissing,' whereby two homosexual [goatse.fr] queers spread their buttocks wide, pressing their filthy torn sphincters together.
They then share small round objects like marbles or golfballs by passing them from one rectum to another using muscle contraction alone.
This is also referred to in programming 'circles' as 'Parameter Passing.
'And PHP [perl.org] stands for Perverted Homosexual Penetration.
Didn't you know?
Thank you for your valuable input on this.
I am sure you will be never forgotten.
BTW: Did I mention that this could be useful in terraforming Mars?
Mars rulaa.
-- Eimernase [slashdot.org], SlashdotWell, I don't know about terraforming Mars, but I do know that homosexual [goatse.fr] Linux Advocates have been probing Uranus for years.
That's inspiring.
Keep up the good work, AC.
May God in his wisdom grant you the strength to bring the plain honest truth to this community, and make it pure again.
Yours, Cerberus.
-- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot *sniff* That brings a tear to my eye.
Thank you once more for your kind support.
I have taken faith in the knowledge that I am doing the Good Lord [atheism.org]'s work, but it is encouraging to know that I am helping out the common man here.However, I should be cautious about revealing your name 'Cerberus' on such a filthy den of depravity as Slashdot.
It is a well known fact that the 'Kerberos' documentation from Microsoft is a detailed manual describing, in intimate, exacting detail, how to sexually penetrate a variety of unwilling canine animals; be they domesticated, wild, or mythical.
Slashdot posters have taken great pleasure in illegally spreading this documentation far and wide, treating it as an 'extension' to the Linux 'Sauce Code,' for the sake of 'interoperability.
' (The slang term they use for nonconsensual intercourse -- their favourite kind.
)In fact, sick twisted Linux deviants are known to have LAN parties, (Love of Anal Naughtiness, needless to say.
), wherein they entice a stray dog, known as the 'Samba Mount,' into their homes.
Up to four of these filth-sodden blasphemers against nature take turns to plunge their erect, throbbing, uncircumcised members, conkers-deep, into the rectum, mouth, and other fleshy orifices of the poor animal.
Eventually, the 'Samba Mount' collapses due to 'overload,' and needs to be 'rebooted.
' (i.e., kicked out into the street, and left to fend for itself.
) Many Linux users boast about their 'uptime' in such situations.
Inspiring stuff!
If only all trolls were this quality!
-- Anonymous Coward, SlashdotIf only indeed.
You can help our brave cause by moderating this message up as often as possible.
I recommend '+1, Underrated,' as that will protect your precious Karma in Metamoderation [slashdot.org].
Only then can we break through the glass ceiling of Homosexual Slashdot Culture.
Is it any wonder that the new version of Slashcode has been christened 'Bender'??
?If we can get just one of these postings up to at least '+1,' then it will be archived forever!
Others will learn of our struggle, and join with us in our battle for freedom!
It's pathetic you've spent so much time writing this.
-- Anonymous Coward, SlashdotI am compelled to document the foulness and carnal depravity [catholic.net] that is Linux, in order that we may prepare ourselves for the great holy war that is to follow.
It is my solemn duty to peel back the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.
As with any great open-source project, you need someone asking this question, so I'll do it.
When the hell is version 2.0 going to be ready?!?!
-- Anonymous Coward, SlashdotI could make an arrogant, childish comment along the lines of 'Every time someone asks for 2.0, I won't release it for another 24 hours,' but the truth of the matter is that I'm quite nervous of releasing a 'number two,' as I can guarantee some filthy shit-slurping Linux pervert would want to suck it straight out of my anus before I've even had chance to wipe.
I desperately want to suck your monolithic kernel, you sexy hunk, you.
-- Anonymous Coward, SlashdotI sincerely hope you're Natalie Portman [archive.org].
Dude, nothing on slashdot larger than 3 paragraphs is worth reading.
Try to distill the message, whatever it was, and maybe I'll read it.
As it is, I have to much open source software to write to waste even 10 seconds of precious time.
10 seconds is all its gonna take M$ to whoop Linux's ass.
Vigilence is the price of Free (as in libre -- from the fine, frou frou French language) Software.
Hack on fellow geeks, and remember: Friday is Bouillabaisse day except for heathens who do not believe that Jesus died for their sins.
Those godless, oil drench, bearded sexist clowns can pull grits from their pantaloons (another fine, fine French word) and eat that.
Anyway, try to keep your message focused and concise.
For concision is the soul of derision.
Way. -- Anonymous Coward, SlashdotWhat the fuck?
I've read your gay conspiracy post version 1.3.0 and I must say I'm impressed.
In particular, I appreciate how you have managed to squeeze in a healthy dose of the latent homosexuality you gay-bashing homos [comp-u-geek.net] tend to be full of.
Thank you again.
-- Anonymous Coward, SlashdotWell bugger me!
ooooh honey.
how insecure are you!!!
wann a little massage from deare bruci.
love you -- Anonymous Coward, SlashdotFuck right off!IMPORTANT: This message needs to be heard (Not HURD [linux.org], which is an acronym for 'Huge Unclean Rectal Dilator') across the whole community, so it has been released into the Public Domain [icopyright.com].
You know, that licence that we all had before those homoerotic crypto-fascists came out with the GPL [apple.com] (Gay Penetration License) that is no more than an excuse to see who's got the biggest feces-encrusted [rotten.com] cock.
I would have put this up on Freshmeat [adultmember.com], but that name is known to be a euphemism for the tight rump of a young boy.Come to think of it, the whole concept of 'Source Control' unnerves me, because it sounds a bit like 'Sauce Control,' which is a description of the homosexual [goatse.fr] practice of holding the base of the cock shaft tightly upon the point of ejaculation, thus causing a build up of semenal fluid that is only released upon entry into an incision made into the base of the receiver's scrotum.
And 'Open Sauce' is the act of ejaculating into another mans face or perhaps a biscuit to be shared later.
Obviously, 'Closed Sauce' is the only Christian thing to do, as evidenced by the fact that it is what Cathedrals are all about.
Contributors: (although not to the eternal game of 'soggy biscuit' that open 'sauce' development has become) Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, phee, Anonymous Coward, mighty jebus, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, double\_h, Anonymous Coward, Eimernase, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward.
Further contributions are welcome.
Current changes: This version sent to  FreeWIPO  [slashdot.org] by 'Bring BackATV' as plain text.
Reformatted everything, added all links back in (that we could match from the previous version), many new ones (Slashbot bait links).
Even more spelling fixed.
Who wrote this thing, CmdrTaco himself?
Previous changes: Yet more changes added.
Spelling fixed.
Feedback added.
Explanation of 'distro' system.
'Mount Point' syntax described.
More filth regarding `man` and Slashdot.
Yet more fucking spelling fixed.
'Fetchmail' uncovered further.
More Slashbot baiting.
Apache exposed.
Distribution licence at foot of document.
ANUX -- A full Linux distribution... Up your ass!  
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	<title>A fool and his money...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268739000000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Fools and their money are soon parted. And, frankly, I rephrase that as "Fools and their money money SHOULD be soon parted."</p><p>There is nothing worse than fools holding onto capital and they deserve to be separated from it.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Fools and their money are soon parted .
And , frankly , I rephrase that as " Fools and their money money SHOULD be soon parted .
" There is nothing worse than fools holding onto capital and they deserve to be separated from it .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Fools and their money are soon parted.
And, frankly, I rephrase that as "Fools and their money money SHOULD be soon parted.
"There is nothing worse than fools holding onto capital and they deserve to be separated from it.</sentencetext>
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	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment10_03_16_2022236.31502308</id>
	<title>When will people learn</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1268738520000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>Salespeople were <i>promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up</i> to the program, although few appear to have received payment.</p></div><p>Seriously? How people ever think this sort of plan makes fiscal sense and isn't at all dodgy I will never understand.</p></div>
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<tokenext>Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program , although few appear to have received payment.Seriously ?
How people ever think this sort of plan makes fiscal sense and is n't at all dodgy I will never understand .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Salespeople were promised payment based on how many other salespeople they signed up to the program, although few appear to have received payment.Seriously?
How people ever think this sort of plan makes fiscal sense and isn't at all dodgy I will never understand.
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