<article>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#article09_12_25_1124243</id>
	<title>The Science of Santa</title>
	<author>ScuttleMonkey</author>
	<datestamp>1261751880000</datestamp>
	<htmltext>Santa Claus must <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/culturelab/2009/12/the-science-of-santa.php">use advanced technologies to pull off his annual feat</a>.  Thankfully, NewScientist has the exclusive about the what and the how.  <i>"He relies on some impressive gadgets: miniature flying robots, advanced satellites, highly sensitive surveillance devices, memory-erasing milk, self-assembling toys, and a warp-drive-powered sleigh that's capable of bending and twisting space-time to such an extent that it slips Santa and his reindeer out of the observable universe. In 1949, Kurt G&#246;del published one of the first mathematical descriptions of how it could work. In his version, the universe has paths called closed time-like curves that might allow you to jump in a ship, fly for a while, and end up right back where you started in space and time."</i></htmltext>
<tokenext>Santa Claus must use advanced technologies to pull off his annual feat .
Thankfully , NewScientist has the exclusive about the what and the how .
" He relies on some impressive gadgets : miniature flying robots , advanced satellites , highly sensitive surveillance devices , memory-erasing milk , self-assembling toys , and a warp-drive-powered sleigh that 's capable of bending and twisting space-time to such an extent that it slips Santa and his reindeer out of the observable universe .
In 1949 , Kurt G   del published one of the first mathematical descriptions of how it could work .
In his version , the universe has paths called closed time-like curves that might allow you to jump in a ship , fly for a while , and end up right back where you started in space and time .
"</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Santa Claus must use advanced technologies to pull off his annual feat.
Thankfully, NewScientist has the exclusive about the what and the how.
"He relies on some impressive gadgets: miniature flying robots, advanced satellites, highly sensitive surveillance devices, memory-erasing milk, self-assembling toys, and a warp-drive-powered sleigh that's capable of bending and twisting space-time to such an extent that it slips Santa and his reindeer out of the observable universe.
In 1949, Kurt Gödel published one of the first mathematical descriptions of how it could work.
In his version, the universe has paths called closed time-like curves that might allow you to jump in a ship, fly for a while, and end up right back where you started in space and time.
"</sentencetext>
</article>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551462</id>
	<title>It's a much larger conspiracy</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1261763820000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I always wondered about the weight and volume of presents in the sled, then it occurred to me.  Parents leave toy caches and Santa simply distributes and arranges the toys under the tree.  Even if you catch your parents with the presents, you really haven't ruled out Santa Claus.  I think the sled carries trinkets for the stockings.  The real toy distribution occurs with elves, parents, and toy manufacturers much earlier.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I always wondered about the weight and volume of presents in the sled , then it occurred to me .
Parents leave toy caches and Santa simply distributes and arranges the toys under the tree .
Even if you catch your parents with the presents , you really have n't ruled out Santa Claus .
I think the sled carries trinkets for the stockings .
The real toy distribution occurs with elves , parents , and toy manufacturers much earlier .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I always wondered about the weight and volume of presents in the sled, then it occurred to me.
Parents leave toy caches and Santa simply distributes and arranges the toys under the tree.
Even if you catch your parents with the presents, you really haven't ruled out Santa Claus.
I think the sled carries trinkets for the stockings.
The real toy distribution occurs with elves, parents, and toy manufacturers much earlier.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551030</id>
	<title>Nobel</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1261759140000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Off-topic warning, tread at your own risk!<br>

Shouldn't Santa be given Nobel peace prize? He deserves it more than some recipients.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Off-topic warning , tread at your own risk !
Should n't Santa be given Nobel peace prize ?
He deserves it more than some recipients .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Off-topic warning, tread at your own risk!
Shouldn't Santa be given Nobel peace prize?
He deserves it more than some recipients.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551148</id>
	<title>False logic</title>
	<author>marqs</author>
	<datestamp>1261761000000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Why does a fictional character have to use technology to pull this off?
<br>
Have not heard any one trying to explain what kind of technology Sauron used for example, in that case everybody was content with magic...</htmltext>
<tokenext>Why does a fictional character have to use technology to pull this off ?
Have not heard any one trying to explain what kind of technology Sauron used for example , in that case everybody was content with magic.. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Why does a fictional character have to use technology to pull this off?
Have not heard any one trying to explain what kind of technology Sauron used for example, in that case everybody was content with magic...</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551916</id>
	<title>This is just a silly article....</title>
	<author>plopez</author>
	<datestamp>1261769880000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>But somehow I like it. Maybe I just want to believe in a dilithium crystal powered TARDIS like sleigh allowing one to open gateways between the stars and slide from universe to universe.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>But somehow I like it .
Maybe I just want to believe in a dilithium crystal powered TARDIS like sleigh allowing one to open gateways between the stars and slide from universe to universe .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>But somehow I like it.
Maybe I just want to believe in a dilithium crystal powered TARDIS like sleigh allowing one to open gateways between the stars and slide from universe to universe.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550896</id>
	<title>Science? Really?</title>
	<author>bertoelcon</author>
	<datestamp>1261756920000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Shouldn't this be more Idle territory or Entertainment maybe.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Should n't this be more Idle territory or Entertainment maybe .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Shouldn't this be more Idle territory or Entertainment maybe.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551214</id>
	<title>Re:Distasteful...</title>
	<author>pegdhcp</author>
	<datestamp>1261761600000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Calling a genius, who almost single handedly destroyed some dogmas in science, "idiot" is not how "fun" can be defined . OTOH why a (semi-)scientific magazine is trying to be funny and Christmas aware? Their reader profile should not be that much "socially adept"...</htmltext>
<tokenext>Calling a genius , who almost single handedly destroyed some dogmas in science , " idiot " is not how " fun " can be defined .
OTOH why a ( semi- ) scientific magazine is trying to be funny and Christmas aware ?
Their reader profile should not be that much " socially adept " .. .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Calling a genius, who almost single handedly destroyed some dogmas in science, "idiot" is not how "fun" can be defined .
OTOH why a (semi-)scientific magazine is trying to be funny and Christmas aware?
Their reader profile should not be that much "socially adept"...</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550846</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550904</id>
	<title>The self-assembling toy parts</title>
	<author>Snarfangel</author>
	<datestamp>1261757040000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>...are shaped like spiders. So every time you smash a spider or hit a cobweb on the ceiling with a broom, you lose a toy.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>...are shaped like spiders .
So every time you smash a spider or hit a cobweb on the ceiling with a broom , you lose a toy .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>...are shaped like spiders.
So every time you smash a spider or hit a cobweb on the ceiling with a broom, you lose a toy.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551150</id>
	<title>Santa's best location: Kyrgyzstan</title>
	<author>anton\_kg</author>
	<datestamp>1261761000000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Sounds like 2 years old news:
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7129175.stm" title="bbc.co.uk" rel="nofollow">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7129175.stm</a> [bbc.co.uk]</htmltext>
<tokenext>Sounds like 2 years old news : http : //news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7129175.stm [ bbc.co.uk ]</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Sounds like 2 years old news:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7129175.stm [bbc.co.uk]</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30555114</id>
	<title>Re:I figured it out a long time ago</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1261828260000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>The problem with all the Single Santa hypotheses is that the one unique Santa can't be in all places at once. So how about this? The mall Santas are all part of a Santa Claus hive mind! Suddenly, we can explain why "Santa" looks so different depending on where you meet him - it's not the same node of the hive. Yet they all dress the same, so they can show how they're part of the same mind: their identity demonstrated by their clothing and the way they act.<br> <br>

Hold on... <tt>I am Locutus of Santa. Resistance is futile.</tt></htmltext>
<tokenext>The problem with all the Single Santa hypotheses is that the one unique Santa ca n't be in all places at once .
So how about this ?
The mall Santas are all part of a Santa Claus hive mind !
Suddenly , we can explain why " Santa " looks so different depending on where you meet him - it 's not the same node of the hive .
Yet they all dress the same , so they can show how they 're part of the same mind : their identity demonstrated by their clothing and the way they act .
Hold on... I am Locutus of Santa .
Resistance is futile .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>The problem with all the Single Santa hypotheses is that the one unique Santa can't be in all places at once.
So how about this?
The mall Santas are all part of a Santa Claus hive mind!
Suddenly, we can explain why "Santa" looks so different depending on where you meet him - it's not the same node of the hive.
Yet they all dress the same, so they can show how they're part of the same mind: their identity demonstrated by their clothing and the way they act.
Hold on... I am Locutus of Santa.
Resistance is futile.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550830</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551808</id>
	<title>WTF, Santa?</title>
	<author>mqduck</author>
	<datestamp>1261768380000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p>He relies on some impressive gadgets: miniature flying robots, advanced satellites, highly sensitive surveillance devices</p></div><p>So Santa's had this technology for hundreds of years and he didn't share it with anyone? WTF?</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>He relies on some impressive gadgets : miniature flying robots , advanced satellites , highly sensitive surveillance devicesSo Santa 's had this technology for hundreds of years and he did n't share it with anyone ?
WTF ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>He relies on some impressive gadgets: miniature flying robots, advanced satellites, highly sensitive surveillance devicesSo Santa's had this technology for hundreds of years and he didn't share it with anyone?
WTF?
	</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30552038</id>
	<title>Why would santa bother with warp drive?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1261771500000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>All he has to do is approach the speed of light and time will slow sufficiently to allow him to make his routes. It may even account for his long life.</htmltext>
<tokenext>All he has to do is approach the speed of light and time will slow sufficiently to allow him to make his routes .
It may even account for his long life .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>All he has to do is approach the speed of light and time will slow sufficiently to allow him to make his routes.
It may even account for his long life.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550894</id>
	<title>Memory-erasing milk?</title>
	<author>Scott Kevill</author>
	<datestamp>1261756920000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>The milk is supposed to be left <b>for</b> Santa, not <b>by</b> Santa.</p><p>So kids with a crush on Santa are definitively deciding the naughty or nice question by slipping him some rohypnol.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>The milk is supposed to be left for Santa , not by Santa.So kids with a crush on Santa are definitively deciding the naughty or nice question by slipping him some rohypnol .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>The milk is supposed to be left for Santa, not by Santa.So kids with a crush on Santa are definitively deciding the naughty or nice question by slipping him some rohypnol.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30552704</id>
	<title>Re:Geeks...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1261736820000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>D&#233;j&#224; vu.  My 9 year old explained to me that Santa uses TARDIS technology just last week.</htmltext>
<tokenext>D   j   vu .
My 9 year old explained to me that Santa uses TARDIS technology just last week .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Déjà vu.
My 9 year old explained to me that Santa uses TARDIS technology just last week.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550840</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30552794</id>
	<title>Its all Mind Control (S.A.N.T.A.)</title>
	<author>rubberbando</author>
	<datestamp>1261738140000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>S.A.N.T.A. is really a giant super computer located at the North Pole that was built by the "League of Corporations for World Domination".<br> <br>

S.A.N.T.A. broadcasts signals into parents minds and makes them do its bidding in order to perpetuate the legend of its existence.</htmltext>
<tokenext>S.A.N.T.A .
is really a giant super computer located at the North Pole that was built by the " League of Corporations for World Domination " .
S.A.N.T.A. broadcasts signals into parents minds and makes them do its bidding in order to perpetuate the legend of its existence .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>S.A.N.T.A.
is really a giant super computer located at the North Pole that was built by the "League of Corporations for World Domination".
S.A.N.T.A. broadcasts signals into parents minds and makes them do its bidding in order to perpetuate the legend of its existence.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550830</id>
	<title>I figured it out a long time ago</title>
	<author>tepples</author>
	<datestamp>1261756020000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>4</modscore>
	<htmltext>The mall Santas deliver the presents. It's the only explanation that meets Occam's razor without exposing parents as Santa.</htmltext>
<tokenext>The mall Santas deliver the presents .
It 's the only explanation that meets Occam 's razor without exposing parents as Santa .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>The mall Santas deliver the presents.
It's the only explanation that meets Occam's razor without exposing parents as Santa.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551040</id>
	<title>WONDERING ABOUT SATAN</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1261759260000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>When is Satan's birthday?  Lucifer's?  kdawson's?</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>When is Satan 's birthday ?
Lucifer 's ? kdawson 's ?</tokentext>
<sentencetext>When is Satan's birthday?
Lucifer's?  kdawson's?</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30552366</id>
	<title>Doctor Santa</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1261732920000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I hold true to the belief that Santa is a time lord. A sleigh TARDIS answers all questions. The sleigh bells are just there to mask the sound of the engine.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I hold true to the belief that Santa is a time lord .
A sleigh TARDIS answers all questions .
The sleigh bells are just there to mask the sound of the engine .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I hold true to the belief that Santa is a time lord.
A sleigh TARDIS answers all questions.
The sleigh bells are just there to mask the sound of the engine.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550846</id>
	<title>Distasteful...</title>
	<author>SaXisT4LiF</author>
	<datestamp>1261756260000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Informativ</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext>I realize that they were trying to be funny and all, but calling Kurt G&#246;del an "idiot" seemed a little low.</htmltext>
<tokenext>I realize that they were trying to be funny and all , but calling Kurt G   del an " idiot " seemed a little low .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I realize that they were trying to be funny and all, but calling Kurt Gödel an "idiot" seemed a little low.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30553018</id>
	<title>From Nature: standing wave</title>
	<author>dltaylor</author>
	<datestamp>1261742100000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>There was a much better explanation in one of the short stories published in <i>Nature</i>: the reindeer generate a standing probability wave that encompasses the entire planet for 24 hours.</p><p>This gets rid of all of the low-tech problems of propulsion, control, and atmospheric friction.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>There was a much better explanation in one of the short stories published in Nature : the reindeer generate a standing probability wave that encompasses the entire planet for 24 hours.This gets rid of all of the low-tech problems of propulsion , control , and atmospheric friction .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>There was a much better explanation in one of the short stories published in Nature: the reindeer generate a standing probability wave that encompasses the entire planet for 24 hours.This gets rid of all of the low-tech problems of propulsion, control, and atmospheric friction.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30556906</id>
	<title>Re:Geeks...</title>
	<author>mabhatter654</author>
	<datestamp>1261853100000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Actually, believe in "Santa" is fundamental to the very concept of Quantum physics.</p><p>The idea that something is acting because we can see it's effects [presents}, but we can't catch it and measure it without changing it [nobody has seen Santa] is a very high level of logical thinking at a wee age.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Actually , believe in " Santa " is fundamental to the very concept of Quantum physics.The idea that something is acting because we can see it 's effects [ presents } , but we ca n't catch it and measure it without changing it [ nobody has seen Santa ] is a very high level of logical thinking at a wee age .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Actually, believe in "Santa" is fundamental to the very concept of Quantum physics.The idea that something is acting because we can see it's effects [presents}, but we can't catch it and measure it without changing it [nobody has seen Santa] is a very high level of logical thinking at a wee age.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550840</parent>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550826</id>
	<title>Not anymore</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1261755960000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I caught the sneaky bastard stealing my milk, i got him locked in the trunk of my car.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I caught the sneaky bastard stealing my milk , i got him locked in the trunk of my car .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I caught the sneaky bastard stealing my milk, i got him locked in the trunk of my car.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550802</id>
	<title>Of Course We Knew This</title>
	<author>pertelote</author>
	<datestamp>1261755720000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext>Always knew Santa had to have *all* the cool toys!</htmltext>
<tokenext>Always knew Santa had to have * all * the cool toys !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Always knew Santa had to have *all* the cool toys!</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551990</id>
	<title>Puh-leeeeze!</title>
	<author>bujoojoo</author>
	<datestamp>1261770840000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology...</p><p>[with apologies to Mr. Clarke]</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology... [ with apologies to Mr. Clarke ]</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology...[with apologies to Mr. Clarke]</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550816</id>
	<title>SDI</title>
	<author>sopssa</author>
	<datestamp>1261755840000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>He should really stop using such high-tech to fly around unless he wants to get shot down by anti-missile systems.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>He should really stop using such high-tech to fly around unless he wants to get shot down by anti-missile systems .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>He should really stop using such high-tech to fly around unless he wants to get shot down by anti-missile systems.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551920</id>
	<title>Torchwood Cardiff moves to North Pole</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1261769940000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Funny</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext>Advanced alien tech, memory-erasing milk? And Santa is centuries old.... The song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"....<p>

Oh my God, it all makes sense now. Santa Claus is Jack Harkness in a costume.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Advanced alien tech , memory-erasing milk ?
And Santa is centuries old.... The song " I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus " ... . Oh my God , it all makes sense now .
Santa Claus is Jack Harkness in a costume .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Advanced alien tech, memory-erasing milk?
And Santa is centuries old.... The song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"....

Oh my God, it all makes sense now.
Santa Claus is Jack Harkness in a costume.</sentencetext>
</comment>
<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30571318</id>
	<title>Re:Geeks...</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1262017080000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><a href="http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1268355&amp;cid=28332189" title="slashdot.org" rel="nofollow">Over six months now, still no attempt at proof.</a> [slashdot.org]</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Over six months now , still no attempt at proof .
[ slashdot.org ]</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Over six months now, still no attempt at proof.
[slashdot.org]</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30552704</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30552428</id>
	<title>Re:Distasteful...</title>
	<author>volpe</author>
	<datestamp>1261733880000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Yea, well, what do you expect? He got an "incomplete" on all his college courses.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Yea , well , what do you expect ?
He got an " incomplete " on all his college courses .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Yea, well, what do you expect?
He got an "incomplete" on all his college courses.</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550846</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30553876</id>
	<title>Re:WTF, Santa?</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1261756380000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>0</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><div class="quote"><p><div class="quote"><p>He relies on some impressive gadgets: miniature flying robots, advanced satellites, highly sensitive surveillance devices</p></div><p>So Santa's had this technology for hundreds of years and he didn't share it with anyone? WTF?</p></div><p>The Men in Black, The Man in Red... same Organization, different Division.</p></div>
	</htmltext>
<tokenext>He relies on some impressive gadgets : miniature flying robots , advanced satellites , highly sensitive surveillance devicesSo Santa 's had this technology for hundreds of years and he did n't share it with anyone ?
WTF ? The Men in Black , The Man in Red... same Organization , different Division .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>He relies on some impressive gadgets: miniature flying robots, advanced satellites, highly sensitive surveillance devicesSo Santa's had this technology for hundreds of years and he didn't share it with anyone?
WTF?The Men in Black, The Man in Red... same Organization, different Division.
	</sentencetext>
	<parent>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551808</parent>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551812</id>
	<title>Too many of these</title>
	<author>Quiet\_Desperation</author>
	<datestamp>1261768380000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>I read one years ago that tried to figure the energy requirements, and concluded the hypothetical super-reindeer would cover the Earth in a layer of reindeer shit a couple feet deep. Something like that.</htmltext>
<tokenext>I read one years ago that tried to figure the energy requirements , and concluded the hypothetical super-reindeer would cover the Earth in a layer of reindeer shit a couple feet deep .
Something like that .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I read one years ago that tried to figure the energy requirements, and concluded the hypothetical super-reindeer would cover the Earth in a layer of reindeer shit a couple feet deep.
Something like that.</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30554574</id>
	<title>santa</title>
	<author>masini</author>
	<datestamp>1261771020000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>Hey, let the Santa away. He needs his animals not something like this.</htmltext>
<tokenext>Hey , let the Santa away .
He needs his animals not something like this .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Hey, let the Santa away.
He needs his animals not something like this.</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30553112</id>
	<title>Ratios</title>
	<author>pubwvj</author>
	<datestamp>1261743660000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>"How does Santa Claus manage to traverse the entire globe in just a few hours, delivering presents to millions of well-behaved children?"

No, no, you missunderstand. The problem is backwards. There are very, very few deliveries he has to make so he is easily able to do it without using any magic or advanced science. Silly people, use Occom's razor.</htmltext>
<tokenext>" How does Santa Claus manage to traverse the entire globe in just a few hours , delivering presents to millions of well-behaved children ?
" No , no , you missunderstand .
The problem is backwards .
There are very , very few deliveries he has to make so he is easily able to do it without using any magic or advanced science .
Silly people , use Occom 's razor .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>"How does Santa Claus manage to traverse the entire globe in just a few hours, delivering presents to millions of well-behaved children?
"

No, no, you missunderstand.
The problem is backwards.
There are very, very few deliveries he has to make so he is easily able to do it without using any magic or advanced science.
Silly people, use Occom's razor.</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551558</id>
	<title>Not really...</title>
	<author>denzacar</author>
	<datestamp>1261765080000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>He can't get a Nobel Prize since he is imaginary.<br>As in... Doesn't really exist, it is just some random guy in a red suit wearing a fake beard.</p><p>On the other hand - he is quite qualified to get some people a country based around the fact that they believe in him, along with various tax deductions because of his (imaginary) charitable work.</p><p>Personally, I rather chose to believe in Superman. At least he doesn't need a god damn sled to move around.<br>And while he is from time to time a corporate bitch - at least he doesn't stoop so low to sell soda each winter.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>He ca n't get a Nobel Prize since he is imaginary.As in... Does n't really exist , it is just some random guy in a red suit wearing a fake beard.On the other hand - he is quite qualified to get some people a country based around the fact that they believe in him , along with various tax deductions because of his ( imaginary ) charitable work.Personally , I rather chose to believe in Superman .
At least he does n't need a god damn sled to move around.And while he is from time to time a corporate bitch - at least he does n't stoop so low to sell soda each winter .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>He can't get a Nobel Prize since he is imaginary.As in... Doesn't really exist, it is just some random guy in a red suit wearing a fake beard.On the other hand - he is quite qualified to get some people a country based around the fact that they believe in him, along with various tax deductions because of his (imaginary) charitable work.Personally, I rather chose to believe in Superman.
At least he doesn't need a god damn sled to move around.And while he is from time to time a corporate bitch - at least he doesn't stoop so low to sell soda each winter.</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30552264</id>
	<title>In 1949 Kurt wasn't aware</title>
	<author>vorlich</author>
	<datestamp>1261774320000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>of Santa's Dawkinsian Mind Virus Generator. Once the virus was released into the wild the infected parents and relatives did all the rest of the heavy lifting involved. No need for any other additional gadgets.<br> Of course the presence of the virus can be observed in the fleeting mutations with their signature side effects - wearing baseball caps back to front when your name is not Luke, thinking that SuBo is an international singing sensation (and not a funny woman from Fife) and believing that the word "friend" on a social network site means the same as it does in the Nothing.<br> Dear Readers: Yes it was Christmas Day (CET)  in the Slash Dot Workhouse and I was posting about Santa Claus er...Science. You know when I started reading this my wife was watching Sch&#246;ne Bescherung (National Lampoons Christmas Vacation) and I promise you, the movie is not improved with a German overdub. <br> <br> Oh, hang on she's switched to the very young Romy Schneider in Sissi - The Young Empress, well, yes, now, that changes<nobr> <wbr></nobr>..</htmltext>
<tokenext>of Santa 's Dawkinsian Mind Virus Generator .
Once the virus was released into the wild the infected parents and relatives did all the rest of the heavy lifting involved .
No need for any other additional gadgets .
Of course the presence of the virus can be observed in the fleeting mutations with their signature side effects - wearing baseball caps back to front when your name is not Luke , thinking that SuBo is an international singing sensation ( and not a funny woman from Fife ) and believing that the word " friend " on a social network site means the same as it does in the Nothing .
Dear Readers : Yes it was Christmas Day ( CET ) in the Slash Dot Workhouse and I was posting about Santa Claus er...Science .
You know when I started reading this my wife was watching Sch   ne Bescherung ( National Lampoons Christmas Vacation ) and I promise you , the movie is not improved with a German overdub .
Oh , hang on she 's switched to the very young Romy Schneider in Sissi - The Young Empress , well , yes , now , that changes . .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>of Santa's Dawkinsian Mind Virus Generator.
Once the virus was released into the wild the infected parents and relatives did all the rest of the heavy lifting involved.
No need for any other additional gadgets.
Of course the presence of the virus can be observed in the fleeting mutations with their signature side effects - wearing baseball caps back to front when your name is not Luke, thinking that SuBo is an international singing sensation (and not a funny woman from Fife) and believing that the word "friend" on a social network site means the same as it does in the Nothing.
Dear Readers: Yes it was Christmas Day (CET)  in the Slash Dot Workhouse and I was posting about Santa Claus er...Science.
You know when I started reading this my wife was watching Schöne Bescherung (National Lampoons Christmas Vacation) and I promise you, the movie is not improved with a German overdub.
Oh, hang on she's switched to the very young Romy Schneider in Sissi - The Young Empress, well, yes, now, that changes ..</sentencetext>
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	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551734</id>
	<title>Not quite that complicated...</title>
	<author>geoskd</author>
	<datestamp>1261767360000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext>I know this isn't really in the spirit of the article, but the 300,000 "men in brown", who rack up 10,000,000 miles a day delivering around the world deserve at least a little of the credit.
<br>
<br>
I can remember a time, not long ago, when shipping something during the Christmas season meant hoping with your fingers crossed that it would arrive on time, but now thanks to the real technology behind the scenes, and the men and women involved, pretty much everything is delivered on time (assuming the retailers send it out on time).
<br>
<br>
So the next time you stop to think about santa, remember that there is an army of people, both in the limelight, and behind the scenes who bring Christmas to every house every year.
<br>
<br>
-=Geoskd</htmltext>
<tokenext>I know this is n't really in the spirit of the article , but the 300,000 " men in brown " , who rack up 10,000,000 miles a day delivering around the world deserve at least a little of the credit .
I can remember a time , not long ago , when shipping something during the Christmas season meant hoping with your fingers crossed that it would arrive on time , but now thanks to the real technology behind the scenes , and the men and women involved , pretty much everything is delivered on time ( assuming the retailers send it out on time ) .
So the next time you stop to think about santa , remember that there is an army of people , both in the limelight , and behind the scenes who bring Christmas to every house every year .
- = Geoskd</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I know this isn't really in the spirit of the article, but the 300,000 "men in brown", who rack up 10,000,000 miles a day delivering around the world deserve at least a little of the credit.
I can remember a time, not long ago, when shipping something during the Christmas season meant hoping with your fingers crossed that it would arrive on time, but now thanks to the real technology behind the scenes, and the men and women involved, pretty much everything is delivered on time (assuming the retailers send it out on time).
So the next time you stop to think about santa, remember that there is an army of people, both in the limelight, and behind the scenes who bring Christmas to every house every year.
-=Geoskd</sentencetext>
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	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30555020</id>
	<title>stanyb</title>
	<author>Beta Alanine Pro</author>
	<datestamp>1261825800000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext>If you're looking for radically increased endurance and load capacity you need a way to minimize the lactic acid buildup that causes all that pain and stiffness. This supplement buffers that lactic acid and reestablishes the pH balance that is necessary when working those muscles to the extreme.
<a href="http://ezinearticles.com/?Beta-Alanine-Pro-Reviews&amp;id=3474685" title="ezinearticles.com" rel="nofollow">Beta Alanine Pro</a> [ezinearticles.com]</htmltext>
<tokenext>If you 're looking for radically increased endurance and load capacity you need a way to minimize the lactic acid buildup that causes all that pain and stiffness .
This supplement buffers that lactic acid and reestablishes the pH balance that is necessary when working those muscles to the extreme .
Beta Alanine Pro [ ezinearticles.com ]</tokentext>
<sentencetext>If you're looking for radically increased endurance and load capacity you need a way to minimize the lactic acid buildup that causes all that pain and stiffness.
This supplement buffers that lactic acid and reestablishes the pH balance that is necessary when working those muscles to the extreme.
Beta Alanine Pro [ezinearticles.com]</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30554024</id>
	<title>Re:Not quite that complicated...</title>
	<author>karnal</author>
	<datestamp>1261759980000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>I have a serious issue with UPS lately.  Notably just with the last person to handle my packages.</p><p>My address - let's say it's 5224.  I have a neighbor who is at 5244.  We get incorrect packages - especially since most of my UPS stuff comes "signature not required."  This Christmas, I ordered some stuff online for my wife, paid extra for 2 day shipping.  Showed delivered Friday.  Went round and round with the vendor and then with UPS - they couldn't do anything other than put a trace on the package which would take 8-10 business days.  Obviously out of range for anything remotely close to the holiday at hand, I just had my wife go and chat with the neighbor.  Turns out the package was there.....</p><p>In hindsight, I should have had her give the neighbor our phone number....  but at any rate, over the past 2 years we've had at least 6 such screw ups in each direction with the address and name clearly labelled.  And we have had the same UPS guy for the last 10 years.  I may just have to buy him reading glasses.</p><p>I've NEVER had a problem using FedEx.  Sure, having to go pick up an anticipated package if we're not home for delivery sucks.  Also doesn't mean they won't screw up the next package, but I'm much more comfortable with them at this point than UPS.  It only takes one person to screw up the whole chain in my mind.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>I have a serious issue with UPS lately .
Notably just with the last person to handle my packages.My address - let 's say it 's 5224 .
I have a neighbor who is at 5244 .
We get incorrect packages - especially since most of my UPS stuff comes " signature not required .
" This Christmas , I ordered some stuff online for my wife , paid extra for 2 day shipping .
Showed delivered Friday .
Went round and round with the vendor and then with UPS - they could n't do anything other than put a trace on the package which would take 8-10 business days .
Obviously out of range for anything remotely close to the holiday at hand , I just had my wife go and chat with the neighbor .
Turns out the package was there.....In hindsight , I should have had her give the neighbor our phone number.... but at any rate , over the past 2 years we 've had at least 6 such screw ups in each direction with the address and name clearly labelled .
And we have had the same UPS guy for the last 10 years .
I may just have to buy him reading glasses.I 've NEVER had a problem using FedEx .
Sure , having to go pick up an anticipated package if we 're not home for delivery sucks .
Also does n't mean they wo n't screw up the next package , but I 'm much more comfortable with them at this point than UPS .
It only takes one person to screw up the whole chain in my mind .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>I have a serious issue with UPS lately.
Notably just with the last person to handle my packages.My address - let's say it's 5224.
I have a neighbor who is at 5244.
We get incorrect packages - especially since most of my UPS stuff comes "signature not required.
"  This Christmas, I ordered some stuff online for my wife, paid extra for 2 day shipping.
Showed delivered Friday.
Went round and round with the vendor and then with UPS - they couldn't do anything other than put a trace on the package which would take 8-10 business days.
Obviously out of range for anything remotely close to the holiday at hand, I just had my wife go and chat with the neighbor.
Turns out the package was there.....In hindsight, I should have had her give the neighbor our phone number....  but at any rate, over the past 2 years we've had at least 6 such screw ups in each direction with the address and name clearly labelled.
And we have had the same UPS guy for the last 10 years.
I may just have to buy him reading glasses.I've NEVER had a problem using FedEx.
Sure, having to go pick up an anticipated package if we're not home for delivery sucks.
Also doesn't mean they won't screw up the next package, but I'm much more comfortable with them at this point than UPS.
It only takes one person to screw up the whole chain in my mind.</sentencetext>
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	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551580</id>
	<title>Multi-dimensional Santa(s)</title>
	<author>ananamouse</author>
	<datestamp>1261765380000</datestamp>
	<modclass>None</modclass>
	<modscore>1</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>All Santa has to do is go out and deliver presents to some number (M) of houses.  Then he shifts over into the next dimension (like in the comics, not like in string theory) and delivers presents for another M houses.  Santa does this until he has made deliveries in some number of different dimensions (N) and then he goes home.</p><p>For an infinite number of dimensions and Santas in those dimensions if M and N are greater than some number (I suggest it is 2 and 2) then everyone gets presents without Santa even having to break a sweat.  I leave it as an exercise to the theorist to show that not all universes have to have the same number of homes.</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>All Santa has to do is go out and deliver presents to some number ( M ) of houses .
Then he shifts over into the next dimension ( like in the comics , not like in string theory ) and delivers presents for another M houses .
Santa does this until he has made deliveries in some number of different dimensions ( N ) and then he goes home.For an infinite number of dimensions and Santas in those dimensions if M and N are greater than some number ( I suggest it is 2 and 2 ) then everyone gets presents without Santa even having to break a sweat .
I leave it as an exercise to the theorist to show that not all universes have to have the same number of homes .</tokentext>
<sentencetext>All Santa has to do is go out and deliver presents to some number (M) of houses.
Then he shifts over into the next dimension (like in the comics, not like in string theory) and delivers presents for another M houses.
Santa does this until he has made deliveries in some number of different dimensions (N) and then he goes home.For an infinite number of dimensions and Santas in those dimensions if M and N are greater than some number (I suggest it is 2 and 2) then everyone gets presents without Santa even having to break a sweat.
I leave it as an exercise to the theorist to show that not all universes have to have the same number of homes.</sentencetext>
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<comment>
	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30551692</id>
	<title>Clarke's Third Law</title>
	<author>DadLeopard</author>
	<datestamp>1261766880000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke, I think that says it all!</htmltext>
<tokenext>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic .
Arthur C. Clarke , I think that says it all !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Arthur C. Clarke, I think that says it all!</sentencetext>
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	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550864</id>
	<title>my favorite analysis of santa</title>
	<author>Anonymous</author>
	<datestamp>1261756500000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Informativ</modclass>
	<modscore>2</modscore>
	<htmltext><p><a href="http://www.inflection-point.com/jokes/86.htm" title="inflection-point.com">http://www.inflection-point.com/jokes/86.htm</a> [inflection-point.com]</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>http : //www.inflection-point.com/jokes/86.htm [ inflection-point.com ]</tokentext>
<sentencetext>http://www.inflection-point.com/jokes/86.htm [inflection-point.com]</sentencetext>
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	<id>http://www.semanticweb.org/ontologies/ConversationInstances.owl#comment09_12_25_1124243.30550840</id>
	<title>Geeks...</title>
	<author>girlintraining</author>
	<datestamp>1261756200000</datestamp>
	<modclass>Insightful</modclass>
	<modscore>3</modscore>
	<htmltext><p>Amazing. They believe in advanced quantum physics AND Santa. Most ordinary people would just say "he doesn't exist" around the age of 9 and move on. But not geeks!</p></htmltext>
<tokenext>Amazing .
They believe in advanced quantum physics AND Santa .
Most ordinary people would just say " he does n't exist " around the age of 9 and move on .
But not geeks !</tokentext>
<sentencetext>Amazing.
They believe in advanced quantum physics AND Santa.
Most ordinary people would just say "he doesn't exist" around the age of 9 and move on.
But not geeks!</sentencetext>
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