
10 things i hate about you
Who knocked up your sister?
1181 Who knocked up your sister?

10 things i hate about you
I was watching you out there, before. I've never seen you look so sexy.
1115 I watched you out there   I've never seen you look like that

10 things i hate about you
You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it.
979 You're eighteen.  You don't know what you want.  You won't know until you're forty-five and you don't have it.

10 things i hate about you
Ooh, see that, there. Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?
1266 See that?  Who needs affection when I've got blind hatred?

10 things i hate about you
Just 'cause you're beautiful, that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter.
1331 Just because you're beautiful, doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter.

10 things i hate about you
You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?
831 You're asking me out.  That's so cute. What's your name again?

10 things i hate about you
Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed.
1258 Leave it to you to use big words when you're shitfaced.

10 things i hate about you
And I'm BACK IN THE GAME!
1332 And I'm back in the saddle.

10 things i hate about you
I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.
733 I guess the school board thinks because Hemingway's male and an asshole, he's worthy of our time

10 things i hate about you
I have a dick on my face, don't I?
876 I have a dick on my face, don't I?

10 things i hate about you
You embarrassed the girl. Sacrifice yourself on the alter of dignity and even the score.
1409 You humiliated the woman! Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score.

10 things i hate about you
You're not as vile as I thought you were.
1322 You know -- you're not as vile as I thought you were.

10 things i hate about you
It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.
1667 You know -- it's not every day you find a girl who'll flash her tits to get you out of detention.

10 things i hate about you
Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date.
984 Watching the bitch trash my car doesn't count as a date.

10 things i hate about you
Oh wait... was that... did your hairline just recede?
1184 Wait -- was that?-- Did your hairline just recede?

10 things i hate about you
Remove head from sphincter, then drive!
788 Remove head from sphincter!  Then pedal!

1492: conquest of paradise
Of all the words my father wrote - and there were many - I remember these the most: "Nothing that results from human progress is achieved with unanimous consent. And those who are enlightened before the others are condemned to persue that light in spite of others."
1697 Of all the words my Father wrote and there were many, I remember these the most.  "Nothing that results from human progress is achieved with unanimous consent..."

15 minutes
I can kill you - I'm insane.
3304 Be careful.  I can kill you.  I'm insane.

15 minutes
I love America. No one is responsible for what they do.
2606 I love America.  No one is responsible for what they do.

2001: a space odyssey
Welcome to Voiceprint Identification. When you see the red light go on, would you please state in the following order: your destination, your nationality, and your full name; surname first, Christian name and initial.
3403 Good morning and welcome to voice Print Identification. When you see the red light go on would you please state in the following order; your desitination, your nationality and your full name. Surname first, christian name and initial. For example: Moon, American, Smith, John, D. Thank you.

8mm
Starlight; star bright, first star I've seen tonight, I wish I may; I wish I might, Have this wish I wish tonight
4560 "Star light, star bright, First star I've seen tonight, Wish I may, wish I might, Have this wish I wish tonight."

8mm
Oh, he's a lover, man... definitely loves what he does for a living.
4655 He's a brutal motherfucker, man.  He loves what he does for a living.

a bucket of blood
I didn't mean to hurt you, Lou. But if you'd have shot me, you'd be moppin' up my blood now.
5310 I didn't mean to hurt you, sir... if you had shot me, you'd be mopping up my blood now...

a bucket of blood
Where are John, Joe, Jake, Jim, jerk? Dead, dead, dead! They were not born, before they were born, they were not born. Where are Leonardo, Rembrandt, Ludwig? Alive! Alive! Alive! They were born!
5009 Where are John Joe Jake Jim Jerk, dead dead dead, they were not born before they were born, they were not born, where are Leonardo, Mozart, Shakespeare, alive alive alive, they were born -

a bucket of blood
Walter has a clear mind. One day something will enter it, feel lonely... and leave again.
5047 Walter's got a clear mind.  Probably something will enter it, feel lonely, and leave again...

a bucket of blood
Ring rubber bells! Beat cotton gongs! Strike silken cymbals!
5653 Ring rubber bells, beat cotton gongs, strike silken cymbals...

a clockwork orange
One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking, rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was.
5814 One thing I could never stand is to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blerp, blerp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was. The boys stop and applaud him.

a clockwork orange
She was very badly raped, you see! We were assaulted by a gang of vicious, young, hoodlums in this house! In this very room you are sitting in now! I was left a helpless cripple, but for her the agony was too great! The doctor said it was pneumonia; because it happened some months later! During a flu epidemic! The doctors told me it was pneumonia, but I knew what it was! A VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE! Poor, poor girl!
6377 She was very badly raped, you see. We were assaulted by a gang of vicious young hooligans in this house, in this very room you're sitting in now. I was left a helpless cripple. The doctors said it was Pneumonia, because it happened some months later during the 'flu epidemic. The doctors told me it was Pneumonia, but I knew what it was. A victim of the modern age, poor, poor girl. Suddenly his mood changes. He wheels right up to Alex.

a clockwork orange
I jumped, O my brothers, and I fell hard but I did not snuff it, oh no. if I had snuffed it, I would not be here to tell what I have told.
6438 I jumped, O my brothers, and I fell hard but I did not snuff it, oh no. if I had snuffed it, I would not be here to tell what I have told. I came back to life, after a long, black, black gap of what might have been a million years. We hear Alex moan, and then another moan. Alex and the other - a few times. Suddenly, some curtains which have been drawn around another bed in the ward are parted, and a nurse hurries to Alex, hastily buttoning up her uniform. She is trailed by a young Intern fumbling with his trousers.

a clockwork orange
Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening.
5916 Appy polly loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.

a clockwork orange
Enjoying that are you my darlin'? Bit cold and pointless isn't it my lovely? What's happened to yours my little sister?
5906 Enjoying it then, my darling?... A bit cold and pointless isn't it, my lovely... What's happened to yours, my little sister? Marty giggles.

a clockwork orange
I've suffered the tortures of the damned, sir  - tortures of the damned.
6498 I've suffered the tortures of the damned. The tortures of the damned, sir.

a clockwork orange
Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?
5914 Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit? Georgie rises.

a clockwork orange
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
5851 Viddy well, my little Brother. Viddy well.

a clockwork orange
Well, like he says, it's mostly odd things he does. Helping like... here and there as it might be.
5882 Well, like he says, it's mostly odd things he does, helping like... here and there, as it might be.

a clockwork orange
Pick that up and put it down properly!
6021 Pick that up and put it down properly. Alex does so, and continues to empty his pockets.

a clockwork orange
Are you now, or have you ever been a homosexual?
6057 Are you now, or ever have been, a homosexual?

a clockwork orange
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
5908 What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful portable picnic players. Come with Uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.

a clockwork orange
Hi, hi, hi there! At last we meet. Our brief govoreet through the letter-hole was not, shall we say, satisfactory, yes?
5958 Our brief govereet thru the letter hole was not, shall we say, satisfactory, yes?

a clockwork orange
As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time - Now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like, inspiration and what Bog sends. Now it was lovely music that came into my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do.
5934 As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time, so now it was to be Georgie the General, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless, grinning bulldog. But, suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends, for now it was lovely music that came to my aid and I viddied at once what to do. There was a window open with the stereo on.

a clockwork orange
It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.
5867 It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now to give it the perfect ending was a bit of the old Ludwig van. Music starts.

a clockwork orange
I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony.
6431 I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realised what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig van and the dreaded 9th Symphony. He staggers to the door. It is locked. He kicks and tugs the door.

a clockwork orange
Shut your filthy hole, you scum!
6157 Shut your filthy hole, you scum!!!

a clockwork orange
Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!
5960 Naughty, naughty, naughty, you filthy old soomaka.

a clockwork orange
Excuse me, Mrs. Can you please help? There's been a terrible accident! My friend's in the middle of the road bleeding to death! Can I please use your telephone for an ambulance?
5948 Excuse me, missus, can you please help? There's been a terrible accident. Can I please use your telephone for an ambulance?

a clockwork orange
Eggiwegs! I would like... to smash them!
6475 Eggiwegs. I would like to smash 'em. Pick up th elot and f... owww... He slams his hand down and cries out with pain.

a clockwork orange
Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!
5822 Ho, Ho, Ho... Well, if it isn't stinking Billygoat Billyboy in poison. How are thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou. Billyboy snaps open a switchblade knife.

a clockwork orange
The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark.
5826 The Durango-95 purred away real horrorshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. Soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark. We fillied around for a while with other travelers of the night, playing hogs of the road. Then we headed west, what we were after now was the old surprise visit, that was a real kick and good for laughs and lashing of the ultra-violent.

a clockwork orange
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
5810 There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milk Bar sold milkplus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. Our pockets were full of money so there was no need on that score, but, as they say, money isn't everything.

a clockwork orange
Suddenly, I viddied what I had to do, and what I had wanted to do, and that was to do myself in; to snuff it, to blast off for ever out of this wicked, cruel world. One moment of pain perhaps and, then, sleep for ever, and ever and ever.
6435 Suddenly I viddied what I had to do, and what I had wanted to do - and that was to do myself in, to snuff it, to blast off forever out of this wicked cruel world. One moment of pain perhaps and then sleep - forever and ever and ever.

a few good men
"I strenuously object?" Is that how it works? Hm? "Objection." "Overruled." "Oh, no, no, no. No, I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. Well, if you strenuously object then I should take some time to reconsider."
7338 I strenuously object? Is that how it works? Objection. Overruled. No, no, no, no, I strenuously object. Oh, well if you strenuously object, let me take a moment to reconsider.

a few good men
We joined the Marines because we wanted to live our lives by a certain code, and we found it in the Corps. Now you're asking us to sign a piece of paper that says we have no honor. You're asking us to say we're not Marines. If a court decides that what we did was wrong, then I'll accept whatever punishment they give. But I believe I was right sir, I believe I did my job, and I will not dishonor myself, my unit, or the Corps so I can go home in six months... Sir.
7088 What do we do then, sir? We joined the corps 'cause we wanted to live our lives by a certain code. And we found it in the corps. And now you're asking us to sign a piece of paper that says we have no honor. You're asking us to say we're not marines. If a judge and jury decide that what we did was wrong, I'll accept whatever punishment they give. But I believe I was riqht, sir. I believe I did my job. And I won't dishonor myself, my unit, or the Corps, so that I can qo home in six months. Sir.

a few good men
Why does a Lieutenant Junior Grade with nine months' experience and a track record for plea bargaining get assigned to a murder case? Would it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?
7126 Why does a junior grade with six months experience and a track record for plea bargaining get assigned a murder case? Would it be so that it never sees the inside of a courtroom?

a few good men
Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
7789 Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?

a few good men
You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.
7000 You have to ask me nicely. You see, Danny, I can deal with the bullets and the bombs and the blood. I can deal with the heat and the stress and the fear. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform, and with your Harvard mouth, extend me some fuckin' courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

a few good men
Take caution in your tone, Commander. I'm a fair guy, but this fucking heat is making me absolutely crazy.
6986 Take caution in your tone, Commander. I'm a fair guy, but this fuckin' heat's making me absolutely crazy. You want to know about code reds? On the record I tell you that I discourage the practice in accordance with the NIS directive. Off the record I tell you that it's an invaluable part of close infantry training, and if it happens to go on without my knowledge, so be it. I run my base how I run my base. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 80 yards away from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't for one second think you're gonna come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.

a few good men
Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.
7113 Please, spare me the psycho-babble father bullshit. Dawson and Downey'll have their day in court, but they'll have it with another lawyer.

a few good men
Oh, hah, I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school.
7673 Ah, I keep forgetting: You were sick the day they taught law at law school.

a few good men
So this is what a courtroom looks like.
7129 So this is what a courtroom looks like.

a few good men
What do you wanna discuss now? My favorite color?
7828 What would you like to discuss now! My favorite color?

a few good men
Oh, now I see what you're saying. It had to be Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick.
6736 Oh, now I see what you're saying. It had to be Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick.

a few good men
Maybe, if we work at it, we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.
7642 Maybe if we work at it we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.

a few good men
Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?
7101 What happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?

a hard day's night
You don't know what this means to me. If you hadn't come back it would have meant... the epilogue or the news... in Welsh... for life!
8839 Boys, you don't know what this means to me. If you hadn't come back it would have been the epilogue or the news in Welsh for life.

a hard day's night
He's sex obsessed! The older generation's leading our nation in a state of galloping ruin!
8496 He's sex-obsessed, the older generation are leading this country to galloping ruin.

a hard day's night
God knows what you've unleashed on the unsuspecting South. It'll be wine, women, and song all the way with Ringo when he gets the taste for it.
8660 God knows what you've unleashed on the unsuspecting South. It'll be wine, women and song all the way with Ringo once he's got the taste for it.

a hard day's night
He's very fussy about his drums, you know. They loom large in his legend.
8346 He's very touchy about those his drums, they loom large in his legend.

a hard day's night
Hey, you won't interfere with the basic rugged concept of me personality, will you madam?
8479 You won't interfere with the basic rugged concept of my personality, will you, girl?

a hard day's night
I'm going out parading before it's too late!
8547 I'm going parading before it's too late!

a hard day's night
There you go, hiding behind a smokescreen of bourgeois cliches.
8343 That's right retreat behind a smoke screen of bourgeois cliches. I don't go round messing about with your ear-phones, do I?

a hard day's night
Sorry we hurt your field, mister.
8377 Sorry if we hurt your field, Mister.

a hard day's night
Get me a bottle of milk and some tranquilizers. I see it all now, it's a plot... a plot...
8365 Give me a bottle of milk and a packet of Oblivion. Oh, it's a plot, I see it now, it's all a plot.

a hard day's night
I now declare this bridge open!
8435 I now declare this bridge open.

a nightmare on elm street
One, two, Freddy's coming for you. / Three, four, better lock your door. / Five, six, grab your crucifix. / Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. / Nine, ten, never sleep again.
9091 One, two, Freddie's coming for you, three four, better lock your door, five six, grab your crucifix, seven eight gonna stay up late, nine ten, never sleep again...

a nightmare on elm street
I'm going to punch out your ugly lights, whoever you are!
8917 I'm gonna punch out your ugly lights, whoever you are.

a nightmare on elm street
I don't know what's real anymore.
9195 I don't know who he is. But he's burned, he wears a weird hat, a red and yellow sweater, real dirty, and he uses some sort of knifes he's got made into a sort of... glove. Like giant fingernails.

a nightmare on elm street
Guys can have nightmares too ya know. Ya ain't got a corner on the market or somethin'.
8949 Guys can have nightmares too, y'know. You ain't got a corner on the fucking market or something.

a nightmare on elm street
Maybe we're gonna have a big earthquake. They say things get really weird just before.
8887 Maybe we're gonna have the Big Earthquake. They say things get weird just before that...

a nightmare on elm street
Tina, you either gotta cut your fingernails or ya gotta stop that kind of dreaming. One or the other.
564944 Hold your horses. You gotta cut your nails or stop that kind of dreaming, Tina. One or the other.

a nightmare on elm street
Okay Krueger, we play in your court.
9393 Okay, Krueger, you bastard. We play in your court.

a nightmare on elm street
And now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep. And if I die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take.
9425 Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.

a nightmare on elm street
Oh, God, I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.
9040 O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams...

a nightmare on elm street
Whatever you do don't fall asleep.
9340 Meanwhile whatever you do don't fall asleep. Midnight.

a nightmare on elm street
I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy.
9383 I'm your boyfriend now...

a nightmare on elm street
Oh, man. Midnight. Baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful.
9341 Holy shit! Midnight. Baseball bats and boogemen. Unfucking real.

a nightmare on elm street
I probably could have saved her if I'd have moved sooner. But I thought it was just another nightmare, like the one I had the night before. There was... there was this guy; he had knives for fingers.
9078 I probably could've saved her if I'd moved sooner... But I thought it was just another nightmare, like the one I had the night before.  There... was this guy who had knives for fingers...

a nightmare on elm street
Nancy, you dreamed about the same creep I did.
8911 Nancy. You dreamed about the same creep I did, Nancy...

a nightmare on elm street
You gotta believe in something, right?  I'm gonna be here when you wake up. You're gonna make it.
9122 I believe in you, me, and Rock and Roll. And I'm not too sure about you lately.

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
Ain't gonna dream no more, no more. Ain't gonna dream no more. All night long I sing this song. Ain't gonna dream no more.
10007 I ain't gonna dream no more, no more, I ain't gonna dream no more.  All night long I sing this song, 'cause I ain't gonna dream no more...

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
Do you like my body, Joey?
10331 Do you like my body, Joey?

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
If your only faith is science, doctor, it may be you that's laid to rest.
10371 If your only faith is science, Doctor... it may be you that's laid to rest.

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
This is where he takes us.
9985 This is where he takes us.

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
Phillip, wake up... Have a nice stroll, asshole.
10165 Have a nice stroll, asshole.

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
Let's snuff the sucka.
10509 Let's snuff the fucker.

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
Hi. Welcome to the snake pit.
10052 Hi.  Welcome to the Snake Pit.

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
In my dreams I can walk. My legs are strong. In my dreams I am the Wizard Master.
10317 In my dreams, I can walk.  My legs are strong.

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
You stupid bitch, you're killing us... YOU'RE KILLING US.
10387 YOU STUPID BITCH!  YOU'RE KILLING US! KILLING US!

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
It's now or never. I'm not gonna kid you, this is as dangerous as it gets. If you die in this dream it's for real. Nobody has to go in that doesn't want to.
10443 It's now or never.  I won't kid you. This is as dangerous as it gets.  If you die in the dream, it's for real. Nobody has to go in that doesn't want to.

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
My God. You were his mother.
10556 My God.  You were his mother.

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
I wanna draw some blood!
10683 I need to draw some blood...

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
You can check in, but you can't check out.
10903 You can check in, but you can't check out!

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
Welcome to Wonderland, Alice.
10935 Welcome to wonderland, Alice!  Hahahaha!

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
You shouldn't have buried me. I'm not dead.
10627 You shouldn't've buried me...I'm not dead.

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
This ain't my dreamland. Kristen! If you're here, I'm gonna pound your ass!
10618 This ain't my dreamland.  KRISTEN.  IF YOU HERE I'M GONNA POUND YOUR ASS!!

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
A true warrior needs no eyes.
10845 A true warrior, Rick-san, needs no eyes.

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
If the food don't kill ya, the service will.
10877 If the food don't kill ya, the service will, hahaha!

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
Ninja warriors have calm.  Find your balance, Rick!
10847 Ninja warriors have calm.  Find your balance, Rick.

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
You think you've got what it takes? I've been guarding my gate for a long time, bitch.
10944 You think you got what it takes, I been guarding my gate forever, hahaha!

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
Oh, hi, handsome. Care for some buns?
10692 Hi, handsome.  Care for some buns?

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
All the towns in America, and I gotta move to The Bermuda Triangle. That's great.
10873 All the towns in America, I had to move to the Bermuda triangle.

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
Joey! Kincaid! Help me!
10657 Joey!  Kincaid!

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
How sweet. Fresh meat.
10761 How sweet!  Fresh meat!

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
How's this for a wet dream?
10649 How's this for a wet dream?

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
All right, I'm gonna punch his ticket in.
10906 Alright, asleep or awake, I'm gonna punch his ticket in.

a nightmare on elm street part 2: freddy's revenge
Go ahead, Jesse. Try it on for size.
11118 Go ahead, Jesse.  Try it on for size!

a nightmare on elm street part 2: freddy's revenge
Fight him. You are not afraid of him! He doesn't even exist!
11362 You're not afraid of him!  He doesn't even exist.

a nightmare on elm street part 2: freddy's revenge
He can't fight me. I'm him.
11363 He can't fight me.  I'm him.

a nightmare on elm street part 2: freddy's revenge
Then what is it? Bird rabies? It's that cheap seed you been buying.
11105 Alright then, what is it?  Bird rabies? That cheap seed you've been buying?

a nightmare on elm street part 2: freddy's revenge
Schneider got wasted last night. He must have been working late. Some maniac sliced him up like a kielbasa, hacked him in the shower. Got bloody footprints all over the place.
11247 He must've been working late and some fruitcake came in and sliced him up like a kielbasa.  In the shower!  Left bloody footprints all over the...

a nightmare on elm street part 2: freddy's revenge
If you want to play with animals, Mr. Walsh, join the circus.
11051 If you want to play with animals, Mr. Walsh, join the circus.

a nightmare on elm street part 2: freddy's revenge
Kill me, Lisa. Please kill me... I love you, Lisa.
11369 Kill me!  Please kill me!

a nightmare on elm street part 2: freddy's revenge
Wake up, little girl.
11270 Wake up, little girl...

a nightmare on elm street part 2: freddy's revenge
Okay, I believe you. You've had some scary dreams okay?
11315 I believe you.  You had some scary dreams, okay?

a nightmare on elm street part 2: freddy's revenge
Mommy? Why can't Jesse wake up like everybody else?
10956 Why can't Jesse wake up like every- body else?

a nightmare on elm street: the dream child
Why don't you shut up and let her talk? I mean two of us have died in the past two days. Does that just strike you as particularly normal?
9767 Why don't you shut up and let her talk! Two of us died in the last two days, does that strike you as particularly normal?!

a nightmare on elm street: the dream child
... seven, eight, better stay awake. Nine, ten, he's back again.
9599 Nine ten, Freddy's back again...

a nightmare on elm street: the dream child
All right, Krueger... this time it's for keeps!
9952 All right, Krueger.  This time it's for keeps.

a nightmare on elm street: the dream child
Hey, Danny, better not dream and drive.
9660 Don't dream and drive!

a nightmare on elm street: the dream child
Nothing but the best for Greta!
9745 Nothing but the best for Greta!

a nightmare on elm street: the dream child
Kids... always a disappointment.
9945 Kids!  Always a disappointment.

a nightmare on elm street: the dream child
Yee-haw! This boy feels the need for speed.
9658 Time to feel the need for speed, Dickweed!

a perfect world
You know, Phillip, you have a goddamned red, white and blue American right to eat cotton candy and ride roller coasters.
596235 You know, Phillip, you have a goddammed red, white and blue American right to eat cotton candy and ride roller coasters.

a perfect world
You're a fucking crazy man.
595633 Yer' a fuckin' crazy man.

a perfect world
I need me a time machine with a loud radio to take me where I'm going.
596573 Naw, Phillip, I need me a time machine with a loud radio to take me where I'm goin'. Walkin's for squares.

a serious man
Sy Ableman was a serious man.
11976 Sy Ableman was a serious man!

a serious man
I feel like the carpet's been yanked out from under me.
11838 I feel like the carpet's been yanked out from under me. I don't know which end is up. I'm not even sure how to react; I'm too confused. Rabbi Scott What reasons did she give? For the rupture?

a serious man
I don't want Santana Abraxis! I've just been in a terrible auto accident!
11921 Look, something is very wrong! I don't want Santana Abraxis! I've just been in a terrible auto accident! Beat.

a walk to remember
Our love is like the wind... I can't see it, but I sure can feel it.
12739 It's like the wind. I can't see it but I feel it.

a walk to remember
All I know is... you're beautiful.
12558 'Yes.  You're beautiful.'

above the law
This maniac should be wearing a number, not a badge.
13331 That maniac should be wearing a number, not a badge.

absolute power
This person, they... they go in the front door, then they go out a window and down a rope in the middle of the night?  If I could do something like that, I'd be the star of my A.A.R.P. meetings.
14182 I wish it was true. Your robber actually went in the front door but came out down a rope in the dark in the middle of the night? If only I could do stuff like that -- I'd be the star of my A.A.R.P. meetings.

absolute power
Your life could be a whole lot simpler if you could learn to operate a VCR.
13965 Luther. Your life would be a whole lot simpler if you could learn to operate a V.C.R.

absolute power
Do you know what it's like to be the only kid in the first grade who got to talk about visiting day?
14024 -- you know what it's like being the only kid in show and tell who got to talk about visiting day?

absolute power
Kate, he's on the run and he's scared. And he's right to be scared, 'cause he's gonna get caught. You don't know the heat on this.
14285 Kate, he's on the run and he's scared and he's right to be scared because he's going to get caught -- you don't know the heat on this.

absolute power
Remember, tomorrow is promised to no one.
14211 Tomorrow is promised to no one.

absolute power
I'm your substitute driver tonight, Mr. Sullivan.
14457 You don't need an appointment, Mr. Sullivan.

absolute power
You work with your hands, don't you?
13963 You work with your hands, don't you?

absolute power
I'd been married to my Rebecca for forty-seven years. When she died, I decided I never wanted that pain again. One thing I knew about Christy, she was going to outlive me.
14060 I'd been married to my Rebecca for forty-seven years and when she died, I decided I never wanted that pain again. One thing I knew about Christy: she was going to outlive me.

absolute power
Miss Russell, I should've called the police that night but I was weak. You convinced me to stay silent. I regret that. Know this: every time I see your face, I wanna rip your throat out.
14241 Miss Russell, I should have called the police that night. But I was weak. You convinced me to stay silent. I regret that. Know this: every time I see your face I want to rip your throat out.

absolute power
So, do you want my signed confession now, or after coffee?
14176 So, do you want my confession now or after coffee?

ace ventura pet detective
Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear.
15201 Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear! The dog is barking insanely.

ace ventura pet detective
Your gun is digging into my hip.
15755 Your gun's digging into my hip. More kissing, the Ace stops.

ace ventura pet detective
Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. In time you could develop a tumour.
15932 Be careful with that phone, lieutenant. I wouldn't want you to get a tumor.

ace ventura pet detective
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
15317 If I'm not back in five minutes call Lloyd Bridges.

ace ventura pet detective
It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?
15667 It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball laces out, like you're supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of Gonorrhea and rot in Hell. Would you like a cookie, son? Ace takes a cookie. Holding it up.

ace ventura pet detective
I need some refreshments, Dan. Would you like some refreshments, Dan? I'll be right back, Dan.
15909 I made some refreshments, Dan. Would you like some refreshments, Dan? I'll be right back, Daaaan!! She goes. Dan struggles, but to no avail.

ace ventura pet detective
Hey Ventura, Ventura. Make any good collars lately, or were they leashes.
15341 Hey, Ventura! Make any good collars lately?

ace ventura pet detective
Who let Dr. Dolittle in?
15532 Who let Dr. Doolittle in? Emilio steps in immediately.

ace ventura pet detective
That was a close one ladies and gentleman. Unfortunately in every contest, there must be a loser. Loo-hoo-ser-her.
15194 That was a close one, ladies and gentlemen. Unfortunately, in every contest, there must be...

ace ventura pet detective
Uh oh, I think I heard a toilet flush. Maybe somebody lost a turtle.
15547 Uh oh, I think I heard a toilet flush. Maybe someone lost their turtle? Everyone has a laugh. Ace looks beaten.

ace ventura pet detective
Pet Detective:  Howdy Lurch. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.
15622 Excuse me, guy?! My name is Ace Ventura, I'm a pet detective. I'd like to ask you a few questions if I could. No one even looks at him.

ace ventura pet detective
Oh there is just one more thing Lieutenant...
15550 Oh, there is just one more thing, Lieutenant.  This man is Roger Podacter's neighbor. He lives across the hall. He said he heard a scream, is that right, sir? The neighbor nods. Ace turns to the apartment manager.

adaptation
See her? I fucked her up the ass.
16297 See her? I fucked her up the ass.

adaptation
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, you know, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Anisotremus virginicus, Holdacanthus ciliaris, Chaetodon capistratus. You name it. Then one day I say, "fuck fish". I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much "fuck fish".
16219 I'll tell you a story. I once fell deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. I had sixty goddamn fish tanks in my house. I'd skin-dive to find just the right ones. Anisotremus virginicus, Holacanthus ciliaris, Chaetodon capistratus. You name it. Then one day I say, fuck fish. I renounce fish.

adaptation
I suppose I do have one unembarrassed passion. I want to know what it feels like to care about something passionately.
16740 Here's me! Here's me again! "I wanted to know what it's like to care about something passionately."

adaptation
Okay, well here's the twist. We find out that, that the killer really suffers from multiple personality disorder, right? See, he's actually really the cop and the girl. All of them are him. Isn't that fucked up?
16166 Okay, but there's a twist. See, we find out the killer suffers from multiple personality disorder. Okay? See, he's really also the cop and the girl. All of them. It's all him! Isn't that crazy?

adaptation
John Leroche is a tall guy, skinny as a stick, pale eyes, slouch-shouldered, sharply handsome, despite the fact he's missing all his front teeth.
16017 John Laroche is a tall guy, skinny as a stick, pale-eyed, slouch-shouldered and sharply handsome despite the fact that he is missing all his front teeth.

adaptation
I'd fuck her up the ass!
16303 Oh man. I'd fuck her up the ass.

adaptation
There are too many ideas and things and people. Too many directions to go. I was starting to believe the reason it matters to care passionately about something, is that it whittles the world down to a more manageable size.
16462 There are too many ideas and things and people, too many directions to go. I was starting to believe the reason it matters to care passionately about something is that it whittles the world down to a more manageable size.

adaptation
You and I share the same DNA. Is there anything more lonely than that?
16276 You and I share the same DNA. Is there anything more lonely than that?

affliction
You will say that I should have known terrible things were about to happen. You will say that I was responsible. But even so, what could I have done by then? Wade lived on the edge of his emotions. He was always first to receive the brunt of our father's anger. He had no perspective to retreat to, even in a crisis.
19704 You will say I should have known terrible things were about to happen, and perhaps I should have. But even so, what could I have done by then? Wade never went inside. He lived almost wholly out there on his skin, with no interior space to retreat to, even in a crisis.

affliction
This is the story of my older brother's strange criminal behaviour and disappearance. We who loved him no longer speak of Wade. It's as if he never existed.
19019 This is the story of my older brother's strange criminal behavior and disappearance. We who loved him no longer speak of Wade. It's as if he never existed. By telling his story like this, as his brother, I separate myself from his family and those who loved him. Everything of importance -- that is, everything that gives rise to the telling of this story -- occurred during a single deer-hunting season in a small town in upstate New Hampshire where Wade was raised and so was I. One night something changed and my relation to Wade's story was different from what it had been since childhood. I mark this change by Wade's tone of voice during a phone call two nights after Halloween. Something I had not heard before. Let us imagine that around eight o'clock on Halloween Eve, speeding past Toby's, Route 29, comes a pale green eight-year-old Ford Fairlane with a police bubble on top. A square-faced man wearing a trooper's cap is driving the vehicle. Beside him sits a child, a little girl with a plastic tiger mask covering her face. The man is driving fast --

affliction
Not a goddamn one of you is worth a hair on that good woman's head!
19501 Not a one of you is worth a goddamned hair on that good woman's head!

affliction
I've got sons, goddamn it! By God have I got sons!
19434 I've got sons, Goddamnit, oh my God, have I got sons! Wade? Rolfe? Elbourne? You love me boys? Do you love your Pop? Of course you do!

affliction
I think there's some dirty business going on in this town.
19657 Alma, I think there's some dirty business going on in this town.

affliction
Christ Sally! You are such a good person. Capital G! By God you are... you are so much better than I am. I am no goddamn good at all. And you... you are truly a good person. Like a fucking saint!
19436 Oh, Jesus, Sally, you are such a Goddamned good person! Capital G. You are so much better than I am, I who am no good at all, you who are a truly good person, like a fucking saint! Beyond fucking com-pare.

affliction
You know I get the feeling like a whipped dog some days. Some night I'm gonna bite back, I swear!
19373 I get to feeling like a whipped dog some days, Rolfe, and some night I'm going to bite back. I swear it.

affliction
You know she won't be here for a half hour. You think you can stand it here that long?
19091 She won't be here for a half hour. Think you can stand it that long?

affliction
That's what I love about this small town. Everyone knows everyone.
19213 That's what I love about a small town. You know everybody.

after school special
The male deposits his seed, and moves on. Probably to a younger, more desirable female. One who doesn't have any issues, whatever that means.
20904 With one final thrust of his engorged penis, the male deposits his seed and moves on. Probably to a younger, more desirable female. One who doesn't have any "issues." Whatever that means.

agnes of god
As much as God loves you
22555 As much as God loves you.

agnes of god
I don't know the meaning behind the song she sang. Perhaps it was a song of seduction, and the father was a field hand. Perhaps the song was simply a lullaby she remembered from many years ago, and the father was hope, and love, and desire and a belief in miracles. I want to believe that she was blessed. And I do miss her. And I hope she's left something; some little part of herself with me. That would be miracle enough, wouldn't it?
22931 I don't know the meaning behind the song she sang. Perhaps it was a song of seduction. And the father was a fieldhand. Perhaps the song was simply a lullaby that she remembered from many years ago. And the father was hope and... and love and desire. And a belief in miracles.

agnes of god
As much as Mother Miriam loves me?
22554 As much as Mother Miriam does?

air force one
Liberty Two Four is changing call signs - Liberty Two Four is now Air Force One!
23636 They've changed their bearing. Air Force One. Air Force One.

air force one
. No matter what happens, we land this aircraft is that understood?
23609 No matter what happens, you have been and always will be my hero.

air force one
Mr. President, welcome aboard, sir!
23810 Welcome aboard, sir.

air force one
How the hell did they get Air Force One?
22946 Gentlemen, welcome to Air Force One.

airplane
The oil pressure. I forgot to check the oil pressure! When Kramer hears about this, the shit's going to hit the fan!
24301 Oil pressure. I forgot to check the oil pressure. When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan.

airplane
I know but this guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.
24191 This guy doing the flying has no airline experience at all. He'll be a menace to himself and everything else in the air... ...Yes, birds too.

airplane
Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
24053 Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

airplane
Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
24278 Shana, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash!

airplane
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
24365 I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

airplane
The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!
24327 The tower! Oh! Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

airplane
Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!
24341 Where did you get that dress? It's an eye- sore!

airplane
He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. What an asshole!
24350 He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to thirteen hundred feet! What an asshole!

airplane
I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
24047 My, stomach. I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Lina Wertmuller film.

airplane
No, we can't do that, the risk of a flame-out is too great. Keep 'em at 24,000. No, feet.
24166 No, we can't do that; the risk of a flameout is too great. Keep him 24,000. No, feet!

airplane
No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.
23919 No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure. Supple, pouting breasts. Firm thighs. It's a shame you're not getting along.

airplane
Well, I'll give him another twenty minutes, but that's it!
24360 Well, I'll give him another twenty minutes, but that's it.

airplane
The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
24127 I think you ought to know what our chances are. The life of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone back there who not only can fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.

airplane
Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable grueling.  At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence  Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
24103 Then a dryness in the throat. As the virus penetrates the red blood cells the victim becomes dizzy and begins to experience a rash and itching. From there the poison works its way into the central nervous system causing severe muscle spasms, followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system is rendered useless, causing the complete collapse of the lower bowels, accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence...until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering, wasted piece of jelly.

airplane ii: the sequel
I'm gonna go get Ted, just don't fall apart on me now!
25859 I've got to get Ted.  Just don't come apart on me now, Simon.

aladdin
We just keep running into each other, don't we, street rat?
26418 We just keep running into each other, don't we,

aladdin
You know Al, I'm getting really -  I don't think you're him.
26727 Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid. Not

aladdin
Oooooh, nice shot, Jafa-
26840 Oh, nice shot, Jaf--

aladdin
You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
26467 You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you boy?

aladdin
Who disturbs my slumber?
26240 Who disturbs my slumber?

aladdin
Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorceror Jafar!
26808 Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for

aladdin
Look at that, Abu. It's not everyday you see a horse with two rear ends.
26294 Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a

aladdin
You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.
26733 You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a

aladdin
I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.
26314 I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother

ali
Don King talks black, lives white and thinks green.
27572 Don King talks black, lives white and thinks green! Why you defending him and "brother" Herbert?

ali
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee His hands can't hit what his eyes can't see.
26919 Float like a butterfly! Sting like a bee! Rumble, young man, rumble. Aaaaaaargh!

ali
What's my name? What's my name, motherfucker!
27289 What's my name, motherfucker?!

ali
I ain't draft dodging. I ain't burning no flag. I ain't running to Canada. I'm staying right here. You want to send me to jail? Fine, you go right ahead. I've been in jail for 400 years. I could be there for 4 or 5 more, but I ain't going no 10,000 miles to help murder and kill other poor people. If I want to die, I'll die right here, right now, fightin' you, if I want to die. You my enemy, not no Chinese, no Vietcong, no Japanese. You my opposer when I want freedom. You my opposer when I want justice. You my opposer when I want equality. Want me to go somewhere and fight for you? You won't even stand up for me right here in America, for my rights and my religious beliefs. You won't even stand up for my right here at home.
27281 I ain't draft dodgin'! I ain't goin' to Canada. I ain't burnin' my draft card. I ain't burnin' the flag. I'm stayin' right here. And you want to throw me in jail? Go ahead. I'll do my time. I been in jail four hundred years. I'll be in jail four, five more. But I ain't goin' ten thousand miles to help murder and kill poor people for you. 'Cause if I'm gonna die, I'll die now, right here, fighting you. If I wanna die. You my enemy, not Vietcong or Chinese or Japanese. You my opposer when I want freedom. You my opposer when I want justice. You my opposer when I want equality. You want me to go somewhere for you, but you won't even stand up for me in America, for my rights and beliefs, you won't even stand up for me here at home.

ali
I'm the only normal one left around here. I'm a black Jew, I'm half drunk and I cant read.
27208 Man, I'm the only normal person left around here and I'm a black Jew who can't read and is half drunk.

ali
Ain't no Vietcong ever called me nigger.
27257 No Vietcong ever called me nigger.

ali
You look like the heavyweight champion of pimps.
27402 ...what Heavyweight Champion of the World? I'm not the champ. I am retired, finished, out of the game. And I ain't gonna let myself grieve and suffer none. But I know I will not fight again...

ali
I'm gonna give 1000 dollars to the man who brings me Howard Cosell's toupee, dead or alive.
27397 A thousand dollars to the man who brings me Howard Cosell's toupee! Dead or alive!

alien
I found it. Just short of Zeta II Reticuli. We haven't reached the Outer Rim yet.
27813 Just short of Zeta II Reticuli. We haven't even reached the outer rim yet.

alien
This is commercial towing vehicle Nostromo out of the Solomons, registration number 1-8-0-niner-2-4-6-0-niner. Calling Antarctica traffic control. Do you read me? Over.
27808 This is deep space commercial vessel SNARK, registration number E180246, calling Antarctica air traffic control. Do you read me? Over.

alien nation
Your mother mates out of season.
29626 Your mother mates out of season.

alien nation
If the drug is here, we must destroy it!
29848 If the drug is here, we must destroy it.

alien nation
It is like your name... Sykes. I'm sure it doesn't bother you at all that it sounds like "ss'ai k'ss," two words in my language which mean "excrement" and "cranium."  Shithead.
29488 That is exactly so. It is like your name... Sykes. I'm sure it doesn't bother you at all that it sounds like "ss'ai k'ss", two words in my language which mean "excrement" and "cranium".

alien resurrection
Father's dead, asshole. Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one.
30658 Intruder on level one... all aliens please proceed to level one.

alien resurrection
You are... a beautiful, beautiful, butterfly.
30760 Beautiful.... beautiful butterfly...

alien resurrection
She is severely fuckable, ain't she?
30113 She is severely fuckable, isn't she? - And the very devil with a socket wrench.

alien resurrection
Don't push me, little Call. You hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fuck!
30086 Don't push me, little Annalee. You hang with us a while, you'll learn I'm not the man with whom to fuck.

alien resurrection
Don't ever touch me!  Ever!
30663 Don't touch me.

alien resurrection
You're a thing, a construct. They grew you in a fucking lab.
30187 You're a thing. A construct. They grew you in a fucking lab.

alien resurrection
My mommy always said there were no monsters. No real ones. But there are.
29965 My mom always said there were no monsters -- no, real ones -- but there are.

alien resurrection
Hey Christie, do me a favour. When we hit the surface on the other side, no backstroke, okay!
30525 Christie, do me a favor. When we hit the surface on the other side... no backstroke. Okay?

aliens
We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.
32629 We should get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon. They come mostly at night. Mostly.

aliens
Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!
32604 Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got out asses kicked, pal!

aliens
In nineteen minutes, this area's gonna be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska.
32871 In seventeen minutes this place will be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska.

aliens
You always were an asshole, Gorman!
32849 You always were an asshole, Gorman.

aliens
Maybe we got 'em demoralized.
32747 Maybe we got 'em demoralized.

aliens
Outstanding. Now all we need is a deck of cards.
32644 Outstanding. Then all we need's a deck of cards. All right, let's move like we got a purpose.

aliens
You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.
32792 You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them screwing each other over for a fucking percentage.

aliens
Hey, Hicks. Man, you look just like I feel.
32315 Suck air. Hey, Hicks...you look like I feel.

aliens
Bio-readouts are all in the green, looks like she's alive. Well, there goes our salvage, guys.
32184 Lights are green. She's alive. Well, there goes out salvage, guys.

aliens
"Surgically removed before embryo implantation. Subject: Marachek, John J., died during the procedure." They killed him taking it off.
32456 Removed surgically before embryo implantation. Subject: Marachuk, John L. Died during procedure. They killed him getting it off.

aliens
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
32502 Hah! Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen! Found 'em.

aliens
I guess she don't like the cornbread, either.
32346 She don't like the cornbread either.

aliens
Hudson, run a bypass.
32420 Sealed. Hudson, run a bypass.

all about eve
This beats all records for running, standing or jumping gall.
33984 This beats all world's records for running, standing and jumping gall!

all about eve
What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end.
33050 What a story. Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end...

all about eve
There never was, and there never will be, another like you.
34182 There never was, there'll never be another like you.

all about eve
Peace and quiet is for libraries!
33754 Peace and quit is for libraries.

all about eve
Nice speech, Eve. But I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that award where your heart ought to be.
34257 ... nice speech, Eve. But I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that award where your heart ought to be.

all about eve
The bed looks like a dead animal act.
33318 The bed looks like a dead animal act. Which one is sables?

all about eve
That I should want you at all suddenly strikes me as the height of improbability. But that in itself is probably the reason: You're an improbable person, Eve, and so am I. We have that in common. Also our contempt for humanity and inability to love and be loved, insatiable ambition, and talent. We deserve each other.
34231 That I should want you at all suddenly strikes me as the height of improbability. But that, in itself, is probably the reason. You're an improbable person, Eve, and so am I. We have that in common. Also a contempt for humanity, an inability to love or be loved, insatiable ambition - and talent. We deserve each other. Are you listening to me?

all about eve
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!
33476 Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night.

all about eve
Too bad, we're gonna miss the third act. They're gonna play it offstage.
33380 Too bad! We'll miss the third act. They're going to play it off stage.

all about eve
Margo Channing is a star of the theater. She made her first stage appearance at the age of four in Midsummer Night's Dream. She played a fairy and entered, quite unexpectedly, stark naked. She has been a star ever since. Margo is a great star, a true star. She never was or will be anything less or anything else.
32919 Margo Channing is the Star of the Theater. She made her first stage appearance, at the age of four, in 'Midsummer Night's Dream'. She played a fairy and entered - quite unexpectedly - stark naked. She has been a Star ever since.

all about eve
Heaven help me. I love a psychotic!
33069 Heaven help me, I love a psychotic.

all about eve
The atmosphere is very MacBeth-ish... what has, or is about to, happen?
33472 The general atmosphere is very Macbethish. What has or is about to happen?

all about eve
Where is Princess... fire and music?
33632 What fire and music?

all about eve
There are very few moments in life as good as this. Let's remember it. To each of us and all of us, never have we been more close, may we never be farther apart.
33978 There are very few moments in life as good as this. Let's remember it. To each of us and all of us... never have we been more close - may we never be farther apart.

all about eve
Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?
33497 Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?

all about eve
I detest cheap sentiment.
33784 I detest cheap sentiment.

all about eve
The minor awards, as you can see, have already been presented. Minor awards are for such as the writer and director, since their function is merely to construct a tower so that the world can applaud a light which flashes on top of it. And no brighter light has ever dazzled the eye than Eve Harrington.
32912 The minor awards, as you can see, have already been presented. Minor awards are for such as the writer and director - since their function is merely to construct a tower so that the world can applaud a light which flashes on top of it and no brighter light has ever dazzled the eye than Eve Harrington. Eve... but more of Eve, later. All about Eve, in fact.

all about eve
We all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns. If we don't blow them, who else will?
33855 We all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns. If we don't blow them - who will?

all about eve
Don't cry. Just score it as an incomplete forward pass.
33842 Don't cry. Just score it as an incomplete forward pass.

all about eve
Funny business, a woman's career - the things you drop on your way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. That's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted. And in the last analysis, nothing's any good unless you can look up just before dinner or turn around in bed, and there he is. Without that, you're not a woman. You're something with a French provincial office or a book full of clippings, but you're not a woman. Slow curtain, the end.
33806 Let's not fumble for excuses, not here and now with my hair down. At best, let's say I've been oversensitive to... well, to the fact that she's so young - so feminine and helpless. To so many things I want to be for Bill... funny business, a woman's career. The things you drop on your way up the ladder, so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you go back to being a woman. That's one career all females have in common - whether we like it or not - being a woman. Sooner or later we've all got to work at it, no matter what other careers we've had or wanted... and, in the last analysis, nothing is any good unless you can look up just before dinner or turns around in bed - and there he is. Without that, you're not woman. You're something with a French provincial office or a book full of clippings - but you're not a woman... ... slow curtain. The end.

all about eve
Let the rest of the world beat their brains out for a buck. It's friends that count. And I got friends.
33520 Let the rest of the world beat their brains out for a buck. It's friends that count. And I got friends.

all about eve
We all have abnormalities in common. We're a breed apart from the rest of humanity, we theatre folk. We are the original displaced personalities.
33338 We all have abnormality in common. We are a breed apart from the rest of the humanity, we Theater folk. We are the original displaced personalities...

all about eve
You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent!
33360 You're maudlin and full of self pity. You're magnificent.

all about eve
Where were we going that night, Lloyd and I? Funny, the things you remember and the things you don't.
33099 - and I'll never forget you, Eve. Where were we going that night, Lloyd and I? Funny the things you remember - and the things you don't...

all about eve
Lloyd, honey, be a playwright with guts. Write me one about a nice normal woman who just shoots her husband.
32971 Within your time, buster. Lloyd, honey, be a playwright with guts. Write me one about a nice, normal woman who shoots her husband.

all about eve
You're not much of a bargain, you know. You're conceited and thoughtless and messy.
33161 You're not such a bargain, you know, conceited and thoughtless and messy-

all about eve
Real diamonds in a wig, the world we live in.
33133 Real diamonds in a wig. The world we live in...

all about eve
You be the host. It's your party. Happy birthday, welcome home, and we who are about to die salute you.
33373 All right! I'm going to bed. You be the host. It's your party. Happy Birthday, welcome home, and we-who-are-about-to-die-salute-you.

all about eve
And you, I take it, are the Paderewski who plays his concerto on me, the piano?
33671 And you, I take it, are the Paderewski who plays his concerto on me, the piano? Where is Princess Fire-and-Music?

all about eve
Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men.
33574 Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men. Don't worry, Lloyd. I'll play your play. I'll wear rompers and come in rolling a hoop if you like... let's go say good night.

all about eve
I'll never forget this night as long as I live, and I'll never forget you for making it possible.
33098 Mrs. Richards. ... I'll never forget this night as long as I live. And I'll never forget you for making it possible.

all about eve
Those of you who do not read, attend the theater, listen to unsponsored radio programs, or know anything of the world in which you live, it is perhaps necessary to introduce myself. My name is Addison DeWitt. My native habitat is the theater. In it, I toil not, neither do I spin. I am a critic and commentator. I am essential to the theater.
32914 To those of you who do not read, attend the Theater, listen to uncensored radio programs or know anything of the world in which we live - it is perhaps necessary to introduce myself. My name is Addison deWitt. My native habitat is the Theater - in it I toil not, neither do I spin. I am a critic and commentator. I am essential to the Theater - as ants are to a picnic, as the ball weevil to a cotton field...

all the king's men
It could have been - whole world - Willie Stark.
36165 It could have been the whole world, Willie Stark. The whole world... Willie Stark. Why did he do it to me... Willie Stark? Why?

all the king's men
Anne, Burden's Landing is a place on the Moon. It isn't real. It doesn't exist. It's me pretending to live on what I earn. It's my mother trying to keep herself young and drinking herself old. It's you and Adam living in this house as though your father were still alive. It's an old man like the judge dreaming of the past.
35277 Anne, Burden's Landing is a place on the moon. It isn't real. It doesn't exist. It's me pretending I live on what I earn. It's my mother trying to keep herself young, and drinking herself old doing it. It's you and Adam living in this house as though your father were still alive. It's an old man like the Judge dreaming of the past... Anne, come away with me.

all the king's men
Now, shut up! Shut up, all of you! Now listen to me, you hicks. Yeah, you're hicks too, and they fooled you a thousand times like they fooled me. But this time, I'm going to fool somebody. I'm going to stay in this race. I'm on my own and I'm out for blood.
35446 Now, shut up! Shut up, all of you. Now, listen to me, you hicks. Yeah, you're hicks too, and they fooled you a thousand times, just like they fooled me. But this time I'm going to fool somebody. I'm going to stay in this race. I'm on my own and I'm out for blood.

all the king's men
I'm the hick they were gonna use to split the hick vote. But I'm standing right here now on my hind legs! Even a dog can learn to do that. Are you standing on your hind legs? Have you learned to do that yet?
35449 All right, listen to me... listen to me. I was the hick they were going to use to split the hick vote. But I'm standing right here now on my hind legs... even a dog can learn to do that. Are you standing on your hind legs? Have you learned to do that much yet? Here it is, here it is, you hicks. Nail up anybody who stands in your way! Nail up Joe Harrison! Nail up McMurphy! And if they don't deliver, give me a hammer and I'll do it myself.

all the king's men
They tried to ruin me, but they are ruined. They tried to ruin me because they didn't like what I have done. Do you like what I've done?
36140 They tried to ruin me. But they are ruined. They tried to ruin me because they did not like what I have done. Do you like what I have done?

all the king's men
He'll ditch everybody in the whole world, because that's what Willie wants. Nobody in the world but him!
35762 He'll ditch everybody in the whole world because that's what Willie wants. Nobody in the world but him.

all the king's men
Remember, it is not I who have won, but you. Your will is my strength, and your need is my justice, and I shall live in your right and your will. And if any man tries to stop me from fulfilling that right and that will, I'll break him. I'll break him with my bare hands, for I have the strength of many.
36141 Remember, it's not I who have won, but you. Your will is my strength, and your need is my justice, and I shall live in your right and your will. And if any man tries to stop me from fulfilling that right and that will, I'll break him. I'll break him with my bare hands. For I have the strength of many.

all the king's men
I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!
35224 I'm going to run... and you're not going to stop me. I'm gonna run even if I don't get a single vote.

all the king's men
You throw money around like it was money.
35524 You throw money around like it was money.

all the king's men
You wanna know what my platform is? Here it is. I'm gonna soak the fat boys and spread it out thin.
35481 Do you want to know what my platform is? Here it is: I'm going to soak the fat boys and I'm going to spread it thin.

all the president's men
Now hold it, hold it. We're about to accuse Haldeman, who only happens to be the second most important man in this country, of conducting a criminal conspiracy from inside the White House. It would be nice if we were right.
37022 --well shit, we oughtta be tense-- we're about to accuse Mr. Haldeman who only happens to be the second most important man in America of conducting a criminal conspiracy from inside the White House-- --it would be nice if we were right--

all the president's men
All non-denial denials. They doubt our ancestry, but they don't say the story isn't accurate.
36780 --all non-denial denials--we're dirty guys and they doubt we were ever virgins but they don't say the story is inaccurate.

all the president's men
Listen... I'm tired of your chickenshit games! I don't want hints... I need to know what you know.
37071 --I'm tired of your chickenshit games-- I don't want hints, I want what you know!

almost famous
Please don't give him any more acid.
37696 Please don't give him any more acid.

almost famous
Look at this: an entire generation of Cinderellas and there's no glass slipper.
37223 Look at this. An entire generation of Cinderellas and there's no slipper coming.

almost famous
Adolescence is a marketing tool.
37172 Adolescence is a marketing tool.

almost famous
I never said I was a golden god... or did I?
38050 I didn't say "Golden God." Or did I?

almost famous
When and where does this "real world" occur?
37855 When and where does the real world occur? I am really... confused here. Fuck! All these Rules And all these sayings... and nicknames...

almost famous
We are not Groupies. Groupies sleep with rockstars because they want to be near someone famous. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids.
37247 "Groupies" sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. We are here because of the music. We are Band Aids.

almost famous
She Changed everything. She was the one that said "No more sex. No more exploiting our bodies and hearts." Just blow-jobs, and that's it!
37252 She was the one who changed everything. She said "no more sex, no more exploiting our bodies and hearts... "

almost famous
Your looks have become a problem!
37667 Your looks have become a problem.

almost famous
You said we were going to go to Morocco. There is no Morocco. There's never been a Morocco. There's not even a Penny Lane. I don't even know your real name.
37853 I thought we were going to Morocco! There's no Morocco. There's never been a Morocco. There's not even a Penny Lane. I don'teven know your real name.

almost famous
Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak!
38075 You believe these new girls? None of 'em take birth control, and they eat all the steak.

almost famous
Don't worry, no one's getting hurt here. She knows Leslie's coming to New York tomorrow. This is the circus, everybody's trying not to go home. Stop looking at me like that.
37821 Look. Nobody's feelings are getting hurt here. She already knows Leslie's coming To New York tomorrow. They all understand. This is the Circus. Everybody's trying not to go home. Nobody's saying goodbye.

almost famous
He was never a person, he was a journalist!
38053 He was never a "person!" He was a journalist!

almost famous
Just think, any other city in the world and you'd still be a virgin.
37754 Me too. Greenville is so boring. Any other city in the world and you'd still be a virgin.

almost famous
Does anybody remember laughter?
37269 Does anybody remember laugh-tah? Come and GET 'EM!

almost famous
A Mo-Jo, it's a very high-tech machine that transmits pages over the telephone! It only takes eighteen minutes a page!
37890 A mojo. It's a very modern machine that transmits pages over the telephone. It only takes eighteen Minutes a page...

almost famous
Listen to Tommy with a candle burning, and you'll see your entire future.
37188 "Listen to Tommy with a candle burning and you will see your entire future..."

almost famous
Look - you should be happy for me. You don't know what he says to me in private. Maybe it is love - as much as it can be...
37864 Look. You should be happy for me. You don't know what he says to me in private. Maybe it is love. As much as it can be with someone who --

almost famous
Doris is the soul of this band!
37802 Doris is the soul of this band! That bus has been our home since we were the Jeff Bebe Band.

almost famous
"That groupie"? She was a Band-Aid! All she did was love your band. And you used her, all of you! You used her and threw her away! She almost died last night while you were with Bob Dylan. You guys, you're always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans; she was your biggest fan, and you threw her away! And if you can't see that, that's your biggest problem. And I love her! I love her!
37994 "That groupie?" She was a Band-Aid. All she did was love your band. And you all -- you used her, all of you. You used her and threw her away. She almost died last night, while you were with Bob Dylan. You're always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans. She was your biggest fan and you threw her away. And if you can't see that, that's your biggest problem.

almost famous
I'm never as good as when you're there.
37746 I'm getting good stuff out here.

alone in the dark
I thought you were dead, asshole.
38290 I thought you were dead, you asshole!

alone in the dark
This doesn't make any sense.
38300 Does it make any sense to you?

amadeus
That was not Mozart laughing, Father... that was God.
39389 That was not Mozart laughing, Father. That was God. That was God! God laughing at me through that obscene giggle. Go on, Signore. Laugh. Rub my nose in it. Show my mediocrity for all to see. You wait! I will laugh at You! Before I leave this earth, I will laugh at You! Amen!

amadeus
They're all so beautiful. Why don't I have three heads?
38834 Oh, they're both so beautiful, I can't decide. Why don't I have two heads?

amadeus
From now on we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me for reward only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on earth as far as I am able.
39185 Because You will not enter me, with all my need for you; because You scorn my attempts at virtue; because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty infantile boy and give me for reward only the ability to recognize the Incarnation; because You are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will block You! I swear it! I will hinder and harm Your creature on earth as far as I am able. I will ruin Your Incarnation.

amadeus
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you... I absolve you... I absolve you... I absolve you... I absolve you all.
40046 Mediocrities everywhere, now and to come: I absolve you all! Amen! Amen! Amen!

amadeus
My music... they started without me!
38777 My music! They've started! They've started without me!

amadeus
What's so intelligent about writing a Requiem Mass?
39811 Oh yes? And what's so intelligent about writing a Requiem?

amadeus
While my father prayed earnestly to God to protect commerce, I would offer up secretly the proudest prayer a boy could think of: Lord, make me a great composer. Let me celebrate Your glory through music and be celebrated myself. Make me famous through the world, dear God. Make me immortal. After I die, let people speak my name forever with love for what I wrote. In return, I will give You my chastity, my industry, my deepest humility, every hour of my life, Amen.
38731 Whilst my father prayed earnestly to God to protect commerce, I would offer up secretly the proudest prayer a boy could think of. Lord, make me a great composer! Let me celebrate your glory through music - and be celebrated myself! Make me famous through the world, dear God! Make me immortal! After I die let people speak my name forever with love for what I wrote! In return I vow I will give you my chastity - my industry, my deepest humility, every hour of my life. And I will help my fellow man all I can. Amen and amen!

amadeus
All I wanted was to sing to God. He gave me that longing... and then made me mute. Why? Tell me that. If He didn't want me to praise him with music, why implant the desire? Like a lust in my body! And then deny me the talent?
39164 All I ever wanted was to sing to Him. That's His doing, isn't it? He gave me that longing - then made me mute. Why? Tell me that. If He didn't want me to serve Him with music, why implant the desire, like a lust in my body, then deny me the talent? Go on, tell me! Speak for Him!

amadeus
Sire, only opera can do this. In a play if more than one person speaks at the same time, it's just noise, no one can understand a word. But with opera, with music... with music you can have twenty individuals all talking at the same time, and it's not noise, it's a perfect harmony!
39518 Sire, only opera can do this. In a play, if more than one person speaks at the same time, it's just noise. No one can understand a word. But with music, with music you can have twenty individuals all talking at once, and it's not noise - it's a perfect harmony. Isn't that marvelous?

amadeus
That doesn't really work, does it?
38911 That really doesn't work, does it?

amadeus
That was Mozart. That! That giggling dirty-minded creature I had just seen, crawling on the floor!
38778 So that was he! That giggling, dirty- minded creature I'd just seen crawling on the floor. Mozart. The phenomenon whose legend had haunted my youth. Impossible.

amadeus
Is that woman still lying on the floor?
39018 Is her mother still lying on the floor?

amadeus
Italian is the proper language for opera. All educated people agree on that.
38812 But not German, I beg your Majesty! Italian is the proper language for opera. All educated people agree on that.

amadeus
Come on now, be honest! Which one of you wouldn't rather listen to his hairdresser than Hercules? Or Horatius, or Orpheus... people so lofty they sound as if they shit marble!
39523 Oh, bello, bello, bello! Come on now, be honest. Wouldn't you all rather listen to your hairdressers than Hercules? Or Horatius? Or Orpheus? All those old bores! people so lofty they sound as if they shit marble!

amadeus
Forgive me, Majesty. I am a vulgar man! But I assure you, my music is not.
39526 Forgive me, Majesty. I'm a vulgar man. But I assure you, my music is not.

amadeus
He was my idol. Mozart, I can't think of a time when I didn't know his name.
38726 He was my idol! I can't remember a time when I didn't know his name! When I was only fourteen he was already famous. Even in Legnago - the tiniest town in Italy - I knew of him.

amadeus
As I stood there understanding how that bitter old man was still possessing his poor son even from beyond the grave, I began to see a terrible way I could finally triumph over God.
39638 And hour after hour, as I stood there, understanding even more clearly how that bitter old man was still possessing his poor son from beyond the grave, I began to see a way - a terrible way - I could finally triumph over God, my torturer.

amadeus
Your son is an unprincipled, spoiled, conceited brat!
39045 Your son is an unprincipled, spoiled, conceited brat.

amadeus
A young man trying to impress beyond his abilities.
38806 A young man trying to impress beyond his abilities. Too much spice. Too many notes.

amadeus
Can you remember no melody of mine? I was the most famous composer in Europe. I wrote 40 operas alone.
38712 Can you recall no melody of mine? I was the most famous composer in Europe when you were still a boy. I wrote forty operas alone. What about this little thing?

amadeus
I will speak for you, Father. I speak for all mediocrities in the world. I am their champion. I am their patron saint.
40045 Goodbye, Father. I'll speak for you. I speak for all mediocrities in the world. I am their champion. I am their patron saint. On their behalf I deny Him, your God of no mercy. Your God who tortures men with longings they can never fulfill. He may forgive me: I shall never forgive Him.

amadeus
On the page it looked nothing. The beginning simple, almost comic. Just a pulse - bassoons and basset horns - like a rusty squeezebox. Then suddenly - high above it - an oboe, a single note, hanging there unwavering, till a clarinet took over and sweetened it into a phrase of such delight! This was no composition by a performing monkey! This was a music I'd never heard. Filled with such longing, such unfulfillable longing, it had me trembling. It seemed to me that I was hearing the very voice of God.
38797 Extraordinary! On the page it looked nothing. The beginning simple, almost comic. Just a pulse - bassoons and basset horns - like a rusty squeezebox. Then suddenly - high above it - an oboe, a single note, hanging there unwavering, till a clarinet took over and sweetened it into a phrase of such delight! This was no composition by a performing monkey! This was a music I'd never heard. Filled with such longing, such unfulfillable longing, it had me trembling. It seemed to me that I was hearing a voice of God.

amadeus
Looks don't concern me, Maestro. Only talent interests a woman of taste.
38946 Looks don't concern me, Maestro. Only talent interests a woman of taste.

american beauty
That was exactly what I needed. The royal treatment, so to speak.
41407 That was exactly what I needed. The royal treatment, so to speak.

american beauty
My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead. Of course I don't know that yet, and in a way, I am dead already.
40982 My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood. This is my street. This... is my life. I'm forty-two years old. In less than a year, I'll be dead.

american beauty
I will sell this house today, I will sell this house today.
41052 I will sell this house today.

american beauty
Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back.
41009 I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back.

american beauty
It's that psycho next door. Jane, what if he worships you? What if he's got a shrine with pictures of you surrounded by dead people's heads and stuff?
41264 It's that psycho next door. Jane, what if he worships you? What if he's got a shrine with pictures of you surrounded by dead people's heads and stuff?

american beauty
In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times.
41585 Oh, no. I understand completely. In order to be successful, one must project an image of success. At all times.

american beauty
Go fuck yourself, psycho!
41654 Go fuck yourself, psycho!

american beauty
That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident.
40986 That's my wife Carolyn. See the way the handle on those pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident.

american beauty
You ungrateful little brat! Just look at everything you have. When I was your age, we... lived in a duplex! We didn't even have our own house!
41477 You ungrateful little brat. Just look at everything you have. When I was your age, I lived in a duplex. We didn't even have our own house.

american beauty
I can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are.
41520 I can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are.

american beauty
I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
41690 Thank you. I don't think there's anything worse than being ordinary...

american beauty
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
41550 Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life?" Well, that's true of every day except one. The day you die.

american beauty
I was hoping you'd give me a bath. I'm very, very dirty.
41278 I was hoping you'd give me a bath... I'm very, very dirty.

american beauty
Man, oh man. Man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.
41722 Man oh man... Man oh man oh man...

american beauty
Good. I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.
41402 Good. I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.

american beauty
I refuse to be a victim!
41674 "I refuse to be a victim." When this becomes your mantra, constantly running through your head--

american beauty
My dad thinks I paid for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.
41340 My dad thinks I pay for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.

american beauty
I'm so sorry for the way things look around here.
41433 Oh, my. I apologize for the way things look around here.

american beauty
Welcome to America's weirdest home videos.
41268 Welcome to America's Weirdest Home Videos.

american beauty
I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious.
41172 I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious.

american beauty
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
41448 It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing. And there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right? And this bag was just... dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid. Ever.

american beauty
You total slut, you have a crush on him. You're defending him, you love him, you wanna have, like, ten thousand of his babies.
41166 You were defending him! You love him. You want to have like, ten thousand of his babies.

american beauty
Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.
41001 Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass...

american beauty
Everything that's meant to happen does.
41358 That's not going to happen.

american beauty
What is this? The fucking Gay Pride parade?
41305 What is this, the fucking gay pride parade?

american beauty
Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's.
41393 Smile you're at Mr. Smiley's.

american beauty
You better watch yourself, Jane, or you're going to turn into a real BITCH, just like your MOTHER!
41558 You better watch yourself, Janie, or you're going to turn into a real bitch, just like your mother.

american beauty
You don't get to tell me what to do ever again.
41583 Uh-uh. You don't get to tell me what to do. Ever again.

american beauty
Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
40985 Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here.

american beauty
Oh, what? You're mother of the year? You treat her like an employee.
41043 Oh, what, you're mother-of-the-year? You treat her like an employee.

american beauty
I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.
41105 I feel like I've been in a coma for about twenty years, and I'm just now waking up.

american beauty
I know you think my dad's harmless, but you're wrong.
41536 I know you think my dad's harmless, but you're wrong. He's doing massive psychological damage to me.

american beauty
Will someone please pass the fucking asparagus?
41462 Will someone pass me the fucking asparagus?

american beauty
There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.
41509 Joyless?! I am not joyless! There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, mister smarty man. There is plenty of joy in my life.

american beauty
She's not your friend. She's just someone you use to feel better about yourself.
41653 She's not your friend. She's somebody you use to feel better about yourself.

american beauty
I didn't mean to scare you. I just think you're interesting.
41170 I didn't mean to scare you. I just think you're interesting.

american beauty
This is my first time.
41696 This is my first time.

american gangster
You think you're goin' to heaven because you're honest, but you're not. You're goin' to the same hell as the crooked cops you can't stand.
42375 You think you're going to heaven because your "honest." You're not. You're going to the same hell as the crooked cops you can't stand.

american gangster
The number one fear of people isn't dying, it's public speaking.
41765 You know the Number 1 fear of most people isn't dying; it's public speaking. They get physically ill. They throw up.

american gangster
I sell a product that's better than the competition at a price that's less than the competition.
41997 And my company sells a product that's better than the competition's at a price that's lower.

american gangster
Even a fool gets to be young once.
42596 Every idiot gets to be young once.

american gangster
The most important thing in business is honesty, integrity, hardwork... family... never forgetting where we came from.
42001 What matters in business is honesty, integrity, hard work, loyalty, and never forgetting where you came from.

american gangster
It's not in my best interest to say this Frank, but quitting while you're ahead, is not the same as quitting.
42449 It's not in my best interest to say this, Frank ... but quitting while you're ahead is not the same as quitting.

american gangster
This is my home. This is where my business is, my wife, my mother, my family. This is my country, I ain't goin' nowhere.
42430 This is where I'm from. This is where my family is. My business. My mother. This is my place. This is my country. This is America.

american graffiti
You know, what, Terry. I had a pretty good time tonight.
43549 You know, I had a pretty good time tonight.

american graffiti
Get your bugaloos out baby! The Wolfman is everywhere.
43585 The Wolfman is everywhere.

american graffiti
I don't care if you leave this second!
42909 I don't care if you leave this second.

american graffiti
Hello. Buenos Noches. You sure you don't need a lift somewhere? Huh? Hey, you know John Milner? John Milner's a good friend of mine. Hey, did anybody ever tell you that you look just like Connie Stevens?
42885 Hi! Hello... buenos noches? Need a lift? Nice night for a walk? Do you know John Milner? Curt Henderson? Sure you wouldn't like a ride somewhere? Did anyone ever tell you that you look just like Connie Stevens?

american graffiti
Peel out, I just love it when guys peel out.
42906 Peel out. I love it when guys peel out.

american graffiti
Sneakin' around with the Wolfman, baby. This is gonna strike a raw nerve, Mama. Here's The Platters.
43124 Oh, this is gonna strike a raw nerve, mama. Here's the Platters.

american graffiti
Joe College strikes out.
42804 Joe College strikes out.

american graffiti
A double Chubby-Chuck, a chili-barb, two orders of French fries and...
42976 A double Chubby Chuck, a Mexicali Chili Barb, two orders of French fries--

american graffiti
If you ever get tired of going steady with somebody that ain't around, I'm up for grabs.
42751 You ever get tired of going steady with somebody that ain't around--I'm up for grabs.

american graffiti
Oh, race him. You can beat him.
43354 Oh, race him, you can beat him.

american graffiti
Why are you so depressed? You'll forget him in a week. After you're elected senior Queen, you'll have so many boys after your bod.
42776 Hey, why are you so depressed? You'll forget him in a week. Listen, after you're elected senior queen you'll have so many boys after your bod--

american graffiti
Little kiss on your ear. Goodnight, sweetheart. I'll see you later.
43665 Little kiss on your ear. Good night, sweetheart. I'll see you later.

american graffiti
Is that you in that beautiful car? Geez, what a waste of machinery!
42709 Is that you in that beautiful car? Geez, what a waste of machinery.

american graffiti
Hey, have a popsicle. The ice box just broke down, and they're melting all over the place. You want one?
43572 Hey, have a popsicle. The ice box just broke down and they're meltin' all over the place. You want one?

american graffiti
Rock 'n' Roll will stand man. Who's this on the Wolfman telephone?
43156 Who is this on the Wolfman telephone?

american graffiti
Stand by for justice!
43412 Stand by for Justice!

american graffiti
Sicker 'n' a dog, that's for sure.
43503 Sicker than a dog, that's for sure.

american graffiti
I was a dirty bird, Carol's not grungey - she's bitchin'
42852 I was a dirty bird, Carol's not grungy, she's bitchin.'

american graffiti
Gee, thanks. It's just like a ring or something. It's like were going steady.
43478 Gee, thanks. It's just like a ring or something.

american history x
I think the street would kill you. Your rhetoric and your propaganda aren't gonna save you out there.
43778 The street would kill you, Danny. You're not tough. The second a brother pulls a gun on your ass you'll be holierin' for Doris. So here's the drill. Take it or leave it cause I'm sick of babysitting. I'm your history teacher from here on out. We're gonna deal with shit happening right now. Call it American History...X. I see your ass once a day. Any more, any less, and you're a memory at Venice High. Clear?

american history x
People look at me and see my brother.
43783 People look at me...and they see my brother. That's how things have gone since the murder of our father.

american history x
Derek, what are you trying to prove?
44074 What are you trying to prove, man?!

american outlaws
You got big. I mean, you aged. What I mean is in a good way you got big and older.
45848 I mean, I mean, in a good way you got big and older.

american outlaws
Oh, look at that. The good lord is a bit shorter than I reckoned.
46108 Well look at that. The Good Lord's a bit shorter than I reckoned.

american outlaws
If you don't see it, then it's not real.
46563 If you don't see it, it's not real...

american outlaws
I say this is the last straw. I came back from the war, my farm was burned down, my cows was dead. And now my wife's run off with my cousin Jeb. That son of a bitch. He took my dog!
45965 I say this is the last straw. I came back from the war, I found my house burned down. My cows was dead. Now my wife's run off with my cousin, Jeb, that sonofabitch.  Took my dog--

american outlaws
My professional opinion is that you've managed to piss off the wrong bunch of farm boys this time.
46237 My professional opinion is that you have managed to piss off the wrong bunch of farm boys this time.

american outlaws
It's going to be a long spring.
46314 It's going to be a long spring.

american pie
I believe "shaved" is the expression.
47295 So, "shaved" is the expression?

american pie
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!
46970 No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!

american pie
God... let this be it.
47242 Please, God. Let this be it.

american pie
Now, do you know what a clitoris is?
46996 Do you know about the clitoris?

american pie
I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.
46840 I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back through time...to change the future for one lucky lady.

american pie
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
47563 Oh! And then this one time? At band camp? I stuck a flute in my pussy.

american pie
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
47078 I guess...we'll just tell your mother...that we ate it all.

american pie
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
46958 Jesus, we're all gonna go to college as virgins. They've probably got special dorms for people like us.

american psycho
Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.
49857 Harold, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know-I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls, in an apartment uptown, some homeless people, maybe five or ten, an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot, near Dunkin' Donuts. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun. and a man, some old faggot with a dog. Last week I killed another girl with a chainsaw-I had to, she almost got away There was someone else there, maybe a model, I can't remember but she's dead too. And Paul Owen. I killed Paul Owen with an ax, in the face. His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here...I guess I've killed 20 people, maybe 40-I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes, I even... well, I ate some of their brains and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I just, well, I had to kill a lot of people and I'm not sure I 'm going to get away with it this time-I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So-if you get hack tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so, you know, keep your eyes open.

american psycho
I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
49539 I don't want you to get drunk, but that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

american psycho
If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.
49165 If you don't shut your fucking mouth I will kill you, are you understanding me?

american psycho
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
49329 I have all the characteristics of a human being- flesh, blood, skin, hair-but not a single clear, identifiable emotion except for greed ,und disgust. Something horrible is happening inside me and I don't know why.

american psycho
That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.
49524 That's a very fine Chardonnay you're drinking.

american psycho
Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
49051 No. Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

american psycho
}: I'm not really hungry, I just need to have reservations somewhere.
49864 I'm not really sure. I had a shower...and some sorbet?

american psycho
Don't touch the watch.
49550 Don't touch the Rolex.

american psycho
I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.
49846 I'm leaving now. I've assessed the situation and I'm going.

american psycho
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
49128 I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace since I'm positive we won't have a decent table, but we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

american psycho
Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break!
49344 Hey, I'm a child of divorce. Give me a break Hmmm, I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello.

american psycho
Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.
49502 You'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at Four Seasons in twenty minutes.

american psycho
I have to return some videotapes.
49850 I have to return some videotapes.

american psycho
I'm fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair. Timothy is the only interesting person I know. I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Evelyn knows I'm having an affair with Courtney Rawlinson, her closest friend. Courtney is almost perfect looking. She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs; tonight I believe it's Xanax. More disturbing than the drug use, though, is the fact that she's engaged to Luis Carruthers, the biggest dufus in the business.
49136 I am fairly sure that Timothy and Evelyn are having an affair. Timothy is the only interesting person I know. Courtney is almost perfect looking. She s usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs. Tonight I believe it's Xanax. More disturbing than her drug use, though, is the fact that she's engaged to Luis Carruthers, the biggest dufus in the business.

american psycho
Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
49266 Owen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstam. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

american psycho
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
49083 There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, hut there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

american psycho
Your compliment was sufficient, Luis.
49263 Your compliment was sufficient Luis.

american psycho
Not the face! You bitch! Not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash!
49823 Not the face, you bitch. Not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash!

american psycho
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!
49294 Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...

american psycho
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes.
49842 I know my behavior is...erratic sometimes.

american psycho
You're dating Luis, he's in Arizona. You're fucking me and we haven't made plans. What could you possibly be up to tonight?
49191 Listen, you're dating Luis, he's in Arizona. You're fucking me, and we haven't made plans. What could you possibly be up to tonight?

american psycho
Get a god-damn job Al.
49318 Get a goddamn job, Al. You've got a negative attitude. That's what's stopping you. You've got to get your act together. I'll help you.

american psycho
You're not confused, are you?
49625 You're not confused, are you?

american psycho
Hi, this is Paul Allen. I'm being called away to London for a few days. Meredith, I'll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby.
49386 Hi, this is Paul. I've been called away to London for a few days. Meredith, I'll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby.

american psycho
I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
49351 I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

american psycho
Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole.
49201 Pumpkin you're dating an asshole.

american psycho
Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.
49530 Not quite blonde, are you? More dirty blonde. I'm going to call you Sabrina. I'm Paul Owen.

american splendor
I think we should skip the whole courtship thing and just get married.
50750 Harvey, we better skip this whole courtship thing and just get married.

american splendor
We are going to get through this. I understand illness. I know how to handle these things.
50971 Harvey, look at me and focus. We are going to get through this. I understand illness. I know how to handle these things.

american splendor
If you think reading comics about your life seems strange, try watching a play about it. God only knows how I'll feel when I see this movie.
50812 If ya think readin' comics about yer life seems strange, try watchin' a play about it. God only knows how I'll feel when I see this movie. But truth be told, the play wasn't half bad, and we got a free trip outta it. Things were goin' pretty good for a change. Variety called me "The Blue Collar Mark Twain," and Doubleday was interested in publishing an anthology of "American Splendor."

american splendor
I consider myself a nerd.
50774 Yes, I consider myself a nerd. And this movie has uplifted me. There's this one scene where a nerd grabs the microphone during a pep rally and announces that he is a nerd and that he is proud of it and stands up for the rights of other nerds. Then, he asks the kids at the pep rally who think they are nerds to come forward... So nearly everyone in the place does. That's the way the movie ends.

an american werewolf in london
I'm going completely crazy.
52324 I'm going completely crazy.

an american werewolf in london
Can I have a piece of toast?
52307 Can I have a piece of toast?

an american werewolf in london
These dumb ass kids. They never appreciate what you do for them.
52125 These dumb-ass kids never appreciate anything you do for them.

an american werewolf in london
Beware the moon, David.
52358 Beware the moon, David.

an american werewolf in london
How could there have been witnesses? It was so dark. We were running, and I fell and Jack went to help me up, and this thing came from nowhere. I don't know what they're talking about.
52166 How could there have been witnesses?  It was so dark. We were running and I fell and Jack went to help me up and this thing came from nowhere...I don't understand what they're talking about.

an american werewolf in london
Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!
52643 Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit!

an american werewolf in london
Benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face and neck?
52478 Benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face and neck?

an american werewolf in london
I didn't mean to call you a meat loaf, Jack!
52488 I'm sorry I called you a meat loaf, Jack.

an american werewolf in london
A naked American man stole my balloons.
52572 A naked, American man stole my balloons.

an american werewolf in london
Sean, I think there are some hooligans in the park again.
52499 Sean, those hooligans are in the park again.

an american werewolf in london
You scared me, you shithead!
52071 You really scared me, you shithead.

an american werewolf in london
I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!
52421 I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!

an american werewolf in london
Shall I be forced to feed you, David?
52226 Shall I be forced to feed you, David?

an education
I don't want to lose my virginity to a piece of fruit.
53527 David, I don't want to lose my virginity to a piece of fruit.

an education
It doesn't have to be teaching. There's always the Civil Service.
53688 It doesn't have to be teaching, you know. There's the Civil Service.

an education
It's funny though, isn't it? All that poetry and all those songs, about something that lasts no time at all.
53540 Not after the...first bit. It's funny, though, isn't it? All that poetry, and all those songs and films, about something that lasts no time at all?

an education
Someone told me that in about 50 years, no one will speak Latin, probably. Not even Latin people.
53594 Someone told me that in fifty years no-one will speak Latin, probably. Not even Latin people. So you shouldn't mind too much about your B.

an officer and a gentleman
Way to go, Paula! Way to go!
54684 Way to go, Paula! Way to go!

an officer and a gentleman
Casey Jones was a son of a bitch; Drove his train through a 30 foot ditch; Came on out with his dick in his hand; Said "Listen ladies, I'm a hell of a man!"; Went into town and lined up a hundred; Swore up and down he'd fuck every one; Fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue; Then he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two!
54297 Casey Jones was a son of a bitch. Drove his train in a thirty-foot ditch. Came on out with his dick in his hand. Said, 'Listen, ladies, I'm one helluva man. I went to his room and lined up a hundred. Swore up and down he'd  Having fun, Mayonnaise?

an officer and a gentleman
In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me. In this class, that happens to be you. Isn't it, Mayonnaise?
54290 In every class there's a guy who thinks he's smarter than me. In this class, it's you, isn't it, Mayonnaise?

an officer and a gentleman
Now this is my idea of an ass bandit. Wait till some of the local girls get a look at you, Scrotum Head.
54021 Now this is my idea of an ass bandit. Wait 'til some of our local girls get a look at you, scrotum head.

analyze that
Look at the size of this trunk. You can put three bodies in there.
55197 Look at the size of that trunk. You could fit three people in there. Not people -- suitcases. It's a joke.

analyze that
I am grieving. It's a process.
54771 She's grieving. It's a process.

analyze that
How did he know about the money? And how did he know that Tony Cisco got popped? We didn't find out about it till this morning.
54687 Who else knew about the money? And how did Peezee know they popped Tony Cisco when we didn't even hear about it 'til last night?

analyze this
I am redefining weird on an hourly basis.
56370 I'm redefining 'weird' on an hourly basis. What were you thinking about when you started feeling anxious?

analyze this
I was Fredo? I don't think so.
56709 I was Fredo. I don't think so.

analyze this
You know normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of Scotch during a session.
56432 You know, normally a patient wouldn't smoke or drink during a session.

analyze this
Hey, why don't you look over that way before I bust you in your fuckin' head.
56523 Why don't you look over that way before I have to bust your fuckin' head open?

analyze this
Get a dictionary. Find out what this "closure" thing is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to be ready.
56587 Get a dictionary and find out what this 'closure' is. If that's what he's hitting us with, I want to know what the hell it is.

analyze this
I'd like to see a movie, but it's nothing but this shoot-em-up action bullshit. I get enough of that at work.
56831 I'd like to see a movie but there's nothing out there. It's all this shoot-'em-up action bullshit. I get enough of that at work.

analyze this
1957 was a big year. The Russians put that Sputnik into outer space, the Dodgers played their last game at Ebbets Field to say goodbye to Brooklyn, that guy shot Frank Costello in the head, and missed, and the Gallo brothers whacked Albert Anastasia in the barber shop of the Sheraton View hotel. It was total chaos. With Anastasia out of the way, Vito Genovese figures he's the big boss. But Carlo Gambino and Joe Bananas, they had other ideas. So they called a meeting. A big meeting.
55947 1957 was a big year. The Russians put that Sputnik into outer space, the Dodgers played their last game at Ebbets Field, 'that guy' shot Frank Costello in the head, and missed, and the Gallo brothers whacked Albert Anastasia in that barber shop in the Park Sheraton Hotel. It was total chaos. With Anastasia gone, Vito Genovese figures he's king shit, but Carlo Gambino and 'Joe Bananas' both want to be boss of all bosses. So they call a meeting -- a big meeting.

analyze this
Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.
56594 Call the Vatican. Ask them if anything's missing.

analyze this
The other day, I was watching a commercial with a kid playing with a couple of puppies, I cried for forty five minutes! You slap a pair of tits on me, I'm a woman!
56278 Look, the other day I saw a commercial on television, some kid playing with a couple of puppies. I cried for 45 minutes. Slap a pair of tits on me, I'm a woman!

analyze this
Dad has a patient who thinks he shits trout.
56064 Dad has a patient who dreams he shits trout.

analyze this
You should get more roughage in your diet, Doc. A bran muffin in the morning would help that...
56805 You need more roughage. A bran muffin in the morning would help with that.

anastasia
He didn't take the money.
57633 Dmitri didn't want the money?

anastasia
I hate trains! Remind me *never* get on the train again.
57339 She is not to get off that train... alive!

anastasia
That's what I hate about this government. Everything's in red.
57370 It's what I hate about this government - everything in red!

anastasia
Dear Grandmama, wish me luck. We'll be together in Paris again soon.
57124 "Together in Paris"! Oh, when can we be "together in Paris?!

angel eyes
I brought you nectarines cause the peaches were hard as rocks
57813 I got you nectarines because the peaches are hard as rocks.

angels & demons
You know, when they call me, and they all call me, it is so important to them that I know what they ask is the Lord's will. Or Allah's or Yahweh's. And I suppose they're right. 'Cause if he was not vengeful, I would not exist, now would I?
59168 When they call me -- and they all call me -- it is so important to them that I know what they ask is the Lord's will. Or Allah's, or Yahweh's. And I suppose they're right. Because if He were not vengeful, I would not exist, would

angels & demons
Open the doors, and tell the world the truth.
59073 Tell the world the truth.

angels & demons
We will destroy your four pillars. We will brand your Preferiti and sacrifice them on the altars of science, then bring your church down upon you. Vatican City will be consumed by light, a shining star at the end of the path of illumination.
58742 We will destroy your four pillars... brand your preferiti and sacrifice them on the altars of science... and then bring your church down upon you. Vatican City will be consumed by light.

angels & demons
Have you come to make a martyr out of me?
59177 Have you come to make me a martyr?

angels & demons
Religion is flawed because man is flawed.
59269 Religion is flawed, Mr. Langdon, but only because man is flawed. Including this one.

annie hall
Hello? I forgot my mantra.
60490 Yeah, yeah. I forgot my mantra.

annie hall
Don't worry. We can walk to the curb from here.
59664 That's okay, you ... we-we can walk to the curb from here.

annie hall
Hey, Harvard makes mistakes too! Kissinger taught there!
60529 Yeah. He may- Listen, Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

annie hall
Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.
59600 Don't you see? The rest of the country looks upon New York like we're-we're left-wing Communist, Jewish, homosexual, pornographers. I think of us that way, sometimes, and I-I live here.

annie hall
Lyndon Johnson is a politician, you know the ethics those guys have. It's like a notch underneath child molester.
59494 L-L-Lyndon Johns Lyndon Johnson is a politician. You know the ethics those guys have? It's like-uh, a notch underneath child molester.

annie hall
Oh my God, she's right. Why did I turn off Allison Portchnik? She was beautiful, she was willing. She was real intelligent. Is it the old Groucho Marx joke that I'm - I just don't want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member?
59500 Oh, my God! She's right! Why did I turn off Allison Portchnik? She was-she was beautiful. She was willing. She was real ... intelligent. Is it the old Groucho Marx joke? That-that I-I just don't wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member?

annie hall
A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
60498 Tsch, I know. A relationship, I think, is-is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

annie hall
After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I... I realized what a terrific person she was, and... and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I... I, I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs.
60604 After that it got pretty late. And we both hadda go, but it was great seeing Annie again, right? I realized what a terrific person she was and-and how much fun it was just knowing her and I-I thought of that old joke, you know, this- this-this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" And the guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much how how I feet about relationships. You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and ... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs.

annie hall
My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
59682 Jesus, my-my grammy ... n-never gave gifts, you know. She-she was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

annie hall
I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.
60114 I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics. Look- man, walks out of the men's room, huge bodyguards flanking him while there's God coming outta the men's room.

annie hall
You know, I don't think I could take a mellow evening because I - I don't respond well to mellow. You know what I mean? I have a tendency to - if I get too mellow, I - I ripen and then rot, you know.
60304 I'm just not ... you know, I don't think I could take a mellow eve- 'cause I-I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I-I have a tendency to ... if I get too mellow, I-I ripen and then rot. You know, and it's-it's not good for my ...

annie hall
Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college.
59602 Sun is bad for yuh. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat, college ...

annie hall
I remember the staff at our public school. You know, we had a saying, uh, that those who can't do teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym. And, uh, those who couldn't do anything, I think, were assigned to our school.
59295 I remember the staff at our public school. You know, we had a saying, uh, that "Those who can't do, teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym." And ...uh, h'h, of course, those who couldn't do anything, I think, were assigned to our school. I must say-

annie hall
Annie, there's a big lobster behind the refrigerator. I can't get it out. This thing's heavy. Maybe if I put a little dish of butter sauce here with a nutcracker, it will run out the other side.
59518 Annie, there's a big lobster behind the refrigerator. I can't get it out. This thing's heavy. Maybe if I put a little dish of butter sauce here with a nutcracker, it will run out the other side, you know what I mean?

annie hall
Sylvia Plath - interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college girl mentality.
59700 Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic, by the college-girl mentality.

annie hall
Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
60169 Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.

annie hall
That sex was the most fun I've ever had without laughing.
59808 No, that was the most fun I've ever had without laughing.

antitrust
We don't take anything seriously, unless it's on a hard drive.
62015 You guys don't take anything seriously do you? That's not on a hard drive?

antz
Don't make my mistake, kid. Don't follow orders your whole life. Think for yourself.
62789 Don't make my mistake, kid... don't...be a grunt...your whole life...

antz
Be honest, kid. Am I hurt bad?
62783 Be honest, kid -- am I hurt bad?

apocalypse now
We use Wagner. It scares the shit out of the slopes. My boys love it!
64655 Yeah. Classical stuff -- scares the hell out of the slopes -- the boys love it.

apocalypse now
Lieutenant, bomb that tree line about 100 yards back! Give me some room to breathe!
64579 Lieutenant: Bomb that tree line back about a hundred yards -- give me some room to breathe.

apocalypse now
Then you are like us; your home is here.
65111 Then you are like us.

apocalypse now
The war will still be here tomorrow.
65107 The war will still be here tomorrow.

apt pupil
Boy, be careful. You play with fire.
65687 Boy... be careful. You play with fire.

army of darkness
Oh, dear God, it's growing bigger!
68257 Dear God, it's growing bigger!

army of darkness
You can count on my steel.
68455 You may count on my steel.

army of darkness
That's it, go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama!
68446 Go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama. I'm through runnin'. I stay we stay and fight.

army of darkness
How will we stop an army of the dead at our castle walls? How will you fight that? With more words? Most of our people have already fled. We are but sixty men.
68448 How will we stop an army of the dead at out castle walls? How will you fight that?! With more words? Most of out people have already fled. We are but forty men.

army of darkness
It's a trick. Get an axe.
68061 It's a trick. Get an axe.

army of darkness
Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.
68365 Keep you damn filthy bones outta my mouth. SNAP! He breaks the boney arm in two and runs away from the sea of limbs. A bone arm rips from the grave and reaches for the Book of the Dead but Ash scoops it up first. He leaps over another set of groping arms that rip from the ground!

army of darkness
Well aren't you the sweetest little thing?
68465 Why ain't you a sweet little thing? His boney digit caresses her lips.

as good as it gets
Well, it's not right to go into details, I got nervous. I screwed up, I said the wrong thing... Where if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you got a life. Instead I'm here with you  . No offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug.
69396 So then, the next thing I know, she's sitting right next to me, and then, well, it's not right to go into the details, but I screwed up. I got nervous. I said the wrong thing and if I hadn't, I could be in bed now with a woman who if you could make her smile you got a life. Instead, I'm here with you, no offense, a moron pushing the last legal drug.

as good as it gets
I don't get this place. They make me buy a new outfit and let you in a housedress. I don't get it.
69334 No... ... I don't get this place. They make me buy an outfit but they let you wear a house dress. I don't get it.

as good as it gets
You're a disgrace to depression.
69085 Nellie, you're a disgrace to depression.

as good as it gets
Can we get you anything else? Water, coffee, couple of female slaves?
69050 Do you want some juice or coffee or two female slaves?

as good as it gets
Oh now I'm pissed. Now I AM REALLY PISSED!
68756 Oh, I'm pissed!! Now I am really pissed!!!

as good as it gets
Over a dog! Over an ugly dog!
68936 Over the dog... an ugly dog.

as good as it gets
Just a little too much reality for a Friday night.
68810 Too much reality for a Friday night.

as good as it gets
Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.
69101 Carol the waitress?

as good as it gets
Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?
69355 Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something you know is stupid?

as good as it gets
To hell with sex! It was better than sex! We held each other! What I needed, he gave me great.
69402 We held each other. It was better than sex. What I need he gave me great.

as good as it gets
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.
68769 People who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch. Eat up.

as good as it gets
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
69067 Where'd they teach you to talk like this -- some Panama City "Sailor want to hump-hump bar"? Or was today getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey. Sell crazy some place else -- we're all stocked up here.

as good as it gets
How much more you got to eat? Appetites aren't as big as your noses, huh?
68781 How much more you got to eat? Your appetite isn't as big as your noses, is it?

as good as it gets
As long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a rat-crap what or where you shove your show. Are we done being neighbors for now?
68721 What I know is that as long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a fuck what or where you shove your show. Are we being neighbors for now?

as good as it gets
What if this is as good as it gets?
68949 What if this is as good as it gets?

as good as it gets
Waiting gives devil time.
68895 Okay, waiting gives the devil time. Now!

as good as it gets
I can't do this without you. I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me.
69200 I can't do this alone. I'm afraid he'll pull the stiff one eye on me. I need you to chaperon. Separate everything but cars. You said you liked convertibles. Now I'm on the hook.

at first sight
Great. I'm blind and you're deaf. What a perfect pair.
72231 Great - I'm blind and you're deaf - what a pair.

austin powers: international man of mystery
Why take the escalator when I have a perfectly good canoe right here?
73512 Why take the escalator when I could take a canoe?

austin powers: international man of mystery
Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.
73655 Yeah, I can't believe Liberace was gay. Women loved him, man. I didn't see that one coming.

austin powers: international man of mystery
That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
73883 Ow! That really hurt. I'm going to have a lump there, you idiot!  Who throws a shoe? You fight like a woman.

austin powers: international man of mystery
One more peep out of you and you're grounded Mister and I am not joking. Let's begin.
73778 One more peep out of you and you're grounded. Let's begin.

austin powers: international man of mystery
I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
73381 All right then...  ...FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!

austin powers: international man of mystery
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
73691 Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self- improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark.  Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.  Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...

austin powers: international man of mystery
Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.
73767 Well, me and a buddy went to the video arcade in town and, like, they don't speak English right, and so my buddy gets into a fight, and he goes 'hey, quit hassling me cause I don't speak French or whatever', and the other guy goes something in Paris talk, and I go 'um, just back off' and he goes 'get out' and I go 'make me'.

austin powers: international man of mystery
I like to see girls of that... caliber.  By "caliber," of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters... Two meanings... caliber... it's a homonym... Forget it.
73586 I like to see girls of that caliber. By caliber, I mean both the barrel size of their guns and the high quality of their character... Forget it.

austin powers: international man of mystery
Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it's gone back down below.
73567 'Pardon me for being rude, It was not me, it was my food.  It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.'

austin powers: international man of mystery
Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.
73285 Actually, my name's Austin Powers.

austin powers: international man of mystery
I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
73302 I've been frozen for thirty years, man, I want to see if my bits and pieces are still working.

austin powers: international man of mystery
That's not your mother, it's a man, baby!
73623 That's not your mother, that's a man!

austin powers: international man of mystery
This is Frau Farbissina, founder and leader of the militant wing of the Salvation Army.
73358 ...founder of the militant wing of the Salvation Army. Random Task...

austin powers: international man of mystery
My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body... I bet she shags like a minx... How do I let them know because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn't just say that all out loud just now.
73271 My God, Vanessa's got a smashing body. I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue?  I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.

austin powers: international man of mystery
Does that make you HORNY?
73753 Does that make you horny?

austin powers: international man of mystery
Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!
73399 So, shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? Top and tails? A whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's-your-father.

austin powers: international man of mystery
Jesus Christ, boy! What did you eat?
73450 Jesus Christ, what did you eat?

austin powers: international man of mystery
There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.
73895 Really, there's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.

austin powers: international man of mystery
Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?
73324 Do I make you horny? Randy, you know. To you, am I eros manifest?

austin powers: international man of mystery
Au contraire baby, you can't resist me.
73854 Au contraire, I think you can't resist me.

austin powers: international man of mystery
Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two.
73367 Finally, I come to my number two man. His name: Number Two.

austin powers: international man of mystery
That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
73213 That ain't no woman! It's a man, man. It's one of Dr. Evil's assassins.

autumn in new york
Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but in the real world... where I live... there're only two kinds of love stories. Boy loses girl and girl loses boy. That's all there is. Somebody always gets left behind. You try to avoid that, you'll end up an old man toastin' yourself with egg nog in the mirror on Christmas Eve. You'll end up dying in your own arms.
76139 Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but in the real world... where I live... there're only two kindsa love stories. Boy loses girl and girl loses boy. That's all there is. Somebody always gets left behind. You try to avoid that, you'll end up an old man toastin' yourself with egg nog in the mirror on Christmas Eve. You'll end up dying in your own arms.

avatar
I see you, Brother... thank you.  Your spirit will now be with Eywa, but your body will remain for The People.
76800 I See you Brother, and thank you. Your spirit goes with Eywa, your body stays behind to become part of the People.

avatar
I may not be much of a horse guy, but I was born to do this.
76837 I may not be much of a horse guy. But I was born to do this.

avatar
This is gonna ruin my whole day!
77069 This is gonna ruin my whole day.

avatar
Sooner or later, though, you always have to wake up.
76439 Sooner or later though, you always have to wake up...

avatar
Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.
76799 Everything is backwards now. Like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.

avatar
Sky People can not learn, they do not see.
76640 Sky people can not learn. You do not See.

avatar
Toruk Macto was mighty. He brought the clans together in a time of great sorrow. All Na'vi people know this story.
76852 Toruk Macto was mighty -- he brought the clans together in a time of great sorrow. All Na'vi people know this story.

avatar
The way I had it figured, Toruk's the baddest cat in the sky. Nothing attacks him. So why would he ever look up? That was just a theory.
77086 The way I had it figured, Toruk is the baddest cat in the sky. Nothing attacks him. So why would he ever look up?

avatar
When I was lying in the V.A. hospital with a big hole blown through the middle of my life, I started having these dreams of flying. I was free. But sooner or later, you always have to wake up.
76438 When I was lying there in the VA hospital, with a big hole blown through the middle of my life, I started having these dreams of flying.

avatar
Where's my goddamn cigarette? What's wrong with this picture!
76496 Who's got my goddamn cigarette?!

avatar
They're not gonna give up their home. They're not gonna make a deal.  For-for what? A light beer and blue jeans? There's nothing that we have that they want. Everything they sent me out here to do is a waste of time. They're never gonna leave Hometree.
76991 They're not going to give up their home -- they're not gonna make a deal. For what? Lite beer and shopping channel? There's nothing we have that they want. We're a horror to them. We're the monsters from space.

avatar
I became a marine for the hardship, to be hammered on the anvil of life. I told myself I can pass any test a man can pass.
76442 I became a Marine for the hardship. To be hammered on the anvil of life. I told myself I could pass any test a man can pass.

avatar
Shut up and fly straight!
76836 Level out! Fly straight!

avatar
And that's how you scatter the roaches.
77038 That's how you scatter the roaches. Okay, switch missiles. Give me H-E's at the base of the west columns.

avatar
All I ever wanted was a single thing worth fighting for.
76446 All I ever wanted in my sorry-ass life was a single thing worth fighting for.

avatar
It is decided. My daughter will teach you our ways. Learn well, "Jakesully", and we will see if your insanity can be cured.
76686 My daughter will teach you our ways. Learn well, Jakesully. We will see if your insanity can be cured.

avatar
Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move.
77084 Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move.

avatar
This is how it's done. When people are sittin' on shit that you want, you make 'em your enemy. Then you're justified in taking it.
77005 Yup. That's how it's done. When people are sitting on shit you want, you make them your enemy. Then you're justified in taking it.

avatar
I need to get some samples.
77100 I need to take some samples.

avatar
Well, well, well. I'd say diplomacy has failed.
77028 Well, I'd say diplomacy has failed.

avatar
You want a fair deal? You're on the wrong planet. The strong prey on the weak, it's just the way things are. And nobody does a damned thing.
76444 You want a fair deal, you're on the wrong planet. The strong prey on the weak.

awakenings
When my son was born healthy, I never asked why. Why was I so lucky? What did I do to deserve this perfect child, this perfect life? But when he got sick, you can bet I asked why! I demanded to know why! Why was this happening?
79631 When my son was born healthy, I never asked why. Why was I sp lucky, what did I do to deserve this perfect child, this perfect life? -

awakenings
?the Mighty Mets stormed their locker room shortly after nine o'clock on their night to remember. Released from bondage and ridicule after seven destitute seasons, they raised the roof of Shea Stadium - while their fans attempted to dismantle it - in one of the loudest, wildest victory celebrations in baseball history
79253 "Released from bondage and ridicule after seven destitute seasons, they raised the roof of Shea Stadium - while their fans attempted to dismantle it - in one of the loudest, wildest victory celebrations in baseball : history - " ._

awakenings
Hello. My name is Leonard Lowe. It has been explained to me that I've been away for quite some time.I'm back.
79205 My name is Leonard Lowe. It has been explained to me that I have been away for . . . quite some time . . .

awakenings
I'm sorry, if you were right, I would agree with you.
78806 I'm sorry, if you were right I'd agree with you.

awakenings
You'd think at a certain point all these atypical somethings would amount to a typical something.
78856 One would think that after a point enough atypical somethings would amount to a typical something. But a typical "what?"

babel
They look at us like we're monsters.
79979 They look at us like we're monsters.

babel
You leave, I'll kill you. I'll kill you!
80554 You leave and I'll kill you...

bachelor party
Well Mr. Thompson, that's quite a list. And I think, if I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch!
81807 Well, sir, that's quite a list. But you're absolutely right. And if I work hard at it, I think I can be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch...

bachelor party
I just bet my balls and shook on it.
82149 I just bet my balls and shook on it.

bachelor party
A strange wang right in my palm.
82231 A strange wang right in my palm.

bachelor party
To girls with big tits!
81704 To girls with big pairs.

back to the future
Chuck. Chuck. It's Marvin - your cousin, Marvin BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this.
82874 Not commercial? Mister, don't you know what you're listening to? This is rock 'n roll!

back to the future
I've never seen purple underwear before!
83291 I've never heard of it either.

back to the future
Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born.
82988 Christ, it's a miracle I was even born!

back to the future
I'm gonna get that son of a bitch.
83009 I'm gonna get that son of a bitch!

back to the future
Hey, McFly. I thought I told you never to come in here.
83003 Hey, McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here!

backdraft
Look at him... That's my brother god damnit.
84213 That's my brother! That's my brother goddamn it!

backdraft
Jesus Christ! He's not going to sell you insurance, pick him up!
83849 Jesus Christ, he isn't gonna try to sell you insurance, lift him.

backdraft
You guys got something against Dalmatians?
83547 Have you guys got something against dalmatians?

backdraft
These high-rise gigs give me the creeps.
83937 These high-rise gigs give me the creeps.

backdraft
You see that flash of light in the corner of your eye? That's your career dissipation light. It just went into high gear.
84236 See that glow flashing in the corner of your eye? That's your career dissipation light. And it just went into high gear.

bad boys
Next time, learn to work the safety with your punk-ass.
84935 Next time, learn how to work the safety with your punk ass. Now where's my no good, no back-up partner?

bad day at black rock
Tim, you're just a lost ball in the high weeds.
85620 Tim, you're a lost ball in the high weeds. I told you a long time ago, nothing happened for you to worry about.

bad day at black rock
Sure you don't want some lemonade? It don't have the muzzle velocity of some other drinks drunk around here, but it's good for what ails you.
85863 It don't have the muzzle velocity of some other drinks drunk around here, but it's good for what ails you.

bad day at black rock
You know, I know what your trouble is, son. You'd like me to die quickly, wouldn't you, without wasting too much of your time; or quietly, so I won't embarrass you too much; or even thankfully, so your memory of the occasion won't be too unpleasant.
85990 I know your problem. You'd like me to die quickly, without wasting too much of your time... ...or silently, without making you feel too uncomfortable... or thankfully, without making your memories of the occasion too unpleasant.

bad day at black rock
You're not only wrong. You're wrong at the top of your voice.
85911 You're not only wrong -- you're wrong at the top of your voice.

bad day at black rock
Tim, you've got the body of a hippo but the brain of a rabbit; now don't overtax it.
85626 That would be dangerous. You got the body of a hippo, Tim, but the brain of a rabbit. Don't overtax it.

bad lieutenant
If you think you're not getting on that bus, man, you're dead wrong. Now get on that fucking bus, 'cause your life ain't worth shit in this town!
86410 If you think you're not getting on this bus, you're dead wrong. No fucking way are you gonna miss this bus, man! You were probably the kind of kids who had your father drive you to school cause you couldn't catch the fucking bus. But no more, man. You're getting on this bus and you're taking it to the last fucking stop. So get on the fucking bus, man, 'cause you're life ain't worth shit in this town.

bad lieutenant
Leave it to the Catholic Church. Girls get raped every day, and now we're putting up 50 Gs just 'cause these girls wear fuckin' penguin suits.
86191 Leave it to the Catholic Church, man. Girls get raped everyday, and now they're gonna pay 50 G just because these chicks wore penguin suits!

bad santa
Sweet Jews for Jesus!
86951 Sweet Jews for Jesus...

bad santa
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
86556 Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!

bad santa
I have to get a loofah and a...  Fuck the loofah, let's go!
86438 Fuck the loofah, let's go.

bad santa
Your name is Thurman Merman?
86782 Your name Roger Merman?

bad santa
I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santy Claus.
86552 It's my job, no big deal. I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santa Claus.

bad santa
Thank you for giving that letter to the cops. I forgot I asked you to do it, but it's a good thing you did or Santa's little helper would have plugged his ass. Now the cop's know I wrote it, whick is gonna keep my ass out of jail. That, plus everyone agreeing that the Phoenix police department shooting an unarmed Santa was even more fucked up than Rodney King.
87061 ...Thank you for giving that letter to the cops. I forgot I asked you to do it but it's a good thing you did or Santa's little helper would've plugged his ass. And now the cops know I wrote it, which is gonna keep my ass out of jail. That, plus everyone agreeing that the Phoenix police department shooting an unarmed Santa was even more fucked-up than Rodney King. The cops are treating me like fucking royalty now which is new in my experience. They are gonna make me a sensitivity counselor so that tragedies like this will never again embarrass the whole fucking department. Whatever.

bad santa
You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot eatin' shit that has every slid from a human being's hairy ass.
86731 You are by far the dumbest most pathetic piece of maggot-eaten shit that has ever slid from God's gilded ass! What if the kid has one of those fucking play-dates they have now?

bad santa
Does your daddy have a safe?
86628 Daddy got a safe?

bad santa
There he is. That lousy, leather-faced, frog-eyed motherfucker.
86969 There he is... that lousy, leatherfaced, dago motherfucker...

bad santa
Oh, my. What a terrible accident. Mm-mm-mm...
86979 Oh my, what a terrible accident!

bad santa
OW... OW... OW... I cut my hand, by mistake OW... OW... OW...
86764 ...I cut myself by mistake.

bad santa
Yeah baby, Yeah baby, you not gonna shit right for a week!
86646 Yeah! Yeah! You ain't gonna shit right for a week!

bad santa
I'm not your fucking Da-Da.
86576 I'm not your fuckin' dada.

bad santa
It's Christmas and the kid's gettin' his fuckin' present.
87054 ...It's Christmas... and the fucking kid is getting his present.

bad santa
OW! Watch the toenails, kid. Shit!
86490 YOWWWCH! Watch the toenails willya?

bad santa
Good night, Santa. Good night, Mrs. Santa's sister.
86925 You're welcome. Good night Santa. Good night Mrs. Santa's sister.

bad santa
It's a wooden pickle.
86921 A wooden pickle.

bad santa
Let me fix you some sandwiches...
86715 Should I fix you some sandwiches?

bad santa
Motherfucker! Oh you lousy, fucking motherfucker.
86665 ...Motherfucker... Oh, you lousy fucking motherfuck...

bad santa
Why don't you wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up first.
86694 ...wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which fills up faster.

badlands
My girl Holly and I decided to kill ourselves. The same way I did her Daddy. Big decision, you know. Uh, the reasons are obvious. I don't have time to go into right now. But, one thing though, he was provoking me when I popped him. Well that's what it was like. Pop. I'm sorry. I mean, nobody's coming out of this thing happy. Especially not us. I can't deny we've had fun though.
87204 My girl Holly and I have decided to kill ourselves, same way I did her dad. Big decision huh? Well, the reasons are obvious, and I don't have time to go into them right now... One thing, though... He was provoking me when I popped him. That's what it was like, a POP.

badlands
Listen to your parents and teachers. They got a line on most things, so don't treat em like enemies. There's always an outside chance you can learn something. Try to keep an open mind. Try to understand the viewpoints of others. Consider the minority opinion. But try to get along with the majority of opinion once it's accepted. Of course Holly and I have had fun, even if it has been rushed. And uh, so far a good sign, hadn't got caught. Excuse the grammar.
87310 Listen to your parents and teachers. They got a line on most things, so don't treat them like enemies. There's always a chance you could learn something. Try to keep an open mind. Try to understand the viewpoint of others. Consider the minority opinion, but try to get along with the majority opinion once it's accepted. Course Holly and I've had fun, even if it has been rushed, and... so far we're doing fine. hadn't got caught. Excuse the grammar.

badlands
Suppose I shot you. How'd that be?
87185 Suppose I shot you. How'd that be? Huh?

badlands
I'll give you a dollar if you eat this collie.
87065 I'll give you a dollar to eat this collie.

badlands
Hey, I found a toaster.
87195 I found a toaster.

bamboozled
The mission was accomplished. All of these people left the room thinking they would have real input. I was writing this pilot alone. Myself. Me. Moi.
87897 The mission was accomplished. All of these people left the room thinking they would have real input. I was writing this pilot alone, myself, me.

barry lyndon
I'm not sorry. And I'll not apologize. And I'd as soon go to Dublin as to hell.
88731 I'm not sorry -- I'll not apologize -- and I'll as soon go to Dublin as to hell!

barry lyndon
No lad who has liberty for the first time, and twenty guineas in his pocket, is very sad, and Barry rode towards Dublin thinking not so much of the kind mother left alone, and of the home behind him, but of tomorrow, and all the wonders it would bring.
88759 No lad of seventeen is very sad who has liberty for the first time, and twenty guineas in his pocket; and I rode away, thinking, I confess, not so much of the kind of mother left alone, and of the home behind me, as of tomorrow, and all the wonders it would bring.

barry lyndon
If ever I should meet him again you will find out who is the best man of the two. I'll fight him sword or pistol, captain as he is.
88627 If ever I meet him again, you shall see which is the best man of the two. I'll fight him with sword or with pistol, captain as he is.

barton fink
I've always found that writing comes from a great inner pain.
89679 ...No, I've always found that writing comes from a great inner pain. Maybe it's a pain that comes from a realization that one must do something for one's fellow man  to help somehow to ease his suffering. Maybe it's a personal pain. At any rate, I don't believe good work is possible without it.

barton fink
Sometimes it gets so hot I want to crawl right out of my skin.
90107 ...Jesus it's hot. Sometimes it gets so hot, I wanna crawl right out of my skin.

barton fink
What a day. Felt like I couldn't sell ice water in the Sahara.
89723 Jesus, what a day. Felt like I couldn't've sold ice water in the Sahara. Jesus. Okay, so you don't want insurance, so okay, that's your loss. But God, people can be rude. Feel like I have to talk to a normal person like just to restore a little of my...

barton fink
Think about it, Fink! Writers come and go; we always need Indians!
89569 Think about it, Fink. Writers come and go; we always need Indians.

barton fink
Me I just enjoy making things up. Yessah escape. Its when I can't write I can't escape myself, I want to rip my head off and run screaming down the street with my balls in a fruit pickers pail.
89680 Mmm. Wal, me, I just enjoy maikn' things up. Yessir. Escape... It's when I can't write, can't escape m'self, that I want to tear m'head off and run screamin' down the street with m'balls in a fruitpickers pail. Mm...

barton fink
The doctor, what's he gonna tell me? Can't trade my head in for a new one.
89632 Ah, doctors. What's he gonna tell me? Can't trade my head in for a new one.

barton fink
Wallace Beery. Wrestling picture. What do you need, a roadmap?
89581 Wallace Beery. Wrestling picture. What do you need, a road map?

barton fink
Mister Fink, they have not invented a genre of picture that Bill Mayhew has not, at one time or other, been invited to essay. Yes, I have taken my stab at the rasslin' form, as I have stabbed at so many others, and with as little success. I gather that you are a freshman here, eager for an upperclassman's counsel. However, just at the moment, I have drinking to do. Why don't you stop by my bungalow, which is number fifteen, later on this afternoon, and we will discuss rasslin' scenarios and other things lit'rary.
89602 ...Mistuh Fink, they have not invented a genre of picture that Bill Mayhew has not, at one time or othuh, been invited to essay. I have taken my stabs at the wrastlin' form, as I have stabbed at so many others, and with as little success. I gather that you are a fresh-man here, eager for an upperclassman's council. However, just at the moment...

barton fink
You're a sick fuck, Fink.
90086 You're a sick fuck, Fink.

barton fink
That son of a bitch! Don't get me wrong, he's a fine writer...
89703 That son of a bitch... Don't get me wrong, he's a fine writer.

barton fink
Sex? He's a man! We wrestled!
90085 Sex?! He's a MAN! We WRESTLED!

barton fink
Yeah... Ladies do ask for attention. In my experience, they pretend to give it, but it's generally a smokescreen for demanding it back with interest.
89639 Yeah, the ladies do ask for attention. In my experience, they pretend to give it, but it's generally a smoke- screen for demanding it back  with interest. How about family, Bart? How're you fixed in that department?

barton fink
Okay Fink, let's chow.
89576 ...Okay kid, let's chow.

basic
All we got to do is tell the story right.
91309 All we gotta do is tell the story right...

basic
Three things, first you don't have a choice, second i've never taken a bribe in my life, and third... i'm still a little drunk from earlier so if I skip over the witty banter and move straight on to coming on to you I hope you don't take offense.
90239 Three things. First - You don't have a choice. Second- I've never taken a bribe in my life. And Third - I'm still a little drunk from last night, so if I skip over the witty banter and move forward to straight hitting on you, try not to take offense. Tell me about the two guys.

basic
You think you know everything? You haven't even scratched the surface.
90646 You think you know everything, don't you? You haven't even scratched the surface.

basic instinct
You got goddamned Tweety Birds flutterin' around your head, that's what you got! You think you can fuck like minks, raise rugrats, and live happily ever after? Aw, man!
92093 You got goddamn tweety-birds flutterin' around your head, that's what you got. You think you're gonna fuck like minks, raise rugrats, and live happily ever after? Oh, man.

basic instinct
What was I supposed to say? "Hey, guys, I'm not gay, but I did fuck your suspect"?
92058 What do I say -- Hey, listen, guys, I'm not gay, but I did fuck your suspect. I was embarrassed. It's the only time I've been with a woman.

basic instinct
What is this? Some kind of JOKE?
92153 What is this -- some kind of... Joke? Are we playing games again?

basic instinct
Killing isn't like smoking. You can stop.
92033 Killing isn't like smoking. You can quit.

basic instinct
You know I don't like to wear any underwear, don't you, Nick?
91590 You know I don't like to wear any underwear, don't you, Nick?

basic instinct
Everyone that she plays with dies.
91870 Everybody that she plays with dies.

basic instinct
Let me ask you something, Rocky, man to man. I think she's the fuck of the century, what do you think?
91873 Tell me something, Rocki. Man-to- man. I think she's the fuck of the century, don't you?

basquiat
That's $2000 and he's from the Metropolitan Museum of Art, suck my pussy, you star!
92441 That's five thousand dollars. He's from the Metropolitan Museum of Art so suck my pussy, you star.

batman
Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds. Lawrence?
93235 Okay, boys, let's broaden our minds.

batman
New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient: Smylex.
93220 ... new improved Joker brand. With the secret ingredient... SMYLENOL! Let's go to our blind taste test.

batman
This is Commissioner Gordon! I want him taken alive! I repeat: Any man who opens fire on Jack Napier will answer to me!
93080 You men are dismissed. We'll take over from here. Any man who opens fire on Jack Napier... will answer to me.

batman
Let him go, or I'll do Gordon.
93085 Let him go or I'll do it.

batman forever
Now, you can be a part of the action. Witness the entertainment in your living room.  The Box, in every home in America, and one day, the world.
95218 Ladies and gentlemen. Let me tell you my vision for the future. "The Box" in every home in America. And one day, the world.

batman forever
I guess we're all two people.
95261 In a sense we are all two people. The side we show in daylight. And that side we keep in shadow.

batman forever
Batman? Batman, you say? Coming for you?  I'm... COUNTING ON IT!
95453 Someday my bat will come. Some day my bat will come.  I'm counting on it.

batman forever
Your entrance was good... his was better. The difference: showmanship.
95334 Harv, babe, I gotta be honest. Your entrance was good. His was better. What's the difference? Showmanship.

batman forever
Let's see if you bleed green.
95188 Let's see if you bleed green.

batman forever
This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box. Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?
95196 This is my brain on your brain on their brain. Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?

batman forever
Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE-CONTROL PROBLEM?
95183 Has anyone ever told you have a serious impulse control problem?  You know, I simply love what you've done with this place. Heavy Metal with just a touch of House and Garden.

batman forever
Is the young master leaving? Pity. I'll just toss this away, then. Perhaps the dogs are hungry.
95142 Oh, is the young master leaving? Pity. I'll just toss this away then. Perhaps the dogs are hungry -

batman returns
Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
95619 Honey, I'm home.  Oh, I forgot.  I'm not married.

batman returns
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
96083 You didn't invite me, so I crashed!

batman returns
I'm not big on speeches, so I'd just like to say: thanks.
95658 I'm not one for speeches, so I'll just say "Thanks".

batman returns
Let me guess... trust fund goody-goody?
96052 Ingenious costume.  Let me guess ... Trust-fund goody-goody?

batman returns
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
96007 Maybe this is a bad time to mention it, but my license has expired. Of course, so have you.

batman returns
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier.
95727 I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel.  So.  Much. Yummier.

batman returns
Why are you now determined to prove that this Penguin is not what he seems? Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?
95701 Why are you now determined to prove that this Penguin -- er, Mr. Cobblepot -- is not what he seems?  Must you be the only lonely "man-beast" in town?

batman returns
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
95682 True.  I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.  But it's human nature, to fear the unusual ... even with all their education and privilege ... My dad, a district attorney, mother active in the DAR ... Perhaps when I held my Tiffany baby rattle with a shiny flipper, and not five chubby digits, they freaked.  But I forgive them.

batman returns
Sir, shall we change the channel to a program with some dignity and class? The Love Connection, perhaps?
95912 Sir.  Shall we change the channel to a program with some dignity and class?  "The Love Connection," perhaps?

batman returns
I believe the word you're looking for is "Aaahh"!
95633 I believe the word you're looking for is...A-A-A-A-A-G-H-!

batman returns
It's the so-called "normal" guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. Least they're committed.
95955 It's the so-called "normal" guys who always let you down.  Sickos never scare me.  At least they're commited.

batman returns
I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
95791 "I'm Catwoman, hear me roar."

batman returns
Why is their always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?
96035 Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech!?

batman returns
You know what, I mistook me for somebody else.
95754 Sorry.  I mistook me for somebody else.

batman returns
Please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.
96001 I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.

batman returns
Well, the party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine...
95628 The party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine ... Guess I should've let him win that last racquetball game.

batman returns
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
95634 Actually this is all just a bad dream.  You're home in bed. Heavily sedated, resting comfortably, and dying from the carcinogens you've personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony or poetic justice? You tell me.

batman returns
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
96009 Just relax, and I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham.

batman returns
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
96124 Ah, Gotham.  You wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm laying you on a slab!

batman returns
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
96131 But in the end all that counts, is: Who's holding the umbrella?

batman returns
The tree lights up, and then I push the button. No-no, wait, wait, wait, wait. I press the button and *then* the tree lights up...
95936 The tree lights up, I press the button ... No wait, I press the button and --

batman returns
How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?
95717 It's our secret.  Honest.  How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?

batman returns
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
96011 Ya gotta admit ... I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell!

batman returns
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless *as a baby*, while Gotham City was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns and happy homemakers into catwomen!
95874 I may have saved the Mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a Mayor who stood by, <u>helpless</u> as a baby, while a band of hooligans flushed our fair city down the tubes of debauchery, devastation --

batman returns
You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.
95832 You poor guys ... always confusing your pistols with your privates ...

batman returns
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
95879 I could really get into this Mayor stuff.  It's not about power, it's about ... reaching people. Touching people.  Groping people ...

batman returns
Our research tells us that voters like fingers.
95800 Our research tells us that voters like fingers.

battle los angeles
Maybe I can help. I'm a veterinarian.
96483 Maybe I can help, sergeant. I'm a vet...

battle los angeles
Shit, I'd rather be in Afghanistan.
96346 Shit, I'd rather be in Afghanistan.

battle los angeles
That was some new John Wayne shit, Staff Sgt.
96573 That was some real John Wayne shit, Sergeant. Nantz tries to shrug it away. But Martinez nails him.

bean
Hey, what's wrong with Meat Loaf's butt?
99258 What's wrong with you, David? All you have to do is say, Excuse me, I've been sitting here since the start of the Millennium and I'd really like some action from you before the end of the world. I'll go.

bean
Oh Jesus! Oh God! Oh Jesus! Mary mother Jesus of Nazareth!
99440 Oh Jesus. Oh God. Oh Jesus God. Oh Mary Mother of Jesus. Oh Jesus of Nazareth.

beavis and butt-head do america
Well, I'll be a monkey's bare-assed uncle.
100225 Well, I'll be a blue-nosed gopher.

beavis and butt-head do america
Cut it out butt-hole!
99989 Cut it out butt-hole!

beavis and butt-head do america
I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.
99871 I am Cornholio! I need picatta for my bunghole!

beavis and butt-head do america
Why does everybody want to see my schlong?
100374 Why does everyone wanna see my schlong?  I am the one-and-only-almighty-bungholiooo!

beavis and butt-head do america
Hey, Beavis, check it out. I'm jacking off.
100213 Hey, Beavis, check it out. I'm jacking off!

beavis and butt-head do america
You must bow down to the almighty bunghole!
100372 You must bow down to the Almighty Bunghole.  Heh heh, this is cool.  Bungholio-o-o-o-o-o!

beavis and butt-head do america
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
100088 This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.

beavis and butt-head do america
Whoa, cool. Hey, can I have a gun, too?
100371 Whoa, this rules! Can I have a gun too? Huh huh huh.

beavis and butt-head do america
Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.
100329 ... I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop 'till you reach the back of his teeth.

beavis and butt-head do america
Yoohoo! Travis and Bob Head! Hello!
100233 Yoo-hoo! Travis and Bob Head. Whoo-hoo!

beetle juice
Nice building... bad roof... goooood parking.
101413 Nice building... Bad paint.  Good lines... bad roof.  Good parking... hmmm???

beetle juice
What's the good of being a ghost if you can't frighten people away.
101335 What's the good of being a ghost if you can't frighten people to death?

beetle juice
We've come for your daughter Chuck.
101713 We've come for your daughter, Chuck!

beetle juice
Delia hates it.  I could live here.
101281 I could live here.

beetle juice
Oh, Adam! We're trapped in this house with those people!
101346 We're trapped in this house forever... with those... people.

beetle juice
Mom, Dad. I just want you two to know, you're welcome at our house anytime you want to come over. In the meantime, the dowry's on me, dad.
101497 No, No -- C'mon, Max, you know me.  I've got plans.  You gotta come up here and see, then I'll tell you about it.

beetle juice
Go ahead... make my millenium.
101729 Go ahead.  Make my millenium!

beetle juice
Number fifty-four million six hundred and one... Ferndoch.
101437 Number 54 million, six hundred one.  Ferndock.

beetle juice
Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean.
101317 Ooo.  Deliver me from L.L. Bean!

being john malkovich
Oh, what magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet! Maybe you could alphabetize me. And remember, 'I' comes before 'U'.
103294 Oh, what magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet. Alphabetize me, baby. And don't forget, I comes before U.

being john malkovich
Hey Malkovich, think fast!
103725 Hey, Malkovich! Think fast!

being john malkovich
You're not someone I could get interested in, Craig, you play with dolls.
103371 You're not someone I could get interested in. Craig. You play with dolls.

being john malkovich
Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.
103156 We've been over this. Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.

being john malkovich
Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.
103486 Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man, Craig.

being john malkovich
Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?
103622 Do you have any idea what its like to have two people look at you with total lust and devotion through the same pair of eyes? No I don't suppose you would. It's quite a thrill, Craig.

being john malkovich
What happens when a man goes through his own portal?
103707 What happens when a man climbs through his own portal?

being john malkovich
J.M. Inc.: Be all that someone else can be.
103639 J.M. Inc. Be all that someone else can be.

being john malkovich
Craig, I don't find you attractive, but Lotte, I'm smitten with you. I am... but only when you're in Malkovich. When I was with him last night, I was looking into his eyes and could sense your feminine longing.
103533 Craig, I just don't find you attractive. And, Lotte, I'm smitten with you, but only when you're in Malkovich. When I looked into his eyes last night, I could feel you peering out. Behind the stubble and the too-prominent brow and the male pattern baldness, I sensed your feminine longing peering out, and it just slew me.

being john malkovich
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me.
103287 You know, if you ever got me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me. That's the thing, Romeo.

being john malkovich
Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.
103687 The truth is for suckers, Johnny-Boy.

being john malkovich
You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte, I tell you that as a friend.
103683 You're crazy to let go of a chick who calls you Lotte. I tell you that as a friend.

being there
It's for sure a white man's world in America. Look here: I raised that boy since he was the size of a piss-ant. And I'll say right now, he never learned to read and write. No, sir. Had no brains at all. Was stuffed with rice pudding between th' ears. Shortchanged by the Lord, and dumb as a jackass. Look at him now! Yes, sir, all you've gotta be is white in America, to get whatever you want. Gobbledy-gook!
104672 Gobbledegook! All the time he talked gobbledegook! An' it's for sure a White man's world in America, hell, I raised that boy since he was the size of a pissant an' I'll say right now he never learned to read an' write - no sir! Had no brains at all, was stuffed with rice puddin' between the ears! Shortchanged by the Lord and dumb as a jackass an' look at him now! Yes, sir - all you gotta be is white in America an' you get whatever you want! Just listen to that boy - gobbledegook!

being there
That was a very small room.
104304 ... That is a very small room.

being there
Now move, honky, before I cut your white ass.
104163 Now, move, honkie! Before I cut your white ass!

beloved
A Nigger. If that don't beat all.
106411 Look there. A nigger. If that don't beat all...

beloved
I got a tree on my back and a haint in my house, and nothing inbetween but the daughter I'm holding in my arms.
106131 I got a tree on my back and a haunt in my house and nothing in between but the daughter I'm holding in my arms. No more running - from nothing! I will never run from another thing on this earth, you hear! I took one journey and I paid the ticket but let me tell you something, Paul D. Garner; it cost too much! Do you hear me?! It cost too much! Now sit down and eat with us or leave us be!

beloved
You got two feet, Sethe, not four.
106732 You got two feet, Sethe. Not four!

beloved
We have a ghost here, you know?
106093 We have a ghost here, you know.

big
Hey Angel, get out of that bathroom now.
107239 Have a pleasant stay....Hey Angel! Get out of that bathroom now!

big
I'd use the chain if I were you.
107247 8:30. I'd use the chain if I were you.

big
The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.
107117 Shimmy, shimmy cocoa pop! Shimmy, shimmy rock! Shimmy, shimmy cocoa pop! Shimmy, shimmy rock! I met a girlfriend a triscuit! She said, a triscuit a biscuit! Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top! Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week! I read it! I said it! I stole my momma's credit! I'm cool! I'm hot! Sock me in the stomach three more times!

big
Got it, got it, need it, got it...
107104 Got it. Need it. Need it. Got it.

big fish
It occurred to me then, that perhaps the reason for my growth was I was intended for larger things. After all, a giant man can't have an ordinary-sized life.
108926 It occurred to me then, that perhaps the reason for my growth was that I was intended for larger things. After all, a giant man can't have an ordinary-sized life.

big fish
"The milkman just dropped dead on the porch." Because see, my mother was banging the milkman.
109099 Because see, my mother was banging the milkman.

big fish
I was thinking about death and all. About seeing how you're gonna die. I mean, on one hand, if dying was all you thought about, it could kind of screw you up. But it could kind of help you, couldn't it? Because you'd know that everything else you can survive.
108846 I mean, on one hand, if dying was all you thought about, it could kind of screw you up. But it could kind of help you, couldn't it? Because you'd know that everything else you can survive.

big fish
Dad, I have no idea who you are because you have never told me a single fact.
109289 I have no idea who you are because you have never told me a single fact.

big fish
Truth is, I've always been thirsty.
109185 The truth is, I've always been a fool.

big fish
Have you ever heard a joke so many times you've forgotten why it's funny? And then you hear it again and suddenly it's new. You remember why you loved it in the first place.
109516 Have you ever heard a joke so many times you've forgotten why it's funny? But then you hear it again and suddenly it's new. You remember why you loved it in the first place.

big fish
You were a big fish in a small pond, but this here is the ocean and your drownin'. Take my advice, go back to Puddleville; you'll be happy there.
109147 Kid, you were a big fish in a small pond. This here is the ocean, and you're drowning. Take my advice and go back to Puddleville. You'll be happy there.

big fish
He's almost a stranger, and I prefer him to you!
109208 He's almost a stranger and I prefer him to you.

big fish
She'll make soap out of you. That's what she does. She makes soap out of people.
108838 She'll make soap out of you! That's what she does, she makes soap out of people.

big fish
I was the biggest thing Ashton had ever seen. Until one day, a stranger arrived.
108931 I was the biggest thing Ashton had ever seen. Until one day, a stranger arrived.

big fish
They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.
109128 They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops. And that's true. What they don't tell you, is that once time starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.

big fish
This isn't how I die.
109054 This isn't how I die.

big fish
I know better than to argue romance with a French woman.
109259 Mmm, what. I know better than to argue romance with a French woman.

big fish
There's a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost... the ship has sailed and only a fool would continue. Truth is... I've always been a fool.
109184 There's a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost, that the ship has sailed, and that only a fool would continue.

big fish
In telling the story of my father's life, it's impossible to separate fact from fiction, the man from the myth. The best I can do is to tell it the way he told me. It doesn't always make sense and most of it never happened... but that's what kind of story this is.
108787 In telling the story of my father's life, it's impossible to separate the fact from the fiction, the man from the myth. The best I can do is to tell it the way he told me.

big fish
It's rude to talk about religion, you never know who you're gonna offend.
109066 It's rude to talk about religion. You never know who you're going to offend.

big fish
There comes a point when any reasonable man will swallow his pride and admit he made a mistake. The truth is... I was never a reasonable man.
108982 There comes a point where a reasonable man will swallow his pride and admit he's made a terrible mistake. The truth is, I was never a reasonable man.

big fish
Sandra Templeton, I love you and I WILL marry you.
109186 Sandra Templeton! I love you! And I am going to marry you!

big fish
Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.
108772 Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.

big fish
That was my father's final joke, I guess. A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him. And in that way he becomes immortal.
109522 That was my father's final joke I guess. A man tells his stories so many times he becomes the stories. They live on after him.

big fish
I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine.
109298 I have been nothing but myself since the day I was born. And if you can't see that, it's your failing, not mine.

big fish
We have to take Glenville to avoid the church traffic because the damn church people drive too slow.
109500 And we have to take Glenville to avoid all the church traffic, because those damn church people drive too slow.

big fish
I don't think I'll ever dry out.
109346 I don't think I'll ever dry out.

big fish
With my prospects few, I took a job as a traveling salesman. It suited me. If there's one thing you can say about Edward Bloom, it's that I'm a social person.
109308 With my prospects few, I took a job as a travelling salesman. It suited me. If there's one thing you can say about Edward Bloom, it's that I am a social person.

big fish
You become what you always were - a very big fish.
109513 You become what you always were. A very big fish. And that's the way it happens.

big fish
It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.
109165 It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.

birthday girl
I'll give you a tune later.
112820 I'll give you a tune later.

black snake moan
I think... I think we're fucked up. I know I am. But that don't mean what I feel ain't real, that I can't love somebody. And I know what I done is real real bad, but um...  So if you want to quit on me I understand. But please don't.
115624 I think... I think we're fucked up. Both of us. I know I am. But... that don't mean what I feel ain't true. It don't mean I can't love. And I know, how I been is... is... REALLY BAD! So if you want to quit on me... I understand. But please... please... don't.

black snake moan
I'm cookin' steaks fah dinnah. I expect you to stay.
115315 Good. Makin' steaks for supper. I expect you to come.

black snake moan
Why you old men gotta talk so much? You gotta talk yourself into fucking me? Like little boys. It's okay. I'm grown, I know. We can go slow.  You gonna give me another bath?
115239 Why is it you old men gotta talk so much? Like little boys, gotta talk yourself into fuckin' me. We can take our time. I'm grown. I get it. You wanna give me 'nother bath?

black snake moan
Cain slew Able, slew him out of envy. God put his mark on Cain for his sins, is that what you want Deke? Huh? Is that what you come here for? I'll do it for you, all you got to do is say it again... Say you love me.  SAY YOU LOVE ME NIGGA!
114992 Cain slew Able. Slew him out of envy. And God put his mark on Cain for his sin. You want that mark, Deke? Give you that peace you come here for? I'll give it to you, just say that shit again. Say you love me. Go'on! Say YOU LOVE ME, NIGGA!

black snake moan
God put you in my path and I aim to cure you of your wicked ways.
115197 God saw to it to put you in my path. And I aim to cure ya of your wickedness.

blade
There's a war going on out there. Blade, myself, a few others, we've tried to keep it from spilling over onto the streets. Sometimes people like yourself get caught in the cross fire.
115788 There's a war going on out there. Blade, myself, a few others -- we've tried to keep it from spilling over onto the streets. Sometimes people like yourself get caught in the cross-fire.

blade
Remember what we told you. You keep your eyes open. They're everywhere.
115805 Remember what we said. Keep your eyes open. They're everywhere.

blade
You may wake up one day and find yourself extinct.
115760 Careful, old fang. You might wake up one day and find yourself extinct.

blade
Wander off the beaten path, Doctor.
115765 Wandered off the beaten path, Doctor?

blade
You know, my mother used to say: A cold heart is a dead heart.
116013 My mother used to say that a cold heart is a dead heart.

blade
Christ! I'm too old for this! Somebody get me a goddamn wheelchair!
115939 Christ, I'm too old for this. Somebody get me a goddamn wheelchair.

blade ii
Vampires... I hate vampires...
116255 I fucking hate vampires.

blade ii
Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy?
116424 Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy? What do you think, Blade? What am I to you?

blade ii
There's an old saying: Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.
116357 Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Isn't that how the saying goes?

blade ii
If there's anything left of you in there, Whistler, listen up. In the morning those blinds are going to open. Whether you're cured or not.
116274 If there's anything of you left in there, Whistler, listen up now. Come morning, those shutters are going up. Either you'll be cured, or you'll fry.

blade ii
Well, you didn't think I forgot about you, did you?
116723 What? You think I forgot about you?

blade runner
I'm from the, uh, Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses.
117068 I'm an investigator for the Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses.

blade runner
We need you, Sebastian. You're our best and only friend.
117305 You're our best and only friend.

blade runner
Wake up! Time to die!
117458 It's time to die.

blade runner
Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent. I thought you were supposed to be good. Aren't you the "good" man? C'mon, Deckard. Show me what you're made of.
117430 Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent. I thought you were supposed to be good. Aren't you the man?!

blade runner
We're not computers, Sebastian, we're physical.
117279 We're not computers, Sebastian, we're physical.

blade runner
That was irrational of you... not to mention unsportsmanlike.
117441 That was irrational of me -- not to mention unsportsmanlike. Won't happen again.

blade runner
I think, Sebastian, therefore I am.
117280 I think, therefore I am.

blade runner
Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch!
117159 I tell you, nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch.

blade trinity
She's making playlists. She likes to listen to MP3s when she hunts. It's like her own internal soundtrack, you know? Dark core, trip-hop, whatever kids are listening to these days. Me, I'm more of a David Hasselhof fan, you know?
117722 She's making playlists. Likes to listen to MP3s when she hunts. Her own internal soundtrack, you know? Dark-core, trip hop, whatever kids these days are listening to. Me? I'm more of a Kenny G fan.

blade trinity
I picked Danica up in a bar, and spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck as her little vampire cabana boy. Eventually, Abigail found me, Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them. And that's basically turning a frown upside down.
117658 I picked Danica up in a bar, had a one night stand with her -- then spent the next five years playing step-and-fetch-it as her little vampire cabana boy. Eventually Abigail found me. Sommerfield here managed to treat me with a cure. Now I kill them. That's called turning a frown upside down.

blade trinity
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a werewolf? You get a fur coat that sticks to your neck!
117917 What do you get when you cross a vampire with a werewolf?

blade trinity
Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where're you going?  Where the fuck is he going? This is supposed to be a rescue!
117615 Hey! HEY!!! COME BACK HERE!!! This is supposed to be a rescue!

blade trinity
You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? You see her, and every warning bell in your brain starts going off, but you still manage to ask for her number? Well, that's all I ever hook up with. But this betty... whoa! She blew them all away in the shitstorm sweepstakes.
117655 You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? You see her and every warning bell in your brain starts going off but you still ask for her number? Well that's all I ever hook up with. But this betty blew 'em all away in the shitstorm sweepstakes.

blade trinity
And this walking diaper stain is Jarko Grimwood.
117657 The neanderthal behind them is Jarko Grimwood.

blade trinity
Are you ready to die... motherfucker?
117889 Are you ready to die, Blade?

blade trinity
Kill one man, you're a murderer, kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a God.
117780 Kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a God.

blade trinity
Don't you know that fur is murder?
117919 Don't you know fur is murder?

blood simple
He was alive when I buried him.
119612 ...The truth is... he was alive when I buried him.

blood simple
Let's do it outside, in nature.
119374 Let's do it outside...

blood simple
And remember, gentlemen, we're always here, two to two, A.M. to P.M., three hundred and sixty-four days and Christmas, God willing and the creek don't rise.
119435 And remember, gentlemen, we're always here, two to two, A.M. to P.M., three hundred and sixty-four days and Christmas, God willing and the creek don't rise...

blood simple
The world is full o' complainers. An' the fact is, nothin' comes with a guarantee. Now I don't care if you're the pope of Rome, President of the United States or Man of the Year; somethin' can all go wrong. Now go on ahead, y'know, complain, tell your problems to your neighbor, ask for help, 'n watch him fly. Now, in Russia, they got it mapped out so that everyone pulls for everyone else... that's the theory, anyway. But what I know about is Texas, an' down here... you're on your own.
119186 The world is full of complainers. But the fact is, nothing comes with a guarantee. I don't care if you're the Pope of Rome, President of the United States, or even Man of the Year--something can always go wrong. And go ahead, complain, tell your problems to your neighbor, ask for help--watch him fly. Now in Russia, they got it mapped out so that everyone pulls for everyone else-- that's the theory, anyway. But what I know about is Texas...

blood simple
JEEEE-zus, I've got a hangover... ... you wanta drink?
119618 Jesus, I got a hangover. Want a drink?

blood simple
Look. Personally I don't give a shit. I know Marty's a hard-on but you gotta do something. I don't know; give the money back, say you're sorry, or get the fuck out of here, or something... It's very humiliating, preaching about this shit... I'm not laughing at this, Ray Bob, so you know it's no fucking joke.
119586 ...Look. Personally I don't give a shit. I know Marty's a hard-on but you gotta do something. I don't know; give the money back, say you're sorry, or get the fuck out of here, or something...

blood simple
Gimme a call whenever you wanna cut off my head. I can always crawl around without it.
119245 Well, gimme a call whenever you wanna cut off my head...

blood simple
Who looks stupid now?
119502 Who looks stupid now.

blood simple
You know, you know, a friend of mine a while back broke his hand and put it in a cast. Very next day, he falls, protects his bad hand, and he breaks his good one. So he breaks it too, you know. So, now he's got two busted flippers. So, I says to him: "Creighton," I says. "I hope your wife really loves you, because for the next five weeks, you can't even wipe your own god damn ass."  That's the test, ain't it? Test of true love.
119382 You know a friend of mine broke his hand a while back. Put in a cast. Very next day he takes a fall, protects his bad hand, falls on his good one, breaks that too. So now he's got two busted flippers and I say to him "Creighton, I hope your wife loves you. 'Cause for the next five weeks you cannot wipe your own goddamn ass..."

blow
You failed because you had the wrong dream... What do you know about cocaine?
120988 You failed because you had the wrong dream.

blow
Man, you don't know dick about smugglin' no drugs!
120972 Man, you don't know dick about smuggling no drugs.

blow
I thought you couldn't live without your heart.
121460 I thought you couldn't live without your heart.

blow
I was busted. Set up by the FBI and the DEA. That didn't bother me. Set up by Kevin Dulli and Derek Forreal to save their own asses. That didn't bother me. Sentenced to 60 years at Ottisville. That didn't bother me. I'd broken a promise. Everything I love in my life goes away.
121554 I was busted. Set up by the FBI and the DEA. That didn't bother me. Set up by Kevin Dulli and Derek Foreal to save their own asses. That didn't bother me. Sentenced to sixty years at Otisville. That didn't bother me.

blue velvet
I'm seeing something that was always hidden. I'm in the middle of a mystery and it's all secret.
122255 I'm seeing something that was always hidden. I'm involved in a mystery. I'm learning. and it's all secret.

blue velvet
I looked for you in my closet tonight.
122077 I looked for you in my closet tonight. It's crazy, I don't know where you came from but. I like you.

blue velvet
Hold me. I'm falling! I'm falling! Hold me.
122555 Hold me. I'M FALLING!

blue velvet
Why are there people like Frank?
122209 Why are there people like Frank. Why is there so much trouble in this world.?

blue velvet
Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!
122365 Suave. goddam are you suave, you fucker. You want some beer?

blue velvet
It's a strange world.
122606 It's a strange world, isn't it?

blue velvet
Hey neighbour! You shit-for-brains, man! You forgot I have a police radio!
122583 Hey neighbor. shit for brains. You forgot I have a police radio. I know where your cute little butt is hiding. Here I come! Ready or not!

blue velvet
Don't you fucking look at me!
121987 Don't move. don't look at me.

blue velvet
Don't be a good neighbor to her. I'll send you a love letter,  straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!
122421 Don't be a good neighbor to her or I'm gonna send you a love letter. straight from my heart, fucker. You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet. straight from my gun, fucker. Once you get a love letter from me, you're fucked forever. Understand, Fuck?

blue velvet
He put his disease in me.
122312 You put your disease in me. your semen. it's hot and full of disease.

blue velvet
Do you like the way I feel?
122021 Do you like the way I feel?

blue velvet
Let's fuck! I'll fuck anything that moves!
122394 Right Ben. LET'S GO FUCK. I'll fuck anything that moves.

body heat
Well, some men, once they get a whiff of it, they trail you like a hound.
123575 There are some men, once they get a whiff of it, they'll trail you like a hound.

body heat
Mr. Racine, the next time you come into my courtroom I hope you've got either a better defense, or a better class of client.
123493 Mr. Racine. Next time you come into my courtroom I hope you've got either a better defense or a better class of client.

body heat
I got a serious question for you: What the fuck are you doing? This is not shit for you to be messin' with. Are you ready to hear something? I want you to see if this sounds familiar: any time you try a decent crime, you got fifty ways you're gonna fuck up. If you think of twenty-five of them, then you're a genius... and you ain't no genius. You remember who told me that?
123894 Hey, now I want to ask you something, Are you listening, asshole, because I like you? I got a serious question for you. What the fuck are you doing? This is not shit for you to be messing with. Are you ready to hear something? See if this sounds familiar. Anytime you try a decent crime, there is fifty ways to fuck up. If you think of twenty-five of them you're a genius. And you're no genius. You know who told me that?

body heat
I'm really disappointed in you, Racine. I've been living vicariously off of you for years. You shut up on me now, all I have is my wife.
123725 I'm really disappointed, Racine. I've been living vicariously off you for years. If you shut up on me, I'll have just my wife.

body heat
Sometimes the shit comes down so heavy I feel like I should wear a hat.
123601 I know that sometimes the shit comes down SO heavy I feel like I should wear a hat.

body of evidence
It gets easier, doesn't it Frank?
125036 It gets easier, doesn't it? Once you open the door it never closes.

body of evidence
I don't know why men lie; they just do. Men. Lie.
124443 I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.

bodyguard
I don't trust discipline. I know, at that crucial moment, I'd cop out.
125807 I don't trust discipline. At the crucial moment I'd cop out.

bodyguard
What are you looking at? You've probably never had a heavy night in your whole damn disciplined life.
126019 What the hell are you looking at? You probably never had a heavy night in your whole, goddamn disciplined life.

bodyguard
The people who hire me, they don't have to be convinced to save their own lives.
126067 Save it, Devaney. The people who hire me don't have to be convinced to save their own lives.

bodyguard
They don't wash cars on the upper level.
125278 They don't wash cars on the parking levels.

bones
Jimmy Bones, is that you? I thought we killed you...
126966 "Jimmy Bones is in the house...house... house."

bones
Gangsta of love don't eat no fried chicken!
126971 The gangsta of love don't eat no fried chicken...

bones
Dog eat dog, brother.
127130 Dog eat dog, brother. Dog eat dog.

bones
There's nothing but a dark world of pain locked in that building.
126792 Nothing but a wide world o' pain locked in there.

bonfire of the vanities
Sherman, I'm coming from the South and I'm starting to not like this!
127355 Sherman, I'm from the South and I'm beginning not to like this very much.

bonfire of the vanities
Sherman... where are all the white people?
127353 Where are all the white people?

bonfire of the vanities
This is a tragedy! A fine young man has been struck down. God- fearing, church-going, never in trouble, graduating from high school, ready for college - and somebody comes along - some rich white people in a rich white man's car and wham! They run him down and never even stop. Now what are we going to do about these parking tickets?
127502 This is a tragedy. A fine young man has been struck down. God- fearing, church-going, never in trouble, graduating from high school, ready for college -- and somebody comes along -- some rich white people in a rich white man's car and wham! They run him down and never even stop. Now what are we going to do about these parking tickets?

bonfire of the vanities
Maria, you're incorrigible!
127688 Maria, you are incorrigible.

bonnie and clyde
Hell, you might just be the best damn girl in Texas.
128570 'Cause you may be the best damn girl in Texas.

bonnie and clyde
This here's Miss Bonnie Parker. I'm Clyde Barrow. We rob banks.
128655 I'm Miss Bonnie Parker and this is Mr. Clyde Barrow. We... rob... banks.

bonnie and clyde
Why don't y'all go back to your *own* cabin, if you want to play with C.W.
129037 Whyn't you go back home to your papa?

bonnie and clyde
Your advertising's just dandy... folks would never guess you don't have a thing to sell.
128559 Your advertising is dandy. Folks'd just never guess you don't have a thing to sell. You better take me home, now.

bonnie and clyde
Well why not? I earned my share same as everybody. Well, I coulda got killed same as everybody. And I'm wanted by the law same as everybody... I'm a nervous wreck and that's the truth. I have to take sass from Miss Bonnie Parker all the time. I deserve mine.
128916 Well, why not? Say I earned my share! Same as everybody. I coulda got killed same as everybody, and I'm wanted by the law same as everybody. Besides I coulda got snake bit sleepin' in them woods every night! I'm just a nervous wreck and that's the truth. And I have to listen to sass from Miss Bonnie Parker all the time. I deserve mine!

bonnie and clyde
There's nothing wrong with me, I mean I don't like boys.
128556 I mean there's nothin' wrong with me, I don't like boys.

bonnie and clyde
You're just like your brother. Ignorant, uneducated hillbilly, except the only special thing about you is your peculiar ideas about love-making, which is no love-making at all.
128840 You talk to me like that! Big Clyde Barrow, just the same as your brother, an ignorant uneducated hillbilly. Only special thing about you is your peculiar ideas about lovemakin'--which is no love makin' at all.

bonnie and clyde
We got a dollar ninety-eight, and you're laughing!
128626 We got $1.98 and you're laughin'.

bonnie and clyde
...the truck drivers come in to eat greasy burgers and they kid you and you kid them back, but they're stupid and dumb, boys with big tattoos all over 'em, and you don't like it... And they ask you for dates and sometimes you go... but you mostly don't, and all they ever try is to get into your pants whether you want to or not... and you go home and sit in your room and think, when and how will I ever get away from this?... And now you know.
128577 And the truck drivers come in to eat greasy burgers and they kid you and you kid them back, but they're stupid and dumb, boys with big tattoos all over 'em, and you don't like it...And they ask you for dates and sometimes you go...but you mostly don't, and all they ever try is to get into your pants whether you want to or not...and you go home and sit in your room and think, when and how will I ever get away from this?...And now you know.

boogie nights
I'm ready to shoot RIGHT NOW.
130379 I'm ready to shoot.

boogie nights
He's my 17-year-old piece of gold.
129334 You're a seventeen year old piece of gold.

bottle rocket
Jack, I'm 26 years old, I didn't run away from home.
135214 John, I'm twenty-six years old I didn't run away from home.

bottle rocket
He's out.  And you're out, too. And I dont think I'm in, either. No gang!
134518 You're out! I'm not working with either one of you!

bound
We make our own choices, we pay our own prices.
135537 We make our own choices, we pay our own prices.

bound
Either pull the trigger or get that fucking thing out of my face.
136285 Either pull the trigger or get that thing out of my face.

bound
I have this image of you - inside of me - like a part of me.
135534 I had this image of you, inside of me, like a part of me.

bound
When you get tired of Cagney and Lacey, find me.
135603 When you get tired of Cagney and Lacey, come find me.

bound
Oh, Johnny hits on me all the time. He hits on anything in high heels.
135908 Johnnie hits on anything in high heels.

bound
Try not to steal anything on your way out...
135772 Try not to steal anything on the way out.

bound
I'm a dead man, Johnnie? I'm a fucking dead man? Guess again, Johnnie. Who's the dead man? Who? Who's dead, fuckface? Who? Who? I can't hear you, Johnnie. Guess again. Take another guess, Johnnie. Take another fucking guess.
136148 I'm a dead man? I'm a dead man? Guess again, fuck-face. Who's dead? Who's the dead lying rat-fuck? Take another guess, take another fucking guess!

bound
Hold the elevator. Thanks.
135543 Wait! Hold the elevator.

bound
If there's one thing I can't stand about sleeping with women, it's all the fucking mind-reading.
135743 If there is one thing I can't stand about sleeping with women, it's all the fucking mind reading.

braveheart
Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for.
139491 Ah, Oui! Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for.

braveheart
I hope you've washed your ass this morning, it's about to be kissed by a king.
139855 I hope you washed your ass this mornin -- it's never been kissed by a king before.

braveheart
The king will be dead in a month and his son is a weakling. Who do you think will rule this kingdom?
139821 The king will be dead in a month! And his son is a weakling! Who do you think will rule this kingdom? Now OPEN THIS DOOR!

braveheart
Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
139616 Edward, who is this shitpoker who speaks to me as if I needed his advice?

braveheart
First, learn to use  this. Then I'll teach you to use  this.
139233 Then I will teach you to use this.

braveheart
God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.
139543 The Lord tell me He can get me out of this mess. But He's pretty sure you're fooked.

braveheart
Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.
139536 From his king? Absolutely. Here are Scotland's terms. Lower your flags and march straight to England, stopping at every Scottish home you pass to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that, and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.

braveheart
My son's loyal wife returns, unkilled by the heathen.
139647 My son's loyal wife returns, unkilled by the heathen. So he accepted our bribe.

braveheart
You have bled with Wallace, now bleed with me.
139858 You have bled with Wallace! Now bleed with me!

braveheart
The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people.
139511 The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight, it's drawn the finest people.

braveheart
I came back home to raise crops, and God willing, a family. If I can live in peace, I will.
139328 I know who my father was. I came back home to raise crops. And, God willing, a family. If I can live in peace, I will.

braveheart
In the Year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland - starving and outnumbered - charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom.
139860 In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom. Forever.

braveheart
Every man dies, not every man really lives.
139831 Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

braveheart
You see? Death comes to us all. But before it comes to you, know this: your blood dies with you. A child who is not of your line grows in my belly. Your son will not sit long on the throne. I swear it.
139841 You see? Death comes to us all. And it comes to William Wallace. But before death comes to you, know this: your blood dies with you. A child who is not of your line grows in my belly. Your son will not sit long on the throne. I swear it.

braveheart
I'm the one who's rotting, but I think your face looks graver than mine.
139718 I am the one who is rotting. But I think your face looks graver than mine.

braveheart
Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.
139538 I'm not finished. Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that bridge, stand before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own ass.

braveheart
There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.
139585 There is a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide the people with freedom. And I go to make sure they have it.

braveheart
We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why.
139589 We all end up dead. It's only a question of how. And why.

brazil
This is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt.
139889 That's your receipt for your husband. Thank you. And this is my receipt for your receipt.

brazil
Mistakes? We don't make mistakes.
139898 We don't make mistakes.

brazil
All you've got to do is blow your nose and it's fixed, in't it?
140232 Why not? All you've got to do is blow yer nose and fix it, haven't you?

brazil
Bad sportsmanship. A ruthless minority of people seem to have forgotten good old-fashioned virtues. They just can't stand seeing the other fellow win. If these people would just play the game...
139863 Bad sportsmanship. A ruthless minority of people seems to have forgotten certain good old fashioned virtues. They just can't stand seeing the other fellow win. If these people would just play the game, instead of standing on the touch line heckling -

brazil
What have you done with his body?
140169 What have you done with his body?

brazil
Where'd you get this from, eh? Out yer nostril?
140227 Oh yeh? Where'd you get this from eh out yer nostril?

brazil
Yes... No... I don't know. I don't know what I want.
140206 Yes ... No ... I don't, know.

brazil
We're fielding all their strokes, running a lot of them out, and pretty consistently knocking them for six. I'd say they're nearly out of the game.
139872 On yes. Our morale is much higher than theirs, we're fielding all their strokes, running a lot of them out, and pretty consistently knocking them for six. I'd say they're nearly out of the game.

brazil
Just me and my little knife! Snip snip - slice slice... can you believe it?
140255 Can you believe it?! Just me and my little knife! Snip - snip - slice - slice - Can you believe it?

brazil
Jill? Yes... Sam I think I ought to tell you. I'm afraid she's upped stumps and retired to the pavillion. Thrown in the towel.
140739 Sam, I think I ought to tell you ... I'm afraid she's upped stumps and retired to the pavilion.

brazil
Mr. Lowry, can you wait in reception? You're giving her wrinkles.
139950 Now, Mrs Lowry, don't get upset Please wait in reception, Mr Lowry, you're giving her wrinkles.

brazil
My good friends call me Harry.
140111 My friends call me Harry. Information Retrieval, eh? Interesting!

brazil
Bloody typical, they've gone back to metric without telling us.
139899 Bloody typical, they've gone back to metric without telling us

brazil
Care for a little necrophilia? Hmmm?
140698 Care for a bit of necrophilia?

brazil
Sorry, I'm a bit of a stickler for paperwork. Where would we be if we didn't follow the correct procedures?
140105 I'm sorry, but I'm a bit of a stickler for paper work. Where would we be if we didn't follow the correct procedures?

brazil
I assure you, Mrs. Buttle, the Ministry is very scrupulous about following up and eradicating any error. If you have any complaints which you'd like to make, I'd be more than happy to send you the appropriate forms.
140168 Er ... I assure you Mrs Buttle, the Ministry is always very scrupulous about following up and eradicating error. If you have any complaints which you'd like to make, I'd be more than happy to send you the appropriate forms.

brazil
Computers are my forte!
140350 Computers are my forte.

brazil
There you are, your own number on your very own door. And behind that door, your very own office! Welcome to the team, DZ-015
140328 Your very own number... on your very own door ... and behind that door ... your very own office. Congratulations, DZ/015, welcome to the team.

breakdown
You'd better pray she's still alive.
141419 You better pray she's all right.

brick
Uh-huh. And he wants cash on the nail. He's a pot-skulled reef worm with more hop in his head than blood. Why pay for dirt you can't believe?
142915 Uh huh. And he wants cash on the nail. He's a pot skulled reef worm with more hop in his head than blood. Why pay for dirt you can't believe?

brick
Come to see the show?
142355 Come to see the show?

brick
You better be sure you wanna know what you wanna know.
142730 You better be sure you wanna know whatcha wanna know.

brick
Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you.
142455 Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you.

brick
I fed you Jerr to see him get eaten not to see you fed!
142624 No. I gave you Jerr to see him eaten, not to see you fed.

brick
No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference.
142636 No. And no more of these informal chats - if you've got a discipline issue with me write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the parent conference.

brick
She nearly shook me upside down. Can't say I didn't enjoy it, but why'd she come to me?
142652 Fourth period, nearly shook me upside down. Can't say I didn't enjoy it, but why'd she come to me?

brick
You did good Brain. Go sleep.
143124 Fits. You did good, Brain. Go sleep.

brick
No, bulls would gum it. They'd flash their dusty standards at the wide-eyes and probably find some yegg to pin, probably even the right one. But they'd trample the real tracks and scare the real players back into their holes, and if we're doing this I want the whole story. No cops, not for a bit.
142515 No, bulls would gum it. They'd flash their dusty standards at the wide-eyes and probably find some yegg to pin, probably even the right one. But they'd trample the real tracks and scare the real players back into their holes, and if we're doing this I want the whole story. No cops, not for a bit.

brick
She just sprung it on me, just...  It's a hell of a thing to spring on a guy. I don't remember much, Laura talked me down after, said whatever... she knew her, said it wasn't true, but I still think sometimes... think about it being true... about it being mine. Maybe I did it 'cause I thought it was true. It's a hell of a thing.
142930 She sprung it on me, just. That's a hell of a thing to spring on a guy. I don't remember much. Laura talked me down after, said whatever, she knew her, said it wasn't true, but I still think sometimes. I think bout it being true. Bout it being mine. And maybe I did it cause I thought it was true. A hell of a thing.

brick
Maybe I'll just sit here and bleed at you.
142662 Maybe I'll just sit and bleed at you.

bridesmaids
Oh, you live in Milwaukee? Oh, I'm sorry.
143450 So you live in Milwaukee?

bringing out the dead
Twelve David, on the corner of Thirty-eight and Two you'll find a three car accident. Two taxis and a taxi. One-two Henry, 427 East Two-two, report of a very bad smell.
144665 12 David on the corner of Thirty- eight and Two you'll find a three- car accident, two taxis and a taxi. One-two Henry, 427 East Two-two, report of a very bad smell. No further information ...

bringing out the dead
I gotta get a drink. Sobriety's killing me.
145097 Great to be drunk. Sobriety's killing me.

bringing out the dead
Frank, what do you know? It's you and me again tonight. The rough riders, tearing up the streets, just like old times. This old bus is a warrior, Frank. I have tried to kill her, but she will not die. I have a great respect for that.
145074 Frank, what do you know. It's you and me again tonight, the Rough Riders, tearing up the streets just like old times. This old bus is a warrior, Frank, just like us. I have tried to kill him and he will not die. I have a great respect for that.

bringing out the dead
Saving someone's life is like falling in love. The best drug in the world. For days, sometimes weeks afterwards, you walk the streets, making infinite whatever you see. Once, for a few weeks, I couldn't feel the earth - everything I touched became lighter. Horns played in my shoes. Flowers fell from my pockets. You wonder if you've become immortal, as if you've saved your own life as well. God has passed through you. Why deny it, that for a moment there - why deny that for a moment there, God was you?
144756 Saving someone's life is like falling in love, the best drug in the world. For days, sometimes weeks afterwards, you walk the street making infinite whatever you see. Once, for weeks I couldn't feel the earth. Everything I touched became light. Horns played in my shoes; flowers fell from my pockets ...

bringing out the dead
The first step is love, the second is mercy.
144817 Not us. The first step is Love. The second is Mercy.

bringing out the dead
66-Exterminator here. We like our coffee bloody!
145104 Sixteen XTerminator here. We like our coffee bloody. Make it good--my partner's dying to help someone.

bringing out the dead
Oh, I see. With all the poor people of this city who wanted only to live and were viciously murdered, you have the nerve to sit here, wanting to die, and not go through with it? You make me sick!
145119 With all the poor people of this city who wanted only to live and were viciously murdered, you have the nerve to sit here waiting to die and not go through with it. You make me sick. Take it.

bringing out the dead
You'll be going to the man who needs no introduction. Chronic caller of the year three straight and shooting for number four. The duke of drunk, the king of stink, our most frequent flier, Mr. Oh.
144626 Yes, Zebra. You'll be driving to the man who needs no introduction, chronic caller of the year three straight and shooting for number four. The duke of drunk, the king of stink, our most frequent flier, Mr. Oh.

bringing out the dead
Tom, where are the Band-Aids? This IS an ambulance, isn't it?
145106 Tom, where are the Band-aids? This is an ambulance, isn't it?

bringing out the dead
Ever notice people who see shit are always crazy?
144778 You ever notice people who see shit always, are crazy?

bringing out the dead
I'd always had nightmares, but now the ghosts didn't wait for me to sleep.
144677 I'd always had nightmares, but now the ghosts didn't wait for me to sleep. I drank every day. Help others and you help yourself, that was my motto, but I hadn't saved anyone in months. It seemed all my patients were dying. I'd waited, sure the sickness would break, tomorrow night, the next call, the feeling would drop away. More than anything else I wanted to sleep like that, close my eyes and drift away ...

bringing out the dead
Don't make me take off my sunglasses!
145075 Don't make me take off my sunglasses.

broadcast news
Except for socially, you're my role model.
146298 Except for socially, you're my role model.

broadcast news
Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If "needy" were a turn-on?
145432 Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If needy were a turn-on?

broadcast news
You really blew the lid off of nookie
145976 Nothing. I think you really blew the lid off nookie.

broadcast news
I-I can't help you. Sorry, I'm not here to teach remedial reporting.
145515 I can't help you, sorry. I'm not here to teach remedial reporting.

broadcast news
Do you do bunny rabbits?
145875 Do you do bunny rabbits?

broadcast news
Just what do you want from me anyway, permission to be a fake? Stop whining.
145419 Just what do you want from me, anyway? Permission to be a fake? Stop whining and do something about it.

broadcast news
And if things had gone differently for me tonight then I probably wouldn't be saying any of this. I grant you everything. But give me this: he personifies everything that you've been fighting against. And I'm in love with you. How do you like that? I buried the lead.
146177 Yes, yes. I know. Right. And if it had gone well for me tonight, maybe I'd be keeping quiet about all this...I grant you everything but give me this...he does personify everything you've been fighting against...And I'm in love with you. How do you like that? -- I buried the lead.

broadcast news
I think we have the kind of friendship where if I were the devil, you'd be the only one I would tell.
146175 Because we have the kind of relationship where if I were the Devil, you'd be the only one I told.

broadcast news
Let's never forget, we're the real story, not them.
145675 Yeah, let's never forget. We're the real story. Not them.

broadcast news
This is more than Nixon ever sweated.
146102 No -- this is more than Nixon ever sweated.

broadcast news
I say it here, it comes out there.
145795 I say it here -- it comes out there.

broadcast news
If anything happens to me, you tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.
145528 Look at her. If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever dated I was talking about them at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.

broadcast news
Can you believe it? I just risked my life for a network that tests my face with focus groups.  I don't feel good.
145538 Can you believe it? I just risked my life for a network that tests my face with focus groups.

broken arrow
I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it.
146607 Oh, Jesus. I don't know what's scarier -- losing nuclear weapons or the fact that it happens so often that you people have a term for it.

broken arrow
I just realized something. I never actually killed anyone before. I mean, I dropped bombs on Baghdad, but, uh... never face to face.  I don't know what the big deal is. I really don't.
147052 I just realized I've never killed anyone before. I mean, I dropped bombs on Baghdad, but never face to face.

broken arrow
You know, these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes that we have to go to war against Utah, we're really gonna kick ass, y'know?
146484 You know, these exercises are fantastic. I mean, when that day comes and we finally go to war against Utah, we are really going to kick ass.

bruce almighty
I saw it, and it was *good*!
149439 And he saw that it was good.

bruce almighty
I'm Bruce Nolan with Eyewitness Nose... Eyewitness Nose... that's right!
149279 I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness news. Back to you fuckers 1

bruce almighty
Bruce giveth and Bruce taketh away. Don't like it? Megabyte me.
149967 Bruce giveth and Bruce taketh away.

bruce almighty
Is your child in dire jeopardy? Find out tonight, after the game.
149151 Is something killing your kids? Find out tonight at eleven.

bruce almighty
And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
149168 And that's the way the cookie crumbles.

bruce almighty
You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it, son.
150013 You can't expect to kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it.

buffy the vampire slayer
Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?
150537 Does the world 'Duhh' mean anything to you?

buffy the vampire slayer
Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?
150360 Does Elvis talk to you? Tell you to do things? Do you see spots?

buffy the vampire slayer
Excuse much! Rude or anything?
150100 Excuse much! Not rude or anything.

buffy the vampire slayer
Buffy? What's your sitch? You're acting like the thing from another tax bracket.
150776 Buffy, what is your sitch? You're acting like The Thing From Another Tax-Bracket; it's too weird.

buffy the vampire slayer
I have detention slips here and I'm not afraid to use them.
150903 I got detention slips here, I'm not afraid to use them...

buffy the vampire slayer
Pike isn't a name, it's a fish.
150271 Pike isn't a name. It's a fish.

buffy the vampire slayer
Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me.
150541 Oh, wonderful. My secret weapon is - PMS. That's just great. Thanks for telling me.

buffy the vampire slayer
Get out of my facial!
150805 Get out of my facial.

buffy the vampire slayer
Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well I didn't actually think about anything.
150658 Three weeks ago all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything. I definitely didn't expect this.

buffy the vampire slayer
Merrick, you made a Joke. Are you okay? Do You want to lie down? I know it hurts the first time
150571 Merrick. You made a joke. Are you okay, I mean, do you want to lie down? I know it hurts the first time.

bull durham
Sears sucks, Crash. Boy, I worked there once. Sold Lady Kenmores. Nasty, whoa, nasty.
151084 Sears sucks, Crash, I tried it once. Sold Lady Kenmores -- it's nasty, nasty work.

bull durham
Throw that shit again, Meat. Throw that weak-ass shit again.
151200 Throw that shit again, meat. Throw that weak ass shit. Now he's gotta try to slip the cheese by me. One and one. You're on top. Now bring me the gas --

bull durham
Why's he calling me meat? I'm the one driving a Porsche.
151298 Why's he always call me "Meat"? I'm the guy driving a Porsche.

bull durham
Well if anyone would know you were pulling your hips out early it'd be Annie.
151213 Well if there's one chick'd know when you're pulling your hips out early, Annie's the one.

bull durham
Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.
151193 Your shower shoes have fungus on 'em. You'll never get to the Bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy and you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the Show you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win twenty in the Show, however, it means you're a slob.

bull durham
I dare you to throw the hammer. You ain't that stupid.
151518 I dare you to throw me the hammer -- you ain't that stupid...

bull durham
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.
151803 I have been known, on occasion, to howl at the moon. D'you understand that?

bull durham
Walt Whitman once said, "I see great things in baseball. It's our game, the American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us." You could look it up.
151871 Walt Whitman once said -- "I see great things in baseball. It's our game -- the American game He said "it will repair our losses and be a blessing to us"... You could look it up....

bull durham
This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. He's shaking me off. You believe that shit? Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
151535 This son of a bitch is throwing a two hit shutout and he's shaking me off?! Hey Charlie, here comes the deuce.

bull durham
Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once - the 21 greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. It was great. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains.
151367 I was in the Show for 21 days, once. It was the greatest 21 days of my life. You never touch your luggage in the show -- somebody else handles your bags. It's great. The ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, the women have long legs and brains -- it's a smorgasbord.

buried
I'm buried in a box. I'm buried in a box!
151885 I'm buried in a coffin. Please help me! Send someone to find me...

buried
...that your ransom video already has 47,000 hits on YouTube.
152397 That your ransom video already has 47,000 hits on YouTube. And all the major networks are playing it, including Al Jazeera. So, now your captors have no choice but to follow through.

burlesque
You didn't tell me you could sing like that!
153182 You can't learn to sing like that.

burlesque
If I'm not 20 times better than "boobs for brains" over there, you don't have to pay me.
152841 One night. If I'm not 20 times better than boobs-for-brains over there, you don't have to pay me.

burlesque
Oh, God, Georgia. Tell me you don't have the flu.  Oh no... please have the flu!
153662 Sean told me you're going to New York. Please don't go!

burn after reading
Oh my fuck... I just killed a fucking spook!
154431 ... I killed a fucking spook. You fucker...

burn after reading
Maybe I can get a run in.
153880 I should try to get a run in.

burn after reading
Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit.
154098 About the security. Of your shit.

burn after reading
we've been over, and over, and over this, first you say you can't commit, and then... would you come down from there?
153971 First you tell me that you can't commit, then you----WOULD YOU GET DOWN

cable guy
Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!
156453 "Dry land is not a myth, I've seen it." Kevin Costner from Waterworld. I don't know what the fuss was about, the movie ruled, I saw it six times.

cable guy
The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!
155673 The future is now. Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone, and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, and watch female mud wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend in Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities. Come on up! What are you waiting for?!

cable guy
Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!
155814 Dost thou have a mug of ale for me and me mate? He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight an has a King's thirst for the beer thust thou might have for thust.

cable guy
Cable guy!  Cably Guy? Cable Guy!  Cabla goobla!
155548 Jesus, where's the cable guy already?

cable guy
Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
156109 Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

cable guy
You're gonna have to do better than that, Steven. Steven. St-st-my lisp is gone!  You thtupid thon of a bitch!
156456 You're gonna have to do better than that Steven. Steven. Hey, my lisp is gone.

cable guy
I just wanna hang out. NO BIG DEAL!
156373 I just want to hang out. No big deal.

cable guy
I asked my girlfriend to marry me and she asked me to move out.
155683 I miss her. I asked her to marry me, and she asked me to move out.

cable guy
Quickly, muster atop your steed. Buddy, get on the friggin' horse. I don't think he's kidding.
155865 Quickly, muster a top your steed. Get on the god damn horse! I don't think he's kidding!

capote
He's naturally mendacious. Not to be trusted. If he had a hundred dollars he'd steal a stick of chewing gum.
156887 But he's naturally mendacious -- not to be trusted -- if he had a hundred dollars he'd steal a stick of chewing gum.

capote
We're not so different as you might think.
156872 We're not so different as you might think. I was abandoned repeatedly as a child. My mama'd drag me along to some new town so she could take up with another man she'd met. Night after night she'd lock me in the hotel room -- Mama'd turn the latch and tell the staff not to let me out no matter what. I was terrified -- I'd scream my head off -- till finally I'd collapse on the carpet next to the door and fall asleep. After years of this she just left me with relatives in Alabama.

capote
I have 94 per cent recall of all conversation. I tested it myself.
156639 I have 94 percent recall of all conversations.

capote
If I leave here without understanding you, the world will see you as a monster. Always. And I don't want that.
156890 If I leave here without understanding you, the world will always see you as a monster. I don't want that -- I don't see you that way.

casablanca
She was asking about you earlier in a way that made me very jealous...
157688 I can't get over you two. She was asking about you earlier, Rick, in a way that made me extremely jealous.

casablanca
You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon.
157560 You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics. Mine is running a saloon.

casablanca
First they take Ugarte and then she walks in. Well, I guess that's the way it goes... one out and one in.
157740 They grab Ugarte and she walks in. Well, that's the way it goes. One in, one out. Sam?

casablanca
Ricky, I'm going to miss you. Apparently you're the only one in Casablanca with less scruples than I.
158284 Ricky, I'm going to miss you. Apparently you're the only one in Casablanca who has even less scruples than I.

casablanca
I'm on their blacklist - their roll of honor!
157770 I'm on their blacklist already, their roll of honor.

casablanca
Play the "Marseillaise."... Play it!
158115 Play the Marseillaise! Play it!

casablanca
Welcome back to the fight. This time I know our side will win.
158385 And welcome back to the fight. This time I know our side will win.

casablanca
I don't like disturbances in my place.  Either lay off politics, or get out.
157985 I don't like disturbances in my place. Either lay off politics or get out.

casablanca
I stick my neck out for *nobody*!
157438 I stick my neck out for nobody.

casablanca
If he ever gets a *word* in, it'll be a major Italian *victory*.
157418 If he gets a word in it'll be a major Italian victory.

casablanca
As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man.
157923 As leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man. It would not be worth my life to do anything for Monsieur Laszlo. You, however, are a different matter.

casablanca
Alright, I'll make it easier for you: Go ahead and shoot. You'll be doing me a favor.
158207 Go ahead and shoot. You'll be doing me a favor.

casablanca
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
158418 Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

casablanca
I wouldn't bring up Paris if I were you, it's poor salesmanship.
158194 -- I wouldn't bring up Paris if I were you. It's poor salesmanship.

casablanca
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
157798 Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.

casablanca
Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca, and the Germans have outlawed miracles.
157928 -- We might as well be frank, Monsieur. It will take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca. And the Germans have outlawed miracles.

casablanca
Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.
158408 Round up the usual suspects.

casablanca
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
157745 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

casablanca
Realizing the importance of the case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects.
157303 Realizing the importance of the case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects.

casablanca
And what if you track down these men and kill them, what if you killed all of us? From every corner of Europe, hundreds, thousands would rise up to take our places. Even Nazis can't kill that fast.
157850 And what if you track down these men and kill them? What if you murdered all of us? From every corner of Europe, hundreds, thousands, would rise to take our places. Even Nazis can't kill that fast.

casino
When it looked like they could get twenty-five years to life in prison just for skimming a casino, sick or no fuckin' sick you knew people were going to get clipped.
160818 ...to life in prison, just for skimmin' a casino... sick or no fuckin' sick, you knew people were gonna get clipped. So, the day of the arraignment, they had this meeting right in the back of the court-house.

casino
What are you staring at you bald-headed Jew prick?
160097 What are you starin' at, you bald- headed Jew prick?!

casino
And take it easy with this shit, will you? I mean, this can only make matters worse. You're a beautiful girl. You don't want to ruin your looks. I've seen a lot of girls get shot to hell from this stuff.
159525 You're a beautiful girl. You don't want to ruin your looks. I've seen a lot of girls get shot to hell from this stuff.

casino
The bombing was never authorized, but I suspect I know who lit the fuse. And so did the powers that be.
160843 The bombing was never authorized, but I suspect I know who lit the fuse.

casino
They had enough of Nicky. They had enough. I mean, how much more were they gonna take? So, they made an example of him and his brother: they buried them while they were still breathing.
160874 The word was out. The bosses had had enough of Nicky. They had enough. How much were they gonna take? So, they made an example of him and his brother. They buried them while they were still breathing.

casino
Take this stiff and pound it up your fucking ass!
160084 Take this stiff and pound it up your fuckin' ass! Hit me again.

casino
Get this through your head you Jew motherfucker, you! You only exist out here because of me! That's the only reason! Without *me*, you, personally, every fuckin' wise guy skell around'll take a piece of your fuckin' Jew ass! Then where you gonna go? You're fuckin' warned! Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again! You motherfucker, you.
160049 Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. You only exist out here because of me! That's the only reason! Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' wiseguy skell  around'll take a piece of your fuckin' Jew ass! Then where you gonna go?! You're fuckin' warned! Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again! You motherfucker, you!

casino
Listen, if you didn't know you're bein' scammed, you're too fuckin' dumb to keep this job. If you did know, you were in on it. Either way, you're out. Get out! Go on. Let's go.
159424 Listen, if you didn't know you're bein' scammed, you're too fuckin' dumb to keep this job. If you did know, you were in on it. Either way, you're out! Get out! Go on. Let's go.

casino
For two days and two fuckin' nights, we beat the shit out of this guy. I mean, we even stuck ice-picks in his balls.
159383 For two days and two fuckin' nights, we beat the shit out of this guy. I mean, we even stuck ice-picks in his balls.

casino
I don't give a shit who he's connected to. Tell him to take his fuckin' feet off the table. What's he think this is, a goddamn sawdust joint?
159065 I don't give a shit who he's connected to. Tell him to take his fuckin' feet off the table. What's he think this is, a goddamn sawdust joint?

casino
You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table? You shit-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you. You fuck me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the fuckin' desert.
159115 You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table... you shit- kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you! You fuck me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the fuckin' desert! You understand? Go over there and apologize. Go! Get the fuck out of -

casino
Can you feel my eyes on you? Can you feel me look into your heart? Can you feel me in the pit of your stomach? Can you feel me in you? In your heart?
158965 Can you feel my eyes on you? Can you feel me look into your heart? Can you feel me in the pit of your stomach? Can you feel me in you? In your heart?

casino
Normally, my prospects of coming back alive from a meeting with Nicky were 99 out of 100. But this time, when I heard him say "a couple of hundred yards down the road", I gave myself 50-50.
160025 Normally, my prospects of comin' back alive from a meeting with Nicky were ninety-nine out of a hundred. But this time, when I heard him say, 'A couple a hundred yards down the road', I gave myself fifty-fifty.

casino
Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here, they're giving me awards.
159156 Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I'm doing. But out here, they're givin' me awards.

casino
For Nicky, Las Vegas was the fucking wild west.
159257 For Nicky, Las Vegas was the fuckin' Wild West.

casino
Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that *I* do it. You understand?
159198 Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here. The right way, the wrong way, and the way I do it. You understand?

casino
That's a lot of money to be counting out in public.
158921 Hiya. That's a lot of money to be counting out in public.

casino
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and to keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose, and in the end, we get it all.
158636 ...and keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose. In the end, we get it all.

casino
Tell that fuckin' Pepe if he's switching stones on us, he'd better take a fucking camel back to Nigeria.
159228 Tell that fuckin' Pepe if he's switching stones on us, he'd better take a fuckin' camel -

casino
Now, notice how in the count room nobody ever seems to see anything. Somehow, somebody's always lookin' the other way. Now, look at these guys. They look busy, right? They're countin' money. Who wants to bother them? I mean, God forbid they should make a mistake and forget to steal.
158446 Now, notice how in the count room nobody ever seems to see anything. Somehow, somebody's always lookin' the other way. Now, look at these guys . They look busy, right? They're countin' money. Who wants to bother them? I mean, God forbid they should make a mistake and forget to steal. Meanwhile, you're in and you're out.

casino
When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had.
158419 When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And, for a while... I believed that's the kind of love I had.

casino
What's he doing? He knows those guys he yelled at are friends of ours. What's the matter with him? Making all this mess!
159949 What's he doin'? He knows all those guys he yelled at are friends of ours. What's the matter with him, making all this mess?

casino
I'm what counts out here. Not your fuckin' country clubs or your fuckin' TV shows. And what the fuck are you doin' on TV anyhow?
160035 I'm what counts out here! Not your fuckin' country clubs or your fuckin' TV shows! And what the fuck are you doin' on TV anyhow?!

casino
Look at this fuckin beaut they put in now. Sherbert send you in here to rob me now? Been fucking knocking everyone's dick in all night? Huh, you been beating all the customers tonight, motherfucker? Huh? Jag-off. Hit me.
160082 Look at this fuckin' beaut they put in now. Sherbert send you in here to rob me now? Been fuckin' knockin' everybody's dick in all night? Huh? You been beatin' all the customers tonight, motherfucker?

casino
Now, on top of everything else, I gotta make sure no one fucks around with the Golden Jew.
158553 So, now, on top of everything else, I gotta make sure that nobody fucks around with the Golden Jew.

casino
She was doing pretty good with her lawsuit. But before she could start counting her money, the boys back home decided to settle the case out of court instead. So they sent me.
159645 She was doin' pretty good with her lawsuit, but before she could start countin' her money, the boys back home decided to settle the case out of court instead.

casino
I want you to exit this guy off the premises, I want you to exit him off his feet and I want you to use his head to open the fucking door.
159074 I want you to exit this guy off the premises, and I want you to exit him off his feet and use his head to open the fuckin' door.

casino
You hear a little girl, Frankie? Is that a little girl, Ace? Is that a little fuckin' girl? What happened to the fuckin' tough guy who told my friend to stick it up his fuckin' ass?
158581 What's that? You hear? You hear a little girl, Frankie? You hear a little girl, Ace? Is that a little fuckin' girl?! What happened to the fuckin' tough guy? Told my friend stick it up his fuckin' ass?! Huh?! Huh?!

casino
If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.
159785 If a guy fuckin' tripped over a fuckin' banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.

casino
Whoever it was, they put the dynamite under the passenger's side. But what they didn't know, what nobody outside the factory knew, was that that model car was made with a metal plate under the driver's seat. It's the only thing that saved my life.
160842 ...it was amateur night, and you could tell. Whoever it was, they put the dynamite under the passenger side. But what they didn't know, what nobody outside the factory knew, was that that model car was made with a metal plate under the driver's seat. It's the only thing that saved my life.

casino
Peek-a-boo, you fucks, you!
159807 Peekaboo, you fucks, you.

casino
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
159707 You know... I think that you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you, and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be comin' out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. Because I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. And we know what you do, don't we, Charlie? You fuck people out of money and get away with it.

casino
How the fuck can you grin?
160078 How the fuck can you grin? How the fuck could you grin?

casino
Fuckin' bosses. I mean, they're smokin' their Di Nobilis and they're eatin' trippa and fuckin' suffritt', you know, fried pigs guts? While, if I wanna talk private, I gotta go to a fuckin' bus stop.
159799 ...bosses. I mean, they're smokin' their Di Nobilis and they're eatin' a trippa  and fuckin' suffritt', you know, fried pigs guts? While, if I wanna talk private, I gotta go to a fuckin' bus stop.

casino
That black book's a joke. It's only got two names in it for the whole country. And one of them's still Al Capone.
159145 That Black Book is a bunch of bullshit. They got two names in there for the whole country and one of them is still Al Capone.

casino
Give yourself a hand, right across your fucking mouth.
160081 Yeah. Give yourself a hand right across your fuckin' mouth.

casino
You fucking mo-mo, what's the matter with you?
159839 What's the matter with you?

casino
No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.
158583 While I was tryin' to figure out why the guy was sayin' what he was sayin', Nicky just hit him. No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.

casino
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.
158428 Got a lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. Except you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise you're talkin' about a half-hour or forty-five minutes of diggin'. And who knows who's gonna be comin' along in that time? Before you know it, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.

casino
You call yourself a man? You know you're a lyin', low-life, motherfuckin' gambling degenerate prick? You know that's what you are? Two small kids at home. I gave you money to pay the fuckin' rent and buy groceries, put the heat on. You know your wife called Frankie and told him the fuckin' heat's off? Huh? And you didn't gamble that fuckin' money? You're gonna stand here and tell me that?
159336 You call yourself a man? You know you're a lyin', low-life, motherfuckin' gambling degenerate prick? You know that's what you are? Two small kids at home. I gave you money to pay the fuckin' rent and buy groceries, put the heat on. You know your wife called Frankie and told him the fuckin' heat's off?

casino
Take this one and stick it up your sister's ass!
160085 Take this one and stick it up your sister's ass! Hit me again.

casino
Me? Thats why The Bosses sent me out here - they wanted me to make sure none of the other crews robbed the joint. Like these two fuckin' ballonheads over here. They were gonna try to bang us outta two hundred fuckin' grand? Yeah, right, I'm sure.
158845 Me? That's why the bosses sent me out here. They wanted me to make sure none of the other crews robbed the joint. Like these two fuckin' balloon-heads over here . They were gonna try and bang us out of two hundred fuckin' grand? Yeah, right, I'm sure.

casino
Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle.
158807 Yeah, he had a fool-proof scheme, all right. It wasn't very scientific but it worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. What were they gonna do? Muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle.

catch me if you can
Ah, people only know what you tell them, Carl.
161875 People only know what you tell them.

catch me if you can
Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse.
162376 Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse gave up and drowned, but the second mouse struggled so hard that he churned that cream into butter -- and he walked out. Amen. They all lift their heads, clearly impressed. Robert turns to Frank and smiles.

catch me if you can
How'd you do it Frank? How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
162776 How did you pass the bar exam in Louisiana?

catwoman
White Russian, no ice, no vodka... hold the Kahlua.
163125 White Russian, no ice, hold the vodka and Kahlua.

catwoman
Amateurs! You boys thought you could come in here and steal all these beautiful things? What a purrrfect idea!
163147 You boys -- thought you could just barge -- in here and take -- all these beautiful things -- that don't belong to you...

catwoman
You saved my life, Midnight. But somebody killed me and I've got to find out who and why.
162851 Georges, when you're gone, Tippy is all I've got and -- I get so lonely.

cellular
"Ricky Martin"? You named your kid "Ricky Martin"?
164567 Ricky Martin? You named your kid Ricky Martin?! Why didn't you tattoo "kick me" on his ass while you were at it?

cellular
Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps 30 liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry.
165099 Brachial artery. Pumps up to 30 liters of blood per minute...and there's only five liters in the human body.

cellular
You've got the wrong family! You've got the wrong family!
164984 Tell them, Craig. Tell them they have the wrong family. Tell them they've made a mistake--

cellular
Do you want to die here?
164736 Do you want to die here?

changeling
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
165959 Fuck you....and the horse...you rode in on.

changeling
It's raining cats, dogs, and democrats out there, this better be worth it.
165827 It's raining cats, dogs and democrats out there, so this better be worth it.

changeling
Mrs. Collins, if that boy's your son I'll eat my yard stick.
165678 Mrs. Collins, if that's your son, I'll eat my yardstick. Not only will I put that in writing, I'll swear to it in a court of law and in front of President Calvin Coolidge himself if I have to.

changeling
I used to tell Walter, "Never start a fight... but always finish it." I didn't start this fight... but by God, I'm going to finish it.
166047 I used to tell Walter, "Never start a fight...but always finish it." I didn't start this fight...but by god I'm going to finish it.

changeling
Dig. You put them in the ground, now you can take them out. You heard me. Dig.
165952 Dig. You put 'em in the ground, you can take 'em out of the ground. Go on.

chaos
You picked the wrong day not to use the ATM.
166358 Y'all picked the wrong day not to use the ATM. You will not be harmed if you do exactly what I say, when I say it. You

chaos
You know, I've got a bike myself. Maybe we can... go for a ride.  Or maybe I could just ride you...
166646 You, on the other hand... I gotta bike myself. Maybe we can go for a ride sometime? Or maybe I can just ride you.

charade
Of course, you won't be able to lie on your back for a while but then you can lie from any position, can't you?
167654 It's not so bad. You may not be able to lie on your back for a few days -- but, then, you can lie from any position, can't you?

charade
I can't stand these things... it's like drinking coffee through a veil.
167559 I hate these things -- it's like drinking coffee through a veil.

charade
Heroin, peppermint-flavored heroin.
168017 Heroin -- peppermint-flavored heroin.

charade
Three of them. All in their pyjamas? C'est ridicule! What is it, some new American fad?
167972 Three of them -- all in their pajamas! C'est ridicule! What is it, some new American fad?

charade
It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat!
167074 It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat!

charade
This is a ludicrous situation. I can think of a dozen men who are just longing to use my shower.
167872 This is a ludicrous situation. There must be dozens of men dying to use my shower.

charade
Do you know what these things cost over here?
167563 Have you any idea what these things cost over here?

charlie's angels
Hey! I like that guy!
168842 You bitch! I like that guy.

charlie's angels
Another movie from an old TV show.
168293 Another movie from an old TV show?

charlie's angels
Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?
168843 Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?

charlie's angels
Why do they always run?
168468 Why do they always run?

chasing amy
Catholic school girls. The uniform's what does it for me. I wish I had've went with more Catholic school girls when I was a kid. As it stands I have no, "And then she unzipped her jumper," stories.
169674 The uniform is what does it for me. I wish I'd have went with more Catholic school girls when I was a kid. As it stands. I have no "...and then she unzipped her jumper..." stories.

chasing amy
Screw that "all for one" shit, alright? I gotta deal with being a minority in a minority of the minority, and nobody's supportin' my ass.
169797 Screw that 'all for one' shit. I gotta deal with being the minority in the minority of the minority, and nobody's supporting my ass? While the whole of society is fawning over girls- on-girls, here I sit - a reviled gay man, and to top that off, I'm a gay black man - notoriously the most swishy of the bunch.

chasing amy
And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any longer and he finally did some of his own mounting.
169467 ...And then Black Beauty couldn't take it any longer, and he finally did some of his own mounting.

chasing amy
See that man right there? He the Devil, understand? Never take your eye off the man.
169803 See that guy there? He's the devil, you understand? Never take your eye off the Man. Our people took their eyes off him one time, and he had us in chains in two shakes of his snake's tail.

chasing amy
Now *that*, my friend, is a shared moment.
169261 Now that, my friend, is a.. ...shared moment

chasing amy
Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
169315 Since you like chicks, right.. do you just look at yourself in the mirror all the time?

chasing amy
Archie is *not* fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
169138 You're insane. Archie is not fucking Mister Weatherbee!

chasing amy
Fucking faggot, man! Did you *see* that? Your dyke-courting ass just got me scored on.
169580 Get off. Fucking faggot! Did you see that?! Your dyke courting ass just got me scored on!

chasing amy
You're way too conservative for that girl. She's been around and seen things we've only read about in books.
169682 I know you. You're way too conservative for that girl. She's been around and seen things we've only read about in books.

chasing amy
You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."
169885 Ah, there ain't no such thing. You gotta boil it all down to the essentials. It's like Cube says - life ain't nothing but bitches and money.

chasing amy
Alyssa Jones? Shit I know Alyssa Jones, I mean I KNOW Alyssa Jones! Know what I'm sayin'? Me and Rick Darris used to hang around her house after school and shit cause her parents were like never home and shit. One day Rick just whips it out and starts rubbin it on her leg and shit, starts chasin her around the living room. I was dyin. But you know what the crazy bitch did? She drops to her knees and she just starts suckin him off. Right there in front of me, like I wasn't even there man. I almost died. But that's not the fucked up part. The fucked up part was Rick, man, right in the middle of it, he turns to me and he says 'Cohee!' Just like that, 'Co-Hee!' So I'm like, "Yo ill give it a shot." So I start pullin' her pants down and shit. All slow cause I'm figurin' any minute she's gonna turn around and belt me in the mouth and shit right? But yo check this shit out man. Shes all into it. She doesn't even try to stop me or nothin'. Shes all wet and shit and I just start going to work, Know what I'm sayin? Me and Rick are just going to town on this crazy bitch and shes just loving it, all moaning and shit, it was fucked up! So Ricks the one that came up with the nickname, cause that day she had us locked in tight from both ends like a pair of god-damned Chinese finger cuffs!
169752 Alyssa Jones? Shit. I know Alyssa Jones. I mean, I know Alyssa Jones, you know what I'm saying? Me and Rick Derris used to hang our with her for awhile, right? Just hanging around her house after school, 'cuz her parents were like never home, and shit. And one day, Rick just whips it out, and starts rubbing it on her leg and shit; chasing her around the living room - I was dying. But you know what the crazy bitch did? She fucking drops to her knees, and just starts sucking him off right in front of me! Like I wasn't even there man! I almost died! But that's not the fucked up part - the fucked up part was Rick, man - right in the middle of it, he turns to me and he's pointing at her and he says "Cohee." Just like that - "Cohee." So I'm like I'll give it a shot. And I start pulling her pants down all slow, 'cuz I figure any second she's gonna turn around and belt me in the mouth, right? But yo, check this shit out - she's all into it man! She don't try to stop me or nothing! She's all wet and shit, and I just went to work, know what I'm saying? Me and Rick are going to town on this crazy bitch, and she's just loving it, all moaning and shit! It was fucked up! So Rick's the one that came up with the nickname - 'cuz that day, she had us locked in tight from both sides - like a pair of goddamn Chinese finger cuffs!

chasing amy
It all goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden," she said, "the big bucks are in dick and fart jokes." She was a church goer.
169092 It goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden," she said "The big bucks are in dick and fart jokes." She was a church-goer.

chasing amy
This is all gonna end badly.
169680 This is all going to end badly.

chasing amy
I like you, Holden. I haven't liked a man in a long time. And it's not because I'm a man hater or something like that. It's just been sometime that I've been exposed to a man that didn't immediately live into a stereotype of some sort. And I want you to feel comfortable with me, because I'd really like us to be friends.
169383 I like you. I haven't liked a man in a long time. And I'm not a man-hater or something. It's just been some time since I've been exposed to a man that didn't immediately live-into a stereotype of some sort. And I want you to feel comfortable with me, because I want us to be friends. So if there are things you'd like to know, it's okay to ask me.

chasing amy
Okay, I've had my finger up my ass. I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.
169421 A finger? Come on. I've had my finger in my ass but I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.

chasing amy
Since most of these people are rooting for the home team, I'm gonna cheer for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee for ya in the morning before they go!
169811 Since most of these people are rooting for the home team, I'm going to cheer for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan - especially the kind that make coffee for you in the morning before they go. That was a joke. A little wacky wordplay?

chasing amy
I feel a hate crime coming on.
169071 Man, I feel a hate-crime coming on

chasing amy
If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.
169669 If this is a crush... then I don't know if I could take the real thing if it ever happens.

chasing amy
What does it matter if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the privacy of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?
169588 Yeah. And apparently, you don't even realize it. What does it matter if I refer to her as a dyke, or if I call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the privacy of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?

chasing amy
I think it's more like Banky's having a real problem with all things not hetero right about now.
169771 I think it's more like Banky's having a problem with all things not hetero right about now. And I'm just another paradigm of said aberration.

chasing amy
Everybody has an agenda, alright? Everyone.
169688 Everybody has an agenda. Everyone.

chasing amy
Bring on the free hooch!
169193 Alright - bring on the free hootch.

chasing amy
You gotta respect that kind of display of affection, you know what I mean? Sure, it's crazy, it's rude, it's self-absorbed, but, uh, you know, it's love.
169099 You've gotta respect that kind of display of affection. It's crazy, rude, self-absorbed - but it's love.

chasing amy
Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why Jughead wears that crown-looking hat all the time. He the king of queen Archie's world.
169070 It's true. Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch - that's why Jughead wears that crown-looking hat all the time: he the king, of queen Archie's world.

chinatown
I see you like publicity, Mr. Gittes. Well, you're going to get it.
172813 You mean that's what you're going to call it.

chinatown
Let me explain something to you, Walsh. This business requires a certain amount of finesse.
172606 Let me explain something to you, Walsh. This business requires a certain finesse.

chinatown
'Course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.
173105 'Course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough. I'll double whatever your fees are and I'll pay you ten thousand dollars if you can find Hollis' girlfriend.

chinatown
What can I tell you, kid? You're right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right.
172527 What can I tell you, Kid? You're right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right.

chinatown
You've got a nasty reputation, Mr. Gittes. I like that.
173065 You know, you've got a nasty reputation, Mr. Gittes. I like that.

chinatown
Can you believe it? We're in the middle of a drought, and the water commissioner drowns. Only in L.A.
172821 Yeah? Ain't that something? Middle of a drought, the water commissioner drowns. Only in L.A.

chinatown
You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.
172852 You are a very nosey fellow, kitty cat... you know what happens to nosey fellows?

chinatown
Have you ever heard the expression "Let sleeping dogs lie"? Sometimes you're better off not knowing.
172567 I'm sure he loves you, too. You know the expression, let sleeping dogs lie? You're better off not knowing.

chinatown
All right, Curly. Enough's enough. You can't eat the Venetian blinds. I just had them installed on Wednesday.
172524 All right, enough is enough. You can't eat the Venetian blinds, Curly. I just had 'em installed on Wednesday.

citizen kane
I think it would be fun to run a newspaper.
177873 Is that really your idea of how to run a newspaper?

citizen kane
A toast, Jedediah: to Love on my own terms.
178287 To love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody knows ... his own.

citizen kane
Mr. Kane is finishing the review you started - he's writing a bad notice. I guess that'll show you.
178446 He's writing a roast like you wanted it to be - - I guess that'll show you.

citizen kane
We have no secrets from our readers. Mr. Thatcher is one of our most devoted readers, Mr. Bernstein. He knows what's wrong with every issue since I've taken charge.
177881 That's all right. We have no secrets from our readers. Mr. Thatcher is one of our most devoted readers, Mr. Bernstein. He knows what's wrong with every issue since I've taken charge. What's the cable?

citizen kane
As Charles Foster Kane who owns eighty-two thousand, six hundred and thirty-four shares of public transit - you see, I do have a general idea of my holdings - I sympathize with you. Charles Foster Kane is a scoundrel. His paper should be run out of town. A committee should be formed to boycott him. You may, if you can form such a committee, put me down for a contribution of one thousand dollars.
177897 As Charles Foster Kane, who has eighty-two thousand, six hundred and thirty-one shares of Metropolitan Transfer - you see, I do have a rough idea of my holdings - I sympathize with you. Charles Foster Kane is a dangerous scoundrel, his paper should be run out of town and a committee should be formed to boycott him. You may, if you can form such a committee, put me down for a contribution of one thousand dollars.

citizen kane
I can remember everything. That's my curse, young man. It's the greatest curse that's ever been inflicted on the human race: memory.
178129 I can remember everything. That's my curse, young man. It's the greatest curse that's ever been inflicted on the human race. Memory - I was his oldest friend. As far as I was concerned, he behaved like swine. Maybe I wasnt' his friend. If I wasn't, he never had one. Maybe I was what nowadays you call a stooge -

citizen kane
Who's the busiest man? Me? I've got nothing but time! What do you wanna know?
177909 Who's a busy man? Me? I'm Chairman of the Board. I got nothing but time ... What do you want to know?

citizen kane
Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.
178122 Just old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, you don't look forward to being cured of. You ought to see Mr. Leland. There's a whole lot of things he could tell you - if he wanted to.

citizen kane
Love! You don't love anybody! Me or anybody else! You want to be loved - that's all you want! I'm Charles Foster Kane. Whatever you want - just name it and it's yours! Only love me! Don't expect me to love you
178616 Love! You don't love anybody! Me or anybody else! You want to be loved - that's all you want! I'm Charles Foster Kane. Whatever you want - just name it and it's yours! Only love me! Don't expect me to love you -

citizen kane
You're the greatest fool I've ever known, Kane. If it was anybody else, I'd say what's going to happen to you would be a lesson to you. Only you're going to need more than one lesson. And you're going to get more than one lesson.
178415 You're the greatest fool I've ever known, Kane. If it was anybody else, I'd say what's going to happen to you would be a lesson to you. Only you're going to need more than one lesson. And you're going to get more than one lesson.

citizen kane
A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl.
177915 You're pretty young, Mr. - Mr. Thompson. A fellow will remember things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on a ferry and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in - - and on it, there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on - and she was carrying a white pastrol - and I only saw her for one second and she didn't see me at all - but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl. See what I mean? Well, so what are you doing about this "Rosebud," Mr. Thompson.

citizen kane
There's only one person in the world who's going to decide what I'm going to do and that's me...
178399 There's only one person in the world to decide what I'm going to do - and that's me. And if you think - if any of you think -

city of joy
Godfather has more eyes than a pineapple!
179511 Close the door. The Godfather has more eyes than a pineapple.

clerks
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
182063 You know, there's a million fine- looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagne at work. Most of them just cheat on you.

clerks
Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.
182006 Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.

clerks
People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
180987 That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex. One time, I called this girl "Mom."

clerks
Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
180909 Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!

clerks
All right, so they bring in independent contractors, why are you so upset at its destruction?
181129 All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?

clerks
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
181206 See? It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I kill Chinamen for the railroad.

clerks
I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics.
181786 I offer you my body and you offer me semantics? He's just a boyfriend, Dante, and in case you haven't gotten the drift of why I came all the way here from Ohio, I'm about to become single again.

clerks
Yeah, I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.
181004 I'm serious. Aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. That's what high school's all about-algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.

clerks
Hello. What? No I don't work today, I'm playing hockey at two.
180644 Hello...What?...No, I don't work today...I'm playing hockey at two.

clerks
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
180748 I'm not even supposed to be here today!

clerks
A little word of advice, my friend. Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.
181081 A word of advice: Sometimes it's best to let those hard to reach chips go.

clerks
You get me slapped with a fine. You pick fights with the customers and I have to patch everything up. You get us chased out of a funeral home by violating a corpse. To top it all off, you ruined my relationship with Veronica! What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?
182125 You get my slapped with a fine, you fight with the customers and I have to patch everything up. You get us chased out of a funeral by violating a corpse. To top it all off, you ruin my relationship. What's your encore? Do you anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?

cliffhanger
Remember, shithead! Keep your arms and legs in the vehicle at all times!
182702 Remember -- keep your arms and legs in the vehicle at all times --

cobb
Greatness is overrated.
183321 Greatness is overrated.

cobb
I started playing baseball when I was a kid like everybody else but better than everybody else.
182990 And I started playing baseball when I was a kid like everybody else only I was better than every- body else. When I was seventeen I started playing for money -- my father didn't approve. He was a great man...

cobb
Know ye that a prince and a great man has fallen this day.
182881 'Know ye that a prince and a great man has fallen this day.'

cobb
'Cobb, a prince among men, misunderstood in his genius, as genius always is'...  This is the second line from what will be the greatest biography of a great man ever written - type it!
182896 I thought you might like it. It's yours, a gift from me. 'Cobb, a prince among men, misunderstood in his genius, as genius always is' - This is the second line from what will be the greatest biography of a great man ever written -- type it!

cobb
And you sir, you should leave this disgusting, wretched, sorry son of a motherfucker - immediately. Good evening.
183159 And you, sir, should leave this disgusting, wretched, sorry son of a bitch immediately. Good evening.

code of silence
Hey Sarge! You know how a Camacho's like a cue ball? Cause the harder you hit 'em, the better their English gets.
183952 You wanna tune-up? Hey Sarge, you know why a Comacho's like a cue-ball? Cause the harder you hit 'em, the better their English gets.

code of silence
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
184272 I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.

cold mountain
Daddy, come inside before you drown!
184484 Daddy, come inside before you drown!

cold mountain
Well, you have your war.
184427 Well, you have your war.

cold mountain
Ruby, this fence may be the first thing I ever did that might produce an actual result.
184646 This fence is about the first thing I've ever done that'll produce an actual result.

cold mountain
My daddy - he'd walk forty miles for liquor but not forty inches for kindness.
184696 I was all right! He'd walk forty miles for liquor and not forty inches for kindness.

cold mountain
So, you have never wrapped your legs around this Inman?
184647 So you never wrapped your legs around this Inman?

cold mountain
Don't worry, son. Those Yankee boys keep store hours. They ain't open yet.
184325 Don't worry, son. Those Yankee boys keep store hours. They ain't open yet.

cold mountain
Old lady Swanger says you need help. Here I am.
184564 Old Lady Swanger says you need some help. Here I am.

cold mountain
I've had to put myself in the way of people's kindness.
184909 I've had to put myself in the way of people's kindness.

cold mountain
Play me something sweet... like a girl's waiting for me.
184340 Play me something sweet. Like a girl's waiting for me.

cold mountain
Number one - shut this door, it's freezing. Number two - shut that door, it's freezing. I'm laying on my back, with my fingers poked in my ears trying to shut out who's got a bag of diamonds and who's carrying a tray. If you want to get three feet up a bull's ass, listen to what sweethearts whisper to each other. Now, if you're going to wimble wimble all night, I'm going to sleep in with him.
185208 Number one -- shut this door, it's freezing. Number two -- shut that door, it's freezing. I'm laying on my back, with my fingers poked in my ears trying to shut out who's got a bag of diamonds and who's got boots needs polishing, If you want to get three feet up a bull's ass listen to what sweethearts whisper to each other.

cold mountain
I'm wetter than a fish.
184399 I'm wetter than a fish.

cold mountain
Oh, he's so full of manure, that man! We could lay him in the dirt and grow another one just like him.
184951 He is so full of manure, that man, we could lay him on the dirt and grow another one just like him.

cold mountain
I despise a floggin' rooster.
184580 I despise a flogging rooster. Where is he?

cold mountain
Just so you know - you're not eating inside. Number one: they hang people round here for taking in deserters. Number two: even if they gave out prizes you'd still eat outside.
184929 Just so's you know -- you're not eating inside. Number One -- they hang people round here for taking in deserters. Number two -- even if they gave out prizes -- you'd still eat outside.

cold mountain
Let's put him in a pot.
184581 Let's put him in a pot.

cold mountain
We got our own story. Called Black Cove Farm: a catastrophe. I can spell it, too. Learned it the same place you did, in the school room. One of the first words they taught me. "Ruby Thewes, you are a c-a-t-a-s-t-r-o-p-h-e!"
184593 I can spell it, too. C-a-t-a-s-t-r-o- phe. Learned the same place you did, in the schoolroom. That's one of the first words they taught me. Ruby Thewes, you are a ca-t-a-s-t-r-o-p-h- e...

cold mountain
Used to be as regular as morning prayers. Matter of fact I could set my watch by my bowels. That beeswax you fed me, day before yesterday, it stops a man up. Open my gut now they'd find turds stacked up like little black twigs.
184700 Used to be as regular as morning prayers. Matter of fact I could set my watch by my bowels. That beeswax you fed me, day before yesterday, it stops a man up. Open my gut now they'd find turds stacked up like little black twigs.

cold mountain
By order of Zebulon Vance, Governor of this great state of North Carolina: any soldier turned deserter is guilty of treason and shall be hunted down like a dog. Any man takes in a deserter is likewise guilty of treason.
184490 By order of Zebulon Vance, Governor of this great state of North Carolina: any soldier turned deserter is guilty of treason and shall be hunted down like a dog.

cold mountain
I've learned a person can pretty much survive off of a goat. A goat gives you company, and milk, and cheese... and when you need it, good meat.
184890 I've learned a person can survive off pretty much of a goat. I can't abide a chicken, but a goat gives you company and milk and cheese and then, when you need it, good meat.

cold mountain
Thank you. I was going to do a grievous wrong.
184629 Thank you. I was going to do a grievous wrong.

cold mountain
Congratulations. I'll send you out with a shot gun a lot more.
185170 Congratulations, I should send you out with a shotgun more often. He looks as he needs sleep.

collateral
Well, that was brilliant...
186067 Well. That was brilliant.

collateral
Get with it. Millions of galaxies of hundreds of millions of stars, in a speck on one in a blink. That's us, lost in space. The cop, you, me... Who notices?
186044 Get with it. Get over it. ...millions of galaxies of hundreds of millions of stars and a speck on one in a blink...that's us. Lost in space. The universe don't care . The cop, you, me? Who notices?

collateral
Take comfort in knowing you never had a choice.
185874 Out of options, Max. Take comfort in knowing you never had a choice.

collateral
Don't get me cornered. You don't have the trunk space.
185512 Then don't let me get cornered. You don't have the trunk space.

collateral
Since when is LAPD working for the Feebs?
185623 Since when is the LAPD working for the Feeb? Besides, Ramone flew out a window. My C.I. flew out a window, he's got Felix's handprints on his ass. Yes? That makes it ours.

collateral
Only thing that didn't show up is the Polish cavalry.
186014 What a clusterfuck. Only thing didn't show up was the Polish cavalry.

collateral
Guy gets on the subway and dies. Think anybody'll notice?
186125 Guy. Gets on a subway. Dies. Think anybody'll notice?

collateral
If you open that trunk, they go inside.
185535 You open that trunk, they go inside.

collateral
Definitely not from around here.
185419 Definitely not from around here.

collateral
Of all the cabbies in L.A. I get Max, Sigmund Freud meets Dr. Ruth.
186048 ...all the cabbies in LA, I get Max, Sigmund Freud meets Dr. Ruth...

collateral
Hey, man, what did you do, have a food fight in here?
185522 Wha'd you, have a food fight in here?

collateral damage
I'll show you collateral damage!
186260 How's that for collateral damage?

confessions of a dangerous mind
Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being a guy down the block who works for an insurance company.
187695 Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being the guy down the block who works at an insurance company. Wonder what that means.

confessions of a dangerous mind
I'm not killing people... my future's in television.
187002 I can't kill people. My future is in television.

confessions of a dangerous mind
Think of it as a hobby. Something you do to relax. You're an "assassination enthusiast."
187142 Think of it as a hobby. An avocation. Something you do to relax. You can be an assassination enthusiast, a murder bug.

confessions of a dangerous mind
When you are young, your potential is infinite. You might do anything, really. You might be Einstein. You might be DiMaggio. Then you get to an age where what you might be gives way to what you have been. You weren't Einstein. You weren't anything. That's a bad moment.
186783 When you're young, your potential is infinite. You might do anything, really. You might be great. You might be Einstein. You might be Goethe. Then you get to an age where what you might be gives way to what you have been. You weren't Einstein. You weren't anything. That's a bad moment. But I remembered something Carlyle wrote: "... there is no life of a man, faithfully recorded, but is a heroic poem of its sort, rhymed or unrhymed." I realized my salvation might be in recording my wasted life, unflinchingly. Maybe it would serve as a cautionary tale. Maybe it would help me understand why.

confessions of a dangerous mind
Life was sweet... For a minute.
186843 Life was sweet. For a minute.

confessions of a dangerous mind
Very good Chuck. I am pleasantly surprised, you're not like the other murderers.
187183 Very good, Chuck. I'm pleasantly surprised. You're not like the other murderers.

confessions of a dangerous mind
I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He gets a refrigerator.
187728 Y'know, I came up with a new game show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns on stage They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He gets a refrigerator.

confessions of a dangerous mind
You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.
187003 Listen, you're thirty-two years old and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by thirty-three. Better get cracking.

confidence
Now you're an accomplice to murder. Everything you thought you had control of has gone out the window or is currently dripping down your leg.
188006 Now you're an accomplice in a homicide. Everything you thought you were in control of just flew out the window or is dripping down your leg.

confidence
Jake  So, I'm dead...
187729 So I'm dead...

conspiracy theory
In one hour, I want to know where she eats, where she sleeps, the name of her kindergarten teacher, everything.
189225 In one hour I want to know what she eats, where she sleeps, the name of her gynecologist. <u>Everything</u>.

conspiracy theory
The Vietnam War was fought over a bet that Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onassis.
188903 You know, Flip, Vietnam War was fought because of a bet Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onasis.

conspiracy theory
This guy's a restraining order waiting to happen.
188925 Jerry, you are a restraining order waiting to happen.

conspiracy theory
Have you ever been a place where hope was gone? Where all that's left is patience?
188957 Have you ever been in a place from which hope has gone?  All that's left is patience.  Everywhere. Like a fog.

conspiracy theory
I am an American citizen, and I demand to see Alice Sutton.
188918 I'm an American and I demand to see Liza Sutton!

conspiracy theory
If you could remember who stabbed you with the wheelchair, and where it happened it would really help.
189014 If you could remember who shot you and where it happened, it might help.

conspiracy theory
See this aluminum-looking stuff? It's firewall. It's amazing. The guy designed this place so it could be an incinerator, but it leaves the rest of the building untouched.
189223 See the aluminum stuff?  Firewall. Guy designed it so he could turn the place into an incinerator. Leaves the rest of the building untouched.

constantine
Why me, Gabriel? It's personal, isn't it? I didn't go to church enough, I didn't pray enough, I... was five bucks short in the collection plate. Why?
189998 Why me, Gabriel? It's personal, isn't it? I didn't go to church enough? I didn't pray enough? I was five bucks short in the collection plate? Why?

constantine
That's really not going to help.
189772 That's just not going to happen.

constantine
You are going to die young because you smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 15... and you're going to go to hell because of the life you took.  You're fucked.
189999 You're going to die because you smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 15. And you're going to Hell because of the life you took. Or to put it in a way that your kind would understand. You're fucked.

constantine
No. You will live, John Constantine. You will live so you will have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in hell. Oh, you will live. You will live.
190624 You will live, John Constantine, you will live so you'll have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in Hell. You will live!

constantine
He always had a rotten sense of humor. And His punchlines are killers.
190002 He has a rotten sense of humor. And his punch lines are killers.

constantine
You don't walk off the roof of a building, without leaving something behind.
190209 You don't walk off a building without leaving something behind.

constantine
Officially, I was dead for two minutes... but when you cross over, time stops. Take it from me, two minutes in hell is a lifetime.
190159 Officially I was dead for seven minutes. But believe me, seven minutes in Hell is a lifetime.

constantine
Yeah, what do you want? An extension?
190612 So... what do you want? An extension?

constantine
This is Constantine. John Constantine. Asshole.
189703 This is Constantine. John Constantine, asshole.

constantine
Hey, buddy, got a light?
190006 Hey, buddy, you got a light?

constantine
I know I'm not one of your favorites. I'm not even welcome in your house. But, I could use a little attention.
190573 ... I know I'm not one of your favorites... I'm not even allowed in your house these days... but I could use a little attention...

contact
CQ, this is W9GFO, do you copy?  Dad, this is Ellie, come back?... This is Eleanor Arroway, transmitting on 14.2 megahertz.  Dad, are you there? Come back? Dad, are you there? Dad, this is Ellie...
190688 This is Eleanor Arroway broadcasting on 9.2 megahertz.  Dad, are you there?  Come back.  Come back.  Come back...

contact
Small moves, Ellie, small moves.
190657 Small moves, Captain, small moves.

contact
CQ, this is W9GFO. CQ, this is W9GFO here. Come back?
190655 CQ CQ WR2 GFO... WR2 GFO, come back.

contact
Mathematics is the only true universal language.
190874 Mathematics is the only truly universal language, Senator.  We think this may be a beacon -- an announcement to get our attention.

contact
Is the world fundamentally a better place because of science and technology? We shop at home, we surf the Web... at the same time, we feel emptier, lonelier and more cut off from each other than at any other time in human history...
190828 Don't get me wrong -- we're smart, Larry.  We shop at home, we surf the net... and we feel emptier and lonelier and more cut off from each other than at any other time in human history...

contact
Do you believe in God, Dr. Arroway?
191170 Good morning, Dr. Arroway.

contact
My coalition's phone lines have been flooded with calls from concerned families, wondering if this message signifies the end of the world or the advent of the rapture. We feel that U.S. policy in this matter wants to be extremely conservative - if there's any chance of danger or threat to our way of life perhaps the message and its contents should simply be disregarded.
191022 My coalition's phone lines have been flooded with calls from concerned families, wondering if this message signifies the end of the world or the advent of the rapture.  We feel that U.S. policy in this matter wants to be extremely conservative -- if there's any chance of danger or threat to our way of life perhaps the message and its contents should simply be disregarded.

contact
Those are primes! 2,3,5,7, those are all prime numbers and there's no way that's a natural phenomenon!
190853 79 -- 83 -- 91 -- they're all primes, no way that's a natural phenomenon -- !

contact
Dr. Arroway. You come to us with no evidence, no record, no artifacts, only a story that, to put it mildly, strains credibility. Over half a trillion dollars was spent. Dozens of lives were lost. Are you really gonna sit there and tell us we should just take this all on faith?
191506 Dr. Arroway, you come before us with no evidence.  No records, no artifacts -- only a story that -- to put I mildly -- strains credibility. Over two trillion dollars was spent, hundreds of lives were lost, many more may be in jeopardy due to the almost incalculable worldwide psychological impact... Are you going to sit there and tell us that we should simply take this all on faith?

cool hand luke
That's my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator.
192057 Oh, that's mah darlin' Luke. Grins like a baby and bites like a 'gator.

cool hand luke
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.
192208 You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice, you got two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set because you're gonna get your mind right... And I mean right.

cool hand luke
Ya know, sometimes I wished people was like dogs, Luke.
191880 Sometimes I wisht people was like dogs, Luke. Comes a time, a day like, when the bitch just don't recognize her pups no more, so she don't have no hopes nor love to bring her pain. She just don't give a damn. They let you smoke?

cool hand luke
What we got here is... failure to communicate.
192336 WHAT WE GOT HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE...

cool hand luke
Look Cap'n, look what he done to Blue. He's dead, he's dead. he run himself plum to death.
192111 Look, Cap'n. Look what he done to Blue. He's dead, Cap'n. Dead! Run hisself plumb to death. That crazy sadis Cool Hand Luke run her 'til her heart bust.

cool hand luke
Is that your answer, old man? Well, I guess you're a hard case too.
192327 Is that your answer, Old Man? You're a hardcase too, ain't you?

cool hand luke
Any man playing grabass or fightin' in the building spends a night in the box.
191576 Any man not in his bunk at eight will spend a night in the box. There is no smoking in prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Anyone caught smoking in prone position will spend a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday you put the clean sheet on the top, the top sheet on the bottom and the bottom sheet you turn in to the Laundry Boy. Any man who turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one will sit on the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man sitting on a bunk with dirty pants will spend a night in the box. Any man who don't bring back his empty pop bottles spends a night in the box.

cool hand luke
What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
192118 What we got here is a failure to communicate. Some men you can't reach, that is they just don't listen when you talk reasonable so you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it, well he gets it, and I don't like it any better than you men.

cool hand luke
Alright, stand back you pedestrians, this ain't no automobile accident.
191986 Awright! Stand back, you pedestrians, this ain't no automobile accident!

coraline
Whoa! Check out Slug-zilla!
194045 Dang, check out Slugzilla!

coraline
You think they're trying to poison me?
193893 Think they're trying to poison me?

coraline
You're in terrible danger, girl!
194512 You're in terrible danger, girl!

coraline
Don't remember our names, but I 'member my true mommy.
194280 Don't remember our names... But I `member my true mommy...

coraline
You may come out... when you've learned to be a loving daughter!
194274 You may come out when you've learned to be a loving daughter!

coraline
Crazy? You're the jerk wad that gave me the doll!
194340 Crazy?... You're the jerk-wad that gave me the doll!

coraline
I wanna hug yo' face!
194226 Yeah, I wanna hugga your face!

coraline
I am the Amazing Bobinsky! But you- call me Mr. B. Because, amazing, I already know that I am.
193981 And I am the Amazing Bobinsky! But you can call me Mr. B, because amazing I already know that I am.

coraline
He's not drunk, Mom, he's just eccentric.
194502 Mr. B's not drunk, Mom, he's just...eccentric.

coraline
Makin' up a song about Coraline/ She's a peach, she's a doll, she's a pal of mine/ She's as cute as a button in the eyes of everyone who's ever laid their eyes on Coraline/ When she comes around exploring/ Mom and I will never ever make it boring/ Our eyes will be on Coraline!
193910 Making up a song about Coraline. She's a peach, she's a doll, she's a pal of mine. She's as cute as a button in the eyes of everyone who ever laid their eyes on Cor- a-line.

coraline
So sharp, you won't feel a thing...
194236 So sharp you won't feel a thing...

coraline
How dare you disobey your mother!
194307 Coraline? How dare you disobey your mother!!

coraline
Be clever, Miss. Even if you win, she'll never let you go!
194466 Be clever, miss; even if you win she'll never let you go!

coraline
Hush, and shush, for the beldam might be listening.
194276 Hush! And shush! For the Beldam might be listening!

coraline
They say even the proudest spirit can be broken... with love.
194262 --spirit can be broken ... with love.

coraline
I don't like rats at the best of times, but this one was sounding an alarm.
194259 I don't like rats at the best of times, but this one was sounding an alarm.

coraline
T'ain't all bad, miss. Thou art alive. Thou art still liviing.
194515 Tain't all bad, miss. Thou art alive ... thou art still ... living...

coraline
I can't believe it. You and Dad get paid to write about plants, and you hate dirt.
193845 I can't believe it -- you and Dad get paid to write about plants and you hate dirt.

coraline
I thought you'd like him more if he talked a little less. So I fixed him.
194097 I thought you'd like him more, if he spoke a little less. So I fixed him.

cradle 2 the grave
What are you, some kind of kung fu James Bond?
194852 What, you some kinda Asian James Bond?

crank
Jesus. Nothing's easy.
195747 Jesus ... nothing's easy ...

crank
If you stop, you die!
195632 If you stop, you die.

crank
How'd you like that one, tough guy? How fricking awesome was that, huh?
195742 How you like that one, tough guy? How freaking awesome was that?

crank
I'm going to get that little fucker if it's the last thing I do.  It may actually be the last thing I do.
195520 I'm going to get that little son of a bitch if it's the last thing I do... it may actually be the last thing I do, understand that? Copy me on that?

crank
I wonder how many steaks I could make out of you?
195745 Nice ... wonder how many steaks I could get out of you ...

crank
You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in third grade.
195599 You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in 3rd grade.

crank
I'm gonna kick some black ass!
195579 Got to kick... some black... ass.

crank
Well, I'm glad to hear that. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned, there's probably a psychopath heading over there to torture and kill you as we speak, but don't bother getting out of bed, I'll be there in a flash... Maybe you could fry me up a waffle or something, kay?
195870 Well, I'm glad to hear that. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned, there's probably a psychopath heading over there to torture and kill you as we speak, but don't bother getting out of bed, I'll be there in a flash ... Maybe you could fry me up a waffle or something, kay?

crank
I told you I'd kill you, you little bitch!
196313 I told you I'd kill you, you son of a bitch!

crank
I forgot to take my Birth-Control Pills!
196107 Darn it, I forgot to take my birth control pill.

crash
Don't worry. That guy's gotta see us. Don't worry. That guy's gotta see us... These were the confident last words of the brilliant, young Hollywood star James Dean as he piloted his Porsche 550 Spyder race car toward a date with death along a lonely stretch of California two-lane blacktop Route 466... Don't worry that guy's gotta see us. The year... 1955. The day... September 30. The time... Now. The first star of our show is Little Bastard. James Dean's racing Porsche. He named it after himself and had his racing number - 130 - painted on it.
196430 'Don't worry, that guy's gotta see us!' These were the confident last words of the brilliant young Hollywood star James Dean as he piloted his Porsche 550 Spyder race car toward a date with death on a lonely stretch of California two-lane blacktop, Route 466. 'Don't worry, that guy's gotta see us.' The year, 1955; the day, September thirtieth; the time: now.

crash
I myself shall play the role of Dean's racing mechanic Rolf Voudrich, sent over from the Porsche factory in Zuffenhausen, Germany. Now, this mechanic was himself fated to die in a car crash in Germany 26 years later.
196439 I myself shall play the role of James Dean's racing mechanic, Rolf Wtherich, sent over from the Porsche factory in Zuffenhausen, Germany. This mechanic was himself fated to die in a car crash in Germany twenty- six years later. And the third and in some ways most important party, the college student Donald Turnupseed, played by movie stuntman Brett Trask.

crash
After being bombarded endlessly by road safety propaganda, almost a relief to have found myself in an actual accident.
196358 After being bombarded endlessly by road-safety propaganda, it's almost a relief to have found myself in an actual accident.

crime spree
Zero does not care about your life story.
198704 -- Zero isn't interested in your life story. Who gets killed?

crime spree
No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?
198773 No smoking? No drinking? What kind of country is this?

crouching tiger, hidden dragon
A faithful heart makes wishes come true.
200178 "A faithful heart makes wishes come true."

croupier
I'm not an enigma, just a contradiction.
200361 Not an enigma, just a contradiction.

croupier
Hang on tightly, let go lightly.
200807 Hang on tightly... let go lightly.

croupier
Welcome back Jack, to the house of addiction.
200228 Welcome back Jack... to the house of addiction.

croupier
You're my conscience.
200509 You're my conscience.

croupier
I understand if you don't, but I hope that you do.
200549 I'll understand if you don't. But I hope you do.

croupier
Chapter 13. It's all numbers, the croupier thought. Spin of the wheel, turn of the card, time of your life, date of your birth, year of your death. In the book of Numbers the Lord said, "Thou shall count thy steps."
200917 It's all numbers, the croupier thought. A spin of the wheel. A turn of a card. The time of your life. The date of your birth. The year of your death. In the Book of Numbers the Lord said: 'thou shalt count thy steps'.

croupier
Without hope there's no point to anything.
200645 Without hope there's no point to anything.

croupier
The world breaks everyone, and afterwards many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break, it kills - it kills the very good, and the very gentle, and the very brave, impartially. If you are none of these, you can be sure it will kill you, too, but there will be no special hurry.
200943 'The world breaks everyone, and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break, it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these, you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry'.

croupier
Chapter 3. His existence was forming an interesting of pattern of betrayals. Sometimes he was unsure whether he was the betrayer or the betrayed.
200668 Chapter Three. His existence was forming an interesting pattern of betrayals. Sometimes he was unsure whether he was the betrayer or the betrayed.

cruel intentions
I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.
203122 I hate when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.

cruel intentions
We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?
203208 Are you really? I mean, we've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that.

cruel intentions
I don't know. Relationships seem too distracting. I'd rather concentrate on my studies.
202841 I don't know. Relationships seem too distracting. I'd rather concentrate on my studies.

cruel intentions
E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.
203199 Ronald, e-mail's for geeks and pedophiles. Be romantic. Write her another letter.

cruel intentions
"I love you"? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.
203475 Oh my God. You're completely p-whipped.

crying game
I'm tired and emotional.
204353 I'm tired and emotional.

crying game
Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?
204359 Did you ever pick your teeth up with broken fingers?

crying game
Go back to your banana tree, nigger.
203826 "Go back to your banana tree, nigger." No use telling them I came from Tottenham.

crying game
See, I'm not a young thing anymore.
204298 Y'see, I'm not a young thing any longer.... Funny the way things go. Don't you find that, Jimmy? Never the way you expected.

cube
You're telling me telethon boy is a genius?
205343 You're telling me Tell-A-Son boy is a genius.

cube
Kazan! Get out through the door!
205415 Kazan get out to the door!

cube
*You* figure it out! You haven't done anything! All you do is freak out, you murderer!
205249 You figure it out! You haven't done anything. All you do is freak out!

cube
I'm not dying in a fucking rat maze!
205317 I'm not dying in a fucking ratmaze.

cube
This room is... green. I wanna go back to the blue room.
204954 I wanna go back to the blue room.

cube
Hey! Listen to what I'm saying. We haven't been moving in circles, the rooms have.
205259 HEY! Listen to what I'm saying! There was a room there before! We haven't

cube
Prime numbers. I can't believe I didn't see it before!
204908 Primenumbers. I can't believe I didn't see it before.

dances with wolves
Dances With Wolves! I am Wind In His Hair. Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend?
208499 I am Wind In His Hair. Do you not see that I am not afraid of you?... Do you see?

dances with wolves
You rest easy, son. You'll keep your leg, as God is my judge, you'll keep it.
208352 You rest easy son... you'll keep you're foot. As God is my judge, you'll keep it.

dances with wolves
Guns would make one warrior like two.
208757 Guns would make one warrior like two.

dances with wolves
I am Lieutenant John J. Dunbar and this is my post.
208875 Lieutenant John. J. Dunbar. This is my post.

dances with wolves
Nothing I have been told about these people is correct. They are not thieves or beggars. They are not the bogeymen they are made out to be. On the contrary, they are polite guest and I enjoy their humor.
208540 Nothing I have been told about these people is correct. They are not beggars and thieves. They are not the bogeymen they have been made out to be.

dances with wolves
Spivy! You bash that prisoner one more time, I'll put those shackles on YOU!
208931 I see you bash the prisoner once more and I'll put those shackles on you...

dances with wolves
If it wasn't for my companion, I believe I'd be having the time of my life.
208393 Were it not for my companion I believe I would be having the time of my life. He is quite possibly the foulest person I have ever met.

dances with wolves
I had never really known who John Dunbar was. Perhaps because the name itself had no meaning. But as I heard my Sioux name being called over and over, I knew for the first time who I really was.
208774 I had never really known who John Dunbar was. Perhaps because the name itself had no meaning. But as I heard my Sioux name being called over and over, I knew for the first time who I really was.

dances with wolves
My name is Dances with Wolves. I have nothing to say to you. You are not worth talking to.
208909 I am Dances With Wolves... I have nothing to say to you. You are not worth talking to.

dances with wolves
Some of the boys are saying that if we ain't gonna fight we could just settle the whole business with a little high stakes poker. Wouldn't that be a sight... a bunch of fellas sitting in the middle of this field drawing cards...
208344 Some of the boys are sayin' that if we ain't gonna fight we could just settle the whole business with a little high stakes poker. Wouldn't that be a sight... a bunch of fellas sittin' in the middle of this field drawin' cards...

dances with wolves
There ain't nothing here lieutenant.
208422 There ain't nothin' here lieutenant.

dances with wolves
Sir knight? I've just pissed in my pants... and nobody can do anything about it.
208383 I just pissed in my pants... and nobody can do anything about it.

dances with wolves
The strangeness of this life cannot be measured: in trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero.
208356 The strangeness of this life cannot be measured. In trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero.

dances with wolves
I was just thinking that of all the trails in this life there is one that matters most. It is the trail of a true human being. I think you are on this trail and it is good to see.
208843 I was just thinking that of all the trails in this life, there is one that matters more than all the others. It is the trail of a true human being. I think you are on this trail and it is good to see.

dances with wolves
Turned injun, didn't yeh.
208884 You turned Injun, din'cha?

dances with wolves
It was hard to know how to feel. I had never been in a battle like this one. This had not been a fight for territory or riches or to make men free. This battle had no ego. It had been fought to preserve the food stores that would see us through winter, to protect the lives of women and children and loved ones only a few feet away. I felt a pride I had never felt before.
208770 It was hard to know how to feel. I had never been in a battle like this one. This had not been a fight for territory or riches or to make men free. This battle had no ego. It had been fought to preserve the food stores that would see us through winter, to protect the lives of women and children and loved ones only a few feet away. I felt a pride I had never felt before.

dark star
Bomb, this is Lt. Doolittle. You are *not* to detonate in the bomb bay. I repeat, you are NOT to detonate in the bomb bay!
210502 Bomb, this is Doolittle. You are not to detonate, repeat, you are not to detonate in the bomb bay. Disarm yourself. This is an order.

dark star
You know, I wish I had my board with me... even if I could just wax it once in a while.
210433 I wish I had my board with me now. Even if I could only polish it once in awhile.

dark star
Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up
210382 So don't give me any of that sentient life crap. Find me something I can blow up.

darkman
You truly are one ugly son of a bitch!
211865 You truly are one ugly son of a bitch.

darkman
He's a cockroach; first you think you kill him and he pops right back up again!
211836 'f ie man's a cockroach. You think you ;tall him, and he pops up someplace , Ise. A beat.

darkman
The name isn't Buddy, it's Durant. Robert G. Durant.
211415 It's Durant. Robert G. Durant.

dave
What you don't want to eat is donuts. No donuts.
212970 Do you know why I don't want to do it?

dave
Look, I'll make this easy for you. I barely see him anymore. I barely know him anymore. I'd just kind of like to know where he is.
213602 Look, I'll make this easy on you.  I never see him anymore.  I barely know him anymore.  I'd just kinda like to. know where he is.

dave
Who was she, Bill? Another "patriotic" secretary?
213289 Who was it, Bill? A Secretary?

dave
Why couldn't you die from a stroke like everyone else?
213285 Why can't you die from a stroke like everybody else?

dave
There's no mistake, Bill. When you veto someone's funding that is not a mistake. When you hurt someone intentionally that is not a mistake.
213444 There's no mistake, Bill.   If you veto their funding, it's not a mistake. If you hurt someone intentionally, it's not a mistake.

days of heaven
Your sister keep you warm at night, does she?
216229 Your sister keep you warm at night? Bill throws a plate of stew at him and they are quickly in a fight. No fists are used, just food. The others pull them apart. Bill storms away, flicking mashed potatoes off his shirt.

dead poets society
Welton Academy, hello. Yes he is, just a moment. Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Welton.
217894 Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Welton.

dead poets society
This is a battle, a war, and the casualties could be your hearts and souls.
217382 Keep ripping gentlemen. This is a battle, a war. And the casualties could be your hearts and souls.

dead poets society
I'm exercising the right not to walk.
217769 Exercising the right not to walk.

dead poets society
It's not the Bible, you're not gonna go to Hell for this.
217371 It's not the bible, you're not going to go to hell for this. Go on, make a clean tear, I want nothing left of it.

dead poets society
Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.
217923 Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. Sure there's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

dead poets society
O Captain, my Captain. Who knows where that comes from? Anybody? Not a clue? It's from a poem by Walt Whitman about Mr. Abraham Lincoln. Now in this class you can either call me Mr. Keating, or if you're slightly more daring, O Captain my Captain.
217271 Not a clue? It's from a poem by Walt Whitman about Mr. Abraham Lincoln. Now in this class you can call me Mr. Keating. Or, if you're slightly more daring, Oh Captain, My Captain.

dead poets society
Phone call from God. If it had been collect, that would have been daring!
217931 Phone call from God. If it had been collect, it wouldn't been daring.

dead poets society
For the first time in my whole life, I know what I wanna do! And for the first time, I'm gonna do it! Whether my father wants me to or not! Carpe diem!
217576 and for the first time I'm gonna do it whether my father wants me to or not! Carpe diem!

dead poets society
I was good. I was really good.
218086 I was good. I was really good.

dead poets society
Mr. Anderson! Don't think that I don't know that this assignment scares the hell out of you, you mole!
217562 Mr. Anderson? Don't think that I don't know that this assignment scares the hell out of you, you mole.

dead poets society
Now, don't just walk off the edge like lemmings! Look around you!
217559 Don't just walk off the edge like lemmings. Look around you.

dead poets society
You're in the club! Being in the club means being stirred up by things! You look about as stirred up as a cesspool!
217593 You're in the club! Being in the club means being stirred up by things. You look about as stirred up as a cesspool.

dead poets society
Mr. Meeks, time to inherit the earth.
217611 Mr. Meeks, time to inherit the earth. Mr. Pitts, rise above your name.

dead poets society
If I don't ask him, at least I won't be disobeying him.
217585 If I don't ask him, at least I won't be disobeying him.

dead poets society
Next time I see you, you die.
217870 Next time I see you, you die.

dead poets society
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless... of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?" Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play *goes on* and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?
217384 We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering, these are all noble pursuits, and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman: "O me, o life of the questions of these recurring, of the endless trains of the faithless, of cities filled with the foolish. What good amid these, o me, o life? Answer: that you are here. That life exists, and identity. That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse.

dead poets society
Hey Neal, business as usual huh? I heard you got the new kid. He looks like a stiff!  Oops!
217206 Business as usual, huh? Hey, I hear you got the new kid. Looks like a stiff!

dead poets society
Thank you, boys. Thank you.
218216 Thank you, boys. Thank you.

dead poets society
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don't be resigned to that. Break out!
217558 Boys, you must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don't be resigned to that. Break out!

dead poets society
They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.
217287 They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you. Their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because you see gentlmen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in.

death at a funeral
My father was an exceptional man...
219316 My father was an exceptional man.

death at a funeral
What are you doing in my dad's coffin?
219322 What the hell are you doing in my Dad's coffin? Frank starts grabbing at Edward's body screaming.

death to smoochy
You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I!
219613 You better grow eyes on the back of your fucking head, you horned piece of shit! I won't sleep until the worms are crawlin' up your foam rubber ass! I'm going on safari, motherfucker... safari!

death to smoochy
If you rat on the Parade of Hope, you'll be lucky to find your toenails. These guys are the roughest of all the charities.
219652 Don't do it, Shel. You rat on Parade of Hope and you'll be lucky if they find your toenails. These guys are the roughest of all the charities.

death to smoochy
I'm Rainbow Fucking Randolph!
220069 It's Rainbow Randolph! Someone stop him!

death to smoochy
Okay, I'm gonna go take a dump!
219631 Okey doke. I'm gonna go get drunk now.

death to smoochy
You just fucked with the wrong rhino!
219918 How could you hit the wrong rhino?!

deception
Are you free tonight?
220328 Are you free tonight?

deep cover
They've gotten a bad name 'cause, uh, I mean, there's a limited market for Parkinson's disease.
221276 Anyway, designer drugs have a bad name: ice, ecstasy, tar -- there's a limited market for Parkinson's disease. But what about completely safe, almost legal, terrific shit you can go to work on and do your job better than you ever did it straight?

deep cover
With dreams begin responsibilities.
221278 In dreams begin responsibilities.

deep rising
You mean we're all gonna die 'cause you screwed up on the math?
222177 All these people dead!! Because you screwed up on the math??

defiance
Merciful God, we commit our friends - Ben Zion and Krensky - to You. We have no more prayers, no more tears; we have run out of blood. Choose another people. We have paid for each of Your commandments; we have covered every stone and field with ashes. Sanctify another land. Choose another people. Teach them the deeds and the prophesies. Grant us but one more blessing: take back the gift of our holiness. Amen.
224119 We have paid for each of your Commandments. We have covered every field and stone with ashes. Sanctify another land. Choose another people. Teach them the Deeds and the Prophecies. Grant us but one more blessing -- Take back the gift of our holiness.

defiance
Yes. You annoy me, therefore I exist.
223761 Yes. You annoy me therefore I exist.

demolition man
You are a savage creature John Spartan, and I wish for you to leave my domicile now!
224909 You are a savage creature.  John Spartan, I wish you to leave my domicile now!

demolition man
Hey Luke Skywalker, use the force.
224771 Wrong.  Hey.  Luke Skywalker.  Use the Force.

demolition man
Mellow greetings. What seems to be your boggle?
224754 Mellow greetings.  What seems to be your boggle?

demolition man
You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it.
224863 You're going to regret this for the rest of your life.  Both seconds of it.

demolition man
You are even better live than on Laserdisc!
224872 You are even better live than on laserdisc.  Oh, and the joyjoy way you paused to make a glib witticism before doing battle with that strangely-weaponed Scrap it was so, so...

demolition man
Somebody put me back in the fridge.
224714 Somebody put me back in the fridge.

demolition man
Why don't you just shove a leash up my ass?
224736 Why didn't you just shove a leash up my ass?!

demolition man
I must've done something right in a previous life. Can't imagine what that could've been.
225044 You know, I musta done something right in a previous life.  Don't know what that coulda been...

demolition man
Damn, I'm possessed! Wonder if I can play the accordion too...
224620 Wonder if I can play the accordion now too...

demolition man
Wait a minute, this is the future. Where are all the phaser guns?
224753 This is the future.  Where are the fucking phaser guns?

detroit rock city
Only a car full of Stellas and Guidos would ride your ass on a 2-lane highway and honk.
226639 Only a car full of guidos and stellas would ride someone's ass on a two- lane road and beep.

detroit rock city
Will you guys quit the mom-bashing? I mean, look, look, Lex's mom is cool because she lets us spend the night, and if it wasn't for your mom, Trip, we wouldn't have smoked that fine Panama Red last night! So, leave the women who gave you life out of it, they're both cool in my book.
226423 Enough of the mom-bashing, all right? Lex's mom is cool about us crashing over here while she's out of town. And if it weren't for Trip's mom, we wouldn'ta smoked that fine Panama Red last night. So leave the women who gave you life out of it. They're both cool.

detroit rock city
A tease? What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids?
226715 Tease? What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids?

detroit rock city
Oh, yeah, *STELLA*! And we'll deserve it too, won't we? But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna make it *really* worth their while!
226691 Right, stella, and we'll deserve it. But let's really make it worth their while.

detroit rock city
BETH? Are you waiting for a confession? I thought you were Jewish?
226944 Are you waiting for confession? I thought you were Jewish?

detroit rock city
Save your money, stud-muffin. The lady at the end of the bar sends her love.
226859 Save your money, stud muffin. The lady at the end of the bar sends her love.

detroit rock city
Tear these grease monkeys a new asshole!  One step out of that office, and your asses are Alpo!
227064 One foot out of that office and your asses are Alpo!

detroit rock city
Oh, God, God if you get me out of this, I swear, I will never pull my pork again!
226984 God, if you ever get me outta this, I swear I will never masturbate again!

detroit rock city
Christine stole it! Asleep, my ass. The Stella booted with your mom's wheels.
226780 Christine stole it! Asleep, my ass! The stella booted with your mom's wheels.

detroit rock city
What the hell are you doin' Sister Gonorrhea, waitin' for a bus?
226624 What the hell are you doing, Sister Gonorrhea, waiting for a bus?

detroit rock city
Now there's an intelligently biting remark wrought with wit and irony.
226727 Now there's an intelligently biting remark wrought with wit and irony.

detroit rock city
God forbid one day you have a son like you, Jeremiah. A boy who lies through his teeth, buys demonic records, and smokes the dope!
226517 Someday you'll have a son just like you, Jeremiah. A boy who lies through his teeth, buys demonic records, and smokes the dope just like you.

detroit rock city
Christine? Christine! You googatz in the head or something? We are on the side of the freakin' highway!
226673 Oh, Christine! You googatz in the head or something? We're on the side of the freakin' highway!

detroit rock city
It is about time, that you gave up that STUPID dream of yours, once and for all! No son of mine is gonna be a career musician... ever, ever, EVER!
226905 It's about time you gave up on that stupid dream once and for all. No son of mine is going to be a career musician.

detroit rock city
Okay, dope-burnout, let's get one thing straight, here. As far as I'm concerned, good tunes is good tunes. Be it disco or rock, or polka, or whatever have you, regardless of the category. Disco is just easier to dance to.
226724 Whatever. Okay, Joe Burnout, let's get one thing straight here. As far as I'm concerned good tunes is good tunes, be it disco or rock or polka or whatever have you, regardless of the category. True, if I had to choose, I'd pick the category labelled disco because I happen to enjoy dancing. Disco is just easier to dance to.

detroit rock city
You just upset the Incredible Hulk, his idiot half brother, and the two circus clowns.
226644 Holy shit! We just pissed off the Incredible Hulk, his idiot half brother and two circus clowns.

detroit rock city
Hey, thanks for letting us use your make-up supply. You must have the entire Revlon factory in your purse, you greasy disco ball!
226693 Oh, thanks for letting us draw from your ample make-up supply. You must have the entire Revlon factory in your purse!

devil in a blue dress
A man once told me that you step out of your door in the morning, and you are already in trouble. The only question is are you on top of that trouble or not?
229118 Like a man once said to me, Odell: 'Walk out your door in the morning and you're already in trouble'... It's just how you're mixed up in that trouble that counts.

devil's advocate
A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body.
227541 A woman's shoulders are the frontlines of her mystique. And her neck, if she's alive, has the very mystery of a border town. It's the no man's land in the battle between mind and body. You know, your natural color would really bring out your eyes...

devil's advocate
Don't get too cocky my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd... the leper... shit-kickin' surfer. Look at me.  Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would ya?
227463 Maybe I did. But don't get too cocky. No matter how good you are. Don't let them see you coming. That's the gaff, my friend -- make yourself small. Be the hick. The cripple. The nerd. The leper. The shit- kicking surfer. Look at me -- I've been underestimated from day one. Do I look like a master of the universe? That's your only weakness as far as I can tell.

devil's advocate
Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
228158 God's your prankster, my boy. Think of it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then, I swear to you -- for his own amusement -- his own private, cosmic gag reel -- he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste. Taste but don't swallow. And while you're jumping from one foot to the other he's laughing his sick fucking ass off! He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never.

devil's advocate
The worst vice is advice.
227535 The worst vice is advice, right? But can I make a suggestion? It's about your hair, some people are sensitive, that's why I ask.

devil's advocate
Walter, as your lawyer I'm advising you to stay the fuck away from me.
227162 Lloyd, as your attorney, I'm advising you to get the fuck away from me.

devil's advocate
Behold I send you out as sheep amidst the wolves.
228074 Kevin. Kevin! 'Behold I send you out as sheep amidst the wolves.'

die hard
All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
229481 It was the night before Xmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, expect for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard 2 X 2 cover formation.

die hard
I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life. We can go any way you want it. You can walk out of here or be carried out. But have no illusions. We are in charge. So, decide now, each of you. And please remember: we have left nothing to chance.
229311 I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... So he won't be joining us for the rest of his life. We are prepared to go any way you make us. When we have achieved our aims you can walk out of here... or be carried out. Decide now, each of you. But remember that we have planned everything to the last detail. We are completely in change.

die hard
Due to the Nakatomi Corporation's legacy of greed around the globe, they are about to be taught a lesson in the real use of power. You will be witnesses.
229264 Ladies and gentlemen, due to the Nakatomi Corporation's legacy of greed around the globe, it is about to be taught a lesson on real power. You...will be witnesses. If our demands are not met, however -- -- You may become participants instead. Now, where is...'Takagi'? Where is the man who... ...used to be in charge here?

die hard
You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.
229732 You should've heard your brother scream when I broke his fucking neck...

die hard
Just remember that when you sign for the tip.
229192 Just remember that when you sign for the tip. They're paying for it, so don't be shy.

die hard
When they touch down, we'll blow the roof, they'll spend a month sifting through rubble, and by the time they figure out what went wrong, we'll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.
229706 When they touch down and we blow the roof, they'll spend a month sifting through the bodies and rubble. By the time they figure out what went wrong... ...we'll be earning twenty percent like nice fat Capitalists.

die hard
Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.
229532 Hey, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I can handle these clowns. I want to talk to Hans. Hans! Sprickenzie talk?

die hard
Mr. Takagi, I could talk about industrialization and men's fashion all day, but I'm afraid work must intrude, and my associate, Theo, has some questions for you. Sort of fill in the blanks questions, actually.
229274 Mr. Takagi, we could discuss industrialization of men's fashions all day, but I'm afraid my associate, Mr. Theo, has some questions for you. Sort of fill-in-the blanks questions actually...

die hard
Wait a minute, wait a minute. What have we here, gentlemen? The police have themselves an RV. Southeast corner.
229491 Well, what have we here. The police've got themselves an R.V. James, Alexander, southeast corner.

die hard
C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'll kiss ya' fuckin' dalmatian.
229300 C'mon, baby...come to Papa. I'm gonna kiss your Goddamn dalmatian.

die hard
Why the fuck didn't you stop 'em, John? 'Cause then you'd be dead, too, asshole.
229298 Why the fuck didn't you stop him? Because, you ignorant sonofabitch, you'd be dead, too. Think...think, Goddamnit!

die hard
Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?
229641 They invited me to the Xmas party. Who knew?

die hard
The circuits that cannnot be cut are cut automatically in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the FBI.
229682 ...the circuits that cannot be cut... are cut automatically in reponse to a terrorist incident...You ask for miracles, Theo...I give you the FBI...

die hard
Authorization? How about the United States FUCKING government? Lose the grid, or you lose your job.
229697 Authorization? How about the United States Fucking Government? Lose the grid or lose your job!

die hard
The fire has been called off, my friend. No one is coming to help you. You might as well come out and join the others. I promise I won't hurt you.
229303 The fire has been called off, my friend. No one is coming to help you. You might as well come out and join the others. I promise not to hurt you.

die hard
No one kills him but me!
229338 No one kills him but me.

die hard
Welcome to the party, pal.
229387 Welcome to the party, pal.

die hard
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
229310 A million terrorists in the world and I kill the one with feet smaller than my sister.

die hard
Mrs. McClane. How nice to make your acquaintance.
229729 Mrs. McClane. How nice to make your acquaintance.

die hard
We are both professionals. This is personal.
229724 We're both professionals. But this is personal. You...are done.

disturbia
That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I have ever heard.
231579 That was either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I've ever heard.

disturbia
Yes, concentrate. Now this one's for the gold.
231297 Concentrate now. This is for the gold.

disturbia
It's alright I'm green! I'm green!
231208 It's cool, I'm all green.

do the right thing
Yes, children, this is the cool-out corner. We're slowing it down for all the lovers in the house. I'll be giving you all the help you need. Musically, that is.
232485 Yes, children, this is the Cool Out Corner. We're slowing it down for all the lovers in the house. I'll be giving you all the help you need, musically, that is.

do the right thing
Extra Cheese is two dollars.
231960 Extra cheese is two dollars. Y'know dat.

do the right thing
Whoa. Y'all take a chill. You got to cool that shit off. And that's the double-truth, Ruth.
232231 Yo! Hold up! Time out! Time out! Y'all take a chill. Ya need to cool that shit out... and that's the truth, Ruth.

do the right thing
Hey, Sal, how come they ain't no brothas on the wall?
231966 Sal, how come you ain't got no brothers up on the wall here?

dog day afternoon
He won't listen to anybody. He's been very crazy all summer. Since June he's been trying to kill me.
233193 He won't listen to anybody. He's been very crazy all summer. Since June he's been trying to kill me.

dogma
Not born. SHIT into existence.
234247 Not born... shit into existence.

dogma
All lines are currently down.
234129 All lines are currently down.

dogma
White folks only want to hear the good shit: life eternal, a place in God's Heaven. But as soon as they hear they're getting this good shit from a black Jesus, they freak. And that, my friends, is called hypocrisy. A black man can steal your stereo, but he can't be your Savior.
234036 Because it's part of the facts. White folks only want to hear the good shit: life eternal, a place in God's kingdom. As soon as they hear they're getting all this from a black Jesus, they freak. And that - my friends - is called Hypocrisy. Folks just can't accept a black Savior. You going to eat that hash brown?

dogma
Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are, then don't be there.
234547 A very basic strategy - if your enemies know where you are, then don't be there.

dogma
Mr. McGee, don't blame me. You wouldn't like me while I'm angry.
234740 Mister McGhee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

dogma
See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll.
233704 See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. You meat-puppets and your arrogance - you think everyone's just waiting to rape you.

dogma
Consequences schmonsequences.
234504 Consequences, schmonsequences.

dogma
You gotta be kidding me.
233818 You've gotta be kidding me.

dogma
Good Lord, the little stoner's got a point.
234637 Good Lord - he's got a point.

dogma
I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.
233882 I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked up bar. What about sex?

dogma
I'm supposed to be in it. I was the thirteenth apostle.
234022 But I'm supposed to be in it. I was the Thirteenth Apostle.

dogma
Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or they're talking to themselves.
233711 Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims to have spoken with God, they're speaking to me. Or they're speaking to themselves.

dogma
Do you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And therein lies the problem. None of you has anything left to fear anymore. You rest comfortably in seats of inscrutable power, hiding behind your false idol, far from judgment, lives shrouded in secrecy even from one another. But not from God.
234142 With the exception of Miss Pryce, there is not a decent human being amongst you. Do you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And therein lies the problem. None of you has anything to fear anymore. You rest comfortably in seats of inscrutable power, hiding behind your false idol, far from judgement - lives shrouded in secrecy even from one another. But not from God.

dogma
So do you do anal? Is it true that chicks fart if you blast 'em in the ass?
233862 Yeah. So do you do anal? Is it true that chicks fart if you blast them in the ass?

dogma
Your hard-on for smiting has prevented us from negotiating what should be the relatively simple matter of catching or staying on a bus.
234345 It's your suggestions that prevent us from negotiating what should be a simple matter of catching or staying on a bus!

dogma
Glick's the kind of asshole that would bless his own clubs for a better game.
234794 And Glick's the kind of asshole that would bless his own clubs for a better game. And the sink...?

dogma
That's what you get, Mother fucker!
234603 Now who's this mother fucker?

dogma
Heh, me lead you? Lady look at me, I don't even know where the hell I am half the time!
233872 Me lead you? Lady, I don't even know where I am half the time. If we're not going to fuck then what the hell did you ask me out for?

dogma
No wonder he saw Jesus. Homey's rockin' the ganj.
233984 No wonder he saw Jesus - homey's rockin' the ganj.

dogma
So, Jay tells us you're gonna sleep with him.
234417 Jay tells us you're going to sleep with him.

dogma
People die for it, people kill for it. The whole of existence is in jeopardy right now, because of the Catholic belief structure, regarding this plenary indulgence bullshit. Bartlteby and Loki, whether they know it or not, are exploiting that belief. And if they're successful, you and me, all of this, ends in a heartbeat. All in a belief.
234407 A belief's a dangerous thing, Bethany. People die for it. People kill for it. The whole of existence is in jeopardy right now because of the Catholic Belief structure regarding this plenary indulgence bullshit. And whether they know it or not, Bartleby and Loki are exploiting that belief, and if they're successful, you, me. all of this... ends in a heartbeat. All over a belief.

dogma
You know death is a worry of the living. The dead like myself only worry about decay and necrophiliacs.
233977 Death is a worry of the living. The dead only worry about decay and necrophiliacs.

dogma
You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?
233710 You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, right? I am a seraphim. The highest choir of angels? You do know what an angel is, don't you?

domino
I should let you know that Mr Heiss will only be available to meet for about five minutes, so we should hurry up and cut to the point. Um, and speak in short sentences because he has the attention span of a ferret on crystal meth.
235061 Now... I should warn you, Mr. Weiss will only be able to meet for about five minutes... so let's make sure to cut to the point.  I recommend speaking in short sentences. He has the attention span of a ferret on crystal meth.

domino
I've been training since I was twelve. Knives, guns, throwing stars. You name it, and I can fight with it. I'm a hard worker. I'm a hard worker and a fast learner. Nothing scares me. I'm not afraid to die.
234986 I've been training since I was twelve. Knives. Guns. Throwing stars. You name it... I can fight with it. I'm a hard worker and a fast learner.  Nothing scares me. I'm not afraid to die.

domino
To say that Choco is the product of a broken home is to presume a home existed in the first place. No. Choco never had a home, well, not unless you count the ten or so juvenile correction facilities where he spent his child hood.
234978 To say that Choco is a product of a broken home is to presume a home existed in the first place. No, Choco never had a home. Not unless you count the ten or so juvenile correction facilities where he spent his childhood.</i>

domino
Absolutely brilliant.
234942 Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

domino
I'm gonna fill up the tank and grab a Mountain Dew. Don't make a peep. Especially you, Barbara.
235387 I'm gonna fill up the tank and grab a cup of coffee. Don't make a peep... especially you... Barbara.

donnie brasco
I got cancer of the prick.
236068 Cancer of the prick. Oh, yeah, you didn't know that? Fuggedaboudit. I ' m in the medical books with that.

donnie brasco
If anything should happen to me... make sure Annette gets the car.
235996 Anything happens, make sure Louise gets the Cadillac.

donnie brasco
I think I just shit my pants.
236044 Christ. I think I shit my pants.

donnie brasco
How much money did you give that guy? A wiseguy never pays for his drinks.
235835 Don nie--w hy'd you pay f or th at drink? wiseguy never pays for a drink.

donnie darko
This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful.
237597 A famous linguist once said... that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history... that "Cellar Door" is the most beautiful.

donnie darko
What if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better?
237380 That's not good enough. You've got to go back in time and take all those hours of darkness and pain and replace them... with whatever you wanted.

donnie darko
Not only am I a teacher, but I am also the mother of a Middlesex child. Therefore, I am the only person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge.
237259 Mr. Cole... not only am I a TEACHER... but I am also a PARENT of a Middlesex child. Therefore, I am the ONLY person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge.

donnie darko
28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
237030 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That is when the world will end.

donnie darko
I'm voting for Dukakis.
236984 I'm voting for Dukakis.

donnie darko
Every creature on this earth dies alone.
237104 Every living creature... on this earth...  ...dies alone.

donnie darko
Ling Ling finds a wallet on the ground filled with money. She takes the wallet to the address on the driver's license but keeps the money inside the wallet.  I-I'm sorry Mrs. Farmer. I don't get this.
237303 Ling Ling finds a wallet on the ground filled with money. She takes the wallet to the address on the driver's license but keeps the money inside the wallet.

donnie darko
Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.
237680 Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.

donnie darko
You are a fear prisoner. Yes, you are a product of fear.
237298 Excuse me?  "No duh" is a product of fear.

donnie darko
Excuse me. You need to go back to grad school.
237277 Excuse me? You need to go back to grad school.

donnie darko
I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you.
237603 I promise that one day things will get better for you.

donnie darko
"No duh" is a product of fear.
237443 Violence is a product of fear. Those who love themselves enough should have no need to fight another person. Learn to truly love yourself... and the world will be yours.

donnie darko
Is that all the gusta you can musta?
237423 That's all the gusta you can musta? I said, "Good morning!"

donnie darko
Hey, porky pig, I hope you get molested.
237142 Hey, porky pig. I hope you get molested!

donnie darko
Donnie, an atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of God. You're an agnostic. An agnostic is someone who believes that there can be no proof of the existence of God, but does not deny the possibility that God exists.
237656 Donald, an atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of a God. You are an agnostic. An agnostic is someone who believes that there can be no proof of the existence of God... but does not deny the possibility that God exists.

donnie darko
Go Back to China, bitch.
237077 Go back to China, bitch!

donnie darko
If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories.
237650 If the sky were to suddenly open up... there would be no law... there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories... the choices you've made and the people you've touched. The life that has been carved out from your subconscious is the only evidence by which you will be judged... by which you must judge yourself. Because when this world ends, there will only be you and him... and no one else.

donnie darko
They say right when they flood the house and they tear it to shreds that... destruction is a form of creation," so the fact that they burn the money is ironic. They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart. They want to change things.
237085 Well... they say it right when they are ripping the place to shreds. When they flood the house. That like... destruction is a form of creation. So the fact that they burn the money is... ironic. They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart.  They want to change things.

donnie darko
And did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness? That maybe darkness is part of their natural environment?
237487 Did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness? That darkness is part of their natural development.

donnie darko
A storm is coming, Frank says / A storm that will swallow the children / And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain / I will deliver the children back the their doorsteps / And send the monsters back to the underground / I'll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them / Except for me / Because I am Donnie Darko.
237292 "A storm is coming, Frank says. A storm that will swallow the children... and I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain."  "I will deliver the children to their doorsteps. I will send the monsters back to the underground. I will send them back to a place where no one can see them... except for me. Because I am Donnie Darko."

double indemnity
Well, I get darn sick of tryin' to pick up after a gang of fast-talking salesmen dumb enough to sell life insurance to a guy who sleeps in the same bed with four rattlesnakes.
238975 I get darn sick of picking up after a gang of fast-talking salesmen dumb enough to sell life insurance to a guy that sleeps in the same bed with four rattlesnakes. I've had twenty- six years of that, Walter, and I --

double indemnity
Who'd you think I was anyway? The guy that walks into a good looking dame's front parlour and says, "Good afternoon, I sell accident insurance on husbands... you got one that's been around too long? One you'd like to turn into a little hard cash?"
239061 Who'd you think I was, anyway? A guy that walks into a good-looking dame's front parlor and says "Good afternoon, I sell accident insurance on husbands. You got one that's been around too long? Somebody you'd like to turn into a little hard cash? Just give me a smile and I'll help you collect." Boy, what a dope I must look to you!

double indemnity
It's just like the first time I came here, isn't it? We were talking about automobile insurance, only you were thinking about murder. And I was thinking about that anklet.
239783 Just like the first time I was here. We were talking about automobile insurance. Only you were thinking about murder. And I was thinking about that anklet.

double indemnity
I picked you for the job, not because I think you're so darn smart, but because I thought you were a shade less dumb than the rest of the outfit. Guess I was wrong. You're not smarter, Walter... you're just a little taller.
239375 Fair enough. Just get this: I picked you for the job, not because I think you're so darn smart, but because I thought maybe you were a shade less dumb than the rest of the outfit. I guess I was all wet. You're not smarter, Walter. You're just a little taller.

double indemnity
That was all there was to it.Nothing had slipped, nothing had been overlooked.There was nothing to give us away. And yet, Keyes, as I was walking down the street to the drugstore, suddenly, it came over me that everything would go wrong. It sounds crazy Keyes, but it's true, so help me, I couldn't hear my own footsteps. It was the walk of a dead man.
239466 That was all there was to it. Nothing had slipped, nothing had been overlooked, there was nothing to give us away. And yet, Keyes, as I was walking down the street to the drug store, suddenly it came over me that everything would go wrong. It sounds crazy, Keyes, but it's true, so help me: I couldn't hear my own footsteps. It was the walk of a dead man.

double indemnity
Now look, Walter. A guy takes out an accident policy that's worth $100,000 if he's killed on the train. Then, two weeks later, he *is* killed on the train. And, not from the train accident, mind you, but falling off some silly observation car. You know what the mathematical probability of that is? One out of, oh, I don't know how many billions. And after that, the broken leg. No, it just, it just can't be the way it looks. Something has been worked on us!
239583 Look. A man takes out an accident policy that is worth a hundred thousand dollars if he is killed on a train. Then, two weeks later, he is killed on a train. And not in a train accident, mind you, but falling off some silly observation car. Do you know what the mathematical probability of that is, Walter? One out of I don't know how many billions. And add to that the broken leg. It just can't be the way it looks, Walter. Something has been worked on us.

double indemnity
Do I laugh now, or wait 'til it gets funny?
239330 How would I -- Do I laugh now, or wait until it gets funny?

double indemnity
Well, hello there, Mr. Neff.
238828 Hello there, Mr. Neff.

double indemnity
I get the general idea. She was a tramp from a long line of tramps.
239372 I get the general idea. She was a tramp from a long line of tramps.

double indemnity
Walter, you're all washed up.
239164 Walter, you're hurting me.

double indemnity
That's a honey of an anklet you're wearing, Mrs. Dietrichson.
239720 What about me and the first Mrs. Dietrichson?

drag me to hell
I don't want your cat, you dirty pork queen!
240442 Make her stop, you dirty pork queen!

drag me to hell
And get your filthy pig knuckle off my desk!
240159 --And get your filthy pig knuckle off my desk! Stu is taken aback by Stephanie's outburst. He retreats to his desk in confusion. Stephanie sits, rattled. A drop of blood falls onto a piece of paper on her desk. The blood is trickling from her nose. Stephanie grabs a tissue to halt the bleeding. She looks down to see a large black fly land upon the drop of blood. She gasps and stands, her mind racing. She knows what she must do. She finds Mrs. Ganush's loan documents. She stuffs them into a folder, grabs her purse and bolts for the exit. Mr. Jacks engaged with a customer, calls after her:

drag me to hell
You'd be surprised what you'll be willing to do, when the Lamia comes for you.
240195 You will be surprised what you will be willing to do when the Lamia comes for you. She considers his words, looks down to the book. CLOSE ON A DIAGRAM OF AN ANIMAL SACRIFICE - A creature's heart being cut from it's body. CAMERA pulls back to reveal that Stephanie now site at her kitchen table, reading the book. We see other diagrams: The heart being placed into a skillet over an open fire. The burial of the smoking heart. Stephanie's kitten PURRS, as it rubs against her leg. Stephanie closes the book, shutting out the disturbing images. She hears the SHRIEK of the rusty gate outside. She moves to the window and peers out. The rusting iron gate is open. Stephanie senses a change in the room... Shadows shift and grow deeper. The air is suddenly oppressive. Something is coming.

drag me to hell
I desire the SOUL of Christine Brown. We will FEAST upon it while she festers in the grave!
240431 The soul of Stephanie Brownl We will feast upon it, as she festers in the gravel

drag me to hell
I beat you, you old bitch!
240020 I beat you, you old bitch! Next time take your Geretol! The old woman bends down, beneath Stephanie's view. Stephanie looks about. Where'd she go? The old woman pops up into view, raising a chunk of concrete and... CRASHI Stephanie SCREAMS as the window shatters. The old woman's head juts into the cart She clamps her toothless maw down upon Stephanie.'s chin. Suckling it, gumming. The old woman's good eye rolls about in ecstacy. Stephanie SHRIEKS as she pushes the slobbering head away. Strands of spittle form a bridge from the old woman's mouth to Ste phanie's jaw. The old woman's wrinkled hands grope about the front seat. She finds her dentures, now damaged from the fight. She GRUNTS as she jams them back into her mouth. She comes at Stephanie, mouth wide open and SHRIEKING! Stephanie grabs the wooden ruler from her cardboard box and shoves it down the old lady's throat. Mrs. Ganush gags, trying to retch up the ruler.

dragonslayer
It's a shield. I made it. Might keep the fire off of you, might not. You know, you're an idiot. You're going to die tonight. You'll be ripped, limb from limb. This is the last time I'll ever speak to you!
241491 It's a shield. I made it. Might keep the fire off you. Might not. You know, you're an idiot. You're going to die tonight. You'll be ripped limb from limb. This is the last time I'll ever speak to you.

dragonslayer
Unclean beast! Get thee down! Be thou consumed by the fires that made thee!
241399 Unclean beast, get thee down! Be thou consumed by the fires that made you!

dragonslayer
My lord Ulrich is no longer. All that you asked of him, you may now expect of me. The dangers he would face, I will now conquer. The task he would undertake, I will now fulfill. I'm Galen Brandwarden, inheritor of Ulrich's craft and knowledge, and I am the sorcerer you seek.
241196 My lord Ulrich is no longer. All that you asked of him, you may now expect of me. The dangers he would face, I will now conquer. The task he would undertake I will now fulfill. I am Galen Bradwardyn, inheritor of Ulrich's craft and knowledge, and I am the Sorcerer you seek.

dragonslayer
If he's ready to lay a dragon in its grave, he's nothing to fear from me.
241152 If he's ready to lay a dragon in its grave, he's got nothing to fear from me. I've no more love for that creature than you lot. Nor has the King. But, before you stir things up, don't you think it a good idea to see you've got the right man for the job?

dragonslayer
All hail Casiodorus Rex, dragonslayer!
241586 All hail Casiodorus Rex -- Dragon slayer!

drop dead gorgeous
I shoved your tap shoes in my panties before I was blown out of the house. You go find the guy who cut 'em off.
242577 I shoved your tap shoes in my jeans before I was blown outta the house, Honey. Check with the guy who cut my pants off. He should have kem.

drop dead gorgeous
Beautiful as a whore's ass today, huh, boys?
242815 Ahhh. Beautiful as a whore's ass today. Eh, boys?

drop dead gorgeous
You'd think they'd build the parking lot of America to go with the Mall of America!
242355 You'd think they'd build the parking lot of America to go with the Mall of America!

drop dead gorgeous
I'd have good strong roots in a town like Mt. Rose, a solid Christian trunk, and long, leafy branches to provide shade for handicapped kids on a hot summer day.
242628 One with strong roots in a community like Mount Rose, a solid Christian trunk and long leafy branches to provide shade for handicapped kids on a hot summer day.

drop dead gorgeous
Fuckin' beauty queens blowing chunks everywhere. I-I've never seen anything like it before, and I live in L.A.
242904 Fuckin' beauty queens blowin' chunks everywhere. I've never seen anything like it before, and I live in L.A. Hey, Ed.

drop dead gorgeous
With one week to go before the pageant, I was finishing my outfit, rehearsing my talent, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. I was ready.
242649 With two weeks until the pageant... I was practicing my talent. Finishing my costume, brushing up on current events, and running eighteen miles a day on about four hundred calories. I was ready.

drop dead gorgeous
Oh, Yeah, Frida, sure. She was the oldest living Lutheran. Now she's dead as a doornail. It's them damn Shriner's, won't take down the God damn sign the lazy sons of bitches. Every year, every damn year I tell them, "Take down the God damn Frida sign, you lazy sons of bitches!"
242347 Oh, yah-sure, Freda, yah. She was the oldest livin' Lutheran. Now she's dead as a doornail. It's them damn Shriners who ain't taken that Goddamn sign down yet - those lazy sons-a- bitches... I tells kem, I tells kem every goddamn year, "Take the Goddamn Freda sign down, you lazy sons-a-bitches!"

drop dead gorgeous
Why? Well, ah, it's kind of like askin' why all the guys chew Copenhagen, you know? I mea - If you're 17, and you're not a total fry, it's just what you do.
242377 Why? Well, uh, it's kind of like askin', "Why do all the guys chew Copenhagen?" You know? I mean, if you're seventeen and you're not a total fry, it's just what you do.

drop dead gorgeous
Yah, my ma's clothes all melted onto mine forming, like, this big polyester meteor in our closet, y'know? But, in some kinda weird miracle, our neighbor boy, Kenny Hanson, found my tap costume on the roof o' their trailer while he was settin' coon traps for his dad. Here's the weird part: it was still on the hanger.
242655 Yah-my ma's clothes all melted onto mine forming like this big polyester meteor in our closet, y'know? But, in some kinda weird miracle, our neighbor boy, Kenny Johanson, found my tap costume on the roof-a their trailer while he was settin' coon traps for his dad. Here's the weird part. It was still on the hanger.

drop dead gorgeous
They're never gonna let you perform naked, I asked!
242759 They're never gonna let you perform naked. I asked.

drop dead gorgeous
And so, dear Lord, it is with deep sadness that we turn over to you this young woman, whose dream to ride on a giant swan resulted in her death. Maybe it is your way of telling us... to buy American.
242856 That's why, dear Lord, it's with such great sorrow that we turn over to you a young woman whose dream of ridin' on a giant swan brought about her untimely death. Maybe it's your way of telling us to buy American.

drop dead gorgeous
English! Speak Engrish, you stupid rittle retard!
242388 English! English, you stupid little retard! We America now, Tina!

drop dead gorgeous
Here's your paint can. And the next time you drink window cleaner, I'm just gonna leave it in you!
242823 There's your paint can. The next time you drink window cleaner, I'm just gonna leave it in ya.

drop dead gorgeous
I chose Mount Rushmore. 'Cause to live in a country where you can take an ugly old mountain and put faces on it, faces of great Americans who did so much to make our country super great. Well, that makes me Rebecca Leeman, proud to be an American.
242674 I chose Mount Rushmore, because to live in a country where you can take an ugly old mountain and put faces on it, faces of great Americans, who did so much to make our country super great, well that makes me - Rebecca Leeman - PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!

drop dead gorgeous
I don't eat shellfish. Mom always says, "Don't ever eat nothin' that can carry its house around with it. Who knows the last time it's been cleaned." She should know.
242897 I don't eat shellfish. Mom always says, "Don't ever eat nothin' that can carry its house around with it - who knows the last time it's been cleaned." She should know.

drop dead gorgeous
I can sum up our entire philosophy with this glass. I can look at it and say it's half-full, which in the beauty pageant biz means "Where the hell's my waiter?"
242894 I can sum up our entire philosophy with this glass. I look at it and say, "it's half full." Which, in the beauty pageant biz means, "Where the hell's my waiter!"

drop dead gorgeous
Hi. I'm Amber Atkins, and I'm signing up cause uh my two favorite people in the whole world competed in pageants: my mom and Diane Sawyer... Course, I hope I end up a little more like Diane Sawyer than my mom.
242368 Hi, I-I'm Amber Atkins and, um, I'm signin' up k'cause, ah, my two favorite people in the world competed. My mom and Diane Sawyer...Course I hope I end up a little more like Diane Sawyer than my mom...

duck soup
If any form of pleasure is exhibited, report to me and it will be prohibited! I'll put my foot down, so shall it be... this is the land of the free! The last man nearly ruined this place he didn't know what to do with it. If you think this country's bad off now, just wait till I get through with it! The country's taxes must be fixed, and I know what to do with it. If you think you're paying too much now, just wait till I get through with it!
244420 If any form of pleasure is exhibited Report to me and it will be prohibited. I'll put my foot down; So shall it be - This is the land of the free. The last man nearly ruined this place He didn't know what to do with it. If you think this country's bad off now Just wait 'till I get through with it. The treasury is low on dough; The last man went and flew with it. If you think we're short of money now Just wait 'till I get through with it. The country's taxes must be fixed - And I know what to do with it, If you think you're paying too much now, Just wait 'till I get through with it.

dumb and dumberer: when harry met lloyd
Yeah. I like a woman with some meat on her bones.
246346 Sure, I like a woman with some meat on her bones.

dumb and dumberer: when harry met lloyd
I can turn all the faucets on in my house. Even the hose.
246691 I can turn on all the faucets in my house.  Even the hose.

dune
Who is the little one, a pet perhaps? Will she deserve my special attentions?
247361 Who is the little one? A pet, perhaps? Will she deserve my special attentions?

dune
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain.
246883 I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear... I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

dune
Some thoughts have a certain sound, that being the equivalent to a form. Through sound and motion, you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs. We will kill until no Harkonnen breathes Arakeen air.
247202 This is part of the weirding way that we will teach you. Some thoughts have a certain sound... that being the equivalent to a form. Through sound and motion you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs.... We will kill until no Harkonnen breathes Arrakeen air.

dune
I'll miss the sea, but a person needs new experiences. They jar something deep inside, allowing him to grow. Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.
246849 I'll miss the sea... but a person needs new experiences... they jar something deep inside, allowing him to grow. Without change, something sleeps inside us... and seldom awakens... The sleeper must awaken.

dune
Why are you going to prolong the inevitable? I will kill you!
247359 Why prolong the inevitable? I will kill you! I will kill him!

dune
Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work.
246956 Behold as a wild ass in the desert go I forth to my work.

dune
You are SO beautiful, my Baron. Your skin, love to me. Your diseases lovingly cared for, for all eternity.
246919 You're so beautiful my Baron Your skin, love to me Your diseases lovingly cared for For all eternity.

dune
My name is a killing word.
247248 My own name is a killing word. Will it be a healing word as well?

dune
You have no need for your weapons with me, Gurney Halleck.
247269 You've no need of your weapons with me Gurney Halleck.

dune
Father... father, the sleeper has awakened!
247301 Father!... Father! THE SLEEPER HAS

dune
Long live the fighters!
247263 Long live the fighters!

dune
Put the pick in there, Pete, and turn it 'round real neat.
246918 Put the pick in there Pete And turn it round real neat.

dune
And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!
247371 For... he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

dune
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
246908 It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed - The lips acquire stains - The stains become a warning - It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

dune
Bring in that floating fat man, the Baron!
247308 Bring in that floating fat man... the Baron.

dune
Bless the maker and his water, bless the coming and going of him, may his passing cleanse the world.
247045 Bless the Maker and his water... Bless the coming and going of him. May his passage cleanse the world.

dune
Tell me of your homeworld, Usul.
246853 Tell me of your homeworld, Usul.

eastern promises
Stay alive a little longer.
248987 Stay alive a little longer.

eastern promises
Semyon recommends this place for business meetings, because you can see what tattoos a man has. Come on, we have a lot to cover. Let's cook.
249294 Semyon recommends these places for business meetings because you can see what tattoos a man has.

eastern promises
My name is Tatiana. My father died in the mines in my village, so he was already buried when he died. We were all buried there. Buried under the soil of Russia. That is why I left, to find a better life.
248661 My name is Tatiana. My father died in the mines in my village, so he was already buried when he died. We were all buried there. Buried under the soil of Russia. That is why I left to find a better life.

eastern promises
Sometimes, if things are closed, you just, open them up.
248771 Sometimes if things are closed you just open them up, you know?

eastern promises
He is no driver, he is the undertaker.
248809 This guy's not a driver. He's an undertaker.

eastern promises
Kirill, we don't kill little babies.
249463 Kirill, a vor doesn't kill little babies.

eastern promises
Forget any of this happened. Stay away from people like me.
249123 You belong in there. With nice people. Stay away from people like me.

eastern promises
Okay. Now I'm going to do his teeth and cut off his fingers. You might want to leave room.
248828 OK, now I'm going to do his teeth and cut off his fingers. You might want to leave the room.

eastern promises
Sentimental value? Ah. I heard of that.
248765 `Sentimental value'. I've heard of that.

eastern promises
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my rules and I drank vodka. Tomorrow I will translate it, and then I will bring what I've done to your home.
248842 I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my rules and drank vodka. Tomorrow I will translate it.

eastern promises
Anger is dangerous. It makes people do stupid things.
249122 Anger is very dangerous. It makes people do stupid things. Forget any of this ever happened. You're in the wrong place, Anna Ivanovna.

eastern promises
So, you know where I am...and now I know where you are, Anna Ivanovna.
249010 You know where I am, Anna Ivanovna.

ed wood
We don't have a permit. Run!
250990 We don't have a permit. RUN!

ed wood
Oh, what does that old queen know?
250778 What does that old queen know? He wasn't even there! Sending a copy boy to do his dirty work. Well fuck him!

ed wood
This is the one. 'This' is the one I'll be remembered for.
251937 This is the one. I know I'll be remembered for this film.

ed wood
Children! I love children.
250906 Children! I love children.

ed wood
Home? I have no home. Haunted... despised... living like an animal. The jungle is my home! But I will show the world that I can be its master. I shall perfect my own race of people... a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world!
251749 "Home. I have no home. Hunted... despised... living like an animal -- the jungle is my home! But I will show the world that I can be its master. I shall perfect my own race of people... a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world!"

ed wood
This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.
250973 So change the poster. Trust me, you'll be better off. This is a story that's gonna grab people. It's about this guy. He's crazy about this girl but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn. George, this is DRAMA.

ed wood
They're driving me CRAZY. These Baptists are stupid. Stupid. STUPID.
251885 They're driving me crazy! These Baptists are stupid, stupid, STUPID!

ed wood
Greetings, my friends! You are interested in the unknown. The mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing you the full story of what happened. We are giving you all the evidence based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, faces. My friends, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Can your heart stand the shocking facts of the true story of Edward D. Wood Jr.?
250765 Greetings, my friend. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable... that is why you are here. So now, for the first time, we are bringing you the full story of what happened... We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places, my friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Can your hearts stand the shocking facts of the true story of Edward D. Wood, Junior??

ed wood
Are you people insane? I'm the director. I make the casting decisions around here.
251883 Are you IN5ANE? I'm the director! I make the casting decisions around here!

ed wood
I'm not getting near that goddamn thing. One of them burned me in "The Return of Chandu".
251309 I'm not getting near that goddamn thing. One of those burned me on "The Return Of Chandu."

ed wood
They don't want the classic horror films anymore. Today it's all giant bugs. Giant spiders, giant grasshoppers... Who will believe such nonsense?
250863 They don't want the classic horror films anymore. Today, it's all giant bugs, giant spiders, giant grasshoppers -- who would believe such nonsense!

ed wood
I refuse to drive in this country. Too many madmen.
250856 I refuse to drive in this country. Too many madmen.

ed wood
Well, I see the usual cast of misfits and dope addicts are here.
251410 I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here. Say, who's the lug?

ed wood
Eddie, we're in show biz. It's all about razzle-dazzle. Appearances. If you look good, and you talk well, people will swallow anything.
251219 Eddie, we're in show biz! It's all about razzle-dazzle. Appearances. If you dress nice and talk well, people will swallow anything.

ed wood
I think she's a honey. Look at those jugs.
250898 I think she's a honey. Look at those jugs.

edtv
Look, Ed, you put *anybody* on television sixteen hours a day, and sooner or later they're going to fall off a table and land on a cat.
253011 Look, you put anybody on TV sixteen hours a day, at some point they're going to wind up rolling off a table on to a cat. I mean with no privacy, there's no... dignity.

edward scissorhands
How about it, Edward? Is there some special lady in your life?
253504 How about it? Is there some special lady in your life?

edward scissorhands
I know a doctor who might be able to help you.
253370 I got a doctor friend might be able to help you. Aren't they most incredible?

edward scissorhands
Don't be ridiculous! You're not handicapped, you're... What do they call the... exceptional? My name's Joyce, and I noticed that you have not tasted any of the ambrosia salad that I made especially for you. Allow me.
253380 Who's handicapped? My goodness! Don't be ridiculous. You're not handicapped. You're... What do they call that? Exceptional. My name's Joyce. And I noticed that you have not tasted any of the ambrosia salad that I made especially for you. Allow me.

edward scissorhands
We're looking for the man with the hands.
253700 I'm looking for the man with scissors.

edward scissorhands
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.
253772 I don't know. Not for sure. But I believe he is. You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards it did. If he weren't up there now, I don't think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.

edward scissorhands
One chop to a guy's neck, and it's all over.
253435 One chop to guy's neck. And it's all over. They're the sharpest things in the world. They can hack through anything. And...

edward scissorhands
I know it is a little early for Christmas, Edward, but; I have a present for you.
253725 I know it's a little early for Christmas, Edward, but I have a present for you.

edward scissorhands
Snuggle in, sweetie. It's cold out there.
253237 Snuggle in, sweetie. It's cold out there.

edward scissorhands
Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.
253726 Forget holding her hand. Picture the damage he could do other places.

edward scissorhands
He has been sent first to tempt you. But it's not too late. You must push him from you, expel him! Trample down the perversion of nature!
253363 He has been sent first to tempt you. But it's not too late. You must push him from you. Expel him. Trample down the perversion of nature.

edward scissorhands
All along I felt in my gut there was something wrong with him.
253599 All along I felt in my gut. There was something wrong with him.

edward scissorhands
I can't eat that, he used his hands. I think it's unsanitary.
253460 I can't eat that. He used his hands. I don't think it's sanitary. but drops it in her lap by

edward scissorhands
You want to see the pictures? All right. Well, this is my husband Bill. He's a bowling champion. Do you know what bowling is? Bowling? No. Well... here they are down at the lake, fishing. I think Kevin looks a little glum because they didn't catch anything that day. And, um... here's my daughter Kim. All dressed for the junior prom. She's a senior now, if you can believe it! She's camping in the mountains with some friends... but she'll be back in a few days. And you can meet her then. Isn't she beautiful. That's my family. Now, come along dear. I'll show you the rest of the house. Then you can just freshen up and make yourself at home. That's the kitchen over there. You help yourself to anything you want to eat or drink. Those are grapes. And, um... back here are the bedrooms. Let me get you some towels and I'll see what we can find for you to wear. You know what? I think I have some of Bill's old clothes in here. This is perfect! Here.These should just fit you.  Oh! Oh no, don't be alarmed. That's just the phone. Now you can go in Kim's room and put these on, and I'll be right with you.
253303 Here we are. So, oh, this is the living room and back here, the bedrooms. You want to see the pictures? All right. Well, this is my husband, Bill. He's a bowling champion. Do you know what bowling is? Bowling? Well, here they are down at the lake, fishing. I think Kevin looks a little glum Because they didn't catch anything that day. And here's my daughter, Kim. All dressed up the junior prom. She's a senior now. I can't believe it. She's camping in the mountains with some friends, but she'll be back in a few days and you can meet her then. Isn't she beautiful? That's my family. Now, go on, dear. I'll show you the rest of the house. Then you can just freshen up and make yourself at home. Okay? That's the kitchen over there. You help yourself to anything you want to eat or drink. Those are grapes. Back here are the bedrooms. Let me get you some towels, then I will see what we can find to wear. You know what? I think I have some of Bill's old clothes in here. This is perfect. Here. These should just fit you. Oh, no, no. Don't be alarmed. That's just a phone. Now you can go in Kim's room and put these on. I'll be right with you.

edward scissorhands
Eddie. The guys and I were talking, we'd like want to invite you to our card game on Friday night. Would you like that? Only thing is, you can't cut!
253378 Eddie. The guys and I were talking, we'd like want to invite you to our card game on Friday night. Would you like that? Only thing is, you can't cut.

edward scissorhands
Hello? Hello? Hello? Avon calling. Oh, my. Hello? Hello? I'm Peg Boggs. I'm your local Avon representative. Hello? I... I'm sorry to barge in like this, but you don't have any reason to be afraid. Ooh! This is some huge house, isn't it? Thank goodness for those aerobics... classes. Hello? Hello?
253278 Oh, it's so beautiful. Hello? Hello? Avon calling, oh my. Hello, I'm Peg Boggs. I'm your local Avon representative. Hello. I'm sorry to barge in like this. But you don't have any reason to be afraid. This is some huge house, isn't it? Thank goodness for those aerobics classes.

edward scissorhands
Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
253458 Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies. You can't buy car with cookies. Am I right, Jim?

edward scissorhands
The light concealing cream goes on first. Then you blend, and blend, and blend. Blending is the secret.
253327 The light concealing cream goes on first, then you blend and blend and blend. Blending is the secret. More concealing for you? But you complexion is so fair. Now this has a touch of lavender in it. Give it a try here. Close enough. OK. This should do the trick here. I have another idea. We'll cover up the scars and start with a completely smooth surface. Don't eat this stuff! Sports announcements on

el mariachi
Good morning, Azul. Know who this is?
254449 Good morning, Azul. Do you know who this is?

election
If you died right now, I would throw myself under one of my Dad's cement trucks so I could be poured into your tomb.
254978 If you died right now, I would throw myself into one of my Dad's cement trucks and get poured into your tomb.

election
When I think back on my relationship with Mr. Novotny, what I miss most... is our talks.
254837 When I think back on my relationship with Mr. Novotny, what I miss most. is our talks.

election
You gonna do it? Come on. Fill me up! Come on! Fill me up! Yeah! Good job!
255013 Come on, doit. Doit. Fill me up. Come on, fill me up

election
Sometimes when I'm sad, I sit and watch the power station. They say if you lie between two of the main wires, your body just evaporates... you become a gas. I wonder what that would feel like.
254992 They say if you lie between two of the main wires, your body just evaporates. You become a gas. I wonder what that would feel like.

election
Who cares about this stupid election? We all know it doesn't matter who gets elected president of Carver. Do you really think it's going to change anything around here; make one single person smarter or happier or nicer? The only person it does matter to is the one who gets elected. The same pathetic charade happens every year, and everyone makes the same pathetic promises just so they can put it on their transcripts to get into college. So vote for me, because I don't even want to go to college, and I don't care, and as president I won't do anything. The only promise I will make is that if elected I will immediately dismantle the student government, so that none of us will ever have to sit through one of these stupid assemblies again!  Or don't vote for me... who cares? Don't vote at all!
255083 We all know it doesn't matter who gets elected president of Millard. You think it's going to change anything around here, make one single person happier or smarter or nicer? The only person it matters to is the one who gets elected. The same pathetic charade happens every year, and everyone makes the same pathetic promises just so they can put it on their transcripts to get into college. So vote for me, because I don't even want to go to college, and I don't care, and as president I won't do anything. The only promise I make is that if elected I will immediately dismantle the student government, so that none of us will ever have to sit through one of these stupid assemblies again!

election
I don't know what you're referring to, but maybe if certain older, wiser people hadn't acted like such little babies, and gotten so mushy, then everything would be ok... and I think certain older people, like you, and your colleague, shouldn't be leching after their students, especially when some of them can't even get their own wives pregnant... and they certainly shouldn't be making slanderous accusations, especially when certain young, naive peoples' mothers are paralegal secretaries at the cities biggest law firm, and have won many successful law suits, and if you want to keep questioning me like this, I won't continue without my attorney present.
255176 And I think certain older persons like you and your "colleague" shouldn't be leaching after their students, especially when some of them can't even get their own wives pregnant. And they certainly shouldn't be running around making slanderous accusations. Especially when certain young, naive people's mothers are para-legal secretaries at the city's biggest law firm and have won many successful lawsuits. And if you want to keep questioning me like this, I won't continue without my attorney present.

election
None of this would have happened if Mr. McAllister hadn't meddled the way he did. He should have just accepted things as they are instead of trying to interfere with destiny. You see, you can't interfere with destiny. That's why it's destiny. And if you try to interfere, the same thing's going to happen anyway, and you'll just suffer.
254759 None of this would have happened if Mr. McAllister hadn't meddled the way he did. He should have just accepted things as they are instead of trying to interfere with destiny. You see, you can't interfere with destiny. That's why it's destiny. And if you try to interfere, the same thing's going to happen anyway, and you'll just suffer.

election
I sure was surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked me for a ride home and ended up blowing me.
254994 I sure was surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked me for a ride home and ended up blowing me.

election
Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.
254810 Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.

election
Mr.McAllister. Mr.McAllister. Somebody's torn down my poster. It's not fair. Can I get an A? Can I get a recommendation? Can I? Can I? Fuck them.
255253 Mr. McAllister. Mr. McAllister. Somebody tore down my posters. It's not fair. It's not fair. Can I have an A? Can I have a recommendation? Can I? Can I?

election
Good morning, Mr. M. Looks like you could use a CUPCAKE!
255250 Looks like you could use a cupcake!

election
Larry, we're not electing the fucking Pope here. Just tell me who won.
255320 Larry, we're not electing the fucking Pope here. Just tell me who won.

election
The sight of Tracy at that moment affected me in a way I can't fully explain. Part of it was that she was spying; but mostly it was her face. Who knew how high she would climb in life? How many people would suffer because of her? I had to stop her... now!
255330 The sight of Tracy at that moment affected me in a way I can't fully explain. Part of it was that she was spying, but mostly it was her face. Looking at her, you might think she was a sweet, innocent teenage girl. But she wasn't sweet. And she wasn't innocent. She was selfish and cynical and ambitious and thought nothing of destroying the lives of others to get to the top. who knew how high she would climb in life, how many people would suffer because of her? I had to stop her now.

elizabeth the golden age
There's something you could do for me - something I have not known for a very long time. But it's not to be spoken of afterwards. It must be forgotten. But just for now, a kiss?  I die.
257144 Then there's... something you could do for me - something I've not known for a very long time - if you felt so inclined -

elizabeth the golden age
We mortals have many weaknesses; we feel too much, hurt too much or too soon we die, but we do have the chance of love.
257088 We mortals have many weaknesses. We feel too much. Hurt too much. And all too soon, we die. But we do have the chance of love.

elizabeth the golden age
Majesty, this is not the Queen I love and serve.
257206 This is not the Queen I love and serve.

elizabeth the golden age
May we have wisdom not to fear shadows in the night, and courage when the day of danger truly dawns.
256460 Let's pray, Bess. May we have wisdom not to fear shadows in the night, and courage when the day of danger truly dawns.

elizabeth the golden age
Why be afraid of tomorrow when today is all we have?
257137 Why be afraid of tomorrow? Today's all we have, and all we know.

elizabeth the golden age
The puddle man is outside, Majesty.
256541 The puddle man is outside, majesty.

elizabeth the golden age
I like your immensities. Your ocean is an image of Eternity, I think. Such great spaces make us small. Do we discover the New World, Mr. Raleigh, or does it discover us?
256748 I like your immensities. Your ocean is an image of eternity, I think. Such great spaces make us small. Do we discover the New World, Mr Raleigh, or does the New World discover us?

elizabeth the golden age
I will not be a toy of the fates! Have I not faced an assassin's bullet and lived?
257213 I will not be a toy of the fates! Have I not faced an assassin's bullet and lived?

elizabeth the golden age
We all know that if I fall you all come tumbling down with me.
256459 And they know very well that if I fall, they all come tumbling down after me.

elizabeth the golden age
I have never known a woman like you.
257141 I've never known a woman like you.

enemy of the state
You were right, I was wrong, but this is not the time for the 'I told you so' speech.
258123 Stacy...Stacy...maybe now isn't the best time for the I-Told-You-So speech.

enemy of the state
If you live another day I will be very impressed.
258016 Hey, if you live another week I'll be impressed.

enemy of the state
The government's been in bed with the entire telecommunications industry since the forties. They've infected everything. They get into your bank statements, computer files, email, listen to your phone calls... Every wire, every airwave. The more technology used, the easier it is for them to keep tabs on you. It's a brave new world out there. At least it'd better be.
258188 The NSA's been in bed with the entire tele-communications industry since the 40's. They've infected everything: Banks, computers, phones, mail, name it. The more technology we buy into, the easier it is keeping tabs on us. It's a brave new world. At least it better be.

entrapment
Well, this looks like the end of a terrible friendship.
260042 It does sound like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

erik the viking
Everyone stay calm! This is not happening!
260984 Stay calm! This is NOT happening. The King then hurries out of a door at the top of the staircase.

erik the viking
First we're flying - now we're sinking!
260609 First we're flying - now we're sinking!

erin brockovich
Ed, have a fucking cup of coffee.
262002 That's a fucking fortune, Ed. And you know I'm the last person on Earth to walk away from a big payday. But you and me didn't get into this to get rich. We did it cause we both have this voice in our heads saying, do the right thing; get these plaintiffs what they deserve -- the right to live and die in some kind of comfort and peace. If 50,000 isn't gonna buy that, then we gotta say no. Trust me. If you don't do the right thing for these people, getting that 6 million dollars is gonna feel like shit.

erin brockovich
I don't need pity, I need a paycheck. And I've looked. But when you've spent the past six years raising babies its real hard to find somebody who pays worth a damn, are ya getting every word of this down honey or am I talking too fast?
261319 I don't need pity. I need a paycheck. And I've looked, but when you've spent the last six years raising babies, it's real hard to convince someone to give you a job that pays worth a damn. So I figure, since you're the one who said I was gonna be okay, you should be the one to hire me.

erin brockovich
Look, I don't know shit about shit but I know right from wrong!
261763 Okay, fine. I don't know shit about shit. But I know the difference --

erin brockovich
Annabelle Daniels: 714-454-9346. 10 years old, 11 in May. Lived on the plume since birth. Wanted to be a synchronized swimmer so she spent every minute she could in the PG&E pool. She had a tumor in her brain stem detected last November, an operation on Thanksgiving, shrunk it with radiation after that. Her parents are Ted & Rita. Ted's got Crohn's disease, Rita has chronic headaches, and nausea, and underwent a hysterectomy last fall. Ted grew up in Hinkley. His brother Robbie, and his wife May and their five children: Robbie Jr, Martha, Ed, Rose & Peter *also* lived on the plume. Their number is 454-9554. You want their diseases?
262040 10 years old, 11 in May. Lived on the plume since birth. Wanted to be a synchronized swimmer, so she spent every minute she could in the PG&E pool. She had a tumor in her brain stem detected last November, had an operation on Thanksgiving, shrunk it with radiation after that. Her parents are Rita and Ted. Ted's got Chron's disease, and Rita has chronic headaches and nausea and underwent a hysterectomy last fall. Ted grew up in Hinkley. His brother Robbie and his wife May and their five kids Robbie, Jr., Martha, Ed, Rose, and Peter lived on the plume too. Their number's 454-9445. You want their diseases?

erin brockovich
NOT PERSONAL! That is my WORK, my SWEAT, and MY TIME AWAY FROM MY KIDS! IF THAT IS NOT PERSONAL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!
262084 Not personal? That's my work in there, Ed. My sweat, my labor, my time. If that's not personal, I don't know what is.

escape from new york
God save me, and watch over you all.
263378 God save me and watch over you all.

escape from new york
Bad neighborhood, Snake! You don't want to be walking from the Bowery to 42nd Street at night. I've been driving a cab here for 30 years and I'm telling you: you don't walk around here at night! Yes, sir! Those Crazies'll kill you and strip you in ten seconds flat! Usually I'm not down around here myself, but I wanted to catch that show. That stuff is like gold around here, you know.
263582 Bad neighborhood, Snake! You don't want to be walking from the Bowery to 42nd street at night! I've been driving a cab here for 30 years and I'm telling you, you don't walk around here at night! Yes, sir! They'll kill you and strip you in ten seconds flat. Usually I'm not down around here myself, but I wanted to catch that show.

escape from new york
Good evening. Although I shall not be present at this historic summit meeting, I present this in the hope that our great nations may learn to live in peace...
263920 Good evening. Although I shall not be present at this historic summit meeting, I present this, in the hope that our great nations may learn to live in peace.

escape from new york
They're savages, Mr. President.
263919 You're on camera, Mr. President.

escape from new york
You wanna see him sprayed all over that map, baby? Now where's the President?
263628 You want to see him sprayed all over that map, baby? Where's the President?!

escape from new york
Ayy! Number Onnee! You're the Duke! You're the Duke!  You're the... Duke.  You're... A-number one.
263748 You... You are... the Duke of New... New York... You're... A-Number-One.

escape from new york
It's the survival of the human race, Plissken. Something you don't give a shit about.
263460 It's about the survival of the human race, Plissken. Something you don't give a shit about.

escape from new york
Attention. You are now entering the Debarkation Area. No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line to the Processing Area. The next scheduled departure to the prison is in two hours. You now have the option to terminate and be cremated on the premises. If you elect this option, notify the Duty Sergeant in your Processing Area.
263341 Attention. You are now entering the debarkation area. No talking. No smoking. The next scheduled departure to the prison is in two hours. You now have the option to terminate and be cremated on the premises. If you elect this option, notify the duty sergeant in your processing area.

escape from the planet of the apes
Because I loathe bananas!
264019 Because I loathe and detest bananas.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
I would like you to call me. Would you do that? I'd like it.
264313 I would like you to call me. Would you do that? I would like that.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Sorry, I'm just... trying to be nice.
264167 Sorry. I was just trying to be nice.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.
264541 You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything. Every damn embarrassing thing. You don't trust me.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice, right now.
264199 My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice. Right now, anyway. I can't tell from one moment to the next what I'm going to like. But right now I'm glad you said, "that's okay" to me. That was nice of you.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here, that way you won't be confused by their unexplainable presence in your home.
264376 We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here. That way you won't be confused later by their unexplainable presence in your home.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.
264761 I could die right now, Clem. I'm just happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
That was beautiful to watch, Howard. Like a surgeon or a concert pianist.
264680 That was beautiful to watch, Howard. Like a surgeon or a concert pianist.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Look at it out here, it's all falling apart. I'm erasing you and I'm happy!
264463 Look at it out here. It's falling apart. I'm erasing you. And I'm happy.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
264268 Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
I don't need nice. I don't need myself to be it, and I don't need anybody else to be it at me.
264190 I don't need nice. I don't need myself to be it and I don't need anyone else to be it at me.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.  Nietzsche. Beyond Good and Evil. Found it in my Bartlett's.
264523 Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
I really want her to pick me up. It's amazing how strong that desire is.
264649 I really want her to pick me up. It's weird how strong that desire is.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
You looked happy. Happy with a secret.
264988 Happy. Happy with a secret.

even cowgirls get the blues
Look at him, perverse as a pink pickle.
265411 Look at him. Perverse as a pink pickle.

even cowgirls get the blues
All of us are freaks in one way or another. Try being born a male Russian Countess into a white, middle class, Baptist family in Mississippi, and you'll see what I mean.
265232 Freak, schmeek. Most of us are freaks in one way or another. Try being born a male Russian countess into a white middle class Baptist family in Mississippi and you'll see what I mean.

event horizon
Everything's green on my screen, skipper.
265599 Everything green on my boards, Skipper.

event horizon
You can't leave. She won't let you.
266283 You can't leave. She won't let you.

evil dead
I'm gonna break your face!
266500 I'm gonna check dinner.

evil dead
An animal? An animal? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
266515 An animal?! An an...ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- that's the stupidest thing I ever heard in my life. Jesus Christ.

evil dead
I'm all right now, Ashley! Come unlock this chain and let me out! I'm all right now! It's your sister Cheryl!
266714 I'm all right now, Ashly. I'm all right. Come unlock this chain and let me out.

evil dead
Now the sun will be up in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly. Hmm... Well... not Shelly, she? We'll all be going home together. Wouldn't you like to be going home? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you, Scott?
266728 Now, now the sun will be up in an hour or so and we'll get out of here ...together. You, me, Linda, Shelly- n-no not Shelly, she- we'll all go home together. Wouldn't you like to be going home? You'd like that I'd bet, wouldn't ya?

evil dead
I don't know what I would have done if I had remained on those hot coals, burning my pretty flesh.
266659 Thank you. I don't know what I would have done if I had remained on the hot coals burning my pretty flesh. You have pretty skin- give it to us!

evil dead
It's useless! Useless! In time it will come for him and then it will come for you!
266720 It's useless, useless, useless. In time we'll come for him, then you ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-

evil dead
You're not gonna leave me here, are you? Are ya, Ash?
266700 We're not gonna die! We're not gonna die! We're getting out of here! Now listen to me- is there a way around the chasm.

evil dead
Soon all of you will be like me... And then who will lock you up in a cellar?
266693 Soon all of you will be like me and then who will lock you in the cellar? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-

evil dead
We can't bury Shelly - S-She's a friend of ours.
266668 You...can't bury Shelly. She's a friend of ours isn't she?

excalibur
The future has taken root in the present.
267326 It is done. The future has found root in the present.

excalibur
Good and evil, there never is one without the other.
267632 Good and evil; there is never one without the other.

excalibur
Merlin! Where are you? Call your dragon to weave a mist to hide us!
267366 Merlin, where are you? To weave a mist, to hide us...

excalibur
You're not listening... well, your heart is not. Love is deaf as well as blind. That's it.
267481 You're not listening. Your heart is not. Love is deaf as well as blind.

excalibur
Ready my knights for battle. They will ride with their king once more. I have lived through others for far too long. Lancelot carried my honor, and Guenevere, my guilt. Mordred bears my sins. My knights have fought my causes. Now, my brother, I shall be... king.
267803 Ready my knights for battle; they will ride with their King once more. I have lived through others far too long! Lancelot carried my honor and Guenevere my guilt. My knights have fought my causes. Mordred carries my sins. Now, at last, I will rule.

existenz
Death to the demoness Allegra Geller!
268358 Death to the demoness Allegra Geller.

existenz
I suppose a smaller-caliber pistol would have to fire baby teeth.
268037 I suppose the smaller caliber pistols would have to fire baby teeth. The tooth fairy could go I into the arms business.

existenz
eXistenZ. Written like this. One word. Small 'E', capital 'X', capital 'Z'. 'eXistenZ'. It's new, it's from Antenna Research, and it's here... right now.
267887 Written like this. One word. Small e. Capital X, capital Z. He turns back to face an as-yet-unseen audience.

face/off
You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag.
271212 You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Daddy's a new man.

face/off
Sir why are you so upset? It's just Pollux Troy.
271413 Forget him, sir.  It's only Pollux Troy ...

fair game
In 1991, the United States invaded Iraq, and afterwards weapons inspectors discovered Saddam was six months off enriching uranium to sufficiently high specification to make a nuclear bomb. He had fissile material, and not a single person in the CIA had the slightest clue that such a program even existed. So, now, one decade on are you telling me that you're 100% sure these tubes are not intended to create nuclear weapons?
272525 You don't know why I'm here do you? In 1991 the United States invaded Iraq, and afterwards weapons inspectors discovered Saddam was six months off enriching uranium to sufficiently high specification to make a nuclear bomb. He had fissile material. And not a single person at the CIA, from the DCI down to the janitor had the slightest clue that such a program even existed. So now, one decade on, are you telling me that you're 100% sure these tubes are not intended to create nuclear weapons?

fantastic four
Uh, sir, Larry King just canceled. Apparently there's a bigger story.
274480 Uh, sir...Larry King called, to cancel. Apparently, there's a bigger story.

fantastic four
Why the long face? Let's talk in my office.
274932 Why the long face?

fantastic four
Good thing you're flexible enough to watch your own back... 'cause I ain't doing it no more.
274871 Good thing you're flexible enough to watch your own back. 'Cause you're on your own now.

fantastic four
I found a broken gasket from space.
275013 I found a broken gasket, from space --

fantastic four
You guys look like an '80s rock band!
274608 You look like an eighties rock band.

fantastic four
This is Ben Grimm here - the first mook from Brooklyn to go into outer space. So pay him some respect.
274664 Hey, that's Ben Grimm there, the first mook from Brooklyn to go to outer space, so pay him some respect!

fantastic four
Digital camera - $250. Memory stick - $59. The look on your hard-ass former C.O.'s face when he finds out he's your junior pilot - priceless.
274189 Digital camera: $254. Memory stick: $59. The look on your hard-ass former CO's grill when he finds out he's your junior officer: priceless.

fantastic four
Yeah - I have that effect on people.
274858 Yeah, I have that effect on people.

fantastic four
I swear to you... I will do everything in my power until there is not a breath left in me- You're gonna be Ben again.
274478 I swear to you, I will do everything in my power until there is not a breath left in me: you are going to be Ben again.

fantastic four
Hey. Nice do. Likin' the grandpa look.
274301 Nice 'do. Going for the "grandpa" look?

fantastic four
Painful? You don't know the meaning of the word.
274945 You don't know the meaning of the word.

fantastic four
That's my nose, genius. These are my lips.
274839 That's my nose, genius... These are my lips.

fantastic four
Let's see if we can get blood from a stone.
274745 Let's see if we can get blood from a stone.

fantastic four
How bad is it? You know, I used to smoke.
274559 How bad is it? You know I used to smoke.

fantastic four
Look around.  I'll get us drinks.  They always let blind girls cut the line.
274840 Look around. I'll get us drinks. They always let blind girls cut the line.

fantastic four
Had a little relapse, huh? Welcome back!
274985 Had a little relapse, huh?

fantastic four
Tell me, when you grew up in Brooklyn, how many astronauts did you know?  You went your own way then. You didn't listen to people. So why start now?
274814 Tell me. When you grew up in Brooklyn, how many astronauts did you know? You went your own way then. You didn't listen to people. So why start now...?

fantastic four
Get me on the a.m. shows, Larry King, cover of the Journal. Gonna have to do something about this scar. Make sure they only shoot me from my left side.
274360 Get me on the AM shows, Larry King, cover of the Journal... I've got to do something about this scar. Make sure they only shoot my right side.

fantastic mr fox
That was pure wild animal craziness.
275676 Ash, that was pure, wild animal craziness. You're an athlete. Ash swallows. He beams. He sits up straighter.

fantastic mr fox
One of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail for a necktie.
275355 One of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail as a necktie by now.

fantastic mr fox
I love you, but I should have never married you.
275477 I love you, too, but I shouldn't have married you. Mrs. Fox turns and walks away. Fox stares after her. He goes over to Ash.

fantastic mr fox
If what I think is happening, IS happening... It better not be.
275268 If what I think is happening is

fantastic mr fox
Y'all are trespassin' now. *Illegally*.
275233 Y'all are trespassin', now. Illegally. 'Round these parts, we don't take kindly to cider poachers. Fox and Rat stare at each other. Fox says, finally:

fantastic mr fox
Honey, I am seven fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don't want to live in a hole anymore, and I'm going to do something about it.
275073 I'm seven non-fox-years old now. My father died at seven and a half. I don't want to live in a hole anymore, and I'm going to do something about it. Fox kisses Mrs. Fox's paw. He suddenly eats three slices of toast in a second and a half, savagely but neatly. He stands and picks up his cup of coffee.

fantastic voyage
The medieval philosophers were right. Man is the center of the universe. We stand in the middle of infinity between outer and inner space, and there's no limit to either.
275957 The Medieval Philosophers were right... <Man> is the center of the Universe... We stand in the middle of Infinity, between Outer and Inner Space. And there's no limit to either.

fantastic voyage
You'll wind up a Hindu; and love all forms of life, no matter how small.
276229 You'll wind up a Hindu. Respecting all forms of life -- however small...

fantastic voyage
How much can a man give to his country?
275858 How much can a man give to his country?

fargo
Just keep it still back there, lady, or we're going to have to, you know, shoot you.
276672 ... Let's keep still back there, lady, or we're gonna have to, ya know, to shoot ya.

fargo
I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.
276759 I'm not sure I agree with you a hunnert percent on your policework, there, Lou.

fargo
Mind if I sit down? I'm carrying quite a load here.
276998 Huh? Do you mind if I sit down - I'm carrying quite a load here.

fargo
I decided not to park there.
276964 Yeah, I decided not to park here.

fargo
Oh for Pete's sake, he's fleeing the interview! He's fleeing the interview!
277209 ... For Pete's s- he's fleein' the interview. He's feelin' the interview...

fargo
But you're sayin'... what are ya sayin'?
276649 You're sayin' - what're you sayin'?

fargo
Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me.
276822 Ah, ya got Arbie's all o'er me.

fargo
OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.
276723 Okay, so we got a state trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, and these folks drive by, and we got a high-speed pursuit, ends here, and this execution-type deal.

fargo
I'm not talking about your damn word, Jerry.
276660 I'm not talkin' about your damn word, Jerry. Geez, what the heck're you?... Well, look, I don't want to cut you out of the loop, but his here's a good deal. I assume, if you're not innarested, you won't mind if we move on it independently.

fargo
How was everything today?
276789 How was everything today?

fast times at ridgemont high
I think I just came... didn't you feel it?
278006 I think I came. Didn't you feel it?

fast times at ridgemont high
You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.
277552 You... are a wuss. Part wimp. Part pussy.

fast times at ridgemont high
Hey, wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here!
277627 Hey! Wait a minute! There's no birthday party for me here!

fast times at ridgemont high
Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!
278165 Awesome. Totally awesome.

fast times at ridgemont high
What do you mean, better in bed? Either you do it or you don't.
277488 What do you mean 'better in bed.' You either do it or you don't.

fast times at ridgemont high
Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
277707 I hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold.

fast times at ridgemont high
I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.
277566 I can see it all now. This is going to be just like the girl you fell in love with at Fotomat this summer. You bought forty bucks of fuckin' film and you never even talked to her.

fast times at ridgemont high
Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand.
277431 Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand.

fast times at ridgemont high
Brad, your sister's turning into a fox!
277428 Your sister is really turning into a fox.

fast times at ridgemont high
This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
277440 This is U.S. History, right? I saw the globe in the window.

fast times at ridgemont high
That kid's been stoned since the third grade
277436 That guy has been stoned since the third grade.

fast times at ridgemont high
Jeez. Doesn't anyone fucking knock any more?
277932 Doesn't anybody fuckin' knock anymore?

fatal instinct
You stay away from my wife, my life, my home, and my skunk!
279018 Stay away from my life, my wife, my home and my pets! I'm taking Lana on a vacation and when I come back, I don't ever want to see your face again!

fatal instinct
What are you gonna do? Blow me away?
279085 What're you gonna do, Ned? Blow me away?

fatal instinct
You really are incredibly stupid, aren't you? I like that in a man.
278296 You really are incredibly stupid, aren't you? I like that in a man.

fear and loathing in las vegas
It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull.
279131 It's okay. He's admiring the shape of your skull.

fear and loathing in las vegas
All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy him.
279501 All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet.

fear and loathing in las vegas
Did they pay you to screw that bear?
279338 Do they pay you to screw that bear?

fear and loathing in las vegas
There's one thing you should probably understand... *Can you hear me?* Good. I want you to have all the background. This is a very ominous assignment, with overtones of extreme personal danger. I'm a Doctor of Journalism! This is important, goddammit! This is a fucking true story!
279133 That's good. Because I want you to have all the background. This is a very ominous assignment -- with overtones of extreme personal danger. I'm a Doctor of Journalism! This is important, goddamnit! This is a true story!...

fear and loathing in las vegas
That'll blast you right through the wall. You'll be stone dead in ten seconds. Shit, they'll make me explain things!
279407 Not me. It would blast you through the wall -- stone dead in ten seconds and they'd make me explain it!

fear and loathing in las vegas
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
279847 There he goes -- one of God's own prototypes -- a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

fear and loathing in las vegas
That bastard isn't gonna get away with this. I mean, what is going on in this country when a scumsucker like that can get away with sandbagging a doctor of journalism? Can you tell me that?
279184 And eat them! That bastard won't get away with this! What's going on in this country when a scum sucker like that can get away with sandbagging a Doctor of Journalism?

fear and loathing in las vegas
I'm not really sure I can answer that, but what I can say is that if Margaret Mead, at her age, smoked grass... she'd have one hell of a trip!
279584 I really don't know, but at her age, if she did smoke grass, she'd have one hell of a trip!

fear and loathing in las vegas
If I were you, I'd leave the Doctor alone until after he's eaten his breakfast because he's a very crude man.  Jesus God!
279459 Of course. But if I were you, I'd leave the Doctor alone until after he's eaten breakfast. He's a very crude man.

fear and loathing in las vegas
I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.
279210 I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo. And somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things! It won't be long before they tear us to shreds!

fear and loathing in las vegas
Dogs fucked the Pope... no fault of mine.
279315 Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine. Watch out!... Why money? My name is Brinks; I was born... Born?

fear and loathing in las vegas
Now this was a superior machine. Ten grand worth of gimmicks and high-priced special effects. The rear windows lit up with a touch like frogs in a dynamite pond. The dashboard was full of esoteric lights and dials and meters that I would never understand.
279505 This was a superior machine -- ten grand worth of gimmicks and high price special effects. The rear windows leapt up with a touch like frogs in a dynamited pond. The dashboard was full of esoteric lights and dials and meters that I would never understand.

fear and loathing in las vegas
A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip.
279319 A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth but, nobody should be asked to handle this trip.

fear and loathing in las vegas
Yeah, I know. I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime, and I did it anyways. Shit, why argue? I'm a fucking criminal, look at me.
279481 Yeah. I know. I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime but I did it anyway. Shit, why argue? I'm a fucking criminal.

fear and loathing in las vegas
If the pigs were gathering in Vegas, I felt the drug culture should be represented as well. And there was a certain bent appeal in the notion of running a savage burn on one Las Vegas hotel, and then just wheeling across town and checking into another. Me and a thousand ranking cops from all over America. Why not? Move confidently into their midst.
279506 If the Pigs were gathering in Vegas, I felt the Drug Culture should be represented as well... and there was a certain bent appeal in the notion of running a savage burn on one Las Vegas hotel and then just wheeling across town and checking into another.

fear and loathing in las vegas
One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.
279119 One toke. You poor fool. Wait till you see those goddamn bats.

fear and loathing in las vegas
I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the Fear.
279323 I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting The Fear.

fear and loathing in las vegas
Don't take any guff from these fucking swine.
279155 Don't take any guff from these swine. Now we need a sound store with the finest equipment. Nothing dinky. One of those new Belgian Heliowatts with a voice-activated shotgun mike, for picking up conversations in oncoming cars.

fear and loathing in las vegas
I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
279445 Stay calm. Stay calm. I'm a relatively respectable citizen -- a multiple felon, perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.

fear and loathing in las vegas
You people just don't understand! This car is property of the World Bank, that money goes to Italy!
279768 You poor fools don't understand, do you? This car is the property of the World Bank! That money goes to

fear and loathing in las vegas
There was only one road back to L.A. - U.S. Interstate 15. Just a flat-out high speed burn through Baker and Barstow and Berdoo. Then onto the Hollywood Freeway, and straight on into frantic oblivion. Safety. Obscurity. Just another freak, in the freak kingdom.
279851 There was only one road back to L.A. US Interstate 15, just a flat-out high speed burn through Baker and Barstow and Berdoo, then on to the Hollywood Freeway straight into frantic oblivion: safety, obscurity, just another freak in the Freak Kingdom.

fear and loathing in las vegas
Shit, he's killing himself!
279403 Shit, he's killing himself!

fear and loathing in las vegas
...hamburger stand, she's a waitress about 16 years old. They chopped her goddamn head off right there in the parking lot. Then they cut all kinds of holes in her and sucked out the blood. They were after the peneal gland I think. Yeah. Nah, how's ya mama?
279611 Do? Jesus Christ, man. They chopped her goddamn head off right there in the parking lot! Then they cut all kinds of holes in her head and sucked out the blood!

fear and loathing in las vegas
The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.
279805 The possibility of physical and mental collapse is very real... No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

fear and loathing in las vegas
Wear some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive. Impossible to walk in this muck. No footing at all.
279209 Order some golf shoes. Otherwise, we'll never get out of this place alive. It's impossible to walk in this muck -- no footing at all...

fear and loathing in las vegas
I've never missed a plane yet.
279838 Never missed a plane yet.

fear and loathing in las vegas
Step right up and shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
279322 Step right up! Shoot the pasties off the nipples of this ten-foot bull-dyke and win a cotton candy goat!

fear and loathing in las vegas
With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
279430 With a bit of luck his life was ruined -- forever thinking that just behind some narrow door in all his favorite bars, men in red Pendleton shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

fear and loathing in las vegas
What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?
279716 What kind of rat-bastard psychotic would play that song -- right now, at this moment?

fear and loathing in las vegas
Is this not a reasonable place to park?
279293 Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?

fear and loathing in las vegas
Finish the fucking story man! What happened? What about the glands?
279710 FINISH THE FUCKING STORY! What happened?! What about the glands?

fear and loathing in las vegas
Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.
279318 Bazooko Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.

fear and loathing in las vegas
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes.
279466 Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing -- intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out! The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee!

fear and loathing in las vegas
You drive. You drive. I think there's something wrong with me.
279351 You drive! I think there's something wrong with me.

fear and loathing in las vegas
Total control now. Tooling along the main drag on a Saturday night in Vegas. Two good old boys in a fire-apple red convertible. Stoned. Ripped. Twisted. Good people.
279283 Total control now. Tooling along the main drag on a Saturday night in Vegas, two good old boys in a fire apple red convertible... stoned, ripped, twisted... Good people!

fear and loathing in las vegas
One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
279385 One of the things you learn, after years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eyes.

fear and loathing in las vegas
My attorney had never been able to accept the notion, often espoused by former drug abusers, that you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them, and neither have I for that matter.
279424 My attorney had never been able to accept the notion -- often espoused by former drug abusers -- that you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them. And neither have I, for that matter.

fear and loathing in las vegas
You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus.
279777 You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! You killed Jesus!

fear and loathing in las vegas
We cant stop here this is bat country.
279121 We can't stop here - this is bat country!

fear and loathing in las vegas
Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We were, after all, the absolute cream of the national sporting press.
279239 Those of us who had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts. We wanted strong drink. We were, after all, the Absolute Cream of the National Sporting Press and we were gathered here, in Las Vegas, for a very special assignment. And when it comes to things like this you don't fool around.

fear and loathing in las vegas
Our vibrations were getting nasty. But why? Was there no communication in this car? Had we deteriorated to the level of dumb beasts?
279135 Our vibrations were getting nasty -- but why? Was there no communication in this car? Had we deteriorated to the level of dumb beasts?

fear and loathing in las vegas
Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant.
279431 Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime -- the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant.

ferris bueller's day off
Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
280772 Ferris Bueller. You know him?

ferris bueller's day off
Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
281365 Cameron's never been in love. At least no one's ever been in love with him. He's gonna marry the first girl he lays. And she's gonna treat him like shit because he's gonna kiss her ass for giving him what he's built-up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existance. She won't respect him because you can't respect someone who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

ferris bueller's day off
Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole!
280855 Pardon my French but you're an asshole!

ferris bueller's day off
You have reached the Coughlin Brothers Mortuary. We're deeply sorry we are not able to come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number, we will get back to you as soon as humanly possible.
280969 You have reached the Coughlin Bros. Mortuary. We are unable to come to the phone right now but if you'll leave your name and number...

ferris bueller's day off
Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?
281197 Do you realize that if I played by the rules, right now I'd be in gym?

ferris bueller's day off
Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft.
281361 They've been in pocket. They're real soft and warm.

ferris bueller's day off
Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
280782 He's very popular, Ed. Sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, pinheads, dweebies, wonkers, richies, they all adore him.

ferris bueller's day off
Excuse me: if whoever was in this house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a *scorching* case of herpes.
281331 Excuse me. If whoever's in the house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I have just called the police. If you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get your ass out of my house real quick.

ferris bueller's day off
Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.
280690 Not that I condone fascism. Or and "isms". "Isms", in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an "ism". He should believe in himself. John Lennon said it on his first solo album. "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." A good point there. Afterall, he was the Walrus.

ferris bueller's day off
If anyone needs a day off, it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. Can't be wound up this tight and go to college, his roommate will kill him.
280722 If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron. He has alot of things to sort out before he graduates. He can't be wound this tight and go to college. His roommate'll kill him. I've come close myself. But I like him. He's a little easier to take when you know why he's like he is. The boy cannot relax. Pardon by French but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. And Cameron would worry that he'd owe taxes on it.

ferris bueller's day off
Peterson home on line one. And watch your mouth this time.
280965 Watch your mouth this time.

fight club
It must've been Tuesday. He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.
282485 It must've been Tuesday. he was wearing his "cornflower-blue" tie.

fight club
With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything's far away. Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.
282482 With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.

fight club
You wanna see pain? Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights. See the guys with testicular cancer. That's pain.
282506 You want to see pain? Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights. See the guys with testicular cancer. That's pain.

fight club
You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.
283614 I'm not paying this back. I consider it "asshole tax."

fight club
We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
282809 A generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is the answer we really need.

fight club
I've got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.
282907 Me too. I got a stomach full of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. Might've been too much.

fight club
Tell him. Tell him, The liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perceptions.
283002 "The liberator who destroyed my property has re-aligned my paradigm of perception."

fight club
You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.
282842 You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.

fight club
His name is Robert Paulson.
283428 His name is Robert Paulson.

fight club
It's just, when you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it. That's the last sofa I'm gonna need. Whatever else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled.
282714 You buy furniture. You tell yourself: this is the last sofa I'll ever need. No matter what else happens, I've got the sofa issue handled. Then, the right set of dishes. The right dinette.

fight club
In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.
283316 In the world I see -- you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You will wear leather clothes that last you the rest of your life. You will climb the wrist- thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and laying-strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of the ruins of a superhighway.

fight club
Deja vu - all over again.
283552 Deja vu, all over again...

fight club
Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry.
282518 Go ahead, Cornelius. You can cry.

fight club
Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected.
282530 Every evening I died and every evening I was born again. Resurrected.

fight club
I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of... wherever.
282498 I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of wherever.

fight club
When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.
282543 When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep and you're never really awake. I hadn't slept in four days...

fight club
This is a chemical burn. It will hurt more than you've ever been burned before. You will have a scar.
283040 This is a chemical burn. It will hurt more than you've ever been burned and you will have a scar.

fight club
And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.
282519 Then... something happened. I was lost in oblivion -- dark and silent and complete.

fight club
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
282636 On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

fight club
Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.
282850 The first rule of fight club is -- you don't talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is -- you don't talk about fight club. The third rule of fight club is -- when someone says "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over. Fourth rule is -- only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule -- one fight at a time. Sixth rule -- no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule -- fights go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule -- if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.

fight club
This isn't a real suicide-thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.
282909 This isn't a for-real suicide thing. This is probably one of those cry-for- help things.

fight club
Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.
282651 Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.

fight club
You had to give it to him: he had a plan. And it started to make sense, in a Tyler sort of way. No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.
283247 He had a plan. Maybe you just didn't see it till it hit you between the eyes. But, it started to make sense... in a Tyler sort of way. No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.

fight club
Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.
283005 "I reject the basic assumptions of civilization, including material possession."

fight club
You said that if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you, we gotta get his balls.
283627 You know the drill. You said if anyone ever tries to interfere with Project Mayhem, even you, we got to get his balls.

fight club
It's called a changeover. The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.
282762 It's called a "changeover." The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.

fight club
In death, a member of project mayhem has a name, his name is robert paulsen.
283426 In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name.

fight club
Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.
282590 Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.

fight club
Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.
282517 Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.

fight club
Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
283064 Tyler sold the soap to department stores at twenty bucks a Ear. God knows what they charged. How ironic. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

fight club
We have front row seats for this theatre of mass destruction. The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this, because Tyler knows this.
282470 We have front row seats for this Theater of Mass Destruction. The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of ten buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges, and those buildings will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this because Tyler knows this.

fight club
You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
282666 You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.

fight club
You don't know where I've been. You don't know where I've been. Just let us have the basement, Lou!
282779 I don't know, either. I want to find out. I've never been hit, have you?

fight club
Like so many others, I had become a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.
282490 Like everyone else, I had become a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.

fight club
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
283135 I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise.

fight club
I've been going to Debtor's Anonymous. You want to see some really fucked-up people...
282905 I've been going to debtor's anonymous. You want to see some truly fucked up people?

fight club
If I didn't say anything, people always assumed the worst.
282523 If I didn't say anything, people assumed the worst. They cried harder. I cried harder.

fight club
Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. My parents pulled this exact same act for years.
283010 Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.

fight club
When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.
282483 When deep space exploration ramps up, it will be corporations that name everything. The IBM Stellar Sphere. The Philip Morris Galaxy. Planet Starbucks.

fight club
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
282756 I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

fight club
You met me at a very strange time in my life.
283766 I'm sorry... you met me at a very strange time in my life.

fight club
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
282940 I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.

fight club
Fuck you! Fuck Fight Club! Fuck Marla! I am sick of all your shit!
283308 Fuck my life. Fuck fight club. Fuck you and fuck Marla. I'm sick of this. How's that?

fight club
I am Jack's cold sweat.
282988 I am Jack's Cold Sweat.

fight club
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
282630 If you wake up at a different time and in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

fight club
Something on your mind, dear?
283273 Something on your mind?

fight club
Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.
283038 The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes. Like the first monkeys shot into space.

fight club
It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.
282577 It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.

fight club
I flipped through catalogs and wondered: What kind of dining set defines me as a person?
282496 I would flip through catalogs and wonder, "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?" We used to read pornography. Now it was the Horchow Collection.

fight club
After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down.
282859 After fight club, everything else in your life gets the volume turned down. You can deal with anything.

fight club
When the fight was over, nothing was solved, but nothing mattered. We all felt saved.
282878 When the fight was over, nothing was solved, but nothing mattered.

fight club
I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened.
282978 I got right in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. I'm comfortable with them. I am enlightened.

fight club
He was full of pep. Must've had his grande-latte enema.
282488 He was full of pep. Must've had his grande latte enema.

fight club
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
283140 I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.

fight club
Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.
283278 Fight club was the beginning. Now it's out of the basements and there's a name for it -- Project Mayhem.

fight club
The things you own end up owning you.
282736 The things you own, they end up owning you.

fight club
God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.
283315 We just had a near-life experience.

fight club
A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
282864 A guy came to fight club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

fight club
We have just lost cabin pressure.
283490 We've just lost cabin pressure.

fight club
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
282680 ... As I squeeze past, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

fight club
I wasn't really dying. I wasn't host to cancer or parasites. I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around.
282525 I wasn't really dying, I wasn't host to cancer or parasites; I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around.

fight club
You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
283617 You are the worst thing that ever happened to me.

fight club
Don't worry. It's all taken care of, sir.
282928 Don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

final destination
You tried to capitalize but I caught you, you fuck! Yeah, I can beat you. Not forever, but I've got this cabin rigged to beat you now!
284191 Rusted. Tetanus. Nice touch. I overlooked it. You tried to capitalize. But I caught you, you fuck. I can beat you. Not forever, but I got this cabin rigged to beat you NOW!

final destination
In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes.
283989 ... there are no accidents. No coincidencess. No mishaps. And no... escapes.

final destination
There they go, here we stay.
283871 There they go and here we stay.

final destination
You got this? No one gets back on board. That's my call!
283854 No one gets back on board. That's my

final destination
I won't let it happen, okay?
284189 Hey, I won't let it happen, okay.

final destination
And I fucking hated French class!
284155 And I fuckin' HATED FRENCH CLASS!

final destination
I got this feeling... a weird feeling.
283884 I got this... feeling... a weird feeling... I can't explain it...

final destination
You already did that by walking off the plane. Now you gotta out when and how it'll come back at you. Play your hunch, Alex. If you think you can get away from it. But beware the risk of cheating the plan, disrespecting the design... could initiate a horrifying fury that would terrorize even the Grim Reaper - and you don't even want to fuck with that MacDaddy.
283996 You already did that by walking off the plane. Now you gotta out when Play your hunch, Alex. If you think you can get away from it. But beware the risk of cheating the And you don't even want to fuck with

final destination
Because of you, I'm still alive.  Thank you.
283924 Because of you... I'm still alive.

final destination
You have a responsibility to tell me!
284143 You have a responsibility to tell me.

final destination
I knew I shoulda hit on Tammy in the pool that time.
284140 Shoulda felt up Tammy in the pool, that time...

final destination
It depends on which one of us is next.
284105 Because he knows which one of us is next.

final destination
Please tell me I'm gonna get to see the Jets win the Super Bowl!
284138 Please tell me I'm gonna get to see the Jets win the Super Bowl.

final destination 2
I know what I have to do to save us. I have to die.
284825 You can't cheat destiny. I know what I have to do to save us. I have to die.

final destination 2
If it is my time to go and be in heaven with my family, I can accept that.
284606 If it's my time to go, to be in heaven with my family, then I can accept that.

final destination 2
Hello, Clear. I've been expecting you.
284481 Hello, Clear. I've been keeping an eye out for you.

final destination 2
Yeah, like, what if we're all getting that "Diff'rent Strokes" curse or something?
284358 Yeah, you're acting like we all just got the Diff'rent Strokes curse or something.

final destination 2
There's gonna be a huge accident. Everybody's gonna die!
284289 There's going to be a huge accident! Everyone's gonna die. All of us! I saw it!

final destination 2
We're *all* going to die.
284470 But we're all going to die. We can't stop it. It's just a matter of time. I'm so scared.

final destination 2
Dead, yet still fresh.
284488 Dead. But still fresh.

final destination 2
Which means death could be coming for us?
284352 Which means Death could be coming for us.

final destination 2
Ever hear of the ozone layer, asshole?
284276 Ever hear of the Ozone layer, asshole?

finding nemo
To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie.
286056 Quick! To the top of Mt. Wannahockaloogie!

finding nemo
I'm having fish tonight.
285179 I'm havin' fish tonight!

finding nemo
Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to them.
285571 Aah, I've lost count. Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to 'ya.

finding nemo
...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
286204 So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says : 'with fronds like these, who needs anemones?'!

finding nemo
Kid, if there's anything you need, just ask your auntie Deb. That's me. Or if I'm not around, you can talk to my sister, Flo.  Hi, how are ya? Don't listen to anything my sister says, she's nuts!
285244 Kid, if there's anything you need, just ask your auntie Deb, that's me. Or if I'm not around, you can always talk to my sister Flo. Hi,how are you? Don't listen to anything my sister says, she's nuts! Ha ha ha ha!

finding nemo
Something's wrong with you, really.
285090 Something's wrong with you, really. You're wasting my time. I have to find my son.

finding nemo
Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place.
285269 Ugh! The human mouth is a disgusting place.

finding nemo
Dolphins, yeah! They think they're so cute. "Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you. Ain't I something?"
285113 Dolphins! Yeah, they think they're sooo cute! 'Hey, look at me. I'm a flippin' little dolphin! Let me flip for 'ya! Ain't I a somethin'!'

finding nemo
The dropoff? They're going to the dropoff? What - what are you insane? Why not just fry them up now and serve them with chips?
285001 They just gotta grow up--the drop off?! They're going to the drop off?! Wh-what are you, insane?! Why don't we fry 'em up now and serve them with chips!?

finding nemo
Hi there. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.
285279 An outie. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I ever took a snap at you. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.

finding nemo
I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead.
285368 I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead.

finding nemo
Hey. You guys made me ink.
285017 Aw, you guys made me ink.

finding nemo
Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word "escape."
285190 Look, here's something! 'ESSS-CA-PE'! I wonder what that means. It's funny, it's spelled just like the word 'escape'.

finding nemo
Oh. Intro- Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.
285648 Oh, intro. Jellyman, Offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.

finding nemo
I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
285111 'I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food'.

finding nemo
You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo.
285913 No, you can't! You think you could do these things but you can't, Nemo!

finding nemo
All drains lead to the ocean.
285569 All drains lead to the ocean, kid.

finding nemo
If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.
285086 If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny! And I know funny..I'm a clownfish!

finding nemo
Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.
285654 Curl away, my son. Aw, it's awesome, Jellyman. Little dudes are just eggs, leave 'em on the beach to hatch, then coo-coo-ca-choo, they find their way back to the big 'ol blue.

finding nemo
Uh, Dad, you can let go now.
286227 Uh, dad, you can let go now.

finding nemo
Of course he wants us to move over there. That's EATING US.
285905 Of course he wants us to go there! That's eating us! How do I taste, Moby!? Huh!? Do I taste good!? You tell him I'm not interested in being lunch!

finding nemo
I didn't come this far to be breakfast.
285977 No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast!

finding nemo
I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!
285884 No, you're insane! You can't speak whale! I have to get out! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!

finding nemo
He really doesn't mean it, you know! He never even knew his father!
285195 He really doesn't mean it, y'know! He never even knew his father!

finding nemo
That's the shortest red light I've ever seen!
286242 That's the shortest red light I've ever seen!

finding nemo
See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this.
284973 See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles but you can't really tell.Especially when I twirl them like this.

fletch
Thank god, the... police.
288126 Thank God, the police.

fletch
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
287758 Can I borrow your towel for a minute?

fletch
Look, defenseless babies!
287669 Look! Defenseless babies!

forrest gump
You guys get that pig unfucked and get it on the tree line!
289499 Goddammit, Mac! Get that pig unfucked and get it in the treeline!

forrest gump
Coons? Well raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom!
289243 Coons? When raccoons try to get on our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom.

forrest gump
I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.
289667 Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.

forrest gump
She got the cancer and died on a Tuesday. I bought her a new hat with little flowers on it. And that's all I have to say about that.
289916 She had got the cancer and died on a Tuesday. I bought her a new hat with little flowers on it.

forrest gump
When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.
289838 Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flex- O-Ping-Pong Paddle." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat.

forrest gump
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
289942 Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks.

forrest gump
He should not be hitting you, Jenny.
289665 He should not be hitting you, Jenny.

forrest gump
You know it's funny what a young man recollects? 'Cause I don't remember bein' born. I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the wide world.
289139 I, I... don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But, I do remember the first time I heard the sweetiest voice...

forrest gump
You can sit here if ya want.
289141 You can sit here if you want.

forrest gump
And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doin it so much, I cut that grass for free.
289932 And 'cause I was godzillionaire and I liked doing it so much. I cut that grass for free.

forrest gump
Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate?
289055 Hello. My name's Forrest Gump.

forrest gump
Listen, you promise me something, OK? Just if you're ever in trouble, don't be brave. You just run, OK? Just run away.
289422 Listen, you promise me something, okay? Just if you're ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, you just run, okay? Just run away.

forrest gump
Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
290110 ...always said dyin' was a part of life.

forrest gump
Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream.  Lieutenant Dan, ice cream.
289560 Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream. Lieutenant Dan, ice cream.

forrest gump
I never thanked you for saving my life.
289891 Forrest, I never thanked you for saving my life.

forrest gump
Yeah, sir, you might want to send a maintenance man over to that office across the way. The lights are off, and they must be looking for a fuse box, 'cause them flashlights, they keep me awake.
289805 Yeah, sir, you might want to send a maintenance man over to that office across the way. The lights are off, and they must be looking for the fuse box or something, 'cause them flashlights they're, they're keeping me awake.

forrest gump
I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan. She tasted like cigarettes.
289792 I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan. She tastes like cigarettes.

forrest gump
That boy sure is a runnin' fool!
289188 That boy sure is a running fool.

forrest gump
Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere.
289062 Momma said they'd take my anywhere.

forrest gump
Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.
289076 Momma always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.

forrest gump
That's all I have to say about that.
289554 That's all I have to say about that.

forrest gump
Her dream had come true. She was a folk singer.
289387 Her dream had come true. She was a folk singer.

forrest gump
That kid may be the stupidest son of a bitch I've ever seen, but he sure is fast!
289234 He must be the stupidest son-of-a- bitch alive. But he sure is fast!

forrest gump
Gump, how can you watch that stupid shit? Turn it off.
289565 Gump, how can you watch that stupid shit? Turn it off!

four rooms
We did it right there in the big cauldron.
290929 We did it right there, in the big cauldron!

four rooms
Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking problems. Plural.
291390 What's the problem? I don't got a problem, I got fuckin' problems! Wanna hear?

four rooms
Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right fucking now. Buenas noches.
291392 Well, most recently, there's room 716. There's a scary Mexican gangster dude pokin' his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's the putrid rotting corpse of a dead whore stuffed in the springs of a bed. There're rooms blazing afire... There's a needle from God knows where stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what, and finally, there's me walking out the fuckin' door right now! Buenas noches.

four rooms
How can I stop talking about something that's so HUGE?
291119 It's hard to stop talking about something so huge. I could go on and on about his cock, bone, nob, bishop, wang, thang, hotrod. Hump mobile, Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami. Sausage, kielbasa, schlong, dink, tool, Big Ben, Mister Happy, prick, disk, pecker, peter, pee-pee, wee-wee, weiner, pisser, pistol, joint, hose, horn, middle-leg, third- leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick.

four rooms
Unfortunately, you don't have the balls to back up the actions of your huge cock.
291110 What didn't you do, stick man? Unfortunately, you don't have the balls to back up the actions of your huge cock.

four rooms
Goddess Diana, fail you I will. / I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill. / I had him erect and his semen would follow. / Alas, I was hot. So hot that I swallowed.
290859 Great Goddess Diana, fail you I will, I was to bring fresh sperm from my Bill. I had him erect, and his semen would follow But alas I was hot, so hot that I swallowed.

four rooms
There's no needles here kid, just a big fucking gun!
291010 What? We ain't got any needles here, kid. Just a big fucking gun.

four rooms
I'm gonna tell ya what the fuck I'm talking about! I drive a motherfucking Honda that my sister sold me, ya hear what I'm saying? A little white motherfucking Honda Civic!
291527 I drive a motherfuckin' Honda my sister sold me. You hear what I'm sayin'? A little white motherfuckin' Honda Civic. You see this shit?! "Hollywood's hottest new star, next to America's hottest old car." Now you take a good look at that machine that this motherfucker over here is standing next to. That's a 1964 nigger-red, rag-top Chevy Corvelle. And I love that car more'n I love hips, lips, and fingertips. Cut to we sittin' here celebrating, gettin' high, drinkin' champagne --

four rooms
I'm coming up and if there isn't a dead body by the time I get there, I'll make one myself. You!
291321 I'm coming up and if there isn't a dead body by the time I get there, I'll make one myself. You!

four rooms
Your dad says he doesn't trust babysitters. Well, can't say I blame him. I had a babysitter myself once...
291289 Your dad says he doesn't trust babysitters. I don't blame him. You know what my babysitter did to me once? I never told my parents, either.

four rooms
Everybody starts out as strangers, Ted. It's where we end up that counts.
291043 Everyone starts out strangers, Ted, it's where we end up that counts. Hurry up.

fracture
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
292237 Even a broken clock gets to be right twice a day.

fracture
You know what nobody understands about certain kinds of low pay public service work, every now and then you get put a fucking stake in a bad guys heart. I'm not supposed to talk about that when I visit third grade classes for career day and it doesn't get you very far in the country club locker room, but its hard to beat when you actually get to do it.
292173 You know what nobody understands about certain kinds of underpaid public service work? Now and then you get to put a fucking stake in a bad guy's heart. We're not supposed to talk about that when we visit a third-grade class on Career Day, and it doesn't get you very far into the country-club locker room - but it's hard to beat when you actually get to do it.

fracture
Is it safe to say that the person who inflicted this wound intended to kill?
291939 Dr. Kang, is it safe to say that someone inflicting this kind of wound intended to kill?

fracture
I appreciate your concern for the dignity of the court 007, Unfortunately, the man is a tax-paying citizen and entitled by our constitution to try and manipulate the legal system like everybody else.
291759 I appreciate your concern for the dignity of my courtroom, Mr. Slocum - considering you're making the argument dressed as a game-show host. Unfortunately, the man is a tax-paying citizen, entitled by our Constitution to try and manipulate the legal system, like everybody else.

frankenstein
I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.
294140 I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine. And rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will demonically indulge the other. That choice is yours. You're the one who set this in motion, Frankenstein.

frankenstein
Don't bother to scream.
294219 Don't bother to scream.

frankenstein
I'd keep my promises if I were you.
294225 I keep my promises.

frequency
I'm still here, Chief.
297000 I'm still here, Chief.

frequency
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, pal.
296258 Coulda, woulda, shoulda, pal.

frequency
Ya'know the past is a funny thing, we all got skeletons in closet and ya never when one is gonna pop up and bite ya in the a...
296858 The past is a funny thing. We've all got skeletons in the closet. You just never know when they're gonna pop up and bite you in the ass, Carl.

friday the 13th
What hath God wrought?
297232 What hath God wrought?

friday the 13th
Well, hi. What are you doing out in this mess?
297415 Hi. What are you doing out in this mess?

friday the 13th part iii
Is that all you're gonna do this weekend? Smoke dope?
297550 Is that all you two are gonna do this weekend...smoke dope?

friday the 13th part iii
Would you be yourself, if you looked like this?
297534 Would you be yourself...  ...if you looked this this?

friday the 13th part iii
Hey, the van's on fire!
297546 Hey!  The van's on fire!

friday the 13th part viii jason takes manhattan
Night time is the right time.
298074 The night time is the right time.

friday the 13th part viii jason takes manhattan
Just use the combos, and keep the feet light...
298385 Use the combos and keep the feet light...

friday the 13th part viii jason takes manhattan
You're dead meat, slimeball!  Hey, it's cool, man! It's cool!
298444 You're dead meat, slime bag.

friday the 13th part viii jason takes manhattan
Walking corpses are not real.
298233 Walking corpses are not real!

friday the 13th part viii jason takes manhattan
Facing your fear doesn't always conquer it.
298045 Facing your fear doesn't always conquer it.

friday the 13th part viii jason takes manhattan
Go ahead... take your best shot, motherfucker!
298386 Take your best shot, motherfucker...

from dusk till dawn
OK, ramblers. Let's get rambling.
298742 Okay, ramblers, let's get to rambling.

from dusk till dawn
I swear to God in Jesus Christ's name.
299168 I swear to God, in Jesus Christ's name.

from dusk till dawn
Every person who... chooses the service of God as his life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk. Many, many times during your life you will look at your reflection in a mirror and ask yourself: am I a fool? I'm not going through a lapse; what I've experienced is closer to awakening.
298553 Kate, give your old man a little credit. Every person who chooses the service of God as their life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk. Many, many times during your life you'll look at your reflection in the mirror and ask yourself, am I a fool? We've all done it. I'm not going through a lapse. What I've experienced is closer to awakening. I'm not trying to shake your faith. I've just decided not to devote my life to God anymore.

from dusk till dawn
Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!
298932 Take advantage of our penny pussy sale. Buy any piece of pussy a tour regular price, you get another piece of pussy, of equal or lesser value, for a penny. Now try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!

from dusk till dawn
Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse.
298498 Yeah, well, your best better get a helluva lot fuckin' better, or you're gonna feel a helluva fuckin' lot worse.

from dusk till dawn
Here is the peace in death I could not give you in life.
299043 Richie, here's the peace in death I could never give you in life.

from dusk till dawn
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got  smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
298907 Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, mule pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!

from dusk till dawn
You touch my brother with that stake, biker, and vampires won't have to suck your blood. They'll be able to lick it up off the floor.
299036 Touch my brother with that stake, biker, and vampires won't need to suck your blood, they'll be able to lick it up off the floor.

from dusk till dawn
Yo monkeyman!  Anything you got to say to them, say to me first.
299029 Anything you gotta say to them, say to me first.

from dusk till dawn
Okay hard drinkers, let's drink hard. I'm buyin'.
298909 Okay hard drinkers, let's drink hard. I'm buyin'.

from dusk till dawn
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.
299209 Kate honey, I may be a bastard. But I'm not a fuckin' bastard.

from dusk till dawn
Fight now, cry later.
299169 Fight now, cry later.

from dusk till dawn
"Low profile." Do you know what the words "low profile" mean?
298524 Low profile. Do you know what the words "low profile" mean?

from dusk till dawn
All right, vampire killers... let's kill some fucking vampires.
299156 Okay, vampire killers, let's kill some fuckin' vampires.

from dusk till dawn
You know what they say about me? I suck!
299031 You know what everybody says about me? I suck!

frozen
You're gonna be okay, baby. You're gonna be okay.
299724 You're gonna be OK, baby.

funny people
You're my best friend, and I don't even like you.
302245 Give me a break. I don't even know you.

galaxy quest
Whoever wrote this episode should DIE.
305579 Whoever wrote this episode should DIE.

galaxy quest
Oh, of course! IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
305319 Oh right, of course... It's always about YOU, isn't it?!

galaxy quest
I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze.
305494 I avoided capture using the Mak'tar stealth haze.  Where is everyone?

galaxy quest
How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me.
305657 Well isn't this adorable. The actors have decided to play war with me...

galaxy quest
You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship.
305161 You broke the ship. You broke the bloody SHIP! I told you you don't hold down a turbo. You push it once, maybe twice for a boost but you don't HOLD it.

galaxy quest
It's the simple things in life you treasure.
305585 It's the simple things In life you treasure.

galaxy quest
You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second.
305214 You know, with the makeup and everything1 I actually thought he was smart for a second.

galaxy quest
This is great. Usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage.
304849 Not bad. Usually it's painted cardboard boxes in a garage.

galaxy quest
It's like throwing gasoline on a flame.
304949 Like throwing gasoline on a fire...

galaxy quest
By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
305602 Quellek... By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan... You shall be avenged.

galaxy quest
I remember that sound. That's a bad sound.
305121 I remember that sound! That's a bad sound!

galaxy quest
Never give up. Never surrender.
305741 Never give up. Never surrender!

galaxy quest
That was a hell of a thing.
304916 Now that was a hell of a thing.  What's wrong with them?

galaxy quest
Sorry, I was - door was a little sticky. Did you see that? I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40.
305453 Hmmm. . A little sticky.  I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40.

galaxy quest
I see you've managed to get your shirt off.
305400 I see you managed to get your shirt off.

galaxy quest
Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.
305256 Let's get out of here before one of those things kills guy.

galaxy quest
Could you possibly try NOT to hit EVERY SINGLE ONE?
305130 Could you possibly try  not to hit  every  single  one!

galaxy quest
Where's the happy ending, Jason? "Never give up, never surrender"?
305304 C'mon, push!  Never give up, never surrender!

galaxy quest
I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.
305063 Listen, I'm not even supposed to BE here. I'm just Crewman #6. I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove that the situation is serious! I'm leaving NOW.

galaxy quest
As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we'll be there. This fine ship, this fine crew. Never give up... and never surrender.
304828 As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars... We'll be there.  This fine ship, and this fine crew... Never give up! Never surrender!

galaxy quest
Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, the reactors won't take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that... Just FYI.
305116 Hi guys. Listen, they're telling me that the generators won't take it, the ship's breaking apart and all that. Just FYI.

galaxy quest
Wow, the floors are so clean.
304939 Wow, the floors are REALLY clean.

galaxy quest
By Grapthar's hammer... what a savings.
304880 By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

galaxy quest
I mean, this is unreal. They're gonna start eating each other out there.
304707 This is great!  They're going to start eating each other out there.

galaxy quest
There is no "quantum flux". There's no "auxiliary". THERE'S NO GODDAMNED SHIP. You got it?
304818 There IS no quantum flux and there Is no auxiliary... There's no goddamn ship  Do you get it?

galaxy quest
Need I remind you that this man is wearing a costume, not a uniform. He's no more qualified to lead us than ... this fellow... No offense...
305269 This is ludicrous.  Why are you listening to this man?  Must I remind you that he is wearing a costume, not a uniform?...  He's no more equipped to lead us than THIS fellow.  No offense.

game 6
The Red Soxs are always winning, until they lose.
307148 They're always winning. Until they lose.

game 6
You know what Mother said to me? That Daddy's demons are so intense, he doesn't even know when he's lying.
306658 Know what Mother said to me? Daddy's demons are so intense he doesn't even know he's lying.

game 6
Steven not only wears disguises. He goes to the theater armed.
306893 He goes to the theater armed.

game 6
I just can't take it any more. He forgets simple lines, he forgets where to stand, and we tell him and we tell him and we tell him. I know he's a sweet man; I love Peter; I know it's not his fault. But I have never worked on a show where the leading man has a parasite in his brain.
306819 I can't take this anymore. He forgets simple lines. He forgets where to stand. We tell him and tell him and tell him. I know he's a sweet man. I love Peter. It's not his fault. But I've never worked in a show where the leading man has

game 6
I coulda been happy. I coulda been a Yankees fan.
306971 I could have grown up happy. A Yankee fan. A divorce lawyer.

gamer
You know your head ain't on straight?
307527 Your head ain't on straight.

gamer
What's the matter with you, Kable? Kill something!
307653 What's the matter with you Kable? Kill something!

gandhi
He will be saying prayers in the garden. Just follow the others.
307844 He will be saying prayers in the garden -- just follow the others.

gandhi
Whenever I despair, I remember that the way of truth and love has always won. There may be tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of it: always.
308492 There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible. But in the end they always fall. Think of it -- always... When you are in doubt that that is God's way, the way the world is meant to be... think of that.

gandhi
There are no goodbyes for us. Wherever you are, you will always be in my heart.
308268 There are no goodbyes for us, Charlie. Wherever you are, you will always be in my heart...

gandhi
Whatever moral ascendancy the West once held was lost here today. India is free, for she has taken all that steel and cruelty can give and she has neither cringed nor retreated.
308625 "Whatever moral ascendance the West held was lost today. India is free for she has taken all that steel and cruelty can give, and she has neither cringed nor retreated." "In the words of his followers, 'Long live Mahatma Gandhi.' "

gandhi
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
308473 An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. We must stop.

gandhi
You're the only man I know who makes his own clothes.
308652 You're the only man I know who makes his own clothes.

gandhi
We think it is time that you recognized that you are masters in someone else's home. Despite the best intentions of the best of you, you must, in the nature of things, humiliate us to control us. General Dyer is but an extreme example of the principle... it is time you left.
308388 We think it is time you recognized that you are masters in someone else's home. Despite the best intentions of the best of you, you must, in the nature of things, humiliate us to control us. General Dyer is but an extreme example of the principle. It is time you left.

gandhi
Mr. Gandhi will find that it takes a great deal more than a pinch of salt to bring down the British Empire.
308568 General Edgar is right -- ignore it. Mr. Gandhi will find it's going to take a great deal more than a pinch of salt to bring down the British Empire.

gandhi
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
307983 If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.

gangs of new york
No son, never. The blood stays on the blade. One day you'll understand.
309857 No. Never. The blood stays on the blade, son.

gangs of new york
Ears and noses will be the trophies of the day. But no hand shall touch him.
309897 Ears and noses will be trophies of the day.

gangs of new york
The appearance of law must be upheld, especially when it's being broken.
310031 Oh Jesus, no. The appearance of law must be upheld, especially while it's being broken.

gangs of new york
I come for my due and proper.
310108 I've come for my due and proper, Shang.

gangs of new york
Prepare to meet the true lord.
309890 Prepare to receive the Lord.

gattaca
"Unacceptable risk of heart failure." I think that's what the manual says. The only trip I'll take in space is around the sun on this satellite right here.
311335 I don't think so. The only trip I'll make in space is around the sun-- --on this satellite right here.

gattaca
They used to say that a child conceived in love has a greater chance of happiness. They don't say that anymore.
310972 They used to say that a child conceived in love, has a greater chance of happiness. They don't say that any more.

gattaca
Is the only way you can succeed is to see me fail?
311535 Is that the only way you can succeed, Anton, to see me fail?

gattaca
I'm sorry, the wind caught it...
311253 Sorry, the wind caught it.

gattaca
You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton: I never saved anything for the swim back.
311556 You wanted to know how I did it. That's how I did it, Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back.

gattaca
I got the better end of the deal. I only lent you my body - you lent me your dream.
311572 I got the better end of the deal. I just lent you my body--you lent me your dream.

get carter
Jack, don't you think you ought to get dressed first.
312855 It'd be best if you got dressed first.

get carter
I've come for you, Margaret.
313066 I've come for you, Margaret.

get carter
Do you want to be dead Albert?
313024 Do you want to be dead, Albert?

get carter
Frank wasn't like that. I'm the villain in the family, remember?
312915 I don't believe you, Margaret. Frank wasn't like that. I'm the villain in the family, remember?

get carter
Who do you think you're fuckin' with?
312734 Where do you think you're going?

get carter
You're a big man, but you're out of shape. For me it's a full time job.
312805 You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me, it's a full- time job. Now behave yourself.

get carter
Take your clothes off.
313077 Take your clothes off.

get carter
You couldn't run an egg and spoon race Eric.
313082 You couldn't win an egg and spoon race, Eric.

get low
They keep talking about forgiveness. "Ask Jesus for forgiveness." I never did nothing to him.
313640 They keep talking about forgiveness.. ask Jesus for forgiveness.. I never did nothing to Him..

get low
If you don't listen, you can't hear nothing.
313207 If you don't listen you won't hear nothing. Bush puts the big skillet on the table and sits down. Buddy is so low he can look under the table and sees how the table legs run right into the top without screws or nails.

get low
I've talked to God a lot about you over the years. He said He broke the mold when He made you. Says you're sure entertaining to watch, but way too much trouble.
313590 You know I've talked to God a lot about you over the years and he said he broke the mould when he made you. Said you were sure entertaining to watch but way too much trouble. Buddy grins.

get low
For every one like me, there's one like you, son. I about forgot that.
313775 I guess for everyone like me, there's one like you, son. I about forgot that. Buddy holds out his hand to help Bush up but Bush forces himself up on his own and walks out.

get shorty
Don't you puke on my shoes Harry.
314827 Don't you puke on my shoes, Harry.

get shorty
Rough business, this movie business. I'm gonna have to go back to loan-sharking just to take a rest.
314637 Rough business this movie business. I may have to go back to loan sharking for a rest.

get shorty
You think we watch any of your movies, Harry? I've seen better film on teeth.
314263 Harry, you think we go to see your movies? I've seen better film on teeth. Makes no difference to me which one our money's in. So how 'bout you take our twenty points out of Freaks and put 'em in this other one, Mr. Loverboy.

get shorty
I want us to be friends, Faye. And we all know that friends don't hit each other... unless they have to.
314166 Fay, I want us to be friends. And friends don't hit each other, 'less they have to. So whatta you say we start all over and you tell me exactly what the fuck is goin' on?

get shorty
I'm really glad you rejected me ten years ago when I auditioned for the part of Eddie Solomon, the pedophile clown in "Birthday Boy". If I'd have gotten that part, I might have been typecast.
314930 I'm glad you rejected me ten years ago when I auditioned for Eddie Solomon, the pedophile clown in Birthday Boy. Had I gotten the part. I might've gotten typecast.

get shorty
Well, aren't you gonna offer me whatever it is you taste like?
314469 Well, aren't you gonna offer me whatever it is you taste like?

get shorty
Harry's dreaming of a forty million dollar production he'll never get off the ground, with a star he'll never sign with or without my help.
314326 Harry's dreaming of a forty-million-dollar production he'll never get off the ground with a star he'll never sign. With or without my help.

get shorty
They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets.
314766 They say the fuckin' smog's the reason you have such beautiful sunsets.

get shorty
Chili's a gangster, ran a club I used to play at for another gangster back in Miami.
314531 Chili's a gangster. Ran a club I used to play at for another gangster back in Miami. How is Momo these days anyway?

get shorty
The guy's been in town two days, and already he thinks he's David O. Fucking Selznick.
314654 Man's in town two days, thinks he's David O. fucking Selznick.

get shorty
I got an idea for a movie.
314076 I think I got an idea for a movie.

get shorty
Where's Chili Palmer, where's Leo DeVoe... *where's* my fuckin' money?
314799 Where's Leo Devoe? Where's Chili Palmer? Where's my fuckin' money?

get shorty
I'm the guy who's telling you the way it is.
314253 I'm the one telling you how it is. That's not too hard to figure out, is it?

get shorty
Hi, Karen, it's Doris. Listen doll, you might want to come by and visit Harry. He's in the Emergency Room.
314861 Hi, Karen. It's Doris. Listen, doll, you might wanna come by Cedars tonight and visit Harry. He's in the emergency room . . .

get shorty
I once asked this literary agent, uh, what kind of writing paid the best... he said, "Ransom notes."
314219 I once asked this literary agent what type of writing brought the most money and the agent says, 'Ransom notes.'

get shorty
What is the point of living in L.A. if you're not in the movie business?
314504 I mean, what's the point of living in L.A. if you're not in the movie business?

get shorty
Now, be looking. The man over to your right in the blue wool shirt?  The other way. Derecho! That's a federal officer, most likely DEA. He moves his leg, you look for the bulge. You savvy bulge?  Good, that's his backup piece.  Hey! Try and do it without looking at him, if you can.
314208 That's a federal officer, most likely DEA. He moves his leg look for the bulge. You savvy bulge? That's his backup piece . . . Hey. Try it without looking right at him if you can.

get shorty
Look, I didn't come down to sunny Florida to freeze my ass. You follow me? You get the coat back or you give me the three seventy-nine dollars my ex-wife paid for it at Alexander's.
313934 Look, I didn't come down to sunny Florida to freeze my ass. You follow me? You get the coat back or you give me the three seventy-nine my ex-wife paid for it at Alexander's.

get shorty
Have you spoken to Mr. Palmer since your husband blew up?
314161 Have your spoken to Mr. Palmer since your husband . . . you know, blew up?

get shorty
Somebody call 9-fucking-1-1-1! Somebody call 9-fucking-1-1-1! Somebody call 9-fucking-1-1-1!
313957 Somebody call 9 fucking 111.

get shorty
Well do you see a black leather jacket, fingertip length like the one Pacino wore in "Serpico"? 'Cause if you don't you owe me three hundred and seventy nine dollars.
313932 You see a black leather jacket, fingertip length, like the one Pacino wore in Serpico? You don't, you owe me three seventy-nine.

get shorty
A blockbuster but quality. No mutants or maniacs. This is gonna be my "Driving Miss Daisy".
314174 A blockbuster. But quality. No mutants or maniacs. This one's gonna be my Driving Miss Daisy.

get shorty
Chili Palmer. It's chilly outside and it's Chili inside. It's a regular fuckin' chili-fest!
313925 Chili Palmer. Chilly outside. Chili inside. It's a regular fuckin' chili-fest. Hey, waiter -- give Mr. Chili Pepper a big fuckin' bowl of chili!

ghost
Why don't you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something.
316365 Why don't you go find a haunted house and rattle some chains.

ghost
Ahh what I wouldn't give for a drag! Just one drag!
316293 I'd give everything for a drag. Just one drag.

ghost
I'm sorry, but, could I get another one? I... uh... signed the wrong name.
316392 Can I have another one please? I signed the wrong name.

ghost
Shot, huh? That'll do it every time.
315946 Shot, huh? That'll do it every time. Poor bastard. Well, get used to it. You could be here a long time. I'll tell you a secret. Doors ain't as bad as you think. Zip zap. They ain't nothin' at all. You'll see. You'll catch on.

ghost rider
You don't know me, but I love him.
317664 You don't know that.

ghost world
Oh, we totally have to.
318802 Oh, we totally have to.

ghost world
Gimme all your money, bitch!
319225 Give me all your money, bitch!

ghost world
Hey, look. There's the pants.
319024 Hey look, it's the pants.

ghost world
Well, I have to admit that things are really starting to look up for me since my life turned to shit.
319884 I have to admit, things have really started looking up for me since my life turned to shit.

ghost world
That piece is entitled "Mirror, Father, Mirror". I like to show it to people that I'm meeting for the first time because I think it says so much about who I am and what it feels like to inhabit my specific skin.
318935 That piece is entitled "Mirror/Father/Mirror." I like to show it to people I'm meeting for the first time because it says so much about who I am and what it feels like to inhabit my specific skin. And this is exactly what I'm hoping to get from each of you over the course of this Summer: a picture of your own self-exploration. My own background is in video and performance art, but I'm hoping that doesn't influence you and that you'll find your own ways of externalizing the internal. At the end of the Summer, this class has been invited, along with several others in the area, to participate in a show of High-School art at the Neighborhood Activity Center. The title of the show will be "Brotherhood and Community: Art as Dialogue." I think the "Brotherhood" theme ties in nicely with the theme of self-discovery that I'd like to emphasize in this class. Are there any questions so far? Great...

ghost world
God, I'm so sick of Seymour.
319538 God, I'm so sick of Seymour.

ghost world
What are we, in slow motion here? C'mon, what are you, hypnotized? Have some more kids, why don't you.
319319 What are we, in slow motion here?! What are ya, hypnotized? Have some more kids, why don't you?... For Christ's sake, would you move!?

ghost world
Well, as long as she's not a complete imbecile and she's even remotely attractive.
319182 I mean as long as she's not a complete imbecile and she's even remotely attractive...

ghostbusters ii
Wow, that is one ugly dude.
321352 Now that's one ugly dude.

ghostbusters ii
Sir? The Titanic has just arrived.
321568 He says the Titanic just arrived.

ghostbusters ii
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.
321506 Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.  What am I supposed to do -- go on television and tell eight million people they have to be nice to each other?  I'm sorry, none of this makes any sense to me, and if anything does happen we've got plenty of paid professionals to deal with it.  Your two minutes are up.  Good night, gentlemen.

ghostbusters ii
On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!
321083 On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood.  What was will be, what is will be no more.  Now is the season of evil.  Find me a child that I might live again.

ghostbusters ii
Viggy, Viggy, Viggy, you have been a bad monkey!
321652 Vigi, Vigi, Vigi -- you have been a bad little monkey.

ghostbusters ii
Of course not, and that is the whole problem with aliens is you just can't trust them. Occasionally you meet a nice once: Star Man, E.T... But usually they turn out to be some kind of big lizard! But that's all the time we've got for this week on World of the Psychic. Next week though...  Give me Ira. Hairless pets. Weird.  But until then, this is Peter Venkman saying-
320950 No, you can't, and I think that's the whole problem with aliens; you just can't trust them. You may get some nice ones occasionally like Starman or E.T., but most of them turn out to be some kind of lizard.  Anyway, we're just about out of time.  Next week on 'World of the Psychic,' hairless pets.  Until then, this is Peter Venkman saying ...  ... Good night.

ghostbusters ii
Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy.
321003 Now let's see how she reacts when we take away the puppy

ghostbusters ii
You know, I just can't believe things have gotten so bad in this city that there's no way back. I mean, sure, it's messy, it's crowded, it's polluted, and there are people who would just as soon step on your face as look at you. But come on! There's gotta be a few sparks of sweet humanity left in this burned-out bird. We just gotta find a way to mobilize it!
321593 I can't believe things have gotten so bad in this city that there's no way back. Sure, it's crowded, it's dirty, it's noisy. And there are too many people who'd just as soon step on your face as look at you.  But there've got to be a few sparks of sweet humanity left in this burned-out burg.  We just have to mobilize it.

ginger snaps
Don't ever touch my sister again.
322225 Don't ever fuck with me like that again.

gladiator
He killed the man who set you free.
322674 Killed a man with a sword?

gladiator
So Spaniard, we shall go to Rome together and have bloody adventures. And the great whore will suckle us until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more. And then, when enough men have died, perhaps you will have your freedom.
322807 All right, Gladiator. We shall go to Rome together and have bloody adventures. The Great Whore will suckle us until we are fat and happy and can't suck another drop. That is Rome.

gladiator
Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome.
323018 But who can be more merciful than the Emperor of Rome?

gladiator
We who are about to die, salute you!
322959 We who are about to die salute you.

gladiator
If only you had been born a man, what a Caesar you would have made.
322586 What a Caesar you would have made.

gladiator
Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.
322697 Those giraffes you sold me won't mate! All they do is run around not mating! YOU SOLD ME EUNUCH

gladiator
Ancestors, I ask you for your guidance. Blessed mother, come to me with the Gods' desire for my future. Blessed father, watch over my wife and son with a ready sword. Whisper to them that I live only to hold them again, for all else is dust and air. Ancestors, I honor you and will try to live with the dignity that you have taught me.
322643 Ancestors, true bloodline, I ask you for your guidance. Bring me your solace and your wisdom. Blessed Mother, come to me in my dreams with the Gods' desire for my future. Blessed Father, watch over my wife and my son with a ready sword. Keep them safe until my return. Whisper to them in their sleep that I live only to hold them again and all else is dust and air. Ancestors, true bloodline, I honor you and will try to live with the dignity you have taught me.

gladiator
There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.
322603 There was a dream that was Rome. I can only whisper of it now. Anything more than a whisper and the dream vanishes. It's so... fragile. The true glory of Rome is in a very fragile idea. Imagine a place devoted to the rights of the citizen. Where every free man has a voice. That was the dream... And I fear it will not survive the winter.

glengarry glen ross
How can you talk to me that way? I work here! I didn't come here to be mistreated!
324917 ...Come in here...I work here, I don't come in here to be mistreated...

glengarry glen ross
You can't think on your feet, you oughta keep your mouth closed.
325019 You can't think on your feet you should keep your mouth closed.  You hear me?  I'm talking to you. Do you hear me...?

glengarry glen ross
All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me.  You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?
324503 ...all train compartments smell vaguely of shit.  It gets so you don't mind it.  That's the worst thing that I can confess.  You know how long it took me to get there? A long time.  When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do.  You think you're queer...? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer.  You think that you're a thief?  So what?  You get befuddled by a middle-class morality...?  Get shut of it.  Shut it out.  You cheated on your wife...?  You did it, live with it.  You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality?  May be.  And then what?  If you think there is, then be that thing.  Bad people go to hell?  I don't think so.  If you think that, act that way.  A hell exists on earth?  Yes. I won't live in it.  That's me. You ever take a dump made you feel you'd just slept for twelve hours...?

glengarry glen ross
You've got a big mouth... now I'm gonna show you an even bigger one.
325068 You've got a big mouth, and now I'm going to show you an even bigger one.

glengarry glen ross
Cop couldn't find his dick, two hands and a map.
324690 Cop couldn't find his dick two hands and a map.  Anyone talks to this guy's an asshole...

glengarry glen ross
Fuck. Fuck, fuck, FUCK! Williamson! Williamson! Open this fucking door!
324534 Oh, fuck.  Fuck.  FUCK FUCK FUCK!  WILLIAMSON!!! WILLIAMSON!!!  OPEN THE FUCKING...WILLIAMSON...

glengarry glen ross
You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.
325011 You stupid fucking cunt.  You, Williamson...I'm talking to you, shithead...You just cost me six thousand dollars.  Six thousand dollars.  And one Cadillac.  That's right.  What are you going to do about it?  What are you goin to do about it, asshole. You fucking shit.  Where did you learn your trade.  You stupid fucking cunt.  You idiot.  Whoever told you you could work with men?

go
You know what makes it even better? If you take like a lot of pot with it. I mean like, like a lot of pot.
325404 And you know what makes it even better? If you smoke a lot of pot. I mean a lot of it.

go
Let's think about this logically. She's either alive, or she's dead.
325885 Let's think about it logically. Either she's alive, or she's dead. If she's dead, then there's nothing we can do. If she's alive, then the guy with the gun, who seemed to want to shoot her, probably did shoot her.

go
If you were any less black, you'd be clear.
325466 If you were any less black, you would be clear.

go
Gay men are so hot. It's tragic.
325740 Gay men are so hot. It's tragic.

go
Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?
325671 Just so we're clear. You stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?

go
They can't evict you on Christmas! Then you'd be ho-ho-homeless!
325153 Ronna, they wouldn't evict you at Christmas. You'd be ho-ho-homeless.

go
I'm not a bathroom attendant!
325537 I am not a bathroom attendant!

go
Is it safe to have a radio attached to my balls like this?
325694 Is it safe to have a radio against my balls like this?

godfather
You touch my sister again, I'll kill you.
326557 You...bastard...You...hurt my sister... again...and I'll kill...you.

godfather
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
326408 Leave the gun.

godfather
My godson has come all the way from California. Give him a drink.
326144 It is Johnny. He came all the way from California to be at the wedding.

godfather
Maybe we shouldn't get Mike mixed up in this too directly...
326383 Maybe Mike shouldn't get mixed up in this so directly. You know the old man doesn't want that.

godfather
He's still alive. They hit him with five shots and he's still alive!
326323 The old man is still alive. Five bullets in his Sicilian hide and he's still alive. Bad luck for me, bad luck for you.

godfather
Just lie here, Pop. I'll take care of you now. I'm with you now. I'm with you.
326215 My compliments. I'll take care of them from my share.

godfather
Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin'.
326072 Goddamn FBI...don't respect nothing.

godfather
Paulie, pull over, I gotta take a leak.
326407 Paulie, pull over. I gotta take a leak.

godfather
It's safer to teach you English!
326714 It's safer to teach you English.

godfather
I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a businessman; blood is a big expense.
326322 Good...then you can go... I don't like violence. I'm a businessman, and blood is a big expense.

godfather
I have to get back to work. It's part of the wedding. No Sicilian can ever refuse a request on his daughter's wedding day.
326096 Because they know that no Sicilian will refuse a request on his daughter's wedding day.

godfather part ii
Michael, why are the drapes open?
327319 Michael? Why are the drapes open?

godfather part ii
If I could only live to see it, to be there with you. What I wouldn't give for twenty more years! Here we are, protected, free to make our profits without Kefauver, the goddamn Justice Department and the F.B.I. ninety miles away, in partnership with a friendly government. Ninety miles! It's nothing! Just one small step, looking for a man who wants to be President of the United States, and having the cash to make it possible. Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
327574 If only I could live to see it, kid; to be there with you. How beautifully we've done it, step by step. Here, protected, free to make our profits without the Justice Department, the FBI; ninety miles away in partnership with a friendly government. Ninety miles, just a small step, looking for a man who desperately wants to be President of the United States, and having the cash to make it possible.

godfather part ii
Hyman Roth always makes money for his partners. One by one, our old friends are gone. Death, natural or not, prison, deported. Hyman Roth is the only one left, because he always made money for his partners.
327090 He always makes money for his partners. One by one, our old friends are gone. Death, natural or not, prison, deported. Our friend in Miami is the only one left, because he always made money for his partners.

godfather part ii
Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?
327930 You're nothing to me now, Fredo; not a brother, not a friend, I don't want to know you, or what happens to you. I don't want to see you at the hotels, or near my home. When you visit our Mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. Do you understand?

godfather part ii
Hyman Roth has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years.
328021 He's been dying of the same heart attack for twenty years.

godfather part ii
There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know. We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition, we ran molasses into Canada... made a fortune, your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GI's on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Greene, and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Moe, I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen; I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!
327660 There was this kid that I grew up with; he was a couple years younger than me, and sort of looked up to me, you know. We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good and we made the most of it. During prohibition, we ran molasses up to Canada and made a fortune; your father too. I guess as much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to make a city out of a desert stop-over for G.I.'s on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Greene, and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man; a man with vision and guts; and there isn't even a plaque or a signpost or a statue of him in that town. Someone put a bullet through his eye; no one knows who gave the order. When I heard about it I wasn't angry. I knew Moe; I knew he was headstrong, and talking loud, and saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go, and said to myself: this is the business we've chosen. I never asked, who gave the go ahead because it had nothing to do with business.

godfather part ii
Why do you hurt me, Michael? I've always been loyal to you.
328032 Why do you hurt me, Michael? I've always been loyal to you.

godfather part ii
I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting
327655 Terrible. I'd give twice this amount to take a piss without it hurting.

godfather part ii
Those were the great old days,you know... And we was like the Roman Empire... The Corleone family was like the Roman Empire...
328053 Yeah, it worked. Those were great old days. We was like the Roman Empire. The Corleone family was like the Roman Empire.

godfather part ii
I am a retired investor on a pension, and I wished to live there as a Jew in the twilight of my life.
328078 I am a retired investor on a pension, and I wished to live there as a Jew in the twilight of my life...

godfather part ii
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
327733 I know it was you, Fredo. You've broken my heart.

godfather part ii
I don't want anything to happen to him while my mother's alive.
327932 I don't want anything to happen to him while my Mother's alive.

godfather part ii
I don't - I never knew no godfather. I got my own family, senator.
327938 I never knew no Godfather. I got my own family.

gods and monsters
My life is a game of strip poker. Want to play?
328217 It is, isn't it? My life as a game of strip poker. Shall we play?

gods and monsters
Hatred was the only thing that kept my soul alive. And amongst the men I hated... was my dear old dumb father, who put me in that hell in the first place.
328413 Hatred was the only thing that kept my soul alive in that soul-killing place. And among those men I hated was my own poor, dumb father. Who put me in that hell to begin with.

gods and monsters
Oh, shut up. All we did was talk.
328268 Oh shut up. All we did was talk. My attack had nothing to do with him.

gods and monsters
Take off your shirt, and I'll tell you all about it.
328232 Take off your vest and I'll tell you a story.

gods and monsters
He's never met a princess - only queens.
328836 He's never met a princess. Only queens.

gods and monsters
One likes to live simply.
328181 One likes to live simply.

gods and monsters
It is kind of you to indulge your elders in their vices. Just as I indulge the young in theirs.
328225 You are kind to indulge your elders in their vices. As I indulge the young in theirs.

gods and monsters
You must think the whole world is queer.
328748 You must think the whole world is queer. Well it's not. War sure isn't.

gods and monsters
Bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling, for you but not for me. O death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling? Grave, where thy victory?
328152 The bells of hell go ting-a-ling For you but not for me. Oh death where is thy sting-a-ling? Grave where thy victory?

gods and monsters
Making movies is the most wonderful thing in the world. Working with friends - entertaining people - yes, I suppose I miss it.
328697 Making movies was the most wonderful thing in the world. Working with friends. Entertaining people. Yes, I suppose I miss it. More so now that --

godzilla
What the hell's the matter with you people?  You've caused more damage than that goddamn thing did!
329447 What the hell is the matter with you people?! You caused more damage than that thing did!

godzilla
What? There's no Rangers game on tonight!
329750 There's no Ranger game on tonight.

godzilla
Better step on it, Mr. French!
329794 Better step on it Frenchie!

godzilla
That's a lot of fish.
329422 That's a lot of fish.

godzilla
The radiation isn't an anomaly, it's the clue.
329259 The radiation is not an anomaly, it's the clue. This creature is far too unique on every level to be some lost dinosaur.

godzilla
I've always wanted to join the French Foreign Legion.
329603 Are you kidding? I always wanted to join the French Foreign Legion.

godzilla
Anyone care to join me?
329772 Anyone care to join me?

good will hunting
You're suspect! Yeah, you! I don't know what your reputation is in this town, but after the shit you tried to pull today you can bet I'll be looking into you. Now the business we have, heretofore, you can speak with my aforementioned attorney. Good day, gentlemen; and until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.
333262 You're suspect. I don't know what your reputation is, but after the shit you tried to pull today, you can bet I'll be looking into it. Any conversations you want to have with me heretofore, you can have with my attorney. Gentlemen, keep your ears to the grindstone.

good will hunting
So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and shit on the wall.
332606 So, this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and shit on the wall.

good will hunting
I'm pumped! Let the healing begin!
332900 Yeah, let's let the healing begin.

good will hunting
You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!"
333029 You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and is like "we'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," and does his thing, then he puts the mike down but forgets to turn it off. Then he says "man, all I want right now is a blow-job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess goes runnin' up towards the cock-pit to tell him the mike's still on, and this guy in the back of the plane goes "don't forget the coffee!"

good will hunting
You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you're afraid to take the first step because all you see is every negative thing 10 miles down the road.
333439 That's what I'm saying, Will. You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you're afraid to take the first step because all you're seeing are the negative things that might happen ten miles down the road.

good will hunting
Look - you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat; now, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you.
333485 Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way, but in 20 years, if you're livin' next door to me, comin' over watchin' the fuckin' Patriots' games and still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. And that's not a threat, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you.

good will hunting
I teach this shit, I didn't say I know how to do it.
333050 I teach this shit, I didn't say I knew how to do it.

good will hunting
My boy's wicked smart.
332640 My boy's wicked smart.

good will hunting
Hey, let's get off our motha's, afterall, I just got off yours!
333005 Why don't we get off mothers, I just got off yours.

good will hunting
Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
333426 Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin' "send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute, little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink seven and sevens and play slalom with the icebergs and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea-life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive so he's got to walk to the job interviews which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue-plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

good will hunting
Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for, like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included?
332906 Did you buy all these books retail, or do you send away for like a "shrink kit" that comes with all these volumes included?

goodfellas
Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies.
333749 Jimmy was one of the most feared gays in the city.  He was first locked up at eleven and was doing hits for mob bosses when he was sixteen. Hits never bothered him. It was business. But what he really loved to do was steal.  I mean, he actually enjoyed it.  Jimmy was the kind of guy who rooted for the bad guys in the movies.  He was one of the city's biggest hijackers. Clothes. Razor blades. Booze. Cigarettes. Shrimp and lobsters. Shrimp and lobsters were the best. They went fast.

goodfellas
I got enough to worry about getting whacked on the street! I gotta come home for this! I should fucking kill you!
333982 I don't need this bullshit. I got enough to worry about getting whacked on the street. I gotta come home to get whacked?

goodfellas
For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.
334249 For a second I thought I was dead, but when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops,  only cops talk that way.  If they had been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would have been dead.

goodfellas
One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.
333735 One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home for her. It was out of respect.

goodfellas
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
333694 As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

goodfellas
Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn't even enough to pay for the coffin.
334286 Thirty-two hundred bucks. That's what he gave me. Thirty-two hundred bucks for a lifetime. It wouldn't have paid for the coffin.

goodfellas
When they found Carbone in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them three days to thaw him out for the autopsy.
334185 When they found Sepe in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy.

goodfellas
After awhile, it got to be all normal. None of it seemed like crime. It was more like Henry was enterprising, and that he and the guys were making a few bucks hustling, while all the other guys were sitting on their asses, waiting for handouts. Our husbands weren't brain surgeons, they were blue-collar guys. The only way they could make extra money, real extra money, was to go out and cut a few corners.
333900 After a while, it all got to be normal. None of it seemed like crimes. It was more that Henry was enterprising. That he and the guys were making a few bucks hustling, while other men were sitting on their asses waiting for handouts. Our husbands weren't brain surgeons. They were blue collar guys, and the only way they could get extra money, real extra money, was to go out and cut a few corners.

goodfellas
It was revenge for Billy Batts, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Batts was a made man, and Tommy wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Tommy in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.
334197 And there was nothing we could do. Batts was a made man and Tommy wasn't. We had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Tommy in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

goodfellas
Hey, you got a phone? Two niggers just stole my truck. You believe that shit, huh? You fuckin' believe that?
333763 Hurry, gimme the phone. Two niggers just stole my track.

goodfellas
Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.
333700 Paulie might have moved slow, but it was only because he didn't have to move for anybody.

goodfellas
I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.
333858 I know there are women,  like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. "Fha!  You and your gun. Get out of here, who needs you?"  That's what they would have said to him. But I didn't. I've got to admit the truth.  It turned me on.

goodfellas
By the time I grew up, there was thirty billion a year in cargo moving through Idlewild Airport and believe me, we tried to steal every bit of it.
333760 By the time I grew up, there was thirty billion a year in cargo moving through Idlewild Airport and we tried to steal every bit of it.

goodfellas
For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again
333770 For us to live any other way was nuts. To us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks, who took the subway to work every day and worried about their bills, were dead. They were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something, we just took it. If anyone complained twice, they got hit so bad they never complained again. It was routine. You didn't even think about it.

gothika
This is the first time I've seen you lucid.
334354 That's the first time you admit it.

gothika
I want to talk to my husband. Where is he? Where is he?
334439 I want to talk to my husband.

gran torino
My name? It's "Take your crude, overly obvious come-on to every woman who walks past and cram it." That's my name.
336775 My name? It's take your crude, overly obvious come-on to every woman who walks past and cram it.' That's my name.

gran torino
I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.
336575 The problem is I think you're an overeducated, 27-year-old virgin who holds the hands of superstitious old women and promises them eternity.

gran torino
The thing that haunts a guy is the stuff he wasn't ordered to do.
336752 The thing that haunts a guy is the stuff he wasn't ordered to do.

gran torino
Jesus, Joseph and Mary. These Hmong broads are like badgers.
336969 Jesus, Joseph and Mary. These Hmong broads are like badgers.

gran torino
Hmong girls over here fit in better. The girls go to college and the boys go to jail.
336817 It's really common. Hmong girls over here fit in better, we adjust. The girls go to college, the boys go to jail.

gran torino
I worked in Ford for 50 years and he sells Japanese cars.
337179 My oldest son's a salesman. He sells cars.

gran torino
Would it kill you to buy American?
336536 Kill you to buy American.

gran torino
Oh great, another asshole with an Asian girl fetish. God, this is getting so old.
336773 Great, another asshole with a fetish for Asian girls. God, it gets so old.

gran torino
Have some respect, zipperhead. We're in mourning here.
336521 No. And have some goddamned respect, zipper head, we're mourning over here. Walt slams the door in Tao's face. Walt turns and is suddenly cornered by Father Janovich. Walt hates situations like this.

gran torino
Your birthday today, Daisy. This year you have to make a choice between two life paths. Second chances comes your way. Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anticlimax. Your lucky numbers are 84, 23, 11, 78, and 99. What a load of shit.
336820 Your birthday today; This year you have to make a choice between two life paths. Second chances come your way. Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anti-climax. Your lucky numbers are: 84, 23, 11, 78 and

grand hotel
When a man's collar is an inch too big for him I know he's ill.
337671 I know -- I know -- when a man's collar is an inch too big for him -- I know he is ill.

grand hotel
Grand Hotel... always the same. People come, people go. Nothing ever happens.
337580 Grand Hotel -- people -- coming -- going... Who cares... nothing ever happens.

grand theft parsons
We'll be goin' now that your sign is no longer impeding our forward progress.
339275 We'll be moving on, now that your sign no longer appears to be impeding our forward progress.

grand theft parsons
Wherever there's a hippie, there's a crime, even if that crime hasn't happened yet. That's what I always say.
339007 Wherever there's a hippie there's a crime, even if it hasn't happened yet. That's what I always say.

grosse pointe blank
If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.
344705 If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there. I don't care about that stuff, anyway.

grosse pointe blank
Don't tease me, you know what I do for a living.
344646 Don't tease me. You know what I do for a living.

grosse pointe blank
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
344690 They'll have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs.... made themselves a part of something. And they can talk about what they do. What am I going to say?  "I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork."

grosse pointe blank
I'll go put these in some rubbing alcohol.
344971 Here. Let me put these in some rubbing alcohol.

grosse pointe blank
Debi, I'm in love with you! And I know we can make this relationship work.
345206 I'm in love with you. I know we can make this work!

grosse pointe blank
You're a handsome devil. What's your name?
344772 Hey, you're a handsome devil. What's your name?

grosse pointe blank
Real smart. C'mon. Let's see how smart you are with my foot up your ass!
345136 Smart boy. Real smart. Let's see how smart you are with my foot up your ass! I'm gonna kick your ass!

groundhog day
Don't mess with me, Porkchop.
345440 Don't mess with me, pork chop. What day is this?

groundhog day
Did he actually call himself "the talent"?
345308 Did he actually call himself "the talent?" Larry snorts and continues unloading their gear.

groundhog day
You're not a god. You can take my word for it; this is twelve years of Catholic school talking.
345929 You're not a god, Phil. Take my word for it. This is twelve years of Catholic school talking.

groundhog day
There is no way that this winter is *ever* going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.
345883 There is no way this winter is ever going to end as long as that groundhog keeps seeing his shadow everyday. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped and I've got to stop him. For Channel 9 news, this is Phil Connors.

hackers
The pool on the roof must have a leak.
346844 Pool on the roof must have a leak.

hackers
Never fear, I is here.
346922 Never fear. I is here.

hackers
Never send a boy to do a woman's job.
347295 Never send a boy to do a woman's job. With me, we can do it in seven.

hackers
If it isn't Leopard Boy and the Decepticons.
347116 Oooh, Leopard Boy... AND the Decepticons. Uh, Kate, Kate, you're not going into that computer shit now, right?

hackers
There is no right and wrong. There's only fun and boring.
347316 Look, there is no right and wrong. There is only fun and boring. A thirty year prison sentence sounds pretty dull to me. Who do you prefer serves it, us? Or them?

hackers
You wanted to know who I am, Zero Cool? Well, let me explain the New World Order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are Samurai... the Keyboard Cowboys... and all those other people who have no idea what's going on are the cattle... Moooo.
347197 You wanted to know who I am, Zero Cool? Well let me explain the New World Order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are samurai. The keyboard cowboys. And all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle. Mooo! I need your help, you need my help. Let me help you earn your spurs. Ahh, think about it. Enjoy the laptop, "Cool"! Tell me where the disk is.

hackers
"This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto." Huh? Right? Manifesto? "You may stop me, but you can't stop us all."
347037 Listen to this bullshit. "This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker and this is my manifesto." Huh, right, manifesto? "You may stop me, but you can't stop us all."

hackers
Listen you guys, help yourself to anything in the fridge... Cereal has.
347237 Listen you guys, help yourself to anything in the fridge. Cereal has.

hackers
Type "cookie", you idiot.
347381 Type "Cookie", you idiot. I'll head 'em off at the pass.

hackers
This is the end, my friend. Thank you for calling.
347405 This is the end, my friend. Thank you for calling!

hackers
Remember, hacking is more than just a crime. It's a survival trait.
346971 Remember, hacking is more than just a crime. It's a survival trait!

hackers
I don't play well with others.
347074 Nah. I don't play well with others.

hackers
Anything else, mom? You want me to mow the lawn? Oops! I forgot, New York, No grass.
346872 Right. Anything else, you want me to mow the lawn? Oops, forgot. New York. No grass.

hackers
I kinda feel like God.
347456 Yo. I kinda feel like God!

hackers
I hope you don't screw like you type.
347139 I hope you don't screw like you type.

hackers
Hack the planet! Hack the planet!
346958 Hack the Planet!

hackers
Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
347248 Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death and, uh, I can do all of them!

halloween
Since when do they let them just wander around?
347505 Since when do they let them wander around?

halloween
Well, kiddo, I thought you outgrew superstition.
347631 Well, kiddo, I thought you outgrew superstition.

halloween
It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare.
347629 Well, it's Halloween. I guess everybody's entitled to a good scare.

halloween
Michael, take that thing off.
347477 Take off that thing.

halloween
I don't care what Annie thinks. But I care what you think.
347511 I don't think this is any time to be funny...

halloween
All right you meatheads, joke's over.  Come on, Annie. That's enough.  It's most definitely stopped being funny, now cut it out! You'll be sorry.
347930 This has most definitely stopped being funny. Now cut it out!

halloween
I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the *devil's* eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... *evil*.
347716 I am.  I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left, no conscience, no reason, no understanding, in even the most rudimentary sense, of life or death or right or wrong. I met this six- year-old boy with a blank, cold emotionless face and the blackest of eyes, the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and another seven trying to keep him locked away when I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.

halloween 4: the return of michael myers
We're not talking about any ordinary prisoner, Hoffman! We are talking about evil on two legs.
348071 We're not talking about any ordinary prisoner Hoffman! We are talking about evil on two legs.

halloween 4: the return of michael myers
Ten years ago, he tried to kill Laurie Strode. Now he wants her daughter.
348232 10 years ago he tried to kill Laurie Strode, and now he wants her daughter.

halloween 4: the return of michael myers
Oh come alive, Rachel. Please come alive! Don't be dead. You can't be dead. Come alive, Rachel!
348529 Oh please come alive Rachel, please come alive. You can't be dead. Come alive Rachel!

halloween 4: the return of michael myers
Wherever she is, that little child is in mortal danger.
348234 Where ever she is, that little girl is in mortal danger.

halloween 4: the return of michael myers
I got a town full of beer bellies running around in the dark with shot guns! Who's gonna be next?
348460 Hey. I got a town full of beer bellies running around in the dark with shotguns. Who's gonna be next? Somebody's wife? Somebody's kid?

halloween 4: the return of michael myers
You never get used to the faces. Never!
347984 You never get used to the faces.  Never.

halloween 4: the return of michael myers
Whoever you are, I've got a big dog with me, and he bites!
348317 Whoever you are, I have a really big dog with me and he bites.

halloween 4: the return of michael myers
Yeah, the one you're picking up, just thinkin' about him gives me the 'willies.' A decade ago-Halloween night-he murdered sixteen people, maybe more, trying to get to his sister. Nearly got her, too. But his doctor, of all people, shot him six times, then set him on fire. Both of them nearly burned to death. Yeah, I'll be glad to see this one gone. Yes, indeed-dee!
347988 Yeah this is where society dumps its worst nightmares. Yeah the one your picking up-just thinking about him gives me the willies.  Yeah, a decade ago, Halloween night he murdered 16 people, maybe more-trying to get to his sister. Nearly got her too.  But his doctor, of all people, shot him six times.  Then he set him on fire.  Both of them nearly burned to death.  Yeah, I'll be glad to see this one gone. Oh yes in deedie.

halloween 4: the return of michael myers
Six bodies, Sheriff, that's what I have seen! Between here and Ridgemont. An entire filling station in flames! I'm telling you Michael Myers is here, in this town! He's here to kill that little girl and anybody who gets in his way!
348236 Six bodies, Sheriff! That's what I have seen between here and Ridgemont. A filling station in flames. I'm telling you Michael Myers is here in this town. He's here to kill that little girl and anybody that gets in his way.

halloween 4: the return of michael myers
You're talking about him as if he were a human being. That part of him died years ago.
348096 Your talking about him as if he were a human being. That part of him died years ago.

halloween the curse of michael myers
Spirits and powers of the flame, attend and witness this ritual. Bear our gifts to Thorn. Open us to the path of Darkness. By these runes transform us. Let the hammer descend upon the Chosen One to whom we offer this sacrifice of Innocent Blood. And then Danny, your journey begins. Kill for him!
350219 Spirits and powers of the flame, attend and witness this ritual. Bear our gifts to Thorn. Open us to the path of Darkness. By these runes transform us. Open our eyes and show us the Chosen One to whom we offer this sacrifice of Innocent Blood.

halloween the curse of michael myers
Enough of this Michael Myers bullshit!
349855 Enough ... ... of this ... ... Michael Myers ... ... shit!

halloween the curse of michael myers
I was only 8 years old when I saw him... but I was one of the lucky ones. I survived.
349802 My name's Tommy. I was only eight- years-old when I saw him. But I was lucky. I survived.

halloween the curse of michael myers
Beth look out there's someone in the room, he's right behind you!
350165 Beth, look out! There's someone in the room! He's right behind you!

halloween the curse of michael myers
Oh god Michael, please don't hurt me.
349882 John, please don't --

hannah and her sisters
For all my education, accomplishments and so-called wisdom, I can't fathom my own heart.
354118 For all my education, accomplishments, and so-called wisdom...I can't fathom my own heart.

hannah and her sisters
A week ago I bought a rifle, I went to the store - I bought a rifle! I was gonna, you know, if they told me I had a tumor, I was gonna kill myself. The only thing that might-ve stopped me - MIGHT'VE - is that my parents would be devastated. I would have to shoot them also, first. And then I have an aunt and uncle - you know - it would've been a blood bath.
353730 I went into a store, I bought a rifle. I was gonna... You know, if they told me that I had a tumor, I was going to kill myself. The only thing that mighta stopped me, might've, is my parents would be devastated. I would, I woulda had to shoot them, also, first. And then, I have an aunt and uncle, I would have... You know, it would have been a bloodbath.

hannah and her sisters
You see the whole culture. Nazis, deodorant salesmen, wrestlers, beauty contests, a talk show. Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling? But the worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
353766 You see the whole culture...Nazis, deodorant salesman, wrestlers...beauty contests, the talk show... Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling? Hmm? But the worst are the fundamentalist preachers...third- rate con men, telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak for Jesus...and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back, and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

hannah and her sisters
I had a great evening; it was like the Nuremberg Trials.
353872 ...I had a great time tonight, really. It was like the Nuremberg Trials.

hannah and her sisters
Listen, kid, I think you snapped your cap. Maybe you need a few weeks in Bermuda or something. Or go to a whorehouse!
353737 Maybe you need a few weeks in Bermuda, or something. Or go to a whorehouse! No?

hannah and her sisters
How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can opener works!
354024 How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can opener works.

hannah and her sisters
Naturally I get taken home first. Well, obviously he prefers April. Of course I was so tongue-tied all night. I can't believe I said that about the Guggenheim,. My stupid rollerskating joke. I should never tell jokes. Mom can tell 'em and Hannah, but I kill 'em.  Where did April come up with that stuff about Adolph Loos and terms like "organic form"?  Well, naturally. She went to Brandeis. But I don't think she knows what she's talking about. Could you believe the way she was calling him David? "Yes, David. I feel that way, too, David. What a marvelous space, David." I hate April. She's pushy.
353413 Naturally I get taken home first. Well, obviously he prefers April. Of course I was so tongue-tied all night. I can't believe I said that about the Guggenheim. My stupid little roller-skating joke. I should never tell jokes. Mom can tell 'em and Hannah, but I kill 'em. Where did April come up with that stuff about Adolph Loos and terms like "organic form"? Well, naturally. She went to Brandeis.

hannah and her sisters
Then at lunch she got drunker and drunker and finally she became Joan Collins!
353682 Then at lunch she got drunker and drunker and finally she became Joan Collins!

happy campers
You know, this reminds me of the time when, uh, we were just talking about something and all of a sudden started to kiss.
356959 You know, this reminds me of the time we were talking about something and then just started kissing...

happy campers
Aah! Spermicidally lubricated.
357309 Damnit, spermicidally lubricated!

happy campers
That wasn't a period. That was an exclamation point.
357097 Whew, that wasn't a period. That was an exclamation mark. You know, Hayley, behind every great woman is a great first menstruation anecdote.

happy campers
I gave you the ultimate male fantasy. Sex! With nothing on the side. Don't pretend we shared anything other than fluids, Adam.
357291 Don't raise your voice at--I gave you the ultimate male fantasy--sex, nothing on the side. Don't pretend we shared anything other than fluids.

happy campers
Now that we're in the middle of nowhere aren't you curious to know what it'd be like to... look into my eyes?
357236 Now that were in the middle of nowhere, aren't you a little curious to know what it'd be like to...

hard rain
I'm going to row back there and see if he will shoot you. Or me. It's fine either way.
357748 I'm gonna row back there and see if he'll shoot you. Or me. Fine either way.

hard rain
For twenty years, I've been eatin' shit; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So now I'm changing the menu. From here on, everything I eat is gonna be shit-free.
357821 For twenty years I've been eating shit, breakfast, lunch and dinner. Well, tonight I'm changing the menu! From now on everything I eat is gonna be shit-free!

hard to kill
This is for my wife. Fuck you and die!
358390 That's for my wife. Fuck you and die.

hard to kill
How do like this, Vernon? I'd like to kill you so bad I can barely contain myself. But I've been thinking, death is far too merciful a fate for you. So what I'm going to do is put you in prison. A nice petite white boy like you in a federal penitentiary... now let me just put it this way, I don't think you'll be able to remain anal-retentive for very long.
358398 You know, Trent, I want to kill you so bad I can barely contain myself. But I keep thinking that death is far too merciful a fate for you, and that a nice petite white-bread boy like you in a federal penitentiary ... -- let me put it this way -- I doubt whether you could remain anal retentive for very long. Yeah... I think that's best for you --

hard to kill
Where's a goddamn cop when you need one?
358052 Where is a cop when you goddam need one? I got half a mind to come out there and teach you sonofabitch --

hard to kill
How does it feel to know you're about to die?
358394 How does it feel to know you're about to die?

hardcore
We're not gonna be done until you're completely "happy."
358960 We aren't gonna arrest him for that...

harold and maude
Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much *life.* Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully.
360655 Vice? Virtue? It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality. As Confucius says, "Don't simply be good. Make good things happen."

harold and maude
She provides the *whole* southwest with chicken feed!
360691 She supplies the whole southwest with chicken feed.

harold and maude
I haven't lived. I've died a few times.
360660 Yes. I haven't lived.  I've died a few times.

harold and maude
During war time, the national suicide rate goes down.
360782 During wartime the national suicide rate goes down.

harold and maude
Dreyfus once wrote from Devil's Island that he would see the most glorious birds. Many years later in Brittany he realized they had only been seagulls... For me they will always be - *glorious* birds.
360721 Dreyfus once wrote that on Devil's Island he would see the most glorious birds. Many years later in Britanny he realized they had only been sea gulls.

harold and maude
It's all memorabilia, but incidental and not integral, if you know what I mean.
360363 It's all memorabilia, but incidental and not integral, if you know what I mean.

harold and maude
Oh, Harold... That's *wonderful.* Go and love some more.
360947 Oh! That's wonderful, Harold. Go - and love some more.

harold and maude
*Don't* get officious. You're not yourself when you're officious - That is the curse of a government job.
360618 Oh, don't get officious. You're not yourself when you're officious. That's the curse of a government job.

harold and maude
Harold, *everyone* has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much.
360707 Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much.

harold and maude
Grab the shovel, Harold.
360630 Grab the shovel, Harold.

he's just not that into you
That's a lot of prepositions.
362489 That's a lot of prepositions...

he's just not that into you
I just need you to stop being nice to me unless you're gonna marry me.
362156 No. I need you to stop being nice to me - unless you're gonna marry me after.

heat
Anyone want some pie?
363103 Anybody want some pie?

heat
I do what I do best, I take scores. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me.
363573 I do what I do best. I take scores. You do what you do best trying to stop guys like me.

heathers
Jesus God in Heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch?  It's a joke man. Geez, people are so serious.  Holy Mary who art in Heaven pray for us sinners... so we don't get caught  Another joke.
364390 Jesus God in heaven, uh, why did you kill such hot snatch. That's a joke, man. People are so serious. Hail Mary, who aren't in heaven, pray for us sinners....so we don't get caught. Another joke, man.

heathers
You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.
364220 You were nothing before you met me! You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn! You were a Brownie, you were a Bluebird, you were a Girl Scout Cookie! I got you into a Remington Party! What's my thanks? It's on the hallway carpet. I get paid in puke!

heathers
Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie.
364430 Our love is God. Let's get a Slurpee.

heathers
Ah, oh, uh! I like to suck big dicks. Or, uh... Mmmm! Mmmm! I can't get enough of 'em!
364413 I like to suck big dicks. Mmm-mm! I can't get enough of them. Satisfied?

heathers
What is your damage, Heather?
363994 What's your damage, Heather? You ruined my...

heathers
Nice guys finish last, I should know.
364630 Nice guys finish last. I should know.

heathers
If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
364728 Hey now, if you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.

heathers
Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.
364091 Grow up, Heather. Bulimia's so '86.

heathers
Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.
364549 Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

heathers
Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
364798 We have to talk. Whether to kill yourself is one of the most important decisions a teenager has to make.

heathers
People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep.
364819 You're not listening. People are going to look at the ashes of Westerburg and say there's a school that self-destructed not because society didn't care, but because that school was society. Is that deep or what? I'll let you put it in your diary, babe. Free of charge.

heathers
They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.
364049 Like I give a shit. They all want me, as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshipped at Westerburg and I'm only a Junior.

heathers
Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.
364536 Football season's over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing to offer the school but date-rapes and A.I.D.S. jokes.

heathers
You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.
364081 You wanted to become a member of the most powerful clique in the school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.

heathers
Intense... grow up. You think I'll drink it just because you call me chicken...? Just gimmie the cup, jerk.
364276 Intense? Grow up. You think I'll drink it just because you call me chicken.

heathers
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
364045 Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa? If I did, I probably wouldn't mind talking to the Geek Squad.

heathers
Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.
364835 Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.

heathers
Hi, I'm sorry. Technically, I did not kill Heather Chandler, but hey who am I trying to kid, right? I just want my high school to be a nicer place. Amen. Did that sounded bitchy?
364392 Hi. I'm sorry. Technically I didn't kill Heather Chandler but hey, who am I trying to kid, right? I just want my high school to be a nice place. Amen. Did that sound bitchy?

heathers
Dear Lord, please make sure this never happens to me because I don't think I could handle suicide. Fast, early acceptance into an Ivy League school and please let it be Harvard. Amen.
364389 Dear God, make sure this never happens to me. I do not think I could handle suicide and that's the God's honest truth. Pardon the pun. Fast-early-acceptance- into-an-Ivy-League-school-and- please-let-it-be-Harvard. Amen.

heathers
I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.
364391 I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad every time I did, but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus. Alleluia.

heathers
Let's pretend I blew up the school... all the schools. Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?
364830 Pretend I did blow up the school. All the schools. Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

heathers
I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...
364807 I knew that loose was too noose! I mean, noose too loose! Goddamn you!

heathers
It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.
364286 It's one thing to want somebody out of your life. It's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup of Drano.

heathers
Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho.
364217 Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatchdogs and Diet Cokeheads. Killing Heather'd be like offing the Wicked Witch of the West. Or is it East? West! I sound like a psycho. Tomorrow I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass but tonight let me dream of a world without Heather. A world where I am free.

heathers
Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party tonight.
364161 Great pate, but I'm going to have to motor if I want to be ready for the party tonight.

heathers
It's so great to be able to talk to a girl and not have to ask "What's your major?". I hate that... . So, when you go to college, what subjects do you think you'll study?
364193 It's so great to be able to talk to a girl and not have to ask "What's your major?" I hate that.

heavenly creatures
All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases. It's all frightfully romantic.
364914 Cheer up! All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases! It's all frightfully romantic!

heavenly creatures
We realised why Deborah and I have such extraordinary telepathy and why people treat us and look at us the way they do. It is because we are MAD. We are both stark raving MAD!
365308 We realised why Deborah and I have such extraordinary telepathy and why people treat us and look at us the way they do. It is because we are MAD. We are both stark raving MAD!

heavenly creatures
I think she knows what's going to happen. She doesn't appear to bear us any grudge.
365351 I think she knows what's going to happen . . . she doesn't appear to bear us any grudge!

heavenly creatures
This notion is not a new one but this time it is a definite plan which we intend to carry out. We have worked it out carefully and are both thrilled by the idea. Naturally we feel a trifle nervous, but the pleasure of anticipation is great.
365321 This notion is not a new one but this time it is a definite plan which we intend to carry out. We have worked it out carefully and are both thrilled by the idea. Naturally we feel a trifle nervous, but the pleasure of anticipation is great.

heavenly creatures
We have decided how sad it is for others that they cannot appreciate our genius.
365004 We have decided how sad it is for other people that they cannot appreciate our genius . . .

heavenly creatures
Only the best people fight against all obstacles in pursuit of happiness.
365322 Only the best people fight against all obstacles . . .

heavenly creatures
My new years resolution is a far more selfish one than last year. It is to make my motto, eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow, you may be dead
365192 My New Year's resolution is a far more selfish one than last year, so there is more probability of my keeping it. It is to make my motto: "Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may be dead."

heavenly creatures
It's a three act story with a tragic end.
365348 It's a three-act story with a tragic end.

heavenly creatures
Absolutely not! Orson Wells! Urgh! The most hideous man alive!
364954 Absolutely not! Orson Welles! The most hideous man alive!

heavy metal
She had the most beautiful eyes. I wanted to make some conversation. But I found myself asking the same old stupid questions. ... Are you from around here ?
365824 She had the most beautiful eyes. I wanted to make some conversation but I found my new self asking the same old stupid questions.

heavy metal
But the most we can hope for is to get you buried in secrecy so your grave don't get violated!
365736 But the most we can hope for is to get ya buried in secrecy so yer grave don't get violated! Plead guilty!

heavy metal
I am Ard... Supreme Leader of The Revolution and Next Ruler of The World.
365841 I am Ard - supreme leader of the revolution and the next ruler of the world.

heavy metal
There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out!
365814 There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hangin' out!

heavy metal
To defend: this is the pact. But when life loses its meaning and is taken for naught, then the pact is to avenge!
365777 To defend - this is the Pact. but when life loses its value, and it taken for nought, then the Pact is ... to avenge!!

heavy metal
The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.
365952 The U.N. Building. What a joke. Used to be a nice place until they turned it into low rent housing. Now it's a dump. I wouldn't live there if you paid me.

heavy metal
If you refuse, you die; she dies... everybody dies!
365861 If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies.

heavy metal
The first Earth chick we see in 10 years and he has to make a play for her.
365652 Ah, typical robot. The first Earth-chick we see in ten years, and he's gotta make a play for her.

heavy metal
Wow, 18 years of nothing, and now twice in one day ! What a place.
365893 Wow! Eighteen years of nuthin' and now, twice in one day. What a place!

heavy metal
Take it easy Charlie. I've got an angle.
365725 It's okay, Charlie. I got an angle.

heist
Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.
367240 Everyone needs money. That's why they call it "money..."

heist
She could talk her way out of a sunburn.
367634 She could talk her way outta a sunburn.

heist
You want to play the dozens? Huh? Here we go. There was an error at the hospital, you died at birth, your turn.
367176 You wanna play the dozens. Here you go: They called, there was a bookkeeping error at the Hospital, you died at birth. Your turn...

heist
Are you fuckin' with me? Are you FUCKIN' with me? Or are you done FUCKIN' with me? Because I've just financialized the problem, and you've just become more trouble than you're worth.
367238 Are you fucken with me? Are you fucken with me, or are you done fucken with me? Because I've just "financialized" the problem, and you've just become more trouble than you're worth.

hellbound hellraiser ii
Now all we need... is skin.
367922 Now all we need is a skin.

hellbound hellraiser ii
And to think... I hesitated.
368100 And to think I hesitated ...

hellbound hellraiser ii
Nothing personal, babe!
368093 Nothing personal, babe.

hellbound hellraiser ii
It is not hands that summon us. It is desire.
367997 It is not HANDS that call us...

hellbound hellraiser ii
I recommend... amputation!
368141 I recommend amputation.

hellboy
My uncle used to say that we like people for their qualities but we love them for their defects.
368658 My uncle used to say... we like people for their qualities but love them for their defects.

hellboy
Seal the doors. Red and Blue are coming in.
368373 Seal the doors. Red and Blue are coming in.

hellboy
What landed you this job, pushing "pamcakes"?
368548 What landed you this job, pushing "pamcakes"? Punctuality? What was your area of expertise?

hellboy
Hey. Hey. Hey. They're playing our song.
368359 Hey, hey, hey. They're playing our song.

hellboy
Hurts, doesn't it? You shouldn't hurt PEOPLE!
368582 See? It hurts! You shouldn't hit people!

hellboy
In the absence of light, darkness prevails. There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers. Make no mistake about that. And we are the ones who bump back.
368318 "In the absence of light, darkness prevails." For there are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers. We are the ones who bump back.

hellboy
Second date, no tongue!
368585 Second date. No tongue!!

hellboy
What you having? Six library guards, raw, plus belts and boots. Man, you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out.
368389 Hey. Stinky. Kitchen's closed. Whatcha havin'? Six library guards, raw? Plus belts and boots? Man, you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out --

hellboy
Hell will hold no surprises for us.
368819 Hell will hold no surprises for us.

hellboy
Salt, gathered from the tears of a thousand angels, restraining the essence of Sammael, the Hellhound. The Seed of Destruction. This I can promise, Sammael, for every one of you that falls, two shall arise.
368466 Salt. Gathered from the tears of a thousand martyrs. Restraining the essence of Sammael, the hell hound, the seed of destruction.

hellboy
You killed my father, your ass is mine!
368764 You killed my father --

hellboy
Look at the size of that whammer!
368259 Jesus! would'ya look at the size of that whammer!

hellboy
I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right.
368336 Those comics -- They never got the eyes right.

hellboy
I'm fireproof, you're not.
368430 I'm fireproof. You weren't.

hellboy
Didn't I kill you already?
368579 Didn't I kill you already?

hellboy
Marco. Marco. Get your big red butt down here!
368784 Marco, Marco, Marco... Get your Big Red butt over here!

hellboy
Don't worry about fingerprints. Never had any.
368458 Don't worry about fingerprints. I never had any.

hellraiser
This isn't for your eyes!
370333 This isn't for your eyes.

hellraiser
Come here, damn you, I want to touch you.
370032 Come to Daddy. I only want to touch ...

hellraiser
We'll tear your soul apart!
370260 We'll tear your soul apart!

hellraiser
No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.
370246 No tears please. It's a waste of good suffering.

hellraiser
You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures.
370222 You solved the box. We came. Now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures.

hellraiser
We had to hear it from your own lips.
370331 We had to hear it from his own lips -

hellraiser
We have such sights to show you!
370338 We've got such sights to show you -

hellraiser
The box. You opened it. We came.
370214 The box ... you opened it. We came.

hellraiser deader
Dreams are fleeting. Only nightmares last forever!
371105 No. Dreams come to an end. Nightmares are forever.

hellraiser hellseeker
Welcome to the worst nightmare of all... reality!
371835 Welcome to the worst nightmare of them all, Trevor. Reality.

hellraiser hellseeker
You're freaking me out. And I'm a coroner.
371857 You two are creeping me out. And I'm a coroner.

hellraiser iii: hell on earth
This is my body, This is my blood, Happy are they who come to my supper.
372321 This is my body.  This is my blood. Happy are they who come to my supper.

hellraiser iii: hell on earth
I will enjoy making you bleed. And I will enjoy making you enjoy it.
372329 Spirited.  Good.  I'll enjoy making you bleed.  I'll enjoy making you enjoy it.

henry fool
In Rome today, the Pope issued a message of hope for believers in their fight against what he termed the godless and lost. He did not mention Simon Grimm by name, but offered a prayer for the young, whom he described as sadly in need of faith and not the illusion of conviction offered by rock music, drugs and contemporary poetry.
373082 Meanwhile, in Rome today, the Pope issued a message of hope for believers in their fight against what he termed the godless and lost. He did not mention Simon Grim by name, but offered a prayer for the young whom he described as sadly in need of faith and not the illusion of conviction offered by rock music, drugs and contemporary poetry.

henry fool
An honest man is always in trouble, remember that Simon.
372372 An honest man is always in trouble, Simon. Remember that.

henry fool
Opportunity will move out of the way to let a man pass it by.
372651 'Opportunity will step out of the way to let a man... pass it by.'

henry fool
I learn so much from these magazines Mr. Dang, and I refuse to discriminate between modes of knowing.
372920 I learn so much from these magazines, Mr Deng. I refuse to discriminate between modes of knowing.

henry fool
Certain work needs to be experienced all at once in order for one to appreciate the full force of it's character.
372814 Because certain work needs to be experienced all at once in order for one to appreciate the full force of its character.

henry fool
Look, Simon, I made love to your mother about half an hour ago, and now I'm beginning to think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea.
372564 For example, I made love to your mother about half an hour ago and now I'm beginning to think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea.

henry fool
I've been bad. Repeatedly.
372383 I've been bad. Repeatedly. But why brag? The details of my exploits are only a pretext for a far more expansive consideration of general truths. What is this? It's a philosophy. A poetics. A politics, if you will. A literature of protest. A novel of ideas. A pornographic magazine of truly comic-book proportions. It is, in the end, whatever the hell I want it to be. And when I'm through with it, it's gunna blow a hole this wide straight through the world's own idea of itself!

henry fool
You can't argue about taste.
372789 You can't argue with taste?

henry fool
You see Simon, there's three kinds of "there". There's "there", t-h-e-r-e: "There are the donuts." Then there's "their", t-h-e-i-r, which is the possessive: "It is their donut." Then finally, there's "they're", t-h-e-y-apostrophe-r-e. A contraction meaning: "They're... they're the donut people." Got it?
372493 See, Simon, there are three kinds of there. There's 'There'. T-H-E-R-E. There are the donuts. Then there's T- H-E-I-R; which is the possessive. It is their donut. Then, finally, there's 'they're'. T-H-E-Y-'-R-E. A contraction, meaning they are. They're the donut people. Get it?

henry fool
The world is full of shit indeed.
373183 The world is full of shit.

hero
You remember when I said how I was gonna explain about life, buddy? Well the thing about life is, it gets weird. People are always talking ya about truth. Everybody always knows what the truth is, like it was toilet paper or somethin', and they got a supply in the closet. But what you learn, as you get older, is there ain't no truth. All there is is bullshit, pardon my vulgarity here. Layers of it. One layer of bullshit on top of another. And what you do in life like when you get older is, you pick the layer of bullshit that you prefer and that's your bullshit, so to speak.
374184 You remember where I said how I was gonna explain about life, buddy?  Well, the thing about life is...  it gets weird.  See people are always gonna be talking to you about "truth." Everybody always knows what the truth is, like it was toilet paper or something and they got a supply in the closet. But what you learn as you get older is, there ain't no truth. All there is is bullshit .  Layers of it. One layer of bullshit on top of another.  So what you do in life, like when you get older, is you pick the layer of bullshit you prefer and that's <u>your</u> bullshit, so to speak.  You got that?

hero
Have you ever heard more bullshit or drivel coming from somebody who is not even the president?
374179 What a crock of shit!  Have you ever heard more bullshit and drivel from somebody who wasn't President?

hero
I know why it's raining. I coulda predicted it. It's raining because my fucking wipers are all fucked up. If my wipers were okay, the fucking sun would be shining, AT NIGHT.
373468 I know why it's raining.  I coulda predicted this.  It's raining because my wipers are fucked up. If my wipers were okay, the fucking sun would be shining right now. At night!

hero
You're a god damn saint, John. Pardon the vulgarity.
374141 Y-you're a g-god damn saint, John.

high fidelity
All I'm saying is, you have to allow for things to happen to people, but most of all to yourself. And you don't Bob, so what's the use?
375616 All I'm saying is, you have to allow for things to happen to people, most of all to yourself. Otherwise, what's the use?

high fidelity
I lost it. I lost it all- faith, dignity... about 15 pounds.
374879 And I lost it. I lost it all. Dignity, faith, fifteen pounds...

high fidelity
...I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what you are like... Books, records, films - these things matter. Call me shallow but it's the fuckin' truth, and by this measure I was having one of the best dates of my life.
375188 Books, records, films -- these things matter. Call me shallow but it's the damn truth, and by this measure I was having one of the best dates of my life.

high fidelity
I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?
375256 I never thought I would say this, but can I go work now?

high fidelity
If you *really* wanted to screw me up, you should've gotten to me earlier.
374769 If you really wanted to mess me up, you should have got to me earlier.

high fidelity
It would be nice to think that since I was 14, times have changed. Relationships have become more sophisticated. Females less cruel. Skins thicker. Instincts more developed. But there seems to be an element of that afternoon in everything that's happened to me since. All my romantic stories are a scrambled version of that first one.
374774 It would be nice to think that since I was fourteen, times have changed, relationships have become more sophisticated, females less cruel, skins thicker, but there still seems to be an element of that afternoon in everything that has happened to me since. All my other romantic stories seem to be a scrambled version of that first one.

high fidelity
Rob, top five musical crimes perpetuated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go. Sub-question: is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins, is it better to burn out or fade away?
374847 Rob. Top five musical crimes perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the '80's and '90's. Subquestion -- is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter- day sins? "Is it better to burn out than to fade away?"

high fidelity
You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.
374986 You are as abandoned and as noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than the sex you are having with Ian in my head.

high fidelity
I could've wound up having sex back there. And what better way to exorcise rejection demons than to screw the person who rejected you, right? But you wouldn't be sleeping with a person, you'd be sleeping with the whole sad, single-person culture. It'd be like sleeping with Talia Shire in Rocky if you weren't Rocky.
375361 I could've ended up having sex back there. And what better way to exorcize rejection demons than to screw the person who rejected you, right? But you wouldn't be sleeping with a person. You'd be sleeping with a whole sad single-person culture. It'd be like sleeping with Talia Shire in "Rocky" if you weren't Rocky.

high fidelity
I knew there was a reason I wore a skirt today.
375556 I knew there was a reason I wore a skirt today.

highlander endgame
If your God should persecute me into the next world, then I shall simply have to find myself another.
376769 If your god should persecute me into the next world, then I shall simply have to find myself another. Shocked murmers of outrage shudder through the crowd. Kase steps up and RIPS AWAY Caiolin's cherished silver CRUCIFIX, with its distinctive wooden Christ figure.

highlander endgame
Faith, I told you I look like a fucking orange.
376948 You look like shit.

highlander endgame
Look back at the endless travesties of your life, and you'll see me, always there waiting in the shadows. When friends and lovers are wiped from your sight, I'm there. When those you cherish die abruptly and for no reason, I'm there for you.
377026 Look back over the endless travesties of your life and you'll see me. Always there, waiting in the shadows. When friends and lovers are wiped from your sight, I'm there. KASE When those you cherish die abruptly and for no reason, I'm there. And when a handful of misguided and pathetic idiots just happen to share your own private hell... Guess who? He walks a full circle around Connor. All the while Kase addresses Connor, Faith never takes her eyes off Duncan. KASE But if you think it ends here, my ancient friend, you're wrong. Very... Very... Wrong. Kase turns back to Faith. Pulls his sword and without warning SLICES it across her throat. Faith reflexively GASPS, stumbles backward, leaving--

his girl friday
Walter, you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.
378136 Walter, you're wonderful in a loathesome sort of way. Now, would you mind keeping quiet long enough for me to tell you what I came up here for?

his girl friday
Mighty nice little town, Albany. They've got the state capitol there, you know.
378302 Mighty nice little town, Albany. They've got the State Capitol there, you know.

his girl friday
If you was worth breaking my nails on I'd tear your face wide open.
378588 If you was worth breaking my fingers on, I'd tear your face wide open.

his girl friday
Listen to me, you great big bubble-headed baboon!
378180 Listen, you bumble-headed baboon --

his girl friday
A big fat lummox like you hiring an airplane to write: "Hildy, don't be hasty. Remember my dimple. Walter." Delayed our divorce 20 minutes while the judge went out and watched it.
378124 A fellow your age, hiring an airplane to write: 'Hildy: Don't be hasty -- remember my dimple. Walter.! It held things up twenty minutes while the Judge ran out to watch it.

his girl friday
Madam, you are a cock-eyed liar!
379461 Madam, you're a cockeyed liar! And you know it!

his girl friday
Oh, you're losing your arm! You used to be able to pitch better than that.
378161 You're losing your eye. You used to be able to pitch better than that. Hello... Yeah... What? Sweeney? Well, what can I do for you?

hollow man
You think you're God? I'll show you God!
381459 You wanna see God? I'll show you God.

hope and glory
I have no friends, only relations!
383153 I have no friends, only relations.

hot tub time machine
It must be some kind of hot tub time machine...
386390 A hot tub time machine.

hotel rwanda
There will be no rescue, no intervention for us. We can only save ourselves. Many of you know influential people abroad, you must call these people. You must tell them what will happen to us... say goodbye. But when you say goodbye, say it as if you are reaching through the phone and holding their hand. Let them know that if they let go of that hand, you will die. We must shame them into sending help.
387567 There will be no rescue, no intervention force. We can only save ourselves. Call any foreigner you know, tell them what will happen to us. Say goodbye but when you say goodbye, say it as though you're reaching through and shaking their hand. Let them know if they let go of that hand, you will die. We must shame them into sending help.

hotel rwanda
Oh, God, I'm so ashamed!
387941 Oh God, please Lord.

house of 1000 corpses
What are you, Jimmy Olsen, cub reporter for the Daily Asshole?
388486 What are you, Jimmy Olsen cub reporter for the Daily Asshole?

house of 1000 corpses
Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!
388064 Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.

house of 1000 corpses
Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell. Meanwhile, you're too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin' out your ass singing, "Holy Miss Moley,  Got me a live one."
388491 Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in the fire if I told ya you'd see Hell... meanwhile you too stupid to realize you got a demon sticking out your ass singing, "Holy Miss Moly, I got a live one."

house of 1000 corpses
Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.
388026 God damn it, that motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.

house of 1000 corpses
These are all my dolls. I used to like to chop their heads off and their arms and stick 'em up on the wall.
388334 These are all my dolls. I use to like to chop their heads off.

house of 1000 corpses
My baby boy gets shy around new people, but he'll warm up to you, especially the girls!  He's a real lady KILLER!
388454 Yeah, my baby boy gets shy around new people, but he'll warm up to ya... especially the ladies.

house on haunted hill
Price didn't make the list, the house did... Cause she's a vengeful stupid whore!
390010 Price didn't make the guest list... The house did. It wants vengeance.

house on haunted hill
Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?
389557 Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?

house on haunted hill
Ever see one that starts at the top? 20 stories worth of top.
389431 Ever seen one that starts at the top? 20 stories worth of top?

house on haunted hill
Jesus, she's dead. She was cute too. God, I'd love to get laid before I die.  How you doin' tonight?  Yeah, I'm alright.
389916 -- she's not dead! Just have to get her heart pumping aqain!

house on haunted hill
Guess old Melissa found what she was looking for.
389813 Could be old Melissa found what she was looking for.

house on haunted hill
I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.
389645 I lied. The House is alive and we're all gonna die.

house on haunted hill
There's been a murder almost everyplace in this house!
389883 There's someone else in the House!

house on haunted hill
What good is a million dollars when you're dead?
390082 Not even for a million dollars, Mr. Price.

how to train your dragon
Your mother would have wanted you to have it. It's half her breastplate.  Part of a set. Keeps her close.
390624 Your mother would've wanted you to have it.

how to train your dragon
You've thrown your lot in with them. You're not a viking. You're not my son.
390778 You've thrown your lot in with them. You're not a Viking.

how to train your dragon
All right, I admit it. This is pretty cool. It's... *amazing*. He's amazing.
390684 Alright I admit it. This is pretty cool. It's... amazing.

how to train your dragon
Thank you, for summing that up
390289 Thank you, for summing that up. They reach the doorway.

how to train your dragon
Oh, the gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug, no not me! I manage to lose an entire dragon.
390327 Uggh, the gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug. No, not me. I manage to lose an entire dragon. Hiccup WHACKS a low-hanging branch. It SNAPS back at him, hitting him in the face. He looks up to see a snapped tree trunk. His eyes follow it to a long trench of up-turned earth. He follows it to a downed, black dragon, its body and tail tangled in a bola. It appears dead. Hiccup approaches, beaming.

how to train your dragon
Oh, I'm hurt! I am very much hurt!
390530 Oh, I'm hurt. I am very much hurt.

how to train your dragon
Oh, wow... I-I did it! Oh, I did it! This-this fixes everything! *Yes*!  I have brought down this mighty beast...!
390328 Oh wow. I did it. I did it. This fixes everything.

how to train your dragon
Most people would leave, but not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues.
390186 Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues. Vikings sound the alarm. Viking men and women pour out into the streets, axes in hand. ON HICCUP darting through alleys, staying under eaves, making his way through the battle.

how to train your dragon
Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target! They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more viking-like teens instead.
390373 Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target. They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more Viking-like teens instead. GOBBER stick him in line with the others and continues on toward five massive reinforced doors. Terrible ROARS and BELLOWS issue from within.

how to train your dragon
I'm really beginning to question your teaching methods.
390466 I'm really beginning to question your teaching methods.

how to train your dragon
Everything we know about you guys is wrong.
390599 Everything we know about you guys is wrong.

how to train your dragon
Well, it's satisfying to know that all our food has been dumped down a hole.
390698 It's satisfying to know that all of our food has been dumped down a hole.

how to train your dragon
Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now...
390531 Chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now...

hudson hawk
Listen, Hawk, this might be hard to believe, but I'm just a regular Joe. I just want to be happy. And happiness comes from the achievement of goals. It's just that when you've made your first billion by the age of nineteen, it's hard to keep coming up with new ones. But now, finally, I've got myself a new goal... World domination!
391253 Listen Hawk, this might be hard to believe, but I'm a regular joe. I just want to be happy and happiness comes from the achieving of goals. It's just when you make your first billion by the age of 19, it's hard to keep coming up with new ones. But now finally I got my new goal. World domination. With your help...Bunny....quit that!

hudson hawk
I hated cigarettes until I saw my first NO SMOKING sign. Keep off the grass? Let's play soccer. The law I cared for was friendship. I broke that one too, didn't I.
391445 I hated cigarettes until I saw my first No Smoking sign. Keep off the Grass? Let's play Soccer. Only law I cared about was friendship. Broke that one too, didn't I? This Gates-Mario Brothers-CIA-Mayflower-Da Vinci thing seemed like a sweet deal. Visit foreign lands, take their treasures. I don't know, I thought you'd get into it. It's better than playing darts with M.B.A.'s at the bar. I didn't know it was going to be like this. Them using me to use you... I'm sorry, there's only one way out of this and it's gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you.

hudson hawk
The man knows! The man knows!
391041 The man knows, the man knows!

hudson hawk
If the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third-largest crime family, I'd say, "Kiss my ass." But considering your status, I will say, "Slurp my butt."
391019 If the Mario brothers weren't Jersey's third largest family, I'd say kiss my ass. But considering your status, I'll say slurp my butt.

hudson hawk
I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.
391440 I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career! I'll kill your family, your friends, and the bitch you took to the Prom!

hudson hawk
You know they invented something while you were inside? It's called "the watch".
391105 You know they invented something while you were inside. Called a watch.

hudson hawk
Is looking like a constipated warthog a prerequisite for getting a job in the art world?
391176 Is looking like a constipated warthog a prerequisite to getting a job in the art world?

hudson hawk
I want to make it up to you, kid. That's why I got you this gig. And in the words of the late, great Karen Carpenter, "we've only just begun."
391219 I Want to make things up to you. That's why I got you this gig, doll. Hawk, my name's George Kaplan and to quote the late, great Karen Carpenter, "We've only just begun."

hudson hawk
You fuck my freedom for a lousy job?
391450 You bastard! You fucked my freedom for a lousy job!

human nature
Apes don't assasinate their presidents, gentlemen!
392600 Apes don't assassinate their presidents, gentlemen.

human nature
I'm an ape, mother. Apes don't drop lines.
393319 I'm an ape, mom. I'm an ape. And apes don't drop lines.

human nature
You must choose. It is like that movie "Sofie's Choice" only it is Nathan's choice. Do you know that movie, "Sofie's Choice"? It is like that. Only it is this.
393002 You have to choose Nathan. It's like Sophie's choice. Only it is Nathan's choice. Did you ever see that movie, Sophie's Choice? It is like that. Only it is this.

i am number four
I play a lot of XBOX.
395957 I play a lot of Xbox.

i am sam
Yeah. It's an outgoing message so I think you need to sound a little more outgoing.
396413 It's the outgoing message. You need to sound more outgoing. Let's start again.

i am sam
Sam, I can go at least another nine rounds, but you got to let me in.
396842 Sam, I can go at least nine more rounds. But you gotta let me in. Please Sam. Please.

i am sam
All you need is love.
396605 "All you need is love."

i am sam
It's just... I've never lost at anything.
396923 It's just...it's just that...I've never lost anything.

i am sam
You think you've got the market cornered on human suffering? Let me tell you something about people like me. People like me feel lost, and little, and ugly, and dispensable. People like me have husbands, screwing other people far more perfect than me. People like me have sons who hate them. And I've screamed, I've screamed horrible things at him, at a 7 year old because he doesn't want to get in the car at the end of the day! And then he looks at me with such anger and I hate him then! I know I'm failing you! I know I'm disappointing you! I know you deserve better but get in the fucking car! It's like every morning I wake up and, I fail. And I look around and everybody seems to be pulling it off, but I-I-I can't! No matter how hard I try. Somehow, I'll never be enough.
396860 You think you got the market cornered on human suffering? Well let me tell you something about "People like me." People like me feel little and lost and ugly and dispensable. People like me have perfect husbands screwing someone far more perfect than me and my son, my son hates me, I try too hard and I push and he knows it and I talk in that voice, that voice I promised I'd never use, and I've screamed, I've screamed horrible things to him, a five year-old because he doesn't want to get in the car at the end of a day and he stares at me with such anger and I hate him then. I know I'm failing you, I know I'm disappointing you, I know you deserve better but get in the fucking car! It's like every morning I wake up and fail, and I look around and anybody, anybody can pull it off, but somehow I can't. And I know, I know I have everything, and I'm still miserable and it's pathetic. I know it's pathetic. No matter how hard I try, something about me will never be enough.

i am sam
Sam, you gotta be firm on this.
396720 Sam. You've got to be firm on this.

i love you phillip morris
Enough romance. Let's fuck!
397292 Enough romance, let's fuck.

i love you phillip morris
I love you, Phillip Morris! I love you!
396988 "I Love You Phillip Morris" Green Pages 5-23-08 2.

i love you phillip morris
Love sure is a funny thing. Makes you happy, makes you sad, makes you do all sorts of things you never thought you'd do before. In fact, love's the reason I'm laying here dying.
396987 Love sure is a funny thing... It makes you happy. Makes you sad. Makes you do all sorts of things you never thought you'd do before. Love's the reason I'm here actually.

i still know what you did last summer
Hush, child. No more screaming, no more running, it's time to die!
398470 Shush, now. No more screaming...No more running. Time to die.

i still know what you did last summer
Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.
397880 Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.

i still know what you did last summer
This island didn't have a murder rate until you people showed up!
398401 Excuse me, but this island didn't have a murder rate until you people showed up. I've never seen a dead body before.

i still know what you did last summer
Great, cancer in a box.
398273 Cancer in a box.

i walked with a zombie
Don't worry about a sugar planter. Give him a horse and he'll ride to his own funeral.
398675 Don't worry about a sugar planter. Give him a mule and he'll ride to his own funeral.

i walked with a zombie
I walked with a zombie... sounds strange to say.
398494 I walked with a zombie.  It does seem an odd thing to say. Had anyone said that to me a year ago, I'm not at all sure I would have known what a Zombie was. I might have had some notion -- that they were strange and frightening, and perhaps a little funny.  But I have walked with a Zombie

i, robot
Thank you... you said 'someone'... not 'something'.
394786 Hah -- I caught you. You said someone. Not something.

in the loop
OK. Your phone is off, but there's been a catastrofuck here. Someone's leaked Liza Weld's PWIP PIP paper to the BBC. I reckon it's going to be on the six o'clock news, one o'clock your time. That is going to fucking fist your UN vote to death. Right. Missing you loads. PWIP PIP toodle-oo.
401518 Okay, your phone's off, which means you've been shot dead by a fat American, but there's been a fucktastrophe. Someone's leaked Liza Weld's Pwip Pip paper to the BBC. I reckon it'll be on the Six O'Clock news here, one o'clock your time, so it's going to fist your fucking vote apart. Missing you loads, pwip-pip, toodle-oo!

in the loop
This is the minister of international development here, he should be talking about... food parcels... not... fucking, arse-spraying mayhem!
400594 Diarrhoea? I mean, this is the minister for International Development. He should be talking about food parcels, not fucking arse-spraying mayhem.

in the loop
I just got off the phone with Linton, who proceeded to bitch me out for allowing "I Heart Huckabees" on the troops' DVD roster. Yeah. You know that phrase, "I'm too old for this shit"? Well, I'm too young for this shit. You know?
401791 Well Alan, I have been balled out by Linton for allowing I Heart Huckabees on to the troops DVD roster. You know the phrase, "I'm too old for this shit? Well, I'm too young for this shit.

in the loop
Christ on a bendy-bus. Don't be such a fucking faff arse.
400865 Christ on a bendy-bus, Simon, stop being such a faffing fuck-arse.

in the loop
Simon, I don't like finding out about people employed by this government via the news unless they've just died. Be here, now,
400848 Simon. I don't like finding out about people I work with via the news, unless they've died. Get over here now so we can address at least one of those issues.

in the loop
In the words of the late, great Nat King fucking Cole, unforeseeable, that's what you are.
400668 In the words of the late, great Nat King Fucking Cole, `Unforeseeable, that's what you are..'

in the loop
No, no, no, you needn't worry about the Canadians, they're just happy to be there.  Yes, well, they always look surprised when they're invited.
400716 You needn't worry about the Canadians. They're just happy to be there. Yes, well, they always look surprised when they're invited.

in the loop
I can't stand to see a woman bleed from the mouth. It reminds me of that Country & Western music which I cannot abide.
400950 I don't like to see a woman bleeding from the mouth. It makes me think of Country and Western music. Which I really can't abide.

in the loop
"Climbing the mountain of conflict"? You sounded like a Nazi Julie Andrews!
400855 Do you know what you sounded like? You sounded like a fucking Nazi Julie Andrews.

in the loop
Linton has set up a secret war committee. I just know it. I mean, Linton is an absolute lunatic, Liza. He is dangerous. The voices in his head are now sing barbershop together.
400831 Linton has set up a secret war committee, I just know it. I mean, Linton is an absolute lunatic, Liza. He is dangerous. The voices in his head are now singing barbershop together.

in the loop
Well, I don't want to be accused of micro-managing, but I cannot understand why "I Heart Huckabees" is on a list of DVDs considered suitable for armed-forces entertainment. That self-indulgent crap is not suitable for combat troops.
401788 Okay, I don't want to be accused of micro managing but I personally do not see that `I heart Huckabees' should be on the list of dvds suitable for forces entertainment. That self-indulgent crap is not suitable entertainment for combat troops. And where's `United 93' on here? That should be playing 24/7.

in the loop
He's got his little cannons and he's got his little guns, and... This is the problem with civilians wanting to go to war. Once you've been there, once you've seen it, you never want to go again unless you absolutely fucking have to. It's like France.
401281 See, this is the problem with civilians wanting to go to war. When you've been there you don't want to go back unless you absolutely have to. It's like France.

independence day
This is the vault. Or as some of us like to call it: The Freak Show.
403341 This is vault, or as some of us have come to call it, the &quot;freak show.&quot;

independence day
If I had known I was gonna meet the president I would've worn a tie. Look at me, I look like a schliemiel.
403172 If I had known I was going to meet the President, I'd a worn a tie. Look at me, I look like a schlemiel.

independence day
And I always thought THESE were gonna kill me.
403667 Funny, I always thought things like these would kill me.

independence day
*That's* what you get! Ha Ha! Look at you! Ya ship's all banged up!  Who's the man? Huh? Who's the man? Wait till I get another plane! I'm a line ya friends up right beside you! Where ya at, huh? Where ya at?   Welcome to earth.
403553 Exactly. Use it the same way. Only the nuke won't detonate on impact. You'll have another thirty seconds to get as far away as you can.

independence day
If we don't act now, we may not have much of an America left to defend.
403287 If we don't strike soon, there may not be much of an America left to defend.

independence day
Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.
403097 The whole world is trying to get out of Washington and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.

independence day
Now that's what I call a close encounter
403268 Now that's a close encounter.

independence day
A toast, to the end of the world.
403438 A toast to the end of the world.

independence day
It's Air Force One for crying out loud and still he gets sick!
403228 It's Air Force One for crying out loud. Still he gets sick?

independence day
All you need is love, John Lennon, smart man, shot in the back very sad.
403237 All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.

indiana jones and the last crusade
How does one get off this thing?
404399 How does one get off this thing?

indiana jones and the last crusade
Our situation has not improved.
404192 Our situation has not improved.

indiana jones and the last crusade
You call *this* archaeology?
404397 You call this archaeology?

indiana jones and the last crusade
Look at this! I've gone and caught a sniffle!
404007 Now look! I've gone and caught a sniffle.

indiana jones and the last crusade
Ask yourself, why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory, or for yours?
403962 Ask yourself, why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory, or for yours?

indiana jones and the last crusade
I was just remembering the last time we had a quiet drink together. I had a milkshake.
404276 Do you remember the last time we had a quiet drink? I had a milk shake.

indiana jones and the last crusade
"X" never, ever marks the spot.
403899 Ten. "X" marks the spot.

indiana jones and the last crusade
The search for the Grail is the search for the divine in all of us. But if you want facts, Indy, I've none to give you. At my age, I'm prepared to take a few things on faith.
403840 But if you want facts, Indy, I have none to give you. At my age, I'm prepared to take a few things on faith.

indiana jones and the last crusade
I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up.
404416 I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up.

indiana jones and the last crusade
Nazis. I hate these guys.
404014 Nazis. I hate these guys.

indiana jones and the last crusade
She ransacked her own room, and I fell for it!
404097 She ransacked her own room and I fell for it. How did you know she was a Nazi?

indiana jones and the last crusade
Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or maybe even ancient Greek?
404114 Does anyone here speak English? Or even ancient Greek?

indiana jones and the last crusade
Sallah, I said *no* camels. That's *five* camels. Can't you count?
404377 Sallah, I said no camels! That's five camels. Can't you Count?

indiana jones and the last crusade
Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.
403770 ... the search for fact. Not truth. If it's truth you're interested in, Doctor Tyree's Philosophy class is right down the hall.

indiana jones and the last crusade
I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky...
404318 I suddenly remembered Charlemagne. "Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky."

indiana jones and the last crusade
Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.
403996 Look, what do you think is going on here? Since I've met you, I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here. My guess is Dad found out more than he was looking for. And until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.

indiana jones and the last crusade
Compensation for my brother-in-law's car!
404378 Compensation for my brother-in- law's car. Indy, your father and Brody

indiana jones and the last crusade
But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you.
404466 You must choose. But choose wisely. For as the True Grail will bring you life the False Grail will take it from you.

indiana jones and the last crusade
And in this sort of race, there's no silver medal for finishing second.
404334 Now they have the map! And in this sort of race, there's no silver medal for finishing second.

indiana jones and the last crusade
You have chosen... wisely. But, beware: the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal, for that is the boundry, and the price, of immortality.
404478 You have chosen wisely. But the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal. That is the boundary and the price of immortality.

indiana jones and the last crusade
I trust your trip down was comfortable, Dr Jones. My men didn't alarm you, I hope.
403792 I trust your trip down was comfortable, Doctor Jones. My men didn't alarm you, I hope.

indiana jones and the last crusade
My son, we're pilgrims in an unholy land.
404237 My boy, we are Pilgrims in an unholy land.

indiana jones and the last crusade
Petroleum... I should stick a well down here and retire.
403916 Petroleum. I could sink a well down here and retire.

indiana jones and the last crusade
Does anyone understand a word I'm saying here?
404117 Does anyone understand a word I'm saying here?

indiana jones and the last crusade
I misjudged you, Walter. I knew you would sell your mother for an Etruscan vase. But I didn't know you would sell out your country and your soul... to the slime of humanity.
404105 I misjudged you WalterI knew you'd sell your mother for an Etruscan vase. But I didn't know you'd sell your country and your soul to the slime of humanity.

indiana jones and the temple of doom
You are in a position unsuitable to give orders.
405587 You are in no position to give orders, Dr. Jones.

indiana jones and the temple of doom
Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.
405301 Dr. Jones, it our country a guest does not usually insult his host.

indiana jones and the temple of doom
Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!
405592 Mola Ram -- you're about to meet Kali -- in Hell!

indiana jones and the temple of doom
Kali Ma protects us! We are her children! We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh... and blood!
405514 Kali Ma protects us now and for- ever, and we must pledge our devotion by worshipping her with an offering of flesh and blood!

indiana jones and the temple of doom
You don't believe me, Dr. Jones? You will, Dr. Jones. You will become a true believer.
405459 You do not believe me? You will, Dr. Jones. You will become a true believer.

indiana jones and the temple of doom
I should say you look rather lost, but then I can't imagine where in the world the three of you would look at home.
405234 I would say you look rather lost. But then I cannot imagine where in the world the three of you would look at home...

indiana jones and the temple of doom
Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?
405357 Five minutes, Dr. Jones...

inglourious basterds
Monsieur LaPadite, to both your family and your cows I say: Bravo.
406223 Monsieur, to both your family, and your cows, I say; Bravo.

inglourious basterds
I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off.
407597 So I'm gonna give you a little somethin you can't take off.

inglourious basterds
It's only the offspring of slaves that allows America to be competitive athletically. American Olympic gold can be measured in Negro sweat.
406663 - it's only the off spring of slaves that allows America to be competitive athletically. America olympic gold can measured in Negro sweat. Shosanna is lead through the French eatery by the Gestapo Major. Private Zoller see's her, and stands up, excuse's himself, and greets her before she reaches the table. Fredrick says in French, SUBTITLED in ENGLISH;

inglourious basterds
I have no doubt, and yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night. But you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Goering and you won't get Bormann. And you need all four to end the war. But if I do pick up that phone right there, you may very well get all four. And if you get all four, you end the war... tonight.  So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight.
407447 I have no doubt, and yes, some Germans will die., and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very very very mad at you for what you've done to his big night. But you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gering, and you won't get Boorman. And you need all four to end the war.

inglourious basterds
You either do what the fuck we tell you, or I'll bury this axe in your collaborating skull.
406931 You ether do what the fuck we tell you to, or I'll bury this axe in your collaborating skull.

inglourious basterds
I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.
406249 - I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false are often reveling. So Monsieur LaPadite, what rumors have you heard regarding The Dreyfusis? The Farmerlooks at Landa.

inglourious basterds
I can vouch for everything the young captain has just said. He *does* hail from the bottom of Piz Palu. He *was* in the film, and his brother *is* far more handsome than he.
407047 Major, if my word means anything, I can vouch for everything the Young Cap't has just said. He does hail from the bottom of Piz Palu, he was in the film, and his brother is far more handsome then he. The impostors laugh. Then....so does the Gestapo Major. He turns to the Sgt.

inglourious basterds
My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and THIS is the face... of Jewish vengeance!
407573 My name is Shosanna Dreyfus, and this is the face of Jewish Vengeance! Marcel,

inglourious basterds
Who wants to send a message to Germany?
407558 Who wants to send a message to Germany? In the top right of FRAME The 2nd REEL CHANGE MARK POPS ON...

inglourious basterds
It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover.
406572 It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover. Sweet dreams, Mademoiselle. He gives her a little salute, and walks into the black of a curfew imposed night. She looks after him. She didn't show it, but he kinda got to her. After all, for any true cinema lover, it's hard to hate anybody who, CINEMA MON AMOUR.

inglourious basterds
Bring that fucker over here!
406930 Bring that fucker over here! Put his head down on that table. Marcel, holds his arm behind him, as he forces his head flat against the table top. Shosanna brings a HATCHET DOWN DEEP into the table, just by his face.

inglourious basterds
What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none... And that Monsieur is what a Jew shares with a rat.
406288 What a tremendously hostile world a rat must endure. Yet, not only does he survive, he thrives. And the reason for this, is because our little foe has a instinct for survival and presavation second to none. And that Monsieur, is what a jew shares with a rat. Consequently, a German soldier, conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar - he looks everywhere, he would hide. But there are many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However the reason the Fuhrer brought me off my Alps in Austria, and placed me in French cow country today, is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. May I smoke my pipe as well? Th e Farmer's cool facade is little by little eroding.

inglourious basterds
You know somethin', Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.
407600 You know somethin Uitivich, I think this just might be my masterpiece.

inglourious basterds
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
406393 Well Werner, if you heard of us, you probably heard, we ain't in the prisoner takin business. We in the killin Nazi business. And cousin, business is boomin. The Basterds laugh.

inglourious basterds
We have all our rotten eggs in one basket. The objective of the operation: blow up the basket.
406888 Basically, we have all our rotten eggs in one basket. The objective of Operation Kino.... Blow up the basket.

insomnia
I can't judge. There are two kinds of people in Alaska: those who were born here and those who come here to escape something. I wasn't born here.
410563 There are two kinds of people in Alaska. Those who were born here and those who've come here to escape something in their lives. I wasn't born here, Will. I'm in no position to judge anyone. I'm not about that any more.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
You lack the courage of your convictions sir, do it.
411583 You lack the courage of your convictions, sir. Do it.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
I came to make peace with you, even though you are the father of lies.
411973 I came to make peace with you, even if you're the father of lies. I want things to be as they were.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
Who will take care of me my love, my dark angel, when you are gone?
412234 And who will care for me my love, my dark angel, when you are gone?

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
They know about us. They watch us dine on empty plates and drink from empty glasses.
411743 They know about us. They see us dine on empty plates and drink from empty glasses.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
So you want me to tell you the story of my life?
411547 So you want me to tell you the story of my life...

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
Her blood coursed through my veins sweeter than life itself. And as it did, Lestat's words made sense to me. I knew peace only when I killed and when I heard her heart in that terrible rhythm, I knew again what peace could be.
411813 For years I had not savoured a human. And when I had Lestat's words made sense to me. I knew peace only when I killed and when I heard her heart in that terrible rhythm I knew again what peace could be. Yet even then I could not contenance it...

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
That morning I was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely, and yet I can't recall any sunrise before it. I watched the whole magnificence of the dawn for the last time as if it were the first. And then I said farewell to sunlight, and set out to become what I became.
411618 My last sunrise. That morning I was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely, yet I don't remember any sunrise before it. I watched the whole magnificence of the dawn for the last time, as if it were the first. And the I said goodbye to sunlight and went out to become what I became.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
Your body's dying. Pay no attention, It happens to us all.
411651 You're body's dying. Pay no attention. It will take twenty minutes at most.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves.
411820 Evil is a point of view. God kills, indiscriminately, and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
I walked all night, I walked as I had walked years before when my mind swarmed with guilt at the thought of killing. I had thought of all the things I had done, and couldn't undo. And I longed for a moments peace.
411938 I walked all night. I walked as I walked years before when my mind swam with guilt at the thought of killing. I found myself at the Cathedral.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
So it was, when I'd given up the search for vampires, that a vampire found me.
412072 So it was when I had given up the search for vampires that a vampire found me...

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
A little child she was, but also a fierce killer, now capable of the ruthless pursuit of blood with all a child's demanding.
411860 A little child she was, but also a fierce killer, now capable of the ruthless pursuit of blood with all a child's demanding.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
I know nothing of God, or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that will damn or save my soul. And as far as I know, after four hundred years, I am the oldest living vampire in the world.
412150 None that I've ever known. I know nothing of God or the Devil, I have never seen a vision nor learnt a secret that would damn or save my soul. And as far as I know, after four hundred years I am the oldest living vampire in the world.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful, magical? Our white skin, our fierce eyes? "Drink" you ask me, do you have any idea of the thing you will become?
412227 How do we seem to you? Do you think us beautiful, magical, our white skin, our fierce eyes? Drink, you ask me! Have you any idea of the thing you will become?

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
Suppose death had a heart to love and to release you, to whom would he turn this passion, would you chose a person from the crowd there. A person to suffer as you suffer.
412107 And suppose death had a heart to love and to release you? To whom would he turn his passion? Would you pick a person from the crowd there? A person to suffer as you suffer?

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
Feed on what you will. Rats, chickens, poodles, I'll leave you to it and watch you come around. But just remember, life without me would be even more unbearable.
411733 Feed on what you want, mon cherie. Rats, chickens, doves, goats. I'll leave you to it and watch you come round. Just remember, life without me would be even more unbearable...

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
My God, I've failed again.
412344 Dear God. I've failed again, haven't I?

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
It's so easy you almost feel sorry for them. You'll get used to killing. Just forget about that mortal coil. You'll become accustomed to it, all too quickly.
411689 You'll get used to killing. Just forget about that mortal coil. You'll become accustomed to things all too quickly.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
Do you know what his soul said to me, without saying a word? 'Let him go', he said 'Let him go'.
412180 Do you know what his soul said to me without saying a word? When he put me in that trance...

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
It's time we were on our way. I'm hungry, and the city awaits.
412156 Come, beloved. It's time we were on our way. I'm hungry and the city waits.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
All I need to find you Louis, is follow the corpses of rats.
411814 All I need to find you Louis is follow the corpses of rats.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
We are predators, Whose all seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment.
411784 Vampires are killers. Predators, who's all seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
In the spring of 1988, I returned to New Orleans, and as soon as I smelled the air, I knew I was home. It was rich, almost sweet, like the scent of jasmine and roses around our old courtyard. I walked the streets, savoring that long lost perfume.
412303 I had returned to new Orleans. As soon as I smelt the air, I knew I was home. There was sadness there, rich, almost sweet, like the fragrance of jasmine. I walked the streets, savouring it like a long lost perfume...

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
Goodnight sweet prince, may flights of devils wing you to your rest.
411996 Goodnight, sweet prince, may flights of devils wing you to your rest.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
Though the fire seemed to spread through the quarter, I stood on that deck, fearful he would come out again from the very river, like some monster, to destroy us both. And all the while, I thought, 'Lestat, you deserve your vengeance. You gave me the dark gift, and I delivered you into the hands of death for the second time.'
412030 Though the fire seemed to spread through the quartier, I stood on that deck until dawn, fearful he would come out again of the very river like some monster to destroy us both. And all the while I thought, Lestat, we deserve your vengeance. You gave me the dark gift. And I delivered you into the hands of death for the second time.

into the wild
I'm going to paraphrase Thoreau here... rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth.
412523 I'll paraphrase Thoreau -- "Rather than love, than money, than fairness, give me truth."

into the wild
I'm supertramp.  and you're super apple!
412690 I'm Superman. SuperTramp.

intolerable cruelty
I'm gonna nail your ass!
413107 I'm gonna nail your ass!

intolerable cruelty
Told him it was no go...
414035 WE told him it was no go...

intolerable cruelty
Hmm... Hmm... Yes, your husband did show remarkable foresight in taking those pictures. And, yes, absent a swimming pool, the presence of a pool man would appear to be suspicious. But, Madam, who is the real victim here? Let me suggest to you the following. Your husband, who on a prior occasion had slapped you, beat you.
413450 Yes. Your husband did show remarkable foresight in taking those pictures. And, yes, absent a swimming pool, the presence of the pool man would appear to be suspicious. But Bonnie, who is the real victim here? Let me suggest the following. Your husband, who on a prior occasion slapped you -- beat you --

intolerable cruelty
Well, I think it stinks. They left you with nothing. Makes you wonder about the entire legal system. Like Rodney... Whatshisname.
413418 That stinks. They left you with absolutely nothing. It makes you wonder about the entire legal system. Like Rodney King.

intolerable cruelty
Let me rephrase. Mrs. Rexroth, have you ever been in love?
413369 Rephrase. Mrs. Rexroth, have you ever been in love?

inventing the abbotts
You look like a clown. He looks like a clown, mom, and he doesn't even know it.
415202 No, I know what I look like without any clothes on -- I look naked.

inventing the abbotts
Hey, Jacey... Remember that time I got my dick caught in my zipper?
414758 Remember that time I got my dick caught in my zipper?

inventing the abbotts
You do realize you may be the only person at this party with artificial sideburns?
414634 Doug, you do understand that you may be the only person at this party with artificial sideburns?

inventing the abbotts
Look, I'm not rich. My father is. And I don't pick my father. And if I had a choice between having tons of money or having another father, I'd be absolutely deligthed to be poor. But unfortunately, life is just not a cafeteria.
415095 You tell me, because I don't get it! Look, I'm not rich, my father is. And I didn't pick my father. And if I had a choice between having tons of money or having another father, I'd be absolutely delighted to be poor! But unfortunately life is not a cafeteria!

inventing the abbotts
Backyard nudity is hypocritical. It's insincere. People should do and say exactly what they feel and think and not try to hide things.
415165 Yeah. Back yard nudity is hypocritical. It's insincere. People should do and say exactly what they feel or think and not try to hide things.

inventing the abbotts
You didn't know your mother at all if you think someone like me would ever stood a chance with someone like her.
415614 You didn't know your mother at all if you think someone like me would've ever stood a chance with someone like her. That just goes to show you how stupid this town is -- that they'd believe she slept with me. That'd make Charlie laugh. Your old man was my best friend. He used to call me 'Egg-head' -- hell, everybody did. And back then everybody knew that Egg-head Abbott didn't stand a snowball's chance in hell with Helen Riley. Of course, that was all before I became Lloyd Abbott -- Mr. Abbott. That was back when I still had chicken shit on my shoes and twelve cents in my pocket. Charlie Holt was the only one good enough for Helen. I used to spy on 'em -- yup, I did. Used to watch them sit on the front porch of her house -- your house -- and watch 'em talk.

it happened one night
You know, I had you pegged right from the jump. Just a spoiled brat of a rich father. The only way you get anything is to buy it, isn't it? You're in a jam and all you can think of is your money. It never fails, does it? Ever hear of the word humility? No, you wouldn't. I guess it would never occur to you to just say, 'Please mister, I'm in trouble, will you help me?' No, that would bring you down off your high horse for a minute. Well, let me tell you something, maybe it will take a load off your mind. You don't have to worry about me. I'm not interested in your money or your problem. You, King Westley, your father. You're all a lot of hooey to me!
420868 Never mind. You know I had you pegged right from the start, you're the spoiled brat of a rich father. The only way you can get anything is to buy it. Now you're in a jam and all you can think of is your money. It never fails, does it? Ever hear of the word "Humility"? No, you wouldn't. I guess it never occurred to you to just say, "Please mister, I'm in trouble. Will you help me?" No; that'd bring you down off your high horse for a minute. Let me tell you something; maybe it'd take a load off your mind. You don't have to worry about me. I'm not interested in your money or your problems. You, King Westley, your father, you're all a lot of hooey to me.

it happened one night
That's the way things go: you think you got a great yarn, and something comes along and messes up the finish - and there you are.
421591 Great! But that's the way things go. You think you got a swell yarnthen something comes alongmesses up the finishand there you are.

it's a wonderful life
Ohh, there must be some easier way for me to get my wings.
419427 There must be some easier way for me to get my wings.

it's a wonderful life
A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town.
419520 Good idea, Ernie. A toast... to my big brother, George. The richest man in town!

it's a wonderful life
I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow, and the next day, and the next year, and the year after that.
418871 I know what I'm going to do tomorrow and the next day and next year and the year after that. I'm shaking the dust of this crummy little town off my feet, and I'm going to see the world... And I'm going to build things. I'm going to build air fields. I'm going to build skyscrapers a hundred stories high. I'm going to build a bridge a mile long.

it's a wonderful life
Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison! That's what it means! One of us is going to jail... well, it's not gonna be me!
419029 Where's that money, you stupid, silly old fool? Where's the money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal, and prison!

it's a wonderful life
Look at you. You used to be so cocky. You were going to go out and conquer the world. You once called me "a warped, frustrated, old man!" What are you but a warped, frustrated young man? A miserable little clerk crawling in here on your hands and knees and begging for help. No securities, no stocks, no bonds. Nothin' but a miserable little $500 equity in a life insurance policy.  You're worth more dead than alive!
419155 Look at you. You used to be so cocky! You were going to go out and conquer the world! You once called me a warped, frustrated old man. What are you but a warped, frustrated young man? A miserable little clerk crawling in here on your hands and knees and begging for help. No securities  no stocks  no bonds  nothing but a miserable little five hundred dollar equity in a life insurance policy. You're worth more dead than alive. Why don't you go to the riff-raff you love so much and ask them to let you have eight thousand dollar? You know why? Because they'd run you out of town on a rail... But I'll tell you what I'm going to do for you, George. Since the state examiner is still here, as a stockholder of the Building and Loan, I'm going to swear out a warrant for your arrest. Misappropriation of funds  manipulation  malfeasance...

it's a wonderful life
Just a minute... just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You're right when you say my father was no businessman. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor anyone else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was... why, in the 25 years since he and his brother, Uncle Billy, started this thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy? He didn't save enough money to send Harry away to college, let alone me. But he did help a few people get out of your slums, Mr. Potter, and what's wrong with that? Why... here, you're all businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers? You... you said... what'd you say a minute ago? They had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. Wait? Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken down that they... Do you know how long it takes a working man to save $5,000? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well in my book, my father died a much richer man than you'll ever be!
418445 Just a minute  just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You're right when you say my father was no business man. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor anybody else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was... Why, in the twenty- five years since he and Uncle Billy started this thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy? He didn't save enough money to send Harry to school, let alone me. But he did help a few people get out of your slums, Mr. Potter. And what's wrong with that? Why... Here, you're all businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers? You... you said... What'd you say just a minute ago?... They had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. Wait! Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken- down that they... Do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him, but to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be!

it's a wonderful life
You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?
419074 Wrong? Everything's wrong! You call this a happy family? Why did we have to have all these kids?

it's a wonderful life
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
419402 Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives, and when he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?

it's a wonderful life
I owe everything to George Bailey. Help him, dear Father.
418027 I owe everything to George Bailey. Help him, dear Father.

it's a wonderful life
Boys and girls and music. Why do they need gin?
418265 Boys and girls and music. Why do they need gin?

it's a wonderful life
Dear Father in heaven, I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there and you can hear me  show me the way... show me the way.
419161 God... God... Dear Father in Heaven, I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there and you can hear me, show me the way. I'm at the end of my rope. Show me the way, God.

it's a wonderful life
What's the matter, Othello - jealous? Did you know there's a swimming pool under this floor? And did you know that *button* behind you causes this floor to open up? And did you further know that George Bailey is dancing right over that crack?  I've got the key!
418349 What's the matter, Othello  jealous? Did you know there's a swimming pool under this floor? And did you know that button behind you causes this floor to open up? And did you further know that George Bailey is dancing right over that crack? And I've got the key?

it's a wonderful life
Watch this guy, Bert, he's bats!
419375 Watch him, Bert.

it's a wonderful life
You've been given a great gift, George: A chance to see what the world would be like without you.
419339 You've been given a great gift, George. A chance to see what the world would be like without you.

it's a wonderful life
Well, you look about the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?
419222 Well, you look about like the kind of an angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?

it's a wonderful life
I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
418079 Wish I had a million dollars.

it's a wonderful life
I been savin' this money for a divorce, if ever I got a husband.
419509 I've been saving this money for a divorce, if ever I get a husband.

it's a wonderful life
After all, Potter, some people like George HAD to stay at home. Not every heel was in Germany and Japan.
418962 After all, Potter, some people like George had to stay home. Not every heel was in Germany and Japan!

it's a wonderful life
Get me. I'm givin' out wings!
419322 Hey! Get me! I'm giving out wings!

it's a wonderful life
I feel like a bootlegger's wife!
418672 I feel like a bootlegger's wife. Look!

it's a wonderful life
Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to jail!
419498 Isn't it wonderful?

it's complicated
Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?
420057 Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes? I won't think less of you, you know.

jackie brown
Ordell, this isn't a bar. You don't have a tab.
423541 Ordell, this isn't a bar, an you don't have a tab.

jackie brown
Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.
423232 This TEC-9? They advertise it as being the most popular gun in American crime. Can you believe that shit? It actually says that on the little booklet that comes with it. "Most Popular Gun in American Crime," like they're proud of that shit.

jackie brown
I'm 56 years old. I can't blame anybody else for something I did.
424700 I'm fifty-five-years old. I can't blame anybody for anything I do.

jackie brown
Try not to tear his clothes off, OK? They're new.
423858 Try not to rip his clothes off 'em they're new.

jackie brown
What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!
424509 What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass use'ta be beautiful.

jackie brown
My money's in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there, and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?
424652 She starts givin' me some bullshit about it ain't there. It's somewhere else and we can go get it. I'm shootin' you in the head right then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot her in the kneecap, find out where my godamn money is. I go walkin' in there and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you're the first man shot, understand what I'm sayin'?

jackie brown
Well, I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on people almost 20 years. The best job I could get after my bust was Cabo Air, which is the worst job you can get in this industry. I make about sixteen thousand, with retirement benefits that ain't worth a damn. And now with this arrest hanging over my head, I'm scared. If I lose my job I gotta start all over again, but I got nothing to start over with. I'll be stuck with whatever I can get. And that shit is scarier than Ordell.
423785 Well, I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waitin' on people almost twenty years. The best job I could get after my bust was Cabo Air, which is about the worst job you can get in this industry. I make about sixteen thousand, with retirement benefits , ain't worth a damn. And now with this arrest hanging over my head, I'm scared. If I lose my job I gotta start all over again, but I got nothin to start over with. I'll be stuck with whatever I can get. And that scares me more than Ordell.

jackie brown
Uh uh uh... I didn't hear you wash your hands.
423502 Unh... unh... unh... I din't hear you wash your hands.

jackie brown
Shit, Jackie. You come in this place on Saturday night I bet you need nigger repellant to keep motherfuckers off your ass.
423912 I bet you come here on a Saturday night, you need nigga repellent keep 'em off your ass.

jackie brown
Is white guilt supposed to make me forget that I run a business?
423545 Is white guilt supposed to make me forget I'm running a business?

jackie brown
You know, a good cop will never let you know he knows you're full of shit.
424292 You know, a good cop won't let you know he knows you're fulla shit.

jackie brown
Half a million dollars will always be missed.
424056 A half-a-million dollars will always be missed.

jackie brown
Somebody with a grudge blew Beaumont's brains out. Oh shit, that shit rhymes! "Blew Beau-mont's, brains out!"
423518 Somebody with a grudge blew Beaumont's brains out - hey, that rhymes - blew Beaumont's brains out.

jackie brown
Shut your raggedy-ass up, and sit the fuck down!
423695 Shut your raggedy ass up and sit down.

jackie brown
My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.
424622 My ass be dumb, but I'm not a dumbass. Go sit over there on the couch.

jackie brown
You can't trust Melanie but you can trust Melanie to be Melanie.
424158 You can't trust Melanie. But you can always trust Melanie to be Melanie.

jackie brown
Jesus, but if you two are not the biggest pair of fuck-ups I've ever met in my entire life. How did you ever rob a bank? When you robbed banks, did you forget where your car was then too? No wonder you went to jail.
424404 Jesus, but if you two aren't the biggest fuck-ups I've ever seen in my life... How did you ever rob a bank? When you robbed banks, did you have to look for your car then too? No wonder you went to jail.

jacob's ladder
Mr. Singer. What an appropriate name for a man who can't shut up.
425334 Mr. Singer. What an appropriate name for a man who can't keep his mouth shut.

jacob's ladder
See. According to this, you're already dead.
424962 It's not funny. According to this ... you're already dead.

jacob's ladder
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. If you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
425623 If you're frightened of dying you'll see devils tearing you apart. If you've made your peace then they're angels freeing you from the world.

jason goes to hell: the final friday
I'll have a Voorhees burger and a side of Jason fingers.
425861 I'll take a Voorhees burger and a side of Jason Fingers.

jason lives: friday the 13th part vi
That, what we call it in the books, is screwing the pooch! Iron this punk!
426110 Now that's what know in the books as screwin' the pooch.  Iron this punk.

jason lives: friday the 13th part vi
I've seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.
426127 Why?  Because I've seen enough horror movies to know masked weirdos are never friendly.

jason lives: friday the 13th part vi
Don't piss me off, junior, or I WILL repaint this office with your brains.
426097 Don't piss me off, junior.  Or I will repaint this office with your brains.

jason x
It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog.  Yeah, that oughta do it.
427305 Takes more than a steelbalde to take this old dog down.

jaws
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
428030 Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged women.

jaws
Break it up will ya', Chief! Daylight's wastin'.
428069 Hurry up, Chief, daylight's a wastin'.

jaws
My husband tells me you're in sharks.
427825 My husband tells me you're in sharks.

jaws
I'm not talkin' 'bout pleasure boatin' or day sailin'. I'm talkin' 'bout workin' for a livin'. I'm talkin' 'bout sharkin'!
428043 I'm not talking about day sailing or pleasure boating. I'm talking about working for a living. Sharking.

jaws
I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means "friendship".
427944 How about them indeed. I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers here. As you can see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open, and the folks here are having a wonderful time. Amity, y'know, means 'Friendship.'

jaws
Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.
428075 'Here is the body of Mary Lee. For 15 years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity.'

jaws 2
Get out the bankets, I'm getting black and blue marks all over my butt, and my moms starting to get uptight about them!
430126 That you'll put down a blanket. I've got black and blue marks all over my butt, and my Mom's getting uptight about them.

jaws: the revenge
Come and get me, you son of a bitch!
429255 Come and get me, you son-of-a-bitch. Take me and leave my family alone....

jaws: the revenge
If I go any faster this thing will turn into a flying Cuisinart and we'll all be diced into oblivion!
429253 Any faster and it'll turn into a flying Cuisinart and dice us into oblivion....

jaws: the revenge
I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.
428981 I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder.  I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.

jay and silent bob strike back
Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Fuck! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?"
431373 Because I'm almost thirty, for God's sake--why on earth would I want to keep writing about characters whose central preoccupations are weed and dick and fart jokes? You gotta grow, man. Don't you ever want more for yourself? I know this poor, hapless sonovabitch does. I look in his doe eyes and I see a man crying out, "When, Lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, and who bombards me and those around us with grade-A foolishness that prevents me from even getting to kiss a girl? Fuck! When?!

jay and silent bob strike back
Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What?
431304 Bitch, don't you NEVER say an unkind word about The Time! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives after Morris Day and Jerome! I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy, and Tubby here's my black manservant!

jay and silent bob strike back
I can't belive this shit. Five hours and not a single ride. Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about 'em, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a fuckin' cartoon.
431475 I can't believe this shit. Five hours and not a single ride. Every day, millions of people hitch to Hollywood and stop studios from making movies about 'em. But when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a fucking cartoon!

jay and silent bob strike back
What's your damage, little boy? You've got a sick and twisted world perspective.
431554 What is your damage little boy? You've got a sick and twisted world perspective.

jay and silent bob strike back
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse!
431509 Ladies, ladies, ladies! Jay and Silent Bob are in the Hizz-ouse!!!

jay and silent bob strike back
And on that note, we cue the music.
431364 And on that note, we cue the music.

jay and silent bob strike back
Just call me Darth Balls... Bong.
432052 Call me Darth Balls. Bunngg.

jay and silent bob strike back
Nights like this... I miss dating a lesbian.
431763 Nights like this, I miss dating a lesbian.

jay and silent bob strike back
This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing.
431381 This is a site full of militant movie buffs: sad bastards who live in their parents' basements, downloading scripts and trading what they believe to be inside info about movies and actors they despise yet can't stop discussing. This is where you go if you wanna hear frustrated would-be filmmakers mouth off with their two- bit, arm-chair-director's opinions on how they all could've made a better Episode One.

jay and silent bob strike back
Hi, Ray and Rirent Rob.
431485 Ri, Ray rand Rirent Rob

jay and silent bob strike back
I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey.  Stealin' the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit.
431644 I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealing a monkey! If I'd known it was that easy, I'd've been stealing monkeys since I was like seven and shit.

jay and silent bob strike back
I said you LOVE the cock. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive.
431820 I said you "love the cock"! I gotta be the craftiest motherfucker alive!

jay and silent bob strike back
Hey Mr. Science Guy... don't spray that aerosol in my eye... for... for I... I don't really wanna die. I'm a noble rabbit...
431537 Hey there mister science-guy. Don't spray that aerosol in my eye. For I don't really want to die. I'm a noble rabbit!

jay and silent bob strike back
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
431495 All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball- lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers whole you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making the movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit our shit, then eat their shit which is made of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you motherfuckers are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

jay and silent bob strike back
Fuck this asshole. Let's go back to the station house and cornhole us a drunk
431835 Fuck this asshole. Let's go back to the station and get some donuts.

jay and silent bob strike back
Wow. That was just an incredibly daring escape.
431828 Wow! That was an incredibly daring escape! You must see that a lot, hunh?

jay and silent bob strike back
See? I told you that restraining order was a good idea.
431766 I told you that restraining order was a good idea.

jay and silent bob strike back
Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.
432158 And did you write "Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses?

jay and silent bob strike back
Are we gonna have a problem... again?
431950 Are we gonna have a problem, again?

jay and silent bob strike back
Affleck, you the *bomb* in Phantoms yo!
431960 Affleck, you're the bomb in Phantoms, yo.

jay and silent bob strike back
I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.
432053 I think George Lucas is going to sue somebody--

jay and silent bob strike back
I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go!
431807 You see this badge? I think I'd recognize an ape if I saw one. And the only thing I do recognize here is a political fiasco I'm, going to avoid by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go!

jay and silent bob strike back
Hey, watch the language, little boy. There's females present.
431542 Hey! Watch the language little boy. There are females present.

jay and silent bob strike back
See? If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us.
431313 See, man--if you were funnier than that, ABC never would've canceled us.

jay and silent bob strike back
Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! You chug that ass cock, baby. You need two hands. Oh, you like that, MULE. Mules are... GOOD!
431698 Yeah, you chug that ass-cock baby-- It takes two hands to hold doesn't it--? Uhhh--

jay and silent bob strike back
I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah!
432088 Yo--I hope one of 'em rips the other one's shirt off and we see some tit.

jay and silent bob strike back
I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls
431632 I'm gonna finger-fuck her tight little asshole! Finger-bang and tea-bang my balls--in her mouth! Where? Where? In her mouth--balls-a-plenty in her mouth! Balls, balls, sweaty balls--

jay and silent bob strike back
Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.
432078 A shitload of white people with guns? Time to get my black ass out of here!

jay and silent bob strike back
Kaboom, you little stoner fucks!
431691 Kaboom, you little stoner fucks.

jay and silent bob strike back
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
431508 Dude--I think I just filled the cup.

jay and silent bob strike back
I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.
432183 You know, I don't get out to the movies much. But I'd have to say Bluntman and Chronic was Blunt-tastic!

jay and silent bob strike back
Plaschke, this is Willenholly. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Why? Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet.
431734 Doesn't anybody have a jet anymore? Plafsky? It is Willenholly. You gotta get me on the national news, pronto. Why?! Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet!

jay and silent bob strike back
Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a fucking drag.
431779 Oh and not yours? You know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be all about the girl stuff: stealing, boning, blowing shit up. Now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a fucking drag.

jay and silent bob strike back
Holy Fuck! The little stoner was right!
431686 Holy fuck--the little stoner was right--

jennifer eight
I suppose I'm drinking myself sober.
433668 I spose I'm drinking myself to sleep. It's Helena's Christmas songs .. they're really pretty ..

jennifer eight
Find yourself a farmer's daughter with nice big fucking tits and shake that bye-bye.
433259 Find yourself a farmer's daughter with nice big fucking tits, and shake that "bye-bye." Send it to Sacramento, John .. I sniff grief ..

jennifer's body
These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shit gets real.
432352 These things are like smart bombs. Point `em in the right direction and shit gets real.

jennifer's body
You're totally lesbi-gay.
432255 You're totally lesbigay.

jennifer's body
Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, your butch!
432218 Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch.

jennifer's body
I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.
432907 I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

jennifer's body
And sometimes, you might just get lucky in your miserable life.
433095 You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life.

jennifer's body
Stop kidnapping my girlfriend!
432321 Stop kidnapping my girlfriend!

jennifer's body
I mean, they did go all "Benihana" on my ass with that knife, and it should've killed me, but for some reason... it didn't.
432795 I mean, yeah. They went Benihana on my ass. It should have killed me. But for some reason, it didn't.

jennifer's body
You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.
432445 Eww, you need a mani bad. You'd better find a Chinese chick to buff your situation!

jennifer's body
Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, and I'm scared of what's happening to you.
432855 Needy, I care about you. A lot. As a person, not just a girl I made love to for four minutes the other night. And I'm scared of what's happening to you. You're acting really fucked up.

jennifer's body
You knock it off, Chip! You're penis cheese!
432576 You knock it off, Chip! You're penis cheese!

jennifer's body
I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree with hammers and big stakes and shit. Just like J.C. But I didn't let 'em get to you, 'cause I'm a hard-assed, Ford-tough mama bear.
432539 I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail me to a tree with hammers and big stakes and shit. Just like Jesus.

jennifer's body
The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle.
432548 Don't nothing happen in Devil's Kettle.

jennifer's body
I need you frightened.  I need you hopeless.
432704 I need you frightened.

jennifer's body
Who cares about Jennifer, and those douche-bags with their douche-bag haircuts and their man-scara? People just burned to death!
432411 Who cares about Jennifer and those douchebags with douchebag haircuts? People just burned to death. In our town!

jennifer's body
Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. I've never even done sex. I don't even know how. So, you guys should find somebody. Who does. Know how.
432758 Yes...yes! Of course I'm a virgin! I've never done sex ever. I don't even know how. So maybe you should find some other girl who does. Know how.

jennifer's body
It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?
432313 It smells like Thai food in here.

jennifer's body
Boo! Cross out Needy!
432275 Boo! Cross out Needy!

jerry maguire
Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm!
434355 Go ahead. Jump right on into my nightmare. The water's warm.

jerry maguire
Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work.
434564 Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work. I know, but --

jerry maguire
You tell me to eat lima beans, I'll eat lima beans
434637 Tell me what to do, Jerry. You tell me to eat lima beans, I'll eat lima beans.

jerry maguire
I got a shelf life of ten years, tops. My next contract's gotta bring me the dollars that'll last me and mine a long time. Shit, I'm out of this sport in 5 years. What's my family gonna live on? Huh?
434396 Man, I got a shelf life of ten years, tops! My next contract's gotta bring me the dollars that'11 last me and mine a very long time. I'm out of this sport in five years. What's my family gonna live on? What you get me. So I don't want to hear about ya shit, your "nya nya nya."

jerry maguire
But if anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the ground floor of something real and fun and inspiring and true in this godforsaken business and we will do it together! Who's coming with me besides... "Flipper" here?
434143 But if anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the ground floor of something real and fun and inspiring and true in this godforsaken business and we will do it together! Who's coming with me besides... "Flipper" here?

jerry maguire
That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie.
434547 Wow. That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie.

jerry maguire
You are hanging on by a very thin thread and I dig that about you!
434523 You're hanging by a very thin thread, dude. And I dig that about you.

jerry maguire
Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?
434479 Sorry about this hand. You know that feeling -- you're not completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpe tomorrow's embarrassment?

jerry maguire
Well, I'm sorry but please remove your dick from my ass!
434623 And say what? "Please remove your dick from my ass?!"

jerry maguire
Anyone else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money.
434398 Anybody else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. I said I would. And if I got to ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money.

jerry maguire
I'm sorry, I'm just a little pregnant here.
434624 I'm sorry. I'm a little pregnant right now.

jerry maguire
There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don't have it. I don't cry at movies, I don't gush over babies, I don't buy Christmas presents 5 months early, and I DON'T tell the guy who just ruined both our lives, "Oh, poor baby." But I do love you.
434360 Jerry, there is a "sensitivity" thing that some people have. I don't have it. I don't cry at movies. I don't gush over babies. I don't start celebrating Christmas five months early, and I don't tell a man who just screwed up both of our lives -- 'oh, poor baby.' That's me. For better or worse. But I do love you.

jerry maguire
I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok?
434522 I'm out here for you! You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you. It is an up-at-dawn pride-swallowing seige that I will never fully tell you about! Okay?! Help me help you help me help you.

jerry maguire
So this is the world, and there are almost six billion people on it. When I was a kid, there were three. It's hard to keep up.
433898 Airight so this is the world and there are five billion people on it. When I was a kid there were three. It's hard to keep up.

jerry maguire
It's not "show friends." It's show *business*.
434110 It's not show "friends". It's show business.

jerry maguire
Jerry Maguire... How'm I doing? I'm sweating, dude! I'm sweatin' my contract! I'm sweating Bob Sugar calling me, telling me I'm missing the big endorsements by being with you! THAT'S how I'm doing - I'm sweating, dude!
434112 "How am I doing?" I'll tell you. I'm sweatin, dude! That's how I'm "doin." I'm sweatin my contract. I'm sweatin' Bob Sugar calling and telling me I'm blowing the big endorsements if I stay with you. I'm sweatin'. You hear what I'm saying?

jerry maguire
The key to this business is personal relationships.
433931 The key to this job is personal relationships.

jerry maguire
That's how you become great, man. Hang your balls out there!
433937 That's how you become great, man. You hang your ba11s out there.

jerry maguire
I'm not trying to make history here.
434375 I'm not trying to make history.

jerry maguire
Don't worry, I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is, you know, FLIP OUT!
434137 Well, don't worry! I'm not going to do what you think I'm going to do, which is FLIP OUT!

jerry maguire
I won't let you get rid of me.
434860 I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that?

jerry maguire
Don't ever stop fucking me!
434024 Don't ever stop fucking me!

jerry maguire
You bet on me like I bet on you.
434646 Bet on me, dude. Bet on me like I bet on you.

jfk
Could the Mob change the parade route, Bill, or eliminate the protection for the President? Could the Mob send Oswald to Russia and get him back? Could the Mob get the FBI the CIA, and the Dallas Police to make a mess of the investigation? Could the Mob appoint the Warren Commission to cover it up? could the Mob wreck the autopsy? Could the Mob influence the national media to go to sleep? And since when has the Mob used anything but .38's for hits, up close. The Mob wouldn't have the guts or the power for something of this magnitude. Assassins need payrolls, orders, times, schedules. This was a military-style ambush from start to finish... a coup d'etat with Lyndon Johnson waiting in the wings.
435888 I don't doubt their involvement, Bill, but at a low level. Could the Mob change the parade route, Bill, or eliminate the protection for the President? Could the Mob send Oswald to Russia and get him back? Could the Mob get the FBI, the CIA, and the Dallas Police to make a mess of the investigation? Could the Mob appoint the Warren Commission to cover it up? Could the Mob wreck the autopsy? Could the Mob influence the national media to go to sleep? And since when has the Mob used anything but .38's for hits, up close? The Mob wouldn't have the guts or the power for something of this magnitude. Assassins need payrolls, orders, times, schedules. This was a military-style ambush from start to finish... a coup d'etat with Lyndon Johnson waiting in the wings.

jfk
You know, I must say, we have heard some strange things coming out of your office in New Orleans. First, we heard that the Cuban exiles killed the President. Then the mob. Now your latest theory seems to be that the CIA, the FBI, and the Pentagon, and the White House, all combined in some elaborate conspiracy to kill John Kennedy. Let me ask you, is there anyone besides Lee Harvey Oswald who you think *didn't* conspire to kill the president?
435974 First we had your charge that the Cuban exiles killed the President, then the Mob, then you said the oil billionaires did it, then you said the Minutemen and the Ku Klux Klan collaborated to do it, now your latest theory seems to be that the CIA and the FBI and the Pentagon and the White House all combined in some elaborate conspiracy to kill John Kennedy. Let me ask you, is there anyone besides Lee Harvey Oswald who you think did not conspire to kill the President?

jfk
You as crazy as your mama. Goes to show it's in the genes.
435312 You're just as crazy as your mama. Goes to show it's in the genes! Do you have any idea what you're getting into, my man? You think Jack Ruby just up and died of cancer in four weeks after he gets a retrial? That's some kinda new cancer - I'd say that's a "going out of business cancer". You got the right ta-ta, but the wrong ho-ho. The government's gonna jump all over your head, Jimbo, and go "cock-a-doodledoo!"

jfk
I didn't think much about it at the time. Just bullshit, y'know, everybody likes to make themselves out to be something more than they are. 'Specially in the homosexual underworld. But when they got him I got real scared. And that's when I got popped.
435360 I didn't think much about it at the time. Just bullshit, y'know, everybody likes to make themselves out to be something more than they are. Specially in the homosexual underworld. But then when they got him I got real scared, y'know. Real scared. And that's when I got popped.

jfk
At the time of the shooting there seemed to be some commotion... I just am unable to describe - a flash of light or smoke or something which caused me to feel that something out of the ordinary had occurred there on the embankment...
435075 At the time of the shooting there seemed to be some commotion... I just am unable to describe - a flash of light or smoke or something which caused me to feel that something out of the ordinary had occurred there on the embankment...

jfk
Clay Bertrand is Clay Shaw?
435397 Clay Bertrand is Clay Shaw? The guy who used to run the International Trade Mart?

jfk
Under the guise of a patriotic club-owner out to spare Jackie Kennedy from having to testify at trial, Jack Ruby is shown his way into an underground parking garage by one of his inside men on the Dallas Police Force, and when he is ready Lee Harvey Oswald is brought out like a sacrificial lamb and nicely disposed of as an enemy of the people.
436175 Under the guise of a patriotic nightclub owner out to spare Jackie Kennedy from having to testify at a trial, Jack Ruby is shown into the underground garage by one of his inside men on the Dallas Police Force, and when he's ready Oswald is brought out like a sacrificial lamb and nicely disposed of as an enemy of the people. By early Sunday afternoon, the autopsy has been completed on him. Who grieves for Lee Harvey Oswald? Buried in a cheap grave under the name "Oswald"? No one.

jfk
Is this off the record, Daddy-O?
435310 Is this off the record, Daddy-o? In that case, let me sum it up for you real quick. If I answer that question you keep asking me, if I give you the name of the "Big Enchilada", y'know, then it's bon voyage, Deano - I mean like permanent. I mean like a bullet in my head. You dig? Does that help you see my problem a little better? You're a mouse fighting a gorilla. Kennedy's dead as that crab meat. The government's still breathing. You want to line up with a dead man?

jfk
"One may smile and smile and be a villain."
435488 "One may smile and smile and be a villain." Goddammit! We got one of 'em!

jfk
About as subtle as a cockroach crawlin' across a white rug!
435377 ...about as subtle as a cockroach crawling across a white rug.

john q
The hospital is under new management now! Free health care for everyone!
437418 This hospital is under new management, ladies and gentlemen. From now on, free care for everyone.

john q
No goodbye, you know I don't like goodbyes. See you later!
438126 Not goodbye. Remember? See you later.

juno
Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!
438898 Hey, big puffy version of Junebug. Where have you been?

juno
Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over your house.
438374 Hello. Thank you for having me and my irresponsible child over to your home.

juno
Yum, this pretzel tastes like a freaking DONUT!
438701 Yum. This pretzel tastes like a friggin' donut!

juno
As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And, I know that people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but... I guess normalcy isn't really our style.
438977 As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but normalcy's not really our style.

juno
All babies want to get borned! All babies want to get borned!
438258 All babies want to get borned! All babies want to get borned!

juno
Oh and you know what? I bought another Sonic Youth album and it sucked... it's just noise.
438854 Oh and by the way, I bought another Sonic Youth album and it's the worst thing I've ever heard! It's just noise, man!

juno
Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive once, but now she looks like a Hobbit. You know, the fat one, that was in the Goonies.
438657 Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive once. But now she looks a hobbit. The fat one that was in The Goonies.

juno
You're quite the sellout, Mark. I mean... what would the Melvins say?
438558 You're kind of a sellout, aren't you? What would the Melvins say?

juno
Hi, I'm calling to procure a hasty abortion...
438241 Yes, hello, I need to procure a hasty abortion?... What was that? I'm sorry, I'm on my hamburger phone and it's kind of awkward to talk on. It's really more of a novelty than a functional appliance.

juno
Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises.
438625 I came over as soon as I got that cold ultrasound goo off my pelvis. My stepmom verbally abused the ultrasound tech so we were escorted off the premises.

juno
Liberty Bell, if you put one more Baco on that potato, I'm gonna kick your little monkey butt.
438257 Liberty Bell, if I see one more Baco on that potato, I'm gonna kick your monkey ass.

juno
I could so go for like a huge cookie right now, with like, a lamb kabob simultaneously.
438717 I want a huge cookie. And like, a lamb kebob. Simultaneously.

juno
This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen.
438144 This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen.

juno
You seem to be getting pregnanter these days.
438667 So, it looks like you're getting pregnant-er these days.

juno
You should try talking to it. 'Cause, like, supposedly they can hear you even though it's all, like, ten-thousand leagues under the sea.
438734 Oh, you should try talking to it. They can apparently hear speech in there, even though it sounds all ten thousands leagues under the sea.

juno
I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while.
438896 I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while.

juno
It ended with a chair.
438976 It ended with a chair.

juno
They were Mark and Vanessa Loring. And they were beautiful even in black and white.
438306 They were Mark and Vanessa Loring, and they were beautiful even in black and white.

juno
You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!
438153 Well, you know where the lavatory is. You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just because you've marked it with your urine!

juno
Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.
438955 Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.

juno
Wow! That shirt's workin' hard.
438802 Wow. That shirt is working hard.

juno
Can I use the facilities? Because being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit!
438427 Can I use the facilities first? Being pregnant makes you pee like Seabiscuit.

juno
Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."
438248 And I'm like, "Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."

juno
I think that kids get bored and have intercourse.
438365 I think kids get bored and have intercourse. And I think Junebug was a dummy about it. But we have to move on from here and help her figure it out.

juno
When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords.
438198 When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. I have intrusive thoughts all the time.

juno
You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
438638 You should have gone to China. I heard they give away babies like free iPods. They shoot 'em out of those T-shirt guns at sports events.

juno
Why does everyone think yellow is gender neutral? I never knew a guy with a yellow room.
438690 Why do people think yellow is gender- neutral? I don't know one man with a yellow bedroom.

jurassic park
Mr. Hammond, the phones are working.
439064 Mr. Hammond is dying to see you guys.

jurassic park iii
Dr. Grant, know something Dr. Grant? Billy was right.
439987 Dr. Grant says this, Dr. Grant says that...

jurassic park iii
If we split up, I'm going with you guys.
439998 If they split up, I'm going with you.

jurassic park iii
Reverse Darwinism - survival of the most idiotic.
439869 Reverse-Darwinism. Survival of the most idiotic.

jurassic park iii
On this island there is no such thing as safe.
439898 Mr. Kirby, trust me, on this island, there is no such thing as safe. We have to get back in this plane...

jurassic park iii
Fine, go ahead and scream and when that "Tricikloplots" attacks you, don't come crying to me.
439990 Fine...and when the Tricyclatops comes after you, don't come crying to me.

jurassic park iii
Now, are there any questions?  Questions not related to Jurassic Park.  Or the incident in San Diego, which I did not witness.
439809 Does anyone have a question that doesn't relate to Jurassic Park?

kalifornia
Tell me, big shot, how you gonna write a book about something you know nothing about?
441979 You wanna tell me how'n the hell you gonna write a book 'bout somethin' you don't know nothin' 'bout?

kalifornia
I like your hair 'cause it's short.
441592 I like your hair.

kalifornia
Reebs. That's what we used to call them when we was kids. It's beer spelled backwards.
441842 Aaahhhhh... That's what we used to call a beer when we was kids... Beer spelled backwards.

kalifornia
Is it just me, or did this trip go downhill since we ran out of Lucky lager.
441969 ...Is it just me, or has this whole trip been goin' downhill ever since we ran outta Lucky Lager?

kate & leopold
Where I come from the meal is the result of reflection and study. Menus are prepared in advance, timed to perfection. It is said that without the culinary arts, the crudeness of reality would be unbearable.
442330 Several courses are served. Menus are often prepared days in advance, timed to perfection. It is said, without the culinary art, the crudeness of reality would make life unbearable.

kate & leopold
We have a saying in the McKay house: "You shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come, and then a lot'll."
442333 We have a saying here. "Shake and shake the catsup bottle, none will come and then a lot'll."

kate & leopold
Ah Miss Blaine, you dance like a herd of cattle. You are a rare woman who lights up a room simply by leaving it!
442126 You dance like a herd of cattle, Miss Fairchild. You are a rare woman who lights up the room... simply by leaving it.

kids
Virgins. I love 'em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure.
443154 Virgins. I love 'em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure.

kids
When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that's all you got. When you go to sleep at night you dream of pussy. When you wake up it's the same thing. It's there in your face. You can't escape it. Sometimes when you're young the only place to go is inside. That's just it - fucking is what I love. Take that away from me and I really got nothing.
443913 When you're young. Not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that's all you got. When your young. A lot of the time fucking is all you have, hen you go to sleep at night, you dream of pussy. When you wake up, it's the same thing. It's in your face, in your dreams, you can't escape it. Sometimes when you're young, the only place to go is inside. That's just it. Fucking is what I love. Take that away from me, and I really got nothin.

kids
Now get in my way, BITCH!
443685 Now get in my way! Bitch.

kids
Jesus Christ, what happened?
443914 Jesus Christ. What happened?

killing zoe
In Paris, it's good to smell like you've been fucking to make them respect you.
445148 No, in Paris it's good to smell like you've been fucking. It will make them respect you.

killing zoe
Ox! Where is thy yoke?
445628 Ox! Where is thy yoke!?

killing zoe
Sometimes you just need the honesty and security of a whore.
445145 Sometimes you just need honesty...and security.

king kong
So what are you, Mr. Driscoll, a lion, or a chimpanzee?
447078 What are you, Mr. Driscoll, a lion or a chimpanzee?

king kong
She doesn't want the chocolate...
447393 She doesn't want the chocolate!

king kong
Taxi! Follow that ape!
447954 Follow that ape!

king kong
No! Let him go, it's me he wants!
447653 No! Let him go! Kill him! Kill him!

king kong
For God's sake, Denham, leave the native alone.
447392 For Godsake, Denham, leave the native alone.

king kong
Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome steel.
447897 Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. It is perfectly safe. These chains are made of chrome steel!

king kong
Don't worry, Preston. I've had a lot of practice at this. I'm real good at crapping the crappers.
446904 on't worry Preston - I've had a lot of practice at this: I'm real good at crapping the crappers.

king kong
Good things never last Mr. Denham.
446962 Good things never last, Mr. Denham.

king kong
You don't have to be nervous, Miss Darrow.
447551 Is that what took Miss Darrow?

king kong
That's a funny one. Isn't that funnier?
446798 That's a funny one! Isn't that funnier?

king kong
God damn it, Preston, all you had to do was look her in the eye and lie!
446916 Goddammit, Preston! All you had to do is look her in the eye and lie.

king kong
What are you, an idiot? Do you think they ever asked Cecil B. DeMille if he wasted his time on nudie shots? No! They respected the filmmaker! They showed some class! Not that YOU would know what class is, you cheap lowlife!
446865 What are you - an idiot? You think they asked De Mille to waste his time on nudie shots? No - they respected the film maker, they showed some class! Not that you'd know what that means - you cheap low-life!

king kong
What are you trying to do, put the whole ship to sleep?
447065 They're still trying to find a place for him to sleep.

king kong
There's only one creature capable of leaving a footprint that size. The Abominable Snowman.
447552 There's only one creature capable of leaving a footprint that size ...

king kong
Stop! We've got to go back! They've taken Ann!
447436 top! Stop! Turn back, we have to turn back!

klute
Men would pay $200 for me, and here you are turning down a freebie. You could get a perfectly good dishwasher for that.
450139 Gee. I've had men pay two hundred dollars for me -- here, you're turning down a freebie. You can get a perfectly good dishwasher for that.

knight moves
You shouldn't have said those horrible things about me... you don't know what I am
451511 You shouldn't have said those things about me today.  You have no idea what I am.

knight moves
Pain. Pain is just a state of mind. It's something you learn to live with; I have.
451121 Pain?  Pain is just a state of mind. It's something you learn to live with. I have.

knight moves
You're acting like a superstitious schoolboy, Peter. What's next, incense and Rosary beads?
450783 You're acting like a superstitious schoolboy, Peter.  What's next? Incense and rosary beads?

knight moves
I've got a drunk for a wife and a lunatic for a son. I don't need this shit anymore. You're crazy, both of you.
450687 I've had it!  I've got a drunk for a wife and a lunatic for a son.  I don't need this shit anymore!

knight moves
Eventually revenge is carefully arranged.
451583 REVENGE IS CAREFULLY PLANNED

knight moves
You couldn't find your dick in a windstorm.
451483 You couldn't find your dick in a wind storm!

kundun
I will liberate those not liberated. I will release those not released. I will relieve those unrelieved. And set living beings in nirvana.
453663 "I will liberate those not liberated." I will release those not released. I will relieve those not relieved. May I deliver them to the state of enlightenment."

kundun
Thus by the virtue that has collected through all that I have done may the pain of every living creature be completely cleared away.
453791 "Thus by the virtue collected Through all that I have done, May the pain of every living creature be completely cleared away."

kundun
I see a safe journey, I see a safe return.
453603 Safe journey. Safe return.

kundun
They have taken away our silence.
453739 They have taken away our silence.

kung fu panda
I just ate, so I'm still digesting, so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.
454078 Ok. I mean, I just ate. So I'm still digesting... So my kung fu might not be as good as later on.

kung fu panda
Well done, students... *if* you were trying to disappoint me.
453883 Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me.

kung fu panda
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
453830 Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend.

kung fu panda
Wow! I've only seen paintings of that painting!
454023 I've only seen paintings of that painting...

kung fu panda
One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
453901 One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

kung fu panda
There is now a level zero.
454091 There is now a level zero.

kung fu panda
We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.
453873 No, it was the dream. We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.

kung fu panda
I'm not hungry... Master.
454356 I'm not hungry... master.

kung fu panda
This'll be easier than I thought.
454086 This'll be easier than I thought.

kung fu panda
The Scroll has given him power... NOOO!
454474 The scroll has given him power.

kung fu panda
Careful, that soup is... sharp!
453866 Careful, that soup is... sharp!

kung fu panda
The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.
454074 Whoa. The Furious Five. You're so much bigger than your action figures -- except for you, Mantis. You're about the same.

kung fu panda
He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
453836 He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.

kung fu panda
He's too fast... Sorry, Po!
454380 He's too fast!

kung fu panda
Hey, what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. Come out with the crazy feet. What you goin' to do about the crazy feet. I'm a blur! I'm a blur! You never seen *Bear* style!
454080 Alright. Whatcha got? You got nothing cause I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. I'm comin' at him with the crazy feet. Whatcha gonna do about my crazy feet? I'm a blur. I'm a blur. You never seen bear style, you only seen praying Mantis! OR... I could come at you Monkey style. OR... I'm comin' at ya snikity-snake.

kung fu panda
I know you're trying to be all mystical and Kung Fu-ey, but could you tell me where we're going?
454331 I know you're trying to be all mystical and kung fu-y, but could you at least tell me where we're going?

kung fu panda
There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.
453839 There is no charge for awesomeness, or attractiveness.

kung fu panda
The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!
454021 The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking-- OW!

l'avventura
Giulia is like Oscar Wilde. Give her all the luxuries and she will manage without the little necessities.
455060 Giulia is like Oscar Wilde; give her the superfluous and she will do without the essential.

la battaglia di algeri
The word "torture" doesn't appear in our orders. We've always spoken of interrogation as the only valid method in a police operation directed against unknown enemies. As for the NLF, they request that their members, in the event of capture, should maintain silence for twenty-four hours, and then they may talk. So, the organization has already had the time it needs to render any information useless. What type of interrogation should we choose, the one the courts use for a murder case, that drags on for months?
457714 Let's try to be precise then. The word "torture" does not appear in our orders. We have always spoken of interrogation as the only valid method in a police operation directed against unknown enemies. As for the NLF, they request that their members, in the event of capture, should maintain silence for twenty-four hours, and then, they may talk. Thus, the organization has already had the time necessary to render useless any information furnished ... What type of interrogation should we choose? ... the one the courts use for a crime of homicide which drags on for months?

la battaglia di algeri
To know them means to eliminate them. Consequently, the military aspect is secondary to the police method.
457557 To know them means to eliminate them. Consequently, the military aspect is secondary to the police method. I know we are not fond of this word, but it is the only word that indicates exactly the type of work that we must perform. We must make the necessary investigations in order to proceed from one vertex to another in the entire pyramid. The reason for this work is information. The method is interrogation. And interrogation becomes a method when conducted in a manner so as to always obtain a result, or rather, an answer. In practice, demonstrating a false humanitarianism only leads to the ridiculous and to impotence. I am certain that all the units will understand and react accordingly. However, success does not depend solely on us. We need to have the Casbah at our disposal. We must sift through it ... and interrogate everyone. And here is where we find ourselves hindered by a conspiracy of laws and regulations that continue to be operative, as if Algiers were a holiday resort and not a battleground. We have requested a carte blanche. But it is very difficult to obtain. Therefore, it is necessary to find an excuse to legitimize our intervention, and make it possible. It is necessary to create it ourselves -- this excuse. Unless our adversaries will think of it themselves, which seems to be what they are doing.

lake placid
I'm a civilian, not a trout - you have no authority over me whatsoever.
460519 I'm a civilian! You don't have any authority--

lake placid
You know, sheriff, when friends or family say certain things, they tend not to register. So it helps to hear it from a complete stranger... you're fat.
460155 'Cept he wasn't before, was he? You know, when friends or family members say things, they tend not to register so sometimes it helps to hear it from a total stranger. You're fat.

lake placid
We, uh, trapped him with our chopper.
460669 We trapped him with our chopper.

lake placid
I will NOT calm down! This is the second time I've been hit with a severed head and I DON'T LIKE IT!
460461 I'm being very calm. I'm composed. This is the second time I've been hit with a severed head, I'm entitled to complain.

land of the dead
We do not negotiate with terrorists!
460963 We don't negotiate with terrorists. There are other options.

land of the dead
Fucking Spic bastard!
461220 You fucking spic bastard!

land of the dead
In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning.
460961 In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word `trouble' loses much of its meaning. He wants money.

land of the dead
What happened, Riley, did you get fucked?
460839 What happened, Riley. Didja get fucked?

land of the dead
You're dead. You really are *dead*!
461239 N-no, y-you're dead. Oh my God. You're dead!

land of the dead
I don't usually need that many.
461231 I don't norm'lly need two shots, Riley.

last chance harvey
I think I'm more comfortable with being disappointed. I think I'm angry at you for trying to take that away.
463466 I think it's actually easier for me to be disappointed. I think I'm actually angry at you for trying to take that away.

law abiding citizen
I'm gonna pull the whole thing down. I'm gonna bring the whole fuckin' diseased, corrupt temple down on your head. It's gonna be biblical.
467524 I'm gonna pull the whole thing down. I will topple the gleaming pillars and drag the whole fucking diseased, corrupt temple down on my head. Stay tuned. It'll be Biblical.

law abiding citizen
Like I said Clyde, it's a decision you'll have to live with for the rest of your life. Which I figure right now is about 25 more seconds.
467596 ...because like I said, it's a decision you'll have to live with the rest of your life. Which at this point I figure is... ...another 35 seconds.

law abiding citizen
It's not what you know. It's what you can prove in court.
467051 It's not about what you know. It's about what you can prove in court. Your words. Like when you called it a justice system. You know the thing about a system, Nick? Any system can be played.

le grand bleu
A thousand commanders, and we get the Belgian from Alcoholics Anonymous!
468191 A thousand commanders and we get a Belgian from Alcoholic's Anonymous.

le grand bleu
Two DOLLARS? You didn't even need to catch the fish! It died of CANCER!
468284 Two dollars for this!  This fish wasn't caught.  It died of cancer!

le grand bleu
Ah, I was 17! I was so in love with her, I tried to die for her. Two years later I can't even remember her name. Time, erases everything.
468170 ... I was seventeen, I loved her so much I tried to die for her. Two years later I couldn't even remember her name!  Let me tell you, time erases everything!

le grand bleu
...So, between Mamma, Roberto and Alfredo, we yell and scream at each other all day long. Except for Angelica, she just cries. And then finally, we all end up kissing. Can you explain that to me? Because *that's* what love is all about. It's a pain in the ass, but it keeps us together.
467970 ... So, between Mamma, Roberto and the sisters, we yell and scream all day long.  Except with Angelica. She just cries.  And then finally, we all end up kissing.  Can you explain that to me?

leaving las vegas
You're sick... that's all I have in cash. Now please, don't drink it in here.
468477 This is all I have in cash. Please don't drink it here.

leaving las vegas
See how hard you make me, angel?
469017 See how hard You make me angel.

leaving las vegas
That's nice talk, Ben - keep drinking. Between the 101-proof breath and the occasional bits of drool, some interesting words come out.
468827 Nice talk, Ben. Keep drinking. In between the hundred and one proof breath and the occasional drool, some interesting words fall from your mouth.

leaving las vegas
You go back to your hotel and I'll go back to my glamorous life of being alone. The only thing I have to come home to is a bottle of mouthwash to get the taste of cum out of my mouth. I'm tired of being alone. That's what I'm tired of.
468781 The only thing I have to come home to is a bottle of Listerine to wash the taste of come out of my mouth. I'm tired of being alone... that's what I'm tired of.

leaving las vegas
I'll tell you, right now... I'm in love with you. But, be that as it may, i am not here to force my twisted soul into your life.
468816 No. I think you're talking about you. I'll tell you right now that I'm in love with you... but, be that as it may, I'm not here to force my twisted life into your soul.

legally blonde
Do you think she woke up one morning and said: I think I'll go to law school today.
469474 You think she just woke up one morning and said, "I think I'll go to law school today!"?

legally blonde
And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
469239 Oh! Two weeks ago, I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal -- and talked her out of buying a truly heinous angora sweater! Whoever said that orange is the new pink is seriously disturbed.

legally blonde
So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?
469335 So, what's this Sarah got that you don't? Three tits? -

legally blonde
If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.
469078 Proposing?! Elle, If I ' m going to be a politician, I need to marry a Jackie, not a -- Marilyn.

legally blonde
So what's a girl to do? He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I'm a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.
469333 What could I do? He's a man who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I ' m a middle-aged high- school dropout with stretch marks and a fat ass. Happens every day. At least to women like me.

legally blonde
If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were.
469914 If you let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were.

legally blonde
There's nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic.
469046 There ' s nothing I love more than a dumb blonde with daddy's plastic.

legally blonde
Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time!
469600 Oh, my God! The Bend & Snap! Works every time...

legally blonde
I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.
469543 There's no way Brooke could've done this - - exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy -- happy people don't kill their husbands!

legally blonde
The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.
470013 The rules of haircare are simple and finite . Any Cosmo girl would ' ve known .

legally blonde
Because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt.
469096 Just because I ' m not a Vanderbilt, all of a sudden I ' m white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner! Across the street from Aaron Spelling! I think most people would agree that's way better than a Vanderb ilt --

legally blonde
Uh. I'm sorry. I just hallucinated.
469314 I'm sorry, I just hallucinated.

legally blonde
I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.  I object.
469185 I feel confident using legal jargon in daily life.

legally blonde
Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidded to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?
469999 That's right. Because isn't the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidden to wet your hair for at least twenty-four hours after getting a perm at the risk of de-activating the ammonium thiglycolate?

legend
Love you say? Well love is another matter.
470223 Hmmmm..... Love, you say....? Love is another story....

legend
I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night. Sunshine is my destroyer.
470528 Not so! I requite to shadow's solace and dark of the night.... Sunshine is my destroyer!

legend
Neither country proverb nor King's command could keep me from the woods, today.
470105 Neither country provebs nor king's command can keep me out of the woods today.

legend
What care I for human hearts? Soft and spiritless as porridge! A faerie's heart beats fierce and free!
470449 What care I for human heart? Soft and spiritless as porridge! A faerie's heart beats fierce and free.

legend
Mortal world turned to ice... Here be goblin paradise!
470174 Mortal world turned to ice, Here be goblins' paradise!

legion
Don't be afraid. I just want to play with the baby.
471278 C'mon, don't be scared. I just wanna play with your baby.

legion
When I was a little girl, my mother would remind me each night before bed, to open up my heart to God, for He was kind, merciful, and just. Things changed when my father left a few years later, leaving her to raise me and my brothers in a place on the edge of the Mojave Desert. She never talked of a kind and merciful God again. Instead she spoke of a prophecy. Of a time when all the world would be covered in darkness and the fate of mankind would be decided. One night, I finally got the courage to ask my mother why God had changed, why He was so mad at His children. "I don't know," she said, tucking the covers around me, "I guess He just got tired of all the bullshit."
470730 When I was a little girl, my mother would remind me each night before bed to be sure to open my heart to God, for he was kind, merciful and just. Things changed after my father left a few years later, leaving her to raise me and my brothers alone in a little place out on the edge of the Mojave Desert. She never talked about a kind and merciful God again. Instead she spoke of a prophecy. Of a time when all the world would be covered in darkness and the fate of Mankind would be decided. One night I finally got up the courage to ask my mother why God had changed, why was he mad at his children. "I don't know," she said, tucking the covers around me, "I guess he just got tired of all the bullshit."

legion
When I was a kid, my father would sit by my bed every night before I went to sleep. And he's say to me, "Percy, if you don't wake up tomorrow, if it turns out that today is your last day on earth. Will you be proud of what you've done in this life? Because if you ain't, you better start getting square."
471172 When I was a kid my father would sit by my bed every night before I'd go to sleep and he'd say to me, Percy, if you don't wake up tomorrow, if it turns out that today was your last day on earth, would you be proud of what you've done in this life? Cuz if you ain't, then you better start gettin' square.

liar liar
I wish, for just one day, Dad couldn't tell a lie.
472840 I wish, for just one day, Dad couldn't tell a lie.

liar liar
The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue!
472948 . The pen is blue!! The pen is .

liar liar
Am I too late? Have you been sexually molested yet because I can circle the block.
473439 Am I too late? Have you been se xu al ly molested yet? I could circle the block.

life
Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers.
474524 Looks like old Jonesy finally got his walking papers.

life
We got thirty-six cases of booze. That's better than money.
473816 We've still got 36 cases of rum. That's better than money.

life
I don't believe in this "before Abe" shit.
473869 I don't believe this before Abe jive. I didn't go to night school to sing in no Mississippi Boys Choir!

life
Yo' hand is nice and supple, like a lady!
473910 Soft and supple. Like a lady's.

life
You just committed suicide, boy.
473800 You just committed suicide, boy.

life
I appreciate you going through all the trouble over my cornbread; you don't get a lot of compliments around here.
473974 I appreciate you going to all this trouble over my corn bread. I don't get a lot of compliments in my line of work.

life as a house
You know the great thing, though, is that change can be so constant you don't even feel the difference until there is one. It can be so slow that you don't even notice that your life is better or worse, until it is. Or it can just blow you away, make you something different in an instant. It happened to me.
475193 You know that great thing, though? Is that change can be so constant you don't even feel the difference until there is one. It can be so slow that you don't even notice that your life is better or worse, until it is. Or it can just blow you away. Make you something different in an instant. It happened to me.

life as a house
Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future.
475144 Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future.

life as a house
I'm not even listening.
475192 I'm not even listening.

life as a house
Thank you for talking about me behind my back - that'll be useful in court.
474616 Thanks for talking about me behind my back...useful in court.

life as a house
What kind of mother can't stand her own son?
474691 What kind of a mother can't stand her son?

life as a house
It's not my back that's killing me.
475548 It's not my back that's killing me.

life as a house
Why can't you all just die and leave me alone?
474711 Why can't you all just die and leave me alone!

life as a house
Build this house with me.
475194 Build this house with me.

life as a house
Sam! We're almost done.
475728 It's almost done.

life as a house
Do I still Love you? Absolutely. There is not a doubt in my mind. Through all my mind, my ego... I was always faithful in my Love for you. That I made you doubt it, that is the great mistake of a Life full of mistakes. The truth doesn't set us free, Robin. I can tell you I Love you as many times as you can stand to hear it and all that does, the only thing, is remind us... that Love is not enough. Not even close.
475443 That I made you doubt it, that I withheld it...that's the greatest mistake of a life full of mistakes. But the truth doesn't set us free, Robin. I can say it as many times as you can stand to hear it. And all that does, the only thing, is remind us that love isn't enough. Not even close.

little nicky
Oh angels don't get older sweety. I called him sweety!
480021 Angels don't get any older, son.

little nicky
Grandpa Lucifer always said it was better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Well, I'm tired of serving in Hell.
479454 Twenty-thousand years ago, Grandpa Lucifer said, "It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven." Well, I'm getting tired of serving in Hell. We need a place where we can rule.

little nicky
Remember, you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's ass at 4 p.m...
479436 Oh, and don't forget, you're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass at four o'clock.

little nicky
Super devil juice? Gimme that, little girl!
479789 Super devil juice? Give it over. Let's go best two out of three.

little nicky
Even in hell I get no respect.
480041 I don't get no respect.

little nicky
The last time I saw a pair of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowing on them.
479923 Last time I saw a pair of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowing on them.

little nicky
I'm from the South. The Deep South.
479565 Yeah. The deep South.

little nicky
That guy is still the biggest horndog.
480193 That guy is still a horn dog.

little nicky
I never been to Earth, Dad! I never even slept over some other dude's house!
479509 I've never been to Earth. I've never even slept over at some other dude's house!

little nicky
Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but *you* gotta use a toilet.
479588 Look, it's okay for me to shit the street. But you gotta use a toilet.

little nicky
I don't know what that guys problem is, it's freezing up here!
480083 I don't know how you came up with some of it.

little nicky
The last time you said everything was alright, the Renaissance happened.
479495 Last time you said that the renaissance happened.

little nicky
Why do you taunt me with your darkness? Your evil is stinkin' up our streets! The end is near! We are all gonna die!
479665 Why do you taunt me with your darkness?! Your evil is stinking up our streets! We're all gonna die!

little nicky
Get this shit outta here!
479774 Get that crap outta here!

little nicky
Now that hurt the both of us.
479997 Now that hurt the both of us.

little nicky
I hear a train a-comin'!
479993 I hear a train coming. Drink.

living in oblivion
Great! I freak in your dream, I freak out in my dream, no wonder I'm so fucking exhausted.
480912 That's great: I freak out in my dream; I freak out in your dream. No wonder I'm fucking exhausted.

living in oblivion
Bob, what the fuck is with that smoke, man? Whaddya got in there, a couple of hamsters blowing smoke rings, ferchrissakes?
481026 And Bob, what the fuck is that smoke? Might as well get a couple hamsters in here blowing smoke rings for Christ's sake.

lock, stock and two smoking barrels
This is fucked. No money. No weed. Its all been replaced by a pile of corpses.
481786 That's fucked it. What do we do now? No money, no weed; it's all been swapped for a pile of corpses.

lock, stock and two smoking barrels
I don't know. What I do know is there's no more Harry. Which means there's no more debt. And if there's no more debt, there's no more problem. And there's no problem with the neighbors... because they're all dead. And I think, if I get this right, we haven't done anything wrong... we're in the clear.
481848 I don't know, but what I do know is that there's no more Harry, which means there's no more debt, and if there's no more debt there's no more problem, and there's no more problem with our neighbours because they are all dead. I think, if I get this right, we haven't done anything wrong anyway, which means we are in the clear.

lock, stock and two smoking barrels
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.
481255 You're not funny Tom; you're fat and look as though you should be funny, but you're not.

lock, stock and two smoking barrels
OY! Keep your fingers out of my soup!
481217 Get your fingers out of my soup!

logan's run
Everything made sense... until Box.
482287 It all seemed to make sense until Box.

logan's run
The naming of cats is a difficult matter, it's not just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter, when I tell you that each cat's got three different names.
482312 Yes indeed, everyone. Actually, they all have three. "The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter when I tell you a cat must have THREE

logan's run
You're beautiful. Let's have sex.
481959 You're beautiful. Let's have sex.

logan's run
Logan... you renewed!
482367 Logan! You renewed!

logan's run
Fish, plankton, sea greens... protein from the sea!
482268 Fish and plankton, sea greens and protein from the sea. It's all here - ready - fresh as harvest day. Fish and plankton, sea greens and protein from the sea...And then it stopped coming and they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my Job - protein, plankton, grass from the sea

lone star
Ben, if you mixed drinks that way you mixed metaphors, you'd be out of a job...
482894 You mixed drinks bad as you mix metaphors, you be out of a job.

lone star
Son, you got a talent for stating the obvious.
483227 You got a talent for statin' the obvious, son Muchachos! Venga afuera!Brazos arribas!

lone star
Back in the 1960's, a reporter from a national magazine went to the governor of our Lone Star state, and asked, "Governor, what's your idea of what a real Texan ought to be?" And the governor said, "Son, that's easy. Just go down to Rio County and get a look at Sheriff Buddy Deeds."
483010 Sometime in the early '70s a reporter from a national magazine was talking to the governor of our Lone Star state, and he asked him, "Governor, what's your ideal of what a real Texan ought to be?" Governor said, "That's easy, son- you just go down to Rio County and get a look at Sheriff Buddy Deeds."

lone star
I remember Charlie Wade come to my father's hardware store once. I was just a little boy. And I'd heard stories about how he shot this'un and how he shot that'un. The man winked at me. I peed my pants. Just winked at me.
482667 I remember Charley Wade come to my father's hardware store once when I was a little boy. I'd heard stories how he shot this one, how he shot that one--man winked at me and I peed in my pants. Winked at me.

lone star
This beaner fare doesn't agree with me, but the price sure is right.
482505 This beaner fare doesn't agree with me, but the price sure is right.

lone star
Hey, look at all this will ya? Tackle, boat... All just to catch a little ol' fish minding his own business down at the bottom of the lake. Hardly seems worth the effort, does it, Sam?
482701 Look at all this, would you? My tackle, the boat, all to catch a little old fish just minding its business on the bottom of the lake.

lone star
Here... This big fella was sleeping in a crate at Cisco's junkyard. Right when I was gonna open to see what was in her. Jumped right at my face. Scared me so bad I had to kill him without thinking. Gotta be careful where you go pokin'. Who knows what you'll find.
483252 This big fella was sleepin' in a crate at Cisco's junkyard right when I looked to see what was in it. Jumped up at my face--scared me so bad I killed him without thinkin'.

lone star
You oughta put up a banner: "Frontera, Texas: gateway to inexpensive pussy."
482969 You ought to put up a banner-- "Frontera, Texas: Gateway to Cut- Rate Pussy"--

lone star
No telling yet if there's been a crime, but this country's seen a fair amount of disagreements over the years.
482454 But this country's seen a good number of disagreements over the years.

lone star
All my mother does is work. That's how you get to be Spanish.
483265 All my mother does is work. That's how you get to be Spanish.

lone star
If I met you for the first time today, I'd still want to be with you.
483592 If I met you for the first time today, I'd still want to be with you.

lord of illusions
You ever watched a man die? If you watch very closely, you can sometimes see the soul escaping. And if you're very quick, you can catch it.
484500 Ever watched a man die? If you watch very closely, you can sometimes see the soul escaping. And if you're very quick, you can catch it.

lord of illusions
Are you ready for my wisdom?
485152 Are you ready for my wisdom?

lord of the rings the two towers
We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.
487281 We be nice to them if they be nice to us. Take it off us. We swears to do what you wants. We swears.

lord of the rings the two towers
It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.
487405 Its talking, Merry. The tree is talking!

lord of the rings the two towers
You could have picked a better spot.
487873 You could have picked a better spot.

lord of the rings the two towers
No, my lord - let him go. Enough blood has been spilt on his account.
487554 No, my lord! No, my lord. Let him go. Enough blood has been spilled on his account.

lord of the rings the two towers
You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.
487907 War, yes It affects us all. But you must understand, young hobbit. It takes a loong time to say anything in ooold Entish.  And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a looong time to say.

lord of the rings the two towers
Don't follow the lights.
487429 Dont follow the lights!

lord of the rings the two towers
My home is deep in the forest near the roots of the mountains.
487487 My home lies deep in the forest near the roots of the mountain. I told Gandalf I would keep you safe and safe is where Ill keep you. The trees have grown wild and dangerous. Anger festers in their hearts. They will harm you if they can. There are too few of us now. Too few of us Ents left to manage them.

lord of the rings the two towers
There is no promise you can make that I can trust.
487282 Theres no promise you can make that I can trust.

lord of the rings the two towers
I found it, I did. A way through the marshes. Orcs don't use it. Orcs don't know it. They go round for miles and miles. Come hobbitses, soft and quick as shadows we must be.
487422 I found it, I did. The way through the marshes. Orcs don't use it. Orcs don't know it. They go round for miles and miles. Come quickly. Swift and quick as shadows we must be.

lord of the rings the two towers
They run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them.
487341 Theyve run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them.

lord of the rings the two towers
The fires of Isengard will spread, and the forests of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once great and good in this world will be gone. There won't *be* a Shire, Pippin.
487922 The fires of Isengard will spread. And the woods of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once green and good in this world will be gone.  There won't be a Shire, Pippin.

lord of the rings the two towers
I know your face, Eowyn.
487546 I know your face. owyn owyn.

lord of the rings the two towers
Maybe he does deserve to die, but now that I see him I do pity him.
487280 Maybe he does deserve to die, but now that I see him, I do pity him.

lord of the rings the two towers
But, the fat hobbit. He knows. Eyes always watching.
488041 The fat hobbit, he knows. Eyes always watching.

lord of the rings the two towers
The time of the Elves is over. Do we leave Middle-earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?
487752 Do we leave Middle-earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?

lord of the rings the two towers
There will be no dawn... for men.
487728 There will be no dawn for Men.

lord of the rings the two towers
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.
487999 Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.

lord of the rings the two towers
Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow. How did it come to this?
487857 To whatever end Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains. Like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the west. Behind the hills, into shadow. How did it come to this?

lord of the rings the two towers
You'll find more cheer in a graveyard.
487523 Youll find more cheer in a graveyard.

lord of the rings the two towers
Stop! This creature is bound to me and I to him. He is our guide.
487781 Wait! This creature is bound to me. And I to him. He is our guide. Please, let me go down to him.

lord of the rings the two towers
A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helm's Deep. Leave none alive. To war!
487726 This night, the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan! March to Helms Deep! Leave none alive!

lord of the rings the two towers
Look for your friends, but do not trust to hope. It has forsaken these lands.
487381 Look for your friends. But do not trust to hope, it has forsaken these lands. We ride north!

lord of the rings the two towers
Mordor... the one place in Middle-Earth we don't want to see any closer... the one place we're trying to get to... is just where we can't get. Let's face it, Mr. Frodo. We're lost!
487259 Mordor. The one place in Middle-earth we dont want to see any closer, and the one place were trying to get to. Its just where we cant get. Lets face it, Mr. Frodo, were lost. I dont think Gandalf meant for us to come this way.

lord of the rings the two towers
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.
487540 I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.

lord of the rings the two towers
You're late.  You look terrible.
487814 Le ab-dollen.  You look terrible.

lord of the rings the two towers
Sneaky little hobbitses.
487795 Filthy little hobbitses. They stole it from us.

lord of the rings the two towers
But that one counts as mine!
487693 Argh! That one counts as mine!

lord of the rings the two towers
The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Our only wish,  to catch a fish,  so juicy sweet.
487780 The rock and pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweet! I only wish to catch a fish , so juicy sweet!

lord of the rings the two towers
I think we might have made a mistake leaving the Shire, Pippin.
487345 I think... we might have made a mistake leaving the Shire, Pippin.

lord of the rings the two towers
Keep breathing. That's the key. Breathe.
487340 Keep breathing! Thats the key! Breathe! Ho!

lord of the rings the two towers
We swears to serve the master of the precious. We will swear on... on... the precious!
487283 We swears to serve the master of the preciousss. We swears on... on the precious. Gollum. Gollum.

lord of the rings the two towers
Don't talk to it, Merry. Don't encourage it.
487408 Dont talk to it, Merry. Dont encourage it.

lord of the rings the two towers
The Ring will not save Gondor. It only has the power to destroy. Please, let me go.
487969 The Ring will not save Gondor. It has only the power to destroy. Please, let me go.

lord of the rings the two towers
You want to know what happened to Boromir? Do you want to know why your brother died? He tried to take the Ring from Frodo, after swearing an oath to protect him! He tried to kill him! The Ring drove your brother mad.
487983 Do you want to know what happened to Boromir? You want to know why your brother died? He tried to take the Ring from Frodo! After swearing an oath to protect him, he tried to kill him! The Ring drove your brother mad!

lord of the rings the two towers
Rohan, my lord, is ready to fall.
487327 Rohan, my lord, is ready to fall.

lord of the rings the two towers
Your leechcraft would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast!
487552 Your leechcraft would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast!

lord of the rings the two towers
Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind?
487334 Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind. Can you not see? Your uncle is wearied by your malcontent, your war-mongering.

lord of the rings the two towers
Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.
487533 Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind you teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm!

lord of the rings the two towers
So this is the answer to all the riddles: here in the wild I have you, two halflings and a host of men at my call, and the Ring of Power within my grasp.
487802 So... this is the answer to all the riddles. Here in the wild I have you. Two halflings and a host of men at my call. The Ring of power within my grasp.

lord of the rings the two towers
His staff. I told you to take the Wizard's staff.
487534 His staff!  I told you to take the wizards staff!

lord of the rings the two towers
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys.
487360 Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!!

lord of the rings the two towers
I'm wasted on cross-country! We Dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous over short distances.
487306 I am wasted on cross-country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!

lord of the rings the two towers
Hasufel! Arod! May these horses bear you to better fortune than their former masters.
487380 Hasufel! Arod! May these horses bear you to better fortune than their former masters. Farewell.

lord of the rings the two towers
A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night.
487364 A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.

lord of the rings the two towers
Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a thread. If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end, as to be worthy of remembrance.
487829 What would you have me do? Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a thread. If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end as to be worthy of remembrance.

lord of the rings the two towers
Bring your pretty face to my axe.
487692 Bring your pretty face to my axe!

lord of war
I don't care if it's legal! It's wrong.
488625 I don't care if it's legal, it's wrong.

lord of war
You underestimate yourself Aleksei. You're the best. You're the shit Aleksei, you're the shit! You're the shit! You're the shit!
488513 Don't underestimate yourself. You're the best, Tony.

lord of war
You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology.
488659 You can fight a lot of enemies and survive but if you fight your biology you always lose.

lord of war
The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise.
488213 The first and most important rule of gunrunning is never get shot with your own merchandise.

lord of war
Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names - Liberation this, Patriotic that, Democratic Republic of something-or-other... I guess they can't own up to what they usually are: the Federation of Worse Oppressors Than the Last Bunch of Oppressors. Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves Freedom Fighters.
488693 Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names - "liberation-this", "patriotic-that", "democratic-republic-of- something or other". I guess they can't own up to what they usually are - "federation- of-worse-oppressors-than-the last-bunch-of- oppressors". Often the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves "freedom fighters".

lord of war
Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start.
488262 In my experience some of the most successful relationships are founded on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start.

lord of war
Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.
488339 Avtomat Kalashnikova, model of 1947 - more commonly known as the AK-47 or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault ritle - a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and molded plastic. It doesn't break, jam or over-heat. It will shoot whether its covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it. And they do. The Russians put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian peoples' greatest export - after that comes vodka and suicidal novelists. One thing's for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.

lord of war
The problem with gun runners going to war, is that there is no shortage of ammunition.
488358 The problem with gunrunners going to war is there's no shortage of ammunition.

lord of war
There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?
488055 There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is... ...how do we arm the other eleven?

lord of war
In the most AIDS-infested region of the globe - where 1 in 4 is infected - Andy's idea of a joke was to put a young Iman and a young Naomi in my bed - and no condom within a hundred miles.
488439 In the most AIDS infested region of the globe, where one in four is infected, Andre's idea of a joke was to put a young Iman and a young Naomi naked in my bed and no condom within a hundred miles.

lord of war
Sir! Sir, may I interest you in the shoulder fired S-37 surface-to-air missle? It's the old Chinese model. Not so effective against modern military aircraft but deadly if used against a commerical airliner.
488144 --I can get you the shoulder-fired SA-7 surface-to-air missiles. The older Chinese model. Not so effective against modern military aircraft but deadly if used against a commercial airliner. I'm giving them away at eight-fifty.

lord of war
Thank God there are still legal ways to exploit developing countries. The only problem with an honest buck is they're so hard to make - the margins are too low, too many people are doin' it.
488637 But the only problem with an honest buck is they're so hard to make. The margins are too low. Too many people are doing it.

lord of war
I would tell you to go to hell, but I think you're already there.
488746 I would tell you to go to hell. But I think you're already there.

lord of war
The second rule of gun-running is always ensure you have a foolproof way of getting paid.
488214 The second rule is always ensure you have a foolproof way to get paid. Credit card, check, cash. Preferably in advance, ideally to an off-shore account. It's why I choose my customers so carefully. Say what you like about warlords and dictators, they tend to have a highly developed sense of order. They always pay their bills on time.

lost highway
We've met before, haven't we?
489845 We've met before, haven't we?

lost highway
Fucker gets more pussy than a toilet seat.
490218 'Fucker gets more pussy than a toilet seat.

lost highway
Who the hell owns that dog?
489766 Who the hell owns that dog?

lost highway
Dick Laurent is dead...
489727 Dick Laurent is dead.

lost highway
Did you want to talk to me? Did you want to ask me "WHY"?
490409 Did you want to talk to me?

lost horizon
George, didn't you ever want to know what's on the other side of the mountain?
490963 Don't you ever want to see what's on the other side of the hill?

lost horizon
I think I'm going to like it here.
491391 Think of it! In times like these.

lost horizon
Gentlemen, I give you a toast. Here's my hope that Robert Conway will find his Shangri-La. Here's my hope that we all find our Shangri-La.
491678 Gentlemen, I give you a toast. Here is my hope that Robert Conway will find his Shangri-La!

lost horizon
Age is a limit we impose upon ourselves. You know, each time you Westerners celebrate your birthday, you build another fence around your minds.
491425 Age is a limit we impose upon ourselves. You know, each time you Westerners celebrate your birthday, you build another fence around your minds.

lost horizon
Mr. Chang, if you don't mind, I think I'll go on being amazed - in moderation go course...
491062 Mr. Chang, if you don't mind, I think I'll go on being amazed - in moderation, of course.

lost horizon
Conway, I don't like this place! It's too mysterious!
490875 Mr. Conway, I don't like this place. I don't like it. It's too mysterious.

lost horizon
You know, when we were on that plane, I was fascinated by the way the shadow followed us. That silly shadow! Racing along over mountains and valleys, covering ten times the distance of the plane, and yet always there to greet us... with outstretched arms when we landed. And I've been thinking that, somehow, you're that plane, and I'm that silly shadow. That all my life I've been rushing up and down hills, leaping rivers, crashing over obstacles, never dreaming that one day that beautiful thing in flight would land on this earth and into my arms.
491368 Forgiven. You know, when we were on that plane, I was fascinated by the way its shadow followed it. That silly shadow racing along over mountains and valleys, covering ten times the distance of the plane. It was always there to greet us with outstretched arms when we landed. And I've been thinking that somehow you're that plane, and I'm that silly shadow. That all my life I've been rushing up and down hills, leaping rivers, crashing over obstacles, never dreaming that one day that beautiful thing in flight would land on this earth and into my arms.

lost in space
Let's try this again, shall we? You are the puppet, I am the puppeteer. Do try to get it right this time...
492652 Let's try this dance again. You are the puppet. I am the puppeteer. Do get it right this time.

lost in space
Unhand me, you mechanical moron.
492225 Unhand me, you mechanical moron.

lost in space
I never liked me anyway.
492668 I never liked me, anyway.

lost in space
Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind.
492434 Sarcasm is the recourse of a weak mind.

lost in space
Ouch. Could he be cuter? I don't *think* so.
492154 Ouch. Could he be cuter? I don't think so.

lost in space
Let's see, do I spend my last night on Earth watching Mom and Dad pretend not to be fighting, or blow ten years worth of allowance at the mall? You do the math.
491813 Let's see, do I spend my last night on Earth watching Mom and Dad pretend not to be fighting again or get in ten years of making-out at the mall ... you do the math.

lost in space
NOT another word. Better. Now if you've finished hosing down the decks with testosterone, I suggest you come with me. I may have found a way to get us off this planet.
492392 Not another word. Better. Now if you've finished hosing down the decks with testosterone, I suggest you come with me. I may have found a way to get us off this planet.

lost in space
8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic.
491949 Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I can take the family camper on an interstellar picnic.

lost in space
Eww. They eat their wounded.
492271 They eat their wounded.

lost in space
OK, last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer.
491701 Last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer.

lost in space
Mom says to get the hell outta there!
492261 John, get the hell out of there.

lost in space
We're lost, aren't we?
492109 We're lost, aren't we?

lost in space
No more monkey business!
491780 No more monkey business.

lost in space
Never fear, Smith is here.
492647 Never fear. Smith is here.

lost in space
Nothing good can come of this.
492195 Nothing good will come of this.

lost in space
You know, the planet IS breaking up around us.
492819 The planet is breaking up around us.

lost in space
Something you should abide by on this world or any other, never trust anyone. Especially me.
492642 A brief lesson in survival on this world or any other. Never trust anyone. Remember it into your old age, should you have one. Now move!

lost in space
Am I interrupting something? No really, I think you two should go ahead and slug it out. I mean, here we are on an alien world and you boys want to get into a pissing contest? Please, go for it. I'll have Judy down here in a heartbeat to declare you both unfit, and I'll take over this mission. Now I don't want to hear another word from either of you, is THAT clear?
492390 No. Really. I think you two should go ahead and slug it out. I mean, here we are stranded on an alien world and you boys want to get into a pissing contest. So please, go for it. I'll have Judy down here in a heartbeat to declare you both unfit and I'll take over this mission. Now I don't want to hear another word from you two until you can play nice. Is that clear?

lost in space
Major West, I highly recommend you never breed. That, by the way, is my medical opinion.
492253 Major West, I highly recommend you never breed. That by the way is my medical opinion.

lost in space
If this is all a dream, why can't there be more girls?
492130 If this in all a dream, why can't there be more girls?

lost in translation
You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
492930 You're probably just having a mid- life crisis. Did you buy a Porche?

lost in translation
Why do you have to point out how stupid everyone is all the time?
492966 I'm not, but do you have to point out how stupid everyone is.

lost in translation
For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.
492871 For relaxing times, make it Suntory Time.

lost in translation
Let's never come here again because it would never be as much fun.
493122 Let's never come here again, because it would never be as much fun.

lost souls
God will forgive me. The transformation is near.
493660 God will forgive me, the time of transformation is so near.

love & basketball
I've been in love with you since I was eleven, and the shit won't go away.
494968 What I'm trying to say is, I've loved you since I was eleven and the shit won't go away.

love & basketball
So that's it? Just forget about you and me?
494733 So that's it, just forget about us?

love & basketball
All's fair in love and basketball.
494490 All's fair in love and basketball. Strip.

love & basketball
Damn, girl, I didn't know Nike made dresses.
494355 Dang, girl, I didn't know Nike made dresses.

love & basketball
It's a trip, you know? When you're a kid, you-you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it's not gonna turn out that way.
494942 It's a trip, you know?  When you're a kid, you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it's not gonna turn out that way.

made
How about me coach? Did I always have heart?
496209 What about me coach? Did I have heart?

made
You must be the 'Red Dragon'!
496656 So, you must be the Red Dragon.

made
You're running around like a Puerto Rican on the fifteenth of the month!
496482 We're here representing Max. You're acting like a Puerto Rican on the fifteenth of the month.

made
Well, that's one way to deal with people...
496657 Well, that's news to me. The name's Tom.

magnolia
In this life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve - it's what you take!
497098 In this big game that we play it is not what you find and it's not what you deserve - It's What You Take. I'm Frank T.J. Mackey, Master of the Muffin and author of the Seduce and Destroy System of audio and videocassettes that will teach you the techniques to have any hard-body blonde dripping to wet your dock!

magnolia
I know I did a stupid thing. So stupid! Getting braces. I thought... I thought he would love me. Getting... braces! And for what? For something I don't even... I don't know where to put things, you know? I really do have love to give! I just don't know where to put it!
498613 I know that I did a thtupid thing. Tho-thtupid...getting brathes...I thought... I thought that he would love me. ...getting brathes, for what... for thumthing I didn't even...i don't know where to put things, y'know?

magnolia
Why are frogs falling from the sky?
498570 There are frogs falling from the sky.

magnolia
...whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't... and I will listen... I will be a good listener to you if that's what you want... and you know, you know... I won't judge you... I can do that sometimes, I know, but I won't... I can... listen to you and you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off or anything that you might think I'll think or on and on and just say it and I'll listen to you...
498496 I haven't been on a date since I was married and that was three years ago....and Claudia...whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't...and I will listen...I will be a good listener to you if that's what you want...and you know, you know...I won't judge you.... I can do that sometimes, I know, but I won't...I can...listen to you and you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off or anything that you might think I'll think or on and on and just say it and I'll listen to you....

magnolia
I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people.
498413 Ok. I'll tell you everything and you tell me everything and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people....

magnolia
It's dangerous to confuse children with angels.
498220 "It's a dangerous thing to confuse chidlren with angels..."

magnolia
Donnie, you got struck by lightning last summer you were on vacation in Tahoe, I don't think braces is a good idea.
497397 Don, you got hit by lightning that time in Tahoe, you went on vacation, I don't think braces is a good idea --

magnolia
Dad? You need to be nicer to me.
498607 You have to be nicer to me, Dad.

magnolia
The book says, "We might be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."
497758 And the book says: "We may by through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."

magnolia
Let me tell you something, this is not an easy job. I get a call on the radio, dispatch, it's bad news. And it stinks. But this is my job and I love it. Because I want to do well - in this life and in this world, I want to do well. And I want to help people. And I might get twenty bad calls a day. But one time I can help someone and make a save - correct a wrong or right a situation - then I'm a happy cop. And as we move through this life we should try and do good. Do good... And if we can do that, and not hurt anyone else, well... then...
497146 This is not an easy job. I get a call from Shirley on the radio: Bad News. It's never good news. She tries to be cheerful, tries to say something nice, but uh-huh, it's just Bad News. And It Stinks. But this is my job. And I Love It. Because I want to do well. In this life and in this world I want to do well. And I want to help people. And I may get twenty bad calls a day. But one time I help someone, I Make A Save? I correct a wrong or right a situation; Then I'm a happy cop. And We Move Through This Life We Should Try And Do Good.

magnolia
This happens. This is something that happens.
498579 This happens....this is something that happens.

magnolia
I'll tell you the greatest regret of my life: I let my love go.
498316 Now I'll die and I'll tell you: what? The biggest regret of my life: I let my love go.....

magnolia
Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?
498535 ....now that I've met you.... Would you object to never seeing me again?

magnolia
Let's make some fuckin' money, folks.
497756 Let's make some fuckin' money, folks.

magnolia
Want to know the common element for the entire group?... I'll tell you the answer: I'll tell you, 'cause I had that one. I had that question... Carbon. Carbon. In pencil lead, it's in the form of graphite and in coal, it's mixed up with other impurities and in the diamond it's in hard form.  "Well... all we were asking was the common element, Donnie... but thank you for all that unnecessary knowledge... haha, kids! Heads so full of useless knowledge. Thank you. Thank you." And the book says: "We may be through with the past... but the past is not through with us!"  And... no, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels!
498221 -- and you wanna know the common element for the entire group, like he asks...I'll tell you the answer: I'll tell you, 'cause I had that question. I had that same question....Carbon. In pencil led, it's in the form of graphite and in coal, it's all mixed up with other impurities and in the diamond it's in hard form. "Well...all we were asking was the common element, Donnie...but thank you for all that unnecessary knowledge...ahhh, Kids! Full of useless thoughts, eh?" Thank you. Thank you. And the book says: "We may be through with the past but the past is not through with us." And NO IT'S NOT DANGEROUS TO DO THAT.

magnolia
A lot of people think this is just a job that you go to. Take a lunch hour... job's over. Something like that. But it's a 24-hour deal. No two ways about it. And what most people don't see... is just how hard it is to do the right thing. People think if I make a judgment call... that's a judgment on them, but that is not what I do. And that's not what should be done. I have to take everything... and play it as it lays. Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail. And that is a very tricky thing on my part... making that call. I mean, the law is the law. And heck if I'm gonna break it. You can forgive someone. Well, that's the tough part. What can we forgive? Tough part of the job. Tough part of walking down the street.
498619 ...alot of people think this is just a job that you go to.....take a lunch hour, the jobs over, something like that. But...it's a 24 hour deal...no two ways about it....and what most people don't see: Just How Hard It Is To Do The Right Thing. People think if I make a judgment call that it's a judgment on them...but that's not what I do and that's not what should be done...I have to take everything and play it as it lays. Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven and sometimes they need to go to jail. And that's a very tricky thing on my part...making that call...the law is the law and heck if I'm gonna break it...but you can forgive someone....? Well, that's the tough part....What Do We Forgive? Tough part of the job.....tough part of walking down the street...

major league
Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.
500370 Forget the curveball. Go with the heater.

major league
The American Express Card. Don't steal home without it.
500251 The American Express card. Don't steal home without it.

major league
Look at this fucking guy.
499687 Look at this fuckin' guy.

major league
Wild Thing. You make my heart sing. You walk everything.
499879 Wild thing, You make my heart sing, You walk everything.

major league
We should've got the live chicken.
500349 We should've gotten him a live chicken.

major league
Good morning, gentlemen, and welcome to another season of Indians baseball.
499575 Good morning, gentlemen. Welcome to another season of Indians' baseball.

major league
I'm pissed off now, Jobu. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You don't help me now. I say "Fuck you," Jobu, I do it myself.
500350 I pissed off now, Jo-Buu. I good to you, I stand up for you. If you no help me now, I say fuck you, Jo-Buu. I do it myself.

major league
Cerrano's looking for some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken. Man, we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game!
500326 We got a problem. Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight. He's lookin' to sacrifice a live chicken. We can't have people pukin' in the locker room before the game.

major league
So, an eerie start for the Erie warriors as they drop a heartbreaker to the Yankees, nine to nothing. The pst game show is brought to you by...  Christ I can't find it, the hell with it.
499891 So, a tough start for the Erie warriors, as they drop a heartbreaker to the Yankees, nine to nothing. The Post Game Show was brought to you by... Christ. I can't find it. The hell with it. This is Harry Doyle saying good night, everybody, and Happy Hunting.

major league
Nice throw, dickhead.
499869 Nice throw, dickhead.

major league
Wild thing, you make my heart sing.
499985 Wild Thing, you make my heart sing.

major league
Let's cut through the crap, Vaughn. I only got one thing to say to you: "Strike this mother fucker out."
500364 Let's cut through the crap. I only got one thing to say to you. Just rear back and strike this motherfucker out.

major league
Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.
499762 Is very bad to steal Jo-Buu's gin. Is very bad.

major league
Willie Mays Hayes. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes.
499683 Say hey, Willie Mays Hayes here. I play like Mays and run like Hayes.

major league
You may run like Hayes. but you hit like shit.
499717 Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit.

major league
All right people, we got 10 minutes 'till game time, let's all gather 'round. I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses, but I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shitburger to eat!
499840 I'm not much for inspirational addresses. I just wanta point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press thinks we'd save everybody a lot of time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I like to waste sportswriters' time so I'm for hangin' around and seein' if we can give all these guys a nice big shitburger to eat.

malcolm x
That's too much power for one man to have.
501048 That's too much power for one man to have.

malcolm x
I'm half wop, I'm half nigger. I'm not afraid of nobody.
500679 I'm half wop, half nigger and ain't afraid of no one.

malcolm x
We had the best organization a black man's ever had. Niggers ruined it.
501244 We had the best organization that black people ever had and niggers ruined it.

malcolm x
I will not touch the white man's poison; his drugs, his liquor, his swine, his women.
500856 I will not touch the white man's poison: his drugs, his liquor, his carrion, his women.

malcolm x
A man curses because he doesn't have the words to say what's on his mind.
500786 I respect myself. A man cuss because he hasn't got the words to say what's on his mind.

malcolm x
A Muslim must be strikingly upright; an outstanding example so that those in the darkness can see the power of the light.
500857 A Muslim must be strikingly upright. Outstanding. So those in the darkness can see the power of the light.

malcolm x
Hey Little! Your man out here waiting on you!
500395 Hey, Red. Your man's here and waiting on you.

malibu's most wanted
STOP IT! You say one more line and I'mma have to smoke myself!
502382 Stop, please! If I hear you drop one more rhyme, I'ma hafta smoke myself.

malibu's most wanted
My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes non-fat and don't fo-get the sprinkle.
501630 I'm thin to win! 'The name is B-Rad, Not Robbie Van Winkle... Go get my latte nonfat, And don't forget the sprinkle!'

malibu's most wanted
KING KONG... AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'... ON ME! AAAAAGHHHHHH!
501725 You ain't got the bizalls, bitch!

malibu's most wanted
Damn doesn't anyone know where the damn driveway is!
502357 Don't anybody know where the driveway's at?! Damn!

malibu's most wanted
This ain't no picnic bitch!
501809 This ain't a picnic, bitch!

malibu's most wanted
You that weak fuck from the club.
502085 Oh, you dat weak fuck from de club.

man in the iron mask
Anne, to love you is treason against France. But not to love you is treason against my heart.
502922 Anne...! I know... I know that to love you is treason against France. But not to love you... is treason against my heart.

man in the iron mask
D'Artagnan, you will hunt down Porthos, Athos, and Aramis, and bring me their heads, or I will have yours. And as for you, my brother, back to the prison you will go, and into the mask you hate. Wear it 'til you love it! And die in it.
503225 D'Artagnan, you will hunt down Aramis, Porthos and Athos, and bring me their heads, or I will have yours. And as for you, Phillippe... Back to the prison you shall go, and into the mask you hate.

man in the iron mask
I'd rather die covered in blood than an old man lying in my own piss.
503256 So what? I'd rather die covered in blood, than an old man, lying in my own piss.

man in the iron mask
D'Artagnan, I am not angry with you. I knew you would lead me to them, and so you have. Lay down your sword and I will not punish you. I will let you retire in peace, and I will give your friends a swift execution, if you surrender NOW!
503287 I am not angry with you. I knew you would lead me to them, and so you have! Lay down your sword, and I will not punish you! I will let you retire in peace -- to live out your days in the countryside! And I will give your friends a swift execution, if you surrender now.

man in the iron mask
You have the heart of a king.
503151 You have the heart of a king.

man in the iron mask
You are right. It is rotten. I will speak to the King myself. You have my word.
502673 You are right. It is rotten. I will speak to the King myself. You have my word.

man in the iron mask
When I discover the identity of this Jesuit rebel, I will kill both him and the man who told me.
502547 If I find out the identity of this Jesuit rebel. I will kill both him and the man who told me.

man in the iron mask
I've worn that mask so long I don't feel safe without it.
503020 I've worn this mask so long, I couldn't sleep without it.

man in the iron mask
I'm a genius, not an engineer.
503011 I'm a genius -- not an engineer!

man in the iron mask
Athos... after all you have done, I must ask you one more service. Let me love you like a son to a father. And I pray you live for this: to love me like your son.
503319 After all you have done, I must ask you one more service to your king. I have lost my father. And you have lost your son. Let me love you like a son to a father. And I pray you live for this, to love me like your son.

man in the iron mask
Put this man away where no one will hear his insanity. Let him be fed by a deaf-mute but feed him well.
503312 You will put this madman where no one can hear his insanity. Let him be fed by a deaf mute. But feed him well, and let him have a long life within the Iron Mask.

man in the iron mask
You grow fond of him. That is good.
502996 You grow fond of him. That's good.

man on fire
There is no such thing as tough. There is trained and untrained. Now which are you?
503765 There's no such thing as tough, Creasy. Just trained and untrained.

man on fire
The gunshot holds no fear!
503697 The gunshot holds no fear. Say it.

man on fire
I think he's been sick. He's all right now, but I think he's been very, very sick.
503469 I think he's been sick. He's alright now, but I think he's been very, very sick.

man on fire
I'm gonna take your family apart piece by piece, you understand me? Piece by piece.
504178 Listen to me. Listen! I'm going to take your family apart piece by piece.

man on fire
The most important thing in life, is family.
504173 The most important thing in life is family. And there you are. You have my family. What do you want?

man on fire
I'm goin' home, too. I'm goin' to Blue Bayou.
503561 "I'm going back someday, come what may, to Blue Bayou..."

man on fire
I am going to ask questions. If you don't answer fully and truthfully, you will suffer much more than you have to. I'm going to cut your fingers off. One by one, if I have to.
503924 I am going to ask questions. If you don't answer, fully and truthfully, you will suffer much more than you have to.

man on fire
Dear God, I do not ask for health or wealth. People ask you so often that you can't have any left. Give me, God, what else you have. Give me what no-one else asks for. Amen.
503384 Dear God. I do not ask for health. Or wealth. People ask you so often that you can't have any left. Give me God what you still have. Give me what no one else asks for. Amen.

man on fire
He'll deliver more justice in a weekend than ten years of your courts and tribunals.
504035 He'll deliver more justice in a weekend, than ten years of your courts and tribunals. So stay out of his way.

man on the moon
You're insane, but you might also be brilliant.
504274 You're insane. But -- you might also be brilliant. Alright, Andy... let's do it.

man on the moon
Kaufman, did you come here to wrestle or act like an ass?
504735 Hey! Did you come down here to wrestle, or to act like an ass?

man on the moon
I am from Caspiar, an Island in the Caspian Sea. It sunk.
504263 It's a veddy small island in de Caspian Sea. It sunk.

man on the moon
Andy, you have to look inside and ask this question: who are you trying to entertain - the audience or yourself?
504480 I don't know! and lowers his voice Andy... you need to look inside: Who are you trying to entertain? The audience... or yourself?

man trouble
I look upon a woman as a whole.
505364 Because I look upon a woman as a whole.

man trouble
Here I am, sitting in the center of a lot of wealth, the escalation in crime couldn't be better, and I'm not turning a damn nickel on it!
505115 Jesus, here I am, sitting in the center of a lot of wealth, the escalation in crime couldn't be better, and I'm not turning a damn nickel on it...

manhunt
I've got something on my gay-dar!
509411 I've got a better idea...

manhunter
It's just you and me now, sport. And I'm going to find you, God damn it.
510336 It's just YOU and me now, sport. And I'd better hurry up and find you. Because I'm losing all this...

manhunter
You're so sly... but so am I.
510046 You're so sly, but so am I...

maniac
Not only do I look like Meirschultz, I am Meirschultz!
510645 Not only do I look like Meir- schultz--I AM Meirschultz. I will be a great man.

maniac
A rat eating a cat? Why, that is news! By the way, did you hear a shot last night?
510758 By the way--did you hear a shot last night?

maniac
Tonight, my dear Maxwell, I'm ready to try my experiment on a human!
510613 Tonight, my dear Maxwell, I am ready to try my experi- ment on a human.

maniac
Once a ham, always a ham!
510621 Once a ham, always a ham. <U>You</U>, an actor! And don't for- get, my dear Maxwell, the police will be glad to find you. Max is very contrite--smiles wanly. Clears his throat. MAXWELL Hm--I did not mean I wouldn't--

maniac
I must get her outta here. She must have oxygen!
510625 I must get her out of here-- she must have oxygen.

margot at the wedding
I left a piece of skin in a movie theater once so it could watch movies all its life.
511373 I left a piece of skin in a movie theater once so it could watch movies all its life.

margot at the wedding
I have this theory. I think, historically, women have been held back in so many ways that when they get power like they do behind the wheel, they can't help but abuse it. It's akin to Hannah Arendt's Eichmann theory about prison guards and prisoners switching roles.
511348 It's probably for the best. I have this theory, I think, historically, women have been held back in so many ways that when they get power, like they do behind the wheel, they can't help but abuse it. It's akin to Hannah Arendt's Eichmann theory about prison guards and prisoners switching rolls.

margot at the wedding
My scrotum is longer than my penis.
511080 My scrotum is longer than my penis.

margot at the wedding
Make sure you can handle rejection. I can't.
511009 Well, make sure you can handle rejection. I can't. For me, expectation just turns to disappointment. So, ultimately I'd rather not try. It'll all go black for us soon enough anyway.

marley & me
Tell your dog not to worry, sooner or later we all lose our balls.
512629 Tell him not to feel bad. Sooner or later, we all lose our balls.

marty
Ma, sooner or later, there comes a point in a man's life when he's gotta face some facts. And one fact I gotta face is that, whatever it is that women like, I ain't got it.
513500 Sooner or later, there comes a point in a man's life when he gotta face some facts, and one fact I gotta face is that whatever it is that women like, I ain't got it. I chased enough girls in my life. I went to enough dances. I got hurt enough. I don't wanna get hurt no more. I just called a girl just now, and I got a real brush-off, boy. I figured I was past the point of being hurt, but that hurt. Some stupid woman who I didn't even wanna call up. She gave me the brush. I don't wanna go to the Stardust Ballroom because all that ever happened to me there was girls made me feel like I was a bug. I got feelings, you know. I had enough pain. No, thank you.

marty
You don't like her. My mother don't like her. She's a dog. And I'm a fat, ugly man. Well, all I know is I had a good time last night. I'm gonna have a good time tonight. If we have enough good times together, I'm gonna get down on my knees. I'm gonna beg that girl to marry me. If we make a party on New Year's, I got a date for that party. You don't like her? That's too bad.
514003 You don't like her. My mother don't like her. She's a dog, and I'm a fat, ugly little man. All I know is I hadda good time last night. I'm gonna have a good time tonight. If we have enough good times together, I'm gonna go down on my knees and beg that girl to marry me. If we make a party again this New Year's, I gotta date for the party. You don't like her, that's too bad.

mash
Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater.
514555 Get that dirty old man out of the operating room!

mash
Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips.
514479 Hiya, Frank. Hiya, Hot Lips.

mash
Now, fair's fair Henry. If I nail Hotlips and hit Hawkeye can I go home too?
514494 Fair's fair, Henry. If I get into Hot Lips and jump Hawkeye Pierce, do I get to go home, too?

max payne
The angels are not done with you yet!
517912 The angels are not done with you yet.

max payne
Remember when you were a kid and you'd hold your breath when you run past a grave yard? Leave that man alone.
517483 emember when you were a kid, and you'd hold your breath when you went past a graveyard?

max payne
It's okay. The angels burn within them now.
517743 It's okay. They're angels, now.

max payne
Take Payne alive. If there is anything left.
518019 Try to take Payne alive, if there's anything left.

meet joe black
So tell me Joe... How come a man as attractive, intelligent, well-spoken... diffident in the most seductive way, and yet... powerful... is all alone in this world?
519531 Then tell me, Joe, how come a man as attractive, intelligent, well- spoken ,diffident in the most sed- uctive way, and yet powerful, is all alone in this world?

meet joe black
Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy.
520053 Don't blow smoke up my ass, you'll ruin my autopsy.

meet joe black
Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.
519397 Easy, Bill. You'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.

meet joe black
When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.
519031 When I introduce you, if I say who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.

meet joe black
I can't believe you people. I come for you, and you want to stay, I let you stay and you want to go.
519772 Can do no right by people. Come to take, you wan' to stay, leave you stay, you wan' to go. Rahtid!

meet joe black
I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.
518839 '...I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.'

meet joe black
You got enough nice pictures?
519776 Got enough nice pictured, Easter.

meet joe black
You never know, lightning could strike.
518935 You never know. Lightning could strike.

meet joe black
I don't think this is the lightning you're looking for.
519545 I don't think this is the lightning you are looking for. Drew's a good man. I know I didn't seem to be completely in his corner before, but I've come to appreciate --

meet joe black
It nice it happen to you. Like you come to the island and had a holiday. Sun didn't burn you red-red, just brown. You sleep and no mosquito eat you. But the truth is, it bound to happen if you stay long enough. So take that nice picture you got in your head home with you, but don't be fooled. We lonely here mostly too. If we lucky, maybe, we got some nice pictures to take with us.
519775 It nice it happen to you. It like you came to Cat Island and you had a holiday, sun didn't burn you red, just brown, sleep no mosquito eat you, rum no poung you head nex' day. But trut' is, dat bound to happen, you stay long enough. So tak dat nice picture home wi' you, but don' be fooled. We lonely here mostly, too. If we lucky, we got some nice pictures.

meet joe black
You're not Death. You're just a kid in a suit.
519016 You're not Death. You're just a kid in a jacket and a pair of pants.

meet joe black
I loved Susan from the moment she was born, and I love her now and every minute in between. And what I dream of is a man who will discover her, and that she will discover a man who will love her, who is worthy of her, who is of this world, this time and has the grace, compassion, and fortitude to walk beside her as she makes her way through this beautiful thing called life.
519936 I certainly hope so -- I loved Susan from the moment she was born, and I love her now, and every minute in between, and what I dream of is a man who will discover her and she will discover a man who will love her, who is worthy of her, who is of this world, of this time and has the grace and compassion and fortitude to walk beside her as she makes her way through this beautiful thing called life.

meet joe black
Thank you for loving me.
519959 Thank you for loving me.

meet joe black
I wish... you could have known my father.
520077 I wish you could've known my father...

meet joe black
Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. I say, fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who will love you the same way back. How do you find him? Well, you forget your head, and you listen to your heart. And I'm not hearing any heart. Cause the truth is, honey, there's no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, cause if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.
518817 I know it's a cornball thing but love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? I say fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love -- well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.

meet john doe
Tear down fences... why, if you tore one picket off your neighbor's fence, he'd sue you!
520625 Tear down all the fences. Why, if you tore one picket off of your neighbor's fence he'd sue you!

meet john doe
O.K. folks, but remember your manners. No stampeding. Walk slow, like you do when you come to pay your taxes.
520697 Okay, folks, but remember your manners. No stampeding. Walk slow, like you do when you come to pay your taxes.

meet john doe
$5,000. Holy mackerel! I can see the helots coming now. A whole army of them.
520528 Five thousand dollars! Holy mackerel! I can see the heelots comin'. The whole army of them!

meet john doe
There you are, Norton - - the people, try and lick that.
521190 There you are, Norton! The people! Try and lick that! Come on, Colonel.

meet john doe
Why can't that spirit, that warm Christmas spirit, last all year long?
520615 Now, why can't that spirit, that same warm Christmas spirit last the whole year round? Gosh, if it ever did, if each and every John Doe would make that spirit last three hundred and sixty-five days out of the year, we'd develop such a strength, we'd create such a tidal wave of good will, that no human force could stand against it.

meet john doe
Listen, if that guy lays an egg I want to get *something* out of it! I'm getting a Jane Doe ready.
520564 Listen. If that guy lays an egg. I want to get something out of it. I'm getting a Jane Doe ready!

meet john doe
If it was raining hundred dollar bills, you'd be out looking for a dime you lost someplace!
520209 You're supposed to be a smart guy! If it was raining hundred dollar bills, you'd be out looking for a dime you lost some place.

meet john doe
I don't read no papers, and I don't listen to radios either. I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber, and I don't have to read it.
520337 I don't read no papers and I don't listen to radios either. I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber and I don't have to read it.

meet john doe
I've seen guys like you before. Guys that never had to worry. Then they get a hold of some dough and go goofy.
520338 I've seen guys like you go under before. Guys that never had a worry. Then they got ahold of some dough and went goofy. The first thing that happens to a guy

memento
Finished playing with yourself there, Lenny?
522327 Finished playing with yourself, Lenny?

memento
Hmmm. I don't feel drunk.
522379 Don't feel drunk.

memento
You know what? I think I'm gonna use you. I'm telling you now because I'll enjoy it so much more if I know that you could stop me if you weren't such a fucking freak!
522561 I'm gonna use you, you stupid fuck. I'm telling you now because I'll enjoy it more if I know that you could stop me if you weren't a freak.

memento
That's a test? Where were you guys when I did my CPA?
522252 That's a test? Where were you guys when I did my CPA?

memento
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
522330 You called me. You wanted my help. You know, Lenny, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep using the same jokes.

memento
Probably burned truck loads of your stuff before. Can't remember to forget you.
522400 Probably tried this before. Probably burned truckloads of your stuff. Can't remember to forget you.

memento
You're not a killer.  That's why you're so good at it.
522790 Quit it! You're not a killer, Lenny. That's why you're so good at it.

memento
I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different.
522799 I have to believe in the world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there.

memento
Beg my wife's forgiveness, before I blow  your brains out.
522068 Beg my forgiveness! Beg my wife's forgiveness before I blow your brains out!

men in black
Did anything about that seem unusual to you?
523148 Anything about that seem unusual to you?

men in black
Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.
523112 We got the use of unlimited technology from the entire universe and we cruise around in this?

men in black
HEY, OLD GUYS! Do those still work?
523476 Do those still work?

men in black
You idiots! You don't get it - I've won! It's over! You're milksuckers! You don't matter! In fact, in just a few seconds you won't even BE matter!
523509 You milk-suckers! You don't matter! In a few seconds you won't even be matter!

men in black
This caused the 1977 New York blackout. A practical joke by the great attractor. He thought it was funny as hell.
523076 Caused the '77 New York blackout. Practical joke by the Great Attractor. He thought it was funny as hell.

men in black
Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training. Now please step this way, as we provide you with our final test: an eye exam...
523018 Congratulations, you're everything we've come to expect from years of government training. Now, if you'll just follow me, we have one more test to administer, an eye exam.

men in black
Interesting job you boys have...
523545 Interesting job you guys got.

men in black
Get your big butt back in the house!
522981 Get your big butt back in that house!

men in black
Months, days, hours. Always face it forward.
523555 Days. Months. Years. Always face it forwards.

men in black
We'll take it from here.
522808 We'll take it from here.

metro
My eyes still hurt from reading that movie.
525153 Damn, my eyes are tired from reading that movie.

midnight cowboy
It just ain't right cheatin' from a pregnant lady.
526850 It ain't right, stealing from a pregnant lady.

midnight cowboy
You fell. Hey fella, you fell.
526943 He fell. Hey, fella, you fell. Is he all right?

midnight cowboy
Uh, well, sir, I ain't a f'real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!
526925 Well, I ain't a f'real cowboy, but I'm one hell of a stud!

midnight cowboy
You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami.
526913 If you want the word on that brother and sister act, I'll give you the word. That Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself. So who cares, right? Load up on the salami...

midnight cowboy
I only get carsick on boats.
526588 I only get carsick on boats. But seems to me that's more the fish smell than the bouncing...

midnight cowboy
Oh, Joe it's... it's so difficult, I - You're a nice person, Joe, I- I- I should never have asked you up here, you're... You're a lovely person, really. Oh, God, I loathe life, I loathe it! Please go, please.
527024 Oh, difficult, it's so difficult. You're a nice person, Joe -- I should never have asked you up -- a lovely person. Oh, how I loathe life. I loathe it. Please go. Please.

midnight cowboy
He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his whole name. "X," that's what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone, one big lousy "X."
526887 He can't read. Even dumber than you. Couldn't write his own name. X -- that's what it ought to say there on that goddam headstone. One big lousy X like our flat. Condemned. By order of City Hall.

midnight cowboy
The two basic items necessary to sustain life, are sunshine and coconut milk... didya know that?
526833 The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. That's a known fact. If I can find the goddam hole the milk squirts out.

midnight express
Dear Susan: Poor Jimmy was caught and beaten so badly he got a severe hernia, and lost a testicle. He's been in the sanitarium for months. In comparison, my problems seem very small.
527427 Dear Susan. Poor Jimmy was caught and beaten so badly he got a severe hernia and lost a testicle. He's been in the hospital for months having operations..

midnight express
For a nation of pigs, it sures is funny you don't eat'em! Jesus Christ forgave the bastards, but I can't! I hate! I hate you! I hate your nation! And I hate your people! And I fuck your sons and daughters because they're pigs! You're a pig! You're all pigs.
527463 For a nation of pigs, it's funny you don't eat them. Fuck it, give me the sentence. Jesus forgave the bastards, but I can't. I hate you. Nation. I hate your I hate your people. And I fuck your sons and daughters!

mighty morphin power rangers
Zordon! We need Dinozord Power, NOW!
528349 We need Ninja MEGAZORD POWER, NOW!

mighty morphin power rangers
Yum, yum! Power Rangers - delicious!
528410 GO POWER RANGERS!

mighty morphin power rangers
Polly wanna MegaZord?
528242 Polly wanna cracker?

mighty morphin power rangers the movie
From this moment forth the world as you know it shall cease to exist. Welcome to my nightmare!
528570 From this moment forth, the world as you know it SHALL CEASE TO

mighty morphin power rangers the movie
What is that odious stench? Smells like teenagers.
528551 What is that odious stench?

mighty morphin power rangers the movie
Taking over the world is one thing. Finding good help to run it is another.
528688 Taking over the world is one thing. It's finding good help to run it for you that's the killer.

mighty morphin power rangers the movie
Hi, Honey... I'm home!
528657 Hi, honey, I'm home !

mighty morphin power rangers the movie
The Power has been destroyed. It is gone. The Zords... the weapons... all of it. The Power Rangers are no more.
528625 I'm afraid that's impossible... The power has been destroyed. It's gone... The Zords, the weapons... all of it. The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers are no more.

mighty morphin power rangers the movie
Hey, pretty fancy Spansy, I guess if You invest Your Money well in 60 Centuries... You can manage to buy yourself something Nice.
528576 Gee... pretty fancy-shmancy. I guess if you invest your money well over SIXTY centuries you can buy something pretty nice.

milk
You're going to meet the most extraordinary men, the sexiest, brightest, funniest men, and you're going to fall in love with so many of them, and you won't know until the end of your life who your greatest friends were or your greatest love was.
529312 You're going to meet the most extraordinary men, the sexiest, brightest, funniest men, and you're going to fall in love with so many of them, and you won't know until

milk
As President of the Board of Supervisors it's my duty to make this announcement: both Mayor Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk have been shot and killed.
529061 As President of the Board of Supervisors, it's my duty to make this announcement. Both Mayor Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk have been shot... and killed. GASPS from the REPORTERS. Dianne struggles to be heard.

milk
I am here tonight to say that we will no longer sit quietly in the closet. We must fight. And not only in the Castro, not only in San Francisco, but everywhere the Anitas go. Anita Bryant did not win tonight, Anita Bryant brought us together! She is going to create a national gay force! And the young people in Jackson Mississippi, in Minnesota, in the Richmond, in Woodmere New York, who are hearing her on television, hearing Anita Bryant telling them on television that they are sick, they are wrong, there is no place in this great country for them, no place in this world, they are looking to us for something tonight, and I say, we have got to give them hope!
529370 I am here tonight to say, we will no longer sit quietly in our closets. We must fight. Not just in the Castro, or San Francisco, but everywhere the Anitas go. Anita Bryant did not win tonight. Anita Bryant has brought us together... She is going to create a national gay force! And the young people in Richmond, Minnesota, or Jackson, Mississippi, or Woodmere, New York... Who are coming out and hearing Anita Bryant on television telling them that they're wrong, they're sick, that there is no place for them in this great country, in this world... They're looking to us for something tonight... And I say, we have to give them hope! The CROWD goes WILD. HARVEY'S SPEECH CROSSES THE CUT TO...

milk
The new Mrs. Milk. I give it a week.
529439 The new Mrs. Milk. I give it a week.

milk
Tonight the laws of God, and the cultural values of man have been vindicated. The people of Dade County, the Normal majority, have said 'Enough, enough, enough.'
529333 Tonight the laws of God and the cultural values of man have been vindicated. The people of Dade county, the normal majority, have said enough, enough, enough.

milk
A gay candidate against another gay candidate. That's unfortunate.
529395 A gay candidate against a gay candidate. It's unfortunate.

milk
How do you teach homosexuality? Is it like French?
529745 How do you teach homosexuality? Like French? I was born of heterosexual parents, I was taught by heterosexual teachers in a fiercely heterosexual society. So then why am I homosexual? And no offense meant, but if it were true that children mimicked their

milk
Out of the bar and into the streets! Anita Bryant is coming for you!
529357 Out of the bar and into the streets! Anita Bryant is coming after you!

milk
I ask this... If there should be an assassination, I would hope that five, ten, one hundred, a thousand would rise. I would like to see every gay lawyer, every gay architect come out - - If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door... And that's all. I ask for the movement to continue. Because it's not about personal gain, not about ego, not about power... it's about the "us's" out there. Not only gays, but the Blacks, the Asians, the disabled, the seniors, the us's. Without hope, the us's give up - I know you cannot live on hope alone, but without it, life is not worth living. So you, and you, and you... You gotta give em' hope... you gotta give em' hope.
529905 --If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door... And that's all. I ask for the movement to continue. Because it's not about personal gain, not about ego, not about power... it's about the "us's" out there. Not only gays, but the Blacks, the Asians, the disabled, the seniors, the us's. Without hope, the us's give up-- As the thousands of mourners arrive at City Hall, they place their candles around the statue of Lincoln.

milk
I know you're angry! I'm angry!
529362 I know you are angry. I am angry. Follow me through the streets of San Francisco to share our anger! Harvey jumps down and begins walking, not sure if the mob will follow. Finally, they do. Cleve catches up.

milk
My name is Harvey Milk and I'm here to recruit you!
529056 Hello, I'm Harvey Milk, and I'm here to recruit you.

milk
Gentlemen, Anne Kronenberg - a woman. A woman who likes women, isn't that ususual?
529393 Guys... Anne Kronenberg. She's a woman... A woman who likes women. Odd, isn't it?

milk
You replaced Scott with a lesbian?
529398 You replaced Scott with a lesbian?

mimic
You better tell me, what the hell is going on around here?
530508 You better tell me what the hell's going on here!

mini's first time
Follow your heart and don't question it, no matter where it tells you to go... It will open up a world of experiences you can't even imagine.
531664 Follow your heart and don't question it, now matter where it tells you to go. Trust me, it'll open up a world of new experiences you can't even imagine.

minority report
The Precogs are never wrong. But, occasionally... they do disagree.
531915 The Precogs are never wrong. They emit a single disc. "The immutable evidence of the infallible system."

mirrors
Thank god you didn't show up any later. This place gives me the creeps at night.
532491 Thank God you didn't show up any later. This place gives me the chills at night. ... No electricity, and all these mirrors... You know, I live in Brooklyn near a Jewish neighborhood, and when someone dies, they cover all the mirrors in their house. Some say that it's just to renounce all vanity during the mourning period, but others say something else... They say it's to keep the soul of the dead from being trapped in the mirrors... Believe it or not, there's always a bit of truth in any superstition. Am I right?

misery
No, he's not here. I don't know where he is, he never tells me anything any more. Probably out having an affair somewhere.  Oh here he is.  It's Jim Taylor, he wants to know who you're having an affair with.
533302 No, he's not here. I don't know where he went. He never tells me anything anymore. He's probably out having an affair somewhere. Wait a minute. I think I hear him coming.

mission impossible
Wake up, Claire! Jim's dead! He's dead! They're all dead!
533753 Dead. Dead. Dead! Wake up, Claire! Jim's dead, they're dead. They're all dead!

mission impossible
There was never any physical evidence I had anything to do with that... that... that exceptional piece of work.
533861 There was never any physical evidence that I had anything to do with that.. that.. With that exceptional piece of work.

mission impossible
I want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes.
533940 I want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes.

mission impossible
Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think.
533872 Luther, relax, it's worse than you think. The terminal's in black vault lock-down.

mission impossible
Hey, I'm the flavor of the month.
534143 Hey, I'm the flavour of the month!

mission impossible
Can I ask you something, Kittridge? If you're dealing with a man who has crushed, shot, stabbed, and detonated five members of his own IMF team, how devastated do you think you're gonna make him by hauling Mom and Uncle Donald down to the county courthouse?
533994 If you're dealing with someone who's crushed, stabbed, shot and detonated five members of his own IMF team, how devastated do you think you're going to make him by marching Ma and Uncle Donald down to the county courthouse?

mission impossible
As always, should you or any of your IM force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck, Jim. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.
533561 As always, should you or any member of your IM force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions. This tape will self- destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim!

mission impossible
If we're going to Virginia why don't we drop by Fort Knox? I could fly a helicopter through the lobby and set it down right inside the vault. And it would be a hell of a lot easier than breaking into the goddamn CIA.
533853 If we're going to Virginia, why don't we drop by Fort Knox? I can fly a helicopter right in through the lobby and set it down inside the vault and it will be a hell of a lot easier than breaking into the God damn CIA.

mission impossible
Try any sleight of hand with my money and I'll cut your throat.
533959 Try any sleight-of-hand with my money and Ill cut your throat.

mission impossible ii
You know, that was the hardest part about having to portray you, grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes.
534723 You know, that was the hardest part of having to portray you. Grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes.

mission impossible ii
You know women, mate. Like monkeys, they are - won't let go of one branch until they've got hold of the next.
534740 You know women, mate. Like monkeys, they are. Won't let go of one branch til they've got a grip on the next...get it, Nyah. I'll cover you.

mission impossible ii
Clear the bridge for me.
534843 Clear that bridge for me.

mission impossible ii
The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do.
534410 The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do.

mission impossible ii
You're not gonna shoot me Sean, not this BITCH, cuz she's worth thirty seven, million pounds.
534743 You're not going to shoot, Sean. Not this bitch. She's worth thirty-seven million pounds.

mission impossible ii
Feel like pleading for your life?
534769 Feel like pleading for your life?

mission impossible ii
If you look at Hunt's operational history, and I have, you'll notice that he invariably favors misdirection over confrontation.
534656 If you look at Hunt's operational history, he invariably favors misdirection and deception. For a start he won't go into Biocyte from the ground where he has to risk confrontation with security.

mission impossible ii
We've got 19 hours and 57 minutes. I'll get Bellerophon into your system by then. Just stay alive. I'm not going to lose you.
534752 We've got 19 hours and 57 minutes before you start killing anybody. I'll get Bellerophon into your system by then. Just stay alive. I'm not gonna lose you.

mission impossible ii
Go ahead, Hunt. Use it. It's not a bad way to go. A lot better than the way that bitch is going to die.
534863 Go ahead. Use it Hunt. It's not a bad way to go. A lot better than the way that bitch is going to die.

mission impossible ii
In just a few hours you can be assured of going down in history as the typhoid Mary of "Aus". G'day.
534775 In just a few hours you can be assured of going down in history as the typhoid Mary of Oz. G'day.

mission to mars
They're us. We're them.
535601 They're us. We're them...

mission to mars
When we get back, we have GOT to try this in the simulator...
535346 Hey. When we get back? We really will have to try this in the sim.

mission to mars
Internal combustion, boys. Accept no substitutes.
534964 Internal combustion, boys. Accept no substitutes.

monkeybone
I left my number in your undies!
536693 I left my phone number in your undies. Try not to lose it in traffic.

monkeybone
Excuse me kitty. I'll be right back after I choke my monkey!
536694 Sorry, Kitty! I'll be right back after I choke my monkey.

monty python and the holy grail
Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise - not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
537427 Well now, Launcelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall and then leap out of the rabbit and take the French by surprise, not only by surprise but totally unarmed!

monty python and the holy grail
You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
537413 You don't frighten us, English pig-dog!  Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person.  I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English K...kaniggets.

monty python and the holy grail
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
537416 I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper.  I fart in your general direction.  You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

monty python and the holy grail
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
537382 No, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot.

monty python and the holy grail
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
537160 Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

monty python and the holy grail
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
537584 Listen, lad, I built this kingdom up from nothing.  All I had when I started was swamp ...  other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same ... just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp.  So I built a another one ... that sank into the swamp.  I built another one ...  That fell over and THEN sank into the swamp ....  So I built another ... and that stayed up. ... And that's what your gonna get, lad: the most powerful kingdom in this island.

monty python and the holy grail
Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!
537228 Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here ...  Oh! how d'you do?

monty python and the holy grail
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
537258 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

monty python and the holy grail
Message for you, sir.
537650 Message for you, sir.

monty python and the holy grail
What a strange person.
537414 What a strange person.

monty python and the holy grail
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
537260 I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!

monty python and the holy grail
We are the Knights who say... NI.
537553 No!  Not the Knights Who Say "Ni"!

moon
I hope life on Earth is everything you remember it to be.
538537 I understand, Sam. I hope life is everything you remember it to be.

moon
Sam, get some sleep. You're very tired.
538185 Sam, get some sleep. You're very tired.

moon
Gerty, is there someone else in the room?
538182 Is there someone in the room with us?

moon
You've been up here too long man. You've lost your marbles.
538269 You've been up here too long, man! You've lost the plot!

moon
Sam, I can only account for what occurs on this base.
538315 Sam, I can only account for what occurs on the base.

moonstruck
Everything seems like nothing to me now, 'cause I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The past and the future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me.
539262 I don't know. Everything seems like nothing now against that I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The Past and Future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing, I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you. And me. I want you to come upstairs. Now. I tried to take everything last night, like you told me, but I couldn't. I couldn't take everything in a hundred years. It's the way we are. We compound each other.

moonstruck
You have such a head for knowing!
538858 You have such a head for knowing. You know everything.

moonstruck
Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I'm gonna kick you 'til you're dead!
538955 Old Man, if you give another piece of my food to those dogs, I'm gonna kick you till you're dead!

moonstruck
I can't sleep any more. It's too much like death.
538703 I can't sleep anymore. It's too much like death.

moonstruck
Now he's going to play that damn Vicki Carr record, and when he comes to bed he won't touch me.
538755 Now he's gonna play that damn Vicki Carr record. And then when he comes to bed, he won't touch me.

moonstruck
I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?
538848 I don't care! I ain't no freakin monument to justice! I lost my hand, I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand, Johnny has his bride! You come in here and you want me to put away my heartbreak and forget?

moonstruck
Aw, Johnny, 40 years old and she's still runnin' your life!
539419 You're forty-two years old, Johnny, and Mama is still running your life.

moonstruck
Someone, tell a joke...
539391 Somebody tell a joke!

moonstruck
Pardon me folks. That was just a very attractive mental patient.
539136 Sorry about that, folks. She's a very pretty mental patient.

moonstruck
I looked the wrong way and I lost my hand. He could make you look the wrong way and you could lose your whole head!
538910 He made me look the wrong way and I cut off my hand. He could make you look the wrong way and you could cut off your whole head!

moonstruck
This is the most tormented man I have ever known. I'm in love with this man, but he doesn't know that, 'cause I never told him, 'cause he could never love anybody since he lost his hand and his girl.
538850 This is the most tormented man I have ever known. I am in love with this man. He doesn't know that. I never told him cause he can never love anybody since he lost his hand and his girl.

moonstruck
Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and *die*. The storybooks are *bullshit*. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and *get* in my bed!
539268 Come upstairs. I don't care why you come. No, that's not what I mean. Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is and I didn't know this either. But love don't make things nice, it ruins everything, it breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We're not here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and break our hearts and love the wrong people and die! The storybooks are bullshit. Come upstairs with me, baby! Don't try to live your life out to somebody else's idea of sweet happiness. Don't try to live on milk and cookies when what you want is meat! Red meat just like me! It's wolves run with wolves and nothing else! You're a wolf just like me! Come upstairs with me and get in my bed! Come on! Come on! Come on!

mr blandings builds his dream house
The next time you're going to do anything or say anything or buy anything, think it over very carefully. When you're sure you're right, forget the whole thing.
539983 And Jim, do me a little favor. The next time you're going to do anything, or say anything, or buy anything, think it over very carefully, and when you're sure you're right -- forget the whole thing. Good night, Muriel.

mr blandings builds his dream house
If you ain't eatin' Wham, you ain't eatin' ham.
540515 Not ham -- Wham! If you ain't eatin' Wham, you ain't eatin' ham!

mr blandings builds his dream house
This little piggy went to market. A meek and as mild as a lamb. He smiled in his tracks. When they slipped him the axe. He KNEW he'd turn out to be Wham!
540399 "This little pig went to market As meek and as mild as a lamb. He smiled in his tracks When they slipped him the axe He knew he'd turn out to be Wham!"

mr blandings builds his dream house
I kind of felt that he kind of felt that if I kind of told you that you'd know that he knew that you knew... or something.
540098 ...that if I told you, you'd know that he knew that you knew that he knew... that you knew... or something.

mr blandings builds his dream house
You've been taken to the cleaners, and you don't even know your pants are off.
539744 You! You've been taken to the cleaners and you don't even know your pants are off!

mr blandings builds his dream house
So you hit a spring, a bubbling spring... right here, in our cellar.
540108 You mean you hit a spring, a bubbling spring right here in our cellar?

mr blandings builds his dream house
Miss Stellwagon says advertising makes people who can't afford it, buy things they don't want, with money they haven't got.
539540 Miss Stellwagon says that advertising makes people who can't afford it buy things they don't want with money they haven't got.

mr brooks
Don't worry. If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead. After you left today, I realized that our friendship was a little one-sided. So tomorrow night when we meet, if you'd be so kind as to bring all the pictures and the memory card from your camera. That way we could like each other simply for who we are. If you don't show up, I will presume that you've gone to the police, and I will kill you. Even if I go to jail because of you, Mr. Smith, someone will find you, wherever you are, and they will kill you.
540739 So when we meet tomorrow night would you be so kind as to bring all of the pictures and the memory card from your camera. That way we can like each other simply for who we are. If you don't show up, I will presume you've gone to the police and I will kill you. Even if I go to jail because of you, someone will find you wherever you are and kill you.

mr brooks
Even if that guy was charming and funny, I still wouldn't like him.
541023 Even if that guy was charming and funny I still wouldn't like him.

mr brooks
Don't kid yourself, Earl. You're going to kill again.
541361 Don't kid yourself, Earl, you're going to kill again.

mr brooks
I thought the dinner was fantastic but I was not too fond of the dessert. Would you like to stop and get something sweet?
540552 The food tonight was very good, but I wasn't crazy about the dessert. Would you like to stop somewhere and get something sweet?

mr brooks
For all the taxes we pay, you'd think they'd make it more difficult to hack into the police personnel file.
540906 With the taxes we pay, you'd think they could make it more difficult to hack into the Police personnel files.

mr brooks
You always want to invest in things people can't do without. Water and cemeteries... pretty safe bets.
541340 You always want to invest in things people can't do without. Water and cemeteries are pretty safe.

mr brooks
Before I was the Thumbprint Killer, Mr. Smith, I killed a lot of people in a lot of different ways.
541358 Before I was the Thumbprint Killer, Mr. Smith, I killed a lot of people in a lot of different ways.

mr brooks
Jesse, you know what would make me feel really safe right now? If you got hit by a truck and died!
540732 Jesse... Darling?... you know the best thing that could happen to me right now? That you get hit by a truck and die.

mr brooks
I don't enjoy killing, Mr. Smith. I do it because I'm addicted to it.
540845 I don't enjoy this, Mr. Smith. I do it because I'm addicted to it. And before you entered my life I had vowed I would never kill again. So this is your party, you can chose anyone you want and we'll do it together.

mr deeds goes to town
Even his hands are oily.
541832 Even his hands are oily.

mr deeds goes to town
"At two o'clock this morning, Mr. Deeds held up traffic while he fed a bagful of doughnuts to a horse. When asked why he was doing it, he replied, 'I just wanted to see how many doughnuts this horse would eat before he asked for a cup of coffee.'"
542019 Marvelous! "At two o'clock this morning, Mr. Deeds tied up traffic while he fed a bagful of doughnuts to a horse. When asked why he was doing it, he replied: 'I just wanted to see how many doughnuts this horse would eat before he'd ask for a cup of coffee.'" Beautiful! What happened after that?

mr deeds goes to town
Welcome to Mandrake Falls Where the scenery enthralls Where no hardship e'er befalls Welcome to Mandrake Falls.
541934 Henaberry, Mr. Morrow, Bill - this is Mr. Deeds and his fiance from Mandrake Falls.

mr deeds goes to town
That guy is either the dumbest, stupidest, most imbecilic idiot in the world, or else he's the grandest thing alive. I can't make him out.
542275 Mabel, that guy's either the dumbest, the stupidest, the most imbecilic idiot in the world - or he's the grandest thing alive. I can't make him out.

mrs brown
You tell *Her Majesty* that if her husband were here he'd tell her to get out of the house and get some air into her lungs.
543840 Well, you tell Her Majesty from me, if her husband was here now, he'd have had her out of that house and getting some air in her.  What the hell's the point in me being here otherwise?!

mrs brown
No one should think themselves wiser than me!
544107 No-one should think themselves wiser than me!  It is not for any of the Queen's subjects to presume to tell Her Majesty when and where She should come out of mourning.  It is the Queen's sorrow that keeps her secluded!  It is Her overwhelming amount of work and responsibility, work which She feels will soon wear her out entirely!

mrs brown
How dare the Irish break with the Anglicans? If Albert were alive today he would never allow the Crown to give up Church patronage. No, the Irish must be told, very firmly, to stay exactly where they are. It is the thin edge of the wedge, Mr Disraeli. Next, you will be telling me that the Crown no longer governs this nation.
544217 How dare the Irish break with the Anglicans? If Albert were alive today he would never allow the Crown to give up Church patronage.  No, the Irish must be told, very firmly, to stay exactly where they are.  It is the thin edge of the wedge, Mr Disraeli.  Next, you will be telling me that the Crown no longer governs this nation.

mrs brown
Yesterday, Gladstone talked for three hours on the Irish Church Bill... I am as guilty as the rest of underestimating his reforming zeal. Tory days may be numbered, but I fancy there yet remains one last hope of deliverance. Wheresoever the blame lies, we must now close ranks and defend Mrs Brown's England. As for my interminable journey to the land of Calvin, oatcakes and sulphur...  no Prime Minister made greater sacrifice than attempting to run the country six hundred miles north of civilization.
544215 Yesterday, Gladstone talked for three hours on the Irish Church Bill ... I am as guilty as the rest of underestimating his reforming zeal. Tory days may be numbered, but I fancy there yet remains one last hope of deliverance.  Wheresoever the blame lies, we must now close ranks and defend Mrs Brown's England.  As for my interminable journey to the land of Calvin, oatcakes and sulphur ...

mumford
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a psychologist.
545411 The secret, Skip, is this -- I am not now, nor have I ever been... a psychologist.

mumford
She kept yammering all the time, but her hips were doing all the talking.
544988 She kept yammerin' the whole time, but her hips were doing all the talking...

mumford
This shrink school you went to, did you hear about it in an infomercial?
545555 This shrink school you went to... did you hear about it on an infomercial?

mumford
Have you come across a bigger shithead than my stepfather?
545265 Have you ever met a bigger shithead than my stepfather?

mumford
I may be young, but Doc, I can tell you that I'm very immature.
545576 I may be young, but Doc can tell you, I'm very immature.

mumford
You actually address yourself by name in your thoughts?
545336 You actually address yourself by name in your thoughts? So you really think having two opposing ideas in your head does some kind of damage?

mumford
Oh, she doesn't know about it yet. Right now, out of the two of us, I'm the only one in love. But I'm really stoked!
545672 Oh, she doesn't know about it yet. Right now, of the two of us, I'm the only one in love. But I'm very stoked.

mumford
You know what this feels like? - When I was in high school the thing I wanted most when I was stuck in class, the thing that I was desperately in pursuit of, was a hall pass. That's all I ever wanted. I loved moving freely around the school while everybody else was trapped in there. That's how I feel right now. Like I have some giant - all day - hall pass.
545641 -- When I was in high school, the thing I wanted most, when I was stuck in class, the thing I was always desperately in pursuit of -- was a hall pass. That's all I wanted. I loved moving freely around the school while everybody else was trapped in there... And that's how I feel right now... Like I have some giant, all- day hall pass.

mumford
Are you positive your mother's a bitch?
545306 Okay then... Are you positive your mother's a bitch? Just kidding.

mumford
I watched 20/20, it was shocking! Did you know the government is wasteful?
545275 Shocking. Did you know the government is wasteful? You heard it here first. Oh, and being a supermodel... it's no walk in the park.

mumford
I wish I could live in the shower.
545490 I wish I could live in the shower. I'd take five a day if I had the time. I went to this spa in Germany, a sanitarium practically, up on this mountain. And the great thing -- they just kept you wet all day.

music of the heart
This beautiful concert that you've just heard could be the very last concert for the East Harlem Violin Program. The board of education and the district attorney think that music isn't important. But they are wrong! And they're gonna get a *big* fight!
547506 The beautiful concert that you just heard could be the last concert of the East Harlem Violin Program. The Board of Education and the District Superintendent don't think that music is important for our children. But they're wrong -- and they're in for a fight.

my best friend's wedding
He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.
547929 He has you on a pedestal. And me in his arms.

my best friend's wedding
Tell him you love him. Bite the bullet.
548336 Tell him you love him. With all your heart.

my best friend's wedding
This is my one chance at happiness. I have to be ruthless!
548270 This is my whole life's happiness. I have to be ruthless.

my girl
My fears and secrets: I'm afraid I killed my mother.
549046 My fears and secrets. I'm afraid I killed my mother.

my girl
Weeping willow with your tears running down, why do you always weep and frown? Is it because he left you one day? is it because he could not stay? On your branches he would swing, do you long for the happiness that day would bring? He found shelter in your shade. You thought his laughter would never fade. Weeping willow, stop your tears. There is something to calm you fears. You think death has ripped you forever apart. But I know he'll always be in your heart.
549681 Weeping willow with your tears running down, Why do you always weep and frown, Is it because he left you one day, Is it because he could not stay, On your branches he would swing, Do you long for the happiness that they would bring, He found shelter in your shade, He thought his laughter would never fade, Weeping willow stop your tears, There is something to calm your fears, You think death as if you forever part, But I know he'll always be in your heart.

my girl
'Ode to Ice Cream' by Vada Sultenfuss. I like ice cream a whole lot/It tastes good on days that are hot/On a cone or in a dish/This will be my only wish/Vanilla, chocolate, rocky road/Even with pie, a la mode.
549043 Loads of ice-cream by Vada Sultenfuss I like ice-cream a whole lot, It tastes good when days are hot, On a cone or in a dish, This would be my only wish, Vanilla, chocolate or rocky road, Even with pie a la mode.

my girl
I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff.
549280 I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls, Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper, and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over a cliff.

my girl
Mrs. Sennett, don't worry Tomas J will be all right. My mother will take care of him.
549671 Mrs. Sennett. Thomas J will be all right, my mother will take care of him.

my girl
Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses!
549600 His face hurts, and where is his glasses? He can't see without his glasses! Put his glasses on! Put on his glasses! He was gonna be an acrobat.

my girl 2
Vada, if bullshit wore a bra, you'd be top heavy.
549868 Vada, if bullshit wore a bra, you'd be topic. Come on Judy.

my girl 2
I remember before I was born, wounded up like a fur ball in the highly overrated fetal position, luckily I'm not claustrophobic, but on rainy days I still felt a tightness in my left shoulder. So now that my stepmother's pregnant, I understand what the baby's going through, and I'm not jealous at all, really, not at all.
549685 I remember before I was born, wounded up like a fur ball in the highly overrated fetal position, luckily I'm not claustrophobic, but on rainy days I still feel a tightness in my left shoulder. So now that my stepmother's pregnant, I understand what the baby's going through, and I'm not jealous at all, really, not at all.

my girl 2
Life's full of barbaric customs. But I hope they all end with a kiss like that.
550533 Life is full of barbaric customs, I just hope they all end with a kiss like that.

my girl 2
UCLA. My Cardigan-Sweater period.
550181 UCLA? My cardigan sweater period.

my girl 2
Who are you? Hitler's hall monitor?
550083 Who are you? Hitler's hall monitor?

my girl 2
Why is it boys talk so much, when they have nothing to say? And girls have plenty to say, but no one will listen?
549870 How come guys talk so much when they have nothing to say, and girls have plenty to say, but no-one will listen.

my girl 2
Your Dad's a paranoid nitwit who has never let his baby girl out of his sight for the simple reason that he's a paranoid nitwit.
549927 It means...I'm a paranoid nitwit who's never let his baby girl out of his sight for the simple reason he's a paranoid nitwit. So why don't you just say &quot;Oh Dad&quot; and get on the damn plane already?

mystery men
May the forks be with us.
551480 May the forks be with us!

mystery of the wax museum
I'm gonna make you eat dirt you soap bubble , I'm gonna make you beg for somebody to help you let go. You may mean the world to your mother but you're a...  .
552307 I'm going to make you eat dirt, you soap bubble! I'm going to make you beg for somebody to help you let go!

mystery of the wax museum
OK, brother, then you can go to some nice warm place, and I don't mean California.
552169 All right, brother. Then you can go to some nice warm place, and I don't mean California.

mystery of the wax museum
I don't know WHAT he was, but he made Frankenstein look like a lily!
552222 I don't know what he was, but he made Frankenstein look like a lily!

natural born killers
Remember the last time you got fucked? What I want you to do is close your eyes, and remember the last time Mickey gave you the high hard one. You thinking about it? Good. Well you can forget it, 'cause it's never gonna happen again. Because when they get through with all the electroshock shit they got lined up for that cocksucker, ol' Mickey ain't gonna be worth a damn.
554699 Can you remember the last time you fucked? Huh? What I want you to do is close your eyes and remember... remember the last time ol' Mickey gave you the high hard one. Are ya thinkin' about it? Good. Remember it. Don't ever forget it cause it ain't never gonna happen again. Cause when they get through with all that electroshock shit they got lined up for you two, Mick's dick ain't gonna be worth shit.

natural born killers
You make every day feel like kindergarten.
554456 You made every day like kindergarten.

natural born killers
You'll never understand, Wayne. You and me, we're not even the same species. I used to be you, then I evolved. From where you're standing, you're a man. From where I'm standing, you're an ape. You're not even an ape. You're a media person. Media's like the weather, only it's man-made weather. Murder? It's pure. You're the one made it impure. You're buying and selling fear. You say "why?" I say "why bother?"
554768 You'll never understand. Me and you, Wayne, we're not even the same species. I used to be you...then I evolved. From where you're standing, you're a man. From where I'm standing, you're a ape. I'm here...I'm right here... and you...you're somewhere else, man. You say why? I say why not?

never been kissed
Somebody once said, "To write well, you have to write what you know." Well, here is what I know...
556905 Someone once told me that to write well you have to write what you know. This is what I know. I am twenty five years old. I have never really kissed a guy. A geek to the core, most of my childhood years were spent doing extra homework I requested from the teacher.

never been kissed
I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!
556031 Josie Grossie.

never been kissed
See ya around the Cell Block, Mrs. Robinson.
556677 See you around the cellblock, Mrs. Robinson. Josie turns around and gives him a death look. Tracy turns to Rob.

never been kissed
Oh my God, like, there goes another lemming!
556620 Look, there goes another Lemming. WE ANGLE ON the escalator as Josie and the Girls rise single file out of- FRAME.

new nightmare
God wouldn't take me.
557374 God wouldn't take me.

new nightmare
Every kid knows who Freddy is. He's like Santa Claus... or King Kong or...
557484 Every kid knows about Freddy.  He's like Santa Claus or King Kong.

new nightmare
Dylan... until mommy gets back... whatever you do don't fall asleep.
557521 Promise.  Cross my heart.  But until Mommy gets back, Dylan, whatever you do, don't fall asleep.

newsies
Jack Kelly? Yeah, he was here, but he put an egg in his shoe and beat it.
559092 -- He was here but he put an egg in his shoe and beat it.

newsies
It's this brain of mine, it's always makin' mistakes... it's got a mind of its own.
559069 I never seen the guy, honest. This brain of mine, always makin' mistakes. Got a mind of its own.

newsies
So what are we supposed to do to the bums, kiss em?
559148 Whatta we s'pose to do -- kiss 'em?

newsies
This'll bust me, I'm barely makin' a livin' right now!
558860 This'll bust me -- I'm barely makin' a livin' now --

newsies
You shouldn't be callin' people lousy little shrimps, Oscar, unless you're referrin' to the family resemblance in your brother here.
558664 You shouldn't be callin' people ugly little shrimps. Oscar. Unless you're referrin; to the family resemblance in your brother here.

newsies
Deah me, what is dat unpleasant aroma? I fear da sewer may have backed up durin' da night.
558659 Dear me. What is dat unpleasant aroma? I fear de sewer has backed up during de night.

newsies
And so's your old lady! You tell Mr. Pulitzer he's gotta have an appointment with me!
558941 So's your ol' lady! Tell Pulitzer he needs an appointment with me!

next
if you will SHUT UP now, and do EXACTLY what I tell you to do, I'll keep you alive.
559779 Well, you're not leaving till it's fixed, I'll tell you that.

next friday
Hey, young man! You got knocked the fuck out!
560821 Nigga, you got knock the fuck out.

next friday
Negro, what the hell you doing to my woman?
560363 Negro, what the hell you doing to my woman?

nick of time
Oh man, I hate rollerbladers. Skateboarders I don't mind, even though they dress like fuckin' idiots. But when I see some pinhead on rollerblades, it really gives me the urge to grease the front of my car with 'em.
561800 Skate-boarders I don't mind, even though they dress like fuckin' idiots, but when I see some pin-head on rollerblades, I get the definite urge to grease the grill of my car with 'em.

nightbreed
Miss Winston, EVERYBODY has a secret face!
563895 Miss Winston, everyone has their secret faces ...

nightbreed
Quite a dance huh? Death everywhere and you and me in the middle!
564476 Quite a dance, huh? Death everywhere and you and me in the middle. Catch!

nightbreed
Lie still... it's quicker this way
564015 That's good. Be still. It's quicker that way.

nightbreed
Never touched a legend before!
564504 Never touched a legend before.

ninja assassin
Its going to take more than a knitting needle to fuck me up boy!
567370 Gonna take more than a knitting needle to fuck me up, boy.

ninja assassin
Weakness compels strength, betrayer begets blood; this is the Law of the Nine Clans.
567665 Weakness compels strength. Betrayal begets blood. This is the way of the Nine Clans. This is the way of the Ninja.

ninja assassin
I've investigated World Bank organizations, drug cartels, arms dealers, I've never faced this kind of thing! For Ninjas its fucking unbelievable!
567294 I know. It's unbelievable. I've investigated, world bank officials, drug cartels, arms dealers, and I've never faced this kind of heat. For ninjas. Fucking unbelievable!

ninja assassin
The irizumi does not hide the skin. The tattoo reveals the nature of the man and illuminates the four noble professions in the Book Of Five Rings: the warrior, the artist, the merchant, and the farmer. If there is a conflict between the needle and the skin, between the mark and the man, then perhaps the path you have chosen is not the path for which you're suited.
566957 The irezumi does not hide the skin, the tattoo reveals the nature of the man and illuminates the four noble professions in the Book of Five Rings: the Warrior, the Artist, the Merchant, and the farmer. If there is a conflict between the needle and the skin, between the mark and the man, then perhaps the path you have chosen is not the path for which you are suited.

ninja assassin
What did you just say, Old Man? I know you didn't just disrespect me, did you? Are you that fucking stupid? You disrespect me, I'll tattoo the ceiling with your fucking brains!
566959 I know you didn't just disrespect me, did you? You that fucking stupid? You disrespect me, and I'll tattoo this ceiling with your fucking brains!

ninotchka
To an unseen caller: "Hello! Comrade Kasabian? No, I am sorry. He hasn't been with us for six months. He was called back to Russia and was investigated. You can get further details from his widow."
568703 Yes... Comrade Cazabine? No, I'm sorry... he hasn't been with us for six months. He was called back to Russia and was investigated. You can get further details from his widow.

ninotchka
The day will come when you will be free. Go to bed, Little Father, we want to be alone.
568095 The day will come when you will be free. Go to bed, little father. We want to be alone.

ninotchka
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
568148 It's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half. Look at the clock. One hand has met the other hand. They kiss. Isn't that wonderful?

ninotchka
Don't make an issue of my womanhood.
567961 Don't make an issue of my womanhood. We are here for work... all of us. Let's not waste time. Shall we go?

ninotchka
The last mass trials were a great success. There are going to be fewer but better Russians.
567975 Very good. The last mass trials were a great success. There are going to be fewer but better Russians.

ninotchka
I'm so happy, I'm so happy! Nobody can be so happy without being punished.
568562 I am so happy. No one can be so happy without being punished. I will be punished and I should be punished. I want to confess, darling.

ninotchka
A Russian! I love Russians! Comrade, I've been fascinated by your five-year plan for the last fifteen years.
568057 A Russian! I love Russians! Comrade... I have been fascinated by your Five- Year Plan for the past fifteen years!

ninotchka
Oh, that Burganoff. You never know if he's on his way to the washroom or the secret police.
568767 I'll tell you later. That Gurganov, you never know whether he's on his way to the washroom or the Secret Police.

ninotchka
A radio's a little box that you buy on the installment plan, and before you tune it in, they tell you there's a new model out.
568571 It's a little box that you buy on the installment plan and before you tune it in they tell you they have a new model.

ninotchka
I want to tell you something which I thought I would never say, which I thought nobody should ever say because I thought it didn't exist. And Leon, I can't say it.
568408 Leon, I want to tell you something which I thought I never would say, which I thought nobody ever should say, because I thought it didn't exist... and, Leon... I can't say it...

nixon
In Richard Nixon's long history of underhanded dealings he's never had better value for his money. If I were to open my mouth all the dominoes would fall.
570140 In Richard Nixon's long history of underhanded dealings, he has never gotten better value for his money.  If I were to open my mouth, all the dominoes would fall.

nixon
I just don't understand it.
569583 I don't understand.  Track 2's Chile?

nixon
There's already been one radical in the White House. I don't believe it could survive another.
569576 We've already had one radical in the White House.  I don't think we could survive another.

nixon
This is the sort of thing that Mafia people can do, washing money and so forth. We just don't know about these things because we're not criminals.
570150 ... this is just the sort of thing Mafia people can do -- washing money, and things like that.  We just don't know about these things because we're not criminals.

nixon
It's the President's personal property. I will never give up my tapes to a bunch of Kennedy-loving Harvard Democrat cocksuckers.
570241 It's the President's personal property!  I will never give up my tapes to a bunch of Kennedy-loving Harvard Democrat cocksuckers!

nixon
Sir, don't you think all these deletion marks in the transcripts make it look as though you do nothing but swear?
570321 Sir, all these deletion marks in the transcripts will make it look you swear all the time.

nixon
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
569944 Power, Mr. Chairman, is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

nixon
When they look at you, they see what they want to be. When they look at me, they see what they are.
570387 When they look at you, they see what they want to be.  When they look at me, they see what they are ...

nixon
I never thought Kennedy was ready for the presidency.
569797 I never thought Jack was ready for the presidency.  But I would never, never consider ...  His death was awful, an awful thing for this country.  Do you ever think of death, Mr. Helms?

nixon
John, sooner or later, sooner, I think, you're gonna learn a lesson that's been learned by everyone who's ever gotten close to Richard Nixon. That he's the darkness reaching out for the darkness. And eventually, it's either you or him. Your grave's already been dug, John.
570147 John, sooner or later -- sooner, I think -- you are going to learn the lesson that has been learned by everyone who has ever gotten close to Richard Nixon.  That he's the darkness reaching out for the darkness.  And eventually, it's either you or him. Look at the landscape of his life and you'll see a boneyard.

nixon
Is peace all you are interested in? The real war is in us. History is a symptom of our disease.
569949 The real war is in us.  History is a symptom of our disease.

nixon
I hope I haven't let you down.
570221 I hope I haven't let you down.

nixon
Can you imagine what this man would be like had anyone ever loved him?
570329 Can you imagine what this man would have been had he ever been loved?

nixon
Presidents don't threaten. They don't have to.
570010 Presidents don't threaten.  They don't have to.  Good day, gentlemen.

nixon
We created Frankenstein with these damn Cubans.
570129 Christ, we created Frankenstein with those fucking Cubans.

nixon
They can't impeach me for bombing Cambodia. The president can bomb anybody he likes.
570249 They can't impeach me for bombing Cambodia.  The President can bomb anybody he wants.

nixon
Well you live pretty well out here. I understand why you want to keep your budgets classified.
569752 You live pretty well out here.  Now I understand why you want to keep your budget classified.

nixon
I bet if I was President they wouldn't have killed me.
569459 ... if I'd been president, they never would have killed me.

nixon
Your boy's on the way up!
569539 Your boy's on his way up ... I met him years ago.  In Havana.

nixon
I'm not a quitter, never have been. But I'm not stupid either. A trial would kill me, that's what they want. They won't get it.
570367 That depends who writes the history books.  I'm not a quitter ... but I'm not stupid either ... A trial would kill me -- that's what they want.  But they won't get it.

no country for old men
Yeah, I'm going to bring you something, alright. I decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't going have to come looking for me at all.
570958 Yeah I'm goin' to bring you somethin' all right. I've decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't goin' to have to look for me at all.

no country for old men
... Where's the last guy? Ultimo hombre. Last man standing, must've been one.
570431 Ultimo hombre. Last man standing, must've been one. Where'd he go?

no country for old men
Would you hold still, please, sir?
570422 Would you hold still please, sir.

no country for old men
I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come inta my life somehow. And he didn't. I don't blame him. If I was him I would have the same opinion of me that he does.
571166 ...I always thought when I got older God would sort of come into my life in some way. He didn't. I don't blame him. If I was him I'd have the same opinion about me that he does.

no country for old men
Look at that fucking bone.
571207 Look at that fuckin' bone.

no country for old men
But I think once you quit hearing "sir" and "ma'am," the rest is soon to foller.
571115 Signs and wonders. But I think once you stop hearin' sir and madam the rest is soon to follow.

no country for old men
These are some ripe petunias!
570566 These are some ripe petunias.

no country for old men
Aw, hells bells. They even shot the dog!
570604 Hell's bells, they even shot the dog.

no country for old men
Here last week they found this couple out in California. They rent out rooms for old people, kill'em, bury'em in the yard, cash their social security checks. Well, they'd tortur'em first, I don't know why. Maybe the television set was broke.
570972 ...Here last week they found this couple out in California they would rent out rooms to old people and then kill em and bury em in the yard and cash their social security checks. They'd torture em first, I don't know why. Maybe their television set was broke. And this went on until, and here I quote...

no country for old men
Step out of your car, please.
570418 Step out of the car please, sir.

no country for old men
You know Charlie Walser? Has the place east of Sanderson? Well you know how they used to slaughter beeves, hit 'em with a maul right here to stun 'em... and then up and slit their throats? Well here Charlie has one trussed up and all set to drain him and the beef comes to. It starts thrashing around, six hundred pounds of very pissed-off livestock if you'll pardon me... Charlie grabs his gun there to shoot the damn thing in the head but what with the swingin' and twistin' it's a glance-shot and ricochets around and comes back hits Charlie in the shoulder. You go see Charlie, he still can't reach up with his right hand for his hat... Point bein', even in the contest between man and steer the issue is not certain.
570910 ...and then truss 'em up and slit their throats? Well here Charlie has one trussed up and all set to drain him and the beef comes to. It starts thrashing around, six hundred pounds of very pissed-off livestock if you'll pardon my... Charlie grabs his gun there to shoot the damn thing in the head but what with the swingin' and twistin' it's a glance-shot and ricochets around and comes back hits Charlie in the shoulder. You go see Charlie, he still can't reach up with his right hand for his hat... Point bein', even in the contest between man and cow the issue is not certain.

notting hill
Would you like something to eat? Something to nibble? Apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting like apricots and makes them taste like honey... and if you wanted honey, you could just... buy honey. Instead of apricots. But nevertheless they're yours if you want them.
572143 Would you like something to nibble -- apricots, soaked in honey -- quite why, no one knows -- because it stops them tasting of apricots, and makes them taste like honey, and if you wanted honey, you'd just buy honey, instead of apricots, but nevertheless -- there we go -- yours if you want them.

notting hill
I'm sorry I am so late. Bollocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain.
572357 I'm sorry I'm so late. Bollocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain.

notting hill
Well, isn't this a good opportunity to... slip her one?
572686 Well, isn't this perhaps a good opportunity to... slip her one?

notting hill
Bugger this for a bunch of bananas.
572937 Bugger this for a bunch of bananas.

notting hill
Are you a fan of Henry James?
572819 Are you a fan of Henry James?

notting hill
Oh God, this is one of those key moments in life, when it's possible you can be really, genuinely cool - and I'm failing 100%. I absolutely and totally and utterly adore you and I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world and more importantly I genuinely believe and have believed for some time now that we can be best friends. What do YOU think?
572351 Oh God this is one of those key moments in life, when it's possible you can be really, genuinely cool -- and I'm going to fail a hundred percent. I absolutely and totally and utterly adore you and I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world and more importantly I genuinely believe and have believed for some time now that we can be best friends. What do you think?

notting hill
If I were to employ a wet rag would I have to pay it as much as I pay you?
572847 Okay. Tell me, would I have to pay a wet rag as much as I pay you?

notting hill
Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.
572165 I'm just going to go into the kitchen to get some food -- and then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.

notting hill
I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.
572554 Yeh. Yeh... tricky... tricky... I knew a girl at school called Pandora ... never got to see her box though.

notting hill
How did I look?  Not bad, not bad at all. Well chosen briefs I must say. Chicks dig grey.  Nice. Firm. Buttocks.
572733 Not bad. No bad at all. Well-chosen briefs, I'd say. Chicks love grey. Mmmmm. Nice firm buttocks.

notting hill
The more I think about things, the more I see no rhyme or reason in life. no one knows why some things work out and some things don't. Why some of us are lucky and some of us get...
572776 I just want to say to Tony -- don't take it personally. The more I think about things, the more I see no rhyme or reason in life -- no one knows why some things work out, and some things don't -- why some of us get lucky -- and some of us...

notting hill
"For June who loved this garden from Joseph who always sat beside her." Some people do spend their whole lives together.
572468 'For June, who loved this garden -- from Joseph who always sat beside her.'

nuovo cinema paradiso
Yes, of course. We'll talk later.
573243 We'll talk about that later.

nuovo cinema paradiso
Progress always comes late.
573184 Progress! It always arrives too late!

nurse betty
I'm asking for an example of one of these dumb fucks being a dumb fuck.
573616 I'm asking you for an example of one of these dumb fucks being a dumb fuck.

nurse betty
Hey! I'm the law, I ain't gotta do nothing.
573972 Hey, I'm the law. I don't gotta do nothing...

nurse betty
This stuff's nuttier than my shit after I've eaten an Almond Roca!
574360 I call it 'nutty' as my shit after I eat Almond Roca...

o brother, where art thou?
So you're against me now too? Is that how it is boys? The whole world, God almighty, and now you.
575264 So you're against me now, too!... Is that how it is, boys?

o brother, where art thou?
Damn! We're in a tight spot!
574725 Damn! We're in a tight spot!

o brother, where art thou?
Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.
574979 Caintcha see it Everett! Them sigh- reens did this to Pete! They loved him up an' turned him into a horney- toad!

o brother, where art thou?
The color guard is colored!
575236 The color guard is colored!

o brother, where art thou?
A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
575138 Well that's right! If then! Believe me, Delmar, Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days a man!

o brother, where art thou?
So long boys. See you in the funny papers.
575037 So long, boys! Hee-hee! See ya in the funny papers!

o brother, where art thou?
Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?
574669 Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?

o brother, where art thou?
Hey mister! I don't mean to be tellin' tales out of school, but there's a feller in there that'll pay you ten dollars if you sing into his can.
574845 Hey mister! I don't mean to be tellin' tales out a school, but there's a man in there hands out ten dollars to anyone sings into his can!

o brother, where art thou?
Talk, you un-Reconstructed whelp of a whore!
575040 Talk, you unreconstructed whelp of a whore! Where they headed?

o brother, where art thou?
I'm gonna visit those foreclosing son-of-a-guns at the Indianola Savings & Loan, slap that money on the barrelhead and buy back the family farm. You ain't no kind of man if you ain't got land.
574870 Visit those foreclosin' sonofaguns down at the Indianola Savings and Loan and slap that cash down on the barrelhead and buy back the family farm. Hell, you ain't no kind of man if you ain't got land.

o brother, where art thou?
Moral fibre? I invented moral fibre! Pappy O'Daniel was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers!
575275 Pappy O'Daniel was displayin' rectitude and high-mindedness when that pencil-neck you work for was still messin' his drawers!

o brother, where art thou?
I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I think it's startin' to turn.
574718 I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday; 'm afraid she's startin' to turn.

o brother, where art thou?
You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.
575019 You don't say much friend, but when you do it's to the point and I salute you for it.

o brother, where art thou?
Do not seek the treasure!
575142 Do not seek the treasure! It's a bushwhack!

o brother, where art thou?
I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASS communicating!
574852 I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sonofabitch - you don't tell your pappy how to cawt the elect 'rate!

o brother, where art thou?
Friend? Some of your foldin' money's come unstove.
574899 Friend, some of your folding money has come unstowed.

o brother, where art thou?
Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?
575125 No - you stop it! Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide! What're you?

o brother, where art thou?
Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame.
574856 Shake a leg, Junior! Thank God your mama died givin' birth-if she'd a seen ya she'd a died of shame...

o brother, where art thou?
And so, we gonna hang us a negro!
575227 And so... we gonna hang us a neegra!

o brother, where art thou?
Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
574712 Couldn't say. Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.

o brother, where art thou?
Stairway to heaven. We shall all meet by and by.
575048 We shall all meet, by and by.

o brother, where art thou?
where's the happy little tire swing?
575338 Where's the happy little tire swing?

o brother, where art thou?
These boys is not white! These boys is not white! Hell, they ain't even old timey!
575292 These boys is not white! These boys is not white! Hell, they ain't even ol'-timey! I happen to know, ladies'n gentlemen, this band a miscreants here, this very evening, they interfered with a lynch mob inna performance of its duties!

o brother, where art thou?
I don't want FOP Damn it, I'm a Dapper Dan Man!
574758 No! I don't want Fop! Goddamnit - I use Dapper Dan!

o brother, where art thou?
I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias! You can't marry him!
575126 I'll tell you what I am - I'm the paterfamilias! You can't marry him!

o brother, where art thou?
Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!
575225 We aim to pull evil up by the root! Before it chokes out the flower of our culture'n heritage! And our women! Let's not forget those ladies, y'all, lookin' to us for p'tection! From darkies! From Jews! From Papists! And from all those smart-ass folk say we come descended from the monkeys!  That's not my culture'n heritage!

obsessed
You said you wish we could be together.
577650 That's why I quit. So we could be together.

ocean's eleven
The moment you set foot on that casino floor, they'll be watching you like hawks. Hawks with video cameras.
578722 You've been red-flagged. It means the moment you step on the casino floor, they'll be watching you. Like hawks. Hawks with video cameras.

ocean's eleven
Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him!
578746 Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him.

ocean's eleven
Well, then inform Mr. Levin that he'll be better off watching the fight in front of his television at home... Surely *he* must have HBO.
578748 Yes. Yes. No. Very much no. Then inform Mr. Levin he'll find a better view of the fight in front of his television. Surely he must have H.B.O.

ocean's eleven
You of all people should know Terry, in your hotel, there's always someone watching.
579106 You of all people should know, Terry: in your hotel, there's always someone watching.

ocean's eleven
All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.
579001 Alright. You've proved your point. You've broken into my vault. Congratulations: you're a dead man.

ocean's eleven
Did someone call for a doctor?
578903 Someone called for a doctor?

ocean's eleven
You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!
578213 But what am I saying? You guys are pros, the best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!

ocean's eleven
What? Did you guys get a group rate or something?
578335 What, you guys get a group rate or something?

ocean's eleven
You're thirty seconds late, I was going to send out a search-
578538 You're thirty seconds late. I was about to send out a search party... Danny...

ocean's twelve
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream. I am a traveler in both time and space, to be where I have been.
579283 O let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dreams. I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been.

office space
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.
580717 Ok. We're looking up money laundering in a dictionary.

office space
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.
580120 Corporate Counsels Payroll, Nina speaking. Just a moment.

office space
Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. W-Why do you ask, anyway?
580624 Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. Now, a minimum security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. You see, the trick is, kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway?

office space
Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...
580766 ...to Mr. Lumbergh and he told me to talk to Payroll and then Payroll, they told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh. And I still haven't gotten my paycheck and they stole my stapler and they told me to move my desk to Storage Room B and there was garbage all over it and I don't appreciate that.

office space
I'm gonna... set the building on fire.
580379 Ok. I'll set the building on fire.

office space
Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
580311 Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS

office space
You know, corporate accounting is sure as hell gonna notice $305,326.13, Michael!
580676 Corporate accounting is sure as hell going to notice 305, 3 26.13!! Michael!!

office space
That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America!
580541 That's what I'm talking about! I'm talking about America!!

office space
I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons. Now we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
580449 Uh, we should move on to a Peter Gibbons. I had a chance to meet this young man and boy does he have Straight to Upper Management written all over him.

office space
You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great.
580661 Why don't you move it a little to the left? That's right. Great. Oh, hello, Peter. What's happening? Uh, could you give me those TPS reports ASAP? Mmmkay?

office space
What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?
580743 What am I going to do with forty subscriptions to Vibe ?

office space
Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick.
580458 Hey Peter man! Check out channel nine! It's a breast exam! Whoo!!

office space
Hello Peter, whats happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.
580264 Hello Peter. What's happening? Um, I'm gonna need you go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around nine, that would be great. Oh, oh, yeaI forgot. I'm gonna also need you to come in Sunday too. We, uh, lost some people this week and we need to sorta catch up. Thanks.

office space
There's two more people we can easily lose, and then there's Tom Smykowski... He's useless.  Gone.
580435 Right. So there's three more people we can easily lose. There's Tom Smykowski.

on the waterfront
Quite a nose, huh? Some people just have a face that sticks in your mind.
581156 Some people got faces that stick in your mind.

on the waterfront
Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you.
581269 Want to hear my philosophy? Do it to him before he does it to you.

on the waterfront
The only arithmetic he ever got was hearing the referee count up to ten.
580909 Only arithmetic he got was hearing the referee count up to ten.

on the waterfront
Boys, this is my church! And if you don't think Christ is down here on the waterfront you've got another guess coming!
581395 Boys, this is my church. If you don't think Christ is here on the waterfront, you got another guess coming. And who do you think He lines up with

on the waterfront
You'd better get rid of that gun, unless you haven't got the guts, and if you don't, you'd better hang on to it!
581690 That is, if you've got the guts. If you haven't, you better hang on to this.

on the waterfront
You want to know what's wrong with our waterfront? It's the love of a lousy buck. It's making love of a buck - -the cushy job - -more important than the love of man!
581410 You want to know what's wrong with our waterfront? It's love of a lousy buck. It's making love of a buck the cushy job more important than the love of man. It's forgetting that every fellow down here is your brother in Christ.

one flew over the cuckoo's nest
They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!
582606 I got ten thousand watts and hot to trot. First woman takes me on is gonna light up like a pinball machine an' pay off in silver dollars...

one flew over the cuckoo's nest
But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.
582292 But I tried. Goddammit, I sure as hell did that much. Didn't I?

one flew over the cuckoo's nest
He-he-he can't hear you. He's a d-d-deaf and d-d-dumb Indian.
581909 He can't hear you. He's just a deaf and dumb Indian!

ordinary people
Don't admire people too much, they might disappoint you.
585340 Well, don't admire people too much. They'll disappoint you sometimes.

ordinary people
A little advice about feelings kiddo; don't expect it always to tickle.
584701 A little advice about feeling, kiddo... Don't expect it always to tickle.

ordinary people
Conrad. Let's have a great Christmas. Let's have... a great year. Let's have the best year of our whole lives. We can, you know... this could be the best one ever.
584526 Conrad? Let's have a great Christmas! Okay? Let's have... a great year. Let's have the best year of our whole lives, OK? We can, you know. This could be the best year ever.

ordinary people
You know, I think this can be saved. It's a nice clean break.
584758 You know, I think this can be saved. It's a nice clean break.

orgy of the dead
Torture, torture! It pleasures me!
585423 Torture! Torture! It pleasures me!

orgy of the dead
A pussycat is born to be whipped.
585421 A pussycat is born to be whipped.

orphan
Going somewhere, Kate?
586287 Going somewhere, Kate? Kate startles and whirls to check on Max. She's. fast asleep.

orphan
I have a special surprise for you, Mommy!
586194 I have a special surprise for you, Mommy. Kate eyes her warily. No idea what to expect.

orphan
I'll shoot Mommy if you tell.
586268 I'll kill her it you tell..

out of sight
It was worse than you thought it would be, wasn't it? Yeah, you with the bad boys now, baby.
588308 Was worse than you imagined, wasn't it? Baby, you with the bad boys now.

out of sight
Andy. Really... who gives a shit?
588520 Andy? Really. Who gives a shit?

out of sight
You wanted to tussle. We tussled.
588464 You wanted to tussle, we tussled.

out of sight
Well, the man don't just have to die, Foley. I mean, he could accidentally hurt himself falling down on something real hard, you know? Like a shiv, or my dick?
587848 Man doesn't have to get killed. He could accidentally fall on something sharp, like a shiv. Or my dick.

out of sight
Hey bank robber! Hey, want some advice? Next time keep the engine running.
587576 Hey, Bank Robber, want some advice? Next time, leave the engine running.

out of sight
You'd be surprised about what you can get, if you ask for it the right way.
588265 You'd be surprised what all you can get, you ask for it the right way.

out of sight
You want to take her to my place, get cleaned up, come out of the bathroom with your aftershave on, and she goes "Oh! I had you all wrong."
587815 You want to take her to my place and get cleaned up? You come out of the bathroom with your after-shave on and she goes, "Oh, I had you all wrong"?

out of sight
Alright, now I can say that I fucked a U.S. marshal. Do you think I will?
588603 What about my motive? Now I can say I fucked a US Marshal. You think I will?

panic room
Shut it... lock it... and get the fuck away from it.
590105 Get the fuck away from me.

panic room
Please don't do anything stupid.
589853 Look, don't be stupid...

panic room
What the fuck is this? They're not supposed to be here!
589711 They're not supposed to be here!

panic room
My room! definitely my room!
589680 My room. Definitely my room.

panther
We not anti-white, we anti-oppression! You can't fight racism with racism.
590502 The Black Panther Party is not anti- white, you cannot fight racism with racism.

panther
Every Black man you lay eyes on ain't a dope dealer
590535 Lady, every Black man you lay eyes on ain't a dope dealer.

pearl harbor
Some people frown on the Yanks for not being in this war. I'd just like to say that if there are any more back home like you, God help anyone who goes to war with America.
591882 Some of us look down on the Yanks for not yet joining this war. I'd just like to say that if there are many more back home like you, God help anyone who goes to war with America.

pearl harbor
A brilliant man would find a way not to fight a war.
592038 A brilliant man would find a way not to fight a war.

pearl harbor
Not anxious to die sir, just anxious to matter.
591858 Not anxious to die, Sir, anxious to matter.

pearl harbor
Man, I am one good-lookin' son-of-a-bitch... Don't you ever die.
591770 You good-lookin' sumbitch...don't you EVER die!

pearl harbor
That's bull-shit MacCawley... but it's very, very good bull-shit.
591766 That's bullshit, son. But it's really good bullshit.

pearl harbor
It's not easy making friends here. Two days ago I had a beer with a couple of the RAF pilots. Yesterday both of them got killed.
591866 It's not easy making friends. Two nights ago I drank a beer with a couple of the R.A.F. pilots -- beer's the only thing here that isn't cold -- and yesterday both of them got killed...

pearl harbor
And I will tell you one thing... leave your goddamn hula shirts at home.
592382 You won't need any goddamn hula shirts.

pearl harbor
Boys, there's a phrase I want you to memorize, "Wo si yi ge mae guo ren.", it means "I am an American." in Chinese.
592442 I have a phrase I want you all to memorize: "Lushu hoo megwa fugi." It means "I am an American." In Chinese.

peeping tom
Take me to your cinema.
593521 Take me to your cinema.

peeping tom
Whatever I photograph I always lose.
593487 Whatever I photograph -

peeping tom
I like to understand what I'm shown.
592766 I like to understand what I'm shown!

peeping tom
Well, he won't be doing the crossword tonight.
592568 He won't be doing the crossword tonight!

peeping tom
Do you know what the most frightening thing in the world is? It's fear.
593743 Do you know... what the most frightening thing in the world is?...

peeping tom
Well if it isn't Cecil Beaton...
592579 Well look who's here! Cecil Beaton!

peeping tom
The silly bitch! She's fainted in the wrong scene!
593205 The silly bitch! She's fainted in the wrong scene...

peggy sue got married
The best thing about being a dentist. Pure pharmaceutical grade. Couple of lines of this, I could drill my own teeth.
593905 The best thing about being a dentist. Pure pharmaceutical grade. A couple of lines of this, I can drill my own teeth... Hi.

pet sematary
Gage, you the one playing games?
597350 Gage? Are you the one playing games?

pet sematary
You've done it you stupid old man. Now you've got to undo it.
597307 You done it, you stupid old man... now you got to undo it.

pet sematary
Sometimes dead is better.
597228 Why...that sometimes dead is better. That's all. Sometimes dead is better.

pet sematary
Go on, lay down, play dead, be dead!
597377 Go on. Lie down. Play dead. Be dead.

pet sematary
The barrier was not meant to be crossed. The ground is sour.
597271 The barrier was not meant to be crossed. The ground is sour.

pet sematary ii
Drew, I know your dog died, but get a grip, man, you're freaking me out!
597585 Drew, I know your dog died, but... get a grip, man, you're freaking me out.

pet sematary ii
No Brain, no pain... think about it.
597862 No brain, no pain, Chase. Think about it...

pet sematary ii
Life's full of lessons Drew Buddy, no ones above them. Not you, Not me. Now get in!
597600 Life is full of lessons. No one's above it. Not you. Not me... Now get in the car.

pet sematary ii
Takin' you up the hill, Clyde-buddy. That's the way the Indians did it.
597590 You have to bury your own. That's the way the Indians did it. It's like a rule...

petulia
My name's Petulia Danner. I've been married for six months and I haven't had an affair yet.
597905 I've been married six months and I've never had an affair,

philadelphia
Some of these people make me sick. But a law's been broken here. You do remember the law, don't you?
599422 Those people make me sick, Filko! But a law's been broken, okay? The law. Remember the law?

philadelphia
Forget everything you've seen on television and in the movies.
599364 Forget everything you've seen on TV, and in the movies...

philadelphia
The HIV virus can only be transmitted through the exchange of bodily fluids, namely blood, semen, and vaginal secretions.
599133 The HIV virus can only be transmitted through the exchange of bodily fluids, namely blood and semen.

philadelphia
Now, explain it to me like I'm a four-year-old.
599027 Explain this to me like I'm a six year old, okay? The entire street is clear except for one small area under construction, with a huge hole that is clearly marked and blocked off, and you decide you must cross the street at this spot. You fall into the hole and you want to sue the city for negligence? ...

phone booth
Come on, Stu! Don't you get the game yet?
600541 Careful, Stu. Don't volunteer too much.

phone booth
I'm on my knees beggin' you not to kill me.
600711 I'm on my knees begging you.

phone booth
What are you gunna do about it up in your fucking high window with your goddamn binoculars?
600184 I'm dying to hear this!!! What the fuck can you do about it -- up in your fucking high window with your goddam binoculars?

pi
Something's going on. It has to do with that number. There's an answer in that number.
601108 Something's going on, and it has to do with that number. The answer is there.

pi
The Ancient Japanese considered the Go board to be a microcosm of the universe. Although when it is empty it appears to be simple and ordered, in fact, the possibilities of gameplay are endless. They say that no two Go games have ever been alike. Just like snowflakes. So, the Go board actually represents an extremely complex and chaotic universe.
601113 Listen to me. The Ancient Japanese considered the Go board to be a microcosm of the universe. Although when it is empty it appears to be simple and ordered, in fact, the possibilities of game play are endless. They say that no two Go games have ever been alike. Just like snowflakes. So, the Go board actually represents an extremely complex and chaotic universe. That is the truth of our world, Max. It can't be easily summed up with math. There is no simple pattern.

pi
10:15, personal note: It's fair to say I'm stepping out on a limb, but I am on the edge and that's where it happens.
601165 Friday, September fifth. Seven twelve. It's fair to say, I'm stepping out onto a limb. But I'm on the edge and that's where it happens.

pi
If the number's there I'll find it!
601190 If the number's in there, I'll find it.

pi
You don't understand it, do you? I don't give a shit about you! I only care about what's in your fucking head! If you won't help us, help yourself. We are forced to comply to the laws of nature. Survival of the fittest Max, and we've got the fucking gun!
601307 C'mon, Max. You don't get it. I don't give a shit about you. I only care about what's in your fucking head. If you won't help us help yourself, then I'll have only one choice. Destroy the competition. I'll take you out of the game. Survival of the fittest, Max. And we've got the gun.

pi
Hold on. You have to slow down. You're losing it. You have to take a breath. Listen to yourself. You're connecting a computer bug I had with a computer bug you might have had and some religious hogwash. You want to find the number 216 in the world, you will be able to find it everywhere. 216 steps from a mere street corner to your front door. 216 seconds you spend riding on the elevator. When your mind becomes obsessed with anything, you will filter everything else out and find that thing everywhere.
601119 Hold on, you have to slow down. You're losing it, you have to take a breath. Listen to yourself. You're connecting a computer bug I had, a computer bug you might have had, and some religious hogwash. If you want to find the number two sixteen in the world, you'll be able to pull it out of anywhere. Two hundred and sixteen steps from your street comer to your front door. Two hundred and sixteen seconds you spend riding on the elevator. When your mind becomes obsessed with anything, it will filter everything else out and find examples of that thing everywhere. Three hundred and twenty, four hundred and fifty, twenty-three. Whatever! You've chosen two sixteen and you'll find it everywhere in nature. But Max, as soon as you discard scientific rigor, you are no longer a mathematician. You become a numerologist. What you need to do is take a break from your research. You need it. You deserve it Here's a hundred dollars, I want you to take it. If ,you won't take it, borrow it. Either way, take a break. Spend it however you like as long as it falls in the category of vacation. Real world stuff, okay. No math.

pi
Happy birthday, Euclid.
601205 Happy birthday, Euclid.

pi
How about 748 divided by 238. I got it! What's the answer?
601407 I got it! I got it! What's the answer?

pi
You gave it to those Wall Street bastards?
601330 Who!? Those Wall Street bastards.

pi
The Torah is just a long string of numbers. Some say that it's a code sent to us from God.
600971 The Torah is just a long string of numbers. Some say that it's a long code sent to us from God.

pi
Have you met Archimedes? The one with the black spots, you see? You remember Archimedes of Syracuse, eh? The king asks Archimedes to determine if a present he's received is actually solid gold. Unsolved problem at the time. It tortures the great Greek mathematician for weeks - insomnia haunts him and he twists and turns in his bed for nights on end. Finally, his equally exhausted wife - she's forced to share a bed with this genius - convinces him to take a bath to relax. While he's entering the tub, Archimedes notices the bath water rise. Displacement, a way to determine volume, and that's a way to determine density - weight over volume. And thus, Archimedes solves the problem. He screams "Eureka" and he is so overwhelmed he runs dripping naked through the streets to the king's palace to report his discovery.
601014 Remember Archimedes of Syracuse? The King asks Archimedes to determine if a present he's received was actually solid gold. Unsolved problem at the time. It tortures the great Greek mathematician for weeks. Insomnia haunts him and he twists and turns on his bed for nights on end. Finally, his equally exhausted wife, she's forced to share a bed with this genius, convinces him to take a bath, to relax. While stepping into the tub he observes the bathwater rise as he enters. Displacement. A way to determine volume. And thus, a way to determine density, weight over volume. And thus, Archimedes solves the problem. He screams "Eureka!"Greek for "I found it!"and is so overwhelmed he runs dripping naked through the streets to the King's castle to report his discovery. Now, what's the moral of the story.

pineapple express
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!
603296 You just got killed by a Ford Fiesta motherfucker!!! How you like me now!?!

pineapple express
It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.
602592 Oh, the Pineapple Express. It's so rare it's almost a shame to smoke it, like killing a unicorn...with, like, a bomb.

pineapple express
I should call Angie soon... Make up some bullshit...
602685 I'm going to go call Angie. Make up some bull shit.

pineapple express
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
603245 Has anyone seen my bigger knife? Do you guys hear that?

pineapple express
I wish we could just go nowhere.
602642 I wish we could just go nowhere.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
I want you to search the ship and find her. Oh and, uh, she's probably naked.
604528 I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Do you fear... death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?
604549 Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare. All your sins punished. I can offer you... an escape-uh.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Damn you, Jack Sparrow...
605000 Damn you, Jack Spar-row!

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.
604662 Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this but... through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor William has been press-ganged into Davy Jones' crew.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
604660 You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Ah! A heading. Set sail in a... uh... a general... that way! direction.
604217 Hah! A heading. Set sail in a... mmm... a general... in that way - direction.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
The Captain goes down with his ship.
604997 The captain goes down with his ship.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
I challenge Davy Jones!
604713 I challenge Davy Jones.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
I want my jar of dirt!
604814 I want my jar of dirt.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
604792 My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic - terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?
604574 Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love. With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him... would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them be joined in holy matrimony. Aye?

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.
604824 Guard the boat, mind the tide... Don't touch my dirt.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!
604968 Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Jack...? Jack Sparrow? I can honestly say I'm glad to see you.
604308 Jack? Jack Sparrow! I can honestly say I'm glad to see you!

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Every man has a price he will willingly accept, even for what he hoped never to sell.
604704 So you see, Mercer, every man has a price he will willingly accept. Even for what he hopes never to sell.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
James Norrington, what has the world done to you?
604628 James Norrington. What has the world done to you?

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
She's only a ship, mate.
604975 She's only a ship, mate.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Open the chest with the key, and stab the heart. No-no-no-no. Don't stab the heart. The Dutchman needs a living heart, or there'll be no captain. And if there's no captain, there's no one to have the key.
604648 Open the chest with the key, and stab the heart. No-no-no-no. Don't stab the heart. The Dutchman needs a living heart, or there'll be no captain. And if there's no captain, there's no one to have the key.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
One word love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.
604800 One word love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day, you won't be able to resist.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Come on, lads! Lift it like a lady's skirt!
604400 Come on, men! Lift it like a lady's skirt!

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Keep a weather eye on the horizon.
604285 Keep a weather eye on the horizon.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Leave 'im lie... unless you're planning to use him to hit somethin' with.
604899 Leave him lie! Unless you plan on using him to hit something with.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Still rooting for you, mate!
604884 Still rooting for you, mate!

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Anido. Anido! Follow my voice, follow my voice! To the left. No! Other left. Go ... No, that's a tree.
604892 Aya! Uh ?seech! Aunido! Aunido! Follow my voice! Follow my voice! To the left, uh... No, to the right... Go to the left...

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Turns out not even Jack Sparrow can best the devil!
604998 Turns out not even Jack Sparrow can best the devil.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Jack Sparrow... Our debt is settled.
604996 Jack Sparrow. Our debt is settled.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
You'll have the chance to do something... something courageous. And when you do, you'll discover something. That you're a good man.
604805 You'll have the chance to do something... something courageous. And when you do, you'll discover something: that you're a good man.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Oh, Mother Carey's chickens! What happened?
604781 Oh, Mother Cary's chickens. What happened?

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
I could join the circus!
604830 I ?can/?may join the circus!

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
How do you know of the key?
604719 How do you know of the key?

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!
604351 It's the Bible. You get credit for trying.

pitch black
All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now.
605231 All you people are so scared of me -- an' most days, I'd take that as a compliment -- but it ain't me you gotta worry about now.

pitch black
People, just a suggestion. Perhaps you should *flee*!
605408 Just a suggestion, but perhaps we should flee.

pitch black
Like I said, it ain't me you gotta worry about.
605415 Like I said. Ain't me you gotta worry about.

pitch black
I truly don't know what's gonna happen when the lights go out Carolyn but I do know, once the dying starts, this little psycho fuck family of ours is gonna rip itself apart.
605383 I don't truly know what's gonna happen when the lights go out, Carolyn -- but I do know that once the dyin' starts, this little psycho family of ours is gonna rip itself apart. So you better find out the truth. Come nightfall, you better know exactly who's standing behind you.

pitch black
Don't touch it! Don't- Don't you touch that handle!
605068 Don't touch it! Don't touch that switch!

pitch black
So... I guess something went wrong.
605058 Somethin' went wrong, huh?

pitch black
Did not know who he was fuckin' with.
605666 Didn't know who he was fuckin' with.

pitch black
You're dancing on razor blades here.
605366 Dancin' on razor blades here...

pitch black
Back to the ship, huh? Just huddled together, until the lights burn out? 'Til you can't see what's eating you? Is that the big plan?
605627 So everybody huddles together till the lights burn out? Until you can't see what's eating you? That the big plan?

pitch black
I said I'd die for them not you Come on!
605739 C'mon, Riddick -- said I'd die for them, not you.

pitch black
Strong survival instinct. I admire that in a woman.
605687 Strong survival instinct. Admire that in a woman.

platinum blonde
Say, I interviewed a swell guy the other day: Einstein. Yeh, swell guy. Little eccentric, but a swell - doesn't wear, doesn't wear any garters. Neither do I, as a matter of fact.
607507 Say, I interviewed a swell guy the other day - Einstein. Swell guy, a little eccentric, but swell. Doesn't wear any garters. Neither do I as a matter of fact. What good are garters anyway?

platinum blonde
I know what's wrong. I'm colorblind. That's what wrong, I'm colorblind. I've been sitting here for a half-hour looking at you, and I don't know yet whether your eyes are blue or violet.
607611 I'm color blind. That's what's wrong - I'm color blind. I've been sitting here for a half hour looking at you and I don't know yet whether your eyes are blue or violet.

platinum blonde
Yeah, I know those bluenoses. Their ancestors refused to come over on the Mayflower because they didn't want to rub elbows with the tourists... so they swam over!
607347 I know those bluenoses. Their ancestors refused to come over on the Mayflower because they didn't want to rub elbows with the tourists. So they swam over.

platinum blonde
I've met some roughies in my time, but you are without a doubt the lowest excuse for a man I've ever had the misfortune to meet
607514 I've met some rotters in my time, but without a doubt, you're the lowest excuse for a man I've ever had the misfortune to meet

platinum blonde
Anne Schuyler's in the blue book; you're not even in the phone book. Think that one over... sucker!
607762 Anne Schuyler's in the Blue Book - you're not even in the phone book. Think that one over, sucker.

platoon
Somebody once wrote: "Hell is the impossibility of reason." That's what this place feels like. Hell.
608484 Somebody once wrote Hell is the impossibility of Reason. That's what this place feels like. I hate it already and it's only been a week. Some goddamn week, grandma ... ... the hardest thing I think I've ever done is to go on point, 3 times this week - I don't even know what I'm doing. A gook could be standing 3 feet in front of me and I wouldn't know it, I'm so tired. We get up at 5 a.m., hump all day, camp around 4 or 5 p.m., dig foxhole, eat, then put out an all-night ambush or a 3-man listening post in the jungle. It's scary cause nobody tells me how to do anything cause I'm new and nobody cares about the new guys, they don't even want to know your name. The unwritten rule is a new guy's life isn't worth as much cause he hasn't put his time in yet - and they say if you're gonna get killed in the Nam it's better to get it in the first few weeks, the logic being: you don't suffer that much. I can believe that ... If you're lucky you get to stay in the perimeter at night and then you pull a 3-hour guard shift, so maybe you sleep 3-4 hours a night, but you don't really sleep ... I don't think I can keep this up for a year, grandma - I think I've made a big mistake coming here ...

platoon
I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he's hungry tonight.
608996 Glad I ain't going with 'em. Somewhere out dere man is de Beast and he hungry tonight ... Man, what a bummer. Ten days and a wakeup and I'm still dealing wid this shit - fuckin' etcetera and ad infinitum man ...

platoon
Excuses are like assholes, Taylor. Everybody's got one!
608556 Excuses are like assholes, Taylor - everybody got one.

platoon
You ignorant asshole! What the fuck coordinates you giving? You wasted a lot of people back there with your fucked up fire mission! You know that? You know know that? Aw shit!
608912 YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLE! - What the fuck coordinates you giving! You killed a bunch of people with that fucked up fire mission! You know that? ... ah shit!

platoon
Y'all loved Elias. And you want to kick ass. Yeah. Well, here I am, all by my lonesome. And there ain't anybody gonna know. Six of you boys against me. Kill me.  Yeah. I shit on all of you!
608973 Y'all loved Elias, want to kick ass, I'se here - all by my lonesome, nobody gonna know. Five you boys 'gainst me? Kill me.

platoon
Kiss my ass, man. I never thought I'd get hit!
608932 Oh shit man I never thought I'd get hit, I was ...

platoon
Death? What you all know about death?
608977 Death? What do you guys know about it?

platoon
You all take a good look at this lump of shit. Remember what it looks like. You fuck up in a firefight... and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bush - in a body bag! Out here, assholes, you keep your shit wired tight at all times! And that goes for you, shit-for-brains. You don't sleep on no fuckin' ambush! And the next sum'bitch I catch coppin Z's in the bush, I'm personally gonna take an interest in seein' him suffer. I shit you not. Doc, tag him and bag him!
608553 Take a good look at this lump o'shit ... Rmember what it looks like, all of you. You fuck up in a firefight and I guaran-goddamn-tee you, a trip out of the bush - IN A BODYBAG. Out here, assholes, you keep your shit wired tight at ALL times ... and that goes for you, shit for brains. You don't SLEEP ON NO FUCKIN' AMBUSH. Next sonofabitch I catch coppin' z's in the bush I'm personally gonna take an interest in seeing him suffer - I SHIT YOU NOT ...

platoon
I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. The enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days. As I'm sure Elias will be, fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called "possession of my soul." There are times since, I've felt like a child, born of those two fathers. But be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.
609118 I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy, we fought ourselves - and the enemy was in us ... The war is over for me now, but it will always be there - the rest of my days. As I am sure Elias will be - fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called possession of my soul ... There are times since I have felt like the child born of those two fathers ... but be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach to others what we know and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and meaning to this life ...

platoon
The village, which had stood for maybe a thousand years, didn't know we were coming that day. If they had, they would've run. Barnes was the eye of our rage. And through him, our captain Ahab, we would set things right again. That day we loved him.
608734 ... the village, which had stood for maybe a thousand years, didn't know we were coming that day. If they had they would have run ... Barnes was at the eye of our rage - and through him, our Captain Ahab - we would set things right again. That day we loved him ...

platoon
Elias was full of shit. Elias was a crusader. Now I got no problem with any man does what he's told, but when he don't, the machine breaks down. And when the machine breaks down, WE break down. And I'm not gonna allow that, from any of you. Not one.
608972 There's the way it oughta be and there's the way it is. 'Lias he was full of shit, 'Lias was a crusader - I got no fight with a man does what he's told but when he don't, the machine breaks down, and when the machine breaks down, WE break down ... and I ain't gonna allow that. From none of you. Not one ...

platoon
I love this place at night. The stars... there's no right or wrong in them. They're just there.
608845 Yeah. I love this place at night. The stars ... there's no right or wrong in them, they're just there.

platoon
Shut up! Shut up and take the pain! Take the pain!
608538 Shut up! Shut up - and TAKE IT! TAKE THE PAIN!

pleasantville
Up until now everything around here has been, well, pleasant. Recently certain things have become unpleasant. Now, it seems to me that the first thing we have to do is to separate out the things that are pleasant from the things that are unpleasant.
611150 Obviously certain "changes" have been happening. Up until now, things in Pleasantville have always been-- well ... "Pleasant." And, recently, certain things have become ... "Un-Pleasant." Now it seems to me the first thing we have to do is to separate out the things that are pleasant, from the things that are "Un-Pleasant."

pleasantville
HELLO! I've got like three pounds of underwire on here!
610586 He-llo? I've got like three pounds of underwire here ...

pleasantville
I did the slut thing, David. It got kinda old.
611320 I've done the slut thing, David. It's really kinda old.

pleasantville
Well, I better get going. Your show's almost on.
610422 Well, I better get going. Your show's almost on, and ... It's almost time for your date.

pleasantville
It was so amazing, Daff! I was like, "So, my mom's gonna be out of town," and he was like, "Yeah? Well, maybe we could..." and I was like, "Yeah, sure," and he was like, "Cool,"... I know! He is so smart!
610367 It was amazing, Daph ... I'm like: "Well my Mom'll be out of town." And he's like "Well then, maybe we could-- you know ..." And I'm like "Yeah, sure." And he's like "Well, cool." I know, he's just so smart. I don't know. Maybe that black thing I just got. It is not slutty, Daph, it's cute. Well, "hello?" He's not coming over here to study ... I know. Well I'm jealous of you too sometimes.

pleasantville
I'm getting a little concerned about what I'm seeing on some of these reruns.
610945 I'll be honest with you Bud. I'm getting sorta concerned about what I'm seeing in some of these re-runs ...

pleasantville
Well, he's not homeless, Howard, they just don't say where he lives. - Well, it's a silly question! - Because nobody's homeless in Pleasantville. 'Cause that's just not what it's like.
610368 ... He's not homeless Howard, they just don't say where he lives. Well it's a silly question. Because nobody's homeless in Pleasantville.

pleasantville
I could, like, kill a guy with these things.
610578 I could like kill a guy with these things.

pleasantville
It's just... where am I going to see colors like that?
610923 Where am I going to see colors like that?

point break
Speak into the microphone, squid brain!
611710 Speak into the microphone.

point break
You know nothing. In fact, you know less than nothing. If you knew that you knew nothing, then that would be something, but you don't.
611362 You know less than nothing. If you even knew that you knew nothing, at least that would be something, but you don't.

point break
Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
611881 Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true. You project strength to avoid conflict.

point break
...last time you had a feeling I had to kill a guy, and I hate that... It looks bad on my report.
611745 Last time you got a feeling I had to kill a man, which I always hate because it looks bad on the report.

point break
Reagan usually does the driving. Stolen switch car. They leave it running... on the curb. It look sparked from the distance. When they run they dump the vehicle and they vanish... like a virgin on prom night. I mean they vanish, swishh...
611404 Reagan usually drives. Stolen switch car, they leave it running at the curb, looks parked from a distance. When they run, they dump the vehicle and vanish. And I mean vanish.

point break
I know Johnny. I know you want me so bad it's like acid in your mouth. But, not this time.
611964 I know it's hard for you Johnny. You want me so bad it's like acid in your mouth. But not his time. Let's go.

point break
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino, I should have had you get me three of these things!
611763 Damn, I could eat the ass out of an elephant. I shoulda had you get me three a these. What T-Bird?

point break
Welcome to Sea World, Kid.
611388 Welcome to Sea World, kid.

point break
You gonna jump or jerk off?
611843 We gonna jump or jerk off?

precious
He looks just like his father.
614484 He looks just like you.

precious
Some folks has a lot of things around them that shines for other peoples. I think that maybe some of them was in tunnels. And in that tunnel, the only light they had, was inside of them. And then long after they escape that tunnel, they sitll be shining for everybody else.
614557 Some folks got a light around them that shine for other peoples. I think maybe some of them was in a long tunnel before. And in that tunnel, maybe the only light they had was one that was inside of them and then -even long after they escaped that tunnel, they still be shining for everybody else. Thas Miz Rain to me.

precious
There's always something wrong with these tests. These tests paint a picture of me with no brain. These tests paint a picture of me and my mother, my whole family as less than dumb. Just ugly black grease, need to be wiped away, find a job for.
614145 ...The tesses paint a picture of me wif no brain. The tesses paint a picture of me 'an my muver -my whole family as less than dumb just ugly black grease to be wiped away, punished, caged up, kilt, changed, finded a job for.

precious
The other day, I cried. But you know what? Fuck that day. That's why God, or whoever, makes other days.
614156 The other day I cried, felt stupid. Guess what...Fuck that other day. Thas why God or whoever make new days. Still hungry tho.

predator
Run! Get to the chopper!
615041 Run! Get to the chopper!

predator
You set us up. It was bullshit, all of it.
614859 It was all bullshit. All of it. From the start...you set us up, got us in here to do your dirty work.

predator
You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
614834 You're ghostin' on me, mother fokaaa!...I don't care who you are back in the world... You give away our position again and I'll bleed you quiet and leave your fuckin' ass right here. Got it?

predator
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
615006 If it bleeds, we can kill it.

predator
She says the jungle... it just came alive and took him.
614923 She says...the jungle came alive, and took him...

predator
Maybe you better put her on a leash, Agent-man.
614900 You should put her on a leash, Agent Man. If you can't handle her, just say the word.

predator
When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador trofeo de los hombres" means the demon who makes trophies of men.
615011 When I was little we find a man -- -- like a butcher. The old ones in the village cross themselves and whisper crazy things. 'Demonio, cazador de trofoes...Only the hottest times of the hottest years...' Crazy things...This year is grows hot. And we begin finding our men. We find them sometimes without their skin. Sometimes...much, much worse. Cazador de trofoes...means the demon who takes trophies.

predator
That's a real nasty habit you got there.
614797 Man, that's a real bad habit you've got.

predator
Come on in, you fuckers. Come on in. Ol' Painless is waitin'.
614929 Come on in you fuckers...come on in. 'ol 'painless' is waitin'...

predator
Not a thing. Not a fucking trace. No blood, no bodies... We hit nothing!
614940 Nothing. The same thing. Not a fucking trace. No bodies, blood, anything.

predator
So, what are you gonna try next? Cheese?
615012 What'll you try next -- cheese?

predator
I don't know, Dutch. This is inhuman.
614993 I don't know what it was. It...

pretty woman
Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.
615847 Fifty bucks, grampa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.

pretty woman
Oops... slippery little suckers.
615541 Slippery little suckers...

psycho
Mother! Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!
621704 Mother! Oh God, what... blood, blood... mother...!

psycho
Well, a son is a poor substitute for a lover.
621677 A son is a poor substitute for a lover.

psycho
They tell you what its ingredients are, and how it's guaranteed to exterminate every insect in the world, but they do not tell you whether or not it's painless. And-and I say, insect or man,  death should always be painless.
621705 ...They tell you what its ingredients are and how it's guaranteed to exterminate any insect in the world, but they do not tell you whether or not it's painless. And I say insect or man, death should always be painless.

psycho
We're always quickest to doubt people who have a reputation for being honest.
621776 We're always quickest to doubt people who have a record for being honest. I think she's here, Miss Crane. Where there's a boyfriend... She won't be back there among the nuts and bolts... but she'll be in this town... somewhere. I'll find her.

psycho
She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother.
621872 That's all right. maybe she could have fooled me. But... She didn't fool my mother.

psycho
Well I'm not a fool. And I'm not capable of being fooled! Not even by a woman.
621870 I'm not a fool! And I'm not capable of being fooled! Not even by women!

psycho
I'll lick the stamps.
621491 I'll lick the stamps.

psycho
Like I said... the mother... Now to understand it the way I understood it, hearing it from the mother... that is, from the mother half of Norman's mind... you have to go back ten years, to the time when Norman murdered his mother and her lover. Now he was already dangerously disturbed, had been ever since his father died. His mother was a clinging, demanding woman, and for years the two of them lived as if there was no one else in the world. Then she met a man... and it seemed to Norman that she 'threw him over' for this man. Now that pushed him over the line and he killed 'em both. Matricide is probably the most unbearable crime of all... most unbearable to the son who commits it. So he had to erase the crime, at least in his own mind. He stole her corpse. A weighted coffin was buried. He hid the body in the fruit cellar. Even treated it to keep it as well as it would keep. And that still wasn't enough. She was there! But she was a corpse. So he began to think and speak for her, give her half his time, so to speak. At times he could be both personalities, carry on conversations. At other times, the mother half took over completely. Now he was never all Norman, but he was often only mother. And because he was so pathologically jealous of her, he assumed that she was jealous of him. Therefore, if he felt a strong attraction to any other woman, the mother side of him would go wild.  When he met your sister, he was touched by her... aroused by her. He wanted her. That set off the 'jealous mother' and 'mother killed the girl'! Now after the murder, Norman returned as if from a deep sleep. And like a dutiful son, covered up all traces of the crime he was convinced his mother had committed!
622145 As I said, the mother... To understand it, as I understood it hearing it from the mother... That is, from the mother-half of Norman's mind, you have to go back ten years... to the time when Norman murdered his mother and her lover. He was already dangerously disturbed, had been ever since his father died. His mother was a clinging, demanding woman... and for years the two of them lived as if there was no one else in the world. Then she met a man and it seemed to Norman she "threw him over" for this man. That pushed him over the thin line... and he killed them both. Matricide is probably the most unbearable crime of all... and most unbearable to the son who commit it. So he had to erase the crime, at least in his own mind. He stole her corpse... and a weighted coffin was buried. He hid the body in the fruit cellar, even "treated" it to keep it as well as it would keep. And that still wasn't enough. She was there, but she was a corpse. So he began to think and speak for her, gave her half his life, so to speak. At times he could be both personalities, carry on conversations... at other times, the mother-half took over completely. He was never all Norman, but he was often only mother. And because he was so pathologically jealous of her, he assumed she was as jealous of him. Therefore, if he felt a strong attraction to any other woman, the mother side of him would go wild. When Norman met your sister, he was touched by her... and aroused by her. He wanted her. And this set off his "jealous mother" and... "mother killed the girl." After the murder, Norman returned as if from a deep sleep... and like a dutiful son, covered up all traces of the crime he was convinced his mother had committed.

psycho
Oh, we have 12 vacancies. 12 cabins, 12 vacancies.
621606 We have twelve vacancies. Twelve cabins, twelve vacancies. They moved away the highway.

psycho
I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing.
621859 I guess I've got one of those faces you can't help believing.

psycho
Well, if it doesn't jell, it isn't aspic, and this ain't jellin'!
621852 I do mind. If it don't jell, it ain't aspic! This ain't jelling.

public enemies
You wanna know if we're armed? We're armed.
622764 Wanna know if we're armed? Were armed. He dumps this guy on his ass, his heavy shoe an ounce from crushing his larynx. Red's two Thompsons concealed on shoulder straps are out from under his coat. Frozen time. Phil D'Andrea sits on the corner of a table. Only he stays relaxed.

public enemies
We're having too good a time today. We ain't thinking about tomorrow.
622363 Were having too good a time today. We ain't worryin' about tomorrow yet...

public enemies
Well if it isn't the man who shot Pretty-Boy Floyd. Good thing 'cause he sure wasn't Whiz-Kid Floyd.
622622 Well, the man who killed Pretty Boy Floyd. He might have been "Pretty," 'cause he sure was not "Whiz Kid Floyd." Deputies stifle laughter. Dillinger comes up close to Purvis. They are eyeball to eyeball. Only the bars separate them.

public enemies
I was raised on a farm in Moooresville, Indiana. My mama ran out on us when I was three, my daddy beat the hell out of me cause he didn't know no better way to raise me. I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you... what else you need to know?
622467 I was raised on a farm in Mooresville, Indiana. My ma died when I was three. My daddy beat the hell out of me because he didn't know no better way to raise me. I used to do dumb things but I'm a lot smarter now. I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, and you. What else do you need to know? She gets into her coat. Dillinger opens the door for her. They exit, watched by May.

public enemies
When my Johnny finds out how you slapped around his girl, you know what's going to happen to you, fat boy?
623044 .and when my Johnny finds out how you slapped around his girl? You know what will happen to you, fatboy? She looks Reinecke square in the eye. Reinecke swings...

pulp fiction
The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
623508 Now the night of the fight, you may fell a slight sting, that's pride fuckin' wit ya. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. Fight through that shit. 'Cause a year from now, when you're kickin' it in the Caribbean you're gonna say, "Marsellus Wallace was right."

pulp fiction
That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.
623643 I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty fuckin' good.

pulp fiction
That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you.
624047 That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimatin' ya.

pulp fiction
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.
623383 Well, the way they pick the shows on TV is they make one show, and that show's called a pilot. And they show that one show to the people who pick the shows, and on the strength of that one show, they decide if they want to make more shows. Some get accepted and become TV programs, and some don't, and become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

pulp fiction
Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
624142 Why the fuck didn't you tell us about that guy in the bathroom? Slip your mind? Forget he was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?

pulp fiction
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
623822 If you'll excuse me, I gotta go home and have a heart attack.

pulp fiction
Shit Negro! That's all you had to say!
624231 Shit Negro, that's all you had to say.

pulp fiction
Uuummmm, this is a tasty burger!
623454 Uuummmm, that's a tasty burger. Vince, you ever try a Big Kahuna Burger?

pulp fiction
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
623506 There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

pulp fiction
Hey, my name's Paul and this shit's between y'all.
623526 My name's Paul, and this is between y'all.

pulp fiction
Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
623444 Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kinda hamburgers?

pulp fiction
I'm not even fucking joking with you, man. Do not be bringing some fucked up Poopa to my house!
623735 Don't bring her here! I'm not even fuckin' joking with you, don't you be bringing some fucked up pooh-butt to my house!

pulp fiction
My name's Pitt, and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this shit.
623479 My name's Pitt, and you ain't talkin' your ass outta this shit.

pulp fiction
Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?
623466 Sprite, good, mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?

pulp fiction
Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.
624466 Jules, if you give this nimrod fifteen hundred buck, I'm gonna shoot 'em on general principle.

pulp fiction
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
624383 If you find my answers frightening, Vincent, you should cease askin' scary questions.

pulp fiction
I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
623850 I'm prepared to scour the earth for this motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indo China, I want a nigger hidin' in a bowl of rice, ready to pop a cap in his ass.

pulp fiction
I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
623701 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I do believe Marsellus, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever I wanted, Now, I want to dance. I want to win. I want that trophy.

pulp fiction
That's the Marilyn Monroe section that's Mamie Van Doren... I don't see Jayne Mansfield, she must have the night off or something.
623658 ... and that's Mamie Van Doren. I don't see Jayne Mansfield, so it must be her night off.

pulp fiction
Shit! Of all the fucking things she could forget, she forgets my father's watch!  I specifically reminded her - bedside table! On the Kangaroo! I said the words, "Don't forget my father's watch."
624045 Of all the fuckin' things she coulda forgot, she forgets my father's watch. I specifically reminded her not to forget it. "Bedside table  on the kangaroo." I said the words: "Don't forget my father's watch."

punch-drunk love
I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.
624983 I didn't ask anyone for a shrink, that was someone else. Also: This pudding is not mine. Also: I'm wearing a suit because I had a very important business meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.

punch-drunk love
You can go to places in the world with pudding. That's funny.
625238 You know you can get places in the world with pudding. That's funny.

punch-drunk love
Lena. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line... I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they hurt you, and I'm sorry. Then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again. And I have a lot of puddings, and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed. So if you could just give me that much time, I think I can get enough mileage to go with you wherever you go if you have to travel for your work. Because I don't ever want to be anywhere without you. So could you just let me redeem the mileage?
625419 Lena I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that I left you at the hospital..... I called a phone sex line. I called a phone sex line before I met you and then these four blond brothers came after me and you got hurt and I'm sorry -- and I had to leave because I don't want you to get hurt again and now I'm here and I'm back and I have a lot of pudding that I can redeem in six to eight weeks and if you give me that much time I can get enough miles to fly with you wherever you have to go if you have to travel for your job because I don't want to be anywhere without you.....can you please let me redeem the mileage?

punch-drunk love
It really looks like Hawaii here.
625306 This really looks like Hawaii here.

punch-drunk love
People are just crazy in this world, I think.
625362 ...people are just crazy in this world, I think....

punch-drunk love
I'm gonna crack your fucking skull.
624899 I'm gonna call you back.

purple rain
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy.
626619 Your lips would make a lollipop too happy.

purple rain
God got Wendy's periods reversed. About every 28 days she starts acting nice. Lasts about a weekend.
626596 God got Wendy's periods reversed. About every 28 days, she starts acting nice. Lasts about a weekend.

purple rain
What are you? Stupid or something? Why don't you watch where you're going?
626385 What are you retarded or something?! Why don't you look where you're going?

queen of the damned
With all my black little heart.
628252 With all my black little heart.

queen of the damned
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
627931 Come out, come out, wherever you are.

quills
Take this beast back to his cage!
629085 Take this beast back to his cage.

quills
I am not the first man God has asked to shed blood in his name. And I am not of the last.
629374 I'm not the first man God has asked to shed blood in His name. I will not be the last.

quills
You prefer a book to your husband's company? Well no wonder, I'm only flesh and blood - that's no match for the printed page!
629008 Well, no wonder; I'm only flesh and blood. That's no match -- is it? -- for the printed page.

quills
Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me.
628910 That monstrous God of yours? He strung up his very own son like a side of veal; I shudder to think what He'd do to me.

quills
I love you Madeleine... as a child of God.
629223 I love you, Madeleine, as a parishioner -- as a child of God --

quills
It's an entire religion based on an oxymoron.
629052 Virgin birth -- ha! An entire religion, built on an oxymoron!

quills
You can't be a proper writer without a touch of madness, can you?
629075 You can't be a proper writer without a touch of madness, can you?

quills
You know how I define idealism, Monsieur Delbenet? Youth's final luxury.
628605 Do you know how I define "idealism," Monsieur Delben?

quills
Ah, you've come to read my trousers.
629086 Don't tell me. You've come to read my trousers.

quills
He's a writer, not a madman.
628619 He's a writer, not a madman.

quills
Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition to mine? Is your god so flimsey, so weak! For shame.
629112 Are your convictions so fragile that mine cannot stand in opposition to them? Is your God so flimsy? So weak? For shame!

quills
I didn't create this world of ours. I merely recorded it.
629058 I DIDN'T CREATE THIS WORLD OF OURS! I ONLY RECORD IT!

quills
Welcome to our humble madhouse, Doctor. I trust you'll find yourself at home.
628716 Welcome to our humble madhouse, Doctor. I trust you'll find yourself at home.

quills
Tell him I'm no fool, a prison's still a prison, even with Chinese silks and chandeliers.
629197 Tell him I'm no fool. A prison's still a prison, even with Chinese silk and chandeliers.

quills
Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.
628674 Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when it's lubricated.

quills
Don't come any closer Abbe, God's watching.
629254 Don't come any closer, Abbe. God's watching.

quills
If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page, I couldn't be such a good woman in life.
629138 If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page, Abbe, I'll hazard I couldn't be such a good woman in life.

quills
Some things belong on paper, others in life. It's a blessed fool who can't tell the difference.
628666 Some things belong on paper, others in life. It's a blessed fool who can't tell the difference.

quills
Your terrible secret revealed, you're a man after all.
629358 Your terrible secret, revealed. You're a man, after all.

quills
You've already stolen my heart... as well as another more prominent organ, south of the Equator.
628644 You've already stolen my heart, as well as another more prominent organ, south of the Equator...

quills
My glorious prose filtered through the minds of the insane. Who knows, they might improve it.
629267 My glorious prose, filtered through the minds of the insane?  Who knows? They might improve it.

quills
Listen to me Abbe and listen well. I've stared into the face of evil and I've lived to tell the tale and now, I beg you, for your sake, let me write it down.
629415 I've stared into the face of evil...  ...and I've lived to tell the tale. Now... for your own sake... let me write it down.

quills
What you need, darling, is a long, slow screw
628920 You're tense, darling. You could use a long, slow screw.

quills
Some men are beyond redemption.
629422 Some men are past redemption.

quills
If you cure him, I mean really cure him, harness the beast that rages in his soul.
628973 If you can't cure him -- truly cure him -- then -- at least -- I beg you -- harness the beast that rages in his soul.

quills
If you're going to martyr yourself Abbe, do it for God, not the chambermaid.
629129 If you want to martyr yourself, Abbe, do it for God. Not a chambermaid. Now put your clothes back on.

quills
It's a powerful aphrodisiac, isn't it? Having power over another man.
629109 It's a potent aphrodisiac, isn't it? Power over another man.

rachel getting married
All you young people who applauded can go fuck yourselves!
629931 You young people should all go fuck yourselves.

raging bull
Shut up. You just shut up. I'll fucking take care of you later.
630589 I'll suck your eyes out! I'll fuckin' take the two of you.

raising arizona
I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.
630973 I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House...

raising arizona
Mighty fine cereal flakes, Mrs. McDonough.
631291 ...Awful good cereal flakes, Miz McDunnough.

raising arizona
Here you are sitting on your butt playing house with a... Don't get me wrong, H.I., a fine woman but one who seems like she needs one of those button-down types.
631474 And here you are sittin' around on your butt playin' house with a - don't get me wrong, H.I., with a fine woman - but a woman who needs the button-down type.

raising arizona
Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!
631655 Gimme that baby, you warthog from hell!

raising arizona
Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat!
631643 Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat.

raising arizona
Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless.
631063 ...But biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless.

raising arizona
Welcome Home Son... ? Where's he been?
631187 "Welcome... Home... Son." Where's he been?

raising arizona
Son, you got a panty on your head.
631430 Son, you got a panty on your head.

raising arizona
You know what I think? I think you're an evil man. I think this is a shakedown. It's nothing but a Goddamn screw-job. I think you took Nathan Jr.  And you, my fine friend, are the one who's gonna get his butt kicked.
631526 You wanna know what I think? I think you're an evil man. I think this is nothin' but a goddamn screw job. I think it's a shakedown. I think you're the one took Nathan Jr. and my fine friend, I think you're the one gonna get his butt kicked...

raising arizona
Nathan Jr accepts me for what I am! And I think you better had, too! You know I'm okay, you're okay! That there's what it is!
631447 Well Nathan Jr. accepts me for what I am and I think you better had, too. You know, honey, I'm okay you're okay? That - there's what it is.

raising arizona
This is Gale and Evelle Snoats. As fine a pair as ever... broke and entered!
631174 Honey, like you to meet Gale and Evelle Snopes, fine a pair as ever broke and entered.

raising arizona
Sometimes it's a hard world for small things.
631239 ...Sometimes it's a hard world for little things.

raising arizona
Dammit, are you boys gonna chase down your leads or are you gonna sit drinkin' coffee in the one house in the state where I know my boy ain't at?
631282 Damnit, are you boys gonna go chase down your leads or are you gonna sit drinkin' coffee in the one house in the state where I know my boy ain't at?!

raising arizona
I"m in here on my knees, Ed, a free man proposing. Howdy, Kurt.
631036 I'm walkin' in here on my knees, Ed - a free man proposin'.

raising arizona
Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny... only I ain't got no friends.
631509 Name of Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny...

raising arizona
I know you're partial to convenient stores, but dammit, H.I., the sun doesn't rise and set on the corner grocery.
631472 I know you're partial to convenience stores but, H.I., the sun don't rise and set on the corner grocery.

raising arizona
Got you on an awful short leash, don't she, H.I.?
631212 Gotcha on a awful short leash, don't she H.I.?

raising arizona
Well, H.I., looks like you've been up to the devil's business.
631180 Well now H.I., looks like you been up to the devil's bidnis!

raising arizona
Eight hundred leaf-tables and no chairs? You can't sell leaf-tables and no chairs. Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!
631084 Eight hundred leaf tables and no chairs?! You can't sell leaf tables and no chairs! Chairs, you got a dinette set! No chairs, you got dick! I ask my wife she got more sense!...

raising arizona
H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?
631468 Come on Hi. you're young, you got your health - what do you want with a job?

raising arizona
Gubmint do take a bite, don't she?
631051 Gummint do take a bite, don't she?

raising arizona
We need someone handy with a scatter gun to cover them hayseeds while we go in there and get that cash!
631487 We need someone handy with a scatter- gun to cover the hayseeds while we get the cash.

raising arizona
That Buford's a sly one. Already knows his ABC's. Hit the deck, boy!
631345 ...That Buford's a sly one. Already knows his ABCs. But I'm sayin', how'd ya get the kid?

raising arizona
Say, did you hear about the person of the Polish persuasion who walked into a bar with a big 'ol pile of shit in his hands and he says, "Look what I almost stepped in"?
631371 Hear about the person of the Polish persuasion he walks into a bar holdin' a pile of shit in his hands, says "Look what I almost stepped in."

raising arizona
Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai.
631352 Mind ya don't cutchaseff, Mordecai...

raising arizona
You wet yourself! You wet yourself! Mr.McDunnough wet himself, Daddy!
631340 You wetchaself! Mr. McDunnough wet hisseff, Daddy!

rambling rose
Rose isn't dead, son, not really. Some of us die, some of us don't. Rose lives!  Don't worry about it, boy. She's at rest with Mother and the creator of the universe. She's at rest with Mother.
632690 Rose isn't dead, son. Not really. Some of us die, but some of us don't. Rose lives. As long as some little girl somewhere gets herself up and goes out, Rose lives.

rambo: first blood part ii
Like you said Colonel, he went home.
633022 ... Like you said, he went home.

rambo: first blood part ii
Wolf Den this is Lone Wolf do you read? Prepare for emergency landing, arriving with American POWs.
633040 Prepare for emergency landing. Arriving with American P.O.W.'s! Over?

rambo: first blood part ii
Sir, do we get to win this time?
632711 Sir... Do we get to win this time?

real genius
Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem?
634369 That was a launch problem, not a design problem. Why are you wearing that toy on your head?

real genius
Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
634591 Moles and trolls. Work, work, work, work. I plan this for weeks. I go to a lot of trouble and all they want to do is study. I'm hurt. I know that's it's not like me but I'm sorry. I'm starting to get discouraged, people. We had nobody at the mutant hamster races, one entry in the Madame Curie look-alike contest, and he was disqualified later. Why do I even bother?

real genius
Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex.
634784 Let me put this another way. Given the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you guys have to admit the strong probability that this may be the only chance you'll ever get in your entire lives to have sex.

real genius
Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice".
634582 Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People On Ice."

real genius
I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain, no penis.
634370 Oh, this. Sorry, I was worried that people would think I was stuffy, You know, no fun; all brain, no penis,

real genius
You wanted to see me, Your Joggingness?
634705 You wanted to see me, your joggingness?

real genius
Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.
635095 Is it okay if I name my first child after you? Dipshit Kinsley has a nice ring to it.

real genius
The Crossbow Project. There's No Defense Like a Good Offense.
634277 The Crossbow Project. There's no defense like a good offense.

real genius
Well, I guess it goes from God, to Jerry to you to the cleaners. Right, Kent?
634545 I guess it goes from God to Jerry to you to the cleaners, right Kent?

real genius
I never sleep, I don't know why. I had a roommate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she's okay now, but she had to transfer to an easier school, but I don't know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, 'cause I'm just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?
634640 I never sleep. I don't know why. It drove my roommate nuts. I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything, she's okay now thought but she had to be transfer to an easier school but I don't know if that part has anything to do with being my fault, but still, anyway, if you ever want any help studying at night or just let me know, okay, 'cause I'm just a couple of doors down from you guys and I'm usually up and I wouldn't mind, okay?

rear window
I can hear you now: "Get out of my life, you wonderful woman. You're too good for me."
635590 I can just hear you now. "Get out of here you perfect, wonderful woman! You're too good for me!"

rear window
I'm not much on rear window ethics.
636116 I'm not much on rear window ethics.

rear window
When I married Miles, we were both a couple of maladjusted misfits. We are still maladjusted misfits, and we have loved every minute of it.
635599 When I married Myles, we were both maladjusted misfits. We still are. And we've loved every minute of it.

rear window
You haven't spent much time around cemeteries, have you?
636165 You haven't spent much time in cemeteries, have you? Mr. Thorwald could hardly put his wife into a plot of ground scarcely one foot square.

rear window
Jeff, you've got a lot to learn about homicide. Why, morons have committed murders so shrewdly that it's taken a hundred trained police minds to catch them.
635883 You've got a lot to lean about homicide, Jeff. Morons have committed murder so shrewdly that it took a hundred trained police minds to catch them. That salesman wouldn't just knock off his wife after dinner, toss her in a trunk and put her in storage.

rear window
Jeff, you know if someone came in here, they wouldn't believe what they'd see? You and me with long faces plunged into despair because we find out a man didn't kill his wife. We're two of the most frightening ghouls I've ever known.
636120 You and me with long faces -- plunged into despair -- because we find out that a man didn't kill his wife. We're two of the most frightening ghouls I've ever known.

rear window
Mind if I use that portable keyhole?
636183 Mind if I use the portable keyhole?

rear window
Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.
635594 Intelligence! Nothing has caused the human race more trouble. Modern marriage!

rear window
Why would Thorwald want to kill a little dog? Because it knew too much?
636140 Why would Thorwald want to kill a dog? Because it knew too much?

rear window
Well, if there's one thing I know, it's how to wear the proper clothes.
635714 If there's one thing I know, it's how to wear the proper clothes.

rebel without a cause
I've got the bullets!
637284 But I've got the bullets! The gun was empty!

rebel without a cause
I don't want any trouble.
636691 I don't want trouble.

rebel without a cause
I woke up this morning, you know... and the sun was shining, and it was nice, and all that type of stuff. And the first thing, I saw you, and, uh, I said, "Boy, this is gonna be one terrific day, so you better live it up, because tomorrow you'll be nothing." You see? And I almost was.
637006 Like even today. I woke up this morning, you know? And the sun was shining and everything was nice. Then the first thing that happens is I see you and I thought this is going to be one terrific day so you better live it up, boy, 'cause tomorrow maybe you'll be nothing.

rebel without a cause
You're tearing me apart!
636471 You're tearing me apart!

rebel without a cause
Why did you shoot those puppies, John?
636423 Do you know why you shot those puppies, John? Is that what they call you or do you have a nickname?

rebel without a cause
If I had one day when I didn't have to be all confused and I didn't have to feel that I was ashamed of everything. If I felt that I belonged someplace. You know?
636520 Boy--if I had one day when I didn't have to be all confused and ashamed of everything--or I felt I belonged some place.

rebel without a cause
I don't know what to do anymore. Except maybe die.
636780 I don't know what to do. All of a sudden she's a problem.

rebel without a cause
I didn't chicken. You saw where I jumped. What did I have to do, kill myself?
636988 They saw where I jumped! I didn't chicken! What do I have to do-- kill myself?

rebel without a cause
They think I can make friends if we move. Just move, everything will be roses and sunshine.
636505 They think I'll make friends if we move. Just move and everything'll be roses and sunshine.

rebel without a cause
If he had guts to knock Mom cold once, then maybe she'd be happy and then she'd stop picking on him. Because they make mush out of him! Just mush!
636515 I mean if he had the guts to knock Mom cold once I bet she'd be happy and I bet she'd stop picking. They make mush out of him. Just mush. One thing I know is I never want to be like him.

rebel without a cause
What does he know about man alone?
636639 What does he know about Man alone?

reindeer games
Man, they got a shit load of cookies!
639052 Hey. They got a shitload of cookies.

reindeer games
Ever since you started going to night school you've been giving me headaches.
639171 Ever since you started night school, you been givin, me headaches, Jumpy. Headaches. Go see what's taking him.

reindeer games
I had better sex in prison.
639121 I had better sex in prison.

reindeer games
'Tis the season, convict.
639464 'Tis the season, convict.

reindeer games
It says here the retail industry does 50% of its business between December 1st and December 25th. That's half a year's business in one month's time. It seems to me, an intelligent country would legislate a second such gift giving holiday. Create, say, a Christmas 2, late May, early June, to further stimulate growth.
639169 I've read where the retail industry does fifty percent of its business between December 1st and December 25th. Half the year's business, in one month's time. It seems to me an intelligent society would legislate a second such gift-giving holiday, create, say, a Christmas Two -- late May, early June -- to further stimulate growth and prosperity. For who would protest such a holiday? Taking the fifty percent model, a Christmas Two would grow this country's annual per capita income by close to one-third.

reindeer games
I read your letters, convict. Don't play no reindeer games with me.
639056 I've read your letters, motherfucker. Don't play no reindeer games with me.

remember me
That's why chicks dig you, man. They love this freaky, poetic crap.
640611 Seriously. They like this freaky poetic crap. I ran into Megan yesterday. She's bartending at Don Hill's tonight. She wants us to stop by. She practically begged me.

remember me
Your middle name is Keets? God, your parents are pretentious!
640911 Never. Your middle name is Keats? Your parents are pretentious as hell.

remember me
What the hell happened in the kitchen? Looks like somebody's water broke in there.
640931 T, What happened in the kitchen? It looks like somebody's water broke. Hi.

remember me
Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant. But it's very important that you do it. I tend to agree with the first part.
640530 Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant but it is very important that you do it...

remember me
Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it, because nobody else will.
641383 Whatever you do in life will be insignificant but it is very important that you do it because...

remember me
He's in love with you. I've only ever seen him look at one other girl the way he looks at you, and she's a lot shorter and shares his DNA.
641310 I don't know what that means...I've seen him look at one other girl the way he looks at you. She's a lot shorter and shares his DNA.

repo man
Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em.
642176 Ordinary people I hate 'em.

repo man
Hey buddy, how you doing, huh? Hey, don't you remember me? I was in here yesterday. Listen, I think I left a book o' matches over in your office over there. You wanna go check it out for me, huh?
642378 Hey buddy! How you doing? Huh? Hey don't you remember me? I was here yesterday. Heh. Listen I think I left a book of matches over in your office over there. You want to go and check for me huh?

repo man
Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogersz. I'm going to ask you a few questions. Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. But I want you to know, it isn't personal.
642746 Good evening Otto. This is agent Rogersz. I'm going to ask you a few questions. And since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. But I want you to know it isn't personal.

repo man
Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of 'em a day, it don't mean shit anymore. I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean shit to me. I've seen guns, guns too, they don't mean shit. But that's when you gotta watch yourself.
642179 Tense situations kid. Get into five or six of them a day and it don't mean shit anymore. I mean I seen men stabbed and it didn't mean shit . I've seen guns. Guns too they don't mean shit but that's when you got to watch your self. Here I'll handle it pal. Uh settle down.

repo man
The life of a repo man is always intense.
642214 Repo man's always intense. Come on let's go get a drink.

repo man
Hey. I know you. You're the one that run into my trash.
642760 Hey, I know you. You're the one that run into my trash.

repo man
You say our names, we're going to have to kill all these people, Archie.
642217 If you say our names we'll have to kill all these people Archie.

repo man
Okay. Have a nice day, Uh, night.  Night, day, doesn't mean shit.
642180 Have a nice day. Or night. Night, day, it doesn't mean shit .

repo man
Find one in every car. You'll see.
642124 You find one in every car. You'll see.

repo man
Put your seatbelt on, boy. I don't ride with anybody 'less they wear their seatbelt. It's one of my rules.
642297 Put your seat belt on boy! I don't ride with anybody unless they wear their seatbelt. It's one of my rules.

repo man
Don't care how long it takes, dildos! Repo Man's got all night, every night.
642343 Don't care how long it takes, dildos . Repo man's got all night every night.

repo man
You repo men, you're all out to fuckin' lunch.
642451 You repo men, you guys are all out to fuckin lunch. Let's get out of here.

repo man
It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.
642131 It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.

repo man
You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?
642077 Are you going to give me my car or do I got to go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet.

repo man
Never broke into a car, never hotwired a car. Never broke into a truck. 'I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let the personal contents thereof come to harm' It's what I call the Repo Code, kid!
642174 Never broke into a car. Never hot-wired a car. Kid. I never broke into a trunk. I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof. Nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm. That's what I call the repo code kid. Don't forget it etch it in your brain. Not many people got a code to live by anymore.

repo man
Beautiful evening; you can almost see the stars...
642562 Beautiful evening. You can almost see the stars.

repo man
Best god-damn car on the lot...
642081 Best goddamn car on the lot.

repo man
I walk into someone's place of work, they shit scared. They know I'm not a cop, think I've come to kill 'em. And I would. I'll kill anybody who crosses me. Know what I mean?
642299 I walk into someone's place of work. They shit scared. They know I'm not a cop. They think I've come to kill 'em and I would. I'd kill anybody who crosses me. You know what I mean?

repo man
Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks. I'll get your ass.
642212 God damn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks. I'll get your ass!

repo man
You ever feel as if your mind had started to erode?
642632 Did you ever feel as if your mind had started to erode?

repo man
Some weird fuckin' shit, eh, Bud?
642788 That's some weird fucking shit Eh Bud? What's going on man?

reservoir dogs
I might break you in, Nice Guy, but I'd make you my dog's bitch.
643126 I might break you, Nice Guy, but I'd make you my dog's bitch. You'd be suckin the dick and going down on a mangy T-bone hound.

reservoir dogs
All right ramblers, let's get rambling!
642885 Okay ramblers, let's get to rambling. Wait a minute, who didn't throw in?

reservoir dogs
Hey, I've changed my mind. Shoot this piece of shit, will ya?
642850 Blonde, shoot this piece of shit, will ya?

reservoir dogs
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
642875 Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.

reservoir dogs
If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next.
643469 Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. Repeat, if you kill that man, you die next!

reservoir dogs
Larry, stop pointin' that fuckin' gun at my Dad!
643467 Stop pointing your fuckin gun at daddy!

reservoir dogs
Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him... or they don't.
643181 Well, he's either dead or he's alive or the cops got him or they don't.

reservoir dogs
Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy, the man walks in the prison a white man, walks out talkin' like a fuckin' nigger. You know what, I think it's all that black semen been pumped up your ass so far, now it's backed into your fuckin brain, and it's coming out your mouth!
643127 Now ain't that a sad sight, daddy, walks into jail a white man, walks out talkin like a nigger. It's all that black semen been shootin up his butt. It's backed up into his brain and comes out of his mouth.

reservoir dogs
You kids shouldn't play so rough. Somebody's gonna start cryin'.
643035 You kids don't play so rough. Somebody's gonna start crying.

reservoir dogs
The choice between doing ten years and taking out some stupid motherfucker, ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman.
642964 That's the way I look at it. A choice between doin ten years, and takin out some stupid motherfucker, ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman either. What the fuck was Joe thinkin? You can't work with a guy like that. That mother- fucker's unstable. What do you think? Do you think he panicked, or ya think he's just trigger- happy?

reservoir dogs
I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.
642883 Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. But that ain't my fault. it would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And this non- college bullshit you're telling me, I got two words for that: "Learn to fuckin type." Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big fuckin surprise.

reservoir dogs
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
642963 I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way of the other, you're gettin outta my way.

revolutionary road
I saw a whole other future. I can't stop seeing it.
645448 I saw a different life. I can't stop seeing it. Can't leave, can't stay. No damn use to anyone.

revolutionary road
Tell me the truth, Frank, remember that? We used to live by it. And you know what's so good about the truth? Everyone knows what it is however long they've lived without it. No one forgets the truth, Frank, they just get better at lying.
645387 Come on, tell me. Tell me the truth, Frank. Remember that? We used to live by it. You know what's so good about the truth? Everyone knows what it is, however long they've lived without it. No one forgets the truth, Frank, they just get better at lying. So tell me: do you really want another child?

revolutionary road
I've never really been anywhere.
645037 I've never really been anywhere.

revolutionary road
Frank Wheeler, I think you're the most interesting person I've ever met.
645043 I think you're the most interesting person I've ever met.

revolutionary road
Knowing what you've got, knowing what you need, knowing what you can do without - That's inventory control.
645302 Knowing what you've got, comma, knowing what you need, comma, Knowing what you can do without, dash. That's inventory control.

revolutionary road
It takes backbone to lead the life you want, Frank.
645369 It takes backbone to lead the life you want, Frank.

revolutionary road
Just because you've got me safe in this little trap, you think you can bully me into feeling whatever you want me to feel!
644959 Just because you've got me safely in this little trap, you think you can bully me into feeling whatever you want!

revolutionary road
If being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don't mind being completely insane.
645275 If being crazy means living life as if it matters then I don't care if we are completely insane. Do you?

ringu
Tomo-chan told me to.
645858 Tomo-chan told me to watch it.

rko 281
There is nothing to understand. Only this: I am a man who could have been great, but was not.
646661 There is nothing to understand but this: I am a man who could have been great, but was not.

rko 281
I swear, you and that guy Disney, in love with the damn rats.
646103 You and that freak Disney, in love with the damn rats!

robin hood prince of thieves
Come my friend! Make his sacrifice an act of honor! Come now.
647825 Come now! Do not fail your friend. Make his sacrifice an act of honor.

robin hood prince of thieves
Show them the courage of Allah!
647785 Show them the courage of Allah.

robin hood prince of thieves
The hospitality in this country is as warm as the weather.
648077 The hospitality here is as warm as the weather.

robin hood prince of thieves
This is English courage.
647786 And this is English courage.

robin hood prince of thieves
How did your uneducated kind ever take Jerusalem?
648162 How did your uneducated kind ever take Jerusalem?

rocknrolla
Why are you talking to the Piper, Roman? You're madder than I am.
650503 Why are you talking to a pipe Roman? You're madder than I am.

rocknrolla
They say there are only two days you enjoy a boat; the day you buy it and the day you sell it.
650078 They say there are only two days you enjoy a boat, the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

rocknrolla
Think before you drink before you drive me mad.
650529 Think before you drink and before you drive me mad Bandy.

rocknrolla
Don't hurt me Arch... I'm only little!
650546 Don't hurt me Arch, I'm only little.

rocknrolla
That, Roman and Mickey, is the famous Archie Slap.
650542 That, Roman and Mickey, is the famous Archy slap. I have been magically transported straight back to my childhood.

rocknrolla
He tried to poison me, that dirty Cossack!
649859 Tried to poison me the dirty Cossack...

rocknrolla
Beauty is a cruel mistress, is it not?
650607 Beauty is a cruel mistress, is it not?

rocky
You want me to take a shot? All right.  I'll take a shot!
650802 Take a shot, he says! -- Sure, I'll take a shot!

rocky
I wanna kiss ya-ya don't have to kiss me back if ya don't feel like it.
651064 I wanna kiss ya -- Ya don't have to kiss me back if ya don't feel like it.

rocky
You gotta be a moron... you gotta be a *moron* to wanna be a fighter.
651016 Ya gotta be a little soft to wanna be a pug... It's a racket where ya' almost guaranteed to end up a bum.

rocky
I just want to say hi to my girlfriend, OK? Yo, Adrian! It's me, Rocky.
651123 Listen, I wanna say hi to my girlfriend -- Yo, Adrian!

rocky
I've never seen a fighter that concerned about his hair.
651049 ... I've never been in a man's apartment before.

rocky
Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.
650794 ... Stay in school an' use your brains, dig -- Be a lawyer, be a doctor, carry a leather briefcase an' forget about sports!! Sports can only make ya grunt an' smell -- Be a thinker not a stinker!!

rocky
You do that to Apollo Creed, they'll put us in jail for murder.
651248 We do that to Creed an' they'll take us to jail for murder.

rocky
Don't you think I hear things?
650889 You think I don't hear things?

rocky
I'd like to kill the freaking guy who broke this mirror.
650776 I wanna kill the friggin' moron who broke the mirror.

romeo & juliet
He jests at scars that never felt a wound.
652378 He jests at scars that never felt a wound.

romeo & juliet
Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.
652933 Thus with a kiss I die.

romeo & juliet
A plague o' both your houses! They have made worms' meat of me.
652614 A plague o' both your houses! They have made worms' meat of me.

romeo & juliet
Either thou, or I, or both must go with him!
652626 Either thou or I, or both, must go with him.

romeo & juliet
Peace? Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.
652099 Peace? I hate the word As I hate hell, all Montagues, and...

romeo & juliet
The world is not thy friend, nor the world's law.
652870 The world is not thy friend, nor the world's law. Then be not poor, but break it and take this.

romeo & juliet
Did my heart love 'til now? Forswear its sight. For I never saw true beauty 'til this night.
652324 Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight. For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.

romeo & juliet
Well, Juliet, I will lie with thee tonight.
652863 Well Juliet, I will lie with thee tonight.

romeo & juliet
What sayest thou? Hast though not a word of joy? Some comfort, Nurse.
652768 What sayest thou? Hast thou not a word of joy? Some comfort, Nurse.

romeo & juliet
Eyes, look your last! Arms, take your last embrace!
652926 Eyes, look your last. Arms, take your last embrace. And, lips, O you The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss...

romeo & juliet
A dog of the house of Capulet moves me!
652028 A dog of the house of Capulet moves me!

romeo & juliet
Tempt not a desperate man!
652913 Tempt not a desperate man!

romeo & juliet
You kiss by the book.
652343 You kiss by th' book.

romeo & juliet
My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! Prodigious birth of love it is to me that I must love a loathed enemy.
652364 My only love, sprung from my only hate. Too early seen unknown, and known too late. Prodigious birth of love it is to me

romeo & juliet
Romeo, thou art a villain.
652587 Thou art a villain!

romeo & juliet
Part, fools! Put up your swords. You know not what you do!
652092 Part, fools! You know not what you do!

romeo & juliet
Not proud you have, but thankful you have. Proud can I never be of what I hate!
652753 Not proud you have, but thankful that you have. Proud can I never be of what I hate.

romeo & juliet
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
652062 Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

romeo & juliet
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for sorrow will not show his head. Go hence and have more talk of these sad things. Some shall be pardoned, and some punished. For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
652957 A glooming peace this morning with it brings: The sun for sorrow will not show his head. Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things. Some shall be pardoned, and some punished, For never was a story of more woe Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.

romeo & juliet
How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath to say to me that thou art out of breath? Is the news good or bad, answer to that.
652536 How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath To say to me that thou art out of breath! Is the news good or bad? Answer to that.

romeo & juliet
Rebellious subjects! Enemies to peace! Throw your mistempered weapons to the ground!
652116 Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace, Throw your mistempered weapons to the ground.

romeo & juliet
Be not so long to speak; I long to die!
652800 Be not so long to speak. I lone to die!

romeo & juliet
A pretty piece of flesh I am!
652045 I am a pretty piece of flesh! I am a pretty piece of flesh! Me, they shall feel while I am able to stand; I am a pretty piece of flesh!

romeo & juliet
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
652384 But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

romeo & juliet
I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
652059 I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them if they bear it.

romeo & juliet
Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.
652610 'Twill serve. Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.

romeo and juliet
My only love sprung from my only hate. Too early seen unknown, and known too late.
653103 My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! Prodigious birth of love it is to me, That I must love a loathed enemy.

romeo and juliet
Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.
653087 Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.

romeo and juliet
Consort? What, dost thou make us minstrels? If thou makes us minstrels, look to hear nothing but discords. Here's my fiddlestick  ; here's that will make you dance. Zounds, consort!
653228 Consort? What does thou make us minstrels? An thou make minstrels of us look to hear nothing of discords. Here's my fiddlestick. Here's that shall make you dance! Zounds, Consort!

romeo and juliet
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for sorrow will not show his head. For never was a story of more woe Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
653374 A glooming peace this morning with it brings, the sun, for sorrow will not show his head. Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things. Some shall be pardoned and some punished.  For never was a story of more woe, than this of Juliet and her Romeo.

romeo and juliet
Good night, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say good night till it be morrow.
653144 Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

romeo and juliet
Thus with a kiss I die.
653372 Thus..... with a kiss...... I die.

romeo and juliet
Where be these enemies? Capulet! Montague! See, what a scourge is laid upon your hate, That heaven finds means to kill your joys with love! And I, for winking at your discords too, Have lost a brace of kinsmen. All are punish'd.
653373 See what a scourge is laid upon your hate, that heaven finds means to kill your joys with love. And I, for winking at your discords too, have lost a brace of kinsman. All are Punished. ALL ARE PUNISHED!

ronin
If you don't mind, I'm gonna pass out.
653822 Then if you don't mind... I'm gonna pass out.

ronin
All good things come to those who wait.
653936 All things come to those who wait.

runaway bride
SHAZAM! I think I'm in Mayberry.
656887 I think I'm in Maryberry.

runaway bride
Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me.
657603 "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both oof us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart -- you're the only one for me".

runaway bride
"How does she get all those guys to propose? She's not even that beautiful." Bite me, paper boy!
657130 "How does she get all these guys to propose? She's not that beautiful." Bite me, paper boy.

runaway bride
Hi, I'm Cindy, Maggie's unmarried cousin.
656903 Cindy. Maggie's unmarried cousin.

runaway bride
Have you heard my husband's morning show? "Wake Up With Flem?"
657113 Have you listened to his morning show, "Wake up with ballplayer"?

rush hour 2
I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit!
658306 I can't believe I flew ten-thousand miles for this shit.

rush hour 2
What's wrong with you man? You never step in front of a black man at a buffet line.
658358 Hey! You don't break in front of a black man in a buffet line.

rush hour 2
I hate that fortune cookie shit.
658933 I hate that fortune cookie shit.

rush hour 2
What was that? Did you just pick up another case? Did we just take another damn case on my vacation?
658263 What was that? Did you just pick up a case? Did we just take another damn case on my vacation?

rush hour 2
All he wanted was some Mushu.
658431 All he wanted was some mu-shu.

rush hour 2
All right, listen up! All the Triads and the ugly women on this side, and all the fine women on this side, right now!
658295 Okay, all the Triads and ugly women go to that side, all fine ass women on this side.

rush hour 2
No, I'm Lee's new muscle. And don't let this robe fool you, this is the only color they had left.
658371 I'm Lee's new muscle, his right arm -- and don't let the robe fool you. This is the only color they had left. Now get up!

rush hour 2
I don't like my chickens alive, I like 'em dead and deep fried. You ever heard of Popeye's?
658423 No, I don't eat live birds. I like my birds dead and deep fried. You ever been to Popeyes?

rush hour 2
I'm gonna give you an L.A.P.D ass-whuppin'!
658434 I'm gonna solve this case myself. Taxi!

rush hour 2
I'm gonna pretend you a man. A very beautiful man with a great body that I'd like to take to the movies.
658920 A very beautiful man with a perfect body who I'd like to take to the movies.

rush hour 2
Don't be messing with me, Lee. I will kick your ass. I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it, I'll bitch slap you back to Bangkok!
658265 Don't be messing with me, Lee. I will kick your ass. I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty.

rush hour 2
That's my CD! Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD!
658249 That was my CD. Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD.

rush hour 2
I think someone better call the police.
658245 Someone better call the police.

rushmore
I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?
659362 I got punched in the face. What's your excuse?

rushmore
My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety's Harvard.
659172 Really? That's a coincidence. My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and The Sorbonne. But my safety is Harvard.

rushmore
I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin' plays.
659977 I always wanted to be in one of those frickin' plays of yours.

rushmore
I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day.
659749 Well, I just wanted to tell you I'm sorry I threw rocks at you the other day. But I guess I'll go now.

rushmore
You know, you and Herman deserve each other. You're both little children.
659856 You know, you and Herman deserve each other. You're little children. Let me show you to the door.

rushmore
She's in love with a dead guy anyway.
659807 She's still in love with the dead guy, anyway.

rushmore
Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days
659813 I'm kind of lonely these days.

rushmore
Oh yeah and with friends like you who needs friends?
659577 Yeah. And with friends like you, who needs friends?

rushmore
I know about you and the teacher.
659572 I know about you and the teacher.

rushmore
Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.
659988 Also you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs underneath your seats. Please feel free to use them. Thank you very much.

rushmore
I don't give a shit about the barracudas, fuck it! I'm building it anyway.
659446 I don't give a shit about barracudas. But fuck it. I'm building it anyway.

rushmore
Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.
659795 Yeah? Well, kids don't like their parents to get divorced.

rushmore
Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
659678 Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today. I'm going to pop a cap in his ass.

rushmore
I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!
659615 I just came by to thank you for wrecking my life.

save the last dance
That's how easy it is to give to charity around here. Don't put your shit on the floor.
664025 That's how easy it is to give to charity around here. Don't put your shit on the floor.

saving private ryan
This time the mission is the man.
665259 Except this time, the mission IS a man.

saw
Dr. Gordon, this is your wake-up call. Everyday of your working life you have given people the news that they're gonna die soon. Now *you* will be the cause of death. Your aim in this game is to kill Adam. You have until six on the clock to do it. There's a man in the room with you. When there's that much poison in your blood, the only thing left to do - is shoot yourself. There are ways to win this, hidden all around you. Just remember, X marks the spot for the treasure. If you do not kill Adam by six, then Alison and Diana will die, Dr. Gordon... and I'll leave you in this room to rot. Let the game begin.
665635 Dr. Gordon, this is your wake up call. Every day of your working life, you have given people the news that they are going to die soon. Now you will be the cause of death. Your aim in this game is to kill Adam. glances down at the tape recorder wide-eyed, You have until six on the clock to do it. There sa man in the room with you. When theres that much poison in your blood , the only thing left to do is shoot yourself. There are ways to win this hidden all around you. Just remember: X marks the spot for the treasure. If you do not kill Adam by 6:00, then Alison and Diana will die, Dr. Gordon. And Ill leave you in this room to rot. Let the game begin.

saw
The key to that chain is in the bathtub.
666101 The key to that chain is in the bathtub.

saw
He doesn't want us to cut through our chains. He wants us to cut through our feet!
665658 He doesnt want us to cut through our chains. He wants us to cut through our feet. I think I may know whos done this to us.

saw
Dont look at me... I can't help you.
665732 Dont look at me. I cant help you.

saw
Goodnight little girl.
665797 Goodnight, little girl. up closer into the closet, and we a widened blue eye and part of a face

saw
You want to know what I do? I'm paid to follow rich guys like you who go to seedy, out-of-the-way motels to fuck their secretaries.
665986 You wanna know what I do? I get paid to take pictures of rich guys like you who go to seedy, out-of-the-way motels to fuck their secretaries. seeing more shots Adam took while following Last night I went to your house. camera, then cut to several photographs of Lawrence leaving his house, glancing over his shoulder and moving down the I watched you leave. I followed you photographs of the exterior of the Hotel Barfly. Lawrence inside the hotel, knocking on the door to one of the rooms while Adam hides around the corner with his all the way to that shitbag hotel.

saw
You know, we arrested a dentist last week who liked to play with kids a bit too much. He lived two blocks from here. The sewer lines run under this neighborhood too, doctor.
665807 You know, we arrested a dentist last week who like to play with kids a bit too much. He lived two blocks from here. The sewer lines run under this neighborhood too, Doctor.

saw
Who said anything about a warrant?
665834 Who said anything about a warrant?

saw
Hello, Paul. You are a perfectly healthy, sane and middle-class male yet last month you ran a straight razor across your wrist. Did you cut yourself because you truly wanted to die or did you just want some attention? Tonight, you'll show me. The irony is that if you want to die you just have to stay where you are, but if you want to live, you'll have to cut yourself again. Find the path through the razor-wire to the door but hurry. At 3:00 that door will lock and then, this room becomes your tomb. How much blood will you shed to stay alive?
665666 Hello Paul. You are a perfectly healthy, sane, middle-class male. Yet last month, you ran a straight razor across your wrists. Did you cut yourself because you truly wanted to die, or did you just want some attention? Tonight, youll show me. The irony is that if you want to die, you just have to stay where you are. But if you want to live, youll have to cut yourself again. shot of Paul waking up in the cage, looking around, scared and confused. The shots go back and forth between the detectives and the Paul flashback, with him grabbing and shaking the razor wire, screaming. His screams sound distant Find the path through the razor wire to the door. But hurry. At 3:00 that door will lock and then this room becomes your tomb. How much blood will you shed to stay alive, Paul?

scarface
You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!
666941 You know what capitalism is -- Getting fucked.

scarface
Another Quaalude, and she'll be mine again.
667109 Let her go! ..Another guaalude and she'll lpve me again.

scarface
Don't get it confused, Tony. I don't fuck around with the *help*.
666592 Don't get confused, Tony. I don't fuck around with the help,

scarface
Every dog has his day.
666864 ...Every dog has his day.

scarface
You can't tell me what to do, Tony. No more. I am not a baby anymore. I'll do what I wanna do. I'll see whoever I wanna see. And if I wanna fuck 'em, Tony, then I'll fuck 'em!
666786 You got a nerve, Tony, you got a nerve! You can't tell me what to do. I'll do what I want to do. X'll go out with who I want and if I want to fuck them then 1'11 fuck them!

scarface
You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
667313 So you wanna play hunh, say hello to my little friend here.

scarface
I told you a long time ago, you fucking little monkey, not to FUCK ME!
667247 I told you a long time you little fuckin' monkey, not to fuck me and....

scarface
Okay, Caracicatriz. You can die too. It makes no difference to me.
666328 Okay, my 'caracortada', you can die too. Makes no difference to me.

scarface
Now you're talking to me baby! That I like! Keep it coming!
666452 Now you're talking to me, baby!

scarface
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba with the apparent intention of letting some of his people join their relatives in the United States. Within seventy-two hours, 3,000 U.S. boats were headed for Cuba. It soon became evident that Castro was forcing the boat owners to carry back with them not only their relatives, but the dregs of his jails. Of the 125,000 refugees that landed in Florida an estimated 25,000 had criminal records.
666106 In May 1900, Fidel Castro -- in an effort to normalize relations with the Carter Administration -- opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba with the apparent intention of letting some of his people join their relatives in the United States. Within seventy- two hours, 3,000 U.S. boats were headed for Cuba. In the next few weeks, it became evident that Castro was forcing the boat owners to carry back with them not only their relatives but the dregs of his jail population. 3y the time the port was closed 125,000 'Marielitos' had landed in Florida. An estimated 25,000 had criminal records. This is the story of that minority -- those they call 'Los Bandidos.'

scarface
Nothing exceeds like excess. You should know that, Tony.
666944 Nothing exceeds like excess. You should know that Tony.

scary movie 2
Hey! Will you shut the fuck up and let me sing?
667549 Hey, will you shut the fuck up and let me sing?!

scary movie 2
You gotta be quicker than that, pencil dick.
667591 Gotta be quicker than that, "A-cup!"

schindler's list
So the man can turn out a hinge in less than a minute, why the long story?
668569 The guy can turn out a hinge in less than a minute? Why the long story?

schindler's list
We give you a Jewish girl at five marks a day, Oskar. You should kiss us, not them. God forbid you ever get a real taste for Jewish skirt, there's no future in it. They don't have a future. That's not just good old fashioned Jew hating talk. It's policy now.
668677 God forbid you ever get a real taste for Jewish skirt. There's no future in it. No future. They don't have a future. And that's not just good old- fashioned Jew-hating talk. It's policy now.

schindler's list
My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.
668343 My father was fond of saying you need three things in life. A good doctor, a forgiving priest and a clever accountant. The first two...

schindler's list
It's Hebrew, it's from the Talmud. It says, "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."
668893 It's Hebrew. It says, 'Whoever saves one life, saves the world.'

schindler's list
This is very cruel, Oskar. You're giving them hope. You shouldn't do that. *That's* cruel!
668657 This is really cruel, Oskar, you're giving them hope. You shouldn't do that, that's cruel.

schindler's list
Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy.
668826 Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired... I'll be very unhappy.

schindler's list
They cast a spell on you, you know, the Jews. When you work closely with them, like I do, you see this. They have this power. It's like a virus. Some of my men are infected with this virus. They should be pitied, not punished. They should receive treatment because this is as real as typhus. I see it all the time. It's a matter of money? Hmm?
668668 They cast a spell on you, you know, the Jews. You work closely with them like I do, you see this. They have this power, it's like a virus. Some of my men are infected with this virus. They should be pitied, not punished. They should receive treatment, because this is as real as typhus. I see this all the time.

schindler's list
Gentlemen, thank you very much. I think I can guarantee you- you'll both be in Southern Russia before the end of the month. Good day.
668474 Sergeant, Mr. Tauber, thank you very much. I think I can guarantee you you'll both be in Southern Russia before the end of the month. Good evening.

scream
There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience.
669560 There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all. Simplicity. Besides, if it's too complicated you lose your target audience.

scream
"I'll send you a copy." BAM! Bitch went down. "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Sid! Superbitch!
669330 God, I loved it. "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Bitch went down. "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Sid--SuperBitch!

scream
What's your favorite scary movie?
668968 What's your favorite scary movie?

scream
Billy and his penis don't deserve you.
669605 Billy and his penis don't deserve you.

scream
That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.
669838 We did your mom a favor, Sid. The woman was a slut bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.

scream
Mmmm... corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in "Carrie."
669811 Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in CARRIE.

scream
You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me.
669473 I'm sickened. Your whole havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me.

scream
Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!
669284 Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight but when I say hurry please interpret that as...MOVE YOUR

scream
Who am I? The beer wench?
669652 What am I? The beer wench?

scream
What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.
669816 What's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost.

scream
Why can't I be a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno.
669710 Why can't I be a Meg Ryan movie?

scream
Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?
669564 Could be. Now that Billy's tried to mutilate her, you think Sid would go out with me?

scream
It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up.
669689 Subtlety, Stu. Look it up.

scream
If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?
669554 If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath would you be standing in the horror section?

scream
It's so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside.
669140 Not anymore. Her parents found her hanging from a tree. Her insides on the outside.

scream
Cut Casper, that's a wrap!
669680 Cut, Casper. That's a wrap.

scream
What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not a killer?
669759 What do I have to do to prove to you I'm not a killer?

scream
We all go a little mad sometimes.
669809 "We all go a little mad sometimes."

scream
No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!
669679 Okay, let's see. "No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface. I want to be in the sequel."

scream 2
Drink with your brains, that's our motto.
670131 "Drink with your brain." That's our motto. Who are you calling for?

scream 2
Look, local woman! I know you hold me up as your career template and that it gives you some sort of charge to challenge me, but give it a rest.
670292 Look, I know you kinda hold me up as your career template and it gives you some anal charge to challenge me but you win. Okay? I'm not interested in the scoop anymore. Excuse me.

scream 2
Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.
670103 You need to check your conscience at the door. We're not here to be loved.

scream 2
How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation, used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manuever within any given situation?
670081 How do you know my dim-witted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation?

scream 3
Come on. You have made millions off the story of her murder. You're obsessed with her and you're obsessed with her daughter.
671239 Oh, Come on! You have made millions off the story of her murder. You're obsessed with HER and you're obsessed with her DAUGHTER!

scream 3
Oh, it's rough being friends with you, Sid.  When you're friends with Sid, you die.
671328 Always hard being friends with you, Sidney. When you're friends with Sidney, you die! Well these friends don't have to, Sidney. It's up to you.

se7en
My client says there are two more bodies... two more victims, hidden away. He will take Detectives Mills and Somerset to these bodies, but only Detectives Mills and Somerset. Only at six o'clock today.
672217 My client says there are two more bodies... two more dead, hidden away. He will take Detective Mills to these bodies, but only Detective Mills. Only at six o'clock, today.

se7en
Get out of the FUCKING HALL, police!
672114 Get out of the fucking booth!

se7en
If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it.
672240 If John Doe's head splits open, and a U.F.O. flies out, I want you to have expected it.

se7en
It's impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions.
671913 Oh, it's alright. It's always impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions.

se7en
You got what you deserved.
671892 You got what you deserved, Zero.

se7en
This isn't going to have a happy ending.
672130 There's not going to be a happy ending. It's not possible.

sense and sensibility
Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. Or bends with the remover to remove. Oh no! It is an ever fixed mark that looks on tempests and is never shaken. Willoughby. Willoughby. Willoughby.
675271 Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds Or bends with the remover to remove: 0, no! it is an ever-fixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken...

sense and sensibility
Marianne, can you play something else? Mamma has been weeping since breakfast.  I meant something LESS mournful dearest.
674383 Marianne, cannot you play something else? Mamma has been weeping since breakfast.

sense and sensibility
He is certainly not so dashing as Willoughby. But he has a far more pleasing countenance. There was, at times, if you'll remember, something in Willoughby's eyes that I did not like.
675311 He certainly is nor so dashing as Willoughby but he has a far more pleasing countenance. There was always a something, if you remember, in Willoughby's eyes at times which I did not like.

sense and sensibility
All I want, all I've ever wanted is the quiet of a private life, but my mother wants me distinguished.
674466 All I want--all I have ever wanted is the quiet of a private life but my mother is determined to see me distinguished.

sense and sensibility
I am the soul of discretion.
675199 My dear, I am the soul of discretion.

sense and sensibility
He is the kindest and best of men.
675242 He is the kindest and best of men.

sense and sensibility
What do you know of my heart? What do you know of anything but your own suffering. For weeks, Marianne, I've had this pressing on me without being at liberty to speak of it to a single creature. It was forced on me by the very person whose prior claims ruined all my hope. I have endured her exultations again and again whilst knowing myself to be divided from Edward forever. Believe me, Marianne, had I not been bound to silence I could have provided proof enough of a broken heart, even for you.
675217 What do you know of my heart? What do you know of anything but your own suffering? For weeks, Marianne, I have had this pressing on me without being at liberty to speak of it to a single creature. It was forced upon me by the very person whose prior claims ruined all my hopes. I have had to endure her exultation again and again while knowing myself to be divided from Edward forever. Believe me, Marianne, had I not been bound to silence I could have produced proof enough of a broken heart even for you.

sense and sensibility
We were talking of London, ma'am, and all its diversions.
674977 We were talking of London, ma'am, and all its--diversions.

sense and sensibility
Marianne, please try... I cannot... I cannot do without you. Oh, please, I have tried to bear everything else... I will try... but please, dearest, beloved Marianne, do not leave me alone.
675300 Marianne, please try--I cannot--I cannot do without you. Oh, please, I have tried to bear everything else-- I will try--but please, dearest, beloved Marianne, do not leave me alone.

sense and sensibility
Oh, you are the loveliest girls that ever I set eyes on. Can you not get them married, Mrs. Dashwood?
674590 I declare you are the loveliest girl I ever set eyes on! Cannot you get them married, Mrs Dashwood? You must not leave it too long!

sense and sensibility
If you cannot think of anything appropriate to say you will please restrict your remarks to the weather.
674649 Hush, please, now that is enough, Margaret. If you cannot think of anything appropriate to say, you will please restrict your remarks to the weather.

sense and sensibility
Ooh, a cottage! How charming. A little cottage is always very snug.
674536 Oh, a cottage! How charming. A little cottage is always very snug.

sense and sensibility
Perhaps Margaret is right. Piracy is our only option.
674477 Perhaps Margaret is right.

sense and sensibility
Is love a fancy or a feeling... or a Ferrars?
674521 'Is love a fancy or a feeling?' Or a Ferrars?

sense and sensibility
Mama,  there is a painful difference between the expectation of an unpleasant event and its final certainty.
675354 There is a painful difference between the expectation of an unpleasant event and its final certainty.

sense and sensibility
Brandon is the sort of man everyone speaks well of, but no one remembers to talk to.
674871 Why? When he is the kind of man that everyone speaks well of and no one wants to talk to.

sense and sensibility
Always resignation and acceptance. Always prudence and honour and duty. Elinor, where is your heart?
675216 Always resignation and acceptance! Always prudence and honour and duty! Elinor, where is your heart?

sense and sensibility
John and Fanny are in town. I think we shall be forced to see them.
675012 John and Fanny are in town. I think we shall be forced to see them.

sense and sensibility
Colonel Brandon?  Thank you.
674668 Colonel Brandon!

serenity
You should have let me see her, Captain. We should have done this as men - not with fire.
676196 Lock and fire on my command. You should have let me see her. We should have done this as men. Not with fire...

serenity
Half of writing history is hiding the truth.
676042 Half of writing history is hiding the truth. There's something on this rock the Alliance doesn't want known.

serenity
What're we expectin' to find here that equals the worth of a turd?
675551 What are we hoping to find here that equals the worth of a turd?

serenity
People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.
675410 People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run don't walk we're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.

serenity
Run-tse duh shang-dee, ching dai-wuhtzo... make them stop! They're everywhere. Every city, every... every house, every room; they're all inside me! I can hear them all and they're saying... NOTHING! GET UP! Please, get up! Wuo-shang mayer, maysheen byen shr-to. Please God, make me a stone.
676157 , make them stop, they're everywhere, every city every house every room, they're all inside me, I can hear them all and they're saying nothing! GET UP! PLEASE, GET THEM UP! , please God make me a stone...

serenity
Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.
675547 Doctor, I'm taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you I will get very choked up. Honestly. There could be tears. He peels out, leaves Simon fuming. Kaylee sidles up to him...

serenity
Key members of Parliament. Key. The minds behind every military, diplomatic and covert operation in the galaxy, and you put them in a room with a psychic.
675462 Key members of Parliament. Key. The minds behind every diplomatic, military and covert operation in the galaxy, and you put them in a room with a psychic.

serenity
Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?
675655 Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering -- I mean, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or I'm gettin' paid -- mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they just show up like the boageyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where does that get fun? He dumps the body in, she starts the doors closing.

serenity
Target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target everyone! Somebody fire!
676202 Target the Reavers! Target the Reavers! Target everyone! Somebody FIRE!

serenity
Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?
675600 Boy, sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don'tchya think? Mal says nothing, keeps firing.

serenity
This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.
675486 This is the Captain. There's a little problem with our entry sequence; we may experience slight turbulence and then explode. Can you shave the vector --

serenity
Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse... but you take a boat in the air that you don't love... she'll shake you off just as sure as the turn of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she ought to fall down... tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.
676351 Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home. River also looks out at the sky.

serenity
Eta Kooram Nah Smech!
675737 Eta Kooram Nah Smech! And River drops to the ground, fast asleep. There is a beat. Mal looks around the bar. He and Simon, who has run up to the entrance, are the only ones standing. He looks down at River. She lies unconscious, helpless.

serenity
Define "disappeared".
676123 Define "disappeared". The Ensign just looks uncomfortable.

serenity
Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd for that?
675782 Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?

serenity
These are just a few of the images we've recorded. And you can see, it wasn't what we thought. There's been no war here and no terraforming event. The environment is stable. It's the Pax. The G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate that we added to the air processors. It was supposed to calm the population, weed out aggression. Well, it works. The people here stopped fighting. And then they stopped everything else. They stopped going to work, they stopped breeding, talking, eating. There's 30 million people here, and they all just let themselves die.
676162 -- just a few of the images we've recorded, and you can see it isn't.. it isn't what we thought. There's been no war here, and no terraforming event. The environment is stable. It's the Pax, the G-32 Paxilon Hydroclorate that we added to the air processors. It's... .well it works... it was supposed to calm the population, weed out aggression. Make a peaceful... it worked. The people here stopped fighting. And then they stopped everything else. They stopped going to work, stopped breeding... talking... eating... There's thirty million people here and they all just let themselves die. They didn't even kill themselves. They just... most starved. When they stopped working the power grids, there were overloads, fires -- people burned to death sitting in their V0 chairs. Just sitting. There is a loud bang somewhere behind her -- she starts, gathers herself.

serenity
Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
675554 Shiny. Let's be badguys. Mal turns back to River.

serenity
You can't stop the signal, Mal. Everything goes somewhere, and I go everywhere.
675793 Can't stop the signal, Mal. Everything goes somewhere and I go everywhere. Security feeds are a traipse to access -- and I wasn't the first one in, this has prints on it -- oh! Look at her go! A0 Everyone is getting bruises and contusions. Contoooosions.

serenity
You take care of me, Simon. You've always taken care of me. My turn.
676296 You won't. You take care of me, Simon. You've always taken care of me. She stands as the emergency lights come on, giving her face an unearthly glow as she looks down at him.

serenity
Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...
675912 Dear Buddha, please send me a pony, and a plastic rocket, and --

serenity
I'm a hairsbreadth from riddlin' you with holes, Doctor!
675626 I'm a hair's breadth from riddling you with holes, Doctor --

serenity
When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?
675857 When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God? W They'll come at you sideways. As he continues, we see:

serenity
Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later.
675565 You know what the definition of a hero is? It's someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. He drops his weapon, slides it across the floor. Mal moves to the Trade Agent. Hauls him up, tosses him toward the vault. Zoe and Jayne follow.

serenity
Well, something sure the hell ain't right.
676131 Well something sure as hell ain't right...

serenity
I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.
676206 I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.

serenity
Put a bullet to me. Bullet in the brain pan, squish.
675823 Put a bullet to me. Bullet in the brain pan, squish.

serenity
The chicken's come home to roost.
676208 Chickens come home to roost... They are suddenly JOLTED by a glancing blow from another ship -- Wash struggles to control her --

serenity
I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it.
676070 I don't care what you believe! Just... believe it. Whatever you have to... His breathing becomes laboured. Hitched. Stopped. His hand slips away, his blood leaving a distinct print on Mal's face. Jayne and Simon run up,Simon slowing down -- going to the e he's-dead.----Zne -„a r.7-1, ;,,,r them as Jayne looks around him, Mal still fixed on Book.

serenity
I've never credited the Alliance with an overabundance of brains and if you're the best they've got...
675950 Oh, a jack-rabbit, me. 'Sides, I never credited the Alliance with an over-abundance of brains. And if you're the best they got...

serial mom
Officers, life doesn't have to be ugly. See, look at the birds out there. Listen to their call: "Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee!"
676412 Look officers! Life doesn't have to be ugly. See the little birdie? Listen to his call. Peter Pan! Peter Pan! Peter Pan!

serial mom
Christ, that was Beaver Cleaver's mother.
676431 Christ, that one was Beaver Cleaver's mother. Peter Pan! Peter Pan! Peter Pan!

serial mom
I don't know what it is about today but I feel great. Cookie?
676487 I don't know what it is about today, but I FEEL GREAT!

serial mom
Serial mom! Serial mom! Serial mom! Serial mom!
676766 So, Mrs. Sutphin! Tell me! Are you "Serial Mom"?

serial mom
Oh, kids, are you doing your homework?
676868 Kids, did you do your homework?

serial mom
You know, you're bigger than Freddy and Jason now, only you're a real person.
676784 Alright You're bigger than Jason or Freddie now! Only you're a real person!

serial mom
All units: Serial Mom is headed South on Ceswick. Proceed with caution. She is armed and fuckin' nuts!
676837 All units! SERIAL MOM headed south on York Road. Proceed with caution!

serial mom
I tell you right there I saw blood on the bottom of her shoes, not exactly blood, it was gore, hanging there like a runny nose.
676709 ...Dottie Hinkle was right - IT IS BEVERLY SUTPHIN! I tell you I saw blood right on the bottom of her shoes! Not exactly blood - it was GORE! Hanging right there like a runny nose!!

serial mom
Now I'll never get a boyfriend!
676760 Oh God! Now I'll never get a boyfriend!

serial mom
It's been a crazy day hasn't it?
676708 Amen to that. It's been a crazy day, hasn't it?!

serial mom
The "Citizen Kane" of gore movies.
676486 The "Citizen Kane" of gore movies.

serial mom
Hey, can I borrow your mother? My Aunt is coming for dinner and she's always getting on my nerves.
676701 Can I borrow your mother? My aunt is coming over to dinner tonight and she's always on my nerves.

serial mom
Well, Chip's off to a fine start this year.
676470 Chip is off to a fine start this year. Focused...conscientious... participates actively in classroom discussion.

serial mom
Doctor Sutphin, is your wife mental?
676659 Dr. Sutphin, is you wife mental?

sex and the city
I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick... deck!
681333 Sorry -- I'm your neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick-- --Deck!

sex and the city
And we were dressed from head to toe in love... the only label that never goes out of style.
681547 And that's the one label -- that never goes out of style.

sex and the city
Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.
680813 Charlotte had pudding in her Prada.

sex and the city
Your two best friends just got screwed over by their guys, how could you not be distant?
680933 Okay. I'll talk about it. Your best friends get screwed over by their guys -- how can you not get distant?

sex and the city
I thought I'd still be in extreme pain. But I feel nothing. I'd like some more nothing.
680728 I thought I would still be in extreme pain but I'm feeling nothing.

sex and the city
Yeah, it's all so hot three days in!
680837 It's all so hot -- three days in.

sex and the city
Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.
681229 I'm just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.

sex and the city
Yes, the honeymoon to a romantic Mexican resort that I prepaid on my credit card to surprise the man who jilted me.
680745 There's the silver lining. A honeymoon to a romantic Mexican resort that's pre-paid on my credit card because I wanted to surprise the man who jilted me.

sex and the city
It's the last single girl kiss.
680456 Well, I'm hardly the last single girl.

sex and the city
What does your gut tell you?
681385 What does your gut tell you?

sex and the city
It wasn't logic, it was love.
681504 It wasn't logic -- it was love.

sex and the city
Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking.
680595 Hey "dick wad"... I'm speaking.

sex and the city
I'm gonna say the one thing you aren't supposed to say. I love you... but I love me more. I've been in a relationship with myself for 49 years and that's the one I need to work on.
681396 Yes, I love you - ah, fuck it -- I'm just gonna say the thing you're not supposed to say -- I love you but I love me more. And I've been in a relationship with myself for forty-nine years and that's the one I need to work on.

sex and the city
Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.
681103 Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. Maybe you're done.

sex and the city
You brought me back to life.
681408 St. Louise, you brought me back to life.

sex and the city
I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.
680273 The same way you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.

sex and the city
Oh, honey, you made a little joke. Good for you!
680802 Oh, honey... you made a little joke. Good for you.

sex and the city
And there, in the same city where they met as girls, four New York women entered the next phase of their lives dressed head to toe in love. And that's the one label that never goes out of style.
681546 And there, in the same city where they met as girls, four New York women entered the next phase of their lives... dressed head to toe in love.

sex and the city
Forty is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding dress without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.
680457 No, but forty is the last age you can see a woman photographed in a wedding gown without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.

sex and the city
Some labels are best left in the closet.
681535 Maybe some labels are best left in the closet...

sex and the city
It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women.
681436 It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women.

sex and the city
Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?
680824 Does that mean saying his name fifty times more a day than I say my own? Does it mean worrying about him and his needs before me and mine? Is it all about the other person? Is that love?

sex and the city
Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two L's: labels and love.
680085 Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two "L's": labels and love.

sex and the city
You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything.
680615 No, I'm not alright. You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything.

sex and the city
Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.
681524 Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours.

sex and the city
I know, my head's in the Witness Protection Program.
681028 That's the point. My head is the witness protection program.

sex and the city
I curse the day you were born!
681197 I curse the day you were born.

sex and the city
You see? This is how it starts. Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week.
680369 This is how it starts. Next thing you know... we're only having sex three or four times a week.

sex, lies and videotape
You know, I'd like to do it at your house sometime. I must admit, the idea of doing it in my sister's bed gives me a perverse thrill.
679174 You know, I'd like to try your house sometime. The idea of doing it in my sister's bed gives me a perverse thrill.

sex, lies and videotape
I think that um... I think that sex is overrated. I think that people place far too much importance on it, and I think that stuff about women wantin' it just as bad as men is crap. I mean I think that women want it, I just don't think that they want it for the same reason that men think they do.
679308 Okay. I think...I think sex is overrated. I think people place way too much importance on it. And I think that stuff about women wanting it just as bad is crap. I m not saying women don't want it, I just don't think they want it for the reason men think they do. I'm getting confused.

sex, lies and videotape
Ann, I don't understand why this freaks you out so much. You didn't do it, I did. And if it doesn't bother me, why should it bother you?
679653 Ann, I don't understand why this freaks you out so much. You didn't do it, I did, and if it doesn't bother me, why should it bother you?

sex, lies and videotape
I want out of this marriage.
679849 I want out of this marriage.

sex, lies and videotape
I remember reading somewhere that men learn to love the person that they're attracted to, and that women become more and more attracted to the person that they love.
679310 I think so. I remember reading somewhere that men learn to love what they're attracted to, whereas women become more and more attracted to the person they love.

sex, lies and videotape
Have you ever been on television?
679203 Have you ever been on television?

sex, lies and videotape
You never used to say the word "fucking."
679760 You never used to say "fucking".

shakespeare in love
Fifty pounds! A very worthy sum on a very worthy question. Can a play show us the very truth and nature of love? I bear witness to the wager, and will be the judge of it as occasion arises. I have not seen anything to settle it yet.
683058 Fifty pounds! A very worthy sum on a very worthy question. Can a play show us the very truth and nature of love? I bear witness to the wager, and will be the judge of it as occasion arises. I have not seen anything to settle it yet. So--the fireworks will be soothing after the excitements of Lady Viola's audience. Have her then, but you are a lordly fool. She has been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you. It takes a woman to know it.

shakespeare in love
A famous victory! Kegs and legs open, and on the house! Oh, what happy hour.
683100 A famous victory! Kegs and legs. Open and on the house! Oh what happy hour!

shakespeare in love
Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business - so let's to church.
683240 Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business so let's to church.

shakespeare in love
My lady, the tide waits for no man, but I swear it would wait for you.
683022 Ah! My lady! The tide waits for no man, but I swear it would wait for you!

shakespeare in love
You see - comedy. Love, and a bit with a dog. That's what they want.
682546 Love and a bit with a dog, that's what they like.

shakespeare in love
This is not life, Will. It is a stolen season.
683006 Yes, this is not life, Will. This is a stolen season.

shakespeare in love
Well, that would have them rolling in the aisles.
683173 Well, that will have them rolling in the aisles.

shakespeare in love
You see? The comsumptives plot against me. "Will Shakespeare has a play, let us go and cough through it."
682541 You see? The consumptives plot against me. "Will Shakespeare has a play, let us go and cough through it."

shakespeare in love
I love you, Will, beyond poetry.
683158 I love you, Will, beyond poetry.

shakespeare in love
Licentiousness is made a show! Vanity and pride are likewise made a show! This is the very business of show!
683247 Licentiousness is made a show, vice is made a show, vanity and pride likewise made a show! This is the very business of show

shakespeare in love
And tell Master Shakespeare, something more cheerful next time, for Twelfth Night.
683348 And tell Shakespeare something more cheerful next time for Twelfth Night.

shakespeare in love
I'm a dead man and buggered to boot!
682463 Well, I am a dead man and buggered to boot. My theatre is close by the plague these twelve weeks, my company is playing the inn-yards of England, while Burbage and the Chamberlain's Men are invited to court and receive ten pounds to play your piece, written for my theatre, by my writer, at my risk when you were green and grateful -

shakespeare in love
Gentlemen upstage; ladies downstage... Are you a lady Mr. Kent?
682843 Gentlemen upstage! Ladies downstage! Are you a lady, Mr. Kent?

shakespeare in love
You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.
683367 You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.

shakespeare in love
Mr. Tilney! Have a care with my name - you will wear it out!
683333 Have a care with my name, you will wear it out.

shakespeare in love
I don't know. It's a mystery.
682574 I don't know. It's a mystery.

shakespeare in love
Let us have pirates, clowns, and a happy ending, or we shall send you back to Stratford to your wife!
683124 By God, Will, if you do not, who does? Let us have pirates, clowns, and a happy ending, or we will send you back to Stratford to your wife!

shakespeare in love
The Master of the Revels despises us all for vagrants and peddlers of bombast. But my father, James Burbage, had the first license to make a company of players from Her Majesty, and he drew from poets the literature of the age. We must show them that we are men of parts. Will Shakespeare has a play. I have a theatre. The Curtain is yours.
683232 That can wait. The Master of the Revels despises us for vagrants, tinkers, and peddlers of bombast. But my father, James Burbage, had the first licence to make a company of players from Her Majesty, and he drew from poets the literature of the age. Their fame will be our fame. So let them all know, we are men of parts. We are a brotherhood, and we will be a profession. Will Shakespeare has a play. I have a theatre. The Curtain is yours.

shakespeare in love
Nurse, as I love you and you love me, you will bind my breast and buy me a boy's wig.
682697 You will not tell. As you love me and as I love you, you will bind my breast and buy me a boy's wig!

shallow grave
God, you two are sensitive! All I'm doing is implying some kind of ugly sordid sexual liaison. I'd be proud of that sort of thing.
683446 God, you two are sensitive. All I'm doing is implying some sort of sordid, ugly, sexual liason. Why, I'd be proud of that sort of thing.

shallow grave
Cameron, what a surprise!
683775 Cameron! What a surprise.

shallow grave
When was the last time you heard these exact words: "You are the sunshine of my life"?
683423 And when did anyone last say to you these exact words: You are the sunshine of my life'?

shallow grave
To love and to happiness forever.
683739 Love and happiness for ever.

shallow grave
When you get up in the morning, how do you decide what shade of black to wear?
683417 When you get up in the morning, how do you decide what shade of black to wear?

shallow grave
Normally I don't usually meet people, unless I already know them.
683519 Normally I don't meet people, unless I know them already.

shallow grave
Victory is the same as defeat. It's giving in to destructive competitive urges.
683441 Victory is the same as defeat. It's giving in to destructive competitive urges.

shallow grave
He even signs them, in his own name can you believe it? I'd sign someone else's name... I'd sign his name!... If I wrote them that is, which I don't.
683515 He even signs them, in his own name, can you believe it? I'd sign someone else's name. I'd sign his name. If I wrote them, that is. Which I don't.

shallow grave
And how would you react, then, if I told you I was the Antichrist?
683425 And what if I told you that I was the antichrist?

shallow grave
So this affair you're not having - is it not with a man, or not with a woman?
683418 Now, let me get this straight. This affair that you're not having, is it not with a man or not with a woman?

shallow grave
I've never seen a dead body before. I saw my grandmother of course, but I don't think that counts. I mean, she was alive at the time.
683610 I saw my grandmother, of course, but I don't suppose that counts. I mean, she was alive at the time.

shallow grave
Family? Family? Friends? Drugged-up wandering suicidal search of the self fuck-ups don't have families.
683696 Family? Family? Friends? Drugged-up wandering suicidal search of the self fuck-ups don't have families, David.

shampoo
C'mon, who's the greatest cocksucker in the whole world?
684975 Who's the greatest cocksucker in the world? C'mon --

sherlock holmes
Never theorize before you have data. Invariably, you end up twisting facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
687542 Never theorize before you have data. Invariably, you end up twisting facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. Adler's midget is the key to this.

sherlock holmes
How terrible is wisdom, when it brings no profit to the wise.
687924 How terrible is wisdom, Holmes, when it brings no profit to the wise. We take power at noon.

sherlock holmes
I wonder if they'd let Watson and me dissect your brain. After you hang, of course. I'd wager there would be some deformity that would be scientifically significant. In that way, at least, you could serve some kind of useful purpose.
687413 I wonder if they'd let Watson and I dissect your brain -- after you're hanged, of course. I'd wager there's some deformity that would be scientifically significant. Then you would serve a greater purpose, too.

sherlock holmes
It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!
687512 Like it or not, it's a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not.

sherlock holmes
Data, data, data. I cannot make bricks without clay.
687730 Data, data, data! I cannot make bricks without clay!

sherlock holmes
My mind rebels at stagnation! Give me problems! Give me work!
687282 I can't but agree. My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work. The sooner the better.

sherlock holmes
Eye patch... nice touch.
687683 The eye patch was a nice touch.

sherlock holmes
He was conceived during one of our rituals.
687660 He was conceived during one of our rituals. His mother wasn't my wife, but she shared our beliefs. She was a powerful practitioner. Though not enough to survive giving birth to him.

sherlock holmes
I see two men. Two men, like brothers, not in blood but in bond.
687560 I see two men, brothers. Not in blood but in bond. I see the letters S and an L, no... wait, a

sherlock holmes
You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion.
687387 You have the grand gift of silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion.

shock treatment
Oh my god, character actors!
690634 Good Heavens!  Character actors.

shock treatment
You're a dead-end, dead-beat, nowhere mister with a kisser like a Mississippi alligator's sister!
690704 YOU'RE A DEAD-END, DEAD-BEAT, NO-WHERE MISTER WITH A KISS LIKE A MISSISSIPPI ALLIGATOR'S SISTER

shock treatment
Alimony is just another word for RAPE.
690318 Alimony is just another word for rape!

shock treatment
Ladies and gentlemen: Denton's own, America's pride, the world's example: Janet, the sensation of the planet.
690669 And here she is!  Denton's own!  America's Pride!  Janet... The Sensation of the Planet...

shock treatment
Time's tight, Janet. Do it right, Janet. Until tomorrow night, Janet?
690357 TIME IS TIGHT JANET DO IT RIGHT JANET UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT, JANET.

shock treatment
Ever since I was the eine kleine herren/It was the Cordon Bleu for which I am most carin'/And the one taste treat so sweet, it really can't be beat/Is what we have, ja, how you are, caviar, that little black mess!
690424 EVER SINCE I WAS THE EINER KELINER HERREN IT WAS THE CORDON BLEU FOR WHICH I AM MOST CARE-EN... AND THE ONE TASTE TREAT SO SWEET THAT REALLY CAN'T BE BEAT... IS WHAT WE HAVE JA? HOW YOU ARE?...CAVIAR! THAT LITTLE BLACK MESS.

shock treatment
We lost our mom, we lost our dad, and if I'm losin' you well, that's... too bad!
690708 WE LOST OUR MOM, WE LOST OUR DAD AN' IF I'M LOSING YOU, WELL THAT'S JUST TOO BAD

shock treatment
The subject is committed. As are we all.
690215 The subject is committed.  As are we all.

shock treatment
Like a virgin with an urgin' in a surgery, I'll be swinging, I'll be bringing out the nurse in me.
690609 LIKE A VIRGIN WITH AN' URGIN' IN A SURGERY I'LL BE SWINGING -- I'LL BE BRINGING OUT THE NURSE IN ME

shock treatment
Ah, hello, Mr. and... Mrs. Majors. How wonderful to see you. I'm Dr. Cosmo McKinley, and this is my sister and... colleague... Dr. Nation McKinley.
690217 Ah.  Mr. And Mrs. Majors.  How wonderful to see you.  I am Dr. Cosmo McKinley and this is my sister, and colleague, Nation McKinley.

shock treatment
I can't stand it! Everything good always happens to other people!
690736 I can't stand it.  Everything good always happens to other people.

shock treatment
Hi, Brad. I've just come to tell you how fabulous I am.
690468 I've just come to tell you how fabulous I am.

shock treatment
Well...! First you go rip, rip, rip/Then you go snip, snip, snip/Then you whip in a zip, zip, zip/And split it up to the hip, hip, hip/And as you strip, strip, strip/You quiver and shiver for that soft caress/As you slip, slip, slip/Into that little black dress.
690426 WELL FIRST YOU GO RIP RIP RIP THEN YOU GO SNIP SNIP SNIP THEN YOU WHIP IN A ZIP ZIP ZIP AN' YOU SPLIT IT UP TO THE HIP HIP HIP AN' AS YOU STRIP STRIP STRIP YOU QUIVER AND SHIVER FOR THAT SOFT CARESS AS YOU SLIP SLIP SLIP...INTO THAT LITTLE BLACK DRESS

shock treatment
But the false promise of a new dawn usually leads to a most bloody sunset.
690548 Yes, Betty.  But the false promise of a new dawn is usually followed by a most bloody sunset.

shock treatment
Dear blender/Now, won't you help a first offender?/Oh, toaster/Don't you put the burn on me/Refrigerator/Why are we always sooner or later/Bitchin' in the kitchen or cryin' in the bedroom all night?
690207 WON'T YOU HELP ME TO BE CERTAIN OH TOOTHPASTE DON'T YOU PUT THE SQUEEZE ON ME DE-PIL-A-TATOR WHY ARE WE ALWAYS SOONER OR LATER BITCHIN' IN THE KITCHEN OR CRYING IN TH BEDROOM ALL NIGHT.

shock treatment
If that's not enough, then I'm/So sorry I met you, it was almost like leading you on/But there's more to it all/Than just ringing your heart out over something/That keeps on going wrong/So don't tell me you love me/How am I supposed to know what that means?/No, don't sell emotion/You can't buy devotion if you're falling apart at the seams...
690250 IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH THEN I'M SO SORRY I MET YOU IT WAS ALMOST LIKE LEADING YOU ON BUT THERE'S MORE TO IT ALL THEN JUST WRINGING YOUR HEART OUT OVER SOMEETHING THAT KEEPS ON GOING WRONG SO DON'T TELL ME YOU LOVE ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

shock treatment
You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces, and tolerance for, the ethnic races, in Denton.
690102 YOU'LL FIND HAPPY HEARTS AND SMILING FACES AND TOLERANCE FOR THE ETHNIC RACES IN DENTON

shock treatment
You're blinded by romance, you're blinded by science. Your condition is critically grave, but don't expect mercy from such an alliance. Suspicion of tradition's so new wave.
690499 YOU'RE BLINDED BY ROMANCE AND BLINDED BY SCIENCE YOUR CONDITION IS CRITICALLY GRAVE BUT DON'T EXPECT MERCY FROM SUCH AN ALLIANCE SUSPICION OF TRADITION SO NEW WAVE YOU NEED A BIT OF. . .

shock treatment
First and foremost, Farley Flavors' fabulous fast foods feed and fortify families for a fabulous future.
690140 First and foremost Farley Flavors Fabulous Fast Foods feed and fortify families for a fabulous future!

shock treatment
Cheerleaders: They call us the goody goody two shoes/ We're here to cheer you with the good news/ That D-E-N-T-O-N gets T-E-N/ That's ten out of ten!
690107 YOU MAY CALL US THE GOODY GOODY TWO SHOES BUT WE'RE HERE TO CHEER YOU WITH THE GOOD NEWS THAT D-E-N-T-O-N GETS T-E-N THAT'S TEN OUT OF TEN

shock treatment
Macy Struthers with my husband. God, I must have been blind! Still, the weaker the man, the dumber the blonde.
690159 Macy Struthers -- God I must have been blind -- still, the weaker the man, the dumber the blonde.

shock treatment
Now, you see the way we got rid of that dirty little dish is the same way we're going to put the rest of our house in order! Including... the upstairs!
690730 And the way we got rid of that dirty little dish is the way we're going to put the rest of our house in order.  Including the UPSTAIRS!

shock treatment
Night-night, it's time for bye-byes, it's been a great day, thanks a heap. Now it's time for everyone to go to sleep...
690402 SO NIGHT NIGHT  IT'S TIME FOR BYE-BYES IT'S BEEN A GREAT DAY THANKS A HEAP NOW IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE TO GO TO SLEEP

shrek
God bless us, everyone!
691483 God bless us, every one.

shrek
Donkey, two things okay? Shut... up!
691023 Donkey, two things, okay? Shut ... up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.

shrek
Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?
691438 Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding...

shrek
That's enough! He's ready to talk.
690886 That's enough. He's ready to talk.

shrek
This cage is too small.
690778 This cage is too small.

shrek
I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy?
690863 I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do get a little privacy? front door to throw the Wolf out and he sees that all the collected Fairy Oh, no. No! No!

shrek
That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?
690926 Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? groans as Donkey doesn't get the joke. He continues walking through the parking

shrek
Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!
691235 Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind! Blue flower, red thorns.

shrek
Hey, that's my princess! Go find your own!
691189 Hey! That's my princess! Go find you own!

shrek
Thank you, thank you very much. I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal.
690950 Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha!

shrek
Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
691484 Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

shrek
All right, I hope you heard that? She called me a "noble steed." She thinks I'm a steed.
691068 I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed.

shrek
I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going... take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it...
691029 I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the curb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here. I'd step all over it.

shrek
Your flying days are over!
690774 Give me that! Your flying days are over.

shrek
All right, nobody move! I've got a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it! I'm a donkey on the edge!
691468 All right. Nobody move. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it. I'm a donkey on the edge!

shrek
Princess Fiona... she's perfect!
691344 Princess Fiona.

shrek
The chair! Give him the chair!
690949 The chair! Give him the chair!

shrek
We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
690843 This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.

shrek
That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.
691014 That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.

shrek
Sure, it's big enough... but look at the location!
690988 Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location.

shrek
The winner of this tournament - no, no, the privilege - will have the honour of rescuing the beautiful Princess Fiona from the fiery pit of that dragon! Should the winner fail to return, the runner-up shall take his place, and so on and so forth... Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
690938 That champion shall have the honor - - no, no - - the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place and so on and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. Let the tournament begin! Oh! What is that? It's hideous!

sideways
Consult your doctor before using this product. Side effects may include oily discharge, hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure. If you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble, you're dead, asshole!
691794 Consult your doctor before using this product. Side effects may include oily discharge, dizziness, hives, loss of appetite, difficulty breathing and low blood pressure. If you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble... you're fucked!

sideways
Bet ya that chick's two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type?
692407 I bet you that chick is two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type.

sideways
Did you drink and dial?
691994 Did you drink and dial?

sideways
Quaffable, but uh... far from transcendent.
691882 Quaffable but far from transcendent.

sideways
Listen, honey. Let me call you right back. Miles and I are in the middle of something. No, it's nothing serious, Miles is just having one of his freak-outs. Yeah. Love you too.
692307 Listen, honey. Let me call you back. Miles and I are in the middle of something. No, it's nothing serious -- Miles is just having one of his freak- outs. Yeah. Love you too. I'll call you right back.

sideways
You know, the day you open a '61 Cheval Blanc... that's the special occasion.
692029 The day you open a '61 Cheval Blanc, that's the special occasion.

sideways
Try to be your normal, humorous self. The guy you were before the tailspin. Do you remember that guy? People love that guy.
691918 Please just try to be your normal humorous self, okay? Like who you were before the tailspin. Do you remember that guy? People love that guy. And don't forget -- your novel is coming out in the fall.

sideways
You don't understand my plight.
692436 You don't understand. The wedding bands. The wedding bands are in my wallet.

sideways
There he is. There's my boy. But who's your daddy? Who is yo' daddy?
692289 Yo! Yo! Here's my boy! Here's my boy! Who's your daddy, boy? Who is yo' daddy?

sideways
You're getting *married* on Saturday?
692272 Who's getting married?

signs
There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?
693603 I saw a monster. Can I have a glass of water?

signs
I don't want any of you spending time with Tracy Abernathy alone. Understand?
693758 I don't want any one of you spending time with Tracey Abernathy alone. Is that understood?

signs
It's not contaminated, you don't even know what that word means.
693563 You don't even know what that word means.

signs
You're wasting your time here. I'm not going to report this or anything you do to my crops to the police or news or anybody. You're not going to get famous.
693808 You're wasting your time here! I'm not going to report this or anything you do to me crops, to the news or TV or anybody! You're not going to get famous!

signs
Looks a little like our house doesn't it?
693872 Looks a little like our house doesn't it?

signs
One time, I was at this party... and I was sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. I turn back, and Amanda McKinney throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered.
693831 I was at this party once. I'm on a couch with Sara Mckinney. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful and staring at me. I go to lean in and kiss her and I realize I have gum in my mouth. I turn and take out the gum. Stuff it in my paper cup next to the sofa and turn around. Sara Mckinney throws up all over herself. I knew the second it happened. It was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. That would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered.

signs
Old Mrs. Kendleman twisted her ankle, as she puts it, diving for her life when a bunch of school kids rode down the sidewalk on skateboards. She went down to Thornton's store this morning and started spitting on the new skateboards. Spitting! By the time I got there, Mrs. Kendlemen had sprayed the whole damn place. And she must have had a cold or something. I'm telling you, I won't eat for a week. So, what happened to your crops?
693560 Mrs. Kindleman twisted her ankle as she put it, "diving for her life" when a bunch of school kids rode down the sidewalk on skateboards. She went down to Thorton's store this morning and started spitting on the new skateboards. Spitting! By the time I got there, Mrs. Kindleman had sprayed the whole damn place... She must have had a cold or something. It was enough to turn a grown man's stomach.

signs
Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away.
694110 And tell Merrill to swing away.

signs
Don't open my pantry, Father. I found one of them in there and I locked him in.
693902 And don't open my pantry Father. I locked one of them in there.

signs
It's like War of the Worlds.
693932 It's like War of the Worlds.

signs
See this is why we're not watching TV, people become obsessed.
693784 See this is why we're not watching those news reports. People get obsessed. I'm letting go now.

signs
You'll lose the signal.
693787 You'll lose the signal!

signs
There are a lot of things I can take, and some things I can't. But what I can't take is when my older brother, who's everything that I want to be, starts losing faith in things. I saw that look in your eyes last night. I don't ever want to see that look in your eyes again.
694064 Listen, there's things I can take and a couple things I can't and one of them I can't take, is when my older brother -- -- who is everything I want to be, starts losing faith in things. I saw your eyes last night. I don't want to ever see your eyes like that again, okay? I'm serious.

signs
The book says they're probably very good problem solvers. They'll find a way in.
694029 The book says they're probably very good problem solvers.

silence of the lambs
Closer, please. Clo-ser...
694184 Closer, please... Clo-ser...

silence of the lambs
There are three major centers for transsexual surgery - Johns Hopkins, University of Minnesota, and Columbus Medical Center.
694521 There are three major centers for transsexual surgery: Johns Hopkins, the University of Minnesota, and Columbus Medical center. I wouldn't be surprised if Billy has applied for sex reassignment at one or all of them, and been rejected.

silence of the lambs
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
694225 A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... Fly back to school, little Starling.

silence of the lambs
Advancement, of course. Listen carefully. Look deep within yourself, Clarice Starling. Go seek out Miss Mofet, an old patient of mine. M-o-f-e-t. Go now, I don't think Miggs could manage again quite so soon, even though he is crazy.  Go now!
694232 Advancement, of course. Go to Split City. See Miss Mofet, an old patient of mine. M-O-F-E-T... Now go. Go. I don't think Miggs could manage again so soon, even if he is crazy - do you?

silence of the lambs
Good evening, Clarice.
694630 Good afternoon, Clarice.

silence of the lambs
I am going to show you why we insist on such precautions. On the evening of July 8th, 1981, he complained of chest pains and was taken to the dispensary. His mouthpiece and restraints were removed for an EKG. When the nurse leaned over him, he did this to her.  The doctors managed to reset her jaw more or less. Saved one of her eyes. His pulse never got above 85, even when he ate her tongue.
694167 I'm going to show you why we insist on such precautions... On the afternoon of July 8, 1981, he complained of chest pains and was taken to the dispensary. His mouthpiece and restraints were removed for an EKG. When the nurse bent over him, he did this to her...

silence of the lambs
You still think you're going to walk on some beach and see the birdies? I don't think so. I called Senator Ruth Martin. She never heard of any deal with you. They scammed you, Hannibal.
694539 You still think you're going to walk on some beach, and see the birdies? I don't think so, Hannibal... I called Senator Ruth Martin, and she never heard of any deal with you. She never heard of Clarice Starling, either. They scammed you, Hannibal...

silence of the lambs
Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do you understand me?
694165 Do not reach through the bars, do not touch the bars. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pens or pencils. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. Do not accept anything he attempts to hold out to you. Do you understand me?

silence of the lambs
Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?
694877 Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming...?

silence of the lambs
Look at it, Starling. Tell me what you see.
694346 Talk about him, Starling. Tell me what you see.

silence of the lambs
Ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry.
694702 I'm ready when you are, Officer Pembry.

silence of the lambs
People will say we're in love.
694634 People will say we're in love. Pity you tried to fool me, isn't it? Pity for poor Catherine. Tick-tock...

silence of the lambs
I graduated from UVa, Captain; it's not exactly a charm school.
694163 I graduated magna from UVA, Doctor. It's not a charm school.

silence of the lambs
You know, we get a lot of detectives here, but I must say I can't ever remember one as attractive.
694156 You know, we get a lot of detectives here, but I must say, I can't ever remember one so attractive...

silence of the lambs
Welcome to Memphis Dr. Lecter, I'm Lieutenant Boyle, this is Sergeant Patrick. Now we'll treat you as good as you treat us, you be a gentleman and you'll get three hots and a cot.
694577 Welcome to Memphis, Dr. Lecter. I'm Officer Boyle, this is Officer Pembry. We aim to treat you just as nice as you treat us. Act like a gentlemen, you'll get three hots and a cot.

silence of the lambs
Hester Mofet. It's an anagram, isn't it, Doctor? Hester Mofet, "The rest of me". "Miss the rest of me," meaning that you rented that garage?
694279 Hester Mofet... "The rest of me." Miss The-Rest-of-Me... Meaning, you rented that place.

silence of the lambs
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!
694303 I don't know. Is it?

silence of the lambs
You're very frank, Clarice. I think it would be quite something to know you in private life.
694501 You're very frank, Clarice. I think - it would be quite something to know you in private life.

silver bullet
Suicides go to hell. Especially if they're pregnant. And I don't even care.
694948 Suicides go to hell. Especially if they're pregnant. And I don't even care.

silver bullet
Damn cripples. Always ending up on welfare. I'd electrocute 'em all if there weren't so goddamn many.
694987 Goddamn cripples always end up on welfare. Ought to electrocute all of 'em. Balance the fucking budget.

silver bullet
I feel like a virgin on prom night.
695330 I feel like a horse's ass.

silver bullet
I'm a little too old to be playing "Hardy Boys meet Reverend Werewolf"!
695230 No thank you, Jane. I'm a little old for palying the Hardy Boys Meet the Catholic Werewolf.

silver bullet
There are no such things as werewolves!
695183 There are no such things as werewolves. Please, dear boy, have some pity.

silverado
Mister, you got a lot to learn about people.
695619 Mister, you got a lot to learn about people.

silverado
I want to build something. Make things grow. That takes hard work. A lifetime of it. That's not why a man comes to a pretty woman. After a while I won't be so pretty. But this land will be.
695656 I want to build something, make things grow. That takes hard work -- a lifetime of it. That's not why men come to a pretty woman.

silverado
Excuse me, Sheriff, I'm a gambler who'd like to run an honest game in your town. To whom do I speak about that?  I hope it's not this gentleman.
695783 Excuse me, Sheriff. I'm a gambler who would like to run an honest game in your town. To whom do I speak about that?  I hope it's not this gentleman.

silverado
I guess you couldn't hear us comin'.  He's practicin' so hard for a fight, he missed the whole thing.
695928 Guess you couldn't hear us coming.  He was practicing so hard for a fight, he missed the whole thing.

silverado
The world is what you make of it, friend. If it doesn't fit, you make alterations.
695713 The world is what you make of it, friend. If it doesn't fit, you make alterations.

silverado
Mind? You bring a posse to my best hideout and you ask me if I mind? Mister, I don't know any of those names. You're about to die.
695605 You brought a posse to my best hideout and you want to know if I mind. Mister, I don't know any of those names and you're about to die.

silverado
You used to ride with that guy?
695786 You used to ride with that guy?

silverado
Now, I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead.
695930 I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead. Drop your guns.

silverado
I think there's only a couple of guys up there and this asshole is one of 'em.
695616 I think there's only a couple of guys up there and this asshole's one of them.

silverado
Come on, boys! Jake's in town! Let's start the ball!
696100 Come on out, boys! Jake's in town! Let's start the ball!

silverado
If I find any cattle on our land, I'm gonna start carvin' them into steaks. And believe me, that's one thing I know about.
695701 If I find any cattle on our land after tomorrow, I'm going to start carving them into steaks. And believe me, that's one thing I know about.

silverado
Get Kyle and Dusty over here. And keep your eyes open! I'm runnin' out of deputies.
696068 Get Kyle and Dusty over here. And keep your eyes open. I'm running out of deputies.

silverado
Calvin Stanhope. But my mother used to call me "Slick."
695832 Calvin Stanhope... but my mother called me Slick.

sister act
Brace yourself, sisters. Spread out and look for Mary Clarence. Try to blend in.
698058 Spread out and look for Mary Clarence. Try to blend in.

sister act
This is a sin, it's a wicked indulgence. Didn't they have any butter pecan?
697853 It's a sin. It's a wicked indulgence. Is this butter almond?

sister act
What are you gonna do? Stick me in a bag and bury me? Forget it!
697247 What're you gonna do, put me in a bag and bury me?

sister act
I was thinking "Vegas", you know, "Get some butts in the seats."
697706 I was thinking Las Vegas. Get some butts in those seats.

slash
I was just yankin' your chain.
698978 I'm just yankin' your chain!

slash
Well Daddy, it's harvest time.
699510 Well Daddy... it's harvest time.

sleepless in seattle
Your destiny can be your doom. Look at me and my Rick.
699967 Your destiny can be your doom.

sleepless in seattle
A ho! A ho! My dad's been captured by a ho!
700111 My dad's been captured by a ho.

sleepless in seattle
Sam... It's nice to meet you.
700429 It's nice to meet you.

sleepy hollow
The horseman was a Hessian mercenary sent to the shores by German princes to keep Americans under the yoke of England. But unlike his compatriots, who came for money, the horseman came for love of carnage.
700502 The Horseman... he was a Hessian mercenary, sent to our shores by German princes to help keep Americans under the thumb of England. However, unlike his compatriots who came as muscle in trade for currency, he came willingly. For love of carnage.

sling blade
Reckon you make me some biscuits.
701684 Do you reckon you can make me some biscuits?

sling blade
Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye.
701991 Yes ma'am. I need the police over here at the Wheatley house. I've killed somebody with a mower blade. Yes ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks. That second time just plumb near cut his head in two. Hits a little old yeller house right on the corner of Marigold Street and some other street. They's a red pickup truck out front says DOYLE HARGRAVES CONSTRUCTION on it. I'll be a settin' here waitin' on ye. Beside sendin' the police, Doyle said you might want to send a ambulance or a hearse. Thank ye.

sling blade
I like them French fried potaters.
701361 I like them french-fried potaters.

sling blade
There was a young man by the name of John Leggit Hunter who ran a filling station business, a good filling station business and he's one of these young men we all come across in life, I'm sure you've come across 'em, who did not deserve what he had and what he had was a beautiful young bride named Sarah. She was a Georgia peach. In fact, she was the picture I had in my mind of the perfect woman so I took it upon myself to take her away from John Leggit Hunter who did not deserve her. Oh, I don't know if I mentioned this but he was a Frenchman who claimed to be an Englishman. It took a lot of strong nylon cord to get her away from him because she was a fighter as well as being a Georgia peach.
701190 There was a young man named John Liggit Hunter who was in the filling station business and a good filling station business. He was one of those young men that we run across so often in life. I'm sure you've run across them, that didn't deserve the things he had. One of those things was his beautiful bride, Sarah. She was a Georgia Peach. As a matter of fact she looked more like the picture I've had in my head than any woman I've ever seen. I took it upon myself to take her away from John Liggit Hunter, who didn't deserve her. I'm not sure if I mentioned that he was a Frenchman who claimed to be an Englishman. It took some very strong nylon cord to take her away from him. She was a fighter as well as a Georgia Peach.

sling blade
There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
701682 Two fellers was on a bridge a takin' a leak and one feller says the water was cold and the other said it was deep water. One of 'em came from Arkansas, I believe.

sling blade
A shovel just makes too goddamned much racket.
701198 A shovel just makes too goddamn much racket.

sling blade
You gotta make something explode to really understand it. You gotta examine all those tiny particles while they're still on fire.
701210 You have to make something explode to truly understand it. You have to examine the tiny particles while they're on fire.

sling blade
If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna go out of my mind. Besides, Karl here is liable to bust his spring. He's already off balance.
701625 If y'all don't shut up I'm gonna go out of my mind. And plus you're liable to bust a spring in Karl's head. He's already off balance.

slither
Something's wrong with me.
702344 Something's wrong with me.

slither
Don't let them in your mouth!
702363 Don't let 'em in your mouths!

slither
Open the door, Jellybean
702408 Open the door, sweetie. I know we don't look so good, but your mommy and daddy love you.

slither
The little fuckers are tearing me apart!
702360 Little fuckers are tearing me aparrrr- !

slither
Now, I don't care what kind of leprosy you got. We need to find that girl. Now, you can make this peaceful, or you can make it hard.
702330 You stop right there, you son of a bitch. I don't care what kinda leprosy you got. We need to find that girl. Now you can make this peaceful, or you can make it hard.

slither
Grant looks like a squid, don't know where he's gonna hide... Seaworld maybe.
702249 Dude's a half-squid. Ain't many places he can hide. Sea World, maybe.

slumdog millionaire
My enemy's enemy is a friend.
703146 My enemy's enemy is my friend, no? So, come in, friend.

slumdog millionaire
When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer.
703179 When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer.

slumdog millionaire
Baali, keep up! The chaiwalah knows more than you.
703193 - thank you, Jamal. Keep up, Bardi. The chi-wallah knows more than you.

slumdog millionaire
Shut up! The man with the Colt 45 says shut up!
703169 The man with the Colt 45 says chup.

slumdog millionaire
I thought we'd be together only in death.
703558 I thought we would meet again only in death.

slumdog millionaire
Well, well. The Slumdog Barks.
702832 Well, well. The slum dog barks. Money or women. The reason for most mistakes in life. Looks like you got mixed up with both. Srinivas, you need the exercise: a trip to VT Station to check on the statue. And lock your bloody bike up.

slumdog millionaire
The guide book was written by a bunch of lazy good-for-nothing Indian beggars!
702946 With respect, Madam, the guide book is written by a bunch of lazy, good-for-nothing, Indian beggars.

smokey and the bandit
Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' out yo ass!
704962 What are you gonna do when you get home?

smokey and the bandit
Hoss, you ain't gonna believe this, but that cray sombitch just tried to drive right up under my truck!
704710 He ain't gonna get nothin' but a brief mention in the obituary column.

smokin' aces
My name is Vitolli, how can I be of assistance?
705367 My name is Vitoli. How can I be of assistance.

smokin' aces
Don't worry, I forgive you Darwin.
705331 ...I forgive you Darwin.

smokin' aces
The ho train has left the station.
705533 Alright, the ho train is exiting the station. They're coming to you...

smokin' aces
Oh hell yeah, we was just at the wrong place at the wrong time, so don't feel so bad, chief.
705335 Oh hell yeah. We's just in the wrong place at the wrong time. So don't feel so bad dude.

smokin' aces
You makin' a nigga fall hard, man...
705745 Damn baby girl, you makin' a nigga fall hard now.

smokin' aces
Uh, no. No. That area is currently under construction.
705393 No, I'm sorry, the penthouse is currently under construction.

snatch
You can keep the 10 grand, along with the body. But if I see you again - YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! - Well, look at him.
706336 He's your problem now. You can keep the" ten grand along with the body, but if I see you again...well look at him.

snatch
Are you taking the piss?
706181 Are you taking the piss?

snatch
You aren't exactly Mister Current Affairs are you, Tommy? "Mad Fist" went mad, and "The Gun," shot himself.
706107 You're not exactly Mr Current Affairs, are you Tommy? Mad Fist went mad, and the "Gun" shot himself.

snatch
I fail to recognize the correlation between losing ten grand, hospitalizing Gorgeous, and a good deal.
706102 Tell me the correlation between a hospitalized boxer and a good deal?

snatch
Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.
705860 Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can hit him with it.

snatch
You fucking idiots. He could not know my name.
706333 You fuckin idiots. He couldn't know who I am. Now open the case and give me.the stone.

snatch
I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window. What does it look like I'm doin'?
706567 I am driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I am doing you penis?

snatch
Well, why didn't you just  "bust a cap in his ass," Tommy?
706457 Why didn't you "bus a cap in his ass" then Tommy? Mind you, you would do more damage if you threw it at him.

snatch
Wow! That's a great load off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course!
706507 But would you mind very much telling me who the' fuck you are? Other than a man that feeds people to pigs of course.

snatch
It's an unlicensed boxing match. It's not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other.
705910 It's an unlicensed boxing match Tommy, not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other.

so i married an axe murderer
Lighten up, Charlie. You've got a pickle up your ass again.
708358 Ah, Charlie, lighten up. You've got a pickle up your ass.

so i married an axe murderer
Alright, give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in.
708072 Come give your old man a kiss or I'll kick your teeth in.

so i married an axe murderer
Fine. Go. You've stayed your hour.
708119 Fine. Go! You've stayed your hour.

so i married an axe murderer
You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.
708172 You know Scotland has it's own martial arts. It's called FUCKU. It's mostly head butting and kicking people when they're on the ground.

solaris
We take off into the cosmos, ready for anything - - solitude, hardship, exhaustion, death. We're proud of outselves. But when you think about it, our enthusiasm's a sham. We don't want other worlds; we want mirrors.
708857 We take off into the cosmos, ready for anything: solitude, hardship, exhaustion, death. We're proud of ourselves, in a way. But our enthusiasm is a sham. We don't want to conquer the cosmos -- we want to extend the boundaries of Earth to the cosmos. We are only seeking Man. We don't want Other Worlds. We want mirrors. Maybe we don't need to know what it is, or why. Maybe just knowing that it is should be enough.

some like it hot
Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!
710083 Who are we kidding? Look at that -- look how she moves -- it's like jello on springs -- they must have some sort of a built-in motor. I tell you it's a whole different sex.

some like it hot
Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!
711035 Real diamonds. They must be worth their weight in gold. Are you always this generous?

some like it hot
How about the shape of that liquor cabinet?
710163 How about the shape of that liquor cabinet?

some like it hot
So you got pinched in the elevator, so what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?
710488 So you got pinched in the elevator. So what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?

some like it hot
I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste.
710354 Oh, I don't care how rich he is -- as long as he has a yacht and his own private railroad car and his own toothpaste.

some like it hot
Thank you, fellow opera-lovers. It's been ten years since I elected myself president of dis organization... an' if I say so myself, you made duh right choice. Let's look at duh record: In duh lass fissel year we made a hundred an' twelve million dollars before taxes... only we ain't paying no taxes!
711091 Thank you, fellow opera-lovers. It's been ten years since I elected myself president of this organization -- and if I say so myself, you made the right choice. Let's look at the record. We have fought off the crackpots who want to repeal Prohibition and destroy the American home -- by bringing the corner saloon. We have stamped out the fly-by-night operators who endangered public health by brewing gin in their own bathtubs, which is very unsanitary. We have made a real contribution to national prosperity -- we are helping the automobile industry by buying all those trucks, the glass industry by using all those bottles, and the steel industry -- you know, all those corkscrews. And what's good for the country is good for us. In the last fiscal year, our income was a hundred and twelve million dollars before taxes -- only we ain't paying no taxes.

some like it hot
Where did you pick up that cheap trick?
710943 Where did you pick up that cheap trick?  Come on, boys.

some like it hot
All right, driver, once around the park, slowly, and keep your eyes on the road.
710445 All right, driver. Once around the park. Slowly. And keep your eyes on the road.

someone to watch over me
Let me watch over *you* tonight.
711744 You're tired. Let me watch over you tonight...

something's gotta give
Erica, you are a woman to love.
712824 Erica... You are a woman to love.

something's gotta give
Must we go through this every time? Come here.
713093 Must we go through this every time? Come here...

something's gotta give
Harry, your heart attack could be the best thing that's ever happened to me!
712878 Hey, your heart attack could be the best thing that ever happened to me.

something's gotta give
I'm like the dumb girl that doesn't get it. I've never been the dumb girl before. It ain't so great.
712967 o you? Okay. Oh, God... I'm like the dumb girl who doesn't get it. I've never been the dumb girl before. It ain't so great.

something's gotta give
I got you something GREAT at the farmstand...
713072 I got you something great at the farm stand.

something's gotta give
Schmucks are people too.
713114 Schmucks are people too you know. Death doesn't seem a little harsh?

something's gotta give
These are for you to give me when you apologize.
713073 These are for you to give me when you apologize.

something's gotta give
How great is it for you that im not intimidated by your brilliance?
713092 How great is it that I'm not intimidated by your brilliance?

south park
I'm going to pluck you up!
713976 I'm going to the movies! To see the brighter side of life! I'm going to the movies Everything's gonna be alright! Forget my troubles Put my own life on hold Let a studio tell me how to view the world!

south park
Ow! That Hurt, you butt licker!
714509 OW!! That HURT GOD DAMMI-

south park: bigger longer & uncut
Dammit! It never gets any easier!
715433 Damn it!  It never gets any easier! Anybody get the score of that Broncos game?

south park: bigger longer & uncut
Wow, I guess you can light a fart on fire, huh?
715409 Wow, I guess you CAN do that!

south park: bigger longer & uncut
We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.
715429 Great... Son, I have some bad news.  We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato.  You have about seven seconds to live.

south park: bigger longer & uncut
Bombs are flying, people are dying, children are crying, politicians are lying too. Cancer is killing, Texaco's spilling, the whole world's gone to hell, but how are you?
716112 <b>Bombs are flying People are dying Children are crying Politicians are lying too Cancer is killing Texaco is spilling The whole world's gone to hell But how are you?</b>

south park: bigger longer & uncut
I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.
715475 I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon!

south park: bigger longer & uncut
Shut of ze power Cartman, zis is very important Cartman.
716113 Shut of ze Power, Cartman. Zis is very important, Cartman... Stupid British piece of shi-  OW!

south park: bigger longer & uncut
I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.
715987 Boy, I can't wait for our first shore- leave so I can go get me some poontang.

south park: bigger longer & uncut
Ya like that, don't ya, bitch?
715833 Yeah, you like that, don't you bitch?

south park: bigger longer & uncut
And I don't know what I've been told / Canadian pussy is mighty cold.
716025 Canadian pussy is mighty cold!

south park: bigger longer & uncut
All right, now let's trying to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard?
715748 Okay, now let's try to get an answer from somebody who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on don't be shy...

south park: bigger longer & uncut
This little scrotum sucker deceived us.
715485 This little scrotum sucker willfully deceived us!  You are a bad man!

south park: bigger longer & uncut
Fuck Gregory. Fuck him right in the ear!
716398 No, dude. Fuck him. Fuck him in the ear.

spanglish
There are some mistakes you cannot risk when you have children.
718220 Ahhhhhhh. There are some mistakes you cannot risk when you have kids...Please, are you ready to go?

spanglish
I couldn't hear you. There was a crack in the planet. WOW... that was noisy!
718046 Well there was the crack in the planet. That was noisy...

spanglish
Flor! Look at this child! You could make a fortune doing surrogate pregnancy!
717661 Look at this child..Flor, you could make a fortune at surrogate pregnancy....

spanglish
Lately, your low self-esteem is just good common sense.
718026 Honey, lately your low self-esteem is just good common sense.

spanglish
Don't translate asides.
717627 Don't translate asides.

speed racer
Maybe Royalton is right. Maybe racing really is all about the business, and anyone who doesn't understand that is just a chump.
720431 But maybe racing isn't about being happy. Maybe Remmington's right and it's all about business and anyone who doesn't understand that is just a chump.

speed racer
God, you sound like Rex! You wanna die like him, too? Will that make you happy?
720658 God, you sound like Rex. Do you want to die like him too? Will that make you happy?

speed racer
This isn't a race; it's a showdown.
721016 This ain't a race. It's a showdown.

speed racer
I finally understand it now, Trix. I know why he left us. He was trying to change this rotten business and they killed him for it.
720552 He was trying to change this rotten business and they killed him for it.

speed racer
Racing's in our blood. Like for Pops, it isn't just a sport. It's way more important than that. It's like a religion. And in our house, the major sponsors are kind of like the devil. I don't mean to offend you, sir, and I do appreciate your offer, but after all we've been through, I don't think this kind of deal is for me.
720364 But for Pops, it isn't just a sport. It's way more important than that. It's like a religion and in our house, the Major Sponsors are kinda like the devil. The coldness in Remmington's eyes belies his smile.

speed racer
Ok, Mr. 2-time-Grand-Prix-5-time-WRL-future-Hall-of-Fame... teach me something.
721037 Ok Mr. Two Time Grand Prix, Five time WRL, future Hall of Fame, teach me something.

speed racer
Folks, I knew Rex Racer and if he's up there somewhere watching this race, you can bet your ass he's damn proud of his little brother.
720063 --Folks, I knew Rex Racer and if he's up there somewhere watching this race, you can bet your ass, he's damn proud of his little brother.

speed racer
Stop steering and start driving. This ain't no dead piece of metal. A car's a living, breathing thing, and she's alive. Feel it talking to you. Telling you what she wants, what she needs. All you gotta do is listen. Close your eyes and listen.
719952 This ain't no dead piece a metal. A car's a living breathing thing. She's alive. You can feel her talking to you, telling you what she wants, what she needs. You just gotta listen. Speed tries to listen.

speed racer
Don't take it out on me because you feel guilty about what happened to Rex!
720659 Don't take it out on me because you feel guilty for what happened to Rex.

speed racer
I know he blew up at Fuji, but this kid is flat out magic!
720595 I know he blew up at Fugi, but this kid is flat out magic!

speed racer
Speed Racer, slow down!
719937 Speed Racer, slow down!

speed racer
Interesting that you and your father were so moved by the '43 Prix. One of the great finishes in the history of racing, right? Everyone remembers Burns and Stickleton slugging it out. But who remembers Carl Potts? Driving this rebuilt Wittigan for lodyne Industries, Potts spun out in the second lap and went down as a DNF, a forgettable and pathetic finish, so bad that afterwards, lodyne stock dropped six points. But as Ben Burns sat guzzling cold, fresh milk in Victory Lane, a thousand cameras taking his picture, Sirrus Aeronautics saw almost a 12-point gain, which immediately blocked Penninsula Power Cell from being able to afford the price of a complete takeover. This put Joel Goldman, the CEO of lodyne, Inc., in the exact position he wanted to be in. By first buying controlling interest in his own company at a devalued price, he then brokered a merger with Sirrus that immediately sent lodyne into the gains record book, the only record book that matters. Look out that window. There isn't a single plane or helicopter or K-Harrier that isn't powered by lodyne fuel cells. That's what racing is about. It has nothing to do with cars or drivers. All that matters is power, and the unassailable might of money!
720371 Meanwhile, Ben Burns sat guzzling cold fresh milk in victory lane, a thousand cameras taking his picture, Sirrus Aeronautics saw almost a twelve point gain which immediately block Penninsula Power Cell from being able to afford the price of a complete take-over. This put Joel Goldman, the CEO of Iodyne Inc. in the exact position he wanted to be in. By first buying controlling interest in his own company at a devalued price, he then brokered a merger with Sirrus that immediately sent Iodyne into the gains record book-- the only record book that matters. Look out that window, there isn't a single plane or helicopter or K- Harrier that isn't powered by Iodyne fuel cells. That's what racing is about. It has nothing to do with cars, or drivers. All that matters is power and the unassailable might of money. His greed is as tangible as any drug.

spider-man
Do I get to say thank you this time?
722772 Hey! Don't I get to say thank you this time?

spider-man
Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.
722947 But I can't. I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility."

stalag 17
All right then, gentlemen, we are all friends again. And with Christmas coming on I have a special treat for you. I'll have you all deloused for the holidays and I'll have a little Christmas tree for every barrack. You will like that.
724073 All right, then, gentlemen. We are all friends again. And with Christmas coming on, I have a special treat for you. I'll have you all deloused for the holidays. And I'll have a little tree for every barrack. You will like that.

stalag 17
It's no use, Schulz, you might as well come clean. Why don't you just tell them it's me, because I'm really the illegitimate son of Hitler, and after the Germans win the war, you're going to make me the Gauleiter of Zinzinnati!
724234 No use, Schulz. You might as well come clean. Why don't you just tell 'em it's me. Because I'm really the illegitimate son of Hitler. And after the Germans win the war you'll make me the Gauleiter of Zinzinnati.

stalag 17
What's the matter with you, Security? You were always so calm. Especially when you let Manfredi and Johnson go out there.
724904 What's the matter with you, Security? You were always so calm. Especially when you let Manfredi and Johnson go out there.  Open the hatch.

stalag 17
You got yourselves the wrong guy. Because I'm tellin ya the Krauts wouldn't plant two stoolies in one barracks. And whatever you do to me, you'll have to do all over again when you find the right guy!
724520 It adds up that you got yourselves the wrong guy. Because I'm telling you. The Krauts wouldn't plant two stoolies in one barrack. And whatever you do to me you're going to have to do all over again when you find the right guy.

stalag 17
If I ever run into any of you bums on a street corner, just let's pretend we've never met before.
724884 One more word. If I ever run into any of you bums on a street corner, just let's pretend we never met before. Understand?

stalag 17
I believe it. My wife says, "Darling, you won't believe it, but I found the most adorable baby on our doorstep and I've decided to keep it for our very own. Now you won't believe it, but it's got exactly my eyes and nose." Why does she keep saying I won't believe it? I believe it! I believe it.
724344 My wife.  'Darling, you won't believe it, but I found the most adorable baby on our doorstep and I have decided to keep it for our own. Now, you won't believe it, but it's got exactly my eyes and nose...' Why does she always say I won't believe it? I believe it!

stalag 17
Bah! One Fuhrer is enough!
724435 Ach! One Fuehrer is enough! Now please, gentlemen! Take off the mustaches immediately. Or do you want me arrested by the Gestapo?

stalag 17
Curtains would do wonders for this barracks. You will not get them.
724540 Curtains would do wonders for this barrack.  You will not get them.

star trek
I've never beamed three people from two targets onto one pad before! I thought that was pretty good!
725822 Never beamed two targets from two places onto the same pad before! That was pretty good!

star trek
I don't feel right. I feel like I'm leaking!
725281 I don't know, but I like him.

star trek
I like this ship! You know, it's exciting!
725707 I like this ship. It's exciting.

star trek
Ensign Authorization code: nine-five-wictor-wictor-two!
725339 Yessir, happy to. Ensign authorization code: Nine-Five- Wictor Wictor-Two--

star trek
4 years? I'll do it in three.
725162 Four years? I'm gonna do it in three.

star trek
Captain's log, Stardate: two two five eight point four two... four... uh, whatever. Acting Captain Spock has marooned me on Delta Vega, in what I believe is a violation of Security Protocol 49.09 governing the treatment of prisoners on-board a starship.
725551 Acting Captain Spock -- whose only form of expression's apparently limited to his left damn eyebrow -- has marooned me on Delta Vega in what I believe to be a violation of security protocol 49.09, governing the treatment of prisoners aboard a st--

star trek
You will always be a child of two worlds. I am grateful for this, and for you.
725732 You will always be a child of two worlds. I am grateful for that. And for you. And not only because you are all I have left of her.

star trek
It appears that you have been keeping important information from me...
725797 It appears you've been keeping rather important information from me.

star trek
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life-forms and new civilizations; to boldly go where no one has gone before.
725876 Space... the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission... to explore strange new worlds... to seek out new life forms, and new civilizations... To boldly go, where no one has gone... before...

star trek
Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
725509 If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains -- however improbable -- must be the truth.

star trek
Kirk, you're coming too, you're not supposed to be here anyway...
725415 Then come with me -- Kirk, you too-- you're not supposed to be here anyway. Radio the engine room, have Chief Engineer Olsen meet us at Shuttle Bay Five.

star trek
I can't wait to kick some Romulan arse!
725434 I am pumped to kick some Romulan ass! No joke. BRING IT ON!

star trek
Mr. Chekov, set a course... for home.
725319 Set course for Vulcan.

star trek first contact
You are an imperfect being, created by an imperfect being. Finding your weakness is only a matter of time.
727951 You are an imperfect being... created by an imperfect being. Finding your weakness is only a matter of time.

star trek first contact
Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. But, now they are all Borg.
727948 Brave words. I've heard them before from thousands of species across thousands of worlds... since long before you were created.

star trek first contact
I am the beginning. The end. The one who is many. I am the Borg.
728063 I am the beginning... the end. I am the one who is many. I am the Borg.

star trek generations
I hope, for your sake, that you were initiating a mating ritual.
728814 I hope for your sake that you are initiating a mating ritual.

star trek generations
Who am I to argue with the captain of the Enterprise?
729157 How can I argue with the Captain of the Enterprise? What was the name of that Planet... Veridian III?

star trek generations
Ugh! Human females are so repulsive.
728981 Human females are so repulsive.

star trek generations
Now, if you'll have to excuse me, Captain. I have an appointment with eternity and I don't want to be late.
729042 Now, if you'll excuse me, Captain, I have an appointment with eternity and I don't want to be late.

star trek generations
Least I could do for the captain of the enterprise.
729171 Least I could do...for a Captain of the Enterprise.

star trek generations
Risk is part of the game if you want to sit in that chair.
728545 Risk is part of the game if you want to sit in that chair.

star trek generations
Open sesame! You could say I have a magnetic personality.
728745 You could say I have a... magnetic personality.

star trek iii: the search for spock
Jim. Your name... is Jim.
730872 ... Jim... Your name is Jim.

star trek iii: the search for spock
DON'T call me "Tiny."
730498 Don't call me Tiny.

star trek iii: the search for spock
How many have paid the price for your impatience? How many have died? How much damage have you done, and what is yet to come?
730478 And how many have paid the price for your impatience? How many have died? How much damage have you done... And what is yet to come?

star trek iii: the search for spock
If he thinks he can get away with warp drive... he's in for a shock.  Prepare for warp speed stand by transwarp drive!
730569 No way, Kirk.  Prepare for Warp Speed! Standby Transwarp Drive!

star trek iii: the search for spock
The needs of the one outweighed the needs of the many.
730867 Because... the needs of the one outweighed the needs of the many.

star trek iii: the search for spock
Klingon bastard! You killed my son!
730721 You Klingon bastard! You've killed my <U>son</U>...!

star trek iv: the voyage home
What does it mean, "exact change"?
731196 What does it mean, exact change?

star trek iv: the voyage home
Everybody remember where we parked.
731168 Everyone remember where we parked.

star trek iv: the voyage home
Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.
731307 He's harmless.  Back in the sixties he was part of the Free Speech movement at Berkeley. I think he did too much LDS.

star trek iv: the voyage home
It is difficult to answer, when one does not understand the question.
730998 It is difficult to answer if you do not understand the question.  Mr. President, perhaps you should transmit a planet distress signal, while we still have time.

star trek iv: the voyage home
Maybe he's singing to that man.
731238 Maybe he's singing to the man.

star trek iv: the voyage home
May fortune favor the foolish.
731106 May fortune favor the foolish.  Mr. Sulu, Warp Speed!

star trek iv: the voyage home
Hello, Alice. Welcome to "Wonderland".
731536 Hello, Alice. Welcome to wonderland.

star trek iv: the voyage home
I'm ready, Spock! Let's go find George and Gracie!
731636 I'm ready Spock. Let's go find George and Gracie...

star trek iv: the voyage home
Admiral, there be whales here!
731698 Admiral! There be whales here!

star trek iv: the voyage home
Admiral, if we were to assume these whales were ours to do with as we pleased, we would be as guilty as those who caused their extinction.
731245 Admiral, if we were to assume these. whales are ours to do with as we please, we would be as guilty as those who caused their extinction.

star trek iv: the voyage home
Our mission? Spock, you're talking about the end of every life on Earth! You're half human.  Haven't you got any goddamn feelings about THAT?
731469 Our <u>mission</u>! Goddam it, Spock, you're talking about the end of every life on Earth! You're half human, haven't you got any goddamned feelings about <u>that</u>!!

star trek iv: the voyage home
This is an extremely primitive and paranoid culture.
731160 This is an extremely primitive and paranoid culture. Mr. Chekov, issue a phaser and communicator to each team.  We'll maintain radio silence except in emergency, all transmissions to be preceded by three coded bleeps. Anyone in uniform, get rid of your rank insignia.  Any questions?  All right, let's do our job and get out of here. Our own world is waiting for us to save it if we can.

star trek iv: the voyage home
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
731328 Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?

star trek iv: the voyage home
I am Pavel Chekov, a commander in Starfleet. United Federation of Planets Service Number 656-5827D.
731493 My name is Pavel Chekov. I am a Lt. Commander in Starfleet, United Federation of Planets, service number 656-5827b.

star trek nemesis
To absent friends... To family.
732619 To absent friends... o family.

star trek nemesis
Come to dinner, tomorrow on Romulus. Just the two of us. Or should I say... just the one of us?
732147 Come to dinner on Romulus tomorrow. Just the two of us. Or just the one of us.

star trek nemesis
Captain's personal log, supplemental. We're heading toward Federation space at maximum warp. The crew has responded with the dedication I've come to expect of them. And like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn.
732418 Captain's Personal Log. Supplemental. We're heading toward Federation space at maximum warp. The crew has responded with the dedication I've come to expect of them. And like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields throughout history, I wait for the dawn.

star trek nemesis
You have the bridge... Mr. Troi.
731937 You have the bridge, Mister Troi!

star trek nemesis
Eventually I was treated, and now I can hear as well as you can, Captain. I can see as well as you can. I can feel everything you feel. In fact... I feel *exactly* what you feel. Don't I, Jean-Luc?
732144 I can see as well as you can. I can feel everything you feel. In fact, I feel exactly what you feel. Don't I, Jean Luc?

star trek nemesis
I'm trying to believe you, Shinzon. If there is one ideal that the Federation holds most dear, it is that all men, all races can be united. What better example? A Starfleet captain, standing in the Romulan Senate. Nothing would make me more proud than to take your hand in friendship - in time... when that trust has been earned.
732222 If there's one ideal the Federation holds most dear it's that all men, all races, can be united. From the first time the Vulcans came to Earth we've sought a future of peace. Nothing would make me more proud than to take your hand in friendship. In time. When trust has been earned.

star trek nemesis
You're too slow, old man.
732456 You're too slow, old man. Attack pattern Shinzon Theta.

star trek nemesis
For now we see but through a glass darkly.
732432 "For now we see but through a glass darkly..." He said he's a mirror.

star trek nemesis
I will always be puzzled by the human predilection for piloting vehicles at unsafe velocities.
731940 I will always be baffled by the human predilection for piloting vehicles at unsafe velocities.

star trek nemesis
Ladies and gentlemen, and invited transgendered species...
731843 Ladies and Gentlemen and invited Tran gendered species... In my study of Terran and Betazoid conjugal rites I have discovered it is traditional to present the "happy couple" with a gift. Given Commander Riker's affection for archaic musical forms I have elected to present the following as my gift in honor of their conjugation.

star trek nemesis
I'm glad we're together now. Our destiny's complete.
732606 I'm glad we're together now -- our destiny is complete.

star trek nemesis
I'll show you my true nature - *our* nature. And as Earth dies, remember, I will always, forever, be Shinzon of Remus. And my voice shall echo through time long after yours has faded to a dim memory!
732497 I'll show you my true nature. Your nature. And as Earth dies -- remember that I'm forever Shinzon of Remus! And my voice will echo through time long after yours has faded to a dim memory.

star trek nemesis
I'm with you, Imzadi. I'll always be with you now!
732173 I'm with you, Imzadi...

star trek nemesis
Can you learn to see in the dark, Captain?
732448 Can you learn to see in the dark, Captain?

star trek nemesis
You know, all things considered, Data, I think you have nicer eyes.
731981 I think you have nicer eyes.

star trek nemesis
I think it's time to try some unsafe velocities.
731971 Shall we try some "unsafe velocities?"

star trek nemesis
Some ideals are worth dying for, aren't they, Jean-Luc?
732583 Some ideals are worth dying for, aren't they, Jean Luc?

star trek nemesis
Why do you have a shiny head?
731967 You have a shiny head.

star trek the motion picture
My oath of celibacy is on record, Captain.
732790 My oath of celibacy is on record Captain. May I assume my duties?

star trek the motion picture
Damn it, Bones, I need you. Badly!
732807 Bones, I need you badly.

star trek the motion picture
Enterprise, what we got back didn't live long... fortunately.
732753 Enterprise... what we got back didn't live long. Fortunately.

star trek the motion picture
Each of us... at some time in our lives, turns to someone - a father, a brother, a God... and asks..."Why am I here? What was I meant to be?"
733333 Each of us, at some time in our life, turns to someone, a father, a brother, a God and asks 'Why am I here?' 'What was I meant to be?' V'ger hopes to touch its Creator to find its answers.

star trek the motion picture
Jim... This... simple feeling is beyond V'ger's comprehension.
733208 This simple feeling... ... is so far beyond V'ger's comprehension.

star trek the motion picture
We all create God in our own image.
733267 Of course: we all create God in our own image.

star trek v: the final frontier
Damn it, Bones, you're a doctor. You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with a wave of a magic wand. They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away! I need my pain!
733941 Damnit, Bones, you're a doctor. You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with a wave of a magic wand. They're things we carry with us - the things that make us who we are. If we lost them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away. I need my pain.

star trek v: the final frontier
I've always known I'll die alone.
733512 I've always known... I'll die alone.

star trek v: the final frontier
USS Enterprise, shakedown crew's report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess whose job it is to make it right.
733462 U.S.S. Enterprise, shakedown cruise report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. She's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open. And guess whose job it is to make it right?

star trek v: the final frontier
Excuse me... Excuse me... I just wanted to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?
734018 You have not answered his question. What does God need with a starship?

star trek v: the final frontier
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.
734080 Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons.

star trek v: the final frontier
Why does God need a starship?
734005 What does God need with a starship?

star trek v: the final frontier
Well, don't just stand there. God's a busy man!
733977 Well, don't just stand there. God's a busy man.

star trek v: the final frontier
The people of your world once believed the world was flat. Columbus proved it was round. They said the sound barrier could never be broken!... It was broken. They said warp-speed could not be accomplished.
733891 What you fear is the unknown. The people of your planet once believed their world was flat. Columbus proved it was round. They said the sound barrier could never be broken. It was broken. They said warp speed could not be achieved. The Great Barrier is the ultimate expression of this universal fear. It's an extension of personal fear.  Captain Kirk, I so much want your understanding. I want your respect. Are you afraid to hear me out?

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Is it possible that we two, you and I, have grown so old and so inflexible that we have outlived our usefulness?
734935 Can we two have grown so old and inflexible that we have outlived our usefulness?  Would that constitute a joke?

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.
734273 You have never experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Don't tell me that was any meteor shower!
734115 Don't tell me that was any meteor shower.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Well... I see we have a long way to go.
734309 Well. I see we have a long way to go.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Send to Commander Enterprise: "We stand ready to assist you" - Captain Sulu USS Excelsior.
734570 Send to commander Enterprise: "We stand ready to assist you. Captain Sulu, USS Excelsior." Attach our co-ordinates.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Nice to see you in action for one last time, Captain Kirk. Take care.
735057 Nice to see you in action one more time, Captain Kirk. Take care.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Ahh... parting is such sweet sorrow. Don't we hear the chimes at midnight?
734317 "Parting is such sweet sorrow, shall we say goodnight till it be morrow?"

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
I'm going to sleep this off. Please let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight.
734322 I'm going to sleep it off. Let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Mr. President, they are vulnerable... there will never be a better time.
734444 Mr. President, they ARE vulnerable. There'll never be a better time...

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
There is an old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China.
734159 There's an old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Indeed. The record shows that Captain Kirk once held the rank of Admiral. And that Admiral Kirk was broken for taking matters into his own hands in defiance of regulations of the law. Do you deny being demoted for these charges? DON'T WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION. Answer me now.
734576 Indeed the record will show that "Captain" Kirk was once "Admiral" Kirk and that Admiral Kirk was broken for taking matters into his own hands in defiance of regulations and the law. Do you deny you were demoted on these charges, Captain? DO NOT WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION ANSWER ME NOW!

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
That Klingon bitch killed her father.
734495 I'll bet that Klingon bitch killed her father...

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
You're a great one for logic. I'm a great one for rushing in where angels fear to tread. We are both extremists. Reality has brought us somewhere in-between.
734929 The night is young. Anyway, it was logical.  You know, you're a great one for logic. I'm a great one for  rushing in where angels fear to tread. We're both extremists. Reality is probably somewhere in between us.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Why, that cunning little Vulcan!
734785 That cunning little Vulcan...

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Bet you wished you'd stood in bed!
735008 Bet you wish you'd stood in bed...

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Guess who's coming to dinner.
734246 Guess who is coming to dinner.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
You don't trust me, do you? I don't blame you. If there is to be a brave new world, our generation is going to have the hardest time living in it.
734313 I don't blame you. If there IS to be a Brave New World, we old people will have the hardest time living in it. Commander Spock.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Captain's Log, stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun, and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man... where no *one* has gone before.
735069 Captain's log, U.S.S. Enterprise, Stardate 8769.24. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of a new generation. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun and journey to ALL the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man... where no ONE has gone before.

star trek: insurrection
In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a flotation device.
726354 In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to serve as a floatation device.

star trek: insurrection
Definitely feeling aggressive tendency, sir!
726593 Definitely feeling aggressive tendencies...

star trek: insurrection
I'm going to miss these flesh-stretching sessions, my dear.
726461 I'm going to miss these little flesh-stretching sessions of ours, my dear.

star trek: insurrection
If a court-martial is the only way to tell the Federation what is happening here, Admiral... I welcome it.
726681 If a court-martial is the only way to tell the people of the Federation what happened here, then I welcome it.

star trek: insurrection
I kiss you and you say "yuck"?
726266 I kiss you and you say 'augh'?!

star trek: insurrection
Will, Geordi: go back and put a face on what's happening here. Make the council see the Baku. It's too easy to turn a blind eye to the suffering of a people you don't know.
726473 Go back and put a face on what's happening here. Make the Council see the Ba'ku. It's too easy to turn a blind eye to the suffering of an unfamiliar people.

star trek: insurrection
Klingons never do anything small, do you?
726366 You Klingons never do anything small, do you...

star trek: insurrection
I'm not letting go of him!
726200 I'm not letting go of him.

star trek: insurrection
Smooth as an android's bottom.
726361 Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?

star trek: insurrection
Straighten your baldric.
726148 Straighten your baldric, Commander. On screen...

star trek: insurrection
I seem to be missing several memory engrams.  There they are.
726286 I seem to be missing several memory engrams...

star trek: insurrection
I should warn you - I've always been attracted to older women.
726556 I should warn you... I've always been attracted to older women...

star trek: insurrection
Admiral Dougherty will not be joining us for dinner. Activate the collector.
726705 Admiral Dougherty will not be joining us for diner. Deploy the collector.  Do you have a problem with those orders?

star trek: the wrath of khan
There she is! There she is! Ah... not so wounded as we were led to believe. So much the better!
727590 There! Full impulse power! Not so wounded as we were led to believe -- so much the better...

star trek: the wrath of khan
Captain Kirk was your host. You repaid his hospitality by trying to steal his ship and murder him!
727000 Captain Kirk was your host! You repaid his hospitality by trying to steal his ship and murder him.

star trek: the wrath of khan
To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
727668 No... You can't get away... From hell's heart I stab at thee...  For hate's sake... I spit my last breath at thee!

star trek: the wrath of khan
Every time we have dealings with Starfleet, I get nervous.
726937 Every time we have dealings with Starfleet, I get nervous.  We're dealing with something that COULD be perverted into a dreadful weapon. Remember that overgrown boy scout you used to hang out with? That's exactly the --

star trek: the wrath of khan
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
727669 Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No human can tolerate the radiation loose in there!

star trek: the wrath of khan
Surely, I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I deprived your ship of power, and when I swing around, I mean to deprive you of your life.
727305 Surely I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I've deprived your ship of power and when I swing round I mean to deprive you of your life --

star trek: the wrath of khan
Damn it Jim, what the hell is the matter with you? Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?
726959 Damn it, Jim, what the hell's the matter? Other people have birthdays. Why're we treating yours like a funeral?

star trek: the wrath of khan
He is intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking.
727638 He's intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two dimensional thinking...

star trek: the wrath of khan
We are gathered here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. But it should be noted that this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.
727706 And yet, in the midst of our sorrow it should be noted that this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world, a world that our beloved comrade gave his own life to protect and nourish. He did not feel that sacrifice a vain or empty one -- and we will not debate his profound wisdom, in these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this, that of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most --  -- human.

star trek: the wrath of khan
I'll give him this: he's consistent!
727614 I'll say this for him: he's consistent.

star trek: the wrath of khan
The energizer's bypassed like a Christmas tree, so don't give me too many bumps.
727581 The energizer's bypassed like a Christmas tree -- so don't give me too many bumps.

star trek: the wrath of khan
You proceed from a false assumption. I am a Vulcan. I have no ego to bruise.
727193 You proceed from a false assumption. I am a Vulcan. I have no ego to bruise.

star trek: the wrath of khan
Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!
727664 Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!

star trek: the wrath of khan
Who's been holding up the damn elevator?
727146 Who's been holding up the damn elevator?

star trek: the wrath of khan
Space: the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
727751 Space, the final frontier... These are the continuing voyages of the Starship Enterprise... Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds... to seek out new life and new civilizations... To boldly go where no man has gone before...

star wars
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old Republic... before the dark times... before the empire.
735334 An elegant weapon for a more civilized time. For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.

star wars
And I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. And this is my counterpart R2D2.
735209 And I am See-Threepio, human-cyborg relations, and this is my counterpart, Artoo-Detoo.

star wars
The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
735338 Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

star wars
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
735539 In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.

star wars
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
735715 Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! Get in there and don't worry about it.

star wars
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
735679 Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?

star wars
I have a very bad feeling about this.
735575 I have a very bad feeling about this.

star wars
Alright, come on. And the red one. Come on. Well, come on Red, let's go.
735185 All right, come on! And the red one, come on. Well, come on, Red, let's go.

star wars
Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy.
735714 Somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, wise guy.

star wars
Now don't you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is far beyond my capacity!
735198 Now, don't you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is quite beyond my capacity!

star wars
That malfunctioning little twirp, this is all his fault.
735134 That malfunctioning little twerp. This is all his fault! He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better.

star wars
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
735792 You came in that thing? You're braver that I thought.

star wars
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
735089 Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease! Now come out before somebody sees you.

star wars
Hello there.  Come here, my little friend. Don't be afraid.  Oh don't worry, he'll be alright.
735302 Hello there! Come here my little friend. Don't be afraid.

star wars
This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of the Rebellion.
735880 This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi and it will soon see the end of the Rebellion.

star wars
Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!
736065 Great shot, kid. That was one in a million.

star wars
Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I'd outrun 'em.  Don't everyone thank me at once.
735516 Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I'd outrun 'em.

star wars
And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base...
735375 And, now Your Highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel base.

star wars
Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault!
735847 Help! I think I'm melting!  This is all your fault.

star wars
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
735528 Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

star wars
He says he's found the main control to the power beam that's holding the ship here; he'll try to make the precise location appear on the monitor.  The tractor beam is coupled to the main reactor in seven locations. A power loss at one of the terminals will allow the ship to leave.
735609 The tractor beam is coupled to the main reactor in seven locations. A power loss at one of the terminals will allow the ship to leave.

star wars
Several fighters have broken off from the main group. Come with me!
735950 Several fighters have broken off from the main group. Come with me!

star wars
The Force will be with you, always.
736066 Remember, the Force will be with you... always.

star wars
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
735218 Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

star wars
If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.
735204 Well, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.

star wars
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
735514 I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

star wars
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
735716 Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. Get in there!

star wars
Did you hear that? They shut down the main reactor. We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness.
735070 Did you hear that? They've shut down the main reactor. We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!

star wars
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
735756 One thing's for sure. We're all going to be a lot thinner!  Get on top of it!

star wars
I knew there was more to you than money!
736071 Hey, I knew there was more to you than money.

star wars
Good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living, that's something else.
735540 Look, going good against remotes is one thing. Going good against the living? That's something else.

star wars
Just you reconsider playing that message for him!  No, I don't think he likes you at all.  No, I don't like you either.
735243 Just you reconsider playing that message for him.

star wars
The Force is strong with this one.
736048 The Force is strong with this one!

star wars
Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
735378 Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

star wars
There'll be no escape for the princess this time.
735072 There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.

star wars
I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay?
735778 Listen. I don't know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you do as I tell you. Okay?

star wars
Sure hope the old man got that tractor beam out of commission, or this is gonna be a real short trip. Okay, hit it!
735829 I hope the old man got that tractor beam out if commission, or this is going to be a real short trip. Okay, hit it!

star wars
That's no moon. It's a space station.
735573 That's no moon! It's a space station.

star wars
Where are you taking this... thing?
735665 Where are you taking this... thing?

star wars
Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them.
735535 Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.

star wars
I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...
735593 I sense something... a presence I haven't felt since...

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?
736207 Boba Fett?! Boba Fett?! Where?

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.
736417 I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
Split up and head back to the surface. And see if you can get a few of those TIE fighters to follow you.
736632 Split up and head back to the surface. See if you can get a few of those TIE fighters to follow you.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
I have a really bad feeling about this.
736415 I have a really bad feeling about this.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
Command station, this is ST321, code clearance blue. We're starting our approach; deactivate the security shield.
736078 Command station, this is ST 321. Code Clearance Blue. We're starting our approach. Deactivate the security shield.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
I see you have constructed a new light saber. Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.
736477 Your skills are complete. Indeed, you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Luke... Luke... do not... do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer your father's fate you will. Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke. There is... another... Sky... walker.
736263 Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father's fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I , the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke...  There is... another...Sky...Sky...walker.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!
736568 That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!  Home One, this is Gold Leader.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
General, count me in.
736305 Uh, General... count me in.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.
736118 What could possibly have come over Master Luke. Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work. Oh! Oh! Hold it! Ohh!

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
I have decided that we shall stay here.
736503 I have decided that we shall stay here.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
Don't worry, my friend's down there. He'll have that shield down in time.  Or this'll be the shortest offensive of all time.
736492 Don't worry, my friends are down there. They'll have that shield down on time... or this'll be the shortest offensive of all time.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit.
736094 Don't be so sure. If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, You'd probably short-circuit.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
It's over, Commander. The rebels have been routed and they're fleeing into the woods. We need reinforcements to continue the pursuit.
736609 It's over, Commander. The Rebels have been routed. They're fleeing into the woods. We need reinforcements to continue the pursuit.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
I have my orders from the Emperor himself. He has something special planned for them. We only need to keep them from escaping.
736565 I have my orders from the Emperor himself. He has something special planned for them. We only need to keep them from escaping.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
The alliance... will die. As will your friends. Good, I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
736584 Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless.  Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
You can see here, the Death Star orbiting the forest moon of Endor. Although, the weapon systems on this Death Star or not yet operational, the Death Star does have a strong defense mechanism. It is protected by an energy shield which is generated from the nearby forest moon of Endor.  The sheild must be deactivated, if any attack is to be attempted.  Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter, while our fighters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main reactor.
736296 You can see here the Death Star orbiting the forest Moon of Endor. Although the weapon systems on this Death Star are not yet operational, the Death Star does have a strong defense mechanism. It is protected by an energy shield, which is generated from the nearby forest Moon of Endor. The shield must be deactivated if any attack is to be attempted. Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter, while the fighters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main reactor.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
Obi-Wan has taught you well.
736598 Obi-Wan has taught you well.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
Wait, I know that laugh...
736149 What's that? I know that laugh.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
The Emperor's made a critical error, and the time for our attack has come.
736294 The Emperor has made a critical error and the time for our attack has come.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
And now, young Skywalker... you will die.
736627 Now, young Skywalker...you will die.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
Exciting is hardly the word I would choose.
736310 "Exciting" is hardly the word I would use.

starman
I gave you a baby tonight.
743105 I gave you a baby last night.

starship troopers
I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order!
743989 I expect the best, but I give the best. Habve some fun. That's an order !

starship troopers
I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better.
744137 I'll take it... until I get killed or you find someone better.

starship troopers
This is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself. You get me?
743941 This is for you new people. I only have two rules. Rule one, everyone fights. Rule two, no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself. Do you get me ?

starship troopers
Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?
743232 Join the mobile infantery and save the world ! Service guarantees citizen-ship. Would you like to know more ?

starship troopers
Anytime you think I'm being too rough, anytime you think I'm being too tough, anytime you miss-your-mommy, QUIT! You sign your 1248, you get your gear, and you take a stroll down washout lane. Do you get me?
743535 Anytime you think I'm being to tough, anytime you think I'm being unfair... QUIT ! Grab your gear and take a stroll down "Washout Lane". Get me ?

starship troopers
The only good bug is a dead bug.
743790 The only good bug is a dead bug !

starship troopers
Ain't it great how they want to be your friend right after they rip your guts out?
743671 Funny how they always want to be your friends after they kick your guts out.

starship troopers
You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?
744200 Sure you do... You're a big fat smart bug, aren't you ?

starship troopers
I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!
743804 Yeah, well, I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill'em all !

state and main
This is what my people died for... the right to make a movie in this town.
744281 NO, we're gonna stay here. This is what my people died for. The right to make a movie in this town.

state and main
No, Henry James was the novelist, Frank James was the criminal. Yup, you came to the right place. Jesse James was the brother.... Of the novelist. That's right, Susie. See you tomorrow, Susie.
744467 We got 'em. North...No, Henry James was the novelist, Frank James was the criminal. Yep, you came to the right place. Jessie James was the Brother. Of the novelist. That's right. That's alright, Susie. See you tomorrow, Susie.

state and main
Everybody makes their own fun. If you don't make it yourself, it isn't fun. It's entertainment.
744464 Everybody makes their own fun. F'you don't make it yourself, it ain't fun, it's entertainment.

state and main
You know what you got there? You got a fishhook in your finger. I'm right proud of you.
744852 Y'know what you got there? You got a fishhook in your finger.

state and main
It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.
745130 He's got a gift for fiction.

state and main
Who designed these costumes? It looks like Edith Head puked, and that puke designed these costumes.
744691 Who designed these costumes? Who designed these costumes? It looks like Edith Head puked and that puke designed these costumes. Get Madge.

state and main
It's the truth that you should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?
745480 It's the truth that you should never trust anybody, wears a bowtie. Cravat's s'posed to point down to accentuate the genitals, why'd you wanna trust somebody, s'tie points out to accentuate his ears?

state and main
If your memory was as long as your dick, you'd be in good shape.
745353 If your memory was as long as your dick, you'd be in good shape. How long since you almost went to jail for this shit?

state and main
Only second chance I know, is the chance to make the same mistake twice.
745553 Only second chance I know, chance t'make the same mistake twice.

state and main
Everybody needs a hobby.
744521 Everybody needs a hobby. Okay, look Page...

stepmom
What is it that your worried about, looking bad at the P.T.A?
747777 Is that what you're worried about? Looking bad at the PTA?

stepmom
I'm sorry you're sick.
747438 I'm sorry you're sick.

stepmom
Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it isn't there.
747917 Just because you can't see it. Doesn't. Mean. It's gone.

stir of echoes
Look what I'm not cleaning up.
749407 Hey, look what I'm not cleaning up. She sets the groceries down on the counter and pulls out a gallon of milk. She opens the refrigerator. She does a double take. The entire top shelf is jammed with cardboard cartons of orange juice. From outside, the CRUNCHING sound comes again. She follows the muddy footprints out the kitchen door.

stir of echoes
Don't be afraid of it, Daddy.
748901 Don't be afraid of it, Daddy. The hell does that mean? But before Tom can respond, Jake turns, climbs back in bed, rolls over to face the wall, and goes back to sleep.

stir of echoes
Why don't you just lick 'em when they walk by?
749013 Look at him. Why doesn't he just lick them when they walk by?

storytelling
I don't know about what happened... because once you start writing, it ALL becomes fiction.
749744 I don't know about 'what happened,' Vi, because once you start writing, it all becomes fiction. Still, it certainly is an improvement over your last story: There is now at least a beginning, a middle, and an end.

storytelling
I'm not an idiot man. I watch TV.
749987 I'm not an idiot, man. I watch TV.

strange days
I can use this, it's not bad, but, listen honey, you've got to move your eyes slower next time, much much slower. Like... like you're making love with your eyes, ok?
750234 Yeah, I can use this... ... but honey you gotta move your eyes slower next time. It's too jerky.

strange days
This tie cost more than your entire wardrobe... it's the one thing that stands between me and the jungle.
750315 It's the one thing that stands between me and the jungle.

strange days
This is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right?
750864 This is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right?

strange days
The issue isn't whether you're paranoid, but whether you're paranoid enough.
750633 The question is not whether I am paranoid, but whether I am paranoid enough. You want to rub my neck?

strange days
Well, I've lost my appetite.  For about a year.
750544 Well... I've lost my appetite. For about a year.

strange days
Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale.
750468 Paranoia's only reality on a finer scale.

strange days
Look... everyone needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometimes, it's what we are.
750379 Everybody needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometime, it's what we are. But now the risks are outa line. The streets are a war zone. And sex can kill you. So you slip on the trodes, you get what you need and it keeps you from jumping your tracks.

strange days
The only time a whore should open her mouth is when she is giving head.
750597 The only time a whore should open her mouth is when she's giving head.

strange days
You're gonna be in my next song. It's called "RoboSteckler." It's about a cop who met his worst nightmare: a nigga with enough political juice to squash your ass like a stinkbug! You gonna be famous, fucker!
750761 It's a song about a cop who meets his worst nightmare, a nigger with enough political juice to crush his ass like a stink bug. You're gonna be famous.

strange days
When I met Faith, she was just another runaway, giving twenty dollar blowjobs to buy crack. Just another lost soul. But she had this voice... it was scary, like she could take all the hurt and rage of the entire world and lift it up to Heaven in one voice. I helped her. And I promised her I'd always just be there, to protect her. See, it's not about what's in her head, it's what's in mine. I can't let go of the promise. It's like it's all I have left.
750885 But she was different. There was a light in her eyes... and she had this voice. It was scary, all that pain coming out of that little body. Like she could take all the hurt and rage of the entire world and lift it up to heaven in one voice. I helped her. And I promised her that I'd always be there... to protect her. See? It's not about what's in her head. It's what's in mine. I can't let go of the promise. It's... like... it's all I have left.

strange days
You know one of the ways movies are still better than playback? The music comes up, there's credits, and you always know when it's over.  IT'S OVER!
750498 You know one of the ways movies still have Squid beat? Because they always say "The End." You always know when it's over. It's over! Now please leave. I have to go on again in a couple of minutes.

strange days
Oooh... a little B&E action.
750530 Alright, a little B&E action.

strange days
Memories are meant to fade. They're designed that way for a reason.
750876 Lenny, memories were meant to fade. They're designed that way for a reason.

strange days
You put that thing on the 11 o'clock news and by midnight you'll have the biggest riot in history. They'll see the smoke from Canada.
750809 Mace... no disrespect... but you run this on the 11 o'clock news, by midnight you got the biggest riot in history. They'll see the fucking smoke from Canada.

strange days
Jesus Lenny, you scared the fuck out of me!
750822 Lenny! Jesus! You scared the Hell out of me.

strangers on a train
Oh, Daddy doesn't mind a little scandal. He's a senator.
751279 Daddy doesn't mind a little scandal. He's a senator.

strangers on a train
Everyone has somebody that they want to put out of the way. Oh now surely, Madam, you're not going to tell me that there hasn't been a time that you didn't want to dispose of someone. Your husband, for instance?
751436 Oh, come now, everyone's interested in that. Everyone would like to put someone out of the way. Now surely, Madame, you're not going to tell me that there hasn't been a time when you wanted to dispose of someone. Your husband, for instance.

strangers on a train
I may be old-fashioned, but I thought murder was against the law.
751073 No. I may be old fashioned, but I thought murder was against the law.

strangers on a train
Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you, Mr. Haines. It might disturb Mother.
751536 Don't worry. I'm not going to shoot you, Mr. Haines. It might disturb mother. I'm a very clever follow. I'll think of something better than that. Much better.

strangers on a train
I admire people who do things.
751000 I certainly admire people who do things. I'm Bruno Anthony. Bruno. See Guy looks up. Bruno indicates his gold tie pin which bears his name in cut- out letters. Guy looks at it with the faintest expression of disdain. I suppose you think it's corny. But my mother gave it to me so of course I wear it to please her.

strangers on a train
Doesn't that bloodhound ever relax? He sticks so close he's beginning to grow on me - like a fungus.
751411 Doesn't that bloodhound over relax? He sticks so close he's beginning to grow on me -- like a fungus.

strangers on a train
I still think it would be wonderful to have a man love you so much he'd kill for you.
751294 I still think it would be wonderful to have a man love you so much he'd kill for you.

suburbia
Anything is possible. It is night on planet earth and I'm alive. And someday I'll be dead. Someday I'll just be bones in a box, but right now, I'm not. And anything is possible. And that's why I can go to New York with Sooze because each moment can just be what it is. There's no failure, there's no mistake. I just, I just go there and live there and what happens, happens. And so, right now I'm getting naked and I'm not afraid. You know? I don't, I don't need money, man. I don't, I don't even need, I don't even need a future. I, I could knock out all of my teeth with a hammer. So what? You know, I could poke my eyes out. I'd still be alive, you know? At least I'd know that I was doing something real for two or three seconds, you know? It's all about feat and I'm not afraid anymore, man. Fuck it! Fuck fear!
753938 Anything is possible. It is night on planet earth and I'm alive. And someday I'll be dead. Someday I'll just be bones in a box, but right now, I', not. And anything is possible. And that's why I can go to New York with Sooze because each moment can just be what it is. There's no failure, there's no mistake. I just, I just go there and live there and what happens, happens. And so, right now I'm getting naked and I'm not afraid. You know? I don't, I don't need money, man. I don't, I don't even need, I don't even need a future. I, I could knock out all of my teeth with a hammer. So what?! You know, I could poke my eyes out. I'd still be alive, you know? At least I'd know that I was doing something real for two or three seconds, you know? It's all about feat and I'm not afraid anymore, man. Fuck it! Fuck fear!

suburbia
At least I admit that I don't know. I know that things are fucked up, beyond belief, and I have nothing original to say about it...
753761 I mean, you know, at least I admit that I don't know. I know that things are fucked up beyond belief and I know that I have nothing original to say about any of it, alright? I don't have an answer. I don't have a fucking message.

suburbia
I expanded my horizons, you know, served my country, saw the world, you know. I've gained wisdom and now I'm back, baby, back from the road, me and Jack Kerouac.
753356 I did. I split, man. I expanded my horizons, you know. Served my country. Saw the world, you know? I've gained wisdom and now I'm back, baby, back from the road. Me and Jack Kerouac.

suburbia
Idealism is guilty middle-class bullshit.
753338 No, idealism is guilty, middle class bullshit.

sugar
No drinking. No cervezas in the casa. No chicas in the bedroom.
754726 No drinking. No cervezas in the casa. No chicas in the bedroom.

sugar & spice
She's been the weak tit on this mama cat ever since this whole thing started!
755791 She's been the weak tit on this mama cat since the beginning.

sugar & spice
Jack Bartlett. Jack Bartlett! Jack Bartlett. Is Jack Bartlett interested in me?
755309 ... Ja-ck B-ar-t-le-tt... Is Jack Bartlett interested in me?

sugar & spice
I feel totally abandon in a place that values physical prowess over mental acuity. I can't wait until all of that changes in the real world.
755529 ... I feel utterly abandoned in a place that values physical prowess over mental acuity.  I can't wait for all this to change once we get in the real world...

sugar & spice
Then, there's Hannah Wald. She's this uber-Christian, doesn't really say much. In fact, if she wasn't kinda pretty, you'd say ''Hey, who's the 'tard?''
755278 She's their base.  Strong as an ox. She's like this Uber-Christian - doesn't say much.  I mean, if she wasn't kinda pretty, you'd go, "Hey, who's the tard?"

sugar & spice
If the O.J. trial taught us anything, it taught us that, in America, you can cut somebody's head off and still be innocent as long as you have enough money. Well Kansas your mom only shoot a guy.
755501 And if the O.J. trial taught us anything, it taught us that in America, you can cut off someone's head and still be found innocent if you have enough money.  Your mom only shot a guy...

sugar & spice
Did you say you are pregnant or you were pregnant. You had it, threw it out, and now you're gonna go dance all night?
755387 Wait!  Did you say you are pregnant or you were pregnant... You had it, threw it out and you're gonna go back and dance all night!

sugar & spice
Yeah? Well, how would you like me to introduce my foot into your ass!
755545 Well how'd you like me to introduce my foot into your ass?

sugar & spice
Morning sunshine, remember, these are the best days of your life so far. .
755262 Morning, sunshine.  Remember, these are the best days of your life.

sunset blvd
The stars are ageless, aren't they?
757268 Stars are ageless, aren't they?

sunset blvd
There once was a time in this business when I had the eyes of the whole world! But that wasn't good enough for them, oh no! They had to have the ears of the whole world too. So they opened their big mouths and out came talk. Talk! TALK!
756546 They're dead. They're finished. There was a time when this busi- ness had the eyes of the whole wide world. But that wasn't good enough. Oh, nol They wanted the ears of the world, too. So they opened their big mouths, and out came talk, talk, talk...

sunset blvd
She was the greatest of them all. You wouldn't know, you're too young. In one week she received 17,000 fan letters. Men bribed her hairdresser to get a lock of her hair. There was a maharajah who came all the way from India to beg one of her silk stockings. Later he strangled himself with it!
756628 She was the greatest. You wouldn't know. You are too young. In one week she got seventeen thousand fan letters. Men would bribe her mani- curist to get clippings from her fingernails. There was a Maharajah who came all the way from Hyderabad to get one of her stockings. Later, he strangled himself with it.

sunset blvd
Norma, you're a woman of 50, now grow up. There's nothing tragic about being 50, not unless you try to be 25.
757260 Norma, grow up. You're a woman of fifty. There's nothing tragic about being fifty - not unless you try to be twenty-five.

sunset blvd
As long as the lady is paying for it, why not take the Vicuna?
756704 As long as the lady is paying for it, why not take the Vicuna?

sunset blvd
Oh, wake up, Norma, you'd be killing yourself to an empty house. The audience left twenty years ago.
757248 Wake up, Norma. You'd be killing yourself to an empty house. The audience left twenty years ago. Now face it.

sunset blvd
I'd like the coffin to be white, and I want it specially lined with satin. White... or pink. Maybe red! Bright flaming red! Let's make it gay!
756533 I don't care anyway. I want the coffin to be white. And I want it specially lined with satin. White, or deep pink.

sunset blvd
No-one ever leaves a star. That's what makes one a star.
757263 No one leaves a star. That makes one a star.

sunshine cleaning
We're gonna make a money pool, cause it's the smart way. It's capital, you don't spend it, you invest it. So that way we can get to do SP-250, and with money left over.
757804 We're gonna make the money grow because that's the smart way. It's capital and you don't spend that. You invest it. That way you can get the SP250 and have money left over.

sunshine cleaning
It's a business lie, it's different from a life lie.
758202 It's a business lie, not a real lie.

sunshine cleaning
There's not a lot that I am good at. But I'm good at getting guys to want me. Not date me, or marry me, but want me.
758100 Really. I'm good at getting guys to want me. Not date or marry me. But want me. I've always been good at that.

superbad
Holy shit! Fogell's a badass!
759119 Holy shit! Little kids!!!

superbad
Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best.
759206 Calm down, Evan. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing.

superbad
I'm sorry that I blocked your cock...
759066 I'm sorry! You pushed me first.

superbad
I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it.
758921 I don't know. I find they're always good for a little quick ass.

superbad
Good shit, right Miroki?
758339 That's good shit. Huh, Miroki?

supergirl
Next time, remind me to do this outside.
759787 Next time, remind me to do this out in the yard.

superman
Hi there. Something wrong with the elevator?
760519 Hi there. Something wrong with the elevator?

superman
Why is it I can't get it on with the good guys?
760854 You too.  I... just can't get it on for the good guys, you know?

superman
You were great in your day, Superman. But it just stands to reason, when it came time to cash in your chips, this old... diseased... maniac would be your banker.
760833 You were great in your day, Superman. But When the time came to cash in your chips, Lex Luthor was just naturally your banker!  Mind...

superman
I wonder what they're wearing in Addis Ababa?
760738 I wonder what they're wearing in Addis Ababa.

superman
All those things I can do. All those powers. And I couldn't even save him.
760360 All those things I can do, all those powers... and I still couldn't save him.

superman
Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.
760716 Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it was a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secret of the universe.

superman
There's a strong streak of good in you, Superman. But then nobody's perfect... almost nobody.
760782 There's a strong streak of good in you, Superman. But then, nobody's perfect. Almost nobody.

superman
The vote must be unanimous, Jor-El. It has therefore now become your decision. You alone will condemn us if you wish, and you alone will be held responsible by me.
760271 The vote must be unanimous, Jor-El. It has therefore now become your decision. You alone will condemn us if you wish. And you alone will be held responsible by me.  Join us. You have been known to disagree with the Council before. Yours could become an important voice in the New Order - second only to my own. I offer you a chance for greatness, Jor-El. Take it. Join us.

superman
Lex, my mother lives in Hackensack.
760841 My... mother lives in Hackensack.

superman
You will travel far, my little Kal-El. But we will never leave you... even in the face of our death. The richness of our lives shall be yours. All that I have, all that I've learned, everything I feel... all this, and more, I... I bequeath you, my son. You will carry me inside you, all the days of your life. You will make my strength your own, and see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father, and the father the son. This is all I... all I can send you, Kal-El.
760309 You will travel far, my little Kal-El. But I will never leave you. Even in the face of my death the richness of my life shall be yours. All that I have learned, everything I feel, all of this and more I have bequeathed to you my son. You shall carry me inside you all your days. You will make my strength your own, see my life through your eyes, as your .life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father the father becomes the son. This is all that I can send with you , Kal-El. And not near so rich a gift as that your mother sends along.  Her ... love.

superman
This is Lex Luthor. Only one thing alive with less than four legs can hear this frequency, Superman, and that's you.
760776 This is Lex Luthor. Only one thing alive with less than four legs can hear this frequency, Superman, and that's you.

superman
Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my I.Q.
760723 Do you know why the number 200 is so vitally descriptive of both of' us, Otis?  It represents your weight - and my I.Q.  Think, people, think! Deductive reasoning, that's the name of the game!

superman
It's kryptonite, Superman. Little souvenir from the old home town. I spared no expense to make you feel right at home.
760831 It's Kryptonite  Superman! A  little souvenir from your home town! You see I've spared no expense in making you feel right at home here!

superman
It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving.
760445 It's a miracle that brain can generate enough power to keep his legs moving....

superman ii
Superman! Thank God!  I mean, get him!
762127 Thank God ...  I mean ... get him !

superman ii
... Frankly, I think this place is a bit boring. I mean, it's all WHITE! Why doesn't this Superman guy put up some nice posters here... Maybe some bullfighting stuff, or a pool table...!
761828 I think it's boring in here. Everything's white. Why doesn't the guy put up a couple of prints? Bullfight posters, or something.

superman ii
And now... finally. Take my hand and swear eternal loyalty to Zod.
762188 Take my hand and swear eternal loyalty to Zod.

superman iii
Computers rule the world today. And the fellow that can fool the computers, can rule the world himself.
762526 Because computers run the world today, pal. And the fella who can fool the computers will run the world himself!

superman iii
I ask you to kill Superman, and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one, simple thing.
762831 He didn't die???? I ask you to kill Superman and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one simple thing??!!!

superman iii
Vera, get ahold of yourself. No one else ever will.
762455 Get a hold of yourself, Vera.  Nobody else ever will.

superman iii
How can he say that Pure Categories have no objective meaning in Transcendental Logic? What about Synthetic Unity?
762862 How can he say that pure categories have no objective meaning in transcendental logic? What about synthetic unity?

superman iii
You know a wise man once said, I think it was Attila the Hun, "It is not enough that I succeed, everyone else must fail."
762551 A very wise man once said...I think it was Attila the Hun... "It's not enough that I succeed. Everyone else must fail."  And you are going to do it for me.

superman iv: the quest for peace
You never could hit a curve ball!
763150 Oh, yeah, you never could hit a curve ball.

superman iv: the quest for peace
The Dude of Steel! Boy are you gonna get it!
763549 Boy, are you gonna get it.

superman iv: the quest for peace
Uh... no pain, no gain?
763435 No pain, no gain.

superman iv: the quest for peace
Lenny, I've always considered you the Dutch Elm disease in my family tree.
763181 Lenny, I've always thought of you as the Dutch elm disease of my family tree. But this time, nephew, you did fine.

superman iv: the quest for peace
I'd want to tell him that I cherished the time we spent together, and I never expected anything from him. Even if I only saw him for a few moments, it made me happy. And I'd want to tell him that I love him and that I'll always love him. And... no matter what happens on this world, I know he tried his best to help us.
763610 But if he wasn't able to manage . . . if he really was in trouble, then I'd want to tell him some things . . .  . . . I'd want to tell him that I cherished the time we spent together. And I never expected anything from him. Even if I only saw him for a few moments, it made me happy. And I'd want to tell him that I love him and that I'II always love him. And . . . no matter what happens on this world, I know he tried his best to help us . . .

superman iv: the quest for peace
This is my nephew Lenny. He worships me.
763550 My nephew, Leonard. He worships me.  Let's share a toast to you . . . a nice guy who's about to finish last.

superman iv: the quest for peace
Goodnight, sweet prince. Parting is... inevitable.
763563 Nifty, huh?  Goodnight Sweet Prince, parting is . . . inevitable  Now, destroy Superman.

suspect zero
I know what you're thinking. "Pain is coming. Will I take it like a man?" Well, let me put you at ease. You won't. None of them do. Men, women, children, they all weep, they all beg, they piss themselves, they attempt negotiation. You wouldn't believe how many men I've seen lying right where you're lying right now, grown men with wives amd children at home, offering all kinds of sexual gratification for a five-minute reprieve. It's pathetic!
764897 I know what you're thinking: "There is pain coming. Am I going to take it like a man?" Let me put you at ease: You won't. None of them do. Men, women, children. They all weep, they all beg. They pass out, they piss themselves. They attempt negotiation: You wouldn't believe how many men have lain right where you're lying right now - grown men, with wives and children back home - offering all kinds of sexual gratification in exchange for a five minute reprieve. It's pathetic. Are you afraid? Then there's that moment when they realize there's nothing left to be negotiated. They're just mine. And they're helpless. And the look in their eyes, the level of surrender... well, it's almost pornographic. I put this mirror here because I don't want you to miss it. Are you afraid?

sweet smell of success
Maybe I left my sense of humor in my other suit.
766512 I think I'll go home - maybe I left my sense of humor in another suit.

sweet smell of success
I like Harry, but I can't deny he sweats a little.
766035 I like Harry, but I can't deny he sweats a little.

sweet smell of success
Mr. Hunsecker, you've got more twists than a barrel of pretzels!
766444 Mr. Hunsecker, you've got more twists than a barrel of pretzels.

sweet smell of success
Watch me run a 50-yard dash with my legs cut off!
765751 Watch me run a fifty yard dash with my legs cut off!

sweet smell of success
Don't remove the gangplank, Sidney - you may wanna get back onboard.
766515 Don't remove the gangplank, Sidney; you may wanna get back on board.

sweet smell of success
That's fish four days old. I won't buy it!
766564 That's fish four days old...! I can't buy it, Susie! Right out of that mouth I love, like you're a ventriloquist's dummy, your BROTHER is saying goodbye! Gee!...you want me to be honest, don't you?!

sweet smell of success
President? My big toe would make a better President!
766003 President! My big toe would make a better President!

sweet smell of success
If you're funny, Walter, I'm a pretzel! Drop dead!
765921 If you're funny, James, I'm a pretzel! Drop dead!

sweet smell of success
You're dead, son. Get yourself buried.
765937 No. You're dead, son - get yourself buried!

sweet smell of success
Tell me sir, when he dies, do you think he'll go to the dog and cat heaven?
766429 He's here, isn't he? Do you think, sir, when he dies he'll go to the dog and cat heaven?

sweet smell of success
Here's mud in your column!
766176 Here's mud in your column!

sweet smell of success
I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic.
766391 I wouldn't like to take a bite of you; you're a cookie full of arsenic.

sweet smell of success
Kill me, push me through a window somewhere! I walked into this hallowed ground without knocking!
765846 Kill me! Find me a door somewhere - I walked in without knocking!

sweet smell of success
Everybody knows Manny Davis - except Mrs. Manny Davis.
765953 Everyone knows Manny Davis... ...except MRS. Manny Davis.

sweet smell of success
Who could love a man who makes you jump into hoops like a trained poodle?
765889 Who could love a man who keeps jumping through burning hoops, like a trained poodle?

sweet smell of success
Now don't kid a kidder.
765948 Now don't kid a kidder.

sweet smell of success
I love this dirty town.
766036 I love this dirty town.

sweet smell of success
The next time you want information, don't scratch for it like a dog, ask for it like a man!
765850 The next time you want information, Falco, don't scratch for it like a dog - ask for it like a man!

sweet smell of success
Son, I don't relish shooting a mosquito with an elephant gun, so why don't you just shuffle along?
766465 Son, I don't fancy shooting mosquitoes with elephant guns. So suppose you just shuffle along and call it a day...

sweet smell of success
Sidney, conjugate me a verb. For instance, "to promise."
766037 Conjugate me a verb, Sidney. For instance, TO PROMISE!

sweet smell of success
Sidney, this syrup you're giving out with... you pour over waffles, not J.J. Hunsecker.
766497 This syrup you're giving out, Sidney, you pour over waffles, not J.J. Hunsecker! What do you mean that lousy kid will give up my sister?

sweet smell of success
It's a dirty job, but I pay clean money for it.
765918 Why? It's a dirty job, but I pay clean money for it, don't I?

sweet smell of success
Don't you get messages, Eyelashes? I called you twice.
765772 Don't you ever get messages, Eyelashes? I called you twice.

sweet smell of success
Don't do anything I wouldn't do! That gives you a lot of leeway...
766179 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. That gives you lots of leeway.

sweet smell of success
Come back, Sidney... I wanna chastise you...
766601 Come back here, Sidney...I wanna chastise you!...

sweet smell of success
Harvey, I often wish I were dead and wore a hearing aid. With a simple flick of a switch, I could shut out the greedy murmur of little men.
765939 Harvey, I often wish I were dead and wore a hearing aid...with a simple flick of a switch I could shut out the greedy murmur of little men...

sweet smell of success
What you do now, Mr. Falco, is crow like a hen. You have just laid an egg.
766112 What you do now, Mr. Falco, is crow like a hen - you have just laid an egg.

swingers
So let me get this straight. The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?
767192 So, if the party starts at eight, why are we first going to a bar at ten?

swingers
You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.
767082 Baby, you take yourself out of the game. You start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream, of course it's gonna be on the friend tip.

swingers
They went with someone who had more theme-park experience.
767497 They went for someone with more theme park experience. I woulda killed for that job.

swingers
Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.
766832 Tee, the beautiful babies don't work Wednesdays midnight to six. This is the skank shift.

swingers
That was so fucking money. That was like the Jedi mind-shit.
766954 That was so fuckin' money. It was like that "Jedi mind" shit.

swingers
Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.
767425 What an asshole. Didn't you see "Boys in the Hood"? Now one of us is gonna get shot.

swingers
This place is dead anyways.
767333 Yeah. This place is dead, anyway.

swingers
You're so money and you don't even know it!
767374 You are so money, and you don't even know it...

swordfish
For someone the NSA once listed as the most dangerous hacker in America, you sure don't look like much.
767741 For someone the N.S.A. has listed as the most dangerous hacker in America, you sure don't look like much.

swordfish
You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit.
767676 You know the problem with Hollywood? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. I'm not some grungy filmmaker- wannabee searching for existentialism through a haze of bong-smoke. It's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing, or the purely moronic stringing together of words many of the studios term as prose. No, I'm talking the lack of realism. Realism. Not a pervasive element in the modern American cinematic vision.

swordfish
Too Bad ! You are gonna die !
767887 Too bad, Stanley. Ya gotta die.

swordfish
Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a hard on?
767956 You surprised that a girl with real breasts and an I.Q. over 70 can give you a hard-on?

swordfish
I have been told that the best crackers in the world can do this under 60 minutes but unfortunately I need someone who can do this under 60 seconds.
767877 I've been told the best crackers in the world could do this in sixty minutes. Unfortunately, I need someone who can do it in sixty seconds.

synecdoche, new york
I don't think you should tell her she doesn't have blood...
768473 Well, I don't think you should tell her she doesn't have blood.

synecdoche, new york
I know how to do it now. There are nearly thirteen million people in the world. None of those people is an extra. They're all the leads of their own stories. They have to be given their due.
769467 I know how to do it now. There are nearly thirteen million people in the world. Try to imagine that many people! None of those people is an extra. They're all the leads of their own stories. They have to be given their due.

synecdoche, new york
Hazel, you've been a part of me forever. Don't you know that? I breathe your name in every exhalation.
769421 Okay, I cried a little before. Hazel, you've been part of me forever. Don't you know that? I breathe your name in every exhalation.

synecdoche, new york
I know how to do the play now. It will all take place over the course of one day. And that day will be the day before you died. That day was the happiest day of my life. Then I'll be able to live it forever. See you soon.
769528 My love. I know how to do the play. It'll take place over the course of one day. The day will be the day before you died, the happiest day of my life. I'll be able to relive it forever.

synecdoche, new york
Try to keep in mind that a young person playing Willie Loman thinks he's only pretending to be at the end of a life full of despair. But the tragedy is that we know that you, the young actor will end up in this very place of desolation.
768503 Try to keep in mind that a young person playing Willy Loman thinks he's only pretending to be at the end of a life full of despair. But the tragedy is that we know that you, the young actor, will end up in this very place of desolation.

synecdoche, new york
Glad to be weirdly close.
769294 Glad to be weirdly close. Millicent and Caden study each other.

synecdoche, new york
Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a million little strings attached to every choice you make; you can destroy your life every time you choose. But maybe you won't know for twenty years. And you may never ever trace it to its source. And you only get one chance to play it out. Just try and figure out your own divorce. And they say there is no fate, but there is: it's what you create. And even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are only here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. Most of your time is spent being dead or not yet born. But while alive, you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right. And it never comes or it seems to but it doesn't really. And so you spend your time in vague regret or vaguer hope that something good will come along. Something to make you feel connected, something to make you feel whole, something to make you feel loved. And the truth is I feel so angry, and the truth is I feel so fucking sad, and the truth is I've felt so fucking hurt for so fucking long and for just as long I've been pretending I'm OK, just to get along, just for, I don't know why, maybe because no one wants to hear about my misery, because they have their own. Well, fuck everybody. Amen.
769557 Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a million little strings attached to every choice you make; you can destroy your life every time you choose. But maybe you won't know for twenty years. And you'll never ever trace it to its source. And you only get one chance to play it out. Just try and figure out your own divorce. And they say there is no fate, but there is: it's what you create. Even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. Most of your time is spent being dead or not yet born. But while alive, you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right. And it never comes or it seems to but doesn't really. And so you spend your time in vague regret or vaguer hope for something good to come along. Something to make you feel connected, to make you feel whole, to make you feel loved.

synecdoche, new york
I don't know what I'm doing.
768925 I don't know what I'm doing.

synecdoche, new york
I wish we had this when we were young. And all those years in between.
769477 Oh, Caden. I wish we had this when we were young. And all the years in between. So many years, so fast.

synecdoche, new york
My father died. They said his body was riddled with cancer and that he didn't know, he went in because his finger hurt. They said he suffered horribly, and that he called out for me before he died. They said that he said he regretted his life. They said he said a lot of things, too many to recount, and they said it was the longest and the saddest deathbed speech any of them had ever heard.
769092 They said he suffered horribly. That he called out for me right before he died. They said he said he regretted his life. They said he said a lot of things. Too many to recount. They said it was the longest and saddest deathbed speech any of them had ever heard.

tall in the saddle
I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman.
771972 I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman.

tall in the saddle
Has somebody come to town!
772243 Oh boy -- has somebody come to town!

taxi driver
Have you ever seen what a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy? Now that you should see. What a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy that you should see?
773290 Did you ever see what a .44 can do to a woman's face, cabbie? Did you ever see what it can do to a woman's pussy, cabbie?

taxi driver
Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
773342 ... who wouldn't take it any more, a man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth. Here is ...

taxi driver
I think I know what you mean, Travis.
773148 I know what you mean. I've got the same problems. I just can't get things organized. Little things, I mean. Like my room, my possessions. I should get one of those signs that says, &quot;One of these days I'm Gonna Organezizied&quot;.

taxi driver
Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me.
773613 My whole life has pointed in one direction. I see that now. There never has been any choice for me.

taxi driver
I first saw her at Palantine Campaign headquarters at 63rd and Broadway. She was wearing a white dress. She appeared like an angel. Out of this filthy mess, she is alone. They... cannot... touch... her.
773036 I first saw her at Palantine Campaign Headquarters at 58th and Broadway. She was wearing a yellow dress, answering the phone at her desk.

taxi driver
I realize now how much she's just like the others, cold and distant, and many people are like that, women for sure, they're like a union.
773271 I realize now how much she is like the others, so cold and distant. Many people are like that. They're like a union.

taxi driver
Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood.
772984 Each night when I return the cab to the garage I have to clean the come off the back seat. Some nights I clean off the blood.

taxi driver
The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people.
773035 All my life needed was a sense of direction, a sense of someplace to go. I do not believe one should devote his life to morbid self- attention, but should become a person like other people.

taxi driver
How's everything in the pimp business?
773632 How are things in the pimp business, hey Sport?

taxi driver
Twelve hours of work and I still can't sleep. Damn. Days go on and on. They don't end.
773003 Twelve hours of work and I still cannot sleep. The days dwindle on forever and do not end.

taxi driver
The idea had been growing in my brain for some time: TRUE force. All the king's men cannot put it back together again.
773339 ... for some time. True Force. All the king's men cannot put it back together again.

terminator
Come with me if you want to live.
773856 Come with me if you want to live.

terminator
Pain can be controlled - you just disconnect it.
774123 Pain can be controlled. You disconnect it.

terminator
That bum. So what if he has a Porsche? He can't treat ya like this. It's Friday night, for Christ's sake.
773806 That bum. So what if he has a Porsche, he can't treat you like that...it's Friday night for crissakes.

terminator
I'm Reese. Sergeant Tech-Com, DN38416. Assigned to protect you. You've been targeted for termination.
773868 Assigned to protect you. You've been targetted for termination.

terminator
Guard it for me, big buns.
773686 Watch this for me, big buns.

terminator
I came across time for you, Sarah. I love you. I always have.
774129 Sarah, I came across time for you. I love you. I always have.

terminator
Cyborgs don't feel pain. I do. Don't do that again.
773894 Cyborgs don't feel pain. I do. Don't...do that...again.

terminator
I can hear it now. He's going to be called the god-damned phonebook killer.
773826 I can hear it now, it's gonna be the goddamned 'Phone Book Killer'.

terminator
Hey, man, you've got a serious attitude problem.
774078 Hey, buddy, you got a dead cat in there of what?

terminator
This is 1-L19. Westbound on Olympic approaching Overland.
773876 This is One-Four-Three. West- bound on Olympic, approaching Overland.

terminator
Look at it this way: in a hundred years, who's gonna care?
773726 Look at it this way: in a hundred years, who's gonna care?

terminator
The hardest thing is deciding what I should tell you and what not to. Well, anyway, I've got a while yet before you're old enough to understand the tapes. They're more for me at this point... to help get it all straight. Should I tell you about your father? That's a tough one. Will it change your decision to send him here... knowing? But if you don't send Kyle, you could never be. God, you can go crazy thinking about all this... I suppose I'll tell you... I owe him that. And maybe it'll be enough if you know that in the few hours we had together we loved a lifetime's worth.
774173 Should I tell you about your father? That's a tough one. Will it change your decision to send him here...knowing? But if you don't send Kyle, you could never be. God, you can go crazy thinking about all this...I suppose I'll tell you...I owe him that. And maybe it'll be enough if you know that in the few hours we had together we loved a lifetime's worth...

terminator
Hey, buddy, did you just see a real bright light?
773681 Say, buddy...did you see a real bright light?

terminator
Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
773896 Listen. Understand. That Terminator is out there. It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear... and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.

terminator
There's a storm coming.
774178 There is a storm coming in.

terminator 2: judgment day
I swear I will not kill anyone.
774517 I swear I will not kill anyone.

terminator 2: judgment day
Hello, Doctor Silbermann. How's the knee?
774339 Good morning, Dr. Silberman.  How's the knee?

terminator 2: judgment day
So, what's your story?
774549 So what's your story?

terminator 2: judgment day
Come with me if you want to live!
774531 Come with me if you want to live.

terminator 2: judgment day
What's wrong with your eyes?
774548 What is wrong with your eyes?

terminator 2: judgment day
I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do.
774850 I know now why you cry.  But it is something I can never do.  Goodbye.

terminator 2: judgment day
The whole thing goes: The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves.
774379 Remember the message... the future is not set. There is not fate but what we make for ourselves.

terminator 2: judgment day
Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The terminator, would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die, to protect him. Of all the would-be fathers who came and went over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only one who measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.
774689 Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear.  The Terminator would never stop, it would never leave him... it would always be there.  And it would never hurt him, never shout at him or get drunk and hit him, or say it couldn't spend time with him because it was too busy.  And it would die to protect him.  Of all the would-be fathers who came and went over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only one who measured up.  In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.

terminator 2: judgment day
Hasta la vista, baby.
774593 "Hasta la vista, baby"?

terminator 2: judgment day
We got Skynet by the balls now, don't we?
774793 Got ol' Skynet by the ball now, Miles.  Come on, let's book!

terminator 2: judgment day
Now don't take this the wrong way, but you're a terminator, right?
774422 Now don't take this the wrong way, but you are a terminator, right?

terminator 2: judgment day
You're the one livin' in a fuckin' dream, Silberman! 'Cause I know when it happens! It happens!
774391 You're the one living in a dream, Silberman, not me!  Because I know it happens.  It happens!

terminator 2: judgment day
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it, for the first time, with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.
774859 The luxury of hope was given to me by the Terminator.  Because if a machine can learn the value of human life... maybe we can too.

terminator 2: judgment day
Your foster parents are kinda dicks, huh?
774330 Your foster parents are kinda dicks, right?

terminator salvation
John Connor... We gotta find this guy.
776090 John Connor. I'm glad you made it.

the abyss
Sniff something? Did ya, rat boy?
14950 Sniff something did you, rat boy?

the abyss
When you're hanging on by your fingernails, you can't go waving your arms around.
14875 All I'm saying is when you're hanging on by your fingernails, you don't go waving you arms around.

the abyss
Huh. Damn rat's breathing that shit. That is no bullshit, hands down. The Goddamnedest thing I ever saw.
14663 This is no bullshit hands down the goddamnedest thing I ever saw.

the abyss
She didn't leave me. She just left me behind.
14849 She didn't leave me... she just left me behind.

the abyss
It went straight for the warhead, and they think it's cute.
14943 It went straight for the warhead. And they think it's cute.

the abyss
I need you to believe me right now. Please?
14878 I need you to believe me, Bud. Look at me. Do I seem stressed out? Any of the symptoms of pressure sickness, any tremors, slurred speech?

the abyss
Sixty knots? No way, Barnes. The Reds don't have anything that fast.
14474 Sixty knots? No way, Barnes... the reds don't have anything that fast.

the abyss
Everybody just stay calm. The situation is under control.
14961 Just stay calm. The situation is under control.

the abyss
These guys are about as much fun as a tax audit.
14603 Those guys are about a much fun as a tax audit.

the abyss
The bad news is we got eight hours in this can blowin' down... And the worse news is, it's gonna take us three weeks to decompress later.
14587 Get comfortable. The bad news is we got six hours in this can, blowing down. The worse news is it's gonna take us three weeks to decompress back to the surface later.

the abyss
Keep your pantyhose on.
14516 I'm coming. Keep your pantyhose on.

the abyss
We have no way of warning the surface. And you know what that means? It means, whatever happens, is up to us.
14945 We have no way of warning the surface. Do you know what that means?

the abyss
How do you know they're really gonna do it? Where do you get off passing judgment on us? You can't be sure. How do you know?
15136 Hey, you don't know they're really gonna do it. Where do you get off passing judgment on us, when you can't be sure? How do you know?

the abyss
We all see what we want to see. Coffey looks and he sees Russians. He sees hate and fear. You have to look with better eyes than that.
14883 We all see what we want to see... Coffey looks and he sees Russians, he sees hate and fear. Bud, you have to look with better eyes than that.

the abyss
It's a bottomless pit, baby. Two-and-a-half miles straight down.
14674 This here's the bottomless pit, baby. Two and a half miles straight down.

the abyss
Howdy. Uh... How are you guys doin'?
15130 Howdy, Uuuh... how you guys doin'?

the addams family
I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.
16859 Look at her -- I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way -- what bliss.

the addams family
It was just a party. It's over. It means nothing. The Siamese twins, the hunchback, Cousin It, they're not *you*.
16908 Mother, I'm... I'm so terribly sorry... It was just a party. It's over. It means nothing. Those Siamese twins, that hunchback, Cousin It - they're not you.

the addams family
I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.
17174 This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.

the addams family
Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.
16898 Oh Gomez, don't torture yourself. That's my job.

the addams family
You've done this before.
17088 You've done this before.

the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension
I've come for your tv. You've been using too much juice. Another 10,000 kilowatts again this month. Beats me how an old, homicidal loony can use that much power.
776225 Cheer up, Lizardo, it's Friday.  I come for your TV.  You been using too damn much juice...ten thousand kilowatts again this month.  Beats me how one old homicidal loony could use that much power.

the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension
It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy?
776816 It's not my goddamn planet!  Understand, monkey boy!?

the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension
May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.
776697 May I pass along my congratulations for your great achievement.  In the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined! However...  ...Miss Priddy claims to be unable to solve my problem. And provide the crucial missing circuit for my Overthruster.  Perhaps you can convince her to try.

the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension
Let's go back up to my office and talk about this like two reasonable beings.
776814 Let's just climb upstairs to my office and discuss this like two reasonable...

the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension
Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.
776763 Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife...doomed is your soul, and damned is your life!

the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension
The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud. Who knows what's happened to his brain? Maybe it's scrambled his molecules. All I'm saying is, Mr. President, let's not panic.
776718 The man went through solid matter, for crying out loud. Who knows what it did to his brain...maybe scrambled his molecules. All I'm saying is, let's not panic here!  I'm sure there's a rational explanation...

the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension
BANZAI! I'LL-A SEE YOU IN-A HELL!
776866 Banzai!  I'll see you in hell!

the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension
I don't give a flying handshake what your name is.
776813 I don't give a flying handshake what it is! Where's my bomber?

the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension
Take her to the Pitt. Go, Big-booty. Use more honey. Find out what she knows.
776702 Take her to the pit!  Use more honey.  Find out what she knows.

the adventures of ford fairlane
Clint Eastwood... I fucked 'im.
776965 Clint Eastwood... I fucked him.

the adventures of ford fairlane
What... you didn't really think we'd kill the fuckin' koala bear, now did ya?
777629 Wha-at.  You didn't really think we'd kill the flucking koala bear, did you?

the adventures of ford fairlane
You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that... and I don't mean your legs.
776950 You gotta shave before you leave the house in a dress like that and I don't mean your legs.  Why didn't you jump on her?  What's happening to you?

the adventures of ford fairlane
Oh, Arnie. Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too MUCH.
777030 Oh, Arnie, sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much.

the adventures of ford fairlane
hibb... hibbdy... Maybe I did die in the explosion, you know.
777395 Hebedeebuh.  Hebedeebuh.  Maybe I did die in the explosion.

the adventures of ford fairlane
Your assistant is quite special. I look forward to raping her at your funeral.
777280 Your mom is special.  I look forward to raping her at your funeral.

the adventures of ford fairlane
So many assholes... So few bullets...
776936 So many assholes, so few bullets.

the adventures of ford fairlane
Damn, baby, I hope you signed some organ donor cards.
777282 Damn baby, I hope you filled out some organ donor cards...

the adventures of ford fairlane
Here's to you, Johnny. Sucking my dick.
777050 ... sucking my dick.

the adventures of ford fairlane
Hey, great pipes, huh? I've heard cats fuck with more harmony.
777132 I've heard cars fuck with more harmony.

the adventures of ford fairlane
You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.
776963 You're ten seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.

the american president
Mr. President, you've got bigger problems than losing me. You just lost my vote.
48882 Mr. President, you got bigger problems than losing me. You just lost my vote.

the american president
It's sass, right? You're sassin' me.
48642 It's sass, right? You're sassing me.

the american president
I feel a nightmare coming on...
47938 I feel a nightmare coming on. 1 in the corner.

the american president
The White House is the single greatest home court advantage in the modern world.
47897 The White House has the single greatest home court advantage in the modern world.

the american president
Perhaps it would be better if you bill me for the flowers, I'm sure it'll be all right with your boss... Well, I don't know if you recognize my voice, but this is the president... Of the United States!... Hello?
48165 Ah. Listen, what might be better is if you just bill me for the flowers. I'm sure it'll be okay with your boss. Well, I don't know if you recognize my voice, but this is the President. The United States. Hello, hello...

the american president
If you were a dork you should say you're sorry. Girls like that.
48861 If you were a dork, you should say you're sorry. Girls like that.

the american president
Dig it, Miss Wade-you're the President's Girlfriend!
48202 Dig it, Ms. Wade. You're the President's girlfriend.

the american president
Seven trillion dollar communications system at my disposal, and I can't find out if the Packers won.
48653 Seven-trillion-dollar communications system at my disposal, you'd think I'd be able to find out if the Packers won.

the american president
Let me see if I got this. The third story on the news tonight was that someone I didn't know thirteen years ago when I wasn't president participated in a demonstration where no laws were being broken in protest of something that so many people were against, it doesn't exist anymore. Just out of curiosity, what was the fourth story?
48573 Let me see if I've got this: The third story on the news tonight was that someone I didn't know 13 years ago, when I wasn't President, participated in a demonstration where no laws were being broken in protest of something that so many people were against it doesn't exist anymore? Just out of curiosity, what was the fourth story?

the american president
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Roosevelt Room, giving Lewis oxygen.
48984 It's nice to see you, Ms. Wade. If anybody needs me, I'll be in the Roosevelt Room, giving Lewis oxygen.

the american president
Yeah, hi, good morning... how do I get an outside line?  Well, that was easy.
48143 Yeah, good morning. How do I get an outside line? Really? That's simple. Thank you.

the american president
There's never an egg timer around when you need one.
48203 There's never an egg timer around when you need one.

the american president
Sydney, Congress doesn't take this long.
48015 Sydney? Sydney, Congress doesn't take this long to--

the american president
We had a nice couple of minutes together. She threatened me, I patronized her. Didn't have anything to eat, but I thought there was a connection.
47934 No, it's just that we had a nice couple of minutes together. She threatened me and I patronized her and we didn't have anything to eat, but I thought there was a connection.

the american president
America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You've got to want it bad, because it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say, "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil who is standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the 'land of the free'? Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Now show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the 'land of the free.'"
48962 You gotta want it bad, 'cause it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say, "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who's standing center stage and advocating, at the top of his lungs, that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the land of the free, then the symbol of your country can't just be a flag; the symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest." Show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the land of the free. I've known Bob Rumson for years. I've been operating under the assumption that the reason Bob devotes so much time and energy to shouting at the rain was that he simply didn't get it. Well, I was wrong.

the anniversary party
Um... I lost my husband and my beeper... have you seen either one of them?
61594 I've lost my husband and my beeper. Have either of you seen either of them?

the apartment
That's the way it crumbles... cookie-wise.
64383 I don't know. I guess that's the way it crumbles -- cookie-wise.

the apartment
Why do people have to love people anyway?
64017 Why do people have to love people, anyway?

the apartment
Premium-wise and billing-wise, we are eighteen percent ahead of last year, October-wise.
63366 Premium-wise and billing-wise, we are eighteen percent ahead of last year, October-wise.

the apartment
All right, Miss Kubelik, get up.  It's past checking-out time. The management would greatly appreciate it if you would get the hell out of here!  I used to like you. I used to like you a lot. But it's all over between us. So beat it!  Oh, you, tee, out!  C'mon, wake up!  Oh, my God...!
63793 All right, Miss Kubelik -- get up. It's past checking-out time, and the hotel management would appreciate it if you would get the hell out of here. Look, Miss Kubelik, I used to like you -- I used to like you a lot -- but it's all over between us -- so beat it -- O-U-T -- out! Come on -- wake up!

the apartment
Just because I wear a uniform doesn't make me a girl scout.
63655 Don't be too sure. Just because I wear a uniform -- that doesn't make me a Girl Scout.

the apartment
Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand, and there you were.
64215 You know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe -- shipwrecked among eight million people. Then one day I saw a footprint in the sand -- and there you were -- It's a wonderful thing -- dinner for two.

the apartment
Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I'm concerned you're tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.
63656 Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character -- and as far as I'm concerned, you're tops. I mean, decency-wise -- and otherwise-wise. Cheers.

the apartment
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... nothin'... no action... dullsville!
63730 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring -- Nothing -- No action -- Dullsville! You married?

the apartment
I'd like to spell it out for you... only I can't spell!
64385 I'd spell it out for you -- only I can't spell.

the apartment
I was jinxed from the word go. The first time I was ever kissed was in a cemetery.
64023 That's me with men. I've been jinxed from the word go -- first time I was ever kissed was in a cemetery.

the apartment
You fool. You damn fool.
64260 You fool -- you damn fool.

the apartment
Mildred! He's at it again.
63306 Mildred -- he's at it again.

the assignment
I'm not the madam, kid. I'm just one of the whores, just like you.
70975 Just like that. I ain't the Madam kid... I'm just one of the whores. And so are you.

the avengers
How real do you feel, Mrs. Peel?
77447 For you, Mrs. Peel.

the avengers
Mrs. Peel, you're needed.
77568 Mrs. Peel ... ! Mrs. Peel ...

the battle of shaker heights
He's a VH1 documentary without the music.
97719 He's a VH-1 documentary without the music.

the battle of shaker heights
A funny thing just happened to me. I thought you were dead on the couch.
97746 A funny thing just happened. A little trip down memory lane. I thought you were on our couch, dead.

the beach
Richard, this is just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Americans always say to French girls so they can sleep with them.
98499 That is just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Englishmen and Americans always say to French girls so that they can sleep with them.

the beach
When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. Now, in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it's just what you've been searching for all these years.
98504 When you develop an infatuation for someone, you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason, a bad one will do just as well. Taking photographs of the night sky, for example: in the long run that's just the kind of dumb irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But at the time - it's the charming eccentricity you've been searching for all these years.

the beach
Now get some sleep, I may wish to have sex again before we eat breakfast.
98905 Good, now get some sleep - I may wish to have sex again before we eat breakfast.

the beach
You hope, and you dream. But you never believe that something's gonna happen for you. Not like it does in the movies. And when it actually does, you want it to feel different, more visceral, more real. I was waiting for it to hit me, but it just wouldn't happen. The police were pissed cuz he was traveling under a false passport. But they didn't ask me about the map, so - I didn't tell 'em.
98402 You hope and you dream, but you never believe that something's going to happen for you, not like it does in the movies. And when it does, you sort of expect it to feel different. More visceral. More real. Like IMAX maybe. I was waiting for it to hit me, but it didn't. And just for the record, I never did get my ten dollars back. Richard switches his walkman back on.

the believer
I'm the only one who does believe. I see him for the power-drunk madman he is. And we're supposed to worship such a deity? I say never.
105045 I'm the only one here who does believe. You say he's mysterious, yet merciful. I see him for the power- drunk madman He is. And we're supposed to worship such a Deity?? I say Never! I say...fight him. I say --

the big lebowski
Yes, Walter, you're right. There is an unspoken message here. It's "FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" Yeah, I'll be at practice.
110259 Well that's your perception. . . Well you're right, Walter, and the unspoken Message is FUCK YOU AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. . . Yeah, I'll be at practice.

the big lebowski
Fifteen, Dude. This is it. Let's take that hill!
109900 Fifteen! This is it, Dude! Let's take that hill!

the big lebowski
My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
110100 I figure my only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.

the big lebowski
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
109641 Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--

the big lebowski
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
110027 Fuck, man! There's a beverage here!

the big lebowski
That rug really tied the room together.
109560 Yeah man, it really tied the room together--

the big lebowski
H-hey, this is a private residence, man!
110076 Hey! This is a private residence, man!

the big lebowski
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
110566 Awww, fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling.

the big lebowski
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
110474 What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!

the big lebowski
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
110289 Darkness warshed over the Dude-- darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

the big lebowski
At least I'm housebroken.
109554 Hey. At least I'm housebroken.

the big lebowski
Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.
110303 Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community!

the big lebowski
I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!
109918 I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on shabbas.

the big lebowski
Let me tell ya something - I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody - just fabulous stuff.
110378 A dick, man! And let me tell you something: I dig your work. Playing one side against the other--in bed with everybody--fabulous stuff, man.

the big lebowski
Say, friend - you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?
110583 ...Say friend, ya got any more a that good sarsaparilla?...

the big lebowski
Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!
110065 Lady, I got buddies who died face- down in the muck so you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!

the big lebowski
Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
110390 Boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they seen Karl Hungus.

the big lebowski
Where's the fucking money Lebowski?
109534 Where's the money, Lebowski!

the big lebowski
They're gonna kill that poor woman.
109935 Yeah yeah, "kill that poor woman."

the big lebowski
The story is ludicrous.
110000 The story is ludicrous.

the big lebowski
Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
109891 Fuck that! I love you, Walter, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron.

the big lebowski
He was innocent, not a charge was true, and they say he ran away... Branded!
110290 He was innocent. Not a charge was true. And they say he ran awaaaaaay.

the big lebowski
That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug.
109596 Thaaat's right Dude; they pee on your fucking Rug.

the big lebowski
Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!  Leads!  Leads...
110097 Leads, yeah. I'll just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They've assigned four more detectives to the case, got us working in shifts.

the big lebowski
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
109644 Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing--

the big lebowski
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
109782 Shut the fuck up, Donny.

the big lebowski
Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.
110472 Shut the fuck up, Donny. Not a bunch of fig-eaters with towels on their heads tryin' to find reverse on a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy--

the big lebowski
I'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.
109557 Hot damn, I'm throwin' rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.

the big white
Oh, fucking hell. I can't breathe.
111404 Oh fucking hell... I can't... breath.

the birds
Don't they ever stop migrating?
111766 Don't they ever stop migrating?

the birds
It's the end of the world
112244 It's the end of the world!

the black dahlia
I think you'd rather fuck me than kill me. But you don't have the guts to do either.
114213 I think you'd rather fuck me than kill me. But you don't have the guts to do either. You're a boxer. Not a puncher.

the black dahlia
The Dahlia's a sister?
113510 Huh. The Dahlia's a sister?

the black dahlia
Poor Betty... her problem wasn't too many enimies; it was too many friends.
113451 Betty's problem wasn't enemies. It was too many friends.

the black dahlia
Adios yourself back to the halls of Tripoli, shitbird, I've got business with the lady.
114211 Adios yourself back to the Halls of Tripoli, shitbird. I've got business with the lady.

the black dahlia
Losing the first Bleichert-Blanchard fight got me local celebrity Warrants and close to nine grand in cash. Winning the rematch got me a sprained wrist, two dislocated knuckles, and the rest of the day off.
113732 Losing the first Bleichert-Blanchard fight got me local celebrity, Warrants, and close to nine grand in cash; winning the rematch got me a sprained wrist, two dislocated knuckles and the rest of the day off. Whoever said winning isn't everything got that part right.

the black dahlia
Hearty fare breeds hearty people, haute cuisine breeds degenerates.
113631 Dig in, lad. Hearty fare breeds hearty people. Haute cuisine breeds degenerates.

the blast from the past
Uh, Eve, this is Adam. Look, I just wanted to thank you for everything you did for me. And I wanted to tell you that I... that uh... that I wish so many good things for you. I wish so hard that all of your dreams come true, and... and that's all I... and that's all.
119103 Uh, Eve...this is Adam. Look, I just wanted to thank you for everything you did for me...and I wanted to tell you that I...uh...that I wish so many good things for you. I wish so hard that all of your dreams come true. Um...I, uh...

the blast from the past
You have a wonderful sense of humor, son, I must say. The acorn does not fall far from the tree.
118109 You know, you have a wonderful sense of humor, son! I must say, the acorn doesn't fall very far from the tree. By the way, it's time I gave you something. Come with me.

the blast from the past
Lying can be a very effective dating tool.
118821 Yes! Lying is always a very effective dating tool.

the blast from the past
Oh my lucky stars! A Negro!
118295 Oh, my holy stars! A Negro!

the body snatcher
I am a small man, a humble man. Being poor I have had to do much that I did not want to do. But so long as the great Dr McFarlane comes to my whistle, that long am I a man. If I have not that then I have nothing. Then I am only a cabman and a grave robber. You'll never get rid of me, Toddy.
778649 No -- a pride to know that I can force you to my will. I'm a small man -- a humble man -- and being poor, I've had to do much that I did not want to do. But so long as the great Dr. MacFarlane jumps at my whistle, that long am I a man -- and if I have not that, I have nothing. Then I am only a cabman and a grave-robber.

the boondock saints
Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!
132949 You see this is bad television. The little assault guys creeping in through the vents and coming in through the ceilings. That James Bond shit never happens in real life. Professionals don't do that. So we've got this up here, which has novice written all over it. And all this down here that's simply a perfect textbook assassination. So here's our two possibilities. We either have rank amateurs that got lucky or consummate professionals that fucked up.

the boondock saints
Hey, Boris. What would you do if I told you your pinko Commie mother sucked so much dick, her face looks like an egg?
132826 Hey, there Boris. What would you say if I told you that your pinko, commie mother sucked so much dick...

the boondock saints
Just pour the drink, you fairy fuck.
133278 Pour the drink, faggot-ass!

the boondock saints
Hey fuck-ass, give me a beer.
132806 Hey! Fuck! Ass! Get me a beer!

the boondock saints
I'll catch you on the flip side.
133052 I'm fuckin' fine. Catch you on the flip side.

the boondock saints
First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's just what we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these boys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors now. These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and they just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we got two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".
132781 First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut munching, barrel-assed dip-shits leaked this to the press. That's just what we need now, some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be super heroes, triumphing over evil. And let me squash the rumors now. These two aren't heroes. They are two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and they just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far reaching computer system has turned up jack shit on these two. All we know is what we found out from their neighbors. And the general consensus is that they're... angels. But angels don't kill and we got two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been...

the boondock saints
You must watch, dear. It'll all be over soon.
133392 You must watch dear. It'll all be over soon.

the boondock saints
Now, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.
132927 That's a possibility. Y'know you Boston cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Another possibility is that they were placed there with religious intent.

the boondock saints
The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job.
132875 Fuckin' 90's are killin' me. I shouldn't a done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him anymore. I gotta tip-toe through the tulips with these assholes. I prance. I'm a prancer. It's what I do... sucked all the fun right out of this job.

the boondock saints
So Duffy, you got any theories to go with that... tie?
132919 So Duffy, got any theories to go with that... tie.

the boondock saints
Oh, isn't that beautiful? All the lowlifes in quiet city Boston start dropping dead and *you* think it's unrelated! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police to do my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe!
133082 Oh that's just BEAUTIFUL! All the scumbags in the quiet city of Boston start dropping dead and you think it's unrelated?! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police doing my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe! Now, get me a squad car and get me over there. I want the crime scene photos and any witness statements. NOW!

the boondock saints
Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?
132818 Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here!

the boondock saints
And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patri, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti.
132971 And shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. E nomini patri, et Fili e spiritu sancti.

the boondock saints
So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?
133341 So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns? A-and he was a senior fucking citizen?

the boondock saints
I ain't getting him no fucking bagel.
132759 I ain't getting him no fuckin' bagel.

the boondock saints
We'll start the ass-kissing with you.
132760 We'll start the ass kissing with you.

the boondock saints
Oh really! I might just be wanting a bagel with my coffee.
132758 Oooo. I might be wanting a bagel with my coffee.

the boondock saints
Yeah, it's St. Patty's Day, everyone's Irish tonight. Why don't you just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?
132821 Yeah, it's St. Patty's day. Everyone's Irish tonight. Now, why don't ya pull up a stool and have a drink with us?

the boondock saints
It looks like we've got us a cowboy.
133083 Oh... it looks like we got us a cowboy.

the bourne identity
I guess you're not home.
137623 I guess you're not home.

the bourne identity
He went out the window... why would someone do that?
137694 He went out the window -- why? -- why would someone do that?

the bourne identity
How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know.
137622 How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know.

the bourne identity
I work alone like you. We always work alone.
137907 I work alone. Like you... ...we always work alone.

the bourne supremacy
This is not a drill, soldier. We clear on that? This is a live project. You're a go. Training is over. Training is over.
138279 This is not a drill, soldier. We're clear on that? This is a live project and you are go. Training is over.

the bourne ultimatum
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne!
138759 Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.

the bourne ultimatum
Issue a standing kill order on Jason Bourne, effective immediately.
138900 Issue a standing kill order on Jason Bourne, effective immediately.

the bourne ultimatum
You'd better get yourself a good lawyer.
139127 You better get a good lawyer.

the bourne ultimatum
Do you even know why you're supposed to kill me? Look at us. Look at what they make you give.
139165 Do you even know why you're trying to kill me? Look at what they make you give.

the bourne ultimatum
Our target is a British national - Simon Ross, a reporter. I want all his phones, his BlackBerry, his apartment, his car, bank accounts, credit cards, travel patterns - I want to know what he's going to think before he does. Every dirty little secret he has, and most of all we want the name and real-time location of his source. This is NSA priority level 4. Any questions?
138663 Our target is a British national, Simon Ross, a reporter. I want all his phones, his blackberry, his apartment, his car, bank accounts, credit cards, travel patterns...I want to know what he's going to think before he does. Every dirty little secret he has. And most of all, we want the name and real time location of his source.

the bourne ultimatum
Why didn't you take the shot?
139164 Why didn't you take the shot?

the bourne ultimatum
Turn off the tape recorder.
138630 Turn off that tape recorder.

the bourne ultimatum
Listen, people - do you have any idea who you're dealing with? This is Jason Bourne. You are nine hours behind the toughest target you have ever tracked. Now I want everyone to sit down, strap in, and turn on all you've got. That would mean now.
138822 For what? You're nine hours behind the toughest target you've ever tracked. I want everyone to sit down, strap in, and turn on all you've got. That would mean now.

the breakfast club
Saturday, March 24,1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.
141485 Saturday...March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois. 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon...we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong, what we did was wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are, what do you care? You see us as you want to see us...in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athelete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at seven o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed...

the breakfast club
Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here.
141949 Yo waistoid...you're not gonna blaze up in here!

the breakfast club
Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.
141951 Chicks, cannot hold der smoke! That's what it is!

the breakfast club
My impression of life at Big Bri's house, "Son?" "Yeah, Dad?" "How was your day, son?" "Great, Dad. How's yours?" "Super. Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?" "Great, Dad. But I got homework to do." "That's okay, son. You can do it on the boat." "Gee." "Hon, isn't our son swell?" "Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?"
141856 Here's my impression of life at big Bri's house... Son! Yeah Dad? How's your day, pal? Great Dad, how's yours? Super, say son, how'd you like to go fishing this weekend? Great Dad, but I've got homework to do! That's alright son, you can do it, on the boat! Geee!!! Dear, isn't our son swell? Yes Dear, isn't life swell?

the breakfast club
Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
141636 I don't have it...screws fall out all of the time, the world's an imperfect place...

the breakfast club
That man... is a brownie hound.
141517 That man...is a brownie hound...

the breakfast club
That's very clever, sir. But what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.
141646 That's very clever sir, but what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.

the breakfast club
Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
141878 I don't...being bad feels pretty good, huh?

the breakfast club
You keep eating your hand and you're not gonna be hungry for lunch...
141518 You keep eating your hand and you're not gonna be hungry for lunch...

the breakfast club
You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?
142277 You know how you said before, how your parents used you to get back at each other...wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?

the breakfast club
Why is that door closed? WHY IS THAT DOOR CLOSED?
141623 Why is that door closed?

the breakfast club
I don't have to runaway and live in the street. I can runaway and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.
142020 I don't have to run away and live in the street...I can run away and, go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I can go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan...

the breakfast club
I'd do that. I'll do anything sexual, and I don't need a million dollars to do it either. I'm a nymphomaniac.
142068 I'll do anything sexual, I don't need a million dollars to do it either...

the breakfast club
Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy.
141643 Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!

the breakfast club
Hey, homeboy, what do you say we close that door, we'll get the prom queen impregnated.
141534 ...why don't you go close that door. We'll get the prom queen-- impregnated!

the breakfast club
I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.
141768 No I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here, is very interested in persuing a career in the custodial arts...

the breakfast club
You think he's funny? You think this is cute? You think he's "bitchin," is that it? Let me tell you something. Look at him - he's a bum. You want to see something funny? You go visit John Bender in five years. You'll see how goddamned funny he is.
141922 You think he's funny? You think this is cute? You think he's bitchin', is that it? Lemme tell you something. Look at him, he's a bum. You wanna see something funny? You go visit John Bender in five years! You'll see how God damned funny he is! What's the matter, John? You gonna cry? Let's go...

the breakfast club
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...  Oh, *shit*.
141929 A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bar- tender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says...

the breakfast club
You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you.
141884 You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you!

the breakfast club
Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.
141741 Oh...obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl!

the breakfast club
We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
142132 What's bizarre? I mean we're all pretty bizarre! Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.

the breakfast club
Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady? You know, like, sit in alleyways and, like, talk to buildings and wear men's shoes and that kinda thing?
142015 Are you gonna be like a shopping bag lady? You know like, sit in alleyways and like talk to buildings and wear men's shoes and that kinda thing?

the breakfast club
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
141515 Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

the breakfast club
Keep your fuckin' hands off me! I'd expect better manners from you, Dick.
141923 Hey keep your fuckin' hands off me! I expect better manners from you, Dick!

the breakfast club
You're kind of sexy when you're angry.
141532 You're pretty sexy when you get angry...grrr!

the bridges of madison county
So, do you want more eggs or should we just fuck on the linoleum one last time?
779380 Fine. More eggs or should we just fuck on the linoleum one last time?

the bridges of madison county
I don't want to need you, 'cause I can't have you.
779385 I DON'T WANT TO NEED YOU!

the bridges of madison county
They came home. And with them, my life of details.
779441 You all came home. And with you, my life of details.

the brothers bloom
That's my new favorite camel.
148473 That's my new favorite camel.

the brothers bloom
Eat your waffles, fat man.
148635 Eat your waffles, fat man.

the brothers bloom
and being who he wasn't, could be as he wished to be
148364 And being who he wasn't, could be as he wished to be.

the brothers bloom
You don't understand what my brother does. He writes his cons the way dead Russians write novels, with thematic arcs and embedded symbolism and shit. And he wrote me as the vulnerable anti-hero. And that's why you think you want to kiss me. It's a con.
148458 That's what he does, he writes his cons the way dead Russians write novels, with thematic arcs and imbedded symbolism and shit. And he wrote me as a vulnerable anti- hero. And that's why you think you want to kiss me. It's a con.

the brothers bloom
Trying to get something real by telling yourself stories is a trap.
148665 Trying to get something real by telling yourself stories is a trap. Trust me on that one.

the brothers bloom
You were the only audience I ever needed.
149031 You're the only audience I've ever needed.

the brothers bloom
I'm not thrilled they set this in Mexico. There could be legitimate reasons, but Mexico's- and I don't like to simplistically vilify an entire country- but Mexico's a horrible place.
148837 Well I'm not thrilled they set this in Mexico. There could be legitimate reasons, but Mexico's - and I don't want to simplistically vilify an entire country, but Mexico's a horrible place. So we'll be careful.

the brothers bloom
I don't know about "truths." A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells, the less you know.
148554 I dunno about truth. A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know.

the brothers bloom
A thunderstorm! I LOVE thunderstorms!
148725 Shh. I love thunderstorms.

the butterfly effect
Yeah, you remember me? We had a nice chat once when I was seven...
155385 Good guess, fuckbag. Remember me now? We had a great chat once when I was seven.

the butterfly effect
You really have no clue how beautiful you are, do you?
154987 You really have no clue how beautiful you are, do you?

the butterfly effect
You can't change who people are without destroying who they were.
155372 There is no "right". When you change who people are, you destroy who they were.

the butterfly effect
Shit on my dick, or blood on my knife?
155299 Shit on my dick or blood on my knife.

the butterfly effect
You can't play God son.
155374 You can't play God, son. It must end with me. Just by being here, you may be killing your mother.

the cider house rules
I'm not a doctor. I haven't been to medical school; I haven't even been to high school.
174339 I'm not a doctor. I haven't been to medical school--I haven't even been to high school!

the cider house rules
I've looked at so many women. I've seen everything, and felt nothing. But when I look at you, it hurts.
175014 I've looked at so many women... I mean, I've seen everything about them, everything... but I never felt a thing. I felt nothing. Now... with you... it hurts... to look at you.

the cider house rules
You don't find it depressing that Homer Wells is picking apples?
174849 You don't find it depressing that Homer Wells is picking apples?

the cincinnati kid
No, Lady; he hasn't gotten to me. Not yet; but he might, he just might.
176105 Not yet he isn't. But he damn well might.

the cooler
Jesus, Bernie, is that what you think? That I would fuck with your happiness? That hurts me.
192773 Jesus, Bernie, is that what you think of me? That I would fuck with your happiness? That hurts.

the cooler
Gentlemen, I want to thank you for your vote of confidence. As the new director of casino operations I want to make a personal guarantee to each and every one of you that your investment in the Golden Shangri-La will be well looked after. The future looks very bright, gentlemen. Very, very bright.
192905 Gentlemen... I thank you for your vote of confidence. As the Shangri-la's new Director of Casino Operations, I'm gonna make a personal guarantee to each and every one of you. Your investment in this casino will be well looked after. The future looks bright, gentlemen. Very, very bright.

the cooler
Don't get me wrong. Nostalgia is great. We love nostalgia. But nostalgia belongs in a museum. I think there comes a time to decide whether you're running a museum or you're running a casino.
192391 The numbers, they don't back you up, Shelly. Nostalgia's grand. We all love nostalgia -- but it belongs in a museum. I think it's time to decide whether you're running a museum or a casino.

the crow
You shouldn't smoke these. They'll kill you.
201440 You shouldn't smoke these.

the crow
A whole jolly club with jolly pirate nicknames!
201176 A whole club of pirates, with pirate names...

the crow
Take your shot, Funboy. You got me dead bang.
201273 Take your shot funboy. You got me, dead bang.

the crow
Victims; aren't we all?
201127 Victims. Aren't we all.

the crow
Can't rain all the time...
201563 It can't rain all the time.

the crow
What's all this happy horseshit?
201336 What's all this happy horseshit?

the crow
Bingo! He shoots, he scores!
201275 BANG! He shoots, he scores!

the crow
Goddamn creatures of the night. They never learn.
201156 Fucking creatures of the night; they never goddamn learn.

the crow
Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that.
201196 Great. Good night. Guy shows up looking like a mime from hell. Least he didn't do that "walking against the wind" shit; I hate that.

the crow
You know, Lake Erie actually caught on fire once from all the crap floating around in it. I wish I could've seen that.
201025 You know, Lake Erie actually caught on fire once, from all the crap in it. Wish I coulda seen that.

the crow
Holy shit! God-damned foreign cars!
201126 Holy shit... you're dead, man...

the crow city of angels
Do you know what they call a gathering of crows? Curve? A murder. A murder of crows. Think about it.
201818 Do you know what they call a gathering of crows, Curve?

the crow city of angels
Congratulations, Monkey! You just bought yourself a fighting chance!
201745 Congratulations, monkey. You just bought yourself a fighting chance.

the crow city of angels
I'll start with Nemo, and then work my way up the food chain.
201743 I'll start with Nemo, then work my way up the food chain. Where is he?

the crow city of angels
Can you look destiny in the eye without flinching?
201863 Can you look destiny in the eye without flinching?

the crow city of angels
Nothing personal, sport.
201714 Nothing personal, sport.

the crow city of angels
Life is just a dream on the way to death.
201627 "Life is just a dream on the way to death." I like that.

the crow city of angels
Some people are just born victims.
201942 Some people are born victims.

the crow city of angels
You're wasting your breath Angelito. Nobody's up there... listening.
201582 You're wasting your breath, angelito. Nobody up there's listening.

the crow city of angels
People used to put coins in the mouths of the dead. Do you know why? So they could pay the ferryman to take them across the river Styx.
201926 People used to put coins in the mouths of the dead. Do you know why? So they could pay the ferryman to take them across the river Styx. What's this?

the crow salvation
The dead can return given sufficent motivation.
202496 The dead can return, given sufficient motivation. And Corvis has that.

the crow salvation
I want to see you bend over... Officer Dutton.
202269 I want you... to bend over. Officer Dutton.

the crow salvation
Gas, spark, bad combination.
202582 Spark, gas... bad combination. And it's not this leak here, that's the least of your worries.

the curious case of benjamin button
I broke a heel! I don't make it a point to walk about in my stocking feet!
205958 I broke the heel off of one of my shoes...I don't usually walk around in my bare feet...

the curious case of benjamin button
It's not about how well you play, it's how you feel about what you play.
205724 It isn't how well you play, it's how you feel about what you're playing. Try this.

the curious case of benjamin button
You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You could swear, curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go.
206239 You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went...You can swear, curse the fates, regret everything you ever did... but when it comes to the end... You have to let go...

the curious case of benjamin button
I'm always lookin' out my own eyes.
206403 I don't know... I'm always looking out of my own eyes...

the curious case of benjamin button
It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you.
206122 It's a funny thing about coming home. Smells the same. Looks the same. Feels the same.

the curious case of benjamin button
Some nights, I'd have to sleep alone. I didn't mind, I would listen to the house breathin'. All those people sleepin'. I felt... safe.
205556 I didn't mind. I would listen to the house breathing. All the people sleeping. I felt safe.

the curious case of benjamin button
For what it's worth: it's never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of. If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.
206539 "...What I think is, it's never too late...or, in my case, too early, to be whoever you want to be...There's no time limit, start anytime you want...change or stay the same...there aren't any rules...We can make the best or worst of it...I hope you make the best...I hope you see things that startle you. Feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people who have a different point of view. I hope you challenge yourself. I hope you stumble, and pick yourself up. I hope you live the life you wanted to...and if you haven't, I hope you start all over again."

the curious case of benjamin button
Benjamin, we're meant to lose the people we love. How else would we know how important they are to us?
205900 Benjamin... We're meant to lose the people we love. How else would we know how important they are to us.

the curious case of benjamin button
Did I ever tell you I been struck by lightning seven times? Once when I was just sittin' in my truck just minding my own business:
206123 Did I ever tell you I've been struck by lightning seven times. Once I was sitting in my truck listening to the radio.

the curious case of benjamin button
You'll see little man, plenty of times you be alone. You different like us, it's gonna be that way. But I tell you a little secret I find out. We know we alone. Fat people, skinny people, tall people, white people... they just as alone as us... but they scared shitless.
205634 You'll see little man, plenty times you be alone. You different like us, it's gonna be that way. But I tell you a little secret I find out. We know we alone. Fat people, skinny people, tall people, white people... they just as alone as us... But they scared shitless...

the curious case of benjamin button
What if I told you that instead of gettin' older, I was gettin' younger than everybody else?
205896 What if I was to tell you I wasn't getting older -- I was getting younger than everybody else...

the curious case of benjamin button
You as ugly as an old pot, but you still a child of God...
205515 You may be as ugly as an old pot... but you still a child of God...

the damned united
We're from the north, Pete. What do we care about Brighton? Bloody southerners. Look where we are! We're almost in France!
208173 We cared about Hartlepools and Derby. We're from the North, Pete. What do we care about Brighton? Bloody Southerners. Look where we are. We're almost in France.

the damned united
Oh, I don't like to be beside the seaside...
208169 "Oh, I don't like to be beside the seaside.."

the day the earth stood still
I like you Mr. Carpenter, you're a real screwball!
215711 I like you, Mr. Carpenter. You're a real screwball.

the day the earth stood still
Department of Commerce. She's a secretary. They have a man they call the Secretary, but he isn't at all. My mother's a *real* secretary.
215687 Department of Commerce. She's a secretary. They have a man they call the Secretary, but he isn't at all. My mother's a real secretary. Mr. Carpenter -- now can we go see the space ship?

the day the earth stood still
Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!
216082 Gort--! Klaatu -- barada -- nikto.

the day the earth stood still
We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwill.
215522 We have come to visit you in peace -- and with good will.

the day the earth stood still
I won't resort to threats, Mr. Harley. I merely tell you the future of your planet is at stake.
215576 I don't want to resort to threats, Mr. Harley. I simply tell you bluntly that the future of your planet is at stake... I suggest you transmit that message to the nations of the Earth.

the departed
When I was growing up, they would say you could become cops or criminals. But what I'm saying is this. When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
225225 When I was your age, they would say, we become cops or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: When you are facing a loaded gun...

the departed
What we generally do - in this country... is one guy brings the items and the other guy pays him. No tickee, no laundry!
225807 What we generally do in this country is one guy shows up with the items, and the other guy pays him. No tickee...no laundry.

the departed
Fucking Ricans think they know everything. If they knew shit, they wouldn't be Puerto Ricans.
225390 Fuckin' Ricans think they know everything. If they knew shit they wouldn't be Puerto Ricans.

the departed
Do you want him to chop me up and feed me to the poor, huh, is that what you want?
225648 What, are you waiting for him to chop me up and feed me to the poor?

the departed
If we're not gonna make it, it's gotta be you that gets out, cause I'm not capable. I'm fucking Irish, I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life.
226093 I want you to know you don't gotta stay. If we're not going to make it, it's got to be you that gets out. I'm not capable I'm fuckin' Irish, so I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life.

the departed
I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker. This is gonna be fucking fun!
226374 I can't wait for you to try to explain this to a Suffolk County grand jury. This is gonna be fun.

the departed
One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
226218 One of us was going to have to die. With me it tends to be the other guy.

the departed
What Freud said about the Irish is: We're the only people who are impervious to psychoanalysis.
225473 Yes, course I do. What Freud said about the Irish is We're the only people impervious to psychoanalysis.

the departed
I'm concerned about a Chinaman who thinks it's wise to come to a business transaction with automatic weapons.  For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here - in this country... it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it.
225804 For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons because here, in this country, it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it.

the departed
We're not here to solve the case of the missing scumbag, we're here to nail Costello.
225362 We are not here to solve the "Case of the Dead Scumbag". We are here to nail Costello.

the departed
And I thought that I was the liar!
226335 I thought I was the liar.

the doors
I'm the poet and you're my muse.
238400 'cause I'm the poet and you're my muse

the doors
They don't want me - they want my *death*!
237903 Don't underestimate Death.

the doors
I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.
238478 I am the Lizard King I can do anything

the doors
We're gonna fuck death away!
238072 You're gonna cut it!

the doors
I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.
238731 I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.

the doors
Come on, let's get some tacos.
238818 Aw right. Let's get some tacos!

the doors
I was stoned. It seemed like a fun thing to do at the time.
238696 Come on Patricia, I was stoned... it seemed like the fun thing at the time.

the doors
Somebody gave me this telephone... I think it was Edie... yeah it was Edie... and she said I could talk to God with it, but uh... I don't have anything to say... so here...  this is for you... now you can talk to God.
238265 Edie gave this to me and said mmmmm, I could talk to God with this. But I don't really have anything to say. So... mmmm now you can talk to God. Oh hi!

the doors
What's wrong with being a large mammal?
238598 Yeah. What's wrong with being fat.

the doors
Actually I don't remember being born, It must have happened during one of my black outs.
238172 Actually, I don't really remember being born. It musta happened during one of my blackouts.

the doors
Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
238083 The biggest mistakes in my life have been haircuts.

the doors
You're a poet, not a rock star.
238333 Turn around rock star.

the doors
Nietzsche said, "All great things must first wear terrifying and monstrous masks in order to inscribe themselves on the hearts of humanity."
237776 Nietzche said "all great things must first wear monstrous and terrifying masks in order to inscribe themselves on the hearts of humanity". Listen children -- to the sound of the Nuremberg night.

the doors
Love, death, travel, revolt, chaos.
238142 Uh love death travel... revolt. We all write the songs, we're interested in anything about disorder, chaos, especially activity which seems to have no meaning... I think when you make peace with authority, you become authority.

the doors
Have you ever eaten human flesh?
238640 Hey John y'ever eaten human flesh? When we get to New York, I know this chick...

the elephant man
Luck, my friend, luck. Who needs it more than we?
256324 Luck, my friend, luck. Who needs it more than we?

the elephant man
Never. Oh, never. Nothing will die. The stream flows, the wind blows, the cloud fleets, the heart beats. Nothing will die.
256134 Never, oh! Never, nothing will die. the stream flows the wind blows the heart beats Nothing will die.

the elephant man
Am I a good man? Or a bad man?
256175 ...Am I a good man or am I a bad man?

the elephant man
I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!
256344 I am not an animal... I'm not... I'm not... I am a man.

the elephant man
Hello... my name is... John Merrick.
255772 Hello... my name is... John Merrick.

the elephant man
People are frightened by what they don't understand.
256117 People are often frightened by what they don't understand.

the elephant man
Life!... is full of surprises. Consider the fate of this creature's poor mother, struck down in the fourth month of her maternal condition by an elephant, a wild elephant. Struck down!... on an uncharted African isle. The result is plain to see... Ladies and gentlemen... The terrible... Elephant... Man...
255575 Here we are sir. Life is full of surprises. Ladies and gentlemen, consider the fate of this creature's poor mother. In the fourth month of her maternal condition, she was struck down by a wild elephant Struck down, if you take my meaning, on an uncharted African isle. The result is plain to see ladies and gentlemen... THE TERRIBLE ELEPHANT

the english patient
Am I K in your book? I think I must be.
258900 Am I K. in your book? I think I must be.

the english patient
Do you think you are the only one who feels anything?
259246 Do you think you're the only one who feels anything? Is that what you think?

the english patient
I once traveled with a guide who was taking me to Faya. He didn't speak for nine hours. At the end of it he pointed at the horizon and said, "Faya!" That was a good day.
258843 I once traveled with a terrific guide, who was taking me to Faya. He didn't speak for nine hours. At the end of it he pointed at the horizon and said - Faya! That was a good day!

the english patient
You speak so many bloody languages, and you never want to talk.
259352 You speak so many bloody languages and you never want to talk.

the english patient
I wanted to meet the man who could write such a long paper with so few adjectives.
258575 I wanted to meet a man who could write such a long paper with so few adjectives.

the english patient
I have to teach myself not to read too much into everything. It comes from too long having to read so much into hardly anything at all.
259314 I have to teach myself not to read too much into everything. Comes of too long having to read so much into hardly anything at all.

the english patient
Ownership. I hate being owned.
258928 Ownership. Being owned. When you leave, you should forget me.

the english patient
I must be a curse. Anybody who loves me, anybody who gets close to me... or I must be cursed. Which is it?
258533 I must be a curse. Anybody who loves me, anybody who gets close to me - or I must be cursed. Which is it?

the english patient
I once heard of a captain who wore a patch over a good eye. The men fought harder for him.
259179 There was a general who wore a patch over a perfectly good eye. The men fought harder for him. Sometimes I think I could get up and dance. What's under your bandages?

the english patient
There is no God, but I hope someone watches over you.
259317 There is no God. But I hope someone looks after you.

the english patient
Ask your saint who he is. Ask him who he's killed.
258963 Ask him. Ask your saint who he is. Ask him who he's killed.

the english patient
Every night I cut out my heart. But in the morning it was full again.
259369 Every night I cut out my heart but in the morning it was full again.

the english patient
You are a Canadian spy working for the Allies. Code-name Moose.
259196 You are a Canadian spy working for the Allies. Code-name Moose.

the exorcist
Father, could you help an old altar boy? I'm Cat'lick.
782000 Fa-dah! Can you help an old altar boy? I'm a Cat-lick!

the exorcist
Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker.
782650 Stick your cock up her ass! You mother fucking, worthless cocksucker!

the exorcist
They've found something... small pieces.
781912 They've found something... small pieces.

the exorcist
Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.
782530 Your mother's in here with us Karras, would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.

the exorcist
Cunting Hun! Bloody damn butchering Nazi pig!
782179 Cunting Hun! Bloody damn butchering Nazi pig!

the exorcist
My idea of Heaven is a solid white nightclub with me as a headliner for all eternity, and they *love* me.
782190 Listen, I don't need any encouragement, but my idea of heaven is a solid white night club, with me as the head liner, for all eternity and they love me.

the exorcist
Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don't listen to him. Remember that - do not listen.
782647 We may ask what is relevant, but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar, the demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological , Damien. And powerful. So don't listen, remember that, do not listen.

the exorcist
Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you. Let him fuck you.
782461 Let Jesus fuck you! Let him fuck you!!!

the exorcist
If certain British doctors never asked "What is this fungus?" we wouldn't today have penicillin, correct?
782442 I know that. I realize. But if a certain British doctor never asked "What's this fungus?" we wouldn't today have penicillin. Correct?

the exorcist
Take me. Come into me. God damn you. Take me. Take me.
782734 Take me! Come into me! God damn you! Take me! Take me!

the exorcist
Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
782663 Your mother sucks cocks in hell Karras, you faithless slime!

the exorcist
Father Dyer? I thought you'd like to keep this.
782764 I thought you'd like to keep this.

the exorcist
So, what's for dessert?
782183 What's for dessert?

the exorcist
There are no experts. You probably know as much about possession than most priests. Look, your daughter doesn't say she's a demon. She says she's the devil himself. And if you've seen as many psychotics as I have, you'd know it's like saying you're Napoleon Bonaparte.
782541 There are no experts. You probably know as much about possession than most priests. Look your daughter doesn't say she's a demon, she says she's the devil himself and if you've seen as many psychotics as I have, you'd know it's like saying you're Napoleon Bonaparte. You ask me what I think is best for your daughter. Six months, under observation in the best hospital you can find.

the exorcist
The Power of Christ compels you!
782701 The power of Christ compels you.

the exorcist
There isn't a day in my life when I haven't felt like a fraud. I mean priests, doctors, I've talked to them all. I don't know anyone who hasn't felt that.
781967 There's not a day in my life when I don't feel like a fraud. I mean priests, doctor, lawyers I've talked to them all, I don't know anyone who hasn't felt that.

the exorcist
There seems to be an alien pubic hair in my gin. Never seen it before in my life! Have you?
782162 There seems to be an alien pubic hair in my Gin.

the exorcist
Do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?
782464 Do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?

the exorcist
Keep away. The sow is mine.
782266 Keep away! The sow is mine!

the exorcist
You show me Regan's double, same face, same voice, everything. And I'd know it wasn't Regan. I'd know in my gut. And I'm telling you that 'thing' upstairs isn't my daughter. Now, I want you to tell me that you know for a fact that there's nothing wrong with my daughter, except in her mind. You tell me for a fact that an exorcism wouldn't do any good. You tell me that!
782542 You show me Regan's double: same face, same voice, same everything. I'd know it wasn't Regan. I'd know in my gut and I'm telling you that that thing upstairs isn't my daughter! And I want you to tell me that you know for a fact that there's nothing wrong with my daughter except in her mind! You tell me you know for a fact that an exorcism wouldn't do any good! You tell me that!

the fabulous baker boys
What's happened to you? Have you been kissing ass so long, you're starting to like it?
270827 What's happening to you, Frank? You been kissing ass so long you're starting to like it? You let that guy turn us into clowns tonight. We were always small time, but we were never clowns, Frank. What's happened to your dignity?

the fabulous baker boys
Listen, you're not going soft on me, are you? I mean, you're not going to start dreaming about me and waking up all sweaty and looking at me like I'm some sort of princess when I burp?
270243 Hey, listen. You're not going soft on me, are you? I mean, you're not gonna start dreaming about me and waking up all sweaty and looking at me like I'm some kinda princess when I burp.

the family man
You can't keep coming in and out of people's lives, messing things up. It's not right.
273981 You cant do this. You cant keep coming in and out of peoples lives, messing things up...

the family man
If you could take a dump sometime in this century, then we could go home where it's warm.
273450 If you could take a dump some time in this century, then we could go home where its warm...

the family man
Because you thought I was *cocky*, I'm now on a permanent *acid trip*?
273303 You mean because you thought I was cocky Im now on a permanent acid trip?!!

the family man
Don't screw up the best thing in your life just because you're a little unsure about who you are.
273362 Dont screw up the best thing in your life just because youre a little unsure about who you are. Okay?

the fifth element
Father, are you sure she's a supreme being?
281780 Father. You sure she's the Supreme Being?

the fifth element
Finger's gonna kill me.
281736 Finger's gonna kill me.

the fifth element
If you want something done, do it yourself. Yep!
282234 You want something done, do it yourself!

the fifth element
Me fifth element - supreme being. Me protect you.
282243 The Fifth Element... The Supreme Being... Your wife...

the fifth element
Torture who you have to, the President, I don't care. Just bring me the stones. You have one hour.
281898 ...Torture whoever you want, the president if you have to but I want those Stones. You have an hour.

the fisher king
I was attacked, two kids tried to set me on fire.
783035 Two kids tried to set me on fire.

the fisher king
I can't believe I'm on a first name basis with these peope!
783287 I can't believe I'm on a first name basis with these people...

the fisher king
I don't believe that God made man in his image. 'Cause most of the shit that happens comes from man. No, I think man was made in the Devil's image. And women were created out of God. 'Cause after all, women can have babies, which is kind of like creating. And which also accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men... 'cause let's face it... the Devil is a hell of a lot more interesting! Believe me, I've slept with some saints in my day, I know what I'm talking about. So the whole point in life is for men and women to get married... so that God and the Devil can get together and work it out. Not that we have to get married. God forbid.
783052 Oh sure... Gotta believe in God.  But I don't think God made man in his own image.  No.  'Cause most of... the bullshit that happens, is because of men.  No, I think man was made out of the devil's image and women were created out of God -- because women can have babies which is sorta like creating, and which also explains why women are attracted to men, because, lets face it, the devil is a helluva lot more interesting -- I slept with a few saints and let me tell you... <u>Booooorring</u>!!!... And so the whole point of life, I think, is for men and women to get married so the devil and God can live together and, ya know -- work it out...  ... Not that we have to get married.

the fisher king
Holding my penis... what a wonderful way of saying how much you like me.
783354 Holdin' my penis... What a lovely way of sayin' how Much ya like me...

the fisher king
You ever read any Nietzsche? Nietzsche says there's two kinds of people in the world: people who are destined for greatness like Walt Disney... and Hitler. Then there's the rest of us, he called us "the bungled and the botched." We get teased. We sometimes get close to greatness, but we never get there. We're the expendable masses. We get pushed in front of trains, take poison aspirin... get gunned down in Dairy Queens.
782892 ... Nieztsche says that there are two kinds of people in this world... People who are destined for greatness like... Walt Disney and... Hitler... and then there's the rest of us... He called us the Bungled and Botched. We get teased.  We sometimes get close to greatness but we never get there.  We're the expendable masses. We get pushed in front of trains... take poison aspirins... get gunned down in Dairy Queens...

the fisher king
I'm Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Jack - I can't find my baby.
783282 I'm Anne Morrow Lindbergh and I can't find my baby...

the fisher king
I wish there was some way I could just pay the fine and go home.
783063 I wish there was some way I could... just... pay the fine and go home.

the french connection
The son of a bitch is here. I saw him. I'm gonna get him.  Son of a bitch.
296160 The sonofabitch is in here somewhere. I saw him -- I'm gonna get him.

the french connection
Thank you, Howard. Take what's left there with you and good night. Ah-ah... not that one. The little one.
295998 Thank you, Howard. Take what's left there with you and goodnight.

the french connection
You wanna play "hide the salami" with his old lady?
295637 What for -- you wanna play Hide the Salami with his old lady?

the fugitive
Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.
301281 Ladies and gentlemen... our fugitive's been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground - barring injury is approximately four miles an hour, giving us a radius of six miles. I want a hard-target search of any residence, gas station, farmhouse, henhouse, doghouse and outhouse in that area. Check-points go up at 15 miles. You got that? Good. Now, turn those damn things off and get out of our way.

the game
Discovering the object of the game *is* the object of the game.
306536 So what's the object of the game?

the getaway
You run the job, but I run the show.
315223 You run the job, but I run the show. You got two weeks to set it up.

the ghost and the darkness
Oh, you're right. The devil has come to Tsavo. Look at me! I am the devil.
316890 You're right. The Devil has come. Look at me. I am the Devil.

the ghost and the darkness
Well, we all worked together. Worthy deeds were accomplished.
316802 We all worked together. Worthy deeds were accomplished. I liked the labor. My mother insisted on piano lessons- broke the dear woman's heart when I turned out to be tone deaf- but she still was always at me about being careful with my hands. I like the blood, is that strange?

the ghost and the darkness
We have an expression in prize fighting: "Everyone has a plan until they've been hit." Well my friend, you've just been hit. The getting up is up to you.
316959 They have an expression in prizefighting: "everyone has a plan until they're hit." You've just been hit... ...the getting up is up to you...

the ghost and the darkness
You build bridges, John. You have to go where the rivers are.
316687 You build bridges, John- -you've got to go where the rivers are.

the good girl
Attention, shoppers. There's a Retail Rodeo special on aisle 3. Liquid Drain Cleaner, 2 12-ounce cans for $5.00. Liquid Drain Cleaner has churning power and it will churn right through your pipes. Ladies, you need female plumbing. Shove something clean and new up your filthy pipes. That's Liquid Drain Cleaner on aisle 3. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Retail Rodeo.
331898 Attention, shoppers. There's a Retail Rodeo special on aisle three. Liquid drain cleaner. Two 12-ounce cans for $5. Liquid drain cleaner has churning power and will churn right through your pipes. Ladies, shove something clean and new up your filthy pipes. Liquid drain cleaner on aisle three. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Retail Rodeo.

the good girl
How it all came down to this, only the Devil knows. Retail Rodeo is at the corner on my left. The motel is down the road to my right. I close my eyes and try to peer into the future. On my left, I saw days upon days of lipstick and ticking clocks, dirty looks and quiet whisperings. And burning secrets that just won't ever die away. And on my right, what could I picture? The blue sky, the desert earth, stretching out into the eerie infinity. A beautiful never-ending nothing.
332415 How it all came down to this, only the devil knows. Retail Rodeo was at the corner on my left, the motel was down the road to my right. I closed my eyes and tried to peer into the future. On my left I saw days upon days of lipstick and ticking clocks. Dirty looks and quiet whisperings. and burning secrets that won't ever die away. And on my right, what could I picture? The blue sky, the desert earth streching out into the eerie infinity. A beautiful, never ending nothing.

the good girl
As a girl you see the world as a giant candy store filled with sweet candy and such. But one day you look around and you see a prison and you're on death row. You wanna run or scream or cry but something's locking you up. Are the other folks cows chewing cud until the hour comes when their heads roll? Or are they just keeping quiet like you, planning their escape.
331888 As a girl, you see the world like a giant candy store, filled with sweet candy and such. But one day you look around and see a prison and you're on death row. You wanna run, or scream or cry. But something's locking you up. Are the other folks cows, chewing cud till the hour come and their heads roll? Or are they just keeping quiet, like you... Planning their escape?

the good girl
If I were a woman, I'd be a slut. A lesbian slut.
331997 If I was a woman, I'd be a slut. A lesbian slut.

the good girl
Dear Justine, because of you I will be quitting the Retail Rodeo. The last two days have been the most God awful of my life. I've not been able to get rid of you in my head. I've never wanted anything so bad and I have wanted many things. I'd given up long ago on being gotten by someone else, and then you came along. The idea that I could be gotten because of circumstantial never get got is the worst feeling I've ever felt and I have felt many bad feelings. I'm sorry I can never see you again, Justine. Forgive me for being so weak, but that is who I am. Goodbye. Holden Worther. If, for some reason, you could change your mind and wanna be with me body and soul, meet me after work. I will be waiting for you at 5pm outside Chunky Cheese. If you are not there at five you will never see me again in your lifetime.
332030 Dear Justine. Because of you I'll be quitting the Retail Rodeo. The last two days have been the most god-awful days of my life. I've not been able to get rid of you in my head. I never wanted anything so bad, and I have wanted many things. I'd given up long ago on being gotten by someone else, and then you came along. The idea of being gotten, because of circumstance, will never get got is the worst feeling I've ever felt, and I have felt many bad feelings. I'm sorry I can never see you again, Justine, forgive me for being so weak, but that is who I am. Goodbye, Holden Wurther. If for some reason, you could change your mind and want to be with me, body and soul, meet me after work. I will be waiting for you at five PM outside Chuck E.Cheese. If you are not there at five, you will never see me in your lifetime.

the good girl
Holden gave me two of his stories to read. It was more like the story of what a story would be. It was about a boy who was put upon; whose mother is cold and selfish and whose father wanted him to play football. Other people didn't get him. Especiall girls. Soon enough the boy comes to believe that no one can ever really know him. He starts acting out, drinking and taking all kinds of drugs. At the end the boy kills himself by jumping over a bridge. The second story was pretty much the same as the first expect at the end the boy kills himself by drinking a bottle of bug poison.
332075 Holden gave me two of his stories to read. It's like what a story would be. I was about a boy who was put upon, his mother was cold and selfish, and his father wanted him to play football. Other people didn't get him, especially girls. Then the boy comes to believe no one can ever really know him. So he starts actin' out, drinkin', and doin' all kinds of drugs. At the end the boy kills himself but jumpin' over abridge. The second story was pretty much the same as the first. Except at the end, the boy kills himself by drinkin' a bottle of bug poison.

the good girl
That day I read the story Holden had wrote for me. It was kinda different from the other ones but kinda the same. It was about a girl who was put upon, whose job is like a prison, and whose life has lost all meaning. Other people don't get her, especially her husband. One day she meets a boy who is also put upon and they fall in love. After spending their whole lives never getting got, with one look they get each other completely. In the end the girl and the boy run away together into the wilderness, never to be heard from again.
332466 That day I read the story Holden wrote for me. It was kinda different from the other one, but kinda the same. It was about a woman who was put upon. Whose job was a prison, and whose life had lost all meaning. Other people don't get her, especially her husband. One day she meets a boy who is also put upon, and they fall in love. After spending their whole lives not getting got, with one look they get eachother completely. In the end, the boy and the girl run away together in the wilderness, never to be heard from again.

the good girl
Happy Halloween, Retail Rodeo shoppers. There's a Retail Rodeo special on all bulk candy on aisle 4. Ghouls and goblins, witches and warlocks, wandering these aisles day after day, I put a Halloween curse on your hellish heads.
332008 Happy Halloween Retail Rodeo shoppers! There's a Retail Rodeo special on all bulk candy on aisle four. Ghouls and goblins, witches and warlocks, wandering these aisles, day after day. I'll put a Halloween curse on you.

the good girl
If I could only get my hands on some money. If someone could just tell me the answer. I gotta do! But I don't ever do anything 'cos I end up thinking about it instead. I gotta do! But do what?
332322 But, they're dirty. They're sweet. If I could only get my hands on some money, someone could just tell me the answer. I gotta do. But If I ever do, I end up thinking about it instead. I gotta do. But do what? pushes the blackberry he's about to What...? What was that for?

the good girl
You know, sometimes I think to myself: At least it can't get any worse. But it can! It can get worse! As long as you can say you hit rock bottom, you haven't.
332303 You know, sometimes, I think to myself, at least it can't get any worse. But it can. I can worse. As long as you can say you've hit rock bottom you can.

the good girl
You're a hooker, you hooker.
332262 You're a hooker, you hooker.

the good girl
After living in the dark for so long, a glimpse of the light can make you giddy. Strange thoughts come into your head and you better think'em. Has a special fate been calling you and you not listening? Is there a secret message right in front of you and you're not reading it? Is this your last, best chance? Are you gonna take it? Or are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?
331993 After livin in the dark for so long a glimspe of the light can make you giddy. Strange thought come into your head and you'd better think 'em. Has a special fate been callin' you and you not listenin? Is there a secret message right in front you, and you're not reading it? Is this your last, best chance? Are you gonna take it? Or are you goin' to the grave with unlived lives in your vains?

the graduate
Look, maybe we could do something else together. Mrs. Robinson, would you like to go to a movie?
335679 No - but look - maybe we could do something else together, Mrs. Robinson - would you like to go to a movie.

the graduate
Mrs. Robinson, if you don't mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange.
335339 Mrs. Robinson - if you don't mind my saying so - this conversation is getting a little strange. Now I'm sure that Mr. Robinson will be here any minute and -

the graduate
Do you need any gas, Father?
336459 You need any gas, Father?

the grapes of wrath
Sure don't look none too prosperous.
340119 She shore don't look prosperous. Want to go somewheres else?

the grapes of wrath
That Casy. He might have been a preacher but he seen things clear. He was like a lantern. He helped me to see things clear.
340401 That Casy. He might a been a preacher, but--he seen a lot a things clear. He was like a lantern--he helped mw see things too.

the grapes of wrath
You and me got sense. Them Okies got no sense and no feeling. They ain't human. Human being wouldn't live the way they do. Human being couldn't stand to be so miserable.
340056 Well, you and me got sense. Them Okies got no sense or no feeling. They ain't human. A human being wouldn't live like they do. A human being couldn't stand it to be so miserable.

the grapes of wrath
Takes no nerve to do something, ain't nothin' else you can do.
340049 It don't take no nerve to do somep'n when there ain't nothin' else you can do.

the grapes of wrath
There ain't nobody gonna push me of my land! My grandpa took up this land 70 years ago, my pa was born here, we were all born on it. And some of of us was killed on it! ...and some of us died on it. That's what make it our'n, bein' born on it,...and workin' on it,...and and dying' on it! And not no piece of paper with the writin' on it!
339721 Well, I'm right here to tell you, mister, ain't nobody going to push me off my land! Grampa took up this land seventy years ago. My pa was born here. We was all born on it, and some of us got killed on it, and some died on it. And that's what makes it ourn--bein' born on it, and workin' it, and dyin' on it--and not no piece of paper with writin' on it! So just come on and try to push me off!

the grapes of wrath
If there was a law, they was workin' with maybe we could take it, but it ain't the law. They're workin' away our spirits, tryin' to make us cringe and crawl, takin' away our decency.
340231 I know, Ma. I'm a tryin'. If it was the law they was workin' with, we could take it. But it ain't the law. They're workin' away at our spirits. They're tryin' to make us cringe an' crawl. They're workin' on our decency.

the grapes of wrath
Tom, you gotta learn like I'm learnin'. I don't know it right yet myself. That's why I can't ever be a preacher again. Preachers gotta know. I don't know. I gotta ask.
340350 Got to learn, like I'm a-learnin'. Don't know it right yet myself, but I'm tryin' to fin' out. That's why I can't ever be a preacher again. Preacher got to know. I don't. I got to ask.

the grapes of wrath
Well, Pa, a woman can change better'n a man. A man lives sorta - well, in jerks. Baby's born or somebody dies, and that's a jerk. He gets a farm or loses it, and that's a jerk. With a woman, it's all in one flow, like a stream - little eddies and waterfalls - but the river, it goes right on. Woman looks at it thata way.
340635 Woman can change better'n a man. Man lives in jerks--baby born, or somebody dies, that's a jerk--gets a farm, or loses one, an' that's a jerk. With a woman it's all one flow, like a stream, little eddies, little waterfalls, but the river it goes right on. Woman looks at it like that.

the grapes of wrath
Rich fellas come up an' they die, an' their kids ain't no good an' they die out. But we keep a'comin'. We're the people that live. They can't wipe us out; they can't lick us. We'll go on forever, Pa, 'cause we're the people.
340638 I know. Maybe that makes us tough. Rich fellas come up an' they die, an' their kids ain't no good, an' they die out. But we keep a-comin'. We're the people that live. Can't nobody wipe us out. Can't nobody lick us. We'll go on forever, Pa. We're the people.

the green mile
Boy, watchu lookin' at? Watchu lookin' at? You limp noodle. Ya wanna kiss my ass? Ya wanna suck my dick?
341390 What'a you looking at, you limp noodle? You wanna kiss my ass or suck my dick?

the green mile
Percy met your mouse.
340819 Percy met your mouse.

the green mile
I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.
341237 I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.

the green mile
Take my hand, boss. You see for yourself.
341396 Take my hand, boss. You see for yourself.

the green mile
He's chokin'. Whatever he sucked out of her, he's choking on!
341344 He's choking! Whatever he sucked out of her, he's choking on it!

the green mile
They usually call death row the Last Mile, but we called ours the Green Mile, because the floor was the color of faded limes. We had the electric chair then. Old Sparky, we called it. I've lived a lot of years, Ellie, but 1935 takes the prize. That was the year I had the worst urinary infection of my life. That was also the year of John Coffey and the two dead girls.
340683 They usually call death row the Last Mile, but we called ours the Green Mile, because the floor was the color of faded limes. We had the electric chair then. Old Sparky, we called it. I've lived a lot of years, Ellie, but 1935 takes the prize. That was the year I had the worst urinary infection of my life. That was also the year of John Coffey, and the two dead girls...

the green mile
We'll be doing this for real tomorrow night and I don't want nobody to remember some stupid joke like that and get it going again. You ever try to not to laugh in church when something funny gets stuck in your head? Same goddamn thing.
340868 That's why I don't like it. Tomorrow night we're doing this for real. I don't want somebody remembering a stupid joke like that and getting going again. Ever try not laughing in church once something funny gets stuck in your head. Same goddamn thing.

the green mile
You love your sister? You make any noise, you know what happens. I'm gonna kill her instead of you. Understand?
341401 You lover your sister? You make any noise, know what happens? I'll kill her instead of you. And if you make any noise, I'll kill her.

the green mile
Seeing a man die isn't enough for you, you gotta be close enough to smell his nuts cook?
340891 What's with you? Seeing a man die isn't enough? You gotta be close enough to smell his nuts cook?

the green mile
I guess sometimes the past just catches up with you, whether you want it to or not.
340675 I guess sometimes the past just catches up with you, whether you want it to or not. It's silly.

the green mile
Please boss, don't put that thing over my face, don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark.
341493 Please, boss, don't put that thing over my face. Don't put me in the dark, I's afraid of the dark.

the green mile
A big man is ripping your ears off Percy. I'd do as he says.
341271 The man's ripping your ears off, Percy. I'd do as he says.

the green mile
We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so long.
341552 We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile is so long...

the green mile
Wipe your face before you get up Dean.
341487 Wipe you face before you stand up, Dean.

the green mile
The man is mean, careless, and stupid. Bad combination in a place like this.
340758 The man is mean, careless, and stupid. Bad combination in a place like this. Sooner or later, he's gonna get somebody hurt. Or worse.

the green mile
I let Harry take those chains off you... you gonna be nice?
340711 If I let Harry take those chains off you, you gonna be nice?

the green mile
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
340725 Couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.

the green mile
I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.
341409 I think this boy's cheese slid off his cracker.

the green mile
It's a tumor, Paul. A brain tumor. They got x-ray pictures of it. The size of a lemon, they said... way deep down inside where they can't operate. I haven't told her. I can't think of how. For the life of me, Paul, I can't think of how to tell my wife... she's going to die.
340925 They got X-ray pictures of it. It's the size of a lemon, they said, and way down deep inside where they can't operate. They say she'll be dead by Christmas. I haven't told her. I can't think how. For the life of me, Paul, I can't think how to tell my wife she's going to die.

the green mile
Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.
340721 Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.

the green mile
I dreamed of you. I dreamed you were wandering in the dark, and so was I. We found each other. We found each other in the dark.
341357 I dreamed of you. I dreamed you were wandering in the dark, and so was I. We found each other. We found each other in the dark.

the green mile
I don't see why white man has to sit in a nigger electric chair. White man should have his own damn electric chair.
341289 Niggers oughtta have they own 'lectric chair. White man oughtn't havta sit in no nigger 'lectric chair, nossir...

the green mile
Honey, if you don't tell me what's on your mind, I'm afraid I'll have to smother you with a pillow.
341208 Honey? If you don't say what's on your mind, I'm afraid I'll have to smother you with a pillow.

the grifters
Well, who's a boy gonna talk to if not his mother?
343730 Well? Who's a boy gonna talk to, if not his mother?

the grifters
The last modern thing I liked was the miniskirt. With technology now, nobody understands it... and that's the simple fact of the situation.
343791 The last modern thing I liked was the miniskirt. Your technology, now, nobody understands it, and that's the simple fact of the situation.

the grifters
I gave you your life twice. I'm asking you to give me mine once.
343864 I gave you your life twice. I'm asking you to give me mine once. I need the money.

the grudge
The whole time I was in that house I felt something was wrong. What happened there?
346561 The whole time I was in that house, I felt something was... wrong.

the grudge
I just want her to leave me alone!
346335 I just want her to leave me alone.

the hangover
It's the weekend, Budnick. I don't know you. You do not exist.
351721 I don't know! I don't know why I insisted!

the hangover
To a night the four of us will never forget!
351154 Well then...to a night we'll never forget.

the hangover
And we're the three best friends that anyone could have!
351142 And to being here, with my best friends in the world. There's nowhere else I'd rather be.

the haunting
Oh, come on this is crazy; maybe she doesn't want to be found.
361841 We can't stay here looking for her. She doesn't want to be found...

the haunting
You find out what you wanted to know... doctor?
361882 You find out what you wanted to know, mister?

the haunting
Eleanor help me! I gotta pee!
361333 Eleanor, help me! I've got to pee!

the haunting
He won't let them go!
361870 No! No! Let them go!

the hebrew hammer
Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers!
366243 Shabat Shalom, motherfuckers.

the hebrew hammer
What with all the attention the newspapers and television has been giving you, you'd think you were the Pope or something.
366609 But with all the attention the newspapers and television have given you, you'd think that you were the pope or something.

the hebrew hammer
My cane!  Give me back my cane! Fuck.
366003 Give it back! Give me back my yarmulke!

the hebrew hammer
I hope you've all learned a very important lesson today. Just because Mordechai's people are different from us, and just because they may appear strange to us with their furry hats, beady eyes, and long sideburns, not to mention their bizarre customs and unnecessarily gutteral funny-sounding names. Just because they control ALL of the world's money, yet they are too cheap to buy their children anything better than spinning tops for presents, does not mean that we can't learn to love and respect them as our equals. Happy chanuyakah day 7, Mordy!
365994 Very good class. I hope you've all learned an important lesson today. Just because Mordechai's people are different from us...just because they might appear strange to us with their furry hats, their beady eyes, and their long sideburns...not to mention their bizarre customs and unnecessarily guttural, funny sounding names...just because they control all of the worlds' money, yet are too cheap to buy their children anything better than spinning tops for presents, does not mean that we can't learn to respect and love them as our equals.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.
380378 It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure on-going quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
I checked The Guide for the best way to rescue a prisoner from Vogsphere, it said "don't".
380286 I checked the guide for ways to rescue a prisoner from Vogsphere. It said "Don't." I'm assuming your plan is better.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Zaphod's just zis guy, ya know?
379909 Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know --

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
In the name of people, and freedom, and democracy, and stuff like that, I hereby kidnap myself, and I'm taking this ship with me. Whoo!
379902 So, in the name of the people and freedom and, I dunno, democracy and stuff like that, I hereby declare this ship officially stolen!

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has widely been considered as a bad move.
380174 In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
The election is ancient history, Zaphod. If memory serves, you won, proving that good looks and charm win over brilliance and the ability to govern. And for the record? You *are* stupid.
380200 The election is ancient history, Zaphod, but if memory serves -- you won, proving that good looks and charm win over brilliance and ability to govern.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
I can't do this without my third arm!
380384 I can't do this without my other arm!

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Resistance is useless!
379851 Resistance is useless!

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.
379724 Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience members died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. The very worst poetry in the universe was written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. Thankfully it was destroyed when the earth was.
379865 The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning," four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid- Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
It won't affect me, I'm already a woman.
380510 Won't affect me. I'm already a woman.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.
380445 I could calculate your chances of survival -- but you won't like it.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Life? Don't talk to me about life!
379932 Life. Don't talk to me about life.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
We don't want to be happy, we want to be famous.
380588 We don't want to be happy. We want to be rich.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!
379907 If there's anything more important than my ego on this ship, I want it caught and shot now.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Vogons. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious, and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, lost, found, queried, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighter. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you.
379832 Vogons are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy - not evil, but bad- tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as fire-lighters.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.
379943 I've been ordered to take you up to the bridge. Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? - 'cause I don't.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
OK. Leave this to me. I'm British. I know how to queue.
380324 Leave this to me. I'm British. I know how to queue.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Greetings. This is a recorded announcement as we are all out at the moment. The Commercial Council of Magrathea thanks you for your esteemed visit but regrets that the entire planet is temporarily closed. If you would like to leave your name and a planet where you can be contacted, kindly do so at the tone.
380374 Greetings. This is a recorded announcement as we're all out the moment. The Commercial council of Magrathea thanks you for your esteemed visit, but regrets that the entire planet is temporarily closed for business. If you would like to leave your name and a planet where you can be contacted, kindly do so at the tone.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
They don't think, they don't imagine, most of them can't even spell, they just run things. And if we don't hitch a ride soon, you won't need the guide to tell you just how unpleasant they can be. They already destroyed a planet today, and that always makes them a little... eeee!
379835 They can't think, they can't imagine, most of them can't even spell. They just run things. And if we don't get a ride soon, you won't b need the guide to illustrate just how unpleasant the Vogons can be. They've destroyed a planet today, that always makes them a little feisty.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
I should have said it resembles tea.
380033 I suppose I should have said it resembles tea.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
That doesn't sound good.
380570 Yes. Got to sound good.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
379738 This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

the horse whisperer
How are you doing out there in Marlboro country?
383734 So, how are you doing in Marlboro country? Is the magazine complaining at all?

the horse whisperer
Who's going to want me now?
384066 Who's going to want me now?

the hospital
It's hard for me to take your despair very seriously, Doctor. You obviously enjoy it so much.
384604 Well, it's hard for me to take your despair very seriously, Doctor. You obviously enjoy it so much.

the hospital
I am the fool for Christ, and Paraclete of Caborca.
384790 I am the Fool for Christ and the Paraclete of Caborca.

the hudsucker proxy
Say, buddy, who's the most liquid businessman on the street? Waring Hudsucker!
391781 Say, buddy! Who's the most liquid businessman on the street?

the hudsucker proxy
You're a MUNCIE girl?
392001 You're from Muncie?!

the hudsucker proxy
I used to think you were a swell guy. Well, to be honest, I thought you were an imbecile. But then I figured out you WERE a swell guy... A little slow, maybe, but a swell guy. Well, maybe you're not so slow, But you're not so swell either. And it looks like you're an imbecile after all!
392347 Shutup! -- but then I figured out you were a swell guy, a little slow maybe, but a swell guy! Well, maybe you're not so slow, but you're not so swell either and it looks like you're an imbecile after --

the hudsucker proxy
Sir, my leg is on fire!
391850 Sir, my leg is on fire!

the hudsucker proxy
Please Sir, this job, running the elevator is all I got.
392387 Aw, please, sir -- this job, it's all I got!

the hudsucker proxy
Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump it's ass a-hoppin'.
391870 Yeah, and if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'! I don't want excuses, I want results!

the hudsucker proxy
Strictly speaking, I'm never supposed to do this. But have you got a better idea?
392507 Strictly speakin', I'm never spozed to do this but... have you got a better idea?

the hudsucker proxy
Now let me ask you a question: Would an imbecile come up with this?
392068 Oh sure, you're biased -- you're a fellow Muncian. But would an imbecile come up with this?

the hudsucker proxy
Fight on, fight on, dear old Muncie/Fight on, hoist the gold and blue/You'll be tattered, torn, and hurtin'/Once the Munce is done with you/Go... Eagles!
392003 'Fight on fight on dear old Muncie Fight on -- Hoist the gold and blue You'll be tattered, torn and hurtin' Once 'The Munce' is done with you!'

the hudsucker proxy
It's a pity to waste a whole Montecristo.
391683 Pity to waste a whole Monte Cristo.

the hudsucker proxy
The Einstein of Enterprise. The Edison of Industry. The Billion Dollar Cranium. Idea Man. And not one of you mugs has given me a story on him! Bunch of lame-brained... Facts, figures, charts! They never sold a newspaper! I read this morning's edition of the Argus and let me tell you something: I'd wrap a fish in it! I'd use it as kindling! Hell, I'd even train my poodle on it if he wasn't a French poodle and more partial to the pages of Paris Soir, but I sure wouldn't shell out a hard-earned nickel to read the dadblamed thing!
391866 Facts, figures, charts! They never sold a newspaper! I read this morning's edition of the Argus and let me tell you something: I'd wrap a fish in it! I'd use it as kindling! Hell, I'd even train my poodle with it if he wasn't a French poodle and more partial to the pages of Paree Soir! But I sure wouldn't shell out a hard-earned nickel to read the dadblamed thing!

the hudsucker proxy
Martinis are for squares, man.
392449 Martinis are for squares, man.

the hudsucker proxy
Norville Barnes, you don't know a thing about that woman. You don't know who she really is. Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about.
392089 Norville Barnes, you don't know a thing about that woman! You don't know who she really is! And only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about!

the hudsucker proxy
I spects old Moses knows just about everything, leastways if it concerns Hudsucker.
392095 Ah guess ole Moses knows jes about ever'thing, leastways if it concerns Hudsuckuh.

the hudsucker proxy
The barred-window boys are out looking for him now. We'll see how Wall Street likes the news that the president of Hudsucker is heading for the booby hatch. Huh! When Doc Bromfenbrenner gets through with him, he'll need diapers and a dribble cup!
392472 ...The barred-window boys are out looking for him now, and we'll see how Wall Street likes the news that the President of Hudsucker Industries is headed for the booby-hatch. Why, when the doc gets through with him he'll need diapers and a dribble cup...

the hustler
You're here on a rain check, and I know it! You're hanging on by your nails. Let that glory whistle ring out loud and clear, and you're a wreck on a railroad track! You're a horse that finished last! Now, don't make trouble, Miss Lady Bug! Live and let live while you can!
784467 Listen, Miss Ladybird, you're here on a rain check and I know it. You're hanging on by your nails. You let that glory whistle blow loud and clear for Eddie and you're a wreck on a railroad track. You're a horse that finished last. So don't make trouble, Miss Ladybird. Live and let live. While you can.

the hustler
You can't see it, can you, Charlie? I mean, you've never been able to see it. I came after him. And I'm gonna get him. I'm goin' with him all the way. The pool game is not over until Minnesota Fats says it's over. Is it over, Fats?
783919 You can't see it, can you, Charlie? I mean, you've never been able to see it. I came after him. And I'm gonna get him. I'm goin' with him all the way. The pool game is not over until Minnesota Fats says it's over. Is it over, Fats?

the hustler
You know, I got a hunch, fat man. I got a hunch it's me from here on in. One ball, corner pocket. I mean, that ever happen to you? You know, all of a sudden you feel like you can't miss? 'Cause I dreamed about this game, fat man. I dreamed about this game every night on the road. Five ball. You know, this is my table, man. I own it.
783889 You know I gotta hunch, fat man. I gotta hunch it's me from here on in... One ball, corner pocket.  I mean, that ever happen to you? When all of a sudden you feel like you can't miss? I dreamed about this game, fat man. I dreamed about this game every night on the road... five ball...  You know, this is my table, man. I own it.

the hustler
I don't rattle, kid. But just for that I'm gonna beat you flat.
784284 I don't rattle, kid. But just for that I'm gonna beat you flat.

the hustler
We have a contract of depravity; all we have to do is pull a blind down.
784167 What's this supposed to mean: "We have a contract of depravity. All we have to do is pull the blinds down."

the hustler
Maybe I'm not such a high-class piece of property right now. And a 25% slice of something big is better than a 100% slice of nothing.
784353 Maybe I'm not such a high-class piece of property right now. And a twenty- five per cent slice of something big is better than a hundred per cent slice of nothin'.

the hustler
I'm shooting pool, Fats. When I miss, you can shoot.
784629 I'm shootin' pool, Fats. When I miss you can shoot.

the hustler
Get on me Bert, I can't lose.
784621 Get on me, Bert. I can't lose.

the hustler
Do you like to gamble, Eddie? Gamble money on pool games?
783856 Do you like to gamble, Eddie? Gamble money on pool games?

the hustler
Big John, do you think this boy is a hustler?
783855 Big John! You think this boy is a hustler?

the ice storm
A person's body is his temple.
399259 A person's body is his temple, Wendy. This body is your first and last possession. Now as your own parents have probably told you, in adolescence our bodies tend to betray us. That's why, in Samoa and in other developing nations, adolescents are sent out into the woods, unarmed, and they don't come back until they've learned a thing or two.

the ice storm
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
399256 I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

the ice storm
Because of molecules we are connected to the outside world from our bodies. Like when you smell things, because when you smell a smell it's not really a smell, it's a part of the object that has come off of it, molecules. So when you smell something bad, it's like in a way you're eating it. This is why you should not really smell things, in the same way that you don't eat everything in the world around you because as a smell, it gets inside of you. So the next time you go into the bathroom after someone else has been there, remember what kinds of molecules you are in fact eating.
399208 Because of molecules we are connected to the outside world from our bodies. Like when you smell things, because when you smell a smell it's not really a smell, it's a part of the object that has come off of it -- molecules. So when you smell something bad, it's like in a way you're eating it. This is why you should not really smell things, in the same way that you don't eat everything in the world around you - because as a smell, it gets inside of you. So the next time you go into the bathroom after someone else has been there, remember what kinds of molecules you are in fact eating.

the ice storm
Ben, you're boring me. I have a husband. I don't have a need for another one.
399126 You're boring me. I have a husband. I don't particularly feel the need for another.

the ice storm
Mikey's been out of it since the day he was born.
399183 Tonight? Jim, he's been out of it since he was born.

the imaginarium of doctor parnassus
Come here, you bitch!
399729 Come back! You bitch!

the imaginarium of doctor parnassus
He's come to collect.  He's early.
399820 He's come to collect.

the imaginarium of doctor parnassus
Nothing is permanent, not even death.
400297 Remember nothing is permanent... not even death.

the incredibles
Superladies? They're always trying to tell you their secret identity... think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, "Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're, uh... S-Super, Mega, Ultra Lightning Babe, that's alright with me. I'm good... I'm good.
401812 Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I said, ''Girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego.'' or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good.

the incredibles
Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.
402422 Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.

the incredibles
I cut it a little roomy for the free movement, the fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin...  And it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof...  And machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.
402371 Shh! Darling! Shh! I cut it a little roomy for the free movement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin, and can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof. And machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.

the incredibles
We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!
402478 We survived but we're dead!

the incredibles
Stop it! We are not gonna die! Now, both of you will *get a grip*! Or so help me, I will *ground* you for a month. Understand?
402479 Stop it! We are not gonna die! Now both of you will get a grip. Or so help me I will ground you for a month! Understand?

the incredibles
Settle down, are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so.
401818 Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so.

the incredibles
Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the, at the supermarket? Come on! Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, know what I mean?
401811 Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on. Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, y'know what I mean?

the incredibles
No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!
401813 No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. ''I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?''

the incredibles
You're not affiliated with me!
401900 You're not affiliated with me! Holy smokes, I'm late. Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.

the incredibles
Is this on? I mean, can break through walls, I just can't... can't get this on...
401806 I can break through walls, I just can't...

the incredibles
Under tremendous public pressure and the crippling financial burden of mounting lawsuits, the goverment quietly initiated the Superhero Relocation Program. Superheroes were granted amnesty from past actions under the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average people, average citizens quietly and anonymously making the world a better place.
401928 Under tremendous public pressure, and the crushing financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly initiated the superhero relocation program. The supers will be granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place.

the incredibles
Look, I'm The Dash. The Dash likes. Yeah-hah.
402413 Look, I'm The Dash! The Dash likes.

the incredibles
Somebody needs to teach this hunk of metal... a few manners!
402653 Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal a few manners.

the incredibles
This isn't the end of it! I will get your son eventually! I will get your son!
402772 This isn't the end of it! I will get your son, eventually. I'll get your son!

the incredibles
It's bigger. It's badder. Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for Mr. Incredible!
402346 It's bigger! It's badder! Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for Mr. lncredible! Whoa! Whoa! It's finally ready. You know, I went through quite a few supers to get it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, after all...I am your biggest fan.

the incredibles
Every time they run, we take a shot!
402620 Hey, look. Hey! Every time they run, you take a shot.

the incredibles
Easy, Helen, easy, easy girl. You're overreacting, everything's fine, they're just... all getting coffee! At the same time. Yeah.
402428 Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl. You're overreacting. Everything's fine. They're just all getting coffee. At the same time. Yeah.

the incredibles
Behold, the Underminer! I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon, all will tremble before me!
402803 Behold the Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon all will tremble before me!

the incredibles
We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys!
402097 - We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys!

the incredibles
Hey! No force fields!
402025 Ow! Hey, no force fields!

the incredibles
My God, you've gotten fat.
402274 My God, you've gotten fat. Come in. Come, come.

the incredibles
We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets. If he even sneezes, we'll be there with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs.
402747 We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets. lf he even sneezes, we'll be there with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs. The people of this country are indebted to you.

the incredibles
Of course I have a secret identity. I don't know a single superhero who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?
401810 Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a single one who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?

the incredibles
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out!
402605 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, time out! What have we here? Matching uniforms? Oh, no! Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl? Whoa! And got busy! It's a whole family of supers! Looks like I've hit the jackpot! Oh, this is just too good!

the incredibles
Oh, come on! You gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage, throw some screaming people, and just when all hope is lost, *Syndrome* will save the day! I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!
402607 Huh? Huh? Oh, come on! You gotta admit, this is cool. Just like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage. Throngs of screaming people! And just when all hope is lost, Syndrome will save the day! I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!

the incredibles
Does this mean we have to move again?
402776 Does this mean we have to move again?

the insider
What's this have to do with the price of tea in China?
409510 What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

the insider
You manipulated me into where I am now - staring at the Brown and Williamson Building. It's all dark except the tenth floor. That's the legal department, where they fuck with my life!
409922 You fought for me...?! ...you manipulated me...into where I am now...staring at the Brown & Williamson Building. It's all dark. Except the 10th floor! That's the legal department. That's where they fuck with my life!

the insider
So, what you're saying is it wasn't enough to fire me for no good reason. Now you question my integrity? On top of the humiliation of being fired, you threaten me? You threaten my family? It never crossed my mind not to honor my agreement. And I will tell you, Mr. Sandefur... and Brown & Williamson too - fuck me? Well, fuck you!
409277 So, what you are saying is: it isn't enough that you fired me. For no good reason! Now you question my integrity? On top of the humiliation of being fired? You threaten me?! You threaten my family?! It never crossed my mind not to honor my agreement... But I will tell you, Mr. Sandefur, and Brown & Williamson, too... Fuck me? Well, fuck you!!

the insider
Will you tell him that when I conduct an interview, I sit anywhere I damn please!
409158 Will you tell him that when I conduct an interview, I sit anywhere I damn please!

the insider
No that's fame. Fame has a fifteen minute half-life, infamy lasts a little longer.
410028 No, that's fame. Fame has a fifteen- minute half-life... Infamy...lasts a little longer.

the insider
I never left a source hang out to dry, ever! Abandoned! Not 'till right fucking now. When I came on this job I came with my word intact. I'm gonna leave with my word intact. Fuck the rules of the game!
410010 No, you give me a break! I never left a source hung out to dry, ever. Abandoned. Not 'til right fucking now! When I came on this job, I came with my word intact. I'm gonna leave with my word intact. Fuck the rules of the game! Hell, you're supposed to know me, Mike. What the hell did you expect? You expect me to lie down? Back off? What, get over it?

the insider
Fuck it. Let's go to court.
409627 Fuck it. Let's go to court.

the insider
'Tortious interference?' That sounds like a disease caught by a radio.
409692 "Tortious interference"? Sounds like a disease caught by a radio.

the insider
I'm Lowell Bergmann, I'm from 60 Minutes. You know, you take the 60 Minutes out of that sentence, nobody returns your phone call.
409931 "I'm Lowell Bergman, I'm from '60 Minutes.'" You know, you take the "60 Minutes" out of that sentence, nobody returns your phone call. Maybe Wigand's right. Maybe I'm hooked. What am I hooked on? The rush? "60 Minutes"? What the hell for? Infotainment. It's so fucking useless, all of it.

the insider
Stay away from me. Stay *away* from me!
409286 Stay away from me! You stay away from me!

the insider
I know what you're facing, Jeff. And, I think I know how you're feeling. In the Navy I flew A-6's off carriers. In combat, events have a duration of seconds, sometimes minutes. But what you're going through goes on day in and day out. Whether you're ready for it or not, week in, week out. Month after month after month. Whether you're up or whether you're down. You're assaulted psychologically. You're assaulted financially, which is its own special kind of violence because it's directed at your kids. What school can you afford? How will that affect their lives? You're asking yourself, "Will that limit what they may become?" You feel your whole family's future's compromised, held hostage. I do know how it is.
409616 In the Navy I flew A-6's off carriers... In combat, events have a duration of seconds, sometimes minutes... But what you're going through goes on day in and day out. Whether you're ready for it or not, week in, week out... Month after month after month. Whether you're up or whether you're down. You're assaulted psychologically. You're assaulted financially, which is its own special kind of violence. Because it's directed at your kids...what school can you afford... How will that affect their lives. You're asking yourself: Will that limit what they may become? You feel your whole family's future's compromised...held hostage... I do know how it is.

the insider
"Mike"? Try "Mr. Wallace." We work in the same corporation, doesn't mean we work in the same profession. What are you gonna do now? You gonna finesse me? Lawyer me some more? I've been in this profession fifty fucking years. You and the people you work for are destroying the most-respected, the highest-rated, the most-profitable show on this network!
409864 "Mike?" Try "Mr. Wallace." We work in the same corporation doesn't mean we work in the same profession. What are you gonna do now? You gonna finesse me? Lawyer me some more? I've been in this profession fifty fucking years. You and the people you work for are destroying the most-respected, the highest-rated, the most-profitable show on this network!

the insider
Do me a favor, will you - spare me, for God's sake, get in the real world, what do you think? I'm going to resign in protest? To force it on the air? The answer's "no". I don't plan to spend the end of my days wandering in the wilderness of National Public Radio. That decision I've already made.
409856 Do me a favor, will you? Spare me, for God's sake. Get in the real world. What do you think? I'm going to resign in protest? To force it on the air? The answer is "no." I don't plan to spend the end of my days wandering in the wilderness of National Public Radio. That decision I've already made.

the insider
You pay me to go get guys like Wigand, to draw him out. To get him to trust us, to get him to go on television. I do. I deliver him. He sits. He talks. He violates his own fucking confidentiality agreement. And he's only the key witness in the biggest public health reform issue, maybe the biggest, most-expensive corporate-malfeasance case in U.S. history. And Jeffrey Wigand, who's out on a limb, does he go on television and tell the truth? Yes. Is it newsworthy? Yes. Are we gonna air it? Of course not. Why? Because he's not telling the truth? No. Because he is telling the truth. That's why we're not going to air it. And the more truth he tells, the worse it gets!
409722 I am? You pay me to go get guys like Wigand, to draw him out. To get him to trust us, to get him to go on television. I do. I deliver him. He sits. He talks. He violates his own fucking confidentiality agreement. And he's only the key witness in the biggest public health reform issue, maybe the biggest, most-expensive corporate-malfeasance case in U.S. history. And Jeffrey Wigand, who's out on a limb, does he go on television and tell the truth? Yes. Is it newsworthy? Yes. Are we gonna air it? Of course not. Why? Because he's not telling the truth? No. Because he is telling the truth. That's why we're not going to air it. And the more truth he tells, the worse it gets!

the insider
Our standards have to be higher than anyone else because we are the standard of everyone else.
409679 Our standards have to be higher than anyone else's, because we are the standard...for everyone else...

the invention of lying
Hi, I'm Bob I'm the spokesperson for the Coca-Cola company. I'm here today to ask you to continue buying coke. Sure it's a drink you've been drinking for years, and if you still enjoy it, I'd like to remind you to buy it again sometime soon. It's basically just brown sugar water, we haven't changed the ingredients much lately, so there's nothing new I can tell you about that. We changed the can around a little bit though. See, the colors here are different there, and we added a polar bear so the kids like us. Coke is very high in sugar and like any high calorie soda it can lead to obesity in children and adults who don't sustain a very healthy diet. So that's it, it's coke. It's very famous, everyone knows it. I'm Bob, I work for coke, and I'm asking you to not stop buying coke. That's all.It's a bit sweet. Thank you.
415749 Hi, I'm Jim and I'm the spokesperson for the Coca-Cola company. I'm here today to ask you to continue buying coke. I'm sure it's a drink you've been drinking for years, and if you still enjoy it, I'd like to remind you to buy it again sometime soon. It's basically just brown sugar water, we haven't changed the ingredients much lately, so there's nothing new about it I can say. We changed the can around a little bit. See, the colors here are a little different, and we even put a polar bear on it for the kids. Also, coke is very high in sugar, can lead to obesity in children and adults who don't sustain a healthy diet, and has a Ph acidity level high enough to dissolve teeth and bones over extended periods of time. Coke also works great at removing corrosion from car batteries and loosening rusted bolts. So that's it, it's coke. Everyone knows it. It's very famous. I'm Jim, I work for coke, and I'm asking you to not stop buying coke. That's all. Thanks.

the italian job
Hang on, lads; I've got a great idea.
422232 I know. I've got a date tonight.

the jacket
Jack Starks is *dead*.
422653 William Starks is dead... I've been to his grave.

the jacket
How much time do we have?
423036 How much time do we have?

the jacket
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
422417 I was 25 years old the first time I died...

the jacket
The real events that have happened to me have been fucked up, not my mind!
422738 No. The real events that have happened to me have been fucked up. Not my mind.

the king's speech
In this grave hour fuck fuck fuck perhaps the most fateful in our history bugger shit shit.  I send to every household of my p-p-peoples... The letter'P' is always difficult.
446773 In this grave hour, perhaps the most fateful in our history, I send to every household of my peoples, both at home and overseas...

the king's speech
If we were equals, I wouldn't be here. I'd be at home with my wife, and no one would give a damn.
445817 If we were equal I wouldn't be here, I'd be at home with my family and no-one would give a damn.

the king's speech
Waiting for me to... commence a conversation, one can wait rather a long wait.
445796 I admit if one waits for me to start a conversation one can wait a rather long time.

the kingdom
This is not a game show, Mr. Fleury. And definitely there are no deals made here. There is me telling you what you may or may not do. And there is you doing it. That's it.
449541 This is not a game show, Mr. Fleury! There are no deals made here. There is me telling you what you may or may not do and there is you doing it.

the kingdom
I don't like your jokes.
449435 I don't like camels.

the kingdom
Saudis, like Americans, don't do manual labor.
449749 Saudis, like Americans, don't do manual labor. Blowing leaves is beneath them.

the ladykillers
The apostle John said, "Behold, there is a stranger in our midst come to destroy us."
459150 John The Apostle said: Behold there is a stranger in our midst, come to destroy us!

the ladykillers
I can't really play the buttsack.
459708 I can't really play the buttsack.

the ladykillers
We want that doughnut money!
459289 We want that donut money!

the ladykillers
Niggas! Two thousand years after Jesus, thirty years after Martin Luther King, the age of Montel; sweet Lord of mercy is that where we at?
459136 NIGGAZ! Two thousand years after Jesus! Thirty years after Martin Luther King! The age of Montel! Sweet lord a-mercy, izzat where we at?

the ladykillers
You, madam, are addressing a man, who is in fact quiet... and yet, not quiet, if I may offer to you a riddle.
459193 I quite understand. Madam, you are addressing a man who is quiet -- and yet not quiet, if I may offer a riddle...

the ladykillers
You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut?
459450 ...You brought your bitch to the waffle house?!

the ladykillers
And what, to flog a horse, that if not dead is at this point in mortal danger of expiring, does this little square represent?
459358 And what, to flog a horse that if not at this point dead is in mortal danger of expirin', does the dotted square represent?

the ladykillers
Easiest thing in the world.
459256 Easiest thing in the world. I just thought -- but the canteen is much better. Good concept. Let's go with that--

the ladykillers
Oh look at this, I got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket.
459464 Little punk. I got syrup on my safari jacket.

the ladykillers
Uh, can you wield the device with your maimed extremity?
459608 And will you be able to wield the drill with your maimed extremity?

the last boy scout
Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.
461337 Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're an asshole and you're stupid. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.

the last boy scout
She's hot, Joe. She rates a three on my finger scale. That means I'd cut off three of my fingers if God would let me fuck her.
461324 Stripper in West Hollywood. Lives alone. Very hot. A three on my finger scale. Means I'd cut off three of my fingers if God would let me sleep with her.

the last boy scout
It's okay. It's okay, folks. It's okay. It's okay. Thank you. Thank you. Danger is my middle name. Don't try this at home, folks. I'm a trained professional. There's me, and there's Super Dave.
461333 Terrific. And, Joe, big favor, okay? Try to... fix yourself up, if you can manage it. Look the part. Not like the last time, okay?

the last boy scout
I told you, if you ever touch me again, I'll kill you.
462222 If you touch me again... I'll kill you.

the last of the mohicans
It was a war party. That means they're going to be attacking up and down the frontier.
464888 It was a war party. It means they're on the attack up and down the frontier.

the last of the mohicans
Someday I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.
464967 Major! Some day I think you and I are gonna have a serious disagreement.

the last of the mohicans
I just dropped in to see how you boys was doing.
464850 Dropped in to see how you boys is doin'.

the last of the mohicans
You've done everything you can do. Save yourself! If the worst happens, and only one of us survives, something of the other does, too.
465120 You try. With all you have. To save yourself. If the worst happens, and only one of us survives, something of the other does, too ...

the last of the mohicans
In case your aim's any better than your judgment.
464757 ... case your aim is any better'n your judgment.

the last of the mohicans
Death and honor are thought to be the same, but today I have learned that sometimes they are not.
465039 Death and honor are sometimes thought to be the same. Today I have learned that they are not.

the last of the mohicans
Great Spirit, Maker of All Life. A warrior goes to you swift and straight as an arrow shot into the sun. Welcome him and let him take his place at the council fire of my people. He is Uncas, my son. Tell them to be patient and ask death for speed; for they are all there but one - I, Chingachgook - Last of the Mohicans.
465167 ... a warrior goes to you swift and straight as an arrow shot into the sun. Welcome him and let him take his place at the council fire of my people. He is Uncas, my son. Bid them patience and ask death for speed; for they are all there but one - I, Chingachgook - Last of the Mohicans.

the last of the mohicans
I am Le Long Carabine! My death is a great honor to the Huron, take me!
465159 I am La Longue Carabine! My death is a great honor to the Huron. Take me!

the last of the mohicans
When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever.
464905 When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies Magua will put his children under the knife so the Grey Hair will see his seed is wiped out forever.

the last of the mohicans
You've complimented me with your persistence and patience, but the decision I've come to is this. I would rather make the gravest of mistakes than surrender my own judgment.
464941 Duncan ... Duncan, I promised you an answer. You have complimented me with your persistence and patience ... But the decision I've come to is I'd rather make the gravest of mistakes than surrender my own judgment.

the last samurai
Son of a bitch thinks he can win.
465409 Son of a bitch.

the last samurai
My ancestors have ruled Japan for 2,000 years. And for all that time we have slept. During my sleep I have dreamed. I dreamed of a unified Japan. Of a country strong and independent and modern... And now we are awake. We have railroads and cannon, Western clothing. But we cannot forget who we are. Or where we come from.
465916 My ancestors have ruled Japan for 2,000 years. And for all that time we have slept. During my sleep I have dreamed. I dreamed of a unified Japan. Of a country strong and independent and modern... And now we are awake. We have railroads and cannon and Western clothing. But we cannot forget who we are. Or where we come from.

the last samurai
The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life.
465541 You could spend your life looking for one. And it would not be a wasted life.

the last station
Look at me! This is who I am, *this* is what you married. We may be older, maybe we're old, but I'm still your little chicken. And you're still my big cock.
466276 Look at me. This is who I am. This is what you married. We're older, maybe we're old, but I'm still your little chicken You're still my big cock.

the last station
If I had a wife like you, I would have blown my brains out. Or gone to America.
466415 If I had a wife like you, I would have blown my brains out long ago. Or gone to America.

the leopard man
Wish he'd "Front Page" for me.
785087 You're lucky. I wish he'd front page for me.

the leopard man
I thought you'd might like to strut the kitten right in the middle of her act.
785120 I thought you might strut this kitten in right in the middle of her act.

the leopard man
It may sound like music to her. I can do better with my teeth in a cold shower.
785082 It may sound like music to her -- I can do better with my teeth in a cold Shower.  Click  click  click.

the leopard man
Mamacita, let me in! Let me in! Let me in! If you love me, let me in!
785176 Mamacita, let me in! Let me in, let me in!

the leopard man
You don't get the idea, mister. These cops banging those pans, flashing those lights, they're gonna scare that poor cat of mine. Cats are funny, mister. They don't want to hurt you, but if you scare them they go crazy. These cops, they don't know what they're doing.
785134 You don't get the idea, Mister. These cops banging those pans, flashing those lights - they're going to scare that poor cat of mine, Cats are funny. They don't want to hurt you -- but if you scare them - they go crazy. These cops don't know what they're doing.

the life of david gale
There once was a lesbian from Cancun/ who took a young man up to her room/ where they argued all night/ as to who had the right/ to do what and how much and to whom.
476026 There once was a lesbian from Canjuom, Who took a young man to her room, And they argued all night, As to who had the right, To do what, how, and to whom.

the life of david gale
You work so hard not to be seen as a sex object. Before long, you're not seen at all.
476410 You work hard not to be seen as a sex object. Before long, you're not seen at all.

the life of david gale
There once was a girl named Berlin. Who wanted it now and again. Not "now and again". But Now! And again and again and again.
476033 There once was woman named Berlin, Who liked a bit now and again. Not now and again, But Now! And Again! And Again! And Again! And Again!

the life of david gale
As the poets have mournfully sung/ death takes the innocent young/ the screamingly funny,/ the rolling in money,/ and those who are very well hung.
476025 All right. As the poets have mournfully sung, Death takes the innocent young, The screamingly funny, The rolling in money, And those who are very well hung.

the limey
If you could afford a place like this, you'd buy a place like this.
477756 If you could afford a house like this you would buy a house like this.

the limey
There's one thing I don't understand. The thing I don't understand is every motherfuckin' word you're saying.
477950 There's one thing I don't understand. The thing I don't understand ... is every motherfucking thing you're saying.

the limey
You tell him, you tell him I'm coming. Tell him I'm fucking coming!
477522 You tell him. You tell him I'm coming!!

the limey
Why don't they make shows about people's daily lives you'd be interested in watching? You know, like "Sick Old Man" or "Skinny Little Weakling." "Big Fat Guy." Wouldn't you watch a show called "Big Fat Guy"? I'd watch that fucking show.
477892 Why don't they have TV shows about people whose daily lives you'd be interested in watching. Y'know. Like SKINNY LITTLE WEAKLING. Or BIG FAT GUY. SICK OLD MAN. FAMILY OF LOSERS. Wouldn't that be good?

the little mermaid
Gee, you must have really been through something.
479380 Sebastian: Are you sure about this? Scuttle: Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important! Flounder: What are we gonna do!? Ursula: . . . Before the sun sets on the third day. . . . Sebastion: Ariel, grab on to that. Flounder, get her to that boat as fast as Flounder: I'll try. Sebastian: I've gotta get to the sea king. He must know about this. Scuttle: What - What about me? What about ME? Sebastian: You - find a way to STALL THAT WEDDING! Scuttle: Stall the wedding. Wh- what am I - what - that's it! Priest: Dearly beloved . . . Flounder: Don't worry Ariel. ugh - we - we're gonna make it. We're almost Priest: Yes, um, do you Eric, take Vanessa, to be your lawfully wedded wife, Eric: I do. Priest: Eh, and do you . . . Vanessa: Get away from me you slimy little- Oh, why you little- Eric: Ariel? Ariel: Eric. Eric: You - you can talk. You're the one. Vanessa: Eric, get away from her! Eric: It - it was you all the time. Ariel: Oh, Eric, I - I wanted to tell you. Vanessa: ERIC NO! Ursula: You're too late! You're too late! So long, loverboy. Eric: Ariel! Ursula: Poor little princess - it's not you I'm after. I've a much bigger fish Triton: Ursula, stop! Ursula: Why, King Triton! Ha ha ha - How ARE you? Triton: Let her go. Ursula: Not a chance, Triton! She's mine now. We made a deal. Ariel: Daddy, I'm sorry! I - I - I didn't mean to. I didn't know - Ursula: You see? The contract's legal, binding and completely unbreakable - Grimsby: Eric! What are you doing? Eric: Grim, I lost her once. I'm not going to lose her again. Ursula: Now! Do we have a deal? Ha! It's done then. Ariel: No . . . Oh, No! Sebastion: Oh, your majesty . . . Ariel: Daddy? . . . Ursula: At last, it's mine. Ho, Ho . . . Ariel: You - You monster! Ursula: Don't fool with me you little brat! Contract or no- AAAAHH! Ariel: Eric! Eric look out! Ursula: After him! Sebastion: Come on! . . . Ursula: Say goodbye to your sweetheart. Ariel: Eric, you've got to get away from here. Eric: No, I won't leave you. Ursula: You pitiful, insignificant, fool! Eric: Look out! Ursula: Now I am the ruler of all the ocean! The waves obey my every whim! Ariel: ERIC! Ursula: So much for true love! Triton: She really does love him, doesn't she, Sebastian? Sebastian: Well, it's like I always say, Your Majesty. Children got to be free Triton: You - always say that? Then I guess there's just one problem Sebastian: And what's that, Your Majesty? Triton: How much I'm going to miss her. Sebastion: Yes, Thank you, thank you. Ariel: I love you Daddy. All: Now we can walk,

the long kiss goodnight
They're gonna blow my head off, you know. This is the last time I'll ever be pretty.
484196 They're gonna blow my head off, you know. This is the last time I'll ever be pretty.

the long kiss goodnight
Suck my dick, every one of you bastards.
484321 Suck my dick, every one of you bastards...

the long kiss goodnight
I let you touch me, cowboy. I think I need a bath.
483994 I let you touch me, cowboy... I think I need a bath.

the long kiss goodnight
No. It's not a fantasy. I'm in the goddamn P.T.A...
483896 It's not a fantasy, I'm in the fucking PTA.

the long kiss goodnight
Die screaming motherfucker.
484355 Die screaming, motherfucker.

the long kiss goodnight
Don't give me attitude, sir.
483636 Don't give me an attitude, sir. You're assuming I won't shoot your sorry ass, and everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of u and mption. I'm Sergeant Madigan, Vice, and if you cop a 'tude, jerkoff, I will see to it you spend the next ten years in prison getting ass-fucked, and if the case is thrown out because my arrest is too violent, then I will personally HIRE men to ass-fuck you for ten years. So if you're an ass-fucking fan, go ahead and mouth off, but meanwhile you're under arrest for the crime of prostitution, now shut the fuck up before I cut out your kneecaps and use 'em as ashtrays. Officer Donleavy, read him his rights.

the long kiss goodnight
Life is pain. Get used to it.
483735 Life is pain. Get used to it. See, you will ride this bike home, princess. You will ride it and you will not fall again, is that understood...?

the long kiss goodnight
You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom.
484190 You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom, now shut the fuck up.

the long kiss goodnight
...It ain't over. You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. Am I telling the truth?
484249 It ain't over, motherfucker. You're gonna die screaming and I'm gonna watch. Am I telling the truth...?

the long kiss goodnight
What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?
483802 No, ma'am, it's just that... well, when we met you're all, "Oh, fooey, I burned the darn cupcakes." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later sailors come running out, they can't take it.

the losers
So... you, uh, ladies liking the angle of the dangle?
489407 Liking the angle of the dangle?

the losers
I'm warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff... Anal stuff. It turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. As the ancient Tibetan Philosophy states "Don't start none, won't be none!"
489432 It was this secret government project. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff. Anal stuff. Turned me into a dangerous Telekinetic. As the old saying goes - you don't start none... there won't be none.

the lost boys
Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.
785996 Michael... are you freebasing? Inquiring minds want to know!

the lost boys
One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.
786385 The one thing about livin' in Santa Carla I never could stomach...  All the damn vampires.

the lost boys
Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.
785759 Second shelf is mine... keep my root beers and double-thick Mint Oreo cookies there... Nobody touches the second shelf...

the lost boys
They're only noodles Michael.
785894 Why?  They're only noodles.

the lost boys
Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!
786045 You're a creature of the night, Michael!  Just like the comic book... You're a vampire, Michael!  My own brother -- a godamn shit-sucking vampire!  Wait'll Mom finds out!

the lost boys
Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew that didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.
785746 Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.

the lost boys
Don't kill anyone until we get back to you!
786209 Don't kill anybody until we get back to you...

the lost boys
I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.
786315 I think I should warn you all: It's never pretty when a vampire buys it.  No two bloodsuckers ever go out the same way.  Some scream and yell.  Some go quietly.  Some <u>ex</u>plode.  Some <u>implode</u>.  But <u>all</u> will try to take you with them.

the lost world: jurassic park
Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: first, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you have to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: my fee? You can keep it. All I want in return for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs. A male, a buck only. How and when is my business. Now if you don't like either of those conditions, you're on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a Rex nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, OK?
787644 Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions.  First -- I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is.  Your job is to sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of scotch when we have a good day.  Second condition -- my fee.  You can keep it.  All I want in exchange for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs.  A male.  Buck only.  Why and how are my business. If you don't  like either of those conditions, you're on your own.  Go ahead and set up your camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a rex nest, for all I care.  But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas.  Okay?

the lost world: jurassic park
Do you see any family resemblance?
787626 Do you see any family resemblance here?

the lost world: jurassic park
You like to have kids but you don't want to be with them, do you?
787561 You like to have kids, you just don't want to be with them, do you?

the lost world: jurassic park
Ajay, go down to my ranch, take a look around the trophy room, and then tell me what kind of quarry is on this hunt that would interest me?
787514 Ajay.  Go on up to my ranch, take a look around the trophy room, and tell me what kind of quarry you think could possibly be of any interest to me.

the lost world: jurassic park
Don't go into the long grass!
787908 NO!  DON'T GO INTO THE LONG GRASS!

the lost world: jurassic park
That's the last time I leave you in charge.
787729 Last time I leave you in charge.

the lost world: jurassic park
Now you're John Hammond.
787675 John Hammond.

the man who knew too much
You have muddled everything from the start, taking that child with you from Marrakesh. Don't you realize that Americans dislike having their children stolen?
506963 No. But I do. You've muddled everything from the start. Kidnapping that child in Marrakesh...Don't you realize that Americans dislike having their children kidnapped?

the man who knew too much
Sorry we were gone so long, but we had to pick up Hank!
507042 I'm sorry we were gone so long, Val, but we had to go and pick up Hank.

the man who knew too much
If you ever get hungry, our garden back home is full of snails. We tried everything to get rid of them. We never thought of a Frenchman!
506136 That's all right. We tried everything to got rid of them. We never thought of a Frenchman.

the man who knew too much
A man... a statesman... is to be killed... assassinated in London. Soon... very soon. Tell them in London... tell them to try Ambrose Chapel...
506364 A man...a statesman...is to be killed...assassinated...in London...soon...very soon...tell them...in London...to try Ambrose Chappell...

the man who wasn't there
I was the principal barber now. I hired a new man for the second chair. I'd hired the guy who did the least gabbing when he came in for an interview, but I guess the new man had only kept quiet because he was nervous. Once he had the job he talked from the minute I opened the shop in the morning until I locked up at night. For all I know, he talked to himself on the way home.
507616 ...I'd hired the guy who did the least gabbing when he came in for an interview. But I guess the new man had only kept quiet because he was nervous; once he had the job, he talked from the minute I opened the shop in the morning...

the man who wasn't there
Yeah, I worked in a barbershop, but I never considered myself a barber. I stumbling into it. Or married into it, more precisely.
507043 Yeah, I worked in a barbershop. But I never considered myself a barber...

the man who wasn't there
What kind of a man are you?
507337 ...What kind of man are you?

the man who wasn't there
You say he was being blackmailed, by who? You don't know. For having an affair, with who? You don't know. Did anyone else know about it? Probably not, you don't know.
507508 I don't care it's true, it's not true; it stinks. You say he was being blackmailed; by who? You don't know. For having an affair; with who? You don't know. Did anyone else know about it? Probably not; you don't know.

the man who wasn't there
Japs had us pinned down in Buna for something like six weeks. Well, I gotta tell ya, I thought *we* had it tough, but, Jesus, we had supply. *They* were eating grubs, nuts, thistles. When we finally up and bust off the beach we found Arnie Bragg, kid missing on recon; the Japs had *eaten* the sonofabitch, if you'll pardon the, uh... And this was a scrawny, pimply kid too, nothin' to write home about. I mean, I never would've, ya know, so what do I say, honey? When I don't like dinner, what do I say? I say, 'Jesus, honey, Arnie Bragg - *again*'?
507070 Japs had us pinned down in Buna for something like six weeks. Well, I gotta tell ya, I thought we had it tough, but, Jesus, we had supply. They were eating grubs, nuts, thistles. When we finally up and bust off the beach we found Arnie Bragg, kid missing on recon; the Japs had eaten the sonofabitch, if you'll pardon the, uh... And this was a scrawny, pimply kid too, nothin' to write home about. I mean, I never would've, ya know, so what do I say, honey? When I don't like dinner, what do I say?

the man who wasn't there
Me, I don't talk much... I just cut the hair
507049 ...I just cut the hair...

the man who wasn't there
There they were. All going about their business. It seemed like I knew a secret, a bigger one even than what had really happened to Big Dave. Something none of them knew. Like I had made it to the outside somehow, and they were all still struggling way down below.
507482 All going about their business. It seemed like I knew a secret--a bigger one even then what had really happened to Big Dave, something none of them knew...

the man who wasn't there
It was only a couple weeks later she suggested getting married. I said, "Don't you want to get to know me more?" She said, "Why? Does it get better?" She looked at me like I was a dope, which I never really minded from her. And she had a point, I guess. We knew each other as well then as now. Anyway, well enough.
507350 ...It was only a couple of weeks after we met that Doris suggested getting married. I said, Don't you wanna get to know me more? She said, Why, does it get better? She looked at me like I was a dope, which I've never really minded from her. And she had a point, I guess. We knew each other as well then as now...

the man who wasn't there
My wife and I have not performed the sex act in many years.
507651 My wife and I had not... performed the sex act in many years.

the man who wasn't there
I went to see a woman who was supposed to have powers of communicating with those who had "passed across" as she called it. She said that people who had passed across were picky about who they communicated with, not like most people you run into on this side. So you needed a guide, someone with a gift for talking to souls.
507656 I visited a woman who was supposed to have powers in communicating with those who had passed across, as she called it. She said that people who passed across were picky about who they'd communicate with, not like most people you run into on this side...

the man who wasn't there
I'm all shot to hell.
507348 ...I'm all shot to hell.

the man who wasn't there
They got this guy, in Germany. Fritz Something-or-other. Or is it? Maybe it's Werner. Anyway, he's got this theory, you wanna test something, you know, scientifically - how the planets go round the sun, what sunspots are made of, why the water comes out of the tap - well, you gotta look at it. But sometimes you look at it, your looking changes it. Ya can't know the reality of what happened, or what would've happened if you hadn't-a stuck in your own goddamn schnozz. So there is no "what happened"? Not in any sense that we can grasp, with our puny minds. Because our minds... our minds get in the way. Looking at something changes it. They call it the "Uncertainty Principle". Sure, it sounds screwy, but even Einstein says the guy's on to something.
507555 ...They got this guy, in Germany. Fritz something-or-other. Or is it. Maybe it's Werner. Anyway, he's got this theory, you wanna test something, you know, scientifically--how the planets go round the sun, what sunspots are made of, why the water comes out of the tap--well, you gotta look at it. But sometimes, you look at it, your looking changes it. Ya can't know the reality of what happened, or what would've happened if you hadden a stuck in your goddamn schnozz. So there is no 'what happened.' Not in any sense that we can grasp with our puny minds. Because our minds... out minds get in the way. Looking at something changes it. They call it the 'Uncertainty Principle.' Sure, it sounds screwy, but even Einstein says the guy's on to something.

the man who wasn't there
Sooner or later everyone needs a haircut.
507539 Sooner or later everyone needs a haircut...

the manchurian candidate
The assassin always dies, baby. It's necessary for the national healing.
508868 The assassin always dies, baby. It's necessary for the national healing.

the manchurian candidate
Hello, Captain. Do you remember me?
508311 Hello Captain. Do you remember me?

the manchurian candidate
Somebody got into our heads with big steel-toe boots, cable cutters and a chainsaw and they went to town. Neurons got got got exposed and circuits got rewired. Our brain cells got obliterated, Raymond.
508469 Somebody was in your head, with big steel- toe boots, a couple of cable cutters and a chainsaw, and they went to town! Neurons got wasted, circuits rewired, brain cells obliterated --

the mask
No Milo, not the *cheese*... The *keys*!
515736 Keys, Milo. Get the keys!

the mask
50 grand. 50 grand to the man who finds that green-faced son of a bitch before the cops do. I want you to get the word out to every street hustler, to every lowlife in this town, you understand? I want him here tomorrow, alive.
515439 A fifty thousand dollar reward to the man who finds this "Mask" character before the cops do. Get the word out to every street hustler and low life in this town. I want him here. In my office. Alive. By tomorrow! Now get going!

the mask
Start dancing, and I'll blow your brains out!
515633 You go out there and I'll blow your brains out!

the mask
The money better be here, Ipkiss. Or you're gonna "Ipkiss" your ass goodbye.
515679 That money better be where you said it was, Ipkiss or you can Ipkiss your ass goodbye.

the mask
Genius. That was genius. Buddy, I have chills! What side of whose bed did you wake up on, man?
515450 Woah! What side of who's bed did you wake up on?

the mask
Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.
515305 Of course. DO you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.

the matrix
I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
516571 I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

the matrix
Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?
516011 And tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call iy you are unable to speak?

the matrix
Welcome to the desert of the real.
516175 'The desert of the real.'

the matrix
Find them and destroy them
516583 Find them and destroy them!

the matrix
Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions.
516562 Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions.

the matrix
I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson.
516001 I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Anderson. You are here because we need your help.

the matrix
Neo. You scared the b'Jesus out of me.
516267 Whoa! Shit, Neo, you scared the bejeezus out of ne.

the matrix
The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Anderson. Either you choose to be at your desk on time from this day forth, or you choose to find yourself another job.
515953 The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Anderson. Either you choose to be at your desk on time from this day forth, or you choose to find yourself another job. Do I make myself clear?

the matrix
Good shit, huh? It's good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells.
516276 Good shit, huh? Dozer makes it. It's good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells.

the matrix
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
516094 Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

the matrix
Never send a human to do a machine's job.
516505 Never send a human to do a machine's job.

the matrix
You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?  Ignorance is bliss.
516287 You know, I know that this steak doesn't exist. I know when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, do you know what I've realized?

the matrix
As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Anderson.
515997 As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Anderson.

the matrix
What is "real"? How do you define "real"?
516172 What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about your senses, what you feel, taste, smell, or see, then all you're talking about are electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

the matrix
Remember... all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
516100 Remember that all I am offering is the truth. Nothing more.

the matrix
Welcome to the real world.
516280 Welcome to the real world!

the matrix
Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here.
516658 Mr. Wizard, Get me the fuck out of here!

the men who stare at goats
It's the Silence of the Goats!
524228 The silence of the goats.

the men who stare at goats
Now more than ever we need the Jedi.
524379 Now, more than ever, we need the Supermen.

the men who stare at goats
Every single one of Bill's soldiers fired high. They instinctively hadn't wanted to shoot another person. Later Bill would come across a study which revealed that only 15-20% of fresh soldiers shot to kill. The rest aimed high, didn't fire at all, or pretended to be busy doing something else.
523785 Every single one of Bill's men fired high. They instinctively hadn't wanted to shoot another person. Later Bill would come across a study by General S.L.A Marshall, which revealed that only 15-20 percent of fresh soldiers shot to kill. The rest aimed high, didn't fire at all, or pretended to be busy doing something else.

the men who stare at goats
More of this is true than you would believe.
523565 More of this is true than you would believe.

the mummy
Oh, yeah. This just keeps gettin' better and better.
546699 This just keeps gettin, better and better.

the mummy
Here I come, laddies! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
546649 Here I come, laddies!

the mummy
Stupid superstitious bastard.
546383 Stupid superstitious bastard.

the mummy
Time to close the door.
546025 Don't you close that door! DON'T YOU

the mummy
Abdul?  Mohammed? ... Bob?
546035 Abdul? Mohammed? Bob?

the mummy
Mister O'Connell, can you look me in the eye, and guarantee me that this isn't all some kind of a flimflam?
546163 Mister O'Connell, can you look me in the eye, and guarantee me this is not some sort of flimflam? Because if it is, I'm warning you --

the mummy
We are in serious trouble.
546502 We are in serious trouble.

the mummy
It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path.
546545 It is better to be the right hand of the Devil,... than in his path. As long as I serve him, I am immune.

the mummy
Oh my God it's a... it's a sarcophagus. Buried at the base of Anubis. He must have been someone of great importance. Or he did something *very* naughty.
546305 They didn't, they buried him at the foot of Anubis. He was either someone of great importance. Or he did something very naughty.

the mummy
Forget it. We're out the door, we're down the hall and we're gone.
546457 Forget it, we're out the door down the hall and gone.

the mummy
Death is only the beginning.
546714 Death is only the beginning.

the mummy
I only gamble with my life, never my money.
546171 I only gamble with my life, never my money.

the next three days
You really thought you were going to find it...
561781 You really thought you were going to find it?

the next three days
Do you think he'll ever kiss me again?
561048 You think he'll ever want to kiss me again?

the next three days
The police can have the centre of the city sealed tight in fifteen minutes.
561153 From the time they make the call, the police can have the center of the city sealed tight in fifteen minutes.

the night of the hunter
Lord, you sure knew what you were doing when you brung me to this very cell at this very time. A man with ten thousand dollars hid somewhere, and a widder in the makin'.
790548 Lord, You sure knowed what You was doin' when You brung me to this very cell at this very time. A man with ten thousand dollars hid somewheres, and a widder in the makin'.

the night of the hunter
Open that door, you spawn of the devil's own strumpet!
791178 OPEN THAT DOOR, YOU SPAWN OF THE DEVIL'S OWN STRUMPET!

the night of the hunter
It's a hard world for little things.
791508 It's a hard world for little things.

the night of the hunter
Salvation is a last-minute business, boy.
790543 Salvation is a last-minute business, boy.

the night of the hunter
I feel clean now. My whole body's just a-quiverin' with cleanness.
790732 I feel clean now!  My whole body's just a-quivering with cleanness!

the night of the hunter
You know, when you're little, you have more endurance than God is ever to grant you again. Children are man at his strongest. They abide.
791550 John, you know?  When you're little, you have more endurance than God is ever to grant you again?  Children are Man at his strongest. They abide.

the night of the hunter
I got tired of seein' children roamin' the woodlands without food, children roamin' the highways in this here Depression, children sleepin' in old abandoned car bodies in junk heaps. And I promised myself that I'd never see the day when my young-uns had want.
790532 That's right, Preacher.  I robbed that bank because I got tired of seein' children roamin' the woodlands without food, children roamin' the highways in this year of Depression, children sleepin' in old abandoned car bodies on junk-heaps; and I promised myself I'd never see the day when my youngins'd want.

the night of the hunter
Child... You were looking for love, Ruby, in the only foolish way you knew how.
791431 You was lookin' for love, Ruby, the only foolish way you knowed how.

the night of the hunter
She'll not be back. I reckon I'm safe in promising you that.
791019 She'll not be back.  I reckon I'd be safe in promising you that.

the night of the hunter
A woman's a fool to marry for that. That's somethin' for a man. The Good Lord never meant for a decent woman to want that. Not really want it. It's all just a fake and a pipe dream.
790721 A woman's a fool to marry for that.  It's something for a man.  The good Lord never meant for a decent woman to want that -- not really want it!  It's all just a fake and a pipe dream.

the night of the hunter
Women are such durn fools.
791506 Women is such fools!

the night of the hunter
When you've been married to a man for forty years you know all that don't amount to a hill of beans. I've been married to Walt that long and I swear in all that time I just lie there thinkin' about my canning.
790717 When you're married forty years, you know all that don't amount to a hill o' beans!  I been married to my Walt that long, and I'd swear in all that time I'd just lie there thinking about my canning.

the night of the hunter
No, no! Don't you touch that, little lamb. Don't touch my knife, that makes me mad. That makes me very, very mad.
791115 NO -- no, my lamb.  Don't touch it!  Now, don't touch my knife!  That makes me mad.  Very, very mad.

the night of the hunter
They abide, and they endure.
791648 They abide and they endure.

the night of the hunter
She'll be losing her mind to a tricky mouth and a full moon, and like as not, I'll be saddled with the consequences.
791337 Looky there.  She'll be losin' her mind to a tricky mouth and a full moon, and like as not I'll be saddled with the consequences.

the night of the hunter
There's too many of them. I can't kill the world.
790466 No, There are too many of them; you can't kill the world.

the night of the hunter
The boy's as stubborn and as mulish as a sheep.
790914 That boy's as stubborn and mulish as a sheep!

the night of the hunter
Man of my age needs a little snort in the morning, heat the boilers.
790629 Man o' my years needs a little snort to get his boiler heated of a morning.

the night of the hunter
There are things you do hate, Lord. Perfume-smellin' things, lacy things, things with curly hair.
790458 But there are things you do hate, Lord: perfume-smellin' things -- lacy things -- things with curly hair --

the night of the hunter
I can hear you whisperin' children, so I know you're down there. I can feel myself gettin' awful mad. I'm out of patience children. I'm coming to find you now.
791066 I hear you whisperin', children, so I know you're down there. I can feel myself gettin' awful mad, children.

the nightmare before christmas
Mmmmm... an interesting reaction! But what does it mean?
564683 Interesting reaction....but what does it mean?

the nightmare before christmas
Won't they be impressed, I am a ge-ni-us! See how I transform this old rat inTO a most deLIGHTful hat!
564787 Won't they be impressed, I am a genius See how I transformed this old rat Into a most delightful hat

the nightmare before christmas
Attacked by Christmas toys? That's strange, that's the second toy complaint we've had.
564866 Hello, police. Attacked by Xmas toys? That's strange. That's the second toy complaint we've had.

the nightmare before christmas
Release me fast or you will have to answer for this heinous act.
564847 Release me fast or you will have to Answer for this heinous act

the nightmare before christmas
Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack!
564903 Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack? The next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to her! She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum! Skeletons....

the nightmare before christmas
The King of Halloween has been blown to smithereens! Skeleton Jack is now a pile of dust!
564886 The king of Halloween has been blown to smithereens. Skeleton Jack is now a pile of dust.

the nightmare before christmas
'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story you're about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't I'd say it's time you begun.
564535 'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, in a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story that you are about to be told, took place in the holiday worlds of old. Now, you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't, I'd say it's time you begun.

the nightmare before christmas
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, / beat him with a stick, / lock him up for ninety years, / see what makes him tick.
564717 Kidnap the Sandy Claws Throw him in a box Bury him for ninety years Then see if he talks

the nightmare before christmas
What a joy to think of all *we'll* have in common. *We'll* have conversations *worth* having.
564833 What a joy to think of all we'll have in common. We'll have conversations worth having.

the nightmare before christmas
You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl!
564671 You've poisoned me for the last time you wretched girl.

the nightmare before christmas
Eureka! This year, Christmas will be - OURS!
564687 Eureka!! This year, Christmas will be ours!

the nightmare before christmas
I am the shadow on the moon at night / Filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
564553 I am the shadow on the moon at night Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

the nightmare before christmas
I peeked behind the Cyclops' eye - I did! - But he wasn't there.
564625 I peeked behind the Cyclops's eye. I did! But he wasn't there.

the nightmare before christmas
J-J-J-Jack! But they said you were dead. You must be - double dead!
564895 Jack, but they said you were dead. You must be double dead. Well come on bone man.

the nightmare before christmas
Now look what you've done! My bugs! My bugs! My bugs!
564901 Now look what you've done. My bugs, my bugs, my bugs, bye bye bye

the nightmare before christmas
Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice. Ride with the moon in the dead of night.
564548 Well, that's just fine Say it once, say it twice Take the chance and roll the dice Ride with the moon in the dead of night

the nightmare before christmas
Nice work, Bone Daddy!
564586 Nice work, Bone Daddy.

the nightmare before christmas
Ashes to askes and dust to dust! Ohh... I'm feeling weak - with hunger! One more roll o the dice oughta do it!  WHAT? SNAKE-EYES!
564893 Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust. Oh, I'm feeling weak...with hunger. One more roll of the dice oughta do it. Haha What! Snake eyes. Eleven! Haha looks like I won the jackpot! Bye bye doll face and sandman. Ha, ha, ha What the...

the nightmare before christmas
How dare you treat my friend so shamefully!
564900 How dare you treat my friends so shamefully.

the nightmare before christmas
What a splendid idea! This Christmas sounds fun. I fully endorse it -  let's try it at once!
564668 What a splendid idea This Christmas sounds fun I fully endorse it Let's try it at once

the nightmare before christmas
No, Zero. Down, boy... My, what a brilliant nose you have. The better to light my way! You're the head of the team, Zero!
564858 No Zero, down boy. My what a brilliant nose you have. The better to light my way! To the head of the team, Zero! We're off!

the nines
Yes, he totaled a car, but it was an environmentally friendly car. Why doesn't that get reported?
566229 Okay, yes. He totalled a car. But it was an environmentally friendly car. Why doesn't that get reported?

the nines
And then I met the most wonderful boy in the world. We would take long walks by the river. We spent hours gazing into each other's eyes. We were so very much in love. And then one day, he went away. And I thought I'd die, but I didn't. And when I didn't, I said to myself "is that all there is to love?"
566337 Then I fell in love with the most wonderful boy in the world. We would take long walks by the river or just sit for hours gazing into each other's eyes. We were so very much in love. Then one day he went away and I thought I'd die. But I didn't. And when I didn't, I said to myself, "Is that all there is to love?"

the nines
One a scale of one to ten, you belong with the nines. We both know you won't settle for less.
566412 On a scale of one to ten, you belong with the Nines. We both know you won't settle for less.

the nines
This is not a murder. This is an intervention.
566866 No! No. This isn't a murder. It's an intervention.

the nines
Look, I'm not some crazy Ted Bundy guy. I'm not going to rape or kill you or anything... which is of course what Ted Bundy would say.
566762 Oh. Hey. Look, I'm not some crazy Ted Bundy guy. I'm not going to rape you or kill you or anything.

the nines
Do you feel like a man? Because I'll tell you a little secret - you're not.
566684 Do you feel like a man? Because I'll tell you a secret.

the nines
I'm a fan of yours, you know. Your number one fan. But if you fuck this up, I'll smash your ankles with a sledgehammer!
566260 But if you fuck this up, I will smash your ankles with a sledge hammer.

the nines
He's not coming back.
566846 He's not coming back.

the other boleyn girl
Risk nothing and you gain nothing.
586545 Risk nothing, you gain nothing.

the other boleyn girl
Younger than me, more beautiful than me, married before me. I'm eclipsed! *I'm* the other Boleyn girl.
586512 Look at you..! Younger than me. More beautiful than me. Married before me. I am eclipsed. I am just the `Other Boleyn Girl.'

the other boleyn girl
To get ahead in this world, you need more than fair looks and a kind heart.
586507 But to get ahead in this world, you need more than fair looks and a kind heart.

the other boleyn girl
What will the King say when he finds out that I cannot bear children?
587378 They will take it as proof that I cannot bear children. That I am cursed by God. And should be dispensed with.

the other boleyn girl
When was it that people stopped thinking of ambition as insane and started thinking of it as a virtue?
586546 hen was it that people stopped thinking of ambition as a sin, and started thinking of it as a virtue?

the other boleyn girl
And risking civil war, the very thing Henry fears most. Somehow, I need to make him understand that this will be worth it. When I am his queen, and give him a son.
587261 omehow I need to make him understand that it is a fair price for a legitimate heir.

the other boleyn girl
You better get used to talking about it, when you sleep with the king it ceases to be a private matter.
586881 You'd better get used to talking about it. Once you sleep with the king, it's not a private matter any more.

the pacifier
We're going to do this my way, no highway option.
589448 From now on, you do things our way -- no highway option!

the pacifier
I just got my eyebrows done!
589516 Just... had eyebrows... done.

the pacifier
That stuff doesn't hurt.
589522 That stuff doesn't hurt.

the patriot
I'm a parent. I haven't got the luxury of principles.
590991 I'm a parent, I don't have the luxury of principles.

the patriot
Would you like a lesson, sir, in the rules of war? Or perhaps your children would?
591106 Would you like a lesson in the rules of war?

the pianist
Here, sell this. Food is more important than time.
601916 Sell this. Food's more important than time.

the pianist
20 zloty, that's all we have left, 20 zolty. What can I buy with 20 zloty? I am sick of cooking potatoes, potatoes, potatoes.
601528 Twenty zlotys. That's all we've got left. What can I buy with twenty zlotys? I'm sick of cooking potatoes, potatoes, potatoes.

the pianist
I told her not to worry, you had your papers on you. If you'd been hit by a bomb, they'd have known where to take you.
601426 I told her not to worry. You had your papers on you. If you'd been hit by a bomb, they'd have known where to take you.

the pianist
What... what do you think you'll do while you're setting up your new line of defense? Wander around luggin' your suitcases?
601446 And what do you think you'll do while you're setting up a new line of defence? Wander round lugging your suitcases?

the pianist
Majorek, this is the greatest pianist in Poland, maybe the whole world.
601600 Majorek, this is the greatest pianist in Poland, maybe in the whole world. Wladyslaw Szpilman. Meet Majorek.

the pianist
2,000 and my advice is to take it. What will you do when you're hungry? Eat the piano?
601531 Two thousand. My advice is to take it. What you going to do when you're hungry? Eat the piano?

the pianist
Well, to tell you the truth, I thought it would be worse.
601545 To tell you the truth, I thought it would be worse.

the pianist
Majorek used to be in the army. Brilliant man. The only thing I've got against him is he's not a socialist.
601602 Majorek used to be in the army. Brilliant man. He's got a mind like a searchlight. The only thing I've got against him is he's not a socialist. You'd better go now, Wladek. It's nearly curfew. You see these, Wladek? You know how many copies we print of our newspaper?

the pianist
And the Germans claim to be intelligent! You know what I think, I think they are totally stupid. I have a family to feed. I spend half my time here, waiting for them to let us through. Why do they think I come here, to listen to the music?
601562 A bridge, a schmidge, and the Germans claim to be intelligent. You know what I think? I think they're totally stupid. I've got a family to feed and I spend half my time here waiting for them to let us through.

the pianist
Ah, more Jewish police. You mean you want me to beat up Jews and catch the Gestapo spirit? I see.
601575 Oh? More Jewish police? You mean you want me to wear a cap like yours, beat up Jews with my truncheon and catch the Gestapo spirit. I see!

the piano
What a death! What a chance! What a surprise! My will has chosen life! Still it has had me spooked and many others besides!
602401 What a death! What a chance! What a surprise! My will has chosen life!? Still it has had me spooked and many others besides!

the piano
One day when my mother and father were singing together in the forest, a great storm blew up out of nowhere. But so passionate was their singing that they did not notice, nor did they stop as the rain began to fall, and when their voices rose for the final bars of the duet a great bolt of lighting came out of the sky and struck my father so that he lit up like a torch. And at the same moment my father was struck dead my mother was struck dumb! She never spoke another word.
602074 One day when my mother and father were singing together in the forest, a great storm blew up out of nowhere. But so passionate was their singing that they did not notice, nor did they stop as the rain began to fall and when their voices rose for the final bars of the duet a great bolt of lightening came out of the sky and struck my father so that he lit up like a torch... And at the same moment my father was struck dead my mother was struck dumb! She- never-spoke-another-word.

the piano
Undo your dress. I want to see your arms. Play. Two keys.
602184 Undo your dress. This part, I want to see your arms.

the piano
At night! I think of my piano in its ocean grave, and sometimes of myself floating above it. Down there everything is so still and silent that it lulls me to sleep. It is a weird lullaby and so it is; it is mine.
602403 At night! I think of my piano in its ocean grave, and sometimes of myself floating above it. Down there everything is so still and silent that it lulls me to sleep. It is a weird lullaby and so it is; it is mine.

the piano
I have given the piano back to you. I've had enough. The arrangement is making you a whore, and me, wretched. I want you to care for me. But you can't. It's yours, leave. Go on, go.
602240 I am giving the piano back to you. I've had enough. The arrangement is making you a whore and me wretched. I want you to care for me, but you can't.

the piano
I want to lie together without clothes on.
602231 I want to lie together without clothes on. How many would that be?

the planet of the apes
The question is not so much where we are as when we are.
605784 The question, Landon, is not so much where we are as when we are.

the planet of the apes
What evidence? There were no weapons in that cave.
606435 What evidence? No weapons were found in the cave.

the planet of the apes
Who would like to buy some aspirin?
606418 Would you like to come along?

the planet of the apes
You know the saying, "Human see, human do."
605914 Well, you know what they say. Human see, human do.

the planet of the apes
Have you forgotten your scripture, the thirteenth scroll? "And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him."
606360 Your conclusion is premature. Have you forgotten your Scripture? The Thirteenth Scroll? 'And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden, and chained him to a tree, and the children made sport of him.'

the planet of the apes
You are a menace. A walking pestilence.
606214 You're a menace! A walking pestilence. I do know who you are, Taylor. As I know that others of your kind must live in the Forbidden Zone. You have just six hours to make a full confession. After that I'll employ surgery to obtain one. Guards!

the planet of the apes
Nine or ten pints of scrumpy, that's what I want; I've lost a lot of blood!
605878 I don't know. This beast lost a lot of blood.

the planet of the apes
Doctor, would an ape make a human doll that TALKS?
606373 Dr. Zaius! Would an ape make a human doll that talks?

the planet of the apes
All right, get 'em out and get 'em clean! Chop chop!
606236 All right... Get in...hurry. Put this on.

the planet of the apes
You are right, I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand and hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike creature who gives battle to everything around him, even himself.
606434 Because you are a man. And you were right -- I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand in hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike animal who gives battle to everything around him -- even himself.

the planet of the apes
Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
606406 'Beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, or lust or greed. Yes, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him. Drive him back into his jungle lair: For he is the harbinger of death'.

the planet of the apes
Well, at least they haven't tried to bite us.
605865 Well, at least they haven't tried to bite us.

the planet of the apes
The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it, ages ago.
606436 The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it, ages ago.

the planet of the apes
Get away from me! I'll knock your head off!
606065 Get away from me, you dirty ape!

the postman
Don't make me use this.
612486 Don't make me use this.

the postman
I was at the Battle of Georgetown; I watched the White House burn to the ground!
612459 I was at the Battle of Georgetown. I watched the White House burn to the ground. Don't try to sell me on any restored U.S...

the postman
Tell me something: how much mail can a dead Postman deliver?
612727 Tell me something, Ford. How much mail can a dead postman deliver? It's over.

the postman
I have a feeling about you. I know you'll do what's right.
612306 I have a feeling about you. I know you'll do what's right.

the postman
I know what your problem is. Do you know why you won't fight? Because you have nothing to fight for! You don't care about anything! You don't value anything! You don't believe in anything! That's what makes me better!
612880 You have nothing to fight for. You don't care about anything. You don't value anything. You don't believe in anything. That's what makes me better.

the postman
This is your daughter... her name is Hope.
612907 Your daughter. Her name is Hope.

the postman
It's gotta be the uniform.
612295 It's got to be the uniform.

the postman
Wouldn't it be great if wars could be fought just by the assholes who started them?
612865 Wouldn't it be great if wars could be fought just by the assholes who started them? We could settle this thing right here. You and me.

the postman
You made Mrs. March feel like she could see again. You made Ford believe he was part of something. You give out hope like it was candy in your pocket.
612834 You made Mrs. March feel like she could see again. You made Ford feel like he was part of the world. You give out hope like it was candy in your pocket.

the postman
Law one. You will obey orders without question. Law two: Punishment shall be swift. Law three: Mercy is for the weak. Four: Terror will defeat reason. Five: Your allegiance is to the clan. Six: Justice can be dictated. Seven: Any clansman may challenge for leadership of the clan. Law eight: There is only one penalty. Death.
612144 Law Three: Mercy is for the weak. Four: Terror will defeat reason. Five: Your allegiance is to the clan. Six: Justice can be dictated. Law Seven. Any clansman may challenge for leadership of the clan. Does any man here wish to challenge me?

the postman
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
612842 Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more. Or close the wall with our dead. In peace nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility. But when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger.

the postman
U.S. Mail... Restored United States... Do these people really believe that shit?
612457 The restored United States. Do these people really believe that shit? Who are you really?

the princess bride
Beautiful isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. Presently I'm writing the definitive work on the subject, so I want you to be totally honest with me on how the machine makes you feel. This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting.   As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that's all this is except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity so be honest. How do you feel?  Interesting.
616442 As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Well, really, that's all this is. Except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest -- how do you feel?

the princess bride
We are men of action, lies do not become us.
616390 We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

the princess bride
Roberts had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. He took me to his cabin and he told me his secret. 'I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts' he said. 'My name is Ryan; I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.'
616357 Well, Roberts had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. So he took me to his cabin and told me his secret. "I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts," he said. "My name is Ryan. I inherited this ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from was not the real Dread Pirate Roberts, either.

the princess bride
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
616682 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

the princess bride
There will be blood tonight!
616491 There will be blood tonight!!

the princess bride
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
616696 There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

the princess bride
You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. You've been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's about the worst thing I've ever heard.  How marvelous.
616695 You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. It's simply incredible. Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I ever heard. How marvelous.

the princess bride
I will never love again.
616041 I will never love again.

the princess bride
I do not budge; keep your "ho there".
616464 I do not budge. Keep your "Ho there."

the princess bride
You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.
616136 You be careful. -- people in masks cannot be trusted.

the princess bride
Kill the giant and the dark one, leave the third for questioning.
616681 Kill the dark one and the giant, but leave the third for questioning.

the princess bride
That was a warning, Highness. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.
616301 That was a warning, Highness. The next time, my hand flies on its own. For where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.

the princess bride
You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!
616324 You mocked me once, never do it again -- I died that day!

the princess bride
He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
616114 Look! He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

the princess bride
They're kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?
616339 They're kissing again, do we have to hear the kissing part?

the princess bride
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
616231 I don't envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well ... and dream of large women.

the private life of sherlock holmes
Criminals are as unpredictable as head colds. You never know when you're going to catch one.
616782 My dear Mrs. Hudson -- criminals are as unpredictable as head-colds. You never quite know when you're going to catch one.

the private life of sherlock holmes
We all have occasional failures. Fortunately Dr. Watson never writes about mine.
617764 We all have occasional failures. Fortunately, Dr. Watson never writes about mine.

the private life of sherlock holmes
You have given the reader the distinct impression that I am a misogynist. Actually, I don't dislike women - I merely distrust them. The twinkle in the eye and the arsenic in the soup.
616799 You have given the reader the distinct impression that I am a misogynist. Actually, I don't dislike women -- I merely distrust them. The twinkle in the eye and the arsenic in the soup.

the private life of sherlock holmes
Some of us are cursed with memories like flypaper. Stuck there is a staggering amount of miscellaneous data, most of it useless.
617483 Some of us are cursed with memories like flypaper. And stuck there is a staggering of miscellaneous date, mostly useless.

the private life of sherlock holmes
From the sound of your footsteps, I gathered that you were not in a particularly amiable mood.
617059 From the sound of your footsteps, I gathered that you were not in a particularly amiable mood.

the producers
Thank you, I knew I could con you.
792372 Thank you, Bloom.  I knew I could con you.

the producers
Well you know what they say, 'smile and the world smiles with you'  this man should be in a straight-jacket
792443 Well, you know what they say, "Smile and the world smiles with you."  Heh, heh.  The man should be in a straight jacket.  Feeling better?

the producers
Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation!
792323 Shut up.  I'm having a rhetorical conversation.  How humiliating.  Max Bialystock. Max Bialystock.

the producers
Sing it out, men! Higher, you animals, higher! We open in Leavenworth Saturday night!
793231 Higher, you animals, higher!  We open Saturday night!  Kick!  Kick! Two-three-kick-turn!  Two-three- kick-turn!  Okay, let's hear it!

the producers
"Springtime for Hitler" a gay romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden... Wow!
792529 "SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER, A Gay Romp with Adolph and Eva in Berchtesgarten."  Fantastic!

the producers
Ooh, I fell on my keys!
792420 Oh, I fell on my keys.  I've got to get out of here.

the producers
"Congratulations! Hitler will run forever."
793038 "Congratulations.  Hitler will run forever."

the producers
Bloom, I'm drowning. Other men sail through life, Bialystock has struck a reef. Bloom, I'm going under. I'm condemned by a society that demands success when all I can offer is failure. Bloom, I'm reaching out to you. Don't send me to prison... HEEELLP!
792367 It's not cheating ... It's charity. Bloom, look at me ... look at me! I'm drowning.  Other men sail through life.  Bialystock has struck a reef.  Bloom, I'm going under.  I am being sunk by a society that demands success, when all I can offer is failure.  Bloom, I'm reaching out to you.  Don't send me to jail.  Help!  Help!

the producers
I'm in pain and I'm wet and I'm still hysterical!
792435 I'm in pain!  And I'm wet!  And I'm still hysterical!

the producers
Money is honey! Money is honey!
792678 Money is honey, money is honey.

the producers
You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!
792329 You have exactly ten seconds to change that disgusting look of pity into one of enormous respect.  One ... Two ...

the producers
How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?
793050 How could this happen?  I was so careful.  I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?  We forgot one important, Bloom.  Adolf Hitler always drew a crowd.

the producers
Wait! This is a decision that could effect my entire life! I shall have to think about it.  I'll do it.
792787 Wait a minute.  This is a very big decision.  It might effect the course of my entire life.  I'll have to think about it.  I'll do it.

the producers
Springtime for Hitler and Germany.
792909 "Springtime for Hitler," etc.

the producers
Lorenzo, baby. Lorenzo St. DuBois. But my friends call me L.S.D.
792845 Lorenzo Saint DuBois.  But everybody calls me LSD.

the producers
That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart.
792584 That's exactly why we want to do this play.  To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler with a song in his heart.

the program
Let's open up a can of kick ass and kill 'em all, let the paramedics sort 'em out.
619352 All right, defense. Let's get evil. Kill 'em all, let the paramedics sort 'em out.

the program
Staring defense! Place at the table!
618867 Yes!! Starting defense. Place at the table. Whooo!! Yes!!

the program
Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner!
619074 O.K., time to put the women and children to bed, and go looking for dinner.

the prophecy
Pest! You have any idea how hard it is to get one of those?
620054 You little pest, do you have any idea how hard it is to get one of those?

the prophecy
Never trust a fucking angel.
619695 Never trust a fucking angel.

the prophecy
God? God is love. I don't love you.
620107 -- I don't love you.

the proposal
Don't make me call your mother!
621387 Larry Ferris! Don't make me call your mother!

the proposal
Don't let him out. The eagles will snatch him.
620640 And don't let him outside, or the eagles will snatch him.

the queen
Your tea is getting cold!
627626 Hurry up, dear. Getting cold.

the queen
You know, when you get it wrong, you really get it wrong!
627795 You know when you get it wrong, you REALLY get it wrong. That woman has given her whole life in service to her people - fifty years doing a job she NEVER wanted - a job she watched kill her father. She's executed it with dignity, honour and, as far as I can tell, without a single blemish - and now we line up baying for her blood - why? Because she's struggling to lead the world in mourning for a woman who threw everything she offered back in her face, and who seemed, in the last few years, to be committed twenty-four seven to destroy everything she holds dear.

the queen
Mister saviour of the Monarchy!
627827 Mr "Saviour of the Monarchy."

the queen
Will someone please save these people from themselves!
627570 God. Will someone save these people from themselves..

the queen
Precedent? Where do they find these people?
627408 Where do they find these people?

the reader
You don't have the power to upset me. You don't matter enough to upset me.
633764 You don't have the power to upset me. You don't matter enough to upset me.

the reader
The notion of secrecy is central to western literature. You may say, the whole idea of character is defined by people holding specific information which for various reasons, sometimes perverse, sometimes noble, they are determined not to disclose.
633725 The notion of secrecy is central to Western literature. You may say the whole idea of character in fiction is defined by people holding specific information which for various reasons - sometimes perverse, sometimes noble - they are determined not to disclose.

the reader
I'm not frightened. I'm not frightened of anything. The more I suffer, the more I love. Danger will only increase my love. It will sharpen it, forgive its vice. I will be the only angel you need. You will leave life even more beautiful than you entered it. Heaven will take you back and look at you and say: Only one thing can make a soul complete and that thing is love.
633798 "Danger will only increase my love, it will sharpen it, it will give it spice. I'll be the only angel you need. On this arm, Luise, you will go dancing through life. You will leave life even more beautiful than you entered it. Heaven will take you back and look at you and say `Only one thing can make a soul complete, and that thing is love.'

the reader
I was fifteen. I was coming home from school. I was feeling ill. And a woman helped me.
634243 I was 15, I was coming home from school, I was ill...

the reader
It doesn't matter what I feel. It doesn't matter what I think. The dead are still dead.
634177 It doesn't matter what I think. It doesn't matter what I feel. The dead are still dead.

the relic
Somebody wanna tell me what in God's name that is?
640292 Somebody tell me! Where is it now?

the replacements
They've been shaking their ass for two minutes!
641553 Actually, less than two minutes. I was a rookie third round pick in '93. We were playing Atlanta in the home opener. Near the end of the first quarter, they sent me in, I took a screen pass over the middle and got hit by both linebackers. Simultaneously. One a

the replacements
According to the Sentinels, it says Ray Smith is - hey, that's weird. No college given, no high school. It just says he's been a resident of the state of Maryland for the last two years and two months, and that he likes to embroider.
641698 According to the Redskins, Ray Smith... is... that's weird. No college given, no high school given. It just says he's been a resident of the state of Maryland for the last four years and five months. Likes to embroider.

the road
I knew this was coming. They were warning us.
647453 I knew this was coming. This or something like it.

the road
If I were God, I would have made the world just so and no different. And so I have you... I have you.
647699 If I were God I would have made the world just so and no different... And so I have you. .I have you.

the road
I told the boy when you dream about bad things happening, it means you're still fighting and you're still alive. It's when you start to dream about good things that you should start to worry.
647473 I tell him: When you dream about bad things happening it shows you're still fighting. You're still alive. It's when you start to dream about good things you should start to worry.

the rock
Thank you very fucking much Mr. Mason, you've led us into a room with no exit.
649428 Thank-you very fucking much, Mr. Mason, you've led us to a room with no exit.

the rock
How do ya like how that shit works?
649748 You know how this shit works?

the rock
I have a unique knowledge of this prison facility. I was formerly a guest here.
649612 Do you have some unique knowledge of this prison facility, Commander Mason?

the rock
Damn it, you're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.
649248 You're on a need to know basis and you don't need to know.

the rock
You made a terrible mistake, and more of our brothers have died in vain. Damn you for forcing me into this position.
649504 You have a made a terrible mistake and more of our brothers have died in vain. Let's not repeat this.

the rock
Mason, the second you don't respect this, it kills you.
649536 Careful. The second you don't respect this, it kills you.

the rocky horror picture show
I said hey listen to me. Stay sane inside insanity, but he locked the door and threw away the key.
651913 Everybody shoved him, I very nearly loved him. I said, hey listen to me, Stay sane inside insanity. But he locked the door And threw away the key.

the rocky horror picture show
Don't dream it, be it.
651966 Don't dream it. Be it.

the rocky horror picture show
Science fiction... double feature/Frank has built and... lost his creature/Darkness has conquered... Brad and Janet/The servants gone to... a distant planet/Whoa-oh-oh-ohh/At the late-night... double feature... picture show/I wanna go/Ah-ohh/To the late-night... double feature... picture show.
652019 Science Fiction - double-feature Frank has built and lost his creature Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet The servants gone to a distant planet Oh - at the late night double-feature Picture Show - I want to go - Ohh - To the late night double-feature picture show.

the rocky horror picture show
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me / I wanna be dirty! Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me / Creature of the night!
651843 Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me. I wanna be dirty. Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me. Creature of the night.

the rocky horror picture show
My vheels! My god, I can't move my vheels!
651936 My wheels - My God, I can't move my wheels.

the rocky horror picture show
I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.
651687 I'm just a sweet Transvestite From Transexual Transylvania.

the rocky horror picture show
I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice, you better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss.
651930 I'll tell you once, Won't tell you twice You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.

the rocky horror picture show
We've got to get out of this trap! Before this... decadence... saps our wills. I've got to be strong, und try to... hang on! Or else, my mind may well *snap*! Und my life... will be lived...  for ze *thrills*...
651967 Ach, we've got to get out of this trap before this decadence saps our wills. I've got to be strong and try to hang on. Or else my mind, may well snap.

the rocky horror picture show
I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.
651591 I would like if I may to take you on a strange journey.

the rocky horror picture show
Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush.
651701 Slowly, slowly. It's too nice a job to rush.

the rocky horror picture show
Science fiction... double feature/Dr. X... will build a creature/See androids fighting... Brad and Janet... Anne Francis stars in..."Forbidden Planet"/Whoa-oh-oh-ohh/At the late-night double feature picture show
651543 Science Fiction - double-feature Dr X will build a creature See Androids fighting Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Oh - at the late night, double-feature Picture Show.

the rocky horror picture show
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.
651965 Give yourself over to absolutely pleasure Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh Erotic nightmares Beyond any measure And sensual daydreams To treasure forever.

the rocky horror picture show
There's a light, over at the Frankenstein place.
651612 Over at the Frankenstein place.

the rocky horror picture show
"Emotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind; vehement or excited mental state." It is also a powerful and irrational master. And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor, there seemed little doubt that Janet was indeed... its slave.
651837 "Emotion". Mental agitation - an excited state of. It is also an irrational and powerful master and from what Janet had witnessed on the monitor, there seemed to be little doubt that she was indeed its slave.

the rocky horror picture show
Because I've seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I'm going home.
651982 I've seen blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realise I'm going home I'm going home

the rocky horror picture show
The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be.
651709 The Master is not yet married. Nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants.

the rocky horror picture show
Whatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.
651964 What ever happened to Fay Wray That delicate satin-draped frame As it clung to her thigh How I started to cry For I wanted to be dressed just the same.

the rocky horror picture show
And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning.
652017 And crawling on the planet's face Some insects called the human race Lost in time, and lost in space And meaning.

the rocky horror picture show
My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named after the rocks in his head!
651952 My God! I can't take any more of this - first you spurn me for Eddie, then you cast him off like an old overcoat for Rocky. You chew people up and then spit them out - I loved you, do you hear me - I LOVED YOU - And what did it get me - I'll tell you - a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, take! You drain others of their love and emotions. Well, I've had enough. You've got to choose between me and Rocky - so named because of the rocks in his head.

the rocky horror picture show
Hi, my name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss; ah... you are...?
651704 Ah, hi. My name is Brad Majors and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. You are ...

the rocky horror picture show
One from the vaults... Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no muscle.
652022 Oh no my baby - don't be upset - it was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm - but no muscle.

the rocky horror picture show
Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that rock n' roll!
651774 Hot patootie Bless my soul I really love that rock and roll

the rocky horror picture show
I'm lucky, he's lucky, we're all lucky!
651647 You're lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky.

the rocky horror picture show
Dammit, Janet, I love you.
651589 Dammit, Janet.

the rocky horror picture show
But a deltoid and a bicep. A hot groin and a tricep makes me... ooo... shake! Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand.
651779 But a deltoid And a bicep, A hot groin And a tricep Makes me - ooh - Shake. Makes me want To take Charles Atlas By the ha-and.

the ruins
You're not listening!
656640 You're not listening.

the salton sea
Did you bring the plastic men?
662426 Did you bring the plastic men?

the salton sea
A man will say just about anything when he's sportin' badger-food for a pecker.
662931 Man'll say a lot of thing when he's sporting weasel food for a pecker.

the searchers
Figure a man's only good for one oath at a time; I took mine to the Confederate States of America.
672481 I figger a man's only good for one oath at a time... I took mine to the Confederate States of America... So did you, Reverend...

the searchers
Well, Reverend, that tears it! From now on, you stay out of this. All of ya. I don't want you with me. I don't need ya for what I got to do.
672633 That tears it, Reverend... From now on, you keep out... All of you!... I don't want you with me... I don't need you... for what I got to do!

the seventh victim
I tell you young lady. When a thing likes this comes up you got to go to the police. What do you think people pay taxes for? It ain't just to keep us chasing after crooks and regulating traffic. We're suppose to help everybody. Now, you got to go to the police about your sister, Miss.
793861 I tell you, young lady, when a thing like this comes up, you've got to go to the police. What do you think people pay taxes for? I ain't just to keep us chasing after crooks and regulating traffic. We're supposed to help everybody. You gotto go to the police about your sister, Miss.

the seventh victim
One can take either staircase. I prefer the left. The sinister side.
794074 You can take either stairway -- I prefer the left - the sinister side.

the seventh victim
You're not a tipsomaniac at your age?
793997 You're not a dipsomaniac at your age?

the seventh victim
As a man you distrust me. Perhaps you can believe me as a physician
794014 As a man, you distrust me - perhaps you believe me as a physician.

the seventh victim
I'm a terrible failure Mary. A book clerk by day, a poet by night. Not a very good one. But if you'll trust me, in this one thing I won't fail. I'll find your sister.
794187 I'm a terrible failure, Mary, -- a book clerk by day and a poet by night, and not a very good one - but if you'll trust me -- at this one thing I won't fail --I'll find your sister.

the seventh victim
I feel like an idiot fainting in a stranger's office.
793903 I feel like an idiot  fainting in a stranger's office.

the seventh victim
Your sister had many friends, but they weren't my friends. I was only the manager of her plant.
793816 Your sister had many friends --but they were not my friends. I was only the manager of her plant.

the seventh victim
I'm sorry, I don't practice anymore. I find it easier to write about mental illness and leave the cure to others.
793999 I'm sorry. I don't practice any more. I find it easier to write about mental illness and leave the cure of it to others.

the seventh victim
He was a kind little man in his way. I made him go down that hall into the darkness. I made him do it.
793976 He was a kind little man in his way  and I made him go down that hall into the darkness. I made him do it.

the seventh victim
My dear, we were intimate. The times we use to have together! I bet she never told you about that - you're too young.
794175 Know her! My dear, we were intimate! The times we used to have together! I bet she never told you about that -- you're too young.

the shawshank redemption
So I'm backing out the door, right, and I got the TV, like this; it was a big old thing, I couldn't see shit; suddenly I hear this voice, "Police, kid, hands in the air." You know, I was standing there, holdin' on to that TV, so finally the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, "Yes sir, I sure did, but if I drop this fucking thing you got me on destruction of property too."
685957 ...so I'm backin' out the door, right? Had the TV like this... Big ol' thing. Couldn't see shit. Suddenly, here's this voice: Freeze kid! Hands in the air! Well I just stand there holdin' on to that TV, so the voice says: "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, Yes sir, I sure did! But if I drop this fuckin' thing, you got me on destruction of property too!

the shawshank redemption
I don't know; every man has his breaking point.
686085 Every man's got a breaking point.

the shawshank redemption
Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.
686187 Thirty years I've been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.

the shawshank redemption
Red, I do believe you're talking out of your ass.
685817 Red, I do believe you're talking out of your ass.

the shawshank redemption
Two things never happened again after that. The Sisters never laid a finger on Andy again... and Boggs never walked again. They transferred him to a minimum security hospital upstate. To my knowledge, he lived out the rest of his days drinking his food through a straw.
685703 ...and Bogs never walked again. They transferred him to a minimum security hospital upstate. To my knowledge, he lived out the rest of his days drinking his food through a straw.

the shawshank redemption
Dufresne? Get your ass out here, boy! You're holding up the show!  Don't make me come down there now! I'll thump your skull for you!  Dufresne, dammit, you're putting me behind! You better be sick or dead in there, I shit you not!  Oh my Holy God.
686101 Dufresne? Get your ass out here, boy! You're holding up the show! Don't make me come down there now! I'll thump your skull for you!

the shawshank redemption
Well, if it was a toothbrush I wouldn't ask questions, I'd just quote a price, but then a toothbrush is a non-lethal object, isn't it?
685545 If you wanted a toothbrush, I wouldn't ask questions. I'd just quote a price. A toothbrush, see, is a non-lethal sort of object.

the shawshank redemption
I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
685540 I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.

the shawshank redemption
Dear Warden, You were right. Salvation lies within.
685735 I'd hate to deprive you of this. Salvation lies within.

the shawshank redemption
If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here.
685509 Get this tub of shit down to the infirmary. If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night, by God and Sonny Jesus, you'll all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker here.

the shawshank redemption
You could argue he'd done it to curry favor with the guards. Or, maybe make a few friends among us cons. Me, I think he did it just to feel normal again, if only for a short while.
685645 You could argue he'd done it to curry favor with the guards. Or maybe make a few friends among us cons. Me, I think he did it just to feel normal again...if only for a short while.

the shawshank redemption
Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
686169 Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Andy Dufresne, headed for the Pacific.

the shawshank redemption
I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say... I liked Andy from the start.
685572 I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled. like a man in a park without a care or worry. Like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yes, I think it would be fair to say I liked Andy from the start.

the shawshank redemption
What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
685507 What's your malfunction you fat fuckin' barrel of monkey-spunk?

the shawshank redemption
You're gonna look real funny sucking my dick with no teeth.
685618 That's funny. You're gonna look funnier suckin' my dick with no fuckin' teeth.

the shawshank redemption
One day, when I have a long gray beard and two or three marbles rollin' around upstairs, they'll let me out.
686060 Sure. When I got a long white beard and about three marbles left rolling around upstairs.

the shawshank redemption
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
685706 Man likes to play chess. Let's get him some rocks.

the shawshank redemption
I ain't seen such a sorry lookin' heap o' maggot shit in all my life.
685464 Never seen such a sorry-lookin' heap of maggot shit in my life.

the shawshank redemption
I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
686166 I like to think the last thing that went through his head...other than that bullet...was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.

the shawshank redemption
Son, six wardens have been through here in my tenure, and I've learned one immutable, universal truth: Not one of them born whose asshole wouldn't pucker up tighter than a snare drum when you ask them for funds.
685774 Son, I've had six wardens through here during my tenure, and I have learned one great immutable truth of the universe: ain't one of 'em been born whose asshole don't pucker up tight as a snare drum when you ask for funds.

the shawshank redemption
Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!
686117 Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothin' left but some damn rocks on the windowsill and that cupcake on the wall! Let's ask her! Maybe she knows! What say there, Fuzzy- Britches? Feel like talking? Guess not. Why should you be different?

the shawshank redemption
I must admit I didn't think much of Andy first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man.
685477 I must admit I didn't think much of Andy first time I laid eyes on him. He might'a been important on the outside, but in here he was just a little turd in prison grays. Looked like a stiff breeze could blow him over. That was my first impression of the man.

the shawshank redemption
His first night in the joint, Andy Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound.
685510 His first night in the joint, Andy Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound...

the shining
I and others have come to a believe, that your heart is not in this, that you don't have the belly for it.
688934 I and others have come to believe... that your heart is not in this, that you haven't the belly for it.

the shining
Do you have the slightest idea what a moral and ethical principle is? Do you?
688855 Do you have the slightest idea what a moral and ethical principal is? Do you?

the shining
Come play with us, Danny.
688521 Come and play with us, Danny.

the shining
It's amazing how fast you get used to such a big place. I tell you, when we first came up here I thought it was kinda scary.
688460 Yeah. It's amazing how fast you get used to such a big place. I tell you, when we first came up here, I thought it was kinda scarey.

the shining
You son of a bitch! You did this to him, didn't you! How could you! How could you!
688595 You son of a bitch! You did this to him,

the shining
Danny isn't here, Mrs. Torrance.
688771 Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance.

the shining
The police thought that it was what the old-timers used to call cabin fever. A kind of claustrophobic reaction which can occur when people are shut in together over long periods of time.
688175 The police eh... they thought that it was what the old-timers used to call cabin-fever, a kind of claustrophobic reaction which can occur when people are

the shining
Here's to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irreparable harm it has caused me.
688615 Here's to five miserable months on the wagon and all the irreparable harm that it's caused me.

the shining
Tony, I'm scared.  Remember what Mr. Hallorann said. It's just like pictures in a book, Danny. It isn't real.
688526 Remember what Mr. Halloran said. It's just like pictures in a book, Danny. It isn't real.

the shining
I can't get out! I can't get out! Run! Run!
688963 Danny, I can't get out!

the shining
Hi, Lloyd. Little slow tonight, isn't it? HAHAHAHA!
688601 A little slow tonight, isn't it?

the shining
Wendy, you've got a big surprise coming to you. You're not going anywhere.
688918 You've got a big surprise coming to you.

the shining
I'll just set my bourbon and advocaat down right there.
688721 Right, I'll just set my bourbon and advocaat down right there.

the shining
Great party, isn't it?
688991 Great party, isn't it?

the shining
Hi, I've got an appointment with Mr. Ullman. My name is Jack Torrance.
688097 Hi, I've got an appointment with Mr. Ullman. My name is Jack Torrance.

the shining
Larry, just between you and me, we got a very serious problem with the people taking care of the place. They turned out to be completely unreliable assholes.
688802 Larry, just between you and me, we've got a very serious problem with the people who are taking care of the place. They've turned out to be completely unreliable assholes. Ullman phoned me last night, and I'm supposed to go up there and find out if they have to be replaced.

the shining
I never laid a hand on them.
688624 I haven't laid a hand on him. Goddam it, I didn't. I wouldn't touch one hair of his goddam little head. I love the little son-of-a- bitch.

the shipping news
You don't have the sense God gave a doughnut, do you?
689648 Y'know. Yer do have the sense God gave a doughnut.

the siege
Twelve hours after the President gives the order we can be on the ground. One light infantry division of 10,700 men, elements of the Rapid Deployment Force, Special Forces, Delta, APCs, helicopters, tanks and of course the ubiquitous M-16 A2 assault rifle. A humble enough weapon until you see it in the hands of a man outside your local bowling alley or 7-11. It will be noisy, it will be scary and it will not be mistaken for a VFW parade.
693084 ...Twelve hours after the President gives the word we can be on the ground. One light infantry division of ten thousand seven hundred men. Elements of the Rapid Deployment Force combined with Special Forces -- Delta. APC's, tanks, helicopters. And of course, the ubiquitous M-16A1 assault rifle, a humble weapon until you see a man carrying one outside your local bowling alley or Seven- Eleven. It will be noisy, it will be scary and it will not be mistaken for a VFW parade.

the siege
I tend to be suspicious of all true believers. Present company included.
693013 Only the crazies. I tend to be suspicious of all true believers. Present company included.

the siege
We're the CIA, something always goes wrong.
693438 We're the CIA, something always goes wrong.

the siege
You think I want to lose them? You think I'm in the losing people business, huh?
692987 -- You think I want to lose them. Where do you get off talking that shit. If I don't take 'em down properly they'll be on the street two hours from now. I could find dynamite, semtex, plutonium and a book of matches in there and unless I've got the right warrant it's all inadmissible

the siege
The Army is a broad sword, not a scalpel. Trust me, senator - you do not want the Army in an American city.
693080 The Army is a broadsword not a scalpel. You do not want us in an American city.

the siege
Hub, I think we're all eager to give our weekends up on this, I know I am... but it just occurs to me, has any one committed a crime here? I mean, assault with a deadly color...?
692592 Hub... I think we're all eager to give up our weekends on this. It just occurs to me, has anybody even committed a crime here? I mean, assault with a deadly color?

the siege
It's easy to tell the difference between right and wrong. What's hard is choosing the wrong that's more right.
693028 It's easy to choose between right and wrong. What's hard is choosing the wrong that's more right. I just want to make it all... a little... better. Ignore me. I'm shitfaced.

the siege
In this game, the most committed wins.
692839 In this game, the most committed wins.

the siege
You don't fight a junkyard dog with ASPCA rules. What you do is you take the leash off your bigger, meaner dog.
693078 You don't fight a junkyard dog with ASPCA rules. What you do is take the leash off your own, bigger, meaner dog.

the siege
Make no mistake, Senator. We will hunt down the enemy, we will find the enemy, and we will kill the enemy. And no card-carrying member of the ACLU is more dead set against it than I am. Which is why I urge you - I implore you. Do not consider this as an option.
693086 And no card-carrying member of the ACLU is more deadset against it... than I am. Which is why I urge you... no, I implore you not to consider this option.

the sixth sense
You were keeping her sick.
698695 You were keeping her sick...

the sixth sense
Look at my face; I was not thinking anything bad about you.
698243 I wasn't thinking anything bad about you, got it?

the sixth sense
Silence, village idiot!
698714 Silence village idiot! Let the boy step forward.

the sixth sense
Stop looking at me. I don't like people looking at me like that.
698293 Don't look at me. I don't like people looking at me like that.

the sixth sense
I want to tell you my secret now.
698485 I want to tell you my secret now.

the sixth sense
Look at my face; I'm not very mad.
698558 Look at my face, Cole.

the sixth sense
Anna Crowe, I am in love... in love I am.
698798 Anna Crowe... I am in love. In love I am.

the sixth sense
I thought you meant the other Italian restaurant I asked you to marry me in.
698276 I thought you meant the other Italian restaurant I asked you to marry me in.

the sixth sense
I would like some wine in a glass, I would not like it in a mug, I would not like it in a jug.
698164 I would not like it in a mug. I would not like it in a jug.

the sixth sense
De profundis clamo ad te, domine.
698203 ...De profundis clamo ad te domine.

the sixth sense
I'm ready to communicate with you now.
698733 I'm ready to communicate with you now.

the sixth sense
Do you know why you're afraid when you're alone? I do. I do.
698173 Do you know why you're scared when you're alone?

the sixth sense
I thought Tommy Tammisimo sucked big time.
698724 Tommy Tammisimo sucked big time.

the sixth sense
I think I'm okay really. I think it just went in and out. I... It doesn't even hurt anymore.
698654 Yes! I think that's right!... I think they all want that. Even the scary ones...

the sixth sense
Did he have wavy hair and chestnut eyes?
698573 Did he have wavy hair and broad shoulders?

the sixth sense
If you could change something in your life, anything at all, what would it be?
698355 If we could change something in your life, anything at all, what would you like that to be?

the sixth sense
Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!
698384 Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!

the sixth sense
I didn't know you were funny.
698404 I didn't know you were funny.

the sixth sense
Hey, come on! I'll show you where my dad keeps his gun. Come on!
698556 Come on... I'll show you where my dad keeps his gun... Come on.

the sixth sense
You can't hurt me anymore!
698505 You can't hurt me anymore!

the sting
Sorry I'm late. I was taking a crap.
748329 Sorry I'm late boys. I was takin' a crap.

the sting
Luther said I could learn some things from you. I already know how to drink.
748172 Yeh, Luther said you could teach me something. I already know how to drink.

the sting
You're right, Henry. It's not enough. But  it's close!
748729 You were right, Henry. It's not enough... But it's close.

the sting
Sit down and shut up, will ya? Try not to live up to all my expectations.
748575 Sit down and shut up, will ya. Try not to live up to all my expectations. We were told you know a hustle artist named Johnny Hooker.

the sweet hereafter
I did not have to go as far as I was prepared to go, but I was prepared to go all the way.
765358 Nothing. We made it to the hospital. I didn't have to go as far as I was prepared to. But I was prepared to go all the way.

the sweet hereafter
You'd make a good poker player, kid.
765701 You'd make a great poker player, kid.

the thin man
Waiter, will you serve the nuts? I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts?
795696 Serve the nuts - I mean, serve the guests the nuts.

the thin man
Now don't make a move or that dog will tear you to shreds.
795513 Don't make a move or that dog will tear you to shreds!

the thin man
The murderer is right in this room. Sitting at this table. You may serve the fish.
795731 And the murderer is right here in this room tonight... he's sitting at this table.  You may serve the fish.

the thin man
Oh, Nicky, I love you because you know such lovely people.
795168 I love you, Nickie, 'cause you know such lovely people!

the thin man
Haven't you heard the news? I'm a gentleman now!
795043 Haven't you heard the news?  I'm a gentleman now.

the thin man
What's that man doing in my drawers?
795259 What's that man doing in my drawers?

the thing
I just cannot believe any of this voodoo bullshit!
801778 I just can't believe this voodoo bullshit. You believe this voodoo bullshit, Blair?

the thing
Anybody touches me, and we go!
802178 Anybody touches me... we go.

the thing
I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
801620 Was wondering when "El Capitan" was going to get a chance to use his pop gun.

the thing
I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.
801734 I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.

the thing
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
802237 I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. But when you find the time... I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this couch.

the thing
Maybe we're at war with Norway?
801619 Maybe we at war with Norway.

the thing
You guys gonna listen to Garry? You gonna let him give the orders? I mean, he could BE one of those things!
801985 You guys going to let him give orders? I mean he could be one of those Things.

the third man
I'd make comic faces... and stand on my head and grin at you between my legs... and tell all sorts of jokes. I wouldn't stand a chance, would I?
796782 I make comic faces, and stand on my head and grin at you between my legs, and tell all sorts of jokes...I wouldn't stand a chance, would I?

the third man
You know, you ought to get yourself a girl.
796541 Do you know - you ought to find yourself a girl.

the third man
We should have dug deeper than a grave.
796816 We should have dug deeper than a grave.

the third man
Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.
796968 - in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed, but they produced Michaelangelo - Leonardo Da Vinci, and the Renaissance...In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce?...The cuckoo clock. So long, Holly.

the third man
That's a nice girl, that. But she ought to go careful in Vienna. Everybody ought to go careful in a city like this.
796471 That's a nice girl that, but she ought to go careful in Vienna. Everybody ought to go careful in a city like this.

the third man
He is now  in hell, or  in heaven.
795835 Already in hell or in heaven.

the third man
A person doesn't change just because you find out more.
796776 A person doesn't change because you find out more.

the three musketeers
Come D'Artagnan, we're saving the King!
808192 Come on, d'Artagnan. We haven't got all night.

the three musketeers
A truly remarkable woman. The most beautiful I have ever known. And the deadliest... which would explain my attraction.
808039 A remarkable woman. The most beautiful I've ever known. And the deadliest. Which would explain my attraction. How is our young daredevil holding up?

the three musketeers
There was a time when I would have given my life for a kind word from you.
808562 There was a time when I would've given my life for a kind word.

the three musketeers
By joint edict of His Majesty King Louis XIII and His Eminence Cardinal Richelieu, the Musketeers are officially disbanded. In preparation for the coming war with England, your ranks and commissions are hereby transferred to the Infantry. You will be contacted and told where to report. Until that time, you are instructed to return to your homes.
807640 By joint edict of His Majesty King Louis XIII and His Eminence Cardinal Richelieu, the Musketeers are officially disbanded. In preparation for the coming war with England, your ranks and commissions are hereby transferred to the Infantry. You will be contacted and told where to report. Until that time, you are instructed to return to your homes.

the three musketeers
The King's life is in danger. We have work to do.
808591 The King's life in danger. We have work to do.

the three musketeers
That's it. Next time you drive.
808083 That's it. Next time, you drive.

the time machine
When I speak of time, I'm speaking of the fourth dimension.
811306 When I speak of time, I'm referring to the fourth dimension.

the truman show
We've become bored with watching actors give us phony emotions. We are tired of pyrotechnics and special effects. While the world he inhabits is, in some respects, counterfeit, there's nothing fake about Truman himself. No scripts, no cue cards. It isn't always Shakespeare, but it's genuine. It's a life.
832161 We've become increasingly frustrated watching actors give us phony emotions, bored with pyrotechnics and special effects. While the world he inhabits is counterfeit, there's nothing fake about Truman himself. No scripts. no cue cards. It's not always Shakespeare but it's genuine. That's how he can support an entire channel.

the usual suspects
Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.
845107 Ahhh. Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala we used to make fresh coffee. Right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey...

the usual suspects
There's nothing that can't be done.
845101 There's nothing in there about Ruby.

the usual suspects
What about it, pretzel man, what's your story?
844982 How do I know that? How about it, pretzel-man? What's your story?

the usual suspects
You give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now.
845390 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now.

the usual suspects
It's not payback! It's precaution. You want payback? You wanna run? I don't care! I'm not doing this for Fenster, I'm not doing it for you... I'm doing it for me. I'm gonna finish this thing. This Kobayashi bastard is not gonna stand on me!
845466 IT'S NOT PAYBACK. I don't answer to you. + It's precaution. You want payback? You want to run? I don't care. I'm going to finish this thing. Not for Fenster, not for anybody else, but for me. This Kobayashi cocksucker isn't going to stand over me. All of you can go to hell.

the usual suspects
Can you hear me in the back? Hello?
844940 HELLO? Can you hear me in the back? P.C.

the usual suspects
The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher.
845402 The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. No pity.

the usual suspects
First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down.
845103 The first thing I learned on the job, know what it was? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. Put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever is sleeping is your man. If you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest - let your guard down, you follow?

the usual suspects
I'll probably shit blood tonight.
845179 Forget it. I'11 probably shit blood tonight.

the usual suspects
It didn't make sense that I'd be there. I mean, these guys were hard-core hijackers, but there I was. At that point I wasn't scared, I knew I hadn't done anything they could do me for. Besides, it was fun. I got to make like I was notorious.
844911 It didn't make sense that I be there. I mean these guys were hard-core hijackers, but there I was. At that point, I wasn't scared, f knew I hadn't done anything they could do me for. Besides, it was fun. I got to make like I was notorious.

the usual suspects
He was dead just long enough for the murder rap to blow over. And then he had lunch.
845233 He was dead just long enough for a murder rap to blow over, then he had lunch.

the usual suspects
Get your rest, Gentlemen. The boat will be ready for you on Friday. If I see you or any of your friends before then, Miss. Finneran will find herself the victim of a most gruesome violation before she dies. As will your father, Mr. Hockney. and your Uncle Randall in Arizona, Mr. Kint. I might only castrate Mr. McManus's nephew, David. Do I make myself clear?
845491 Get your rest, Gentlemen. The boat will be ready for you on Friday. If I see you or your friends before then, or fail to check in every half hour with that unpleasant looking man in there, Ms. Finneran will find herself the victim of a gruesome violation before she dies. As will your father, Mr. Hockney. and your Uncle Randall in Arizona, Mr. Kint. I might only castrate Mr. McManus' nephew, David. Do I make myself clear?

the usual suspects
Why are you just standing there, you idiot? I'm not speaking English am I? Wouldn't it make sense to find someone who could talk to me so you could find the person that set me on fire, perhaps? He is the Devil. You've never seen anyone like Keyser Soze in all your miserable life, you idiot. Keyser Soze. Do you at least understand that? Keyser Soze. The Devil himself. Or are you American policemen so stupid that you haven't even heard of him? Keyser Soze, you ridiculous man. KEYSER SOZE.
845070 &lt;&lt;Why are you just standing there, you idiot? I'm not speaking English am I? Wouldn't it make sense to find someone who could talk to me so you could find the person that set me on fire, perhaps? He is the Devil. You've never seen anyone like Keyser Soze in all your miserable life you idiot. Keyser Soze. Do you at least understand that? Keyser Soze. The Devil himself. Or are you American policemen io stupid that you haven't even heard of him. Keyser Soze, you ridiculous man. KEYSER SOZE . &gt;&gt;

the usual suspects
There's no fucking coke.
845544 There's no coke.

the usual suspects
Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
845415 Keaton always said: &quot;I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.&quot; Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser SOZE.

the usual suspects
I just can't believe we're going to walk into certain death.
845500 I just can't believe we're just gonna walk into certain death.

the usual suspects
It was Keyser Soze, Agent Kujan. I mean the Devil himself. How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?
845564 It was Keyser Soze, Agent Kujan. I mean the Devil himself. How do you shoot the Devil in the back?

the usual suspects
McManus came to us with the job, Fenster got the vans, Hockney supplied the hardware, I came through with how to do it so no one got killed, but Keaton... Keaton put on the finishing touch. A little 'fuck you' from the five of us to the NYPD.
845191 And that was how we started. McManus came to us with the job; Fenster got the vans; Hockney supplied the hardware; 'I came through with how to do it so no one got killed - but Keaton - Keaton put on the finishing touch. A little &quot;Fuck you&quot; from the five of us to the N.Y.P.D.

the usual suspects
If I told you the Loch Ness monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?
845424 You tell me, Agent Kujan. If I told you the Loch Ness Monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?

the verdict
After the operation, when that poor girl she went into a coma, Dr. Towler called me in. He told me that he'd had five difficult deliveries in a row and he was tired... and he never looked at the admittance form. And he told me to change the form. He told me to change the '1' to a '9'... or else... or else he said, he said he'd fire me. He said I'd never work again. Who were these men? Who were these men? I wanted to be a nurse!
849423 After, after the operation, when that poor girl, she went in a coma. Dr. Towler called me in. He told me he had five difficult deliveries in a row and he was tired, and he never looked at the admittance form. And he told me to change the form. He told me to change the one to a nine. Or else, or else, he said... He said he'd fire me. He said I'd never work again... Who were these men...? Who were these men...? I wanted to be a nurse...

the verdict
I know how you feel. You don't believe me, but I do know. I'm going to tell you something that I learned when I was your age. I'd prepared a case and old man White said to me, "How did you do?" And, uh, I said, "Did my best." And he said, "You're not paid to do your best. You're paid to win." And that's what pays for this office... pays for the pro bono work that we do for the poor... pays for the type of law that you want to practice... pays for my whiskey... pays for your clothes... pays for the leisure we have to sit back and discuss philosophy as we're doing tonight. We're paid to win the case. You finished your marriage. You wanted to come back and practice the law. You wanted to come back to the world. Welcome back.
849241 I know how you feel. I know you don't believe me, but I do. I'm going to tell you something I learned when I was your age. I had prepared a case. Mr. White asked me, 'How did you do.' I said, 'I've done my best.' He said, 'They don't pay you to do your best. They pay you to win.' That's what pays for this office. And that's what pays for the pro bono work that we do for the poor. And for the kind of law that you want to practice. And that's what pays for your clothes and my whiskey, and the leisure that we have to sit back and discuss philosophy. As we're doing tonight. We're paid to win the case.

the verdict
You know, so much of the time we're just lost. We say, "Please, God, tell us what is right; tell us what is true." And there is no justice: the rich win, the poor are powerless. We become tired of hearing people lie. And after a time, we become dead... a little dead. We think of ourselves as victims... and we become victims. We become... we become weak. We doubt ourselves, we doubt our beliefs. We doubt our institutions. And we doubt the law. But today you are the law. You ARE the law. Not some book... not the lawyers... not the, a marble statue... or the trappings of the court. See those are just symbols of our desire to be just. They are... they are, in fact, a prayer: a fervent and a frightened prayer. In my religion, they say, "Act as if ye had faith... and faith will be given to you." IF... if we are to have faith in justice, we need only to believe in ourselves. And ACT with justice. See, I believe there is justice in our hearts.
849445 You know, so much of the time we're lost. We say, 'Please, God, tell us what is right. Tell us what's true. There is no justice. The rich win, the poor are powerless...' We become tired of hearing people lie. After a time we become dead. A little dead. We start thinking of ourselves as victims. And we become victims. And we become weak... and doubt ourselves, and doubt our institutions... and doubt our beliefs... we say for example, 'The law is a sham... there is no law... I was a fool for having believed there was.' But today you are the law. You are the law... And not some book and not the lawyers, or the marble statues and the trappings of the court... all that they are is symbols. Of our desire to be just... All that they are, in effect, is a prayer... ...a fervent, and a frightened prayer.

the verdict
You guys... you guys are all the same! The doctors at the hospital, you... it's always what I'm going to do for you. And then you screw up, and it's, "Ah, we did the best that we could, I'm dreadfully sorry." And people like us live with your mistakes the rest of our lives.
848883 You guys, you guys, you're all the same. The Doctors at the hospital, you... it's 'What I'm going to do for you'; but you screw up it's 'We did the best that we could. I'm dreadfully sorry...' And people like me live with your mistakes the rest of our lives.

the verdict
You know you guys are all the same. You don't care who gets hurt. You're a bunch of whores. You'd do anything for a dollar. You got no loyalty... No nothing... You're a bunch of whores.
849047 Well, maybe you better do that, then. You know you guys are all the same. You don't care who gets hurt. You're a bunch of whores. You'd do anything for a dollar. You got no loyalty... no nothing... you're a bunch of whores.

the verdict
This case should never have come to trial. But you know better. You're mister independent. You want to be independent? Be independent now. I have no sympathy for you.
848924 I don't have a week. This case never should have come to trial. You know better. You're Mr. Independent. You want to be independent? Be independent now. I've got no sympathy for you.

the visitor
Don't Worry. I'll keep my pants on.
853475 Great. Thanks. I'll keep my pants on.

the wedding date
Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.
797771 No, Im fine, really. Nothing a bottle of Jack and a straight razor cant fix.

the wedding date
Mom, this is so not the time to be yourself.
797215 Please, Mom. This is not the time to be yourself.

the wedding date
I look like a total wanker, don't I?
797803 I look like a total wanker, dont I?

the wedding date
The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me.
797691 Its true. All you have in common is that you both secretly want to be me.  Cheers.

the wedding date
Oh sweet Jesus, who gave that woman an amp?
797231 Sweet Jesus, who gave that woman an amp?

the wedding date
Well thank you for including me in this timeless feminine ritual. Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you.
797428 Ladies, thank you for granting me this rare glimpse into a timeless female ritual.  To the husbands who won you, the losers who lost you, and to the lucky bastards who have yet to meet you.

the wedding date
The Wedding Dance is a timeless ritual... Surrounded by a group of family and friends. Watching, smiling, taking bets on how long it's going to last. All your have is each other and whatever skills you aquire today.
797592 A room full of friends, family, enemies...watching, smiling, betting on how long the marriage will last. All youll have is each other and whatever skills you acquire today.

the wedding date
I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.
797816 Id rather fight with you than make love to anyone else.

the wedding date
Wait a minute! You're telling me that *if* something happened last night I would have to pay you $1700! That's a down payment on a Ford Focus!
797530 So youre telling me. If something had happened last night...it would have cost me fourteen hundred dollars? Thats a down payment on a Ford Focus!

the wedding date
Let me teach you a trick: if you look people in the eye, they won't notice what you're wearing.
797192 Ill teach you a trick. If you look people in the eye, theyll never even notice what you have on.

the wedding date
Go ahead, Kat, hate me. I think you're running out of steam on this whole Jeffrey thing anyhow. Maybe now you'll be able to hold on to this long enough to ruin your next relationship.
797752 Go ahead, Kat. Hate me. You were running out of steam on the whole Jeffrey thing. Maybe now youll be able to hold onto this just long enough to ruin your next relationship.

the wild bunch
If they move, kill 'em!
874273 If they move, kill them. C.L. grins happily and squats on the floor, his 12 gauge pump shotgun angled up at:

the wild bunch
Pike; "I wouldn't have it any other way", *either*!
874520 - Pike, I wouldn?t have it no other -way aither.

the wild bunch
Well, how'd you like to kiss my sister's black cat's ass?
874329 Well, how'd you like to kiss my sister's black cat's ass. Harrigan fires. C.L. slumps, goes down on the other knee. More bounty hunters burst into the room.

the wild bunch
What I like, and what I need, are two different things.
874411 What I like and what I. need are two different things.

the wild bunch
Do not drink wine or strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, least ye shall die. Look not though upon the wine when it is red, and when it bringeth his color in the cup, when it moveth itself aright at the last, it biteth like a serpent and stingeth like an adder. Now folks, that's from the Good Book, but in this here town it's five cents a glass.
874248 Leviticus. 10.9. Do not drink wine or strong drink thou,nor thy sons with thee least ye die. It shall be a statute forever. Look. not though. upon. the. wine when it. is red when it giveth his color in the cup when it moveth itself aright at the last it biteth like a serpent and stingeth like an adder.

the wild bunch
We all dream of being a child again, even the worst of us. Perhaps the worst most of all.
874589 Not so hard -- we all dream of being a-child again -- even the worst of us -- perhaps the worst most of all..

the wizard of oz
What would you do with a brain if you had one?
879900 Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?

the wizard of oz
Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home. Home! And this is my room, and you're all here. And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and - oh, Auntie Em - there's no place like home!
880680 Home! And this is my room -- and you're all here! And I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all! And -- Oh, Auntie Em -- there's no place like home!

the wizard of oz
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her, and she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.
879792 As Coroner, I must aver I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, She's really, most sincerely dead.

the wizard of oz
Professor Marvel never guesses, he knows!
879687 Professor Marvel never guesses -- he knows! Now, why are you running away?

the wizard of oz
Unusual weather we're having, ain't it?
880130 Oh -- unusual weather we're having, ain't it?

the wizard of oz
How about a little fire, Scarecrow?
880485 How about a little fire, Scarecrow?

the wizard of oz
Where do you want to be oiled first?
879954 Where do you want to be oiled first?

the wizard of oz
Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want. I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I'll fight you standing on one foot. I'll fight you with my eyes closed... ohh, pullin' an axe on me, eh? Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I'll... Ruff!
880049 ...up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want! I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I'll fight you standing on one foot.

the wizard of oz
Better get under cover, Sylvester. There's a storm blowin' up - a whopper, to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry. Poor little kid, I hope she gets home all right.
879739 Better get under cover, Sylvester -- there's a storm blowing up -- a whopper, to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry. Poor little kid -- I hope she gets home all right.

the wizard of oz
She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on. We'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.
879577 She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on - - we'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em. Come on, Toto.

the wizard of oz
Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of spears! Thought you were pretty foxy, didn't you? Well! The last to go will see the first three go before her! And your mangy little dog, too!
880484 Well -- ring around the rosy -- a pocket full of spears! Thought you'd be pretty foxy, didn't you? Well, I'm going to start in on you right here - one after the other!

the wizard of oz
Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma.
880569 From the rock-bound coast of Maine to the Sun.... oh - oh, no -- -- ah - Well, be that as it may. Back where I come from we have universities, seats of great learning -- where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts -- and with no more brains than you have.... But! They have one thing you haven't got! A diploma!

the wizard of oz
My! People come and go so quickly here!
879846 My -- ! People come and go so quickly here! Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the Yellow Brick Road?

the wizard of oz
You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!
880490 Ohhh -- you cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh - - what a world -- what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!? Ohhh! Look out! Look out! I'm going. Ohhhh! Ohhhhhh....

the wizard of oz
Come on, everybody to the storm cellar!
879748 Come on -- everybody in the storm cellar!

the wizard of oz
A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.
880584 ...that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.

the wizard of oz
Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz. I said come back tomorrow.
880524 ...of the Great and Powerful Oz! I said - - come back tomorrow!

the wizard of oz
Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody, not nohow!
880192 Orders are -- nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody -- not nohow!

the wizard of oz
Back where I come from there are men who do nothing all day but good deeds. They are called phila... er, phila... er, yes, er, Good Deed Doers.
880582 ...back where I come from there are men who do nothing all day but good deeds. They are called phil...er -- er -- phil -- er, yes...good-deed-doers. And their hearts are no bigger than yours. But! They have one thing you haven't got! A testimonial!

the wizard of oz
Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For twenty-three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!
879680 Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean you have the power to run the rest of us! For twenty- three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now -- well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!

the wizard of oz
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
880534 ...attention to that man behind the curtain. Go - before I lose my temper! The Great and Powerful ---....

the wizard of oz
I am the great and powerful... ... Wizard of Oz.
880537 Well, I -- I -- I am the Great and Powerful -- Wizard of Oz.

the wizard of oz
Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!
880038 Oh! Lions and tigers and bears!

the wizard of oz
I can barely hear my heart beating!
880208 I can fairly hear my heart beating!

the wizard of oz
To confer, converse, and otherwise hob-nob with my brother wizards.
880613 To confer, converse, and otherwise hob- nob with my brother wizards. And I hereby decree that until what time -- if any -- that I return, the Scarecrow, by virtue of his highly superior brains, shall rule in my stead...assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart...and the Lion -- by virtue of his courage! Obey them as you would me! And - ah - well, that's all.

the wizard of oz
You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified.
880608 Frightened? You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death -- sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified. Then suddenly the wind changed, and the balloon floated down into the heart of this noble city, where I was instantly acclaimed Oz, the First Wizard de Luxe!

the wizard of oz
Read what my medal says: "Courage". Ain't it the truth? Ain't it the truth?
880591 ...Ain't it the truth! Ain't it the truth!

the wizard of oz
I think I'll miss you most of all.
880650 I think I'll miss you most of all.

the wizard of oz
What a nice little dog. And you, my dear, what an unexpected pleasure. It's so kind of you to want to visit me in my loneliness.
880380 What a nice little dog! And you, my dear. What an unexpected pleasure!

the wizard of oz
Shucks, folks, I'm speechless. Ha Ha!
880578 Oh -- Oh -- shucks, folks, I'm speechless!

the wizard of oz
You have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too!
879830 Oh, rubbish! You have no power here. Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you, too.

the wizard of oz
I've got a witch mad at me and you might get into trouble!
879916 But maybe you'd better not. I've got a witch mad at me, and you might get into trouble.

the wizard of oz
Only bad witches are ugly.
879766 Only bad witches are ugly.

the woodsman
Uncommon beauty is commonly overlooked.
882437 It means uncommon beauty is commonly overlooked. Most people only notice birds with the brightest colors.

the world is not enough
James! You can't kill me! Not in cold blood!
883147 James. You can't kill me. Not in cold blood.

the world is not enough
She's waiting for you.
883193 She's waiting for you.

the world is not enough
There's no point living, if you can't feel alive.
882867 But then again...There is no point in living if you can't...feel alive.

the world is not enough
One tires of being executed.
882866 A man tires of being executed.

the x files
Mulder I can't tell you what killed this man. I'm not sure if anybody else can, either.
799104 I don't know what killed this man. I'm not sure if anybody else could claim to either.

the x files
Trust no one, Mr. Mulder.
799484 Trust no one, Mr. Mulder.

the x files
I need this building evacuated and cleared out in ten minutes. I need you to get on the phone and tell the fire department to block off the city center in a one mile radius around the building. DON'T THINK! JUST PICK UP THE PHONE AND MAKE IT HAPPEN!
798932 I need this building evacuated and cleared out in ten minutes! I need you to get on the phone and tell the fire department to block off the city center in one mile radius around the building --

the x files
But you saved me. As difficult and frustrating as it's been sometimes, your God-damned strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over. You kept me honest. You made me a whole person. I owe you everything, and you owe me nothing. I don't know if I want to do this alone. I don't even know if I can.
799387 You saved me, Scully.  As different and frustrating as it's been sometimes, your goddamn strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times; have kept me honest and made me whole. I owe you so much, Scully, and you owe me nothing.  I don't want to do this without you. I don't know if I can. If I quit now, they win.

the x files
I don't believe the FBI currently has an investigative unit qualified to pursue the evidence in hand.
799524 I don't believe the FBI currently has an investigation unit qualified to pursue the evidence in hand.

the x files
Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston. I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome.
798906 What do you say we call in a bomb threat for Houston. I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome.

the x files
And why do you think you're here talking to me today? These people don't make mistakes!
799371 And why do you think it is you're standing here talking to me? These people don't make mistakes, Agent Mulder.

thelma & louise
I swear 3 days ago neither one of us would've EVER pulled a stunt like this, but if you'd ever meet my husband you'd understand why.
800276 I swear, before yesterday, neither one of us would have ever pulled a stunt like this. But if you ever met my husband, you'd know why I just can... You wanna step out of the car, please? You wanna put your hands on your head, please? Louise, shoot the radio.

thelma & louise
In the future, when a woman is crying like that, she isn't having any fun.
799659 Just for the future, when a woman's crying like that, she's not having any fun!

thelma & louise
Louise, no matter what happens, I'm glad I came with you.
800445 Louise... no matter what happens, I'm glad I came with you.

thelma & louise
You let her go, you fuckin' asshole, or I'm gon' splatter your ugly face all over this nice car!
799656 You let her go, you fat fucking asshole, or I'm gonna splatter your ugly face all over this nice car.

thelma & louise
Certain words and phrases just keep drifting through my mind, things like, incarceration, cavity search, death by electrocution, life in prison, shit like that, know what I'm sayin', so do I want to come out alive...
800341 You know, certain words and phrases just keep floating through my mind, things like incarceration, cavity search, life imprisonment, death by electrocution, that sort of thing. So, come out alive? I don't know. Let us think about that.

thelma & louise
Well, I've always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.
799997 I've always believed if done right, armed robbery doesn't have to be a totally unpleasant experience.

thelma & louise
Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.
800330 Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.

thelma & louise
If she calls, just be gentle, you know? Like you're really happy to hear from her. Like you miss her. Women love that shit.
800063 Well, if she calls, just be gentle. Like you're happy to hear from her. You know, like you really miss her. Women love that shit.

thelma & louise
You've always been crazy, this is just the first chance you've had to express yourself.
800450 No... You've always been crazy. This is just the first chance you've had to really express yourself.

thelma & louise
Come on, Louise, don't blow it.
800343 Come on, Louise. Don't blow it. Let's go.

there's something about mary
Have you seen my baseball?
800541 Mary, you seen my baseball?

there's something about mary
Your gonna pay, fucker.
801316 You're gonna pay, fucker.

there's something about mary
The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.
801275 Don't bet on it. Last time I had a pap smear the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

there's something about mary
When I was 16 years old, I fell in love.
800495 When I was sixteen years old I fell in love...

there's something about mary
We agreed I wouldn't fuck you, and you wouldn't fuck me until we got this fuck  outta the fuckin' picture!
801480 You fucking prick, we had a deal--you said you wouldn't fuck me and I wouldn't fuck you until we had this fuck out of the fucking picture. You crossed the line, man.

there's something about mary
I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.
800549 That she knew my name blew my mind. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.

thirteen days
You are in the courtroom of world opinion and you can answer yes or no.
802884 You are in the courtroom of world opinion right now, and you can answer yes or no. You have denied they exist, and I want to know if I have understood you correctly.

thirteen days
The sun came up. Every day the sun comes up says something about us.
803168 Every day the sun comes up... says something about us.

thirteen days
They're being issued identity cards. When the call comes, the evacuation officers meet them at pre-arranged departure areas. They go by helicopter to Mount Weather; we meet them there... Of course, that's for morale. Missiles only take five minutes to get here.
802741 I just checked myself. They're being issued identity cards. Call comes, and evacuation officers meet them at pre-arranged departure areas. They go by helicopter to Mount Weather. We meet them there.

thirteen days
I want to ask you one simple question Mr Ambassador. Do you deny that the Soviet Union has placed and is placing missiles in Cuba? Don't wait for the translation, yes or no?
802881 All right, sir. Let me ask you one simple question. Do you, Ambassador Zorin, deny that the U.S.S.R. has placed and is placing medium and intermediate range missiles and sites in Cuba? Yes or no - don't wait for the translation - yes or no?

thirteen days
We were eyeball to eyeball and I think the other fella just blinked.
802773 We were eyeball to eyeball and I think the other fellow just blinked.

thirteen days
We've got a bunch of smart guys. We lock 'em in a room and kick 'em in the ass until they come up with some solutions... I'll do it.
802434 We got a bunch of smart guys. We lock 'em up together in there, kick 'em in the ass til they come up with options.

thirteen days
I'll whistle up some luck for you.
803113 I'll whistle up some luck for you.

thirteen days
Those goddamn Kennedys are gonna destroy this country if we don't do something about this!
802528 Those goddamn Kennedys are going to destroy this country if we don't do something about this.

thirteen days
I'll tell you one thing, Kenny. Those brass hats have one big advantage. That is, if we do what they want us to do, there's none of us gonna be alive to tell them they were wrong.
802530 We knew it was coming. I tell you, Kenny, these brass hats have one big advantage. We do what they want us to, none of us will be alive to tell 'em they were wrong.

thirteen days
We've worked up several military scenarios; before I ask General Taylor to take us through the various options, I'd like for us to adopt a rule: If we decide to strike, we must agree now to do it *before* the missiles become operational, because once they are I don't think we can guarantee getting them all before at least... at least some of them are launched.
802419 We've worked up several military scenarios. Before I ask General Taylor to lead us through the various options, I'd like for us to adopt a rule. If we are going to strike, we must agree now that we will do it before the missiles become operational. Because once they are, I don't think we can guarantee getting them all before at least some are launched.

thirteen days
*I* have the authority! I am the commander in chief of the United States, and I say when we go to war!
802812 -- I have the authority. I am the commander-in-chief of the United States, and I say when we go to war!

thirteen days
If the sun comes up tomorrow, it is only because of men of good will. And that's - that's all there is between us and the devil.
803149 If the sun rises in the morning, it is only because of men of goodwill. And that's all there is between us and the Devil.

thirteen days
You're a good man; your brother is a good man. I assure you there are other good men. Let us hope the will of good men is enough to counter the terrible strength of this thing that was put in motion.
803135 We have heard stories that some among your military men wish for war. You are a good man. Your brother is a good man. I assure you there are other good men. Let us hope the will of good men is enough to counter the terrible strength of this thing which has been put in motion.

thirteen days
Gentlemen, for the last fifteen years, I've fought at this table alongside your predecessors in the struggle against the Soviet. Now I do not wish to seem melodramatic, but I do wish to impress upon you a lesson I learned with bitter tears and great sacrifice. The Soviet understands only one language: action. Respects only one word: force.
802468 For the last fifteen years, I have fought here at this table along side your predecessors in the struggle against the Soviet. Gentlemen, I do not wish to seem melodramatic, but I do wish to impress upon you one observation with all conceivable sincerity. A lesson I have learned with bitter tears and great sacrifice. The Soviet understands only one language: action. It respects only one word: force.

thirteen days
Mr. President, you give me the order right now, my planes will be ready to carry out the air strikes in three days time. All you gotta do is say "go," and my boys will get those Red bastards.
802514 Mr. President, as of this moment my planes are ready to carry out the air strikes. All you have to do is give me the word, sir, and my boys will get those Red bastards.

thirteen days
Sleep is for the weak Mr. President.
802390 Sleep is for the weak, Mr. President.

thirteen days
Jesus, I... I feel like we caught the Jap carrier steaming for Pearl Harbor.
802384 Jesus. I feel like we've caught the Jap carriers steaming for Pearl Harbor.

thirteen days
Call me Irish, but I don't believe in cooler heads prevailing.
802486 Call me Irish, but I don't believe in cooler heads prevailing.

thirteen days
Mr. President, the motto I chose for SAC is "Peace is Our Profession." Now, God forbid we find ourselves in a nuclear exchange, but, if launched, those missiles from Cuba would kill a lot of Americans. The very presence of those missiles gives the Soviets first-strike capability. Those missiles make a nuclear exchange more likely, and that is why I'm being such a pain in the ass about destroying them, and destroying them immediately.
802522 Mr. President, the motto I chose for SAC is 'Peace is our Profession.' God forbid we find ourselves in a nuclear exchange. But if launched, those missiles in Cuba would kill a lot of Americans. That's why I'm being such a pain in the ass about destroying them. Destroying them immediately. Hell, even Mac agrees.

thirteen days
This is not a blockade. This is language. A new vocabulary, the likes of which the world has never seen! This is President Kennedy communicating with Secretary Khrushchev!
802919 This, all this, is language, a new vocabulary the likes of which the world has never seen. This is President Kennedy communicating with Secretary Khruschev.

thirteen days
Let's hope appeasement doesn't run in families. I fear weakness does.
802484 Let's pray appeasement doesn't run in families. I fear weakness does.

thirteen days
Well, gentlemen, if anybody's got any great ideas, now's the time.
803014 Gentlemen, if anybody's got any great ideas, now's the time...

thirteen days
If they want this goddamn job, they can have it. It's no great joy to me.
802606 They want this fucking job, they can have it. It's no great joy to me.

this boy's life
Yeah, you pull that hot shot stuff around me, and I'll break every bone in your goddamn body. You understand me? Yeah, you're in for a change, mister, a whole 'nother ball game.
803549 Hotshot. You pull that hotshot stuff around me and I'll break every bone in your body. You understand me? You're in for a change, mister. You got that? Huh? You got that good? You're in for a whole 'nother ballgame.

this boy's life
You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get to say. Got it?
803695 Look, you can get it doggie-style or you can get it laying on your side -- those are your only choices. This is my house, and I get to say. Wherever McGinty sits is the head of the table, you know?

this boy's life
Only me on this whole Earth to straighten you out, and I will do it, kill or cure. Kill or cure.
803938 Only me. On this whole earth, to straighten you out. And I will do it kill or cure. Now get your ass up -- you're going to school.

this boy's life
Here I am, you lucky people!
803522 Here I am, you lucky people!

this boy's life
You don't know it yet, but me and Concrete are in your blood. We'll make a man of you yet. In years to come you'll thank me. You'll remember me... me and Concrete!
803624 Hotshot, you don't know it yet, but me and Concrete are in your blood. We're going to make a man of you yet -- and in years to come you'll thank me. You'll remember me. Me and Concrete.

this boy's life
Well... You can want in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills first.
803876 Well, want in one hand and shit in the other -- see which gets full first.

this boy's life
What about me? What about me? When is it ever Dwight's turn for some consideration? What about me? I'll tell you one thing: You'll remember me!
804153 What about me? When is it ever Dwight's turn for some consideration? What about me? I'll tell you one thing -- you'll remember me!

this boy's life
I don't believe that crap, you know, I believe there is such a thing as a bad boy, bad clear through. It's gonna be my job to set you straight. That's right, to kill or cure. Kill or cure!
803573 ... 'cause I don't believe that crap, you know? I believe there is such a thing as a bad boy -- bad clear through. And it's gonna be my job to turn you around, to kill or cure. Kill. Or. Cure. Understand? And I'm up to the job, oh yes, believe me, hotshot, I am ready, willing and able to take you on -- you and that jibagoo music you like to sing. I'm just the guy to knock that music out of your head and put in some respect and obedience. Now your mother has just about washed her hands of you -- that's obvious, 'cause she's shipped you off up here. I mean, she has had it with you. She told me: she said 'Dwight, I just can't handle him anymore.' So don't go crying to Mama, 'cause Mama won't listen. Mama is sick to death of her baby boy.

this boy's life
Why, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, wo-o-o!
804050 Ooooooh, oh, I'm so scared. Oooh.

this boy's life
You left the cap off the toothpaste again.
803977 You left the lid off the damn toothpaste again.

three kings
That's what makes S.F. so badass; we got the best flashlights.
804389 That's what makes Rangers badass, we get the best flashlights.

three kings
You know you're on the path to truth when you smell shit, isn't that what they say?
804369 You're on the path to truth when you smell shit, isn't that what they say?

three kings
You are all under arrest, you're getting court-martialed and you're gonna show us that bullion.
805315 You are under arrest. You are going to be court-martialed. And you will show us where the bullion is right now.

three kings
Hey, I don't know if I can do this. I got a family. If I'm gonna shit in a bag for the rest of my life because I got shot after the war was over, that would pretty fucking stupid wouldn't it, Major?
804530 I can't do this, OK? Because I've got a family and if I shit in a bag the rest of my life cuz I got shot after the war's already over that would be pretty fucking stupid, wouldn't it?

three kings
Great! A fuckin' tank! That should send us on our way.
804727 Great, a fucking tank. That should send us on our way.

three kings
Didn't think I'd get to see anybody get shot in this war.
804197 You're lucky you got to see anybody shot in this war.

three kings
Don't make me smoke your ass, Abdul!
804573 Don't make me smoke your ass, Abdul.

thunderheart
Come on up and watch TV.
809112 Come inside. Watch TV.

thunderheart
Well, well, well, the Washington Redskin.
809006 Are you the Washington Redskin?

thx 1138
Everything will be all right. You are in my hands. I am here to protect you. You have nowhere to go. You have nowhere to go.
810072 Everything will be all right, you are in my hands.  You have nowhere to go.  I am here to protect you. You have nowhere to go.  You have nowhere....

thx 1138
How shall the new environment be programmed? It all happened so slowly that most men failed to realize that anything had happened at all.
809600 ....and it all happened so slowly that most men failed to realize that anything had happened at all.

ticker
Congratulations. You've just made your first ticker.
810440 Congratulations, you just built your first ticker.

timber falls
We're not violent people, Michael. It pains us to pain you.
811197 We're not violent people, Michael. It pains us to pain you.

tin cup
Does my inner child need a spanking?
812302 My inner child needs spanking.

tin cup
Greatness courts failure.
811814 Greatness courts failure, Romeo. That's why most people, in their whole lives, never ever reach for the brass ring, never know when to dig deep and try for the impossible shot...

tin cup
Oh, you amuse me, Roy, but I'm the only woman in America born after World War II that thinks astrology's a crock of shit.
811831 You amuse me, Roy. But I'm the only woman in America born after World War II who thinks astrology is a crock of shit. Now let's see if the Big Dog'll eat.

tin cup
It's a lock! I hit my 7-iron like John Daly hits the 3.
812112 It's a lock! I hit the seven like John Daly hits a three!

tin cup
That's because you think of it as transportation, Boone. Think of it as bragging rights. Think of yourself sitting around the bar, crowing to your cronies about the Cadillac you won from me. They'll forget all about the Winnebago you lost to me.
811871 That's cuz you think of it as transportation, Boone. Think of it as bragging rights. Think of yourself sitting around the bar crowing to your buddies about the Cadillac you won off Tin Cup McAvoy. They'll forget all about the Winnebago you lost to me.

tin cup
Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?
812105 Why do men insist on measuring their dicks?

tin men
Are you a Lunatic? Are you tellin' me that you didn't see me comin' out of this lot? There's a red light there for cryin' out loud! You're supposed to stop!
812694 Are you a lunatic? Can't you see I'm trying to back out of this lot? There's a red light, you shoulda stopped.

titanic
It's been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams, and it was. It really was.
814147 It's been 84 years... and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in.

titanic
If this is the direction the rats are going that's fine with me!
814744 If this is the direction the rats were runnin', it's good enough for me.

titanic
Well, the boy's a hero then! Good for you, son. Well done.
814295 Well! The boy's a hero then. Good for you son, well done! So it's all's well and back to our brandy, eh?

titanic
26 years of experience working against him. He figures anything big enough to sink the ship they're gonna see in time to turn. The ship's too big with too small a rudder. It doesn't corner worth a damn. Everything he knows is wrong.
814620 26 years of experience working against him. He figures anything big enough to sink the ship they're going to see in time to turn. But the ship's too big, with too small a rudder... it can't corner worth shit. Everything he knows is wrong.

titanic
We are the luckiest sons of bitches in the world, you know that?
814198 We are the luckiest sons of bitches in the world!

titanic
So, you wanna go to a real party?
814511 Want to go to a real party?

titanic
What? Do you think a first class girl can't drink?
814521 You think a first class girl can't drink?

titanic
That's one of the good things about Paris: lots of girls willing to take their clothes off.
814396 Yup. That's one of the great things about Paris. Lots of girls willing take their clothes off.

titanic
I'm sorry that I didn't build you a stronger ship, young Rose.
815094 I'm sorry that I didn't build you a stronger ship, young Rose.

titanic
Music to drown by. Now I know I'm in first class.
815023 Music to drown by. Now I know I'm in First Class.

titanic
I saw my whole life as if I'd already lived it. An endless parade of parties and cotillions, yachts and polo matches. Always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. I felt like I was standing at a great precipice, with no one to pull me back, no one who cared... or even noticed.
814251 I saw my whole life as if I'd already lived it... an endless parade of parties and cotillions, yachts and polo matches... always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. I felt like I was standing at a great precipice, with no one to pull me back, no one who cared... or even noticed.

titanic
That's John Jacob Astor, the richest man on the ship. His little wifey there, Madeline, is my age and in a delicate condition. See how she's trying to hide it?
814463 There's the Countess Rothes. And that's John Jacob Astor... the richest man on the ship. His little wifey there, Madeleine, is my age and in a delicate condition. See how she's trying to hide it. Quite the scandal. And over there, that's Sir Cosmo and Lucile, Lady Duff-Gordon. She designs naughty lingerie, among her many talents. Very popular with the royals.

titanic
I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.
815173 I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all this.

titanic
God! Look at that thing! You would've gone straight to the bottom.
814377 Gawd look at that thing! You would have gone straight to the bottom.

titanic
Gentlemen. It has been a privilege playing with you tonight.
815103 Gentlemen, it has been a previlege playing with you tonight.

titanic
You shine up like a new penny.
814452 My, my, my... you shine up like a new penny.

titanic
Wait a second. You were going to kill youself by jumping off of the Titanic?  All you had to do was wait two days!
814321 So let me get this right. You were gonna kill yourself by jumping off the Titanic? That's great!

titanic
Take her to sea, Mr. Murdoch. Let's stretch her legs.
814224 Take her to sea Mister Murdoch. Let's stretch her legs.

titanic
That's the last time I ever saw him. He married, of course. And inherited his millions. But the crash of '29 hit his interests hard, and he put a pistol in his mouth that year. Or so I read.
815216 That was the last time I ever saw him. He married, of course, and inherited his millions. The crash of 28 hit his interests hard, and he put a pistol in his mouth that year. His children fought over the scraps of his estate like hyenas, or so I read.

titanic
I'll never let go, Jack. I promise.
815195 I won't let go. I promise.

titanic
Ah, forget it, boyo. You're as like to have angels fly out your arse as get next to the likes of her.
814249 Forget it, boyo. You'd as like have angels fly out o' yer arse as get next to the likes o' her.

titanic
Dive six, here we are again on the deck of Titanic. Two and a half miles down. Three-thousand, eight hundred and twenty-one meters. The pressure outside is three-and-a-half tons per square inch. These windows are nine inches thick, and if they go, it's sayonara in two micro-seconds.
814045 Dive nine. Here we are again on the deck of Titanic... two and a half miles down. The pressure is three tons per square inch, enough to crush us like a freight train going over an ant if our hull fails. These windows are nine inches thick and if they go, it's sayonara in two microseconds.

titanic
The last thing I need is another picture of me looking like a porcelain doll.
814631 The last thing I need is another picture of me looking like a china doll. As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want.

titanic
Rose is displeased... what to do?
814300 Rose is displeased. Mmm... what to do?

titanic
This was mine. How extraordinary! And it looks the same as it did last time I saw it... The reflection's changed a bit.
814127 This was mine. How extraordinary! It looks the same as the last time I saw it.

titanic
I can see the Statue of Liberty already!... Very small, of course.
814228 I can see the Statue of Liberty already. Very small... of course.

titanic
Incredible. There's Smith and he's standing there and he's got the iceberg warning in his fucking hand, excuse me, his hand, and he's ordering more speed.
814619 Don't you love it? There's Smith, he's standing there with the iceberg warning in his fucking hand... ... excuse me... in his hand, and he's ordering more speed.

titanic
I will do this with or without your help, sir, but without, it will take longer.
814904 No! I'll do this with or without your help, sir. But without will take longer.

titanic
No, thank you. We are dressed in our best and are prepared to go down as gentlemen. But, we would like a brandy.
815003 We have dressed in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen.

titanic
Fifteen-hundred people went into the sea, when Titanic sank from under us. There were twenty boats floating nearby... and only one came back. One. Six were saved from the water, myself included. Six... out of fifteen-hundred. Afterward, the seven-hundred people in the boats had nothing to do but wait... wait to die... wait to live... wait for an absolution... that would never come.
815198 Fifteen hundred people went into the sea when Titanic sank from under us. There were twenty boats floating nearby and only one came back. One. Six were saved from the water, myself included. Six out of fifteen hundred.

titanic
Sleep soundly young Rose for I have built you a good ship, strong and true, she's all the lifeboats you need.
814591 Sleep soundly, young Rose. I have built you a good ship, strong and true. She's all the lifeboat you need.

titanic
I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I always wanted to do it.
814456 I saw that in a nickelodean once, and I always wanted to do it.

titanic
You gonna cut her meat for her too there, Cal?
814237 So, you gonna cut her meat for her too there, Cal? Hey, who came up with the name Titanic? You, Bruce?

tmnt
Goodnight Dark Prince.
815755 Goodnight, dark prince.

tmnt
There is no place for excuses when you are the LEADER!
815584 There are no excuses when you are the Leader, my student.

tmnt
This night just keeps getting better.
815746 This night just keeps gettin' better n' better...

tombstone
I want your blood. And I want your souls. And I want them both right now!
817293 I want your blood and I want you Souls and I want them both right now.

tombstone
It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.
817626 Poor soul, he was so high-strung. Afraid the strain was more than He could bear.

tombstone
It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.
817203 Then again, you may be the Antichrist.

tombstone
Fight's commenced! Get to fightin' or get away!
817247 This fight's commenced. Get to Fightin' or get away!

tombstone
Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest.
817173 Maybe poker's not your game, Ike. I know, let's have a spelling Contest!

tombstone
And so she walked out of our lives forever.
817364 And so she walked out of our Lives forever.

tombstone
You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?
816991 You die first, get it? The others Might get me in a rush but before That I'm gonna make your head Into a canoe. Understand?

tombstone
I'm your huckleberry...
817298 I'm your huckleberry.

tombstone
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
817162 Nonsense, I have not yet begun to Defile myself.

tombstone
Forgive me if I don't shake hands.
816815 Forgive me if I don't shake hands.

tombstone
I don't think I'll let you arrest us today, Behan.
817255 I don't think I'll let you arrest Us today, Behan. Maybe tomorrow.

tombstone
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
817616 Why Johnny Ringo, you look like Somebody just walked over your grave. Oh, I wasn't quite as sick as I Made out.

tombstone
Sheriff, allow me to present a pair of fellow sophisticates. Turkey Creek Jack Johnson and Texas Jack Vermillion. Mind your ear, Creek.
816833 Sheriff, may I present a pair of Fellow sophisticates, Turkey Creek Jack Johnson and Texas Jack Vermillion? Watch your ear, Creek.

tombstone
Why Ed does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!
816742 Why Ed, what an ugly thing to Say! Does this mean you're not my Friend anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend I Don't think I could bear it.

tombstone
I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak.
816915 I stand corrected. Wyatt. You're An oak.

tombstone
You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
816794 You gonna do something or just Stand there and bleed?

tomorrow never dies
Mr Stamper, would you please kill those bastards!
818014 Mr. Stamper will escort you to the plane.

tomorrow never dies
Can't you people keep anything locked up?
817732 Jesus. Can't you people keep anything locked up?

top gun
That son of a bitch cut me off!
818729 Son of a bitch!

top gun
Gutsiest move I ever saw, Mav.
819191 Gutsiest move I ever saw.

top gun
That was some of the best flying I've seen to date - right up to the part where you got killed.
819237 Ya know, that was the best flying I've seen since Nam... ...Right up to that part where you got killed.

toy story
Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!
820704 Ages three and up. It's on my box. Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.

toy story
I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.
820806 I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.

toy story
Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay everybody, the coast is clear!
820702 Pull my string! The birthday party's today?!

toy story
Years of Academy training wasted.
821278 Years of Academy training...wasted!!

toy story
Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
820763 Yessir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

toy story
I wanna ride the pony...
821396 I wanna ride the pony...

toy story
No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.
821171 No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.

toy story
I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school!
821173 I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.

toy story
I think you've had enough tea for today, let's get you outta here, Buzz.
821267 I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here, Buzz.

toy story
That's *Mister* Potato Head to you, you back stabbing murderer!
821004 That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbin' murderer!

toy story
Great! Now I have guilt!
821486 Great. Now I have guilt.

toy story
"Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool! What am I gonna blow?
821352 "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." COOL... What am I gonna blow? Man...hey, where's that wimpy cowboy doll?

toy story
Son of a building block! It's Woody!
821287 Son of a building block, it's Woody!

toy story
Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode!
821508 Wait a minute...I just lit a rocket. Rockets explo --

toy story
I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.
821132 Farewell, my friends! I go on to a better place.

toy story
What a spaceport!  Good work, Woody.
821099 What a space port. Good work, Woody.

toy story
To infinity, and beyond!
820900 To infinity and beyond!!

toy story
Hey, look! It's Woody and Buzz, comin' up fast!
821510 Look! Look! It's Woody and Buzz! Comin' up fast!

toy story
What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
820755 But what if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection.

toy story
Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head... hey, I can dream, can't I?
820790 Mrs. Potato Head...Mrs. Potato Head...Mrs. Potato Head... Hey, I can dream, can't I?

toy story
How dare you open a space man's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets!
820935 How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

toy story
Did you all take stupid pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?
821307 Did you all take stupid pills this morning?! Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz? And now you want to let him back over here?

traffic
I have a job for you but I don't have much time.
822205 I have a job for you and I don't have much time.

traffic
Now get out of the car and shoot him in the head!
822271 You've got a gun. Get out of the car and shoot him in the head.

traffic
On the good days, I feel like I get it, like it all makes sense. I can stay in the moment, I don't have to control everything in the future, and I believe everything is gonna work out fine. On the bad days I just want to grab the phone and start dialing numbers. I want to pull my hair and run through the streets screaming. But thanks to the people I've met in these rooms, like Margaret and Jim and Sarah, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna make it through today.
822490 On the good days I feel like I get it, like it all makes sense. I can stay in the moment. I don't have to control everything in the future. And I believe everything is going to work out fine. On the bad days, I just want to grab the phone and start dialing numbers. I want to pull my hair and run through the streets screaming. But, thanks to the people I've met in these rooms, people like Margaret and Jim and Sarah, people who've taught me how to listen, I'm pretty sure I'll make it through today.

traffic
If there is a war on drugs, then many of our family members are the enemy. And I don't know how you wage war on your own family.
822489 I can't do this. If there is a War on Drugs then our own families have become the enemy. How can you wage war on your own family?

trainspotting
It seems, however, I really am the luckiest guy in the world. Several years of addiction right in the middle of an epidemic, surrounded by the living dead. But not me. I'm negative. It's official. And once the pain goes away, that's when the real battle starts. Depression, boredom... You feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself.
822945 It seems, however, that I really am the luckiest guy in the world. Several years of addiction right in the middle of an epidemic, surrounded by the living dead, but not me -- I'm negative. It's official. And once the pain goes away, that's when the real battle starts. Depression. Boredom. You feel so fucking low, you'll want to fucking top yourself.

trainspotting
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
822875 It was fucking obvious that that cunt was going to fuck some cunt.

trainspotting
Ursula Andress, the quintessential Bond girl. That's what everyone says. The embodiment of his superiority over us. Beautiful, exotic, highly sexual and totally unavaiable to anyone apart from him. Shite. Let's face it. She can shag one punter from Edinburgh, she'd shag the whole lot of us.
822825 Ursula Andress was the quintessential Bond girl. That's what everyone says. The embodiment of his superiority to us: beautiful, exotic, highly sexual and yet unavailable to everyone but him. Shite. Let's face it: if she'd shag one punter from Edinburgh, she'd shag the fucking lot of us.

trainspotting
I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Too ill to sleep. Too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea. Pain and craving. A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on its way.
822917 I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post, that's for sure. I'm in the junky limbo at the moment, too ill to sleep, too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea, pain and craving. Need like nothing else I have ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on the way.

trainspotting
Thank you, your honor. With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
822873 Thank you, your honour. With God's help, I'll conquer this affliction.

trainspotting
We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit.
822529 We called him the mother superior on account of the length of his habit. He knew all about it. On it, off it, he knew it all. Of course I'd have another shot: after all, I had work to do.

trainspotting
Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!
822739 Christ, I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978.

trainspotting
Now I've justified this to myself in all sorts of ways. It wasn't a big deal, just a minor betrayal. Or we'd outgrown each other, you know, that sort of thing. But let's face it, I ripped them off - my so called mates. But Begbie, I couldn't give a shit about him. And Sick Boy, well he'd done the same to me, if he'd only thought of it first. And Spud, well okay, I felt sorry for Spud - he never hurt anybody. So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers - all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change - I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.
823231 So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's going to change, I'm going to change. This is the last of this sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day you die.

trainspotting
This was to be my final hit, but let's be clear about this. There's final hits and final hits. What kind was this to be?
823154 This was to be my final hit. But let's be clear about this: there's final hits and final hits. What kind was this to be? {----------Some final hits are actually terminal one way or another, while others are merely transit points as you travel from station to station on the junky journey through junky life. ----------}

trainspotting
Heroin had robbed Renton of his sex drive, but now it returned with a vengeance. And as the impotence of those days faded into memory, grim desperation took hold of his sex-crazed mind. His post-junk libido, fuelled by alcohol and amphetamine, taunted him remorselessly with his own unsatisfied desire.
822698 Heroin had robbed Renton of his sex drive, but now it returned with a vengeance. And as the impotence of those days faded into memory, grim desperation took hold in his sex-crazed mind. His post-junk libido, fuelled by alcohol and amphetamine, taunted him remorselessly with his own unsatisfied desire dot.

trainspotting
Armed robbery. With a replica. I mean, how the fuck can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica?
823033 Armed robbery? With a replica? How can it be armed robbery? It's a fucking scandal.

trainspotting
Heroin makes you constipated. The heroin from my last hit was fading, and the suppositories had yet to melt.  I'm no longer constipated.
822541 Heroin makes you constipated. The heroin from my last hit is fading away and the suppositories have yet to melt. I am no longer constipated.

trainspotting
Two kilos. What's that, about ten years? Mikey Forrester, Russian sailors, what the fuck are you boys on, eh?
823128 Four kilos. That's what -- Ten years' worth? Russian sailors? Mikey Forrester? What the fuck are you on these days? You've been to jail, Spud, so what's the deal -- like it so much you want to go back again?

trainspotting
Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium, which I've already procured from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect.
822531 Relinquishing junk. Stage One: preparation. For this you will need: one room which you will not leave; one mattress; tomato soup, ten tins of; mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold; ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of; Magnesia, Milk of, one bottle; paracetamol; mouth wash; vitamins; mineral water; Lucozade; pornography; one bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus; one television; and one bottle of Valium, which I have already procured, from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way, also a drug addict.

trainspotting
Well, this is a good fucking laugh, ain't it? You sweat that shite out of your system. 'Cause if I come back and it's still here... I'll fucking kick it out. Okay?
822926 Well, this is a good laugh, you fucking useless bastard. Go on, sweat that shite out of your system, because if I come back and it's still there, I'll fucking kick it out.

trainspotting
Better than sex, Rents. Better than sex. The ultimate hit. I'm a fucking adult, I can find out for meself. Well I'm finding out all right.
822929 Better than sex, Rents, better than sex. The ultimate hit. I'm a fucking adult. I'll find out for myself. Well, I've found out all right.

trainspotting
Picture the scene: The other fuckin' week there, doin' the fuckin' Volley with Tommy, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-Fuckin'-Newman by the way. Givin' the boy here the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to there, during the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and he's sittin' in the corner looking all fuckin' biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fuckin' fancied himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine.
822653 Picture the scene. Wednesday morning in the Volley. Me and Tommy are playing pool. No problems, and I'm playing like Paul fucking Newman by the way. I'm giving the boy here the tanning of a lifetime. So anyway, it comes to the final ball, the deciding shot of the tournament: I'm on the black and he's sitting in the corner, looking all biscuit-arsed. Then this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fancied himself. Starts looking at me. Right fucking at me. Trying to put off, like, just for kicks. Looking at me as if to say, 'Come ahead, square go.' Well, you know me, I'm no looking for trouble but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with the pool cue and I'm game for a swedge. So I squared up, casual like. So what does the hard cunt do, or so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns around and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, the game was mine.

trainspotting
And with that Mark Renton had fallen in love.
822534 Mikey. It's Mark Renton. Can you help me out?

transatlantic merry-go-round
So if you have an appointment elsewhere, I'll excuse you.
824417 Now you know.  If you have an appointment elsewhere--I'll excuse you.

transformers the movie
Unicron, my master... with this, I shall make you my slave.
825016 Unicron, my "master," with this I shall make you my slave!

transformers the movie
Prime did it! He turned the tide!
824621 Prime did it. He turned the tide! He shoots into...

transformers the movie
We've got to get a new travel agent.
824594 We've got to save Prime! Punching...

transformers the movie
We can't hold out forever Kup, but we *can* give them one *humongous* repair bill.
824954 We can't hold out forever, but we can give them one whopper of a repair bill.

transformers the movie
Open, damn it, open! Prime, you said the Matrix would light our darkest hour.
825014 Prime, you said the Matrix would light our darkest hour.

transformers the movie
Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat, eject! Operation: interference.
824549 Rumble! Frenzy! Ravage! Ratbat! Eject! Operation: interference.

transformers the movie
Without the Matrix there is no hope, no hope, no hope, no hope at all...
825019 Without the Matrix there is no hope. No hope at all!

transformers the movie
Behold, Galvatron! And these shall be your minions.  Scourge, the tracker. And his huntsmen, the Sweeps.  Cyclonus, the warrior. And his armada.
824683 Scourge, the tracker....and his huntsmen...the Sweeps....

transformers the movie
First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, and now you. It is a pity you Autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense of satisfaction.
825164 First Prime, then Ultra Magnus and now you. It is a pity Autobots die so easily or I might have a sense of satisfaction now. Hot Rod desperately gasps and pulls at Galvatron's hands...

transformers the movie
Why settle for a peek, Daniel, when you can see everything from "Lookout Mountain"?
824484 Why settle for a peek when you can see everything from Lookout Mountain?

transformers the movie
Megatron must be stopped... no matter the cost.
824584 Megatron must be stopped.

transformers the movie
Come on down Autobrat!
824505 Come on down, Autobrat!

transformers the movie
And these... shall be your minions.
824681 And these shall be your minions...

transformers the movie
Their defenses are broken, let the slaughter begin!
824587 Their defenses are broken. Let the slaughter begin.

transformers the movie
It is the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobot's home planet of Cybertron. But, from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron's moons the valiant Autobots plan to take back their homeland.
824438 It is the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobots' home planet of Cybertron. But from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron's moons the valiant Autobots prepare to retake their homeland.

transformers the movie
I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over, Prime.
824614 I would have waited an eternity for this. Crawl, slave! On your knees!

transformers the movie
It's not hard to knock 'em down, it's getting them to stay down that's the trick!
825028 It's not hard to knock 'em down. It's getting them to stay down that's the trick.

transformers the movie
First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside!
824552 First we crack the shell. Then we crack the nuts inside.

transformers the movie
Me, Grimlock, want to munch metal.
824956 Me Grimlock want to munch metal! Slag barrels into Sharkticons, making a quick shishkebob out of them, while...

transformers the movie
Roger me. Wilco me. Anything. Hello. Hello. Earth?
824702 Roger me. Wilco me. Anything? Hello. Hello Earth.

transformers the movie
I've got better things to do tonight than die.
824575 I got better things to do today than die.

transformers the movie
Optimus Prime, do you read me? The Decepticons are blitzing Autobot City, we're really taking a pounding. Don't know how much longer we can hold out.
824546 Optimus Prime... Do you read me? The Decepticons are blitzing Autobot City. We're really takin' a pounding. Don't know how much longer we can hold out.

transformers the movie
Happy motoring. Cock-a-doodle-doo!
825071 Happy motoring! Cock-a-doodle-do!

transformers the movie
I'll rip out your optics!
824604 I'll rip out your optics! Optimus grabs Megatron's clawed hand in one of his hands, twists it in see-sawing test of strength which... Optimus wins in a judo toss which sends Megatron - - skidding face first through steel rubble, in a shower of sparks until he crashes into the side of the city.

transformers the movie
Me, Grimlock, not "nice dino." Me mash brains!
824740 Me, Grimlock, not "nice Dino!" Me bash brains!

transformers the movie
Me Grimlock not kisser! Me Grimlock king!
825061 Yuck! Me Grimlock, not a kisser! Me, Grimlock, a king!

transformers the movie
Spare me this mockery of justice.
824877 Spare me this mockery of justice.

transformers the movie
How dare Unicron! Cybertron and all its moons belong to me!
824712 How dare Unicron?! Cybertron and all it's moons are mine!

tremors
Here's the plan. We don't even stop. Ride like hell. Tonight we keep right on going. We'll walk the horses.
825438 Here's the plan...We don't even stop. Ride like hell. Tonight we keep right on going. We'll walk the horses.

tremors
Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! Underground... God damn monsters.
825731 Food for five years. A thousand gallons of gas. Air filtration. Water filtration. Geiger counter. Bomb shelter... ...underground goddamn monsters?!

tremors
I've got a goddamn plan!
825679 We got a plan!

tremors
Well, there sure as hell ain't nothing to stop us now... everybody we know between here and Bixbe's already dead.
825345 Well, there's sure as hell nothing to stop us now. Everybody we know between here and Bixby is already dead.

tremors
I wouldn't give you a gun if it were World War 3.
825730 I wouldn't give you a gun if it was World War Three.

tremors
Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!
825623 Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't you, you BASTARD!

tremors
Well, thanks for everything, you know, saving my life and stuff.
825184 Well, I brung her something I know she likes.

tremors
Good morning Mr. Bassett, this is your wake up call. Please move your ass.
825193 Good morning, Mr. Bassett, this is your wake-up call. Please move your fat ass.

tremors
What the hell is going on! I mean what the hell is going on!
825327 What the hell is going on? I mean

tremors
Run for it? Running's not a plan! Running's what you do, once a plan fails!
825509 Run for it? Running's not a plan. Running is what you do when the plan fails. You're not even trying to come up with a plan!

tremors
Melvin! One of these days someone's gonna kick your ass!
825427 One of these days, Melvin, somebody's gonna kick your ass.

tremors
Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.
825624 Uh...roger that, Burt. Uh, congratulations. Uh, be advised, however, there are four more, repeat, four more motherfuckers. Come back.

tremors
I can't believe we said no to free beer!
825602 I can't believe it. No tracks, no sign, no spoor.

tremors
You little asswipe! You don't knock it off you're gonna be shittin' this basketball... pardon my French!
825548 You little ass wipe! You knock that off or you're gonna be shitting that basketball! Pardon my French.

tron
I knew you'd escape. They haven't built a circuit that could hold you!
826712 Oh, Tron... I knew you'd escape... they've never built circuit that could hold you...

tron
Bring in the logic probe!
826758 Bring in the logic probe!!

tron
Come on, you scuzzy data, be in there. Come on.
826392 Come on, you scuzzy little data, be in there...

tron
I don't know how you survived, slave. Prepare to terminate.
826878 I don't know how you survived, slave.

tron
All that is visible must grow beyond itself, and extend into the realm of the invisible.
826750 All that is visible must grow beyond itself and extend into the realm of the invisible.

tron
That M.C.P., that's half our problem right there.
826534 That MCP, you know, that's half the problem right --

tron
On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy.
826649 Oh man...when you're on the other side of the screen...it all looks so easy...

tron
Oh, man, this isn't happening, it only thinks its happening.
826569 Oh, man... this isn't happening. It only thinks it's happening...

tron
Look, just so I can tell my friends, what this dream is about, okay? Where am I?
826595 Look...just so I can tell my friends what this dream was about, okay? Where am I?

tropic thunder
Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
827609 Shite. I was afraid of this. The same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in "Moonshot". They found me in an alley in Burbank re-entering the Earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

trouble in paradise
Darling, remember, you are Gaston Monescu. You are a crook. I want you as a crook. I love you as a crook. I worship you as a crook. Steal, swindle, rob. Oh, but don't become one of those useless, good-for-nothing gigolos.
828314 Darling, remember you're Gaston Monescu. You're a crook. I want you as a crook. I love you as a crook. I worship you as a crook. Steal, swindle, rob--but don't become one of those useless, good-for-nothing gigolos!

trouble in paradise
From Geneva comes the news that the famous international crook, Gaston Monescu, robbed the peace conference yesterday. He took practically everything except the peace.
827855 Geneva ... From Geneva comes the news that the world-famous international crook, Gaston Monescu, robbed the peace conference yesterday. He took practically everything, except the peace. The police arrested him and confiscated all the stolen goods, but he managed to escape in an unexplainable manner. This is the Paris police reporter speaking.

trouble in paradise
Do you remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople, and walked out with the Bank of Constantinople?
827838 You remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople and walked out <u>with</u> the Bank of Constantinople?

trouble in paradise
No, no, Francois, I tell you, no. You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
827904 You see, Franois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together.  But with you, Franois--  I really think it <u>would</u> be a mistake.

trouble in paradise
Well, I'll leave you alone with that lady. But if you behave like a gentleman, I'll break your neck.
828318 Well, I leave you alone with that lady--but if you behave like a gentleman--  I'll break your neck!  Goodbye, darling!

trouble in paradise
I have a confession to make to you: You like me. In fact, you're crazy about me.
828554 You like me. In fact, you're crazy about me. Otherwise, you wouldn't worry about my reputation. Isn't that so?

trouble in paradise
I came here to rob you, but unfortunately I fell in love with you.
828745 I came here to rob you--but unfortunately I fell in love with you.  Mariette!

trouble in paradise
I love you. I loved you the minute I saw you. I'm mad about you, my little shoplifter... . my sweet little pickpocket... . my darling.
827843 I love you. I loved you the moment I saw you. I'm mad about you. My little shoplifter! My sweet little pickpocket! My darling!

trouble in paradise
It must be the most marvelous supper. We may not eat it, but it must be marvelous.
827722 It must be the most marvelous supper. We may not eat it, but it must be marvelous.

true believer
It's in the area of narcotics, Mr. Reynard, that the government tramples on the Fourth Amendment.
829068 It's in the area of narcotics, Mr. Reynard, that the government tramples on the Fourth Amendment.

true believer
Eddie Dodd... everybody should own one.
828831 Eddie Dowd... Everybody should own one.

true believer
The last struggle for Constitutional rights is being waged over drugs.
828866 The last struggle for constitutional rights is being waged over drugs...

true believer
You know, for eight years I've been waiting for some genius to notice it took me an hour to drive seven blocks?
829616 Eight years I'm waiting for some genius to notice it took me an hour to drive seven blocks.

true believer
Well, let's not drag the constitution into this.
829069 Let's not drag the Constitution into this.

true believer
You know, I haven't gotten stoned once since the trial started.
829535 ...Do you realize I haven't gotten stoned since the trial started?

true grit
Those horses can't get away from Little Blackie - they're loaded down with fat men and iron.
829759 Mattie is cinching her gear onto Little Blackie. She mounts and rides off as the letter ends:

true lies
What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.
830129 What'dya expect Harry? She's a flesh and blood woman. And you're never there. It was only a matter of time.

true lies
So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.
829925 So far this is not blowing my skirt up, gentleman. Do you have anything remotely substantial? Don't be pumping beets up my ass here. Do you have hard data?

true lies
Seconds count buddy. Ditch the bitch.
829828 Harry, seconds count, buddy. Ditch the bitch, let's go.

true lies
There *is* no us, you psychopathic bitch!
830528 There is no us, you psychotic bitch.

true lies
Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.
829882 Kids. Ten seconds of joy. Thirty years of misery.

true lies
Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?
830126 Same thing happened to me with wife two. I had no idea until I came home and the house was empty. I mean empty. She even took the ice-cube trays from the fridge. What kind of person would think of that?

true lies
It's a scale really, with a perfect mission at one end and a total pooch screw at the other, and we're right about in the middle.
829915 It's a scale really, with "perfect mission" on one end and "total pooch-screw" on the other and we're more about here--

true lies
Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.
830032 See, that's the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.

true lies
What can I say? I'm a spy.
830496 What can I say? I'm a spy.

true lies
Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!
830131 Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em.

true romance
Well, he ain't so much a good guy as he is just a bad mother fucker. I mean, he gets paid by people to fuck guys up.
830944 He ain't so much good guy as he's just a bad motherfucker. Sonny don't be bullshittin'. He fucks dudes up for life. Hold on, a fight scene's coming up.

true romance
If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
831466 I know that Richard. I don't think I'll need it. But something this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not to need it than to need a gun and not to have it.

true romance
I haven't killed anybody since 1984. Goddamn his soul to burn for eternity in fucking hell for making me get my hands dirty. Go over to this comedian's son's apartment, come back with something that tells me where that asshole went, so I can wipe this egg off my face and finish this fucked-up family for good.
830900 I haven't killed anybody since 1974. Goddamn his soul to burn for eternity in fuckin' hell for makin' me spill blood on my hands! Go to this comedian's son's apartment and come back with somethin' that tells me where that asshole went so I can wipe this egg off of my face and fix this fucked-up family for good.

true romance
I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang.
830686 Nigger, I eat everything. I eat pussy. I eat the butt. I eat every motherfuckin' thang.

true romance
I mean look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
831324 Like, look at her. She looks like she fell off an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Elvis wouldn't fuck her with Pat Boone's dick.

true romance
I like you, Clarence. Always have. Always will.
831624 I like ya, Clarence. Always have.

true romance
You're an actor. Act, motherfucker.
831517 You're an actor, so act, motherfucker.

true romance
Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.
830891 Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

true romance
We now return to Bullit already in progress.
831296 We now return to "Bullit" already in progress.

true romance
I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms.
831295 I'm gonna hop in the tub and get all wet, and slippery, and soapy. Then I'm gonna lie in the waterbed, not even both to dry off, and watch X-rated movies till you get your ass back to my lovin' arms.

twelve monkeys
You are a total nutcase, completely deranged, delusional, paranoid. Your thought process is all fucked up. Your information train is jammed, man!
832811 You're right!  Absolutely right.  Me's a nut case, totally deranged.  Delusional! Paranoid.  HIS PROCESSOR'S ALL FUCKED UP, HIS INFORMATION TRAY IS JAMMED.

twelve monkeys
Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness.
832456 A telephone call?  That's communication with the outside world!  Doctor's discretion.  Hey, if alla these nuts could just make phone calls, it could spread.  Insanity oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all those poor sane people, infecting them!  Whackos everywhere!  A plague of madness.  In fact, very few of us here are actually mentally ill.  I'm not saying you're not mentally ill, for all I know you're crazy as a loon.  But that's not why you're here.  Why you're here is because of the system, because of the economy.  There's the TV.  It's all right there. Commercials.  We are not productive anymore, they don't need us to make things anymore, it's all automated.  What are we for then?  We're consumers.  Okay, buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, you know what?  You're mentally ill! That's a fact!  If you don't buy things...toilet paper, new cars, computerized blenders, electrically operated sexual devices...  SCREWDRIVERS WITH MINIATURE BUILT-IN RADAR DEVICES, STEREO SYSTEMS WITH BRAIN IMPLANTED HEADPHONES, VOICE- ACTIVATED COMPUTERS, AND...

twelve monkeys
All I see are dead people.
832747 All I see are dead people.  Everywhere. What's three more?

twelve monkeys
You had a bullet from World War I in your leg, James! How did it get there?
833001 You had a bullet from World War One in your leg, James!  How did it get there?

twelve monkeys
All the doors are locked too. Their protecting the people on the outside from us from the people on the outside who are as crazy as us.
832504 See?  I toldja.  And all the doors are locked, too.  They're protecting the people on the outside from us.  But the people outside are as crazy as us.

twelve monkeys
Who cares what psychiatrists write on walls?
832972 WHO CARES WHAT PSYCHIATRISTS WRITE ON WALLS?  You think I told her about the Army of the 12 Monkeys?  Impossible!  Know why, you pathetically ineffectual and pusillanimous "pretend-friend-to- animals"?!  I'll tell you why:  because when I had anything to do with her six years ago, there was no such thing -- I hadn't even thought of it yet!

twelve monkeys
I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys.
832714 I, uh, I'm looking for the, ah, the Army of the Twelve Monkeys.

twilight
No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want.
833996 No one will surrender tonight. But I won't give in. I know what I want.

twilight
You know, your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash.
833416 Thanks... but your mood swings are giving me whiplash.

twilight
Look at you, huh?... You're ALIVE!
833373 Look! You're moving. You're ALIVE!

twilight
Oh, still stubborn, aren't we? Is that what makes you so special to Edward?
833913 Still stubborn, aren't you? Is that what makes you special? Because frankly, I don't see it.

twilight
I'd rather die than to stay away from you.
833520 I... don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore.

twilight
Whoa whoa! Chillax! No feature!
833219 Whoa, chillax. No feature.

twilight
Ah... you brought a snack.
833806 You brought a snack.

twilight
Beautiful. Very visually dynamic. I chose my stage well.
833912 Beautiful! Very visually dynamic. I chose my stage well.

twilight
Floridians. That's whats in Jacksonville.
833384 What's in Jacksonville?

twilight
Edward, stop. Her blood is clean. You're killing her. Stop. Find the will.
833937 Stop. Her blood is clean, you're killing her.

twilight
Maybe he'll adopt me.
833245 Maybe he'll adopt me.

twilight
Death is peaceful - easy. Life is harder.
833938 Death is peaceful. Easy.

twin peaks
She's my cousin... but doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?
835398 Hyggelig a mote dem. Jeg Heter Laura Palmer.

twin peaks
Don't go there Laura! Don't go there!
835510 Don't take the ring... Laura, don't take the ring.

twin peaks
Wow, Bob, Wow. Fire walk with me.
835275 Fire Walk With Me...

twin peaks
You know, there's only one problem with you: you're perfect.
835307 You know what your problem is? You're just too adorable...

twin peaks: fire walk with me
You have to hide the diary, Harold. You made me write it all down. He doesn't know about you. You'll be safe.
836301 You have to hide the diary, Harold. You made me write it all down. He doesn't know about you. You'll be safe.

twin peaks: fire walk with me
If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead.
836493 If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead.

twin peaks: fire walk with me
You know, Agent Desmond, I figure this whole office, furniture included, is worth $27,000.
835959 You know, Agent Desmond, I figure this whole office, furniture included, is worth 27,000 dollars.

twin peaks: fire walk with me
Diane, it is 4:20 PM. I'm standing on the bank of Wind River near the location of where the body of Teresa Banks was found. Diane, this case gives me a strange feeling. Not only has Special Agent Chester Desmond dissappeared without a trace, but this is one of Cole's blue rose cases. The clues that were found by Special Agent Desmond and Agent Stanley have led to dead ends. The letter that was extracted from beneath the fingernail of Teresa Banks gives me the feeling that the killer will strike again. But like the song goes, "who knows where, or when?"
836146 Diane, it's 4:20 in the afternoon. I am standing here at Wind River where they found the body of Teresa Banks. Diane, this case has got a strange feeling for me. Not only has Agent Chester Desmond disappeared but this is one of Cole's Blue Rose cases. The clues that were found by Agent Desmond and Agent Stanley have lead to dead ends. The letter below the fingernail gives me the feeling that the killer will strike again. But like the song says, "...who knows where or when".

twin peaks: fire walk with me
The man behind the mask is looking for the book with the pages torn out. He is going towards the hiding place.
836358 He's looking for a book with pages torn out. He's walking towards the hiding place. He's moving under the fan now.

twin peaks: fire walk with me
When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. The tender boughs of innocence burn first, and the wind rises, and then all goodness is in jeopardy.
836497 The tender bows of innocence burn first and the wind rises -- then all goodness is in jeopardy.

twin peaks: fire walk with me
Now, her name *is* Irene and it *is* night. Don't take it any further than that. There's nothin' good about it.
835997 Now, her name is Irene and it is night. Don't take it any further than that. There's nothin' good about it.

twin peaks: fire walk with me
My name is Annie. I've been with Dale and Laura. The good Dale is in the lodge and can't leave. Write it in your diary.
836445 My name is Annie. I've been with Laura and Dale. The good Dale is in the lodge and he can't leave. Write it in your diary.

twin peaks: fire walk with me
Hey, slow pokes... Guess what? There's no tomorrow... Know why, baby? 'Cause it'll never get here.
836518 Hey, slow pokes, guess what? There's no tomorrow.

twin peaks: fire walk with me
Goddamn, these people are confusing.
836137 God damn, you people are confusing.

twin peaks: fire walk with me
It was a dream! We live inside a dream!
836169 It was a dream.  We live inside a dream.

twin peaks: fire walk with me
Nine's really late. We're really early.
836041 Nine's really late. We are really early.

twin peaks: fire walk with me
Do you know who I am? I am the arm, and I sound like this...
836443 Is it future? Or is it past?... Do you know who I am?... I am the Arm... And I sound like this...

twins
I got another six hours to pay the money back and tell the Klane brothers that harassing a man who's already in the slammer is beneath even them.
837080 -- Whoa. I still got another six hours to pay the money back. You tell those crummy Klane brothers that harassing a man when he's already in the slammer is beneath even them --

twins
The pavement was his enemy.
837033 I did nothing, the pavement was his enemy.

twins
If you're lying to me, I'll be back!
837497 If you're lying to me. I'll be back.

twins
I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.
837154 I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.

two for the money
Oh man... You better hold on to the coin you flipped. Because this game keeps up like this, I'm going to have to borrow it.
838765 Hold onto that coin you flipped. Game keeps up like this I'll have to borrow it.

two for the money
There's no such thing as too far. You understand? You push everything as far as you can. You push and you push and you push until it starts pushing back. And then you push some goddamn more. Remember that when you're with this guy today.
838452 You weren't listening! You're not paying attention to me! There's no such thing as too far! Push everything as far as you can! Push it until it starts pushing back and then push some goddamn more! Remember that when you're with this guy today!

u turn
You've been a bad girl, Grace!
840737 You been a bad girl, Grace. You took my heart from your Mama, didn't ya? You betrayed her! Like you did me. There ain't no forgivin' ya, girl!

u turn
Your lies are old but you tell them pretty good.
840544 Your lies are old, but you tell 'em well.

u turn
Bye, Mister. Don't go nowhere without me. I wanna have your love child.
840576 Bye, Mister. Don't go nowhere without me. I wanna have your love child.

u turn
Damn. Gonna be another hot one today. Sometimes I don't even want to get out of bed. Course, I don't want to get out for the cold ones neither.
839959 Damn. Gonna be another hot one today. Sometimes I don't even want to get out of bed. Course don't want to get out for the cold one's neither. Then of course the clouds come in...

u turn
Come here. You know what I wanna do? I wanna hang drapes...
840117 Really? I want to hang drapes.

u turn
And a waitress named Flo.
840284 ...and a waitress named Flo. Christ.

u turn
Now you can fuckin' take it, or you can fuckin' leave it.
840280 No. Just plain ol' Miller. Now you can fuckin' take it or you can fuckin' leave it.

u turn
I bet right now, you don't know if you want to kill me... or fuck me.
840469 Hate's a funny thing. Right now I bet you don't know if you want to kill me, or fuck me.

u turn
Is everyone in this town on drugs?
840308 Make time? Is everybody in this town on drugs?

u turn
And here I made you all hot and sweaty...
840060 And here I've made you all hot and sweaty.

u turn
It's the desert that makes you crazy. The loneliness out here. Nobody to talk to. People on the run.
840520 It's the desert that makes you crazy. The loneliness out here. Nobody to talk to. People on the run. Trailer parks. White trash. I seen some peculiar things on a hot day. I seen a scorpion sting itself to death. It just keeps driving its tail into its body again and again. A little killer killing itself. Seen a coyote kill itself too. Just kept on biting and tearing at its own legs. Near tore one clean off before it bled to death. And what a white man'll do when it's freezing one moment, hot as hell the next. A man could get hisself killed just for rubbing shoulders with another kiss kissy kiss. Nice pussy y'see, see it coming. I don't know what it is about the desert. I figger it's sort of like putting a kettle of water over a fire. People is mostly water. We boil when it's hot. 'Cept when we boil the water's got no place to go. It just churns inside of us until we can cool off. If it's not too late.

u turn
It's not just a car. It's a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang convertible.
839985 It's not just a car. It's a sixty-four and half Mustang convertible. That's the difference between you and me, and why you live here and I'm just passing through.

u turn
Everything is everything. And everything is nothing, too.
840532 ...And everything is nothing too.

unbreakable
I'm just going to shoot you once!
841186 I'm going to work out.

unbreakable
Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.
841069 Do you see any Telletubbies around here?... Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it?... Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression sitting outside in a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put a quarter in it?... No?... Well that's what you see at a toy store? Any you must think this is a toy store, cause you're in here shopping for an infant named Jeb. One of us has made a gross error and wasted the other person's valuable time...

unbreakable
They say this one has a surprise ending.
841056 They said this one has a surprise ending.

unbreakable
This is an art gallery, my friend, and this is a piece of art.
841070 This is an art gallery my friend. This is piece of art...

unbreakable
It appears that your baby has sustained some fractures while inside your uterus... his arms and his legs are broken.
840952 I've never seen this... It appears your infant sustained some fractures while in your uterus. His arms and legs are broken.

unbreakable
You'd better not be back there jacking off to the Japanese comics, I swear to God...
841340 You better not be jacking off to the Japanese comics. I swear to God.

unbreakable
I have something called Osteogenesis Imperfecta. It's a genetic disorder. I don't make a particular protein very well and it makes my bones very low in density... very easy to break.
841090 I have something called Osteogenesis Imperfecta. It's a genetic disorder. I don't make this particular type of protein very well and it makes my bones very low in density, very easy to break. I've had fifty-four breaks in my life. I have the tamest version of the disorder... Type one. There are type two, type three, and type four. Type four's don't make it very long... That ends our lecture on the medical anomaly known as Elijah Price.

unbreakable
And, to answer your question, there are two reasons why I'm looking at you like this. One because it seems in a few minutes you will officially be the only survivor of this train wreck, and two, because you didn't break one bone, you don't have a scratch on you.
840987 One, because it seems, in a few minutes, you will officially be the only survivor of this train wreck. And two, because you don't have a scratch on you. You didn't break one bone.

under fire
I like you people, but you are sentimental shits! You fall in love with the poets; the poets fall in love with the Marxists; the Marxists fall in love with themselves. The country falls in love with the rhetoric, and in the end we are stuck with tyrants.
842154 I like you people, but you are sentimental shits. You fall in love with the poets, the poets fall in love with the Marxists, the Marxists fall in love with themselves. The country is destroyed with rhetoric, and in the end we are stuck with tyrants.

unforgiven
You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches.
843099 You boys better bury old Ned right... and you better not carve up nor otherwise harm no whores... or I will come back an' kill more sonsabitches, hear?

unforgiven
Let the man out W.W. He's desiring to leave the hospitality of Big Whiskey behind him.
842733 Let the man out, WW. He is desiring to leave the hospitality of Big Whiskey behind him.

unforgiven
Now all you gotta do is pull the trigger mister.
842637 All you gotta do is pull on the trigger, mister.

unforgiven
Did Pa used to kill folks?
842323 Did Paw used to kill folks?

unforgiven
You been talking about that Queen of yours, again, Bob?  On Independence Day?
842498 Enemies, Bob? You been talking about the Queen again? On Independence Day?

unforgiven
Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back.
842451 I just don't wanna get killed for lack of shootin' back.  You know there ain't a straight angle in that whole goddamn porch... or in the whole house for that matter. He's the worst fucking carpenter.

unforgiven
You know how women lie.
842356 You know how women kin lie... I knock 'em around a little, ask 'em where the money is, they say they don't have none?... but they coulda squirreled away that much, the five of 'em. Maybe.

unforgiven
Now Ned, them whores are going to tell different lies than you. And when their lies ain't the same as your lies... Well, I ain't gonna hurt no woman. But I'm gonna hurt you. And not gentle like before... but bad.
842964 Now, Ned... them whores are gonna lie different lies than you... an' when your lie ain't the same as their lie... I ain't gonna hurt no woman, I'm gonna hurt you... not gentle like I been doin' but... baaaad.

unforgiven
Just because we let them smelly fools ride us like horses don't mean we gotta let 'em brand us like horses. Maybe we ain't nothing but whores but we, by god, we ain't horses.
842261 Just because them smelly assholes like to ride us like horses don't mean we got to let 'em brand us like we're horses. Maybe we ain't nothin' but whores, but by God we ain't horses.

unforgiven
I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.
843071 I have done that... killed women and children... I have killed most everything that walks or crawls an' now I have come to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.  Now step aside. boys.

unforgiven
All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
843095 I'm comin' outta here... an' any fucker I see out there, I'm gonna kill him... an' any fucker takes a shot at me, I ain't just gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife an' all his friends an' burn his fucking house, hear?

unforgiven
I suppose you know, Bob, if I ever see you again I'm just going to start shooting and figure it was self-defense.
842664 I guess you know, Bob, how if I see you again I'll just start shootin' right off an' figure it's self defense.

up
Sorry, Mr. Fredricksen. You don't seem like a public menace to me. Take this.  The guys from Shady Oaks will be by to pick you up in the morning, okay?
843254 Sorry Mr. Fredricksen. You don't seem like a public menace to me. Take this.

up
You know him.  Charles Muntz, explorer. When I get big, I'm going where he's going,  South America. It's like America, but south.
843184 Charles Muntz, explorer. When I get big, I'm going where he's going: South America.

up
You know Carl, these people who come here, they all tell pretty good stories.  A surveyor making a map...  A botanist cataloging plants...  An old man taking his house to Paradise Falls... and that's the best one yet. I can't wait to hear how it ends.
843657 You know, Carl. These people who pass through here, they all tell pretty good stories. A "Surveyor" making a map.

up
I will stop the dogs!  Stop you dogs!
843677 Go on Master! I will stop the dogs!

up
This was her favorite candy bar. Because you sent her away, there's more for you.
843573 This was her favorite chocolate. Because you sent her away, there's more for you.

up
I was hiding under your porch because I love you.
843732 I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?

up
Whoa, that's s gonna be like a billion transfers to get back to my house...
843315 Whoah, that's gonna be like a billion transfers to get back to my house.

up
Movietown News presents, "Spotlight on Adventure." What you are now witnessing is footage never before seen by civilized humanity: a lost world in South America. Lurking in the shadow of majestic Paradise Falls, it sports plants and animals undiscovered by science. Who would dare set foot on this inhospitable summit? Why, our subject today, Charles Muntz!
843130 What you are now witnessing is footage never before seen by civilized humanity: a lost world in South America! Lurking in the shadow of majestic Paradise Falls, it sports plants and animals undiscovered by science. Who would dare set foot on this inhospitable summit?

up
Any last words? Come on, spit it out!
843790 Any last words, Fredricksen? Come on, spit it out!

up
The wilderness must be explored! CA-CA! RAAWWRR!
843232 "The wilderness must be explored!

up
That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.
843701 That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.

up
You in the suit! Yes, you! Take a bath, hippie!
843205 You in the suit. Yes, you. Take a bath, hippy!

up
Does anyone know WHERE THEY ARE?
843780 Does anyone know where they are?!?!

up in the air
This is pretty fucking sexy.
843997 This is pretty fucking sexy.

up in the air
Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it's *because* they sat there that they were able to do it.
844516 Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it's because they sat there that they were able to do it.

up in the air
You're so pretty. You're exactly what I want to look like in fifteen years.
844409 You are so pretty. You're exactly what I want to look like in fifteen years.

up in the air
No, I don't think of him that way; he's old.
844713 I don't think I can do this.

up in the air
All the things you probably hate about travelling -the recycled air, the artificial lighting, the digital juice dispensers, the cheap sushi- are warm reminders that I'm home
843892 All the things you probably hate about travelling - The recycled air. The artificial lighting. The digital juice dispensers and mini pizzas stacked to their heat lamps are the warm reminders that I am home.

up in the air
The stars will wheel forth from their daytime hiding places; and one of those lights, slightly brighter than the rest, will be my wingtip passing over.
844858 And one of those lights, slightly brighter than the rest, will be my wingtip, passing over, blessing them.

up in the air
Can you stop condescending for one second or is that one of the principles of your bullshit philosophy?
844476 Would you stop condescending for one second? Or is that one of the principles of your bullshit philosophy?

up in the air
Please, for the love of God, can I fire the next one.
844285 Please, for the love of God, can I fire the next one?

v for vendetta
I can't feel *anything* anymore!
845731 I can't hear anything.

v for vendetta
Tell me... do you like music, Mr. Finch?
845840 What do you make of this, Mr. Finch?

v for vendetta
"The multiplying villainies of nature do swarm upon him  disdaining fortune/with his brandish'd steel, which smoked with bloody execution...?
845704 "Disdaining fortune with his brandished steel, which smoked with bloody execution."

v for vendetta
England prevails because *I* say it does!
845859 England prevails, Mr. Finch.

v for vendetta
There are no coincidences, Delia... only the illusion of coincidence.
846069 There are no coincidences, Delia. Only the illusion of coincidence.

v for vendetta
It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses, and apologized to no one.
846200 It is strange that my life should end in such a terrible place but for three years I had roses and apologized to nobody.

valkyrie
I'm a soldier, but in serving my country, I have betrayed my conscience.
846803 I'm a soldier, General. I serve my country.

valkyrie
I don't know what you're brewing up, and I don't want to know. But when the music stops, I'd be obliged if Keitel found himself without a chair.
847023 I don't know what you've got brewing and I don't want to know... But when the music stops, I'd be much obliged if Keitel should find himself without a chair.

valkyrie
I'm thinking of earlier times.
847401 I'm thinking of earlier times...

valkyrie
God promised Abraham that he would not destroy Sodom if he could find ten righteous men... I have a feeling that for Germany it may come down to one.
846955 God promised Abraham that he would not destroy Sodom if he could find just ten righteous men.

valkyrie
Every second we stand here is a second lost!
847238 Every second we stand here arguing is a second lost.

valkyrie
Hitler is dead. Operation Valkyrie is in effect.
847300 Hitler is dead. Operation Valkyrie is in effect.

vanilla sky
My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep. But I can't. I try to tell myself what to dream. I try to dream that I am flying. Something free. It never works...
848028 My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep, but I can't.

vanilla sky
You will never know the exquisite pain of the guy, who goes home alone.
847877 You will never know the exquisite pain of the guy who goes home alone. Because without. the bitter, baby, the sweet ain't as sweet. Have a good time. He exits like a champ, a glorious sad-sack, with a hand flourish.

vanilla sky
Don't you know that when you sleep with someone, your body makes a promise whether you do or not.
848012 Don't you know, David? Every time you sleep with someone... your body makes a promise whether you do or not?

vanilla sky
You'll be meeting Rebecca Dearborn, my personal role model.
848421 You'll be meeting Rebecca Dearborn. My personal role model.

vanilla sky
Somebody died. It was me.
848512 Somebody died. It was me.

vanilla sky
I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.
848152 I'll tell you in another life... when we are both cats. David looks at her. His eyes flash at her choice of words. Perhaps there is hope. Sofia stares at. him, worried about his sanity as he goes overboard with his praise of her turn of a phrase. Push into close-ups as they struggle to deal with the discomfort of this moment.

vanilla sky
Forgive me, I'm blowing your mind.
847988 I'm not blowing you off! I just want to be alone for a little bit. Trust me - I have a lot of things I gotta take care of. If we're friends, which we are, you'll understand.

vanilla sky
You were missed, David. It was Sofia who never fully recovered. It was she who some how knew you best... and like you, she never forgot that one night where true love seemed possible.
848518 It was Sofia who never fully recovered. It was she who somehow knew you best. And like you, she never forgot that one night where real, true love seemed possible.

vanilla sky
Do you love me? I mean really love me. Because if you don't... I'll just have to kill you.
848262 Do you love me? I mean, really love me... because if you don't, I'll just... have to kill you.

vanilla sky
This is a revolution of the mind.
848319 This is a revolution of the mind.

vanilla sky
Don't ever say that word. I will never come over and bring you chicken soup and fuck your brains out again.
847632 Don't you ever say that word. Or I'll never come over here and bring you chicken soup and fuck your brains out again.

vanilla sky
I think she's the saddest girl to ever to hold a martini.
848145 I think she' s the saddest girl to ever hold a martini.

vanilla sky
The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?
848522 The little things. There's nothing bigger, is there?

vanilla sky
Julie Gianni is your fuck buddy?
847840 Julie Gianni is stalking me.

vanilla sky
Four times... it means something, David.
848014 Tell me something, David. Do you believe in God? Sweet pop music swells. She bursts the barrier of the winding road, and the car sails into an embankment of a road below. All sound disappears, as we hear a new kind of music. Ethereal, almost wondrous. This music continues.

vanilla sky
Doc, once you've been driven off a bridge at 80 miles an hour, somehow you don't invite happiness in without a full body search.
848241 Once you've been driven off a bridge at 80 miles an hour, somehow you don't invite happiness in without a full body search.

vanilla sky
These? These are more than headaches. These are steel plates slicing through my every thought.
848056 These are more than headaches. This is like a steel plate slicing through my every thought.

vanilla sky
He's my son. He's very shy.
848416 He's my son. He's very shy.

vanilla sky
Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.
847954 Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. David shakes his head a little. Her words strike right to the heart of him.

vanilla sky
Relax, David. Open your eyes.
848561 open your eyes.

vanilla sky
I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer.
848548 I want to live a real life. I don't want to dream any longer.

vanilla sky
It's been a brilliant journey of self-awakening. And now you've simply got to ask yourself this: What is happiness to you, David?
848546 It's been a brilliant journey of self-awakening, and you've simply got to ask yourself -- what is happiness to you?

vanilla sky
Holy God. This is going to change my life in a zillion different ways. I must be nuts.
848212 Holy God, this is going to change my life in a zillion different ways... I must be nuts.

vanilla sky
I good you bid evening.
847871 I good you bid evening. Sofialooks at her watch, and the situation.

vertigo
Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice.
849828 Somewhere in here I was born... and here I died and it was only a moment for you... you took no notice...

vertigo
There's no way for them to understand. You and I know who killed Madeleine.
850022 There was no way for them to understand. But you and I know who killed Madeleine.

vertigo
Scottie, do you believe that someone out of the past - someone dead - can enter and take possession of a living being?
849560 Scottie, do you believe that someone out of the past, someone dead, can enter and take possession of a living being?

vertigo
Only one is a wanderer; two together are always going somewhere.
849801 Wander separately? Ah, but only one is a wanderer. Two, together, are always going somewhere.

vertigo
You want to know something? I don't think Mozart's going to help at all.
850040 And you know something, Doctor?  I don't think Mozart's going to help at all.

vertigo
One final thing I have to do... and then I'll be free of the past.
850255 One final thing I have to do, and then I'll be rid of the past, forever.

vertigo
Give me your hand. Give me your hand.
849455 Give me your hand!

very bad things
That's not the point, Adam. I mean, the room is covered in blow; Moore looks like he went at it with a fuckin' mountain lion; I mean, the room looks like the Manson family stayed here a month. This is a major thin-ice situation we got here.
850713 She's got bondage burns on her wrists. There's blow all over the room, Moore looks like he went at it with a mountain lion. This room looks like the Manson Family stayed here a month. Michael goes down, we all go down.

very bad things
I don't fucking know how to pray.
850809 Dear God... I don't know how to pray.

very bad things
A simple vote. We've got two choices. One: we clean up this mess, right now, bury it out in the desert, go home, and never look back - or, we can easily call the police, roll the dice, take our chances, and pray to God that it's only Michael who falls.  Our choices are simple: desert - or police.
850719 Lets take a vote. A simple vote. Two choices; we clean up the mess. Right now. Bury it in the desert, go home, and never look back. Or, we can call the police... Open those doors, roll the dice and hope that it's only Michael who falls. Let's take a vote. Desert... or police?

village
It is amazing what two people love chooses to unite. It follows no rules.
851653 It is amazing to witness which two people love chooses to unite. It follows no rules.

village
She's not going to squeeze my shirt like that, is she?
851601 She's not going to squeeze my shirt like that is she?

village
You are fearless in a way that I shall never know.
851580 You are fearless in a way, I shall never know.

village
Yes, I have risked. I hope I am always able to risk everything for the just and right cause.
851761 Yes I have. I hope I am always able to risk everything for the right and just cause. If we did not make this decision - we could never again call ourselves innocent. And that in the end is what we have protected here - innocence.  That, I am not ready to give up.

village
The moment I heard my daughter's vision had finally failed her, and that she'd forever be blind, I was sitting in that chair. I was so ashamed.
851700 No.  You know the moment I heard my child's vision had finally failed her, and that she would forever be blind, I was sitting in that very chair.  I was so ashamed.

village
His will to live is very strong.
851804 His will to live is very strong.

village
Sometimes we don't do things we want to do so that others won't know we want to do them.
851530 Sometimes we don't do things -- yet others know we want to do things -- so we don't do them.

village
My sister has found love... again.
851552 She has found love again. With Christop Crane.

village
Who'll pinch me to wake me up? Who will laugh at me when I fall? Whose breath will I listen for so that I may sleep? Whose hand will I hold so that I may walk?
851358 Who will plague me with questions now?... Who will pinch me to wake me up? Who will laugh at me when I fall?  Who's breath will I listen to so that I may sleep? Who's hand will I hold, so that I may walk?

village
Papa, I cannot see his color.
851684 I cannot see his color.

village
We are grateful for the time we have been given.
851360 We came here to start anew. We are grateful for the time we have been given.

village
Good afternoon, Lucius. I wanted to... tell you something.  I love you, Lucius. I love you... like the day is long! I love you more than the sun and the moon together. And if you feel the same way, then we should not hide it any longer.  It's a gift, love is! We should be thankful! We should bellow it out with all the breath in our lungs! Thank you! Thank you!  THANK YOU!
851449 I love you Lucius. I love you like the day is long. I love you more than the sun and moon together. And if you feel the same way, we should not hide it any longer. It's a gift, love is. We should be thankful. We should bellow it with all the breath in our lungs, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!'

village
I know why you denied my sister. When I was younger, you used to hold my arm when I walked. Then suddenly you stopped. One day, I even tripped in your presence and nearly fell. I was faking, of course, but still you did not hold me. Sometimes we don't do things we want to do so that others will not know we want to do them.
851490 When I was younger you used to hold my arm when I walked. Then suddenly you stopped.  One day, I even tripped in your presence and nearly fell. I was faking of course, but still you did not hold me. Sometimes we don't do things we want to do, so that others won't know we want to do them.

virtuosity
While officers gather evidence of the grisly crime scene, you can only ask yourselves, "What kind of lunatic would commit such unthinkable crimes?" The three adjectives which best describe this killer are sadistic, intelligent and dangerous.
852597 As L. A. P. D. officers gather evidence at this grisly crime scene, you can only ask yourselves  what kind of lunatic would commit such unthinkable crimes? The three adjectives which best describe this killer are sadistic, intelligent, and dangerous...

wag the dog
All combat takes place at night, in the rain, and at the junction of four map segments.
855288 All Combat takes place at night, in the Rain, and at the Junction of four Map Segments...

wag the dog
We're not gonna have a war, we're gonna have the appearance of a war.
854322 We aren't going to have a war. We're going to have the "appearance" of a war.

wag the dog
Why change horses in midstream?
854618 ...why change Horses in Mid Stresm, that's what I ...

walking tall
I'm not gonna let this stand.
856721 I'm not gonna let this stand.

walking tall
I grew up in this town, people used to walk tall in this town, they wouldn't have traded the mill for a crooked casino and they wouldn't have stood around while drugs were being sold to kids.
856805 I grew up in this town. People used to walk tall in this town, they wouldn't have traded the mill for a crooked casino.

walking tall
I guess that changes our relationship a bit, huh?
856770 Guess that changes our relationship a bit huh?

walking tall
You know what my new favorite sound is going to be? The sound of you screaming like a bitch!
856925 You wanna know what my new favourite sound's gonna be? The sound of you screaming like a little bitch.

walking tall
You stabbed me with a potato peeler!
856917 You stabbed me... with a potato peeler??

wall street
Yeah! Woooo! I just bagged the elephant!
857408 Marv, ...I just bagged the elephant!

wall street
I guess your Dad isn't on the Board of Directors of *that* company, is he?
857485 I guess your father's not a union representative on that company.

wall street
I look at a hundred deals a day. I pick one.
857385 Bud Fox, I look at a hundred ideas a day. I choose one.

wall street
I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. I don't know how you do it.
857846 I don't sleep with no whore and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself, Buddy. I don't know how you do. I hope I'm wrong, I'll let them decide for themselves, that much I promise you.

wall street
Sure went down the toilet with that ugly bitch.
857476 Boy, we sure went down the toilet on that ugly bitch. If we were Japs, we'd have to stay with our aircraft.

wall street
You gonna tell me the difference between this guy and that guy is luck?
857504 You really think the difference 'tween this guy and that guy is luck? Mohammed, pull over.

wall street
Kid, you're on a roll. Enjoy it while it lasts, 'cause it never does.
857732 You're on a roll kiddo. Enjoy it while it lasts -- 'cause it never does.

wall street
The most valuable commodity I know of is information.
857487 The most valuable commodity I know of is information. Wouldn't you agree on that?

wall street
You're walking around blind without a cane, pal. A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
857892 You're walking around blind without a cane, sport. A fool and his money are lucky to get together in the first place.

wall street
I don't know where you get your information, but I don't like it.
857989 I don't know where you get your information, son, but I don't like it. The only reason I'm gonna do it is...I need the money, that's the problem with money--it makes you do things you don't want to do.

wall street
Sun-tzu: If your enemy is superior, evade him. If angry, irritate him. If equally matched, fight, and if not split and reevaluate.
857652 "All warfare is based on deception..." Sun Tzu says, If your enemy is superior, evade him, if angry, irritate him, if equally matched, fight... if not, split and reevaluate.

wall street
Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel.
857550 ...Blue horseshoe loves Anacott Steel.

wall street
I'm gonna make you rich, Bud Fox.
857659 Yeah, I'm gonna make you rich, Bud Fox. I'm gonna make you rich enough you can afford a girl like Darien. Remember, power is the best aphrodisiac. This is your wake-up call. Go to work.

wall street
Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.
857343 Well... life all comes down to a few moments, and this is one of 'em...

wall street
The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy? It's the free market. And you're a part of it. You've got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I've still got a lot to teach you.
857900 The richest one percent of this country owns half the country's wealth: 5 trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds of it comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulation to widows and idiot sons and what I do -- stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. Ninety percent of the American people have little or no net worth. I create nothing; I own. We make the rules, Buddy, the news, war, peace, famine, upheaval; the cost of a paper clip. We pull the rabbit out of the hat while everybody else sits around their whole life wondering how we did it... ...you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy are you, Buddy? It's the free market. You're one of us now...take advantage of it. You got the killer instinct, kid, stick with me. I got things to teach you...

wall street
Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.
858035 Bud I like you, just remember something. Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that time a man finds his character--and that is what keeps him out of the abyss...

wall street
Well, you're only the President of the company. What the hell do you know, anyway?
857875 You're just the President of the company, what do you know? ... Come on.

wall street
We're all just one trade away from humility.
857729 ...we're all just one trade away from humility, Buddy...

wall street
It's not always the most popular person who gets the job done.
857810 It's not always the most popular guy who gets the job done. You got losses of 20 to 30 million dollars, dividends cut to zero, you're getting squeezed to death by the majors. Present management may not be the worst scum of the earth, but they're the ones who've put you on a kamikaze course, and pretty soon everybody's going to be scrambling for the parachutes. Only there aren't enough to go around. Management has them. You don't. If they throw Bluestar into Chapter 11--which I think they will--then they can use bankruptcy laws to break your unions and your contracts and throw you guys off the property.

war of the worlds
You keep your eyes only on me, you understand? Don't look down. Don't look around me. I'm taking you to the car and you're gonna want to look around... but you're not going to, are you?
859124 Don't look down, don't look around me. I'm taking you to the car and you're gonna want to look around. But you are not going to, are you?

war of the worlds
It's the same everywhere - once the tripods begin to move, no more news comes out of that area.
859111 It's the same everywhere. Once the tripods start to move, no more news comes out of that area.

war of the worlds
I want to sleep in my own bed. I got back problems.
859089 I want to sleep in my bed. I've got back problems.

war of the worlds
Ray, I'm standing right next to you. Talk to me. What's going on?
858984 Ray, I'm standing right beside you. Can you please answer me?

war of the worlds
When it's ready, my body will just push it out.
858862 No, it won't. When it's ready, my body will just push it out.

war of the worlds
We're leaving this house in 60 seconds.
858969 We're leaving this house in 60 seconds.

war of the worlds
From the moment the invaders arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this earth. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this planet's infinite organisms. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain.
859376 From the moment the invaders arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by the tiniest creatures that God and his wisdom, put upon this earth. At the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, is right to survive among this planet's infinite organisms. And that right is ours against all challenges, for men do not live nor die in vein.

war of the worlds
No one would have believed in the early years of the 21st century that our world was being watched by intelligences greater than our own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns, *they* observed and studied, the way a man with a microscope might scrutinize the creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency, men went to and fro about the globe, confident of our empire over this world. Yet across the gulf of space, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic regarded our planet with envious eyes and slowly, and surely, drew their plans against us.
858773 No one would have believed in the early years of the21st century, that our world was being watched by intelligences greater than our own. That as men busied themselves about their various concerns, they observed and studied. Like the way a man with a microscope might scrutinize the creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency men went to and fro about the globe, confident of our empire over this world. Yet, across the gulf of space, intellects, vast and cool and unsympathetic regarded our plant with envious eyes. And slowly and surely, drew their plans against us.

war of the worlds
Take care of our kids.
858824 Take care of our kids.

war of the worlds
Look at the goddamned birds!
859368 LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN BIRDS!!!

war of the worlds
That is so weird. The wind is blowing *toward* the storm.
858879 The wind is blowing toward the storm.

war of the worlds
You and me? I don't think we're on the same page.
859306 You and I... I don't think we are on the same page.

war of the worlds
There's nothing living in that direction!
858958 There's nothing else down there.

warm springs
When I can walk, I'll run.
860113 When I can walk, I'll run.

warm springs
Mark my words; he'll be dead in less than a year.
860369 Mark my words. He'll be dead in a year.

warm springs
You're gonna do great things, Franklin. This place has identity now, a purpose.
860041 You're going to do great things. This place has an identity now -- a purpose. It has you.

warm springs
He wishes to use up his entire fortune to buy up that leper colony!
860049 He wants to use his entire trust fund to buy that... leper colony!

watchmen
You know if we'd lost here in Vietnam, I think it might've driven us crazy. Y'know, as a country. But we didn't. Thanks to you.
860585 You'd think this country'd had enough goddamn fireworks. If we'd've lost this war, I think it might have driven us crazy, y'know? As a country. But we didn't. Thanks to you.

watchmen
Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
860886 Rorschach's Journal, October 19th. Someone tried to kill Adrian Veidt. Proves mask killer theory--the murderer is closing in. Pyramid Industries is the key. Rorschach approaches a TRASH CAN. He rummages through it and finds an ENVELOPE. He opens it and finds a NOTE that reads: "Tonight 11:30, M."

watchmen
A live human body and a deceased human body have the same number of particles. Structurally there's no difference.
860503 A live human body and a dead human body have the same number of particles. Structurally there's no difference.

watchmen
Just a matter of time, I suppose.
860385 Just a matter of time, I suppose. With sudden, blinding speed, Blake WHIPS the SAUCER from under his cup, sending it FLYING like a saw-blade. The Intruder BATS IT out of the air with even quicker reflexes, but the act buys Blake time to pull a PISTOL with a SILENCER from a hollowed out STEREO SPEAKER. He's a pro . but so is our Intruder. Before Blake can get a shot off, the Intruder is already upon him, SNATCHING the gun out of Blake's hand-- --Blake PUNCHES the Intruder in the chest plate--the Intruder drops the gun. Blake fights. Not like an old man, but like the trained killer he is. But the Intruder is much, much faster. Younger. Deadlier. He SMASHES Blake with an elbow to the head. Blake falls. BLOOD blurs his vision. The Intruder picks Blake up off the ground. Brings him to the window with the great New York view. Thirty stories up. Blake looks the Intruder in the eye . and starts laughing. Hysterical.

watchmen
We can do so much more. We can save this world... with the right leadership.
860603 Bureaucracies can be effective with the right leadership--

watchmen
Hm. Never disposed of sewage with a toilet before. Obvious, really.
861057 Hmm. Never disposed of sewage with a toilet before. Obvious, really. Big Figure looks very small and alone now

watchmen
She blames me for her career, but what else would she have been? A housewife?
861289 Adrian, of course. Who else would have the resources

watchmen
Justice is coming to all of us, no matter what the fuck we do. You know, mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time. Now, we finally have the power to finish the job. Ain't nothing gonna matter once those nukes start flying; we'll all be dust. And Ozymandias here will be the smartest man on the cinder.
860610 Justice doesn't matter, alright? Because twenty years from now we're all gonna be dust. Mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time and now we finally got the power to finish the job. Ain't nothin' gonna matter when the nukes start flying, and I promise you they will. Then Ozymandias here is gonna be the smartest man on the cinder. He sneers and walks out. Silence. Uncomfortable in the wake of truth, the others pack up to go, muttering apologies to Adrian, but Adrian ignores them, staring at the flames flickering across his face. He seems more thoughtful than upset. MATCH CUT TO:

waxwork
Would you like a closer look?
861623 Would you like a closer look?

waxwork
Steak tartar? Ah, yes. Steak tartar.
861527 Steak tartar?  Oh yes, steak tartar.

waxwork
I'm sorry, I was never very good at languages.
861475 I'm sorry I'm not that good at languages ok?

waxwork
Raw meat. You do like raw meat?
861525 Raw meat.  You do like raw meat?  Please, if not we can have some soup.

we own the night
If you piss in your pants, you only stay warm for so long.
862167 You piss in your pants, you only stay warm for so long.

what lies beneath
Don't touch me. Get away from me! Get out! I said, get out!
864631 DON'T touch me. Just get away from me. Go!

what lies beneath
Are we hoping the ghost is going to have to use the potty?
864307 Are we hoping the ghost is going to have to pee?

what lies beneath
Norman, this isn't about you! Something is happening to me. And it's... it's not to get even, and it's not some warped bid for attention. Something is happening in our house, whether you like it or not!
864354 Norman, this isn't about you. This is something that's happening to me. It's not to get even...and it's not some warped bid for attention. Some strange things are happening in our house, whether you believe in them or not...

what lies beneath
Please. Think of Caitlin.
864784 Think of Caitlin...

what lies beneath
I didn't kill my wife.
864370 I didn't kill my wife.

what women want
Can we walk AND talk? Because, in case you live, I don't wanna be late.
864883 MORGAN: Can we walk and talk? 'Cause in case you live, I don't wanna be late, okay? NICK O.S.: Okay, okay. 133.15 SCENE 20 - INT. S/C OFFICES - DAY CAMERA PICKS UP ON MORGAN AND NICK AT TOP OF STAIRS AS THEY MOVE DOWN TO MAIN FLOOR. CAMERA PULLS BACK KEEPING ON THEM AS THEY MOVE TO FG THROUGH DESKS WITH NICK RANTING THE WHOLE TIME. NICK: Here's what happened just in case the coroner asks, okay? MORGAN: Uh-huh. NICK: I got a little drunk last night and tried on all the products from the pink box. MORGAN: You did not! NICK: I put on all the products, okay? Nail polish, pantyhose, everything. MORGAN: You tried on the pantyhose? NICK: Yes! Yes! Okay, anyway, I was drying my hair and I fell over and tripped and fell into the bathtub and electrocuted myself and blacked out. And when I woke up, I could hear what every woman around me was thinking. MORGAN GIVES HIM LOOK. MORGAN: Uh-huh? THEY PAUSE A MOMENT.

what women want
Adversary? Surely you mean *adversary*, old boy?
864851 NICK : Adversary? Well surely you mean adversary, old boy? 451.11 SCENE 80 - ANGLE BACK ON SCREEN AS HE CHANGES CHANNEL TO COOKING SHOW. CHEF : ...vinaigrette for arugula salad... 455.00 SCENE 81 - BACK ON NICK CHANGING CHANNEL. 457.01 SCENE 82 - BACK ON TV SHOWING NEWS. JUDY WOODRUFF : ...additional women's political caucus... 458.15 SCENE 83 - BACK ON NICK MOANING AS HE CHANGES CHANNEL AGAIN. TRAINER O.S. : ...the pelvis up. Keep lifting. 463.00 SCENE 84 - ANGLE ON SCREEN AS TRAINER DOES GLUTE EXERCISES. TRAINER : ...4-5-6... 466.11 SCENE 85 - BACK ON NICK. NICK: Ah, buns of steel. I'd steal her buns if I could. 473.15 SCENE 86 - OTS ON TV AS HE CHANGES CHANNEL TO MEN'S GYMNASTICS. ANNOUNCER : And here it comes... FLAWLESS DISMOUNT.

when a stranger calls
My mind. Your mind. Where do they fit in? Do you see what i mean?
865402 See, that's the whole point. My mind... Your mind... Where do they fit in? You know what I mean?

when a stranger calls
Sharon? Please, do me a favor. Just tell me truthfully, when was the last time you CHECKED MY CHILDREN?
865728 Carol, it's Mrs. Lockhart. Answer me truthfully. When was the last time you looked in on the children?

when a stranger calls
Have you checked the children?
865213 Have you checked the children?

white christmas
You didn't expect me to come down in my bathrobe, did you?
867400 Well, I couldn't come down in my bathrobe.

white squall
Well, I'd love to go into the subject of vertigo and everything but I wouldn't want you to go and piss your pants.
869781 Well, I'd sure like to go into the subject of vertigo and all, but I wouldn't want you to piss yourself.

white squall
Nothing happens on this ship that I don't know about. She speaks to me in the night. So don't test me, not even a little.
869582 "There is nothing that goes on, on this boat that I don't know about. She speaks to me in the night. So don't test me. Not even a little..."

white squall
You can't run from the wind. You trim your sails, face the music, and keep going.
869407 You can't run from the wind son. You trim your sails, face the music and let the chips fall. Bill, let's close her up, dog, tight.

white squall
I think I'm gonna choke on feel good.
869529 Christ, I'm gonna choke on 'feel good'...

white squall
If we don't have order, we have nothing. Where we go one, we go all.
870135 Tell me Skipper, was it all just a lie? "Where we go one, we go all". We listened to you. We believed it. And we're still here!!

who framed roger rabbit
What do I look like? A bank?
872474 What do I look like, a bank?

who framed roger rabbit
Mommy's going to the beauty parlor, darling, but I'm leaving you with your favorite friend, Roger. He's going to take very, very good care of you, because if he doesn't... HE'S GOING BACK TO THE SCIENCE LAB.
872425 Mommy's going to the beauty parlor, darling.  But I'm leaving you with your favorite friend, Roger.  He's going to take very, very good care of you...  ... cause if he doesn't, he's going back to the science lab!

who framed roger rabbit
Roger, darling. I want you to know I love you. I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.
873126 Roger, I want you to know I love you. I loved you more than any woman has ever loved a rabbit.

who framed roger rabbit
Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning.
872615 Here's to the pencil pushers.  May they all get lead poisoning.

who framed roger rabbit
Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?
872713 Are you always this funny, or only on days when you're wanted for murder?

who framed roger rabbit
Dabbling in watercolors, Eddie?
872842 Dabblin' in watercolors, Eddie?

who framed roger rabbit
Keep it up, Eddie. You're killing 'em. You're slaying 'em! You're knocking 'em DEAD!
873123 Yeah, isn't it great?  Keep it up, Eddie... you're killing 'em, you're slayin' 'em, you're knockin' 'em dead.

who framed roger rabbit
Work's been kinda slow since cartoons went to color. But I've still got it. Boo boo be do, boo.
872509 Work's been slow for me since the cartoons went to color.  But I still got it, Eddie...  'Boop boop be-doop'.

who framed roger rabbit
Mr. Valiant?  I hope you're proud of yourself, and those pictures you took.
872565 I hope you're proud of yourself.

wild at heart
Those toenails dry yet, sweetheart? We got some dancin' to do.
873416 Those toenails dry yet? We got some dancin to do.

wild at heart
Ya know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Cause if ya do, I'll fuck ya good. Like a big ol' jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air.
874016 You know, I really do like a woman with tits like yours that talks tough and acts like she can fuck like a bunny... Can you fuck like that?... You like it like a bunny?... Huh?... Cause baby, Ill fuck you like a real good like a big ol jack- rabbit bunny... Jump all around in that hole... Bobby Peru doesnt come up for air.

wild at heart
That ain't never will happen, baby. Least not in our lifetime.
873257 That aint never will happen, honey. Least not in our lifetime.

wild at heart
My name's Bobby Peru, like the country.
873958 Bobby Peru, just like the country.

wild at heart
This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top.
874117 This whole worlds wild at heart and weird on top.

wild things
My mother would kill me if she knew I took the Rover!
875814 My mom would kill me if she knew I took the Rover.

wild things
Did Sam sell you up front on the idea of whacking Suzie?  That's murder, kid.
875701 Am I right, did Sam sell you on the idea right up front, of whacking Suzie? That's murder, Kelly.

wild things
People aren't always what they appear to be. Don't forget that!
875843 People aren't always what they appear to be, kid. Remember it.

wild things
Can I play too? Or is it just for boys?
875265 Can I play too? Or is it just for boys?

wild things
So you're the new chicken licker.
875568 So you're the new chicken licker.

wild things
No little bitch could ever make me cum.
876005 No little girl can ever make me come.

wild wild west
Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance. Got it.
877036 Don't grab a white lady's boobies at the big redneck dance. Is that the lesson? Well, I learned it. Don't scratch your head with the shrimp fork. I got that one too. So whaddaya say we call this off?

wild wild west
We may not have a woodshed on board, but that boy is gonna get a whuppin' anyway!
877410 Lippenreider, take over the controls. We may not have a woodshed on board, but that boy is gonna get a whoopin' anyway!

wild wild west
We may have lost the war, but we haven't lost our sense of humor. Even when we lose a lung, a spleen, a bladder, thirty-five feet of small intestine, two legs, and our ability to reproduce all in the name of the south, do we EVER LOSE OUR SENSE OF HUMOR?
877011 Not even when we've lost a lung... a spleen... a bladder... two legs... thirty-five feet of small intestine and our ability to reproduce... All in the name of the South... ... do we lose our sense of humor.

wild wild west
And you, West, not every situation calls for your patented approach of "shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two."
876888 ... And you, West -- not every situation calls for your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot again -- then when they're all dead, try to ask a question or two. Working together will be good for both of you.

wild wild west
Well now isn't this a coincidence? I'm out for a little morning ride and right in the middle of nowhere I bump into General Ulysses S. Grant himself!
877304 Well, isn't this a coincidence! I'm out for a little mornin' ride, and right in the middle of nowhere, I bump into General Ulysses S. Grant himself! We've never been properly introduced. I'm Dr. Arliss Loveless, formerly with the Confederate Army.

wild wild west
That's it, no more Mr. Knife guy.
877415 No more Mister Knife guy!

wind chill
I was going to tell you everything eventually.
878715 ...I would've told you everything eventually...

witness
We're all very happy that you're going to live, John Book. We didn't know what we would do with you if you'd died.
879266 We're all very happy that you're going to live, John Book. We didn't quite know what we were going to do with you if you died.

witness
You be careful out among them English.
878998 You be careful out among them English.

witness
What you take into your hand, you take into your heart.
879305 What you take into your hands, you take into your heart.

witness
4:30. Time for milking.
879362 Veck oufl. Time for milking.

wonder boys
No offence, Professor Tripp, but you look kinda crappy.
881550 No offense, Professor Tripp, but you look sorta crappy.

wonder boys
Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriend's dog. Even though Poe and I weren't exactly what you'd call simpatico, that's no reason he should've taken two in the chest.
881331 Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriend's dog. Even though Poe and I weren't exactly what you'd call simpatico, that's no reason for him to take two in the chest. Still, the fact remains that I'm the one who took you up into the Chancellor's bedroom. I'm the one who has to take the blame. I- don't know what the hell I was thinking.

wonder boys
So. I guess we just divorce our spouses, marry each other, and have this baby, right? Simple.
880785 So. I guess we just divorce our spouses, marry each other, and have this baby, right? Simple.

x-men
You know, people like you are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child.
884251 And people like you are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child.

x-men
Welcome to the future.
884260 Welcome to the future... brother.

x-men
Don't you people ever die?
884539 Don't you people die?

xxx
Nothing like fresh powder.
886850 Nothing like fresh powder.

xxx
The name's Gibbons. Augustus Gibbons.
886363 The name's Gibbons. You were saying?

xxx
Why is it always the assholes who pass the test?
886385 You know what I hate? It's always the assholes that pass the tests.

xxx
The things I'm gonna do for my country.
886688 The things I have to do for my country.

yes man
You can't audit life, my friend.
888050 You can't audit life! Now get on up here!

yes man
I can't believe I tripped like that.
888218 I can't believe you're out here. I'm giddy. I feel like a child whose best friend has strict Chinese parents who never let him come out and play but now his Chinese parents are away for the Chinese New Year. You have any interest in pounding this shit?

you can count on me
You know, if I were you, I'd be a little nervous about firing somebody I'd just had an affair with, okay?
890954 And if I were you I'd be a little nervous about firing an employee I just had an affair with. OK?

you can count on me
Yeah, this is the haute cuisine of garments.
890260 Yeah, this is the haute cuisine of garments.

you can count on me
Are you out of your mind? You know, I admit I may not be the best mother in the world, but I'm doing the best I know how, and he doesn't need you to rub his face in shit because you think it's good for him! He's gonna find out that the world is a horrible place and that people suck soon enough and without any help from you!
890911 Now you just listen to me. I may not be the greatest mother in the world, but I'm doing the best I know how. And he doesn't need you to rub his face in shit because you think it's good for him. He's going to find out the world is a horrible place and that people suck soon enough, and without any help from you. Believe me!

you've got mail
Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today, I saw one! It got on at 42nd and off at 59th, where, I assume, it was going to Bloomingdales to buy a hat that will turn out to be a mistake, as almost all hats are.
889164 -- and got off at 59th, where I assume it was going to Bloomindale's to buy a hat that will turn out to be a mistake. As almost all hats are.

you've got mail
I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
889644 You're taking it to the next level. I always do that. I always take a relationship to the next level, and if it works okay I take it to the next level after that, until I can finally get to the level where it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.

you've got mail
Well, as far as I'm concerned, the Internet is just another way of being rejected by women.
889085 As far as I'm concerned, the Internet is just another way to be rejected by a woman.

you've got mail
Kiss me, I'm going to be your wicked step mother.
889273 Kiss me. I'm going to be your wicked stepmother.

you've got mail
The Godfather is the I-ching. The Godfather is the sum of all wisdom. The Godfather is the answer to any question. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli." What day of the week is it? "Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday."
889519 The Godfather is the I Ching. The Godfather is the sum of all wisdom. The Godfather is the answer to any question. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli." What day of the week is it? "Maunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday." And the answer to your question is "Go to the mattresses."

you've got mail
I better go deliver this. I have a very thirsty date. She's part camel.
889395 Good. She's good. I have to deliver this. I have a very thirsty date. She's part camel.

you've got mail
I like Patricia. I *love* Patricia. Patricia makes COFFEE nervous.
889115 I love Patricia. Patricia's amazing. Patricia makes coffee nervous. Are we still on schedule?

you've got mail
Don't you just love New York in the fall?
889061 Don't you love New York in the fall?

you've got mail
You poor, sad, multimillionaire. I feel so sorry for you.
889714 Oh, you poor sad multimillionaire. I feel so sorry for you.

you've got mail
Save The Shop Around the Corner and you will save your soul.
889593 The Shop Around the Corner is a true New York treasure.

you've got mail
Oh, no, she's beautiful, but she's a pill.
889564 No, she's beautiful. But a pill.

you've got mail
}: I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York. Just the beat of my own heart. I have mail - from you.
889058 I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beat of my own heart. I have mail. From you.

you've got mail
Kevin, this is possibly the most adorable creature I've ever been in contact with, and if she turns out to be as good looking as a mailbox... I would be crazy enough to turn my life upside down and marry her.
889646 Kevin, this woman is the most adorable creature I have ever come in contact with. If she turns out to be even as good-looking as a mailbox, I will be crazy not to turn my life upside down and marry her.

you've got mail
My father's getting married again. For the past five years he's been living with a woman named Gillian, who studied decorating at Caesar's Palace.
889161 My father is getting married again. For five years he's been living with a woman who studied decorating at Caesar's Palace.

you've got mail
Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life - well, valuable, but small - and sometimes I wonder, do I do it because I like it, or because I haven't been brave? So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around? I don't really want an answer. I just want to send this cosmic question out into the void. So good night, dear void.
889238 Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life. Well, not small, but circumscribed. And sometimes I wonder, do I do it because I like it, or because I haven't been brave? So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around?

young frankenstein
Two nasty lookin' switches over there, but I'm not going to be the first.
891340 Two switches over there, but I wasn't going to be the first.

young frankenstein
My grandfather... was a very... SICK... man.
891121 My father was a sick man.

zerophilia
You're gonna' have a great time with her tonight. Just be yourself... mostly.
893074 You're gonna' have a great time with her tonight. Just be yourself. ...Mostly.

zerophilia
That's the thing about the truth. It'll set you free, but first it'll really piss you off!
893467 That's the thing about the truth. It'll set you free, but first it can really piss you off.

zulu dawn
Oh no! Come all this bloody way to get shot by a bullet from Birmingham? Shoot straight you bastards!
894196 Oh no.  Come all this bloody way to get shot by a bullet from Birmingham.  Shoot straight, you bastards! STOREY takes the boy's hat and runs quickly forward as the ZULUS advance over the inert body.

zulu dawn
Well fought, Gentlemen. It's time to save the Colours. Get to Rorke's Drift. You must warn them.
894246 Well fought, Gentlemen. It's time to save the Colours. Get to Rorke '5 Drift. You must warn them.  The Colours.

zulu dawn
Excuse me, my Lord, there's something I must convey to you. I rode along the track down to Rorke's Drift. The sky above is red with fire. Your orders My Lord? Do we move to the Drift?
894258 Excuse me, My LorJ There '5 something I must convey to you. 1 rode a little way along the track to Rorke '5 Drift. The sky above is red with fire . Your Orders, My Lord? Do we move to the Drift?
