wild things
My mother would kill me if she knew I took the Rover!
875814 My mom would kill me if she knew I took the Rover.
875877 I think it was something else... Suzie says the bust was bullshit...

wild things
No little bitch could ever make me cum.
876005 No little girl can ever make me come.
875797 I think we just need to get wasted.

u turn
You've been a bad girl, Grace!
840737 You been a bad girl, Grace. You took my heart from your Mama, didn't ya? You betrayed her! Like you did me. There ain't no forgivin' ya, girl!
840734 What the hell you doin', Grace?

u turn
Your lies are old but you tell them pretty good.
840544 Your lies are old, but you tell 'em well.
840540 All that uranium, plutonium, fuffonium, fuckononium, assononium, all that "om"!

u turn
And a waitress named Flo.
840284 ...and a waitress named Flo. Christ.
840267 You son of a bitch!

u turn
I bet right now, you don't know if you want to kill me... or fuck me.
840469 Hate's a funny thing. Right now I bet you don't know if you want to kill me, or fuck me.
840483 Women say they don't want to be taken like, really taken -- that's bullshit -- they do.

u turn
Is everyone in this town on drugs?
840308 Make time? Is everybody in this town on drugs?
840319 I was making time with your girl.

u turn
And here I made you all hot and sweaty...
840060 And here I've made you all hot and sweaty.
840064 Well, he offered, and I just couldn't refuse.

ordinary people
Don't admire people too much, they might disappoint you.
585340 Well, don't admire people too much. They'll disappoint you sometimes.
585317 And I don't know if you're really giving.

ordinary people
A little advice about feelings kiddo; don't expect it always to tickle.
584701 A little advice about feeling, kiddo... Don't expect it always to tickle.
584902 I mean there's someone besides your mother you've got to forgive.

fletch
Thank god, the... police.
288126 Thank God, the police.
288115 then I figured it.

fletch
Look, defenseless babies!
287669 Look! Defenseless babies!
287664 I hate this.

ali
Don King talks black, lives white and thinks green.
27572 Don King talks black, lives white and thinks green! Why you defending him and "brother" Herbert?
27574 And now they got you up against George Foreman.

ali
Ain't no Vietcong ever called me nigger.
27257 No Vietcong ever called me nigger.
27238 I'm no Stokely Carmichael, H. Rap Brown...

ali
You look like the heavyweight champion of pimps.
27402 ...what Heavyweight Champion of the World? I'm not the champ. I am retired, finished, out of the game. And I ain't gonna let myself grieve and suffer none. But I know I will not fight again...
27394 There's no "back" to take you to...

bruce almighty
I saw it, and it was *good*!
149439 And he saw that it was good.
149462 What if God was one of us.

bruce almighty
I'm Bruce Nolan with Eyewitness Nose... Eyewitness Nose... that's right!
149279 I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness news. Back to you fuckers 1
149267 Well, I guess that's the way life works, isn't it?

bruce almighty
And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
149168 And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
149164 Any word on the open anchor position, Jack?

fantastic voyage
You'll wind up a Hindu; and love all forms of life, no matter how small.
276229 You'll wind up a Hindu. Respecting all forms of life -- however small...
276054 They'll make up some time, once they get through that and reach the Pleural Cavity.

fantastic voyage
How much can a man give to his country?
275858 How much can a man give to his country?
275855 Where can I get a cab back to town?

mr blandings builds his dream house
I kind of felt that he kind of felt that if I kind of told you that you'd know that he knew that you knew... or something.
540098 ...that if I told you, you'd know that he knew that you knew that he knew... that you knew... or something.
540096 Well, he didn't say in so many words that ever since you started with that house you haven't turned in a decent piece of copy, but --

mr blandings builds his dream house
You've been taken to the cleaners, and you don't even know your pants are off.
539744 You! You've been taken to the cleaners and you don't even know your pants are off!
539752 And besides, you're not getting fifty acres, you're only getting thirty- five, more or less.

mr blandings builds his dream house
So you hit a spring, a bubbling spring... right here, in our cellar.
540108 You mean you hit a spring, a bubbling spring right here in our cellar?
540089 With a few minor deviations I know exactly where every penny is going --

new nightmare
God wouldn't take me.
557374 God wouldn't take me.
557394 Five six, grab your crucifix...

new nightmare
Dylan... until mommy gets back... whatever you do don't fall asleep.
557521 Promise.  Cross my heart.  But until Mommy gets back, Dylan, whatever you do, don't fall asleep.
557553 He doesn't have to be awake to be on his feet.

heavy metal
I am Ard... Supreme Leader of The Revolution and Next Ruler of The World.
365841 I am Ard - supreme leader of the revolution and the next ruler of the world.
365859 You will go with him to the Queen's castle and steal the Loc-Nar.

heavy metal
There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out!
365814 There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hangin' out!
365821 I kept thinking I was going to run out of air, but my new body worked great.

heavy metal
If you refuse, you die; she dies... everybody dies!
365861 If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies.
365854 She's sleeping, but only I can awaken her.

go
If you were any less black, you'd be clear.
325466 If you were any less black, you would be clear.
325653 If you let them in here, they will kill you.

go
I'm not a bathroom attendant!
325537 I am not a bathroom attendant!
325519 We've been here five minutes.

grosse pointe blank
If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.
344705 If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there. I don't care about that stuff, anyway.
344813 I thought you know... maybe seeing you, some friends, my house... of course now a 7-11--

grosse pointe blank
Don't tease me, you know what I do for a living.
344646 Don't tease me. You know what I do for a living.
344626 And you could be... sort of like... a father figure to me....

grosse pointe blank
I'll go put these in some rubbing alcohol.
344971 Here. Let me put these in some rubbing alcohol.
345059 We haven't seen each other since high school.

psycho
Well, a son is a poor substitute for a lover.
621677 A son is a poor substitute for a lover.
621685 She's as harmless as... one of these stuffed birds.

psycho
We're always quickest to doubt people who have a reputation for being honest.
621776 We're always quickest to doubt people who have a record for being honest. I think she's here, Miss Crane. Where there's a boyfriend... She won't be back there among the nuts and bolts... but she'll be in this town... somewhere. I'll find her.
621879 Look, this isn't much, but it might make you feel a little better.

psycho
She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother.
621872 That's all right. maybe she could have fooled me. But... She didn't fool my mother.
621877 There's just so much pushing I can take and I think...

psycho
I'll lick the stamps.
621491 I'll lick the stamps.
621493 I'm thinking of it.

psycho
I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing.
621859 I guess I've got one of those faces you can't help believing.
621851 I'm sorry, I have work to do, Mr... if you don't mind...

psycho
Well, if it doesn't jell, it isn't aspic, and this ain't jellin'!
621852 I do mind. If it don't jell, it ain't aspic! This ain't jelling.
621798 This is the first one that looked like it was hiding from the world at large.

rachel getting married
All you young people who applauded can go fuck yourselves!
629931 You young people should all go fuck yourselves.
629925 But you don't know shit about loading a dishwasher.

angel eyes
I brought you nectarines cause the peaches were hard as rocks
57813 I got you nectarines because the peaches are hard as rocks.
58567 And then we all smiled, and it was a great minute.

pitch black
Like I said, it ain't me you gotta worry about.
605415 Like I said. Ain't me you gotta worry about.
605381 Well, guess if it was trickeration he'd just do me, huh?

pitch black
Did not know who he was fuckin' with.
605666 Didn't know who he was fuckin' with.
605692 Some shade of grey my eyes don't see.

pitch black
You're dancing on razor blades here.
605366 Dancin' on razor blades here...
605356 Okay, maybe that's a good thing.

pitch black
I said I'd die for them not you Come on!
605739 C'mon, Riddick -- said I'd die for them, not you.
605642 We're just here to carry your light, aren't we?

sling blade
Reckon you make me some biscuits.
701684 Do you reckon you can make me some biscuits?
701696 Me and him's made friends.

sling blade
I like them French fried potaters.
701361 I like them french-fried potaters.
701374 Yeah, they's good all right.

sling blade
A shovel just makes too goddamned much racket.
701198 A shovel just makes too goddamn much racket.
701992 By the way, how was it out there?

lone star
Ben, if you mixed drinks that way you mixed metaphors, you'd be out of a job...
482894 You mixed drinks bad as you mix metaphors, you be out of a job.
482919 Do either of you have any idea when they stopped using that site as a rifle range?

lone star
Son, you got a talent for stating the obvious.
483227 You got a talent for statin' the obvious, son Muchachos! Venga afuera!Brazos arribas!
483225 Little greaser sonofabitch been running a goddarn bus service.

lone star
If I met you for the first time today, I'd still want to be with you.
483592 If I met you for the first time today, I'd still want to be with you.
482987 When you backed me you needed somebody named Deeds to bump the other fella out of office.

tremors
I've got a goddamn plan!
825679 We got a plan!
825672 No way they could stop it.

tremors
I wouldn't give you a gun if it were World War 3.
825730 I wouldn't give you a gun if it was World War Three.
825381 We go out, we find those damn snake things, we make 'em extinct.

jackie brown
Is white guilt supposed to make me forget that I run a business?
423545 Is white guilt supposed to make me forget I'm running a business?
423539 If I don't see it in front of me, you're right.

jackie brown
You know, a good cop will never let you know he knows you're full of shit.
424292 You know, a good cop won't let you know he knows you're fulla shit.
424424 Excuse me, but my wife thinks she left a bag of beach towels in the fitting room?

jackie brown
Half a million dollars will always be missed.
424056 A half-a-million dollars will always be missed.
424050 I know the type, trust me on this.

jackie brown
Shut your raggedy-ass up, and sit the fuck down!
423695 Shut your raggedy ass up and sit down.
423687 The cops didn't try and strangle my ass.

jackie brown
My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.
424622 My ass be dumb, but I'm not a dumbass. Go sit over there on the couch.
424638 That's why she's givin' up my money huh?

jackie brown
You can't trust Melanie but you can trust Melanie to be Melanie.
424158 You can't trust Melanie. But you can always trust Melanie to be Melanie.
424148 If this is about you fucked Melanie, I don't give a damn.

get shorty
Don't you puke on my shoes Harry.
314827 Don't you puke on my shoes, Harry.
314828 I need you to do me a favor .

get shorty
They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets.
314766 They say the fuckin' smog's the reason you have such beautiful sunsets.
315062 Took the poor asshole's money and put it in a locker, ready to go.

get shorty
The guy's been in town two days, and already he thinks he's David O. Fucking Selznick.
314654 Man's in town two days, thinks he's David O. fucking Selznick.
314170 Because they're not the type of guys would take it with any degree of understanding or restraint.

get shorty
I got an idea for a movie.
314076 I think I got an idea for a movie.
314084 The door from the patio, in back.

get shorty
Where's Chili Palmer, where's Leo DeVoe... *where's* my fuckin' money?
314799 Where's Leo Devoe? Where's Chili Palmer? Where's my fuckin' money?
315064 Forget all the bullshit from before -- I don't even remember how it started.

get shorty
I'm the guy who's telling you the way it is.
314253 I'm the one telling you how it is. That's not too hard to figure out, is it?
314226 You're gonna be here, behind 'em when they sit down.

get shorty
What is the point of living in L.A. if you're not in the movie business?
314504 I mean, what's the point of living in L.A. if you're not in the movie business?
314583 You must be makin' some big deals, doin' lunch in a place like this?

trouble in paradise
Do you remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople, and walked out with the Bank of Constantinople?
827838 You remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople and walked out <u>with</u> the Bank of Constantinople?
828140 But you know, madame, the stock market, bank crash ... To make a long story short--a member of the nouveaux poor.

trouble in paradise
I came here to rob you, but unfortunately I fell in love with you.
828745 I came here to rob you--but unfortunately I fell in love with you.  Mariette!
828646 Let's see--  You will be exactly eighty-seven when you come out of prison.

watchmen
Just a matter of time, I suppose.
860385 Just a matter of time, I suppose. With sudden, blinding speed, Blake WHIPS the SAUCER from under his cup, sending it FLYING like a saw-blade. The Intruder BATS IT out of the air with even quicker reflexes, but the act buys Blake time to pull a PISTOL with a SILENCER from a hollowed out STEREO SPEAKER. He's a pro . but so is our Intruder. Before Blake can get a shot off, the Intruder is already upon him, SNATCHING the gun out of Blake's hand-- --Blake PUNCHES the Intruder in the chest plate--the Intruder drops the gun. Blake fights. Not like an old man, but like the trained killer he is. But the Intruder is much, much faster. Younger. Deadlier. He SMASHES Blake with an elbow to the head. Blake falls. BLOOD blurs his vision. The Intruder picks Blake up off the ground. Brings him to the window with the great New York view. Thirty stories up. Blake looks the Intruder in the eye . and starts laughing. Hysterical.
860386 I always thought I knew the punchline.

four rooms
We did it right there in the big cauldron.
290929 We did it right there, in the big cauldron!
290896 She had lovers, but she saved that for marriage.

four rooms
How can I stop talking about something that's so HUGE?
291119 It's hard to stop talking about something so huge. I could go on and on about his cock, bone, nob, bishop, wang, thang, hotrod. Hump mobile, Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami. Sausage, kielbasa, schlong, dink, tool, Big Ben, Mister Happy, prick, disk, pecker, peter, pee-pee, wee-wee, weiner, pisser, pistol, joint, hose, horn, middle-leg, third- leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick.
291059 You look so much more attractive when you're self- assured.

four rooms
Unfortunately, you don't have the balls to back up the actions of your huge cock.
291110 What didn't you do, stick man? Unfortunately, you don't have the balls to back up the actions of your huge cock.
291115 Put it this way, God made up for what he did to Gumby with Ted here.

four rooms
There's no needles here kid, just a big fucking gun!
291010 What? We ain't got any needles here, kid. Just a big fucking gun.
291021 You always gotta get the last word, don't you?

the crow salvation
The dead can return given sufficent motivation.
202496 The dead can return, given sufficient motivation. And Corvis has that.
202500 Won't stop until he finds it.

the crow salvation
Gas, spark, bad combination.
202582 Spark, gas... bad combination. And it's not this leak here, that's the least of your worries.
202592 I'm losing you.

lord of the rings the two towers
We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.
487281 We be nice to them if they be nice to us. Take it off us. We swears to do what you wants. We swears.
488040 And then we take the precious and we be the master.

lord of the rings the two towers
You could have picked a better spot.
487873 You could have picked a better spot.
487825 This is no rabble of mindless Orcs.

lord of the rings the two towers
Don't follow the lights.
487429 Dont follow the lights!
487424 Elves and men and orcses.

lord of the rings the two towers
There is no promise you can make that I can trust.
487282 Theres no promise you can make that I can trust.
487769 And two men, Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and Boromir of Gondor.

lord of the rings the two towers
I know your face, Eowyn.
487546 I know your face. owyn owyn.
487702 Get the wounded on horses.

lord of the rings the two towers
You'll find more cheer in a graveyard.
487523 Youll find more cheer in a graveyard.
487536 I would stay still, if I were you.

lord of the rings the two towers
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.
487540 I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.
487561 His spirit will find its way to the halls of your fathers.

lord of the rings the two towers
Sneaky little hobbitses.
487795 Filthy little hobbitses. They stole it from us.
487635 Servants of Sauron.

lord of the rings the two towers
But that one counts as mine!
487693 Argh! That one counts as mine!
487394 What madness drove them in there?

lord of the rings the two towers
Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind?
487334 Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind. Can you not see? Your uncle is wearied by your malcontent, your war-mongering.
487532 Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear.

lord of the rings the two towers
Bring your pretty face to my axe.
487692 Bring your pretty face to my axe!
487459 The air is so close in here.

the pacifier
I just got my eyebrows done!
589516 Just... had eyebrows... done.
589514 But I've got some C4.

american splendor
I think we should skip the whole courtship thing and just get married.
50750 Harvey, we better skip this whole courtship thing and just get married.
50802 I'll have you know that I come from a very dysfunctional family.

american splendor
I consider myself a nerd.
50774 Yes, I consider myself a nerd. And this movie has uplifted me. There's this one scene where a nerd grabs the microphone during a pep rally and announces that he is a nerd and that he is proud of it and stands up for the rights of other nerds. Then, he asks the kids at the pep rally who think they are nerds to come forward... So nearly everyone in the place does. That's the way the movie ends.
50768 I already saw it once.

excalibur
The future has taken root in the present.
267326 It is done. The future has found root in the present.
267359 But it'll take another, a greater king...

excalibur
Good and evil, there never is one without the other.
267632 Good and evil; there is never one without the other.
267634 Never where you expect it, that's all I know.

jason lives: friday the 13th part vi
Don't piss me off, junior, or I WILL repaint this office with your brains.
426097 Don't piss me off, junior.  Or I will repaint this office with your brains.
426460 I gotta go break the news to Megan's friends about what's happened.

jay and silent bob strike back
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse!
431509 Ladies, ladies, ladies! Jay and Silent Bob are in the Hizz-ouse!!!
431665 It does what ever the fuck I tell it to do!

jay and silent bob strike back
Just call me Darth Balls... Bong.
432052 Call me Darth Balls. Bunngg.
432015 This was a good idea, Lunchbox.

jay and silent bob strike back
Are we gonna have a problem... again?
431950 Are we gonna have a problem, again?
431955 Will, what're we gonna do now?

jay and silent bob strike back
Affleck, you the *bomb* in Phantoms yo!
431960 Affleck, you're the bomb in Phantoms, yo.
431904 Well what are you waiting for, bitch?

jay and silent bob strike back
I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.
432053 I think George Lucas is going to sue somebody--
432041 Neither did I. Shit, neither did the studio.

jay and silent bob strike back
I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah!
432088 Yo--I hope one of 'em rips the other one's shirt off and we see some tit.
432071 Hey, I wanted to go down, but I was waiting until I got to know her a little better.

jay and silent bob strike back
I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls
431632 I'm gonna finger-fuck her tight little asshole! Finger-bang and tea-bang my balls--in her mouth! Where? Where? In her mouth--balls-a-plenty in her mouth! Balls, balls, sweaty balls--
431745 You'll have to be faster than Walt Flanagan's Dog to outrun the warrior gorillas, who hunt humans for sport, profit, and the occasional inter- species blow-job.

jay and silent bob strike back
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
431508 Dude--I think I just filled the cup.
431484 And we got just the thing for that.

jay and silent bob strike back
I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.
432183 You know, I don't get out to the movies much. But I'd have to say Bluntman and Chronic was Blunt-tastic!
432059 These men are the leaders of a terrorist organization wanted for the abduction of a monkey.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
You lack the courage of your convictions sir, do it.
411583 You lack the courage of your convictions, sir. Do it.
411584 I invited it, a release from the pain of living...

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
So you want me to tell you the story of my life?
411547 So you want me to tell you the story of my life...
411549 You'd have to have a lot of tape for my story.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
So it was, when I'd given up the search for vampires, that a vampire found me.
412072 So it was when I had given up the search for vampires that a vampire found me...
412044 I think the very name of Paris brought a rush of pleasure to me that was extraordinary.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
A little child she was, but also a fierce killer, now capable of the ruthless pursuit of blood with all a child's demanding.
411860 A little child she was, but also a fierce killer, now capable of the ruthless pursuit of blood with all a child's demanding.
411806 ...and finally, when I could stand it no longer, I stood in an empty desolate street and heard the sound of a child crying.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
My God, I've failed again.
412344 Dear God. I've failed again, haven't I?
412339 Do what you want with it.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
All I need to find you Louis, is follow the corpses of rats.
411814 All I need to find you Louis is follow the corpses of rats.
411817 And you will feel as you felt with that child in your arms.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
We are predators, Whose all seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment.
411784 Vampires are killers. Predators, who's all seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment.
411687 Your income from cotton alone will keep us in comfort for a century.

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
Goodnight sweet prince, may flights of devils wing you to your rest.
411996 Goodnight, sweet prince, may flights of devils wing you to your rest.
411924 Tell me how it came to be that I am this... thing...

cellular
Do you want to die here?
164736 Do you want to die here?
165368 Just give me the goddamn disc!

final destination
I won't let it happen, okay?
284189 Hey, I won't let it happen, okay.
284179 After Lewton, you should've been next.

final destination
I got this feeling... a weird feeling.
283884 I got this... feeling... a weird feeling... I can't explain it...
283876 You think I'm some sort of...

final destination
I knew I shoulda hit on Tammy in the pool that time.
284140 Shoulda felt up Tammy in the pool, that time...
284162 I am... so close to puking, you don't wanna know.

frankenstein
Don't bother to scream.
294219 Don't bother to scream.
294264 We fell from grace together.

frankenstein
I'd keep my promises if I were you.
294225 I keep my promises.
294236 I'm sure the lady knows her own mind.

10 things i hate about you
Who knocked up your sister?
1181 Who knocked up your sister?
1252 What 're you talking about?

10 things i hate about you
Just 'cause you're beautiful, that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter.
1331 Just because you're beautiful, doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter.
1215 What kind of 'guy just picks up a girl and carries her away while you're talking to her?

10 things i hate about you
Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed.
1258 Leave it to you to use big words when you're shitfaced.
1313 You don't strike me as the type that would ask permission.

10 things i hate about you
And I'm BACK IN THE GAME!
1332 And I'm back in the saddle.
1253 She's partial to Joey, not me

10 things i hate about you
I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.
733 I guess the school board thinks because Hemingway's male and an asshole, he's worthy of our time
1681 I'd like to call your attention to Patrick Verona's stunning bad-ass look of 1995 ---

10 things i hate about you
I have a dick on my face, don't I?
876 I have a dick on my face, don't I?
1015 Patrick, Pat, you're not looking at the big picture.

10 things i hate about you
You're not as vile as I thought you were.
1322 You know -- you're not as vile as I thought you were.
1318 He just wants me to be someone I'm not.

10 things i hate about you
It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.
1667 You know -- it's not every day you find a girl who'll flash her tits to get you out of detention.
897 Well, you know -- there's the prestige of the job title... and the benefits package is pretty good...

10 things i hate about you
Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date.
984 Watching the bitch trash my car doesn't count as a date.
986 So get your ass on hers by the end of the week.

10 things i hate about you
Oh wait... was that... did your hairline just recede?
1184 Wait -- was that?-- Did your hairline just recede?
1248 Okay, I'll just sleep but stay awake, okay?

10 things i hate about you
Remove head from sphincter, then drive!
788 Remove head from sphincter!  Then pedal!
809 Ask Bianca who drove her home

the bourne ultimatum
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne!
138759 Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.
138779 Get the asset out of there ...

the bourne ultimatum
Issue a standing kill order on Jason Bourne, effective immediately.
138900 Issue a standing kill order on Jason Bourne, effective immediately.
138945 Run all calls through here with an iso on 117

the bourne ultimatum
You'd better get yourself a good lawyer.
139127 You better get a good lawyer.
139120 It's better if we do this together.

heist
She could talk her way out of a sunburn.
367634 She could talk her way outta a sunburn.
367407 Yeah, well, that's a Hazard of the jjj...

sex and the city
And we were dressed from head to toe in love... the only label that never goes out of style.
681547 And that's the one label -- that never goes out of style.
681268 For the last five months I've been thinking that it's a huge mistake that you left Steve.

sex and the city
Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.
680813 Charlotte had pudding in her Prada.
680817 When something is really, really funny.

sex and the city
Your two best friends just got screwed over by their guys, how could you not be distant?
680933 Okay. I'll talk about it. Your best friends get screwed over by their guys -- how can you not get distant?
680937 Seriously -- all I do is work -- and you run off to New York every chance you get.

sex and the city
Yeah, it's all so hot three days in!
680837 It's all so hot -- three days in.
680796 I let the sex go out of our marriage!

sex and the city
Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.
681229 I'm just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.
681336 Smith is interested - but the dates will have to work with the series.

sex and the city
Yes, the honeymoon to a romantic Mexican resort that I prepaid on my credit card to surprise the man who jilted me.
680745 There's the silver lining. A honeymoon to a romantic Mexican resort that's pre-paid on my credit card because I wanted to surprise the man who jilted me.
680740 Well, if you change your minds, I know where we can get one hundred beef, seventy-five fish and twenty- five vegetarian meals.

sex and the city
It's the last single girl kiss.
680456 Well, I'm hardly the last single girl.
680453 Enid -- I'm so very flattered but--

sex and the city
What does your gut tell you?
681385 What does your gut tell you?
681374 Why didn't you say something?

sex and the city
It wasn't logic, it was love.
681504 It wasn't logic -- it was love.
681541 And speaking of an oldie but goodie...

sex and the city
Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking.
680595 Hey "dick wad"... I'm speaking.
680588 ... We never kiss and tell.

sex and the city
Forty is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding dress without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.
680457 No, but forty is the last age you can see a woman photographed in a wedding gown without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.
680452 It's a once in a lifetime opportunity - so spare me a week of faux soul-searching and just say yes.

sex and the city
Some labels are best left in the closet.
681535 Maybe some labels are best left in the closet...
681534 It wasn't a fancy designer reception either.

sex and the city
It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women.
681436 It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women.
681460 He said he wrote because he didn't have your phone number.

sex and the city
Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?
680824 Does that mean saying his name fifty times more a day than I say my own? Does it mean worrying about him and his needs before me and mine? Is it all about the other person? Is that love?
680934 It's more than that -- lately, I haven't been feeling a connection to --

sex and the city
Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two L's: labels and love.
680085 Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two "L's": labels and love.
681470 I had told Louise to put Big in a place where I would never have to hear from him again.

sex and the city
Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.
681524 Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours.
681528 Which is why I called them.

sex and the city
I know, my head's in the Witness Protection Program.
681028 That's the point. My head is the witness protection program.
680993 And in the subject box: two words: I'm sorry.

sex and the city
I curse the day you were born!
681197 I curse the day you were born.
681102 I've got everything I ever wanted.

this boy's life
Here I am, you lucky people!
803522 Here I am, you lucky people!
803438 It's a test of skill.

this boy's life
Well... You can want in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills first.
803876 Well, want in one hand and shit in the other -- see which gets full first.
803621 You gonna say you wouldn't join the Scouts because... him didn't wike his widdle uniform?

this boy's life
Why, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, wo-o-o!
804050 Ooooooh, oh, I'm so scared. Oooh.
804073 Well, he's got about as much chance of one as of the other.

this boy's life
You left the cap off the toothpaste again.
803977 You left the lid off the damn toothpaste again.
803963 Spat on the floor as I walked by.

star trek nemesis
To absent friends... To family.
732619 To absent friends... o family.
732595 You have the bridge, Commander.

star trek nemesis
You have the bridge... Mr. Troi.
731937 You have the bridge, Mister Troi!
731932 Data, Worf, you're with me.

star trek nemesis
You're too slow, old man.
732456 You're too slow, old man. Attack pattern Shinzon Theta.
732466 And you can't contact Starfleet.

star trek nemesis
For now we see but through a glass darkly.
732432 "For now we see but through a glass darkly..." He said he's a mirror.
732442 We'll never know what Shinzon might have been.

star trek nemesis
I will always be puzzled by the human predilection for piloting vehicles at unsafe velocities.
731940 I will always be baffled by the human predilection for piloting vehicles at unsafe velocities.
731871 I believe my memory engrams would sense the absence of your specific reactions and behavior.

star trek nemesis
Ladies and gentlemen, and invited transgendered species...
731843 Ladies and Gentlemen and invited Tran gendered species... In my study of Terran and Betazoid conjugal rites I have discovered it is traditional to present the "happy couple" with a gift. Given Commander Riker's affection for archaic musical forms I have elected to present the following as my gift in honor of their conjugation.
732598 Geordi, if you will come with me.

star trek nemesis
Can you learn to see in the dark, Captain?
732448 Can you learn to see in the dark, Captain?
732472 I have little interest in your quaint vessel, Captain.

star trek nemesis
You know, all things considered, Data, I think you have nicer eyes.
731981 I think you have nicer eyes.
732241 It has the ability to consume organic material at the subatomic level.

star trek nemesis
I think it's time to try some unsafe velocities.
731971 Shall we try some "unsafe velocities?"
731922 No cold feet, or any other parts of our anatomy.

star trek nemesis
Some ideals are worth dying for, aren't they, Jean-Luc?
732583 Some ideals are worth dying for, aren't they, Jean Luc?
732565 Why should the rest of your crew have to die?

star trek nemesis
Why do you have a shiny head?
731967 You have a shiny head.
731963 I have two arms and ten fingers.

the wizard of oz
Professor Marvel never guesses, he knows!
879687 Professor Marvel never guesses -- he knows! Now, why are you running away?
879684 Well, well, well -- house guests, huh?

the wizard of oz
Unusual weather we're having, ain't it?
880130 Oh -- unusual weather we're having, ain't it?
880220 I'd be monarch of all I survey....

the wizard of oz
How about a little fire, Scarecrow?
880485 How about a little fire, Scarecrow?
880480 Ah -- now we've got them!

the wizard of oz
Where do you want to be oiled first?
879954 Where do you want to be oiled first?
879989 We've come such a long way already.

the wizard of oz
A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.
880584 ...that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.
880610 Times being what they were, I accepted the job, -- retaining my balloon against the advent of a quick get-away.

the wizard of oz
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
880534 ...attention to that man behind the curtain. Go - before I lose my temper! The Great and Powerful ---....
880272 Tap - tap - tap - tap - What was that - that - that?

the wizard of oz
I can barely hear my heart beating!
880208 I can fairly hear my heart beating!
880204 That's what the other man said.

the wizard of oz
To confer, converse, and otherwise hob-nob with my brother wizards.
880613 To confer, converse, and otherwise hob- nob with my brother wizards. And I hereby decree that until what time -- if any -- that I return, the Scarecrow, by virtue of his highly superior brains, shall rule in my stead...assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart...and the Lion -- by virtue of his courage! Obey them as you would me! And - ah - well, that's all.
880577 You are now a member of the Legion of Courage!

the wizard of oz
I think I'll miss you most of all.
880650 I think I'll miss you most of all.
880646 Oh, dear -- that's too wonderful to be true!

the wizard of oz
I've got a witch mad at me and you might get into trouble!
879916 But maybe you'd better not. I've got a witch mad at me, and you might get into trouble.
879865 Are you doing that on purpose, or can't you make up your mind?

the wizard of oz
Only bad witches are ugly.
879766 Only bad witches are ugly.
879773 She brings you good news.

the nines
He's not coming back.
566846 He's not coming back.
566928 If I had a horse...

man trouble
I look upon a woman as a whole.
505364 Because I look upon a woman as a whole.
505399 Ask her the name of the first hospital.

man trouble
Here I am, sitting in the center of a lot of wealth, the escalation in crime couldn't be better, and I'm not turning a damn nickel on it!
505115 Jesus, here I am, sitting in the center of a lot of wealth, the escalation in crime couldn't be better, and I'm not turning a damn nickel on it...
505450 I want to get a hold of this top private investigator, who's a close, personal friend of mine, okay, and get him to find out who this doctor is.

wall street
I guess your Dad isn't on the Board of Directors of *that* company, is he?
857485 I guess your father's not a union representative on that company.
857513 Then call this number -- 555-7617: tell the man "blue horseshoe loves Anacott Steel..." You scored, Buddy!

wall street
Sure went down the toilet with that ugly bitch.
857476 Boy, we sure went down the toilet on that ugly bitch. If we were Japs, we'd have to stay with our aircraft.
857534 Tell Mr. Ehrlich I've got important financial news!

wall street
You gonna tell me the difference between this guy and that guy is luck?
857504 You really think the difference 'tween this guy and that guy is luck? Mohammed, pull over.
857454 Use a stop loss so your downside is 50,000, and buy yourself a decent suit.

wall street
The most valuable commodity I know of is information.
857487 The most valuable commodity I know of is information. Wouldn't you agree on that?
857489 'Cause they're sheep -- and the sheep get slaughtered.

wall street
I'm gonna make you rich, Bud Fox.
857659 Yeah, I'm gonna make you rich, Bud Fox. I'm gonna make you rich enough you can afford a girl like Darien. Remember, power is the best aphrodisiac. This is your wake-up call. Go to work.
857655 It's been wired to you -- play with it.

wall street
We're all just one trade away from humility.
857729 ...we're all just one trade away from humility, Buddy...
857769 ...things are so bad, even the liars are complaining.

wall street
It's not always the most popular person who gets the job done.
857810 It's not always the most popular guy who gets the job done. You got losses of 20 to 30 million dollars, dividends cut to zero, you're getting squeezed to death by the majors. Present management may not be the worst scum of the earth, but they're the ones who've put you on a kamikaze course, and pretty soon everybody's going to be scrambling for the parachutes. Only there aren't enough to go around. Management has them. You don't. If they throw Bluestar into Chapter 11--which I think they will--then they can use bankruptcy laws to break your unions and your contracts and throw you guys off the property.
857726 Well in my book, you either do it right or you get eliminated.

top gun
Gutsiest move I ever saw, Mav.
819191 Gutsiest move I ever saw.
819077 I died enough for one night.

top gun
That was some of the best flying I've seen to date - right up to the part where you got killed.
819237 Ya know, that was the best flying I've seen since Nam... ...Right up to that part where you got killed.
819434 I think that if you do, if you choose to come back, you'll be a better pilot... a better man.

the birds
Don't they ever stop migrating?
111766 Don't they ever stop migrating?
111753 Did you find her all right?

shock treatment
Alimony is just another word for RAPE.
690318 Alimony is just another word for rape!
690182 They had a very popular series together.

shock treatment
But the false promise of a new dawn usually leads to a most bloody sunset.
690548 Yes, Betty.  But the false promise of a new dawn is usually followed by a most bloody sunset.
690309 ...remarkable that his 'Faith Factory' is being financed by an entire nation's indigestion.

basic instinct
You know I don't like to wear any underwear, don't you, Nick?
91590 You know I don't like to wear any underwear, don't you, Nick?
91563 I wanted to write a book about the murder of a retired rock star.

basic instinct
Everyone that she plays with dies.
91870 Everybody that she plays with dies.
91908 I went over to your place.

austin powers: international man of mystery
Why take the escalator when I have a perfectly good canoe right here?
73512 Why take the escalator when I could take a canoe?
73326 Listen, Vanessa, I'm a swinger... That's what I do, I swing.

austin powers: international man of mystery
I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
73381 All right then...  ...FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!
73336 I was therefore by definition only partially frozen.

austin powers: international man of mystery
That's not your mother, it's a man, baby!
73623 That's not your mother, that's a man!
73613 Maybe these photographs are the last piece of that puzzle.

austin powers: international man of mystery
This is Frau Farbissina, founder and leader of the militant wing of the Salvation Army.
73358 ...founder of the militant wing of the Salvation Army. Random Task...
73350 Some of you I know, some of you I'm meeting for the first time.

austin powers: international man of mystery
Does that make you HORNY?
73753 Does that make you horny?
73803 All right, I get it.

austin powers: international man of mystery
There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.
73895 Really, there's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.
73891 You're thin, I'm about forty pounds overweight.

austin powers: international man of mystery
Au contraire baby, you can't resist me.
73854 Au contraire, I think you can't resist me.
73856 It's not what it looks like, Vanessa.

the getaway
You run the job, but I run the show.
315223 You run the job, but I run the show. You got two weeks to set it up.
315356 Your wife told me no one would be killed.

all about eve
This beats all records for running, standing or jumping gall.
33984 This beats all world's records for running, standing and jumping gall!
34007 - and easy or not, I won't believe a word.

all about eve
There never was, and there never will be, another like you.
34182 There never was, there'll never be another like you.
34158 I would imagine that only death or destruction could keep her-

all about eve
Peace and quiet is for libraries!
33754 Peace and quit is for libraries.
33719 I - I don't know, Bill.

all about eve
The bed looks like a dead animal act.
33318 The bed looks like a dead animal act. Which one is sables?
33324 This you can't do in Times Square...

all about eve
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!
33476 Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
33470 Unless you'd like to take her drink up to her...

all about eve
The atmosphere is very MacBeth-ish... what has, or is about to, happen?
33472 The general atmosphere is very Macbethish. What has or is about to happen?
33624 I thought you knew... She was put on over a week ago-

all about eve
Where is Princess... fire and music?
33632 What fire and music?
33510 Where has it been laid out?

all about eve
I detest cheap sentiment.
33784 I detest cheap sentiment.
33789 I wish I did.

all about eve
Real diamonds in a wig, the world we live in.
33133 Real diamonds in a wig. The world we live in...
33123 They keep you under drugs out there with armed guards...

all about eve
And you, I take it, are the Paderewski who plays his concerto on me, the piano?
33671 And you, I take it, are the Paderewski who plays his concerto on me, the piano? Where is Princess Fire-and-Music?
33693 - shows up for an audition when everyone knew I'd be here... and gives a performance!

all about eve
I'll never forget this night as long as I live, and I'll never forget you for making it possible.
33098 Mrs. Richards. ... I'll never forget this night as long as I live. And I'll never forget you for making it possible.
33049 They forwarded the telegram from Milwaukee - the one that came from Washington to say that Eddie wasn't coming at all.

batman forever
I guess we're all two people.
95261 In a sense we are all two people. The side we show in daylight. And that side we keep in shadow.
95252 What do you want me to say?

batman forever
Let's see if you bleed green.
95188 Let's see if you bleed green.
95118 Cannot get good help these days.

batman forever
Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE-CONTROL PROBLEM?
95183 Has anyone ever told you have a serious impulse control problem?  You know, I simply love what you've done with this place. Heavy Metal with just a touch of House and Garden.
95181 Only one spot in Gotham serves these bi- zonal, bi-coastal needs...

a nightmare on elm street part 2: freddy's revenge
If you want to play with animals, Mr. Walsh, join the circus.
11051 If you want to play with animals, Mr. Walsh, join the circus.
11048 Or collected in the bladder to be expelled at a later time.

little nicky
Even in hell I get no respect.
480041 I don't get no respect.
479692 I go to orgies, I catch everything...

little nicky
The last time I saw a pair of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowing on them.
479923 Last time I saw a pair of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowing on them.
479684 Actually, you can give all the credit for Hell to my first wife; she was the inspiration.

little nicky
Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but *you* gotta use a toilet.
479588 Look, it's okay for me to shit the street. But you gotta use a toilet.
479765 Trying to capture his brother in a flask and preserve the balance of good and evil on Earth.

little nicky
Get this shit outta here!
479774 Get that crap outta here!
479783 It's my turn now.

little nicky
Now that hurt the both of us.
479997 Now that hurt the both of us.
479898 I think you're looking at him.

little nicky
I hear a train a-comin'!
479993 I hear a train coming. Drink.
480029 I came through that gate alone.

a nightmare on elm street: the dream child
All right, Krueger... this time it's for keeps!
9952 All right, Krueger.  This time it's for keeps.
9913 In the dream, she was standing in a room.

a nightmare on elm street: the dream child
Kids... always a disappointment.
9945 Kids!  Always a disappointment.
9831 See a family resemblance?

mrs brown
You tell *Her Majesty* that if her husband were here he'd tell her to get out of the house and get some air into her lungs.
543840 Well, you tell Her Majesty from me, if her husband was here now, he'd have had her out of that house and getting some air in her.  What the hell's the point in me being here otherwise?!
544209 Having considered my position here at court, I have come to the conclusion that it is in the best interest of Your Majesty that I should resign.

mrs brown
No one should think themselves wiser than me!
544107 No-one should think themselves wiser than me!  It is not for any of the Queen's subjects to presume to tell Her Majesty when and where She should come out of mourning.  It is the Queen's sorrow that keeps her secluded!  It is Her overwhelming amount of work and responsibility, work which She feels will soon wear her out entirely!
544110 I will not give him up to them.

you can count on me
Yeah, this is the haute cuisine of garments.
890260 Yeah, this is the haute cuisine of garments.
890254 I'm glad to see you too, Sammy.

the pianist
Majorek, this is the greatest pianist in Poland, maybe the whole world.
601600 Majorek, this is the greatest pianist in Poland, maybe in the whole world. Wladyslaw Szpilman. Meet Majorek.
601592 The moment Hitler invaded Russia, I knew we'd be all right.

the pianist
Well, to tell you the truth, I thought it would be worse.
601545 To tell you the truth, I thought it would be worse.
601509 The width of the arms of the Star must be one centimetre.

magnolia
Why are frogs falling from the sky?
498570 There are frogs falling from the sky.
498546 I don't think, he can't...

magnolia
I'll tell you the greatest regret of my life: I let my love go.
498316 Now I'll die and I'll tell you: what? The biggest regret of my life: I let my love go.....
498315 And I didn't treat her and the goddamn regret...THE GODDAMN REGRET...and I'll die...

magnolia
Let's make some fuckin' money, folks.
497756 Let's make some fuckin' money, folks.
497748 Don't be real agressive, just subtely abusive.

silence of the lambs
There are three major centers for transsexual surgery - Johns Hopkins, University of Minnesota, and Columbus Medical Center.
694521 There are three major centers for transsexual surgery: Johns Hopkins, the University of Minnesota, and Columbus Medical center. I wouldn't be surprised if Billy has applied for sex reassignment at one or all of them, and been rejected.
694505 You're so close to the way you're going to catch him - do you realize that?

silence of the lambs
Good evening, Clarice.
694630 Good afternoon, Clarice.
694600 Oh, and Senator...?

silence of the lambs
Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?
694877 Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming...?
694688 Then why not take your case file?

silence of the lambs
Ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry.
694702 I'm ready when you are, Officer Pembry.
694799 Billy wants to change, too, Clarice.

silence of the lambs
People will say we're in love.
694634 People will say we're in love. Pity you tried to fool me, isn't it? Pity for poor Catherine. Tick-tock...
694645 Do we seek out things to covet?

silence of the lambs
I graduated from UVa, Captain; it's not exactly a charm school.
694163 I graduated magna from UVA, Doctor. It's not a charm school.
694849 Mr. Gordon, did you take over this place after Mrs. Lippman died?

silence of the lambs
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!
694303 I don't know. Is it?
694297 Next time I'll have to check.

milk
You replaced Scott with a lesbian?
529398 You replaced Scott with a lesbian?
529367 They'll burn the joint down.

twins
I got another six hours to pay the money back and tell the Klane brothers that harassing a man who's already in the slammer is beneath even them.
837080 -- Whoa. I still got another six hours to pay the money back. You tell those crummy Klane brothers that harassing a man when he's already in the slammer is beneath even them --
837394 Okay, okay -- look, you can't tell anybody this -- not even your sister -- but I'm onto something so huge it gives me a rash just thinking about it.

twins
The pavement was his enemy.
837033 I did nothing, the pavement was his enemy.
837035 Get him to a hospital.

twins
If you're lying to me, I'll be back!
837497 If you're lying to me. I'll be back.
837505 We're different parts of a lot of different people.

twins
I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.
837154 I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.
837217 As a matter of fact, a small tropical island, in the South Pacific, about 300 nautical miles south-southwest of Fiji.

the king's speech
Waiting for me to... commence a conversation, one can wait rather a long wait.
445796 I admit if one waits for me to start a conversation one can wait a rather long time.
446779 That shall be to you better than light, and safer than a known way.

point break
Speak into the microphone, squid brain!
611710 Speak into the microphone.
611691 Have you seen a little dog?

point break
Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
611881 Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true. You project strength to avoid conflict.
611880 If you project weakness, you draw aggression... that's how people get hurt.

point break
Welcome to Sea World, Kid.
611388 Welcome to Sea World, kid.
611398 Twenty-seven banks in three years.

point break
You gonna jump or jerk off?
611843 We gonna jump or jerk off?
611837 So, who... uh, who packed my chute?

love & basketball
I've been in love with you since I was eleven, and the shit won't go away.
494968 What I'm trying to say is, I've loved you since I was eleven and the shit won't go away.
494880 I remember when I was eight years old, you spent like four hours cooking up this fancy meal.

love & basketball
All's fair in love and basketball.
494490 All's fair in love and basketball. Strip.
494561 Coach has us on eleven o'clock curfew.

charade
I can't stand these things... it's like drinking coffee through a veil.
167559 I hate these things -- it's like drinking coffee through a veil.
167543 Mr. Bartholomew -- maybe you'd better tell me what this thing's all about.

charade
Heroin, peppermint-flavored heroin.
168017 Heroin -- peppermint-flavored heroin.
168019 Go to bed.

charade
It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat!
167074 It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat!
167068 When you start to eat like this something is the matter.

charade
Do you know what these things cost over here?
167563 Have you any idea what these things cost over here?
167572 It was our money and we want it back.

the good girl
You're a hooker, you hooker.
332262 You're a hooker, you hooker.
332225 Good luck on your important thing.

war of the worlds
When it's ready, my body will just push it out.
858862 No, it won't. When it's ready, my body will just push it out.
858869 I kept one of their menus last time we were here.

war of the worlds
We're leaving this house in 60 seconds.
858969 We're leaving this house in 60 seconds.
858981 Shh, Shh, I can't tell you now.

war of the worlds
Take care of our kids.
858824 Take care of our kids.
858800 You're out of milk.

war of the worlds
Look at the goddamned birds!
859368 LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN BIRDS!!!
859367 Rachel, I'm not sure.

forrest gump
You guys get that pig unfucked and get it on the tree line!
289499 Goddammit, Mac! Get that pig unfucked and get it in the treeline!
289534 I didn't ask you to pull me out of there, goddamn you!

forrest gump
I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.
289667 Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.
289680 ...which must be out west somewhere, 'cause she made it all the way to California.

forrest gump
When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.
289838 Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flex- O-Ping-Pong Paddle." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat.
289746 I made me a promise to Bubba in Vietnam, that as soon as the war was over, we'd go in partners.

forrest gump
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
289942 Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
289949 And, well, we was like family... Jenny and me.

forrest gump
He should not be hitting you, Jenny.
289665 He should not be hitting you, Jenny.
289685 I didn't want it to end.

forrest gump
And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doin it so much, I cut that grass for free.
289932 And 'cause I was godzillionaire and I liked doing it so much. I cut that grass for free.
290023 ...wondering if I could come down to Savannah to see her, and that's what I'm doing here.

forrest gump
I never thanked you for saving my life.
289891 Forrest, I never thanked you for saving my life.
289866 Well, maybe you should just pray for shrimp.

forrest gump
Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.
289076 Momma always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.
289097 Anyway, I guess you could say me and Momma was on our own.

forrest gump
That's all I have to say about that.
289554 That's all I have to say about that.
289575 Even Lieutenant Dan would come and watch me play.

transformers the movie
Unicron, my master... with this, I shall make you my slave.
825016 Unicron, my "master," with this I shall make you my slave!
824816 And soon we shall say the same of that infernal Unicron.

transformers the movie
We've got to get a new travel agent.
824594 We've got to save Prime! Punching...
824832 Don't worry, I'm not coming after you.

transformers the movie
We can't hold out forever Kup, but we *can* give them one *humongous* repair bill.
824954 We can't hold out forever, but we can give them one whopper of a repair bill.
825079 Then we've got to trust in ourselves, and no matter what they odds, destroy Unicron.

transformers the movie
Why settle for a peek, Daniel, when you can see everything from "Lookout Mountain"?
824484 Why settle for a peek when you can see everything from Lookout Mountain?
824534 I don't have to explain my so called violation to you or anyone...

transformers the movie
Come on down Autobrat!
824505 Come on down, Autobrat!
824656 I should run things.

transformers the movie
And these... shall be your minions.
824681 And these shall be your minions...
824677 Proceed on your way to oblivion.

transformers the movie
Me, Grimlock, want to munch metal.
824956 Me Grimlock want to munch metal! Slag barrels into Sharkticons, making a quick shishkebob out of them, while...
825044 Maybe they make me king, too!

transformers the movie
I'll rip out your optics!
824604 I'll rip out your optics! Optimus grabs Megatron's clawed hand in one of his hands, twists it in see-sawing test of strength which... Optimus wins in a judo toss which sends Megatron - - skidding face first through steel rubble, in a shower of sparks until he crashes into the side of the city.
824670 And the Matrix died with him.

collateral
Well, that was brilliant...
186067 Well. That was brilliant.
186062 Slow the hell down!

collateral
Take comfort in knowing you never had a choice.
185874 Out of options, Max. Take comfort in knowing you never had a choice.
185862 And you're not going to screw that up.

collateral
Since when is LAPD working for the Feebs?
185623 Since when is the LAPD working for the Feeb? Besides, Ramone flew out a window. My C.I. flew out a window, he's got Felix's handprints on his ass. Yes? That makes it ours.
185817 Both of whom were in the exotic-substances business...

collateral
Only thing that didn't show up is the Polish cavalry.
186014 What a clusterfuck. Only thing didn't show up was the Polish cavalry.
186015 You don't wanna talk, tell me to fuck off...

collateral
If you open that trunk, they go inside.
185535 You open that trunk, they go inside.
185533 I'm just a half mile from here.

collateral
Definitely not from around here.
185419 Definitely not from around here.
185424 I think he's dead.

reservoir dogs
All right ramblers, let's get rambling!
642885 Okay ramblers, let's get to rambling. Wait a minute, who didn't throw in?
642844 I'll take care of the check.

reservoir dogs
Larry, stop pointin' that fuckin' gun at my Dad!
643467 Stop pointing your fuckin gun at daddy!
643443 Mr. Orange, why don't you tell me what really happened?

schindler's list
So the man can turn out a hinge in less than a minute, why the long story?
668569 The guy can turn out a hinge in less than a minute? Why the long story?
668594 That's what I ask and that's what I care about, get out of my office.

schindler's list
Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy.
668826 Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired... I'll be very unhappy.
668779 If you shoot without thinking, you go to prison and I get paid, that's how it works.

office space
I'm gonna... set the building on fire.
580379 Ok. I'll set the building on fire.
580772 It's been mine for a very long time.

office space
You know, corporate accounting is sure as hell gonna notice $305,326.13, Michael!
580676 Corporate accounting is sure as hell going to notice 305, 3 26.13!! Michael!!
580651 Well, I didn't think you would sleep with a guy like Lumbergh!

office space
That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America!
580541 That's what I'm talking about! I'm talking about America!!
580518 So Bill Lumbergh's stock will go up a quarter of a point.

office space
What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?
580743 What am I going to do with forty subscriptions to Vibe ?
580760 I'm going to take the blame for it, I decided.

a clockwork orange
Pick that up and put it down properly!
6021 Pick that up and put it down properly. Alex does so, and continues to empty his pockets.
6022 One bunch of keys on white metal ring.

a clockwork orange
Are you now, or have you ever been a homosexual?
6057 Are you now, or ever have been, a homosexual?
6051 Have you ever had any attacks of fainting or dizziness?

a clockwork orange
Shut your filthy hole, you scum!
6157 Shut your filthy hole, you scum!!!
6162 Don't read it - sign it!

fatal instinct
You stay away from my wife, my life, my home, and my skunk!
279018 Stay away from my life, my wife, my home and my pets! I'm taking Lana on a vacation and when I come back, I don't ever want to see your face again!
279006 I know it's been a tough ordeal... with the trial and everything.

cradle 2 the grave
What are you, some kind of kung fu James Bond?
194852 What, you some kinda Asian James Bond?
194854 And even governments don't go to war with him.

nuovo cinema paradiso
Progress always comes late.
573184 Progress! It always arrives too late!
573197 Chaplin's Modern Times!

american pie
I believe "shaved" is the expression.
47295 So, "shaved" is the expression?
47287 I do like your dirty magazines.

american pie
God... let this be it.
47242 Please, God. Let this be it.
47254 You mean like, strip strip?

american pie
Now, do you know what a clitoris is?
46996 Do you know about the clitoris?
46998 Sometimes it can be pretty hard to locate.

american pie
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
47563 Oh! And then this one time? At band camp? I stuck a flute in my pussy.
47538 We were playing this game, I don't know if you know it?

legend
Neither country proverb nor King's command could keep me from the woods, today.
470105 Neither country provebs nor king's command can keep me out of the woods today.
470641 No doubt they're as foul as the stuff you set on your table....

jurassic park
Mr. Hammond, the phones are working.
439064 Mr. Hammond is dying to see you guys.
439063 There's the Visitor's Center.

kids
Now get in my way, BITCH!
443685 Now get in my way! Bitch.
443684 Suck my dick, Suck my dick.

kids
Jesus Christ, what happened?
443914 Jesus Christ. What happened?
443912 Don't worry Jennie.

synecdoche, new york
I don't think you should tell her she doesn't have blood...
768473 Well, I don't think you should tell her she doesn't have blood.
768498 It's too late in the game to be having these problems, David.

synecdoche, new york
Glad to be weirdly close.
769294 Glad to be weirdly close. Millicent and Caden study each other.
769556 A minister addresses the mourners.

synecdoche, new york
I don't know what I'm doing.
768925 I don't know what I'm doing.
768933 Well, we'll build it over time together.

metro
My eyes still hurt from reading that movie.
525153 Damn, my eyes are tired from reading that movie.
525171 Ronnie, come on baby, we gotta go.

casino
When it looked like they could get twenty-five years to life in prison just for skimming a casino, sick or no fuckin' sick you knew people were going to get clipped.
160818 ...to life in prison, just for skimmin' a casino... sick or no fuckin' sick, you knew people were gonna get clipped. So, the day of the arraignment, they had this meeting right in the back of the court-house.
158447 Now, that suitcase was goin' straight to one place: right to Kansas City ...which was as close to Las Vegas as the Midwest bosses could go without gettin' themselves arrested.

casino
What are you staring at you bald-headed Jew prick?
160097 What are you starin' at, you bald- headed Jew prick?!
160184 And listen, don't do anything else crazy, okay?

casino
Take this stiff and pound it up your fucking ass!
160084 Take this stiff and pound it up your fuckin' ass! Hit me again.
160088 Look at this, twenty fuckin' paints in a row.

casino
For Nicky, Las Vegas was the fucking wild west.
159257 For Nicky, Las Vegas was the fuckin' Wild West.
159256 Nobody out there was expecting a guy like him.

casino
Tell that fuckin' Pepe if he's switching stones on us, he'd better take a fucking camel back to Nigeria.
159228 Tell that fuckin' Pepe if he's switching stones on us, he'd better take a fuckin' camel -
159214 I want to go in the restaurant which happens to be in the casino... to get one of those sandwiches I like?

casino
Now, on top of everything else, I gotta make sure no one fucks around with the Golden Jew.
158553 So, now, on top of everything else, I gotta make sure that nobody fucks around with the Golden Jew.
158487 I mean, he was already in Vegas a couple of years and he had the fuckin' place clocked.

casino
I want you to exit this guy off the premises, I want you to exit him off his feet and I want you to use his head to open the fucking door.
159074 I want you to exit this guy off the premises, and I want you to exit him off his feet and use his head to open the fuckin' door.
159207 Nicky managed to get himself banned from every casino in Las Vegas, and from then on, I couldn't be seen talkin' to him anywhere in Vegas, or even near it.

casino
If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.
159785 If a guy fuckin' tripped over a fuckin' banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.
159602 ...put Artie Piscano, the underboss of KC, in charge of making sure nobody skimmed the skim.

casino
Peek-a-boo, you fucks, you!
159807 Peekaboo, you fucks, you.
159806 I know one thing.

casino
How the fuck can you grin?
160078 How the fuck can you grin? How the fuck could you grin?
160057 What do I give a fuck?

casino
You fucking mo-mo, what's the matter with you?
159839 What's the matter with you?
159857 All right, take it easy now, take it easy.

casino
Take this one and stick it up your sister's ass!
160085 Take this one and stick it up your sister's ass! Hit me again.
160341 Boy, he really fucked himself up out here - - didn't he?

titanic
We are the luckiest sons of bitches in the world, you know that?
814198 We are the luckiest sons of bitches in the world!
814275 Which is why I'm not looking forward to jumping in after you.

titanic
So, you wanna go to a real party?
814511 Want to go to a real party?
814484 Well, right now my address is the RMS Titanic.

titanic
That's one of the good things about Paris: lots of girls willing to take their clothes off.
814396 Yup. That's one of the great things about Paris. Lots of girls willing take their clothes off.
814428 When it got cold, I decided to go to Paris and see what the real artists were doing.

titanic
I'm sorry that I didn't build you a stronger ship, young Rose.
815094 I'm sorry that I didn't build you a stronger ship, young Rose.
814232 Well, I may have knocked her together, but the idea was Mr. Ismay's.

titanic
I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.
815173 I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all this.
814598 They've got you in a glass jar like some butterfly, and you're goin' to die if you don't break out.

titanic
You shine up like a new penny.
814452 My, my, my... you shine up like a new penny.
814896 Ain't you boys ever rowed before?

titanic
The last thing I need is another picture of me looking like a porcelain doll.
814631 The last thing I need is another picture of me looking like a china doll. As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want.
814569 O hear us when we cry to thee for those in peril on the sea.

titanic
Rose is displeased... what to do?
814300 Rose is displeased. Mmm... what to do?
814291 You wanted to see the propellers?

titanic
I will do this with or without your help, sir, but without, it will take longer.
814904 No! I'll do this with or without your help, sir. But without will take longer.
814529 They live inside this little tiny champagne bubble... and someday the bubble's going to burst.

titanic
I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I always wanted to do it.
814456 I saw that in a nickelodean once, and I always wanted to do it.
814486 He died in the town he was born in, and never did see it.

titanic
You gonna cut her meat for her too there, Cal?
814237 So, you gonna cut her meat for her too there, Cal? Hey, who came up with the name Titanic? You, Bruce?
814407 Hello girls, I was hoping I'd catch you at tea.

jaws: the revenge
Come and get me, you son of a bitch!
429255 Come and get me, you son-of-a-bitch. Take me and leave my family alone....
429073 I'll be in to read you a story.

jaws: the revenge
If I go any faster this thing will turn into a flying Cuisinart and we'll all be diced into oblivion!
429253 Any faster and it'll turn into a flying Cuisinart and dice us into oblivion....
429372 Which means I have to go a lot of places to pay my debts and borrow money to keep it going....

star trek v: the final frontier
I've always known I'll die alone.
733512 I've always known... I'll die alone.
733519 What... Bones, what are we going to sing?

star trek v: the final frontier
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.
734080 Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons.
733864 I believe I have found a faster way.

star trek v: the final frontier
Why does God need a starship?
734005 What does God need with a starship?
733979 We'll play it your way.

existenz
Death to the demoness Allegra Geller!
268358 Death to the demoness Allegra Geller.
268344 Shall I clear all this away?

existenz
I suppose a smaller-caliber pistol would have to fire baby teeth.
268037 I suppose the smaller caliber pistols would have to fire baby teeth. The tooth fairy could go I into the arms business.
268005 As long as you have that, they know where you are.

the italian job
Hang on, lads; I've got a great idea.
422232 I know. I've got a date tonight.
422097 I'd like to check the cable modem first.

army of darkness
Oh, dear God, it's growing bigger!
68257 Dear God, it's growing bigger!
68331 The Batbook is pecking at his eyes!

army of darkness
Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.
68365 Keep you damn filthy bones outta my mouth. SNAP! He breaks the boney arm in two and runs away from the sea of limbs. A bone arm rips from the grave and reaches for the Book of the Dead but Ash scoops it up first. He leaps over another set of groping arms that rip from the ground!
68374 I'm through bein' their garbage boy.

army of darkness
Well aren't you the sweetest little thing?
68465 Why ain't you a sweet little thing? His boney digit caresses her lips.
68460 Then my lads, eternal life shall by ours!

the sweet hereafter
I did not have to go as far as I was prepared to go, but I was prepared to go all the way.
765358 Nothing. We made it to the hospital. I didn't have to go as far as I was prepared to. But I was prepared to go all the way.
765071 Now, of all these parents you've told me about whose kids were killed, who would you consider to be good upstanding neighbors?

the sweet hereafter
You'd make a good poker player, kid.
765701 You'd make a great poker player, kid.
765709 It was nice to see you again, Ally.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Damn you, Jack Sparrow...
605000 Damn you, Jack Spar-row!
604788 There are no survivors.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
I challenge Davy Jones!
604713 I challenge Davy Jones.
604716 An eternity of servitude.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
I want my jar of dirt!
604814 I want my jar of dirt.
604794 I am... captain of a ship.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
604792 My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
604441 I shall trade you the Compass, if you will help me... to find this.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.
604824 Guard the boat, mind the tide... Don't touch my dirt.
604751 Will strikes a deal for these and upholds it with honor.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Every man has a price he will willingly accept, even for what he hoped never to sell.
604704 So you see, Mercer, every man has a price he will willingly accept. Even for what he hopes never to sell.
604702 Your authority as governor, your influence in London, and your loyalty to the East India Trading Company.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
James Norrington, what has the world done to you?
604628 James Norrington. What has the world done to you?
604322 Why don't you tell me what's happening?

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
She's only a ship, mate.
604975 She's only a ship, mate.
604990 Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger...!

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Keep a weather eye on the horizon.
604285 Keep a weather eye on the horizon.
604236 The property you want that he possesses.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Still rooting for you, mate!
604884 Still rooting for you, mate!
604857 If you please: The key.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
Jack Sparrow... Our debt is settled.
604996 Jack Sparrow. Our debt is settled.
604791 Who told them of the key?

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
I could join the circus!
604830 I ?can/?may join the circus!
604816 You're pulling too slow.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
How do you know of the key?
604719 How do you know of the key?
604787 You need time alone with your thoughts.

pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest
It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!
604351 It's the Bible. You get credit for trying.
604349 We gotta take care of our immortal souls.

the seventh victim
You're not a tipsomaniac at your age?
793997 You're not a dipsomaniac at your age?
794031 You know that I can't tell you.

the seventh victim
I feel like an idiot fainting in a stranger's office.
793903 I feel like an idiot  fainting in a stranger's office.
793844 Once you'd seen my sister you'd never forget her.

the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension
I don't give a flying handshake what your name is.
776813 I don't give a flying handshake what it is! Where's my bomber?
776348 Which is not a helluva lot to sink your teeth into.

star wars
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
735539 In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
735543 You have taken your first step into a larger world.

star wars
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
735679 Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
735342 Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

star wars
I have a very bad feeling about this.
735575 I have a very bad feeling about this.
735564 It sure is leaving in a big hurry.

star wars
That malfunctioning little twirp, this is all his fault.
735134 That malfunctioning little twerp. This is all his fault! He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better.
735129 What makes you think there are settlements over there?

star wars
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
735089 Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease! Now come out before somebody sees you.
735203 I'm only a droid and not very knowledgeable about such things.

star wars
Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!
736065 Great shot, kid. That was one in a million.
736062 Now let's blow this thing and go home!

star wars
And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base...
735375 And, now Your Highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel base.
735120 Send a distress signal and then inform the senate that all aboard were killed!

star wars
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
735528 Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
735621 Well, anything would be better than just hanging around waiting for him to pick us up...

star wars
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
735218 Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
735844 There are still two more of them out there!

star wars
If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.
735204 Well, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.
735235 Oh, yeah, well, I guess you're too small to run away on me if I take this off!

star wars
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
735756 One thing's for sure. We're all going to be a lot thinner!  Get on top of it!
735671 We've got to find out which cell this princess of yours is in.

star wars
The Force is strong with this one.
736048 The Force is strong with this one!
735122 Send a detachment down to retrieve them.

star wars
There'll be no escape for the princess this time.
735072 There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
735226 I think she was a passenger on our last voyage.

star wars
Where are you taking this... thing?
735665 Where are you taking this... thing?
735667 I'll have to clear it.

star wars
Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them.
735535 Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
735566 It'd be as well to let it go.

star wars
I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...
735593 I sense something... a presence I haven't felt since...
735114 Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies.

confidence
Jake  So, I'm dead...
187729 So I'm dead...
188865 But what do I care?

the postman
Don't make me use this.
612486 Don't make me use this.
612479 What's that supposed to mean?

the postman
I was at the Battle of Georgetown; I watched the White House burn to the ground!
612459 I was at the Battle of Georgetown. I watched the White House burn to the ground. Don't try to sell me on any restored U.S...
612092 You have been born again as soldiers in the army of the United Clans of Holn.

the postman
Tell me something: how much mail can a dead Postman deliver?
612727 Tell me something, Ford. How much mail can a dead postman deliver? It's over.
612719 If he could've that's what he would have said.

the postman
This is your daughter... her name is Hope.
612907 Your daughter. Her name is Hope.
612835 So you can take us to St. Rose.

the postman
It's gotta be the uniform.
612295 It's got to be the uniform.
612300 I'll have to think about it.

the postman
Wouldn't it be great if wars could be fought just by the assholes who started them?
612865 Wouldn't it be great if wars could be fought just by the assholes who started them? We could settle this thing right here. You and me.
612108 I don't mean any disrespect, sir, but you'd be better off just letting me go.

the green mile
Percy met your mouse.
340819 Percy met your mouse.
340933 Put these clothes on!

the green mile
I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.
341237 I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.
341277 You're going to have a few hours of quiet time now, so you can reflect on what you did to Del.

the green mile
Seeing a man die isn't enough for you, you gotta be close enough to smell his nuts cook?
340891 What's with you? Seeing a man die isn't enough? You gotta be close enough to smell his nuts cook?
341382 Nothing's hurt so far but your pride...and nobody need ever know about that except the people in this room.

the green mile
I guess sometimes the past just catches up with you, whether you want it to or not.
340675 I guess sometimes the past just catches up with you, whether you want it to or not. It's silly.
340749 If it's something they can see with an X-ray, maybe it's something they can fix.

the green mile
We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so long.
341552 We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile is so long...
341132 I put you out front for Del, you put in your transfer to Briar Ridge the very next day.

the green mile
Wipe your face before you get up Dean.
341487 Wipe you face before you stand up, Dean.
341470 John, I should have that just for now.

the green mile
I let Harry take those chains off you... you gonna be nice?
340711 If I let Harry take those chains off you, you gonna be nice?
340719 If you behave, you get to walk in the exercise yard every day.

mumford
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a psychologist.
545411 The secret, Skip, is this -- I am not now, nor have I ever been... a psychologist.
545422 Even if it's just banging its head against a rock.

mumford
She kept yammering all the time, but her hips were doing all the talking.
544988 She kept yammerin' the whole time, but her hips were doing all the talking...
545759 I agree with you that you don't know what you're talking about.

mumford
I may be young, but Doc, I can tell you that I'm very immature.
545576 I may be young, but Doc can tell you, I'm very immature.
545399 The world has never seen what I'm talking about... except maybe in the movies.

mumford
You actually address yourself by name in your thoughts?
545336 You actually address yourself by name in your thoughts? So you really think having two opposing ideas in your head does some kind of damage?
545328 I don't know if I mentioned the headaches.

mumford
Are you positive your mother's a bitch?
545306 Okay then... Are you positive your mother's a bitch? Just kidding.
545284 It's nice to meet you, Mrs. Cook.

mumford
I wish I could live in the shower.
545490 I wish I could live in the shower. I'd take five a day if I had the time. I went to this spa in Germany, a sanitarium practically, up on this mountain. And the great thing -- they just kept you wet all day.
545494 I know it starts with a birth certificate...

hard to kill
How does it feel to know you're about to die?
358394 How does it feel to know you're about to die?
358304 We need that film and we don't need any bullshit --

the fifth element
Father, are you sure she's a supreme being?
281780 Father. You sure she's the Supreme Being?
281770 Father, will you please explain what's going on?

the fifth element
Finger's gonna kill me.
281736 Finger's gonna kill me.
281735 I'm late as it is...

antitrust
We don't take anything seriously, unless it's on a hard drive.
62015 You guys don't take anything seriously do you? That's not on a hard drive?
62013 They found the weapon with Teddy's blood on it and their fingerprints.

the night of the hunter
It's a hard world for little things.
791508 It's a hard world for little things.
791505 Bring them all down here to the kitchen.

the night of the hunter
Salvation is a last-minute business, boy.
790543 Salvation is a last-minute business, boy.
790650 No, Brother; I resigned only yesterday.

the night of the hunter
Child... You were looking for love, Ruby, in the only foolish way you knew how.
791431 You was lookin' for love, Ruby, the only foolish way you knowed how.
791432 Ruby, I lost the love of my son -- I've found it with you all.

the night of the hunter
Women are such durn fools.
791506 Women is such fools!
791512 I might tell a story.

the night of the hunter
They abide, and they endure.
791648 They abide and they endure.
791554 Mind where you shoot, boys!

the night of the hunter
She'll be losing her mind to a tricky mouth and a full moon, and like as not, I'll be saddled with the consequences.
791337 Looky there.  She'll be losin' her mind to a tricky mouth and a full moon, and like as not I'll be saddled with the consequences.
791622 Whenever they do it's never nothing I want but something to show me how fancy and smart they've come up in the world.

the night of the hunter
The boy's as stubborn and as mulish as a sheep.
790914 That boy's as stubborn and mulish as a sheep!
790920 It's my burden and I'm proud of it, Icey.

the night of the hunter
Man of my age needs a little snort in the morning, heat the boilers.
790629 Man o' my years needs a little snort to get his boiler heated of a morning.
790630 This mornin' I was talkin' to this stranger up at the boardinghouse.

the replacements
They've been shaking their ass for two minutes!
641553 Actually, less than two minutes. I was a rookie third round pick in '93. We were playing Atlanta in the home opener. Near the end of the first quarter, they sent me in, I took a screen pass over the middle and got hit by both linebackers. Simultaneously. One a
641555 There are some days when I actually love it.

white christmas
You didn't expect me to come down in my bathrobe, did you?
867400 Well, I couldn't come down in my bathrobe.
867063 Apparently there must be a lot about show business I don't understand.

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
If your only faith is science, doctor, it may be you that's laid to rest.
10371 If your only faith is science, Doctor... it may be you that's laid to rest.
10361 Twisted, lost souls, the worst of the criminally insane, were locked away in here like animals.

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
Phillip, wake up... Have a nice stroll, asshole.
10165 Have a nice stroll, asshole.
10197 NOBODY'S GONNA PUT ME TO SLEEP!

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
Let's snuff the sucka.
10509 Let's snuff the fucker.
10536 You sure as shit did!

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors
You stupid bitch, you're killing us... YOU'RE KILLING US.
10387 YOU STUPID BITCH!  YOU'RE KILLING US! KILLING US!
10095 After a while, I thought I'd imagined the whole thing.

slumdog millionaire
My enemy's enemy is a friend.
703146 My enemy's enemy is my friend, no? So, come in, friend.
703339 Why do you always watch that shit?

slumdog millionaire
When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer.
703179 When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer.
703224 I have to wade through a metre of water every morning.

slumdog millionaire
I thought we'd be together only in death.
703558 I thought we would meet again only in death.
703331 I sleep in a bed, not on the street.

slumdog millionaire
The guide book was written by a bunch of lazy good-for-nothing Indian beggars!
702946 With respect, Madam, the guide book is written by a bunch of lazy, good-for-nothing, Indian beggars.
702961 This is the biggest dhobi ghat in the whole of India, Mister David.

groundhog day
Don't mess with me, Porkchop.
345440 Don't mess with me, pork chop. What day is this?
345438 Didn't we do this yesterday?

groundhog day
Did he actually call himself "the talent"?
345308 Did he actually call himself "the talent?" Larry snorts and continues unloading their gear.
345359 You put 'em on TV and - bam!

dogma
All lines are currently down.
234129 All lines are currently down.
234120 You may proceed, mon ami'.

dogma
Consequences schmonsequences.
234504 Consequences, schmonsequences.
234516 Wait, man!

dogma
You gotta be kidding me.
233818 You've gotta be kidding me.
233837 Are you both from around here?

dogma
Good Lord, the little stoner's got a point.
234637 Good Lord - he's got a point.
234620 We've had our people looking everywhere for Him.

dogma
I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.
233882 I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked up bar. What about sex?
233874 ...and now you're telling me that I'm supposed to take you somewhere, and you don't even know where it is?

dogma
Your hard-on for smiting has prevented us from negotiating what should be the relatively simple matter of catching or staying on a bus.
234345 It's your suggestions that prevent us from negotiating what should be a simple matter of catching or staying on a bus!
234447 And even though it was years ago, there's not a day that goes by that I don't wonder what went wrong.

dogma
Glick's the kind of asshole that would bless his own clubs for a better game.
234794 And Glick's the kind of asshole that would bless his own clubs for a better game. And the sink...?
234640 Well, mine is a heritage Divine... and I wouldn't want to let down the family.

dogma
That's what you get, Mother fucker!
234603 Now who's this mother fucker?
234549 He had the knife at your throat.

dogma
So, Jay tells us you're gonna sleep with him.
234417 Jay tells us you're going to sleep with him.
234522 If that's the case, then chick with him must be...

analyze this
I am redefining weird on an hourly basis.
56370 I'm redefining 'weird' on an hourly basis. What were you thinking about when you started feeling anxious?
56364 I lied to her last night, now this.

analyze this
You know normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of Scotch during a session.
56432 You know, normally a patient wouldn't smoke or drink during a session.
56460 The young boy wants to replace his father so he can totally possess his mother.

analyze this
Hey, why don't you look over that way before I bust you in your fuckin' head.
56523 Why don't you look over that way before I have to bust your fuckin' head open?
57066 You gonna stab me in the back like the piece of shit I always knew you were?

analyze this
Dad has a patient who thinks he shits trout.
56064 Dad has a patient who dreams he shits trout.
56023 Are you going to read Grandpa's new book?

the mummy
Stupid superstitious bastard.
546383 Stupid superstitious bastard.
546366 Curse my ass.

the mummy
Time to close the door.
546025 Don't you close that door! DON'T YOU
546081 So who's the broad?

the mummy
We are in serious trouble.
546502 We are in serious trouble.
546538 Keep an eye on her.

the mummy
Death is only the beginning.
546714 Death is only the beginning.
546705 What's it look like!

the mummy
I only gamble with my life, never my money.
546171 I only gamble with my life, never my money.
546164 Like I told ya, all I saw was sand.

slither
Something's wrong with me.
702344 Something's wrong with me.
702348 How are my boys, Bill?

slither
Don't let them in your mouth!
702363 Don't let 'em in your mouths!
702336 Starla, get the hell out of here!

slither
Open the door, Jellybean
702408 Open the door, sweetie. I know we don't look so good, but your mommy and daddy love you.
702367 You got school tomorrow.

slither
Grant looks like a squid, don't know where he's gonna hide... Seaworld maybe.
702249 Dude's a half-squid. Ain't many places he can hide. Sea World, maybe.
702215 And Wally and me, we also saw him that night, with mud all over his slacks.

ace ventura pet detective
Your gun is digging into my hip.
15755 Your gun's digging into my hip. More kissing, the Ace stops.
15750 He broke out of a metal hospital.

ace ventura pet detective
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
15317 If I'm not back in five minutes call Lloyd Bridges.
15243 As soon as I find the white pigeon, you're paid!

ace ventura pet detective
Who let Dr. Dolittle in?
15532 Who let Dr. Doolittle in? Emilio steps in immediately.
15534 This is official police business.

ace ventura pet detective
Oh there is just one more thing Lieutenant...
15550 Oh, there is just one more thing, Lieutenant.  This man is Roger Podacter's neighbor. He lives across the hall. He said he heard a scream, is that right, sir? The neighbor nods. Ace turns to the apartment manager.
15540 May I tell you what I think happened?

fantastic four
Good thing you're flexible enough to watch your own back... 'cause I ain't doing it no more.
274871 Good thing you're flexible enough to watch your own back. 'Cause you're on your own now.
274433 This is gonna be kind of a shock... You remember when we said "together forever no matter what"?

fantastic four
I found a broken gasket from space.
275013 I found a broken gasket, from space --
274928 Victor, this isn't the way to --

fantastic four
You guys look like an '80s rock band!
274608 You look like an eighties rock band.
274610 I wouldn't be caught dead in that.

fantastic four
Yeah - I have that effect on people.
274858 Yeah, I have that effect on people.
274860 Oh, you remember my name do you?

fantastic four
Let's see if we can get blood from a stone.
274745 Let's see if we can get blood from a stone.
274727 We would have gone with The Rock, but it was taken.

blade
You may wake up one day and find yourself extinct.
115760 Careful, old fang. You might wake up one day and find yourself extinct.
115851 I'm interested in the antigens here, the agglutination reaction --

blade
Wander off the beaten path, Doctor.
115765 Wandered off the beaten path, Doctor?
115761 I had to increase the dose.

blade
You know, my mother used to say: A cold heart is a dead heart.
116013 My mother used to say that a cold heart is a dead heart.
115989 I've seen vampire blood, you don't have it running through your veins.

entrapment
Well, this looks like the end of a terrible friendship.
260042 It does sound like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
260023 All right, let's say we're in the door.

true romance
If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
831466 I know that Richard. I don't think I'll need it. But something this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not to need it than to need a gun and not to have it.
831245 But, he's a good cop with a wife and a kid, so he sat on it for a year and a half until he found a guy he could trust.

true romance
I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang.
830686 Nigger, I eat everything. I eat pussy. I eat the butt. I eat every motherfuckin' thang.
830704 You touch Jayne Kennedy she'll have you ass in Wayne County so fast -

true romance
We now return to Bullit already in progress.
831296 We now return to "Bullit" already in progress.
831294 You were chillin', kind of creepy even.

the private life of sherlock holmes
From the sound of your footsteps, I gathered that you were not in a particularly amiable mood.
617059 From the sound of your footsteps, I gathered that you were not in a particularly amiable mood.
617161 Watson, this is a very small flat -- we don't want to clutter it up with women...

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Sorry, I'm just... trying to be nice.
264167 Sorry. I was just trying to be nice.
264180 See, I wouldn't think that about you.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice, right now.
264199 My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice. Right now, anyway. I can't tell from one moment to the next what I'm going to like. But right now I'm glad you said, "that's okay" to me. That was nice of you.
264185 I just don't think "nice" is a particularly interesting thing to be.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here, that way you won't be confused by their unexplainable presence in your home.
264376 We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here. That way you won't be confused later by their unexplainable presence in your home.
264403 So we'll need you to go home and bring in everything you ever received from Clementine and anything that might remind you of her...

all the king's men
It could have been - whole world - Willie Stark.
36165 It could have been the whole world, Willie Stark. The whole world... Willie Stark. Why did he do it to me... Willie Stark? Why?
36060 You know, Judge, dirt's a funny thing.

all the king's men
You throw money around like it was money.
35524 You throw money around like it was money.
35564 He swept the old gang out of office.

halloween
Well, kiddo, I thought you outgrew superstition.
347631 Well, kiddo, I thought you outgrew superstition.
347604 I'M baby sitting for the Doyles.

halloween
It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare.
347629 Well, it's Halloween. I guess everybody's entitled to a good scare.
347856 More fancy talk... You want to know what Haddonfield is?

halloween
Michael, take that thing off.
347477 Take off that thing.
347479 Will you call me tomorrow?

fast times at ridgemont high
I think I just came... didn't you feel it?
278006 I think I came. Didn't you feel it?
277991 Because Mark really likes you, and he's my friend.

fast times at ridgemont high
You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.
277552 You... are a wuss. Part wimp. Part pussy.
277569 You start from the second you walk into biology.

fast times at ridgemont high
Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
277707 I hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold.
277689 Well, that's not the way it works, really.

fast times at ridgemont high
This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
277440 This is U.S. History, right? I saw the globe in the window.
277709 You gotta dollar -- You're a friend of mine!

confessions of a dangerous mind
I'm not killing people... my future's in television.
187002 I can't kill people. My future is in television.
186981 So what's this money deal you were talking about?

confessions of a dangerous mind
Life was sweet... For a minute.
186843 Life was sweet. For a minute.
186839 Head of network sales at thirty.

the man who wasn't there
What kind of a man are you?
507337 ...What kind of man are you?
507345 Yeah, well, you already know the story.

the man who wasn't there
My wife and I have not performed the sex act in many years.
507651 My wife and I had not... performed the sex act in many years.
507621 I was a ghost; I didn't see anyone; no one saw me...

the man who wasn't there
I'm all shot to hell.
507348 ...I'm all shot to hell.
507349 ...What kind of man are you?

the man who wasn't there
Sooner or later everyone needs a haircut.
507539 Sooner or later everyone needs a haircut...
507537 How could I have been so stupid?

scarface
Another Quaalude, and she'll be mine again.
667109 Let her go! ..Another guaalude and she'll lpve me again.
667097 I gotta fucking junkie for a wife?

scarface
Every dog has his day.
666864 ...Every dog has his day.
666866 Yeah, so did you, Bernstein.

how to train your dragon
Thank you, for summing that up
390289 Thank you, for summing that up. They reach the doorway.
390291 And straight out the back door.

how to train your dragon
Everything we know about you guys is wrong.
390599 Everything we know about you guys is wrong.
390557 Wow, he's better than you ever were.

how to train your dragon
Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now...
390531 Chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now...
390521 Prefers ambush attack, crushing its victims in its...

alien resurrection
You are... a beautiful, beautiful, butterfly.
30760 Beautiful.... beautiful butterfly...
30147 I've been monitoring their interaction.

alien resurrection
She is severely fuckable, ain't she?
30113 She is severely fuckable, isn't she? - And the very devil with a socket wrench.
30114 She is curious about this little transaction.

legally blonde
Do you think she woke up one morning and said: I think I'll go to law school today.
469474 You think she just woke up one morning and said, "I think I'll go to law school today!"?
469524 We're defending Brooke Windham, whose very wealthy husband was found shot to death in their Beacon Hill mansion.

airplane
Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
24053 Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
24087 Elaine, find out what the two sick people had for dinner.

lake placid
I'm a civilian, not a trout - you have no authority over me whatsoever.
460519 I'm a civilian! You don't have any authority--
460503 And even if you were on target, a bullet might not penetrate his hide.

lake placid
We, uh, trapped him with our chopper.
460669 We trapped him with our chopper.
460608 That it's about to go wrong.

lord of war
You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology.
488659 You can fight a lot of enemies and survive but if you fight your biology you always lose.
488638 Why don't you take my oil and I'll fucking pay you?

lord of war
The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise.
488213 The first and most important rule of gunrunning is never get shot with your own merchandise.
488183 At least when they say they're going to have a war, they keep their word.

lord of war
The second rule of gun-running is always ensure you have a foolproof way of getting paid.
488214 The second rule is always ensure you have a foolproof way to get paid. Credit card, check, cash. Preferably in advance, ideally to an off-shore account. It's why I choose my customers so carefully. Say what you like about warlords and dictators, they tend to have a highly developed sense of order. They always pay their bills on time.
488251 They are consuming small arms and ammunition and the cash register is well and truly ringing.

bull durham
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.
151803 I have been known, on occasion, to howl at the moon. D'you understand that?
151792 Twenty-five hits a year in 500 at bats is 50 points.

next friday
Negro, what the hell you doing to my woman?
560363 Negro, what the hell you doing to my woman?
560289 That's why I'm the king around here.

the breakfast club
Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here.
141949 Yo waistoid...you're not gonna blaze up in here!
141872 How would I know, I mean he lies about everything anyway!

the breakfast club
Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.
141951 Chicks, cannot hold der smoke! That's what it is!
142145 When I signed up, you know, for the course I mean.

the breakfast club
Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
141636 I don't have it...screws fall out all of the time, the world's an imperfect place...
141524 What're we s'posed to do if we hafta take a piss?

the breakfast club
That man... is a brownie hound.
141517 That man...is a brownie hound...
141530 It makes it crawl back up!

the breakfast club
Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
141878 I don't...being bad feels pretty good, huh?
141860 You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.

the breakfast club
You keep eating your hand and you're not gonna be hungry for lunch...
141518 You keep eating your hand and you're not gonna be hungry for lunch...
142142 I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.

the breakfast club
Hey, homeboy, what do you say we close that door, we'll get the prom queen impregnated.
141534 ...why don't you go close that door. We'll get the prom queen-- impregnated!
141598 I have such a deep admiration for guys that roll around on the floor with other guys!

the breakfast club
You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you.
141884 You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you!
141864 It's all part of your image, I don't believe a word of it.

the breakfast club
Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.
141741 Oh...obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl!
141700 You like your old man better than your mom?

the breakfast club
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
141515 Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
142183 You know what I got for Christmas this year?

the breakfast club
You're kind of sexy when you're angry.
141532 You're pretty sexy when you get angry...grrr!
142148 I take shop...you must be a fuckin' idiot!

killing zoe
Sometimes you just need the honesty and security of a whore.
445145 Sometimes you just need honesty...and security.
445208 Because I can get into this vault in half an hour.

thunderheart
Come on up and watch TV.
809112 Come inside. Watch TV.
809259 That's what I am told.

thunderheart
Well, well, well, the Washington Redskin.
809006 Are you the Washington Redskin?
809307 But I tell you what, Suit.

the prophecy
Never trust a fucking angel.
619695 Never trust a fucking angel.
619710 Why do you need me?

cable guy
Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
156109 Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
156107 I got her back for you.

cable guy
I asked my girlfriend to marry me and she asked me to move out.
155683 I miss her. I asked her to marry me, and she asked me to move out.
155707 If you're around you should drop by and check out the new apartment.

the bourne identity
I guess you're not home.
137623 I guess you're not home.
137619 You got me pretty fucking curious.

the bourne identity
He went out the window... why would someone do that?
137694 He went out the window -- why? -- why would someone do that?
137739 You stayed there five times in the past six months.

evil dead
I'm gonna break your face!
266500 I'm gonna check dinner.
266520 Why don't you wait until morning.

evil dead
We can't bury Shelly - S-She's a friend of ours.
266668 You...can't bury Shelly. She's a friend of ours isn't she?
266534 What the hell are you doing down here, jerkin' off?

pretty woman
Oops... slippery little suckers.
615541 Slippery little suckers...
615555 You're upset, huh?

the next three days
Do you think he'll ever kiss me again?
561048 You think he'll ever want to kiss me again?
561038 Great, because I haven't quite bankrupted us yet.

rush hour 2
I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit!
658306 I can't believe I flew ten-thousand miles for this shit.
658337 Now start practicing and don't make me come back here!

rush hour 2
I hate that fortune cookie shit.
658933 I hate that fortune cookie shit.
658946 He never begged for his life.

rush hour 2
All he wanted was some Mushu.
658431 All he wanted was some mu-shu.
658409 I can get to Ricky Tan.

rush hour 2
I'm gonna give you an L.A.P.D ass-whuppin'!
658434 I'm gonna solve this case myself. Taxi!
658424 No, don't do that, I had a big lunch.

rush hour 2
I think someone better call the police.
658245 Someone better call the police.
658764 Don't worry, the plates are safe.

gangs of new york
The appearance of law must be upheld, especially when it's being broken.
310031 Oh Jesus, no. The appearance of law must be upheld, especially while it's being broken.
310027 It's not the sort of responsibility the founding fathers might have recognized.

gangs of new york
I come for my due and proper.
310108 I've come for my due and proper, Shang.
310111 It's the young Vallon, is it?

a few good men
Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
7789 Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
7806 Santiago wasn't going anywhere, isn't that right, Colonel.

a few good men
Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.
7113 Please, spare me the psycho-babble father bullshit. Dawson and Downey'll have their day in court, but they'll have it with another lawyer.
7127 We'll work out of my apartment.

a few good men
So this is what a courtroom looks like.
7129 So this is what a courtroom looks like.
7115 Their fate was sealed the moment Santiago died.

a few good men
Maybe, if we work at it, we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.
7642 Maybe if we work at it we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.
7677 Thank you for playing "Should We or Should-We-Not Follow the Advice of the Galacticly Stupid".

a few good men
Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?
7101 What happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?
7102 Dawson's gonna go to jail just to spite me.

land of the dead
We do not negotiate with terrorists!
460963 We don't negotiate with terrorists. There are other options.
460965 Can I offer you a drink?

land of the dead
In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning.
460961 In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word `trouble' loses much of its meaning. He wants money.
460973 I could send five hundred men against that thing and they'd all come back in body bags.

land of the dead
What happened, Riley, did you get fucked?
460839 What happened, Riley. Didja get fucked?
460985 I like the iron I already got.

land of the dead
I don't usually need that many.
461231 I don't norm'lly need two shots, Riley.
461033 Gotta go get the keys, Riley.

mystery of the wax museum
OK, brother, then you can go to some nice warm place, and I don't mean California.
552169 All right, brother. Then you can go to some nice warm place, and I don't mean California.
552036 Listen, Jim -- and if you wisecrack while I'm talking I'll crown you with the inkwell.

mystery of the wax museum
I don't know WHAT he was, but he made Frankenstein look like a lily!
552222 I don't know what he was, but he made Frankenstein look like a lily!
552167 Now, look, I want you to drive me around the corner and wait for me.

conspiracy theory
The Vietnam War was fought over a bet that Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onassis.
188903 You know, Flip, Vietnam War was fought because of a bet Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onasis.
189643 Don't know, but he looks a lot more like Rosie O'Donnel than Ben Franklin.

conspiracy theory
This guy's a restraining order waiting to happen.
188925 Jerry, you are a restraining order waiting to happen.
188921 That I won't be back for two weeks.

conspiracy theory
I am an American citizen, and I demand to see Alice Sutton.
188918 I'm an American and I demand to see Liza Sutton!
189665 You're the closest thing I got to a friend around here.

conspiracy theory
If you could remember who stabbed you with the wheelchair, and where it happened it would really help.
189014 If you could remember who shot you and where it happened, it might help.
189638 You've been my best friend for years and I didn't even know you were out there.

the piano
I want to lie together without clothes on.
602231 I want to lie together without clothes on. How many would that be?
602269 I don't eat, I don't sleep.

strange days
This tie cost more than your entire wardrobe... it's the one thing that stands between me and the jungle.
750315 It's the one thing that stands between me and the jungle.
750289 Like running into a liquor store with a .357 magnum in your hand, feeling the adrenalin pumping through your veins.

strange days
This is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right?
750864 This is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right?
750826 What was Iris doing riding around with Jeriko wearing a wire?

strange days
The issue isn't whether you're paranoid, but whether you're paranoid enough.
750633 The question is not whether I am paranoid, but whether I am paranoid enough. You want to rub my neck?
750619 So there's no information on the street, which is how cases get made.

strange days
Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale.
750468 Paranoia's only reality on a finer scale.
750447 I already got everything I need from you.

strange days
Look... everyone needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometimes, it's what we are.
750379 Everybody needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometime, it's what we are. But now the risks are outa line. The streets are a war zone. And sex can kill you. So you slip on the trodes, you get what you need and it keeps you from jumping your tracks.
750377 Then he goes around for months, torn up worrying that he's got AIDS, that he'll infect his wife.

strange days
The only time a whore should open her mouth is when she is giving head.
750597 The only time a whore should open her mouth is when she's giving head.
750856 I'll be up in a while to help you ring in the New Year.

strange days
Oooh... a little B&E action.
750530 Alright, a little B&E action.
750533 Go to the Sunset Sheraton.

strange days
Jesus Lenny, you scared the fuck out of me!
750822 Lenny! Jesus! You scared the Hell out of me.
750825 I was trying to keep you out of this.

man on fire
The gunshot holds no fear!
503697 The gunshot holds no fear. Say it.
503682 Nothing to do with me.

man on fire
He'll deliver more justice in a weekend than ten years of your courts and tribunals.
504035 He'll deliver more justice in a weekend, than ten years of your courts and tribunals. So stay out of his way.
504042 So, if you'll do me a favor and let me the fuck out of here...

very bad things
I don't fucking know how to pray.
850809 Dear God... I don't know how to pray.
850831 I just... we're running a little late.

badlands
I'll give you a dollar if you eat this collie.
87065 I'll give you a dollar to eat this collie.
87084 Most people don't have anything on their minds, do they?

badlands
Hey, I found a toaster.
87195 I found a toaster.
87189 I came in the front.

the graduate
Mrs. Robinson, if you don't mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange.
335339 Mrs. Robinson - if you don't mind my saying so - this conversation is getting a little strange. Now I'm sure that Mr. Robinson will be here any minute and -
335251 Excuse me - I think I'd just like to check something on the car for a minute -

the graduate
Do you need any gas, Father?
336459 You need any gas, Father?
336458 Six blocks up - three blocks over.

the matrix
Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?
516011 And tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call iy you are unable to speak?
516533 But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery.

the matrix
Welcome to the desert of the real.
516175 'The desert of the real.'
516174 This is Chicago as it exists today.

the matrix
Find them and destroy them
516583 Find them and destroy them!
516570 Can you hear me, Morpheus?

the matrix
I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson.
516001 I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Anderson. You are here because we need your help.
516573 I must get out of here, I must get free.

the matrix
Never send a human to do a machine's job.
516505 Never send a human to do a machine's job.
516554 Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.

the matrix
Welcome to the real world.
516280 Welcome to the real world!
516283 You know what real is?

the wedding date
Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.
797771 No, Im fine, really. Nothing a bottle of Jack and a straight razor cant fix.
797822 And I think I stole that from the back of an in-flight magazine.

the wedding date
Mom, this is so not the time to be yourself.
797215 Please, Mom. This is not the time to be yourself.
797206 Or mmm--  Gorgeous, I was insane to let you go!

the wedding date
I look like a total wanker, don't I?
797803 I look like a total wanker, dont I?
797646 I hear that make-up sex is the best kind.

the wedding date
Oh sweet Jesus, who gave that woman an amp?
797231 Sweet Jesus, who gave that woman an amp?
797311 She must have drowned her rules in the Chardonnay.

the wedding date
I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.
797816 Id rather fight with you than make love to anyone else.
797744 That everybody knew and no one respected you enough to tell you?

the wedding date
Let me teach you a trick: if you look people in the eye, they won't notice what you're wearing.
797192 Ill teach you a trick. If you look people in the eye, theyll never even notice what you have on.
797815 And then, I was going to get out of here and leave you alone, but halfway to the station, I realized--

the english patient
Do you think you are the only one who feels anything?
259246 Do you think you're the only one who feels anything? Is that what you think?
258973 Geoffrey thinks it's the thing in the desert, the trauma.

the english patient
You speak so many bloody languages, and you never want to talk.
259352 You speak so many bloody languages and you never want to talk.
259343 He was shouting - I love you, Katharine, I love you so much.

the english patient
I wanted to meet the man who could write such a long paper with so few adjectives.
258575 I wanted to meet a man who could write such a long paper with so few adjectives.
259459 We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with the names of powerful men...

the english patient
There is no God, but I hope someone watches over you.
259317 There is no God. But I hope someone looks after you.
259128 You know - the hollow - here - does that have an official name?

enemy of the state
If you live another day I will be very impressed.
258016 Hey, if you live another week I'll be impressed.
258018 Look, you gave me some work over the last year.

indiana jones and the temple of doom
You are in a position unsuitable to give orders.
405587 You are in no position to give orders, Dr. Jones.
405589 But I don't believe you would kill yourself!

indiana jones and the temple of doom
Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?
405357 Five minutes, Dr. Jones...
405365 No -- don't you see -- crawling --

disturbia
That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I have ever heard.
231579 That was either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
231538 I don't, I didn't -- I met this girl earlier, Minnie Tyco?

black snake moan
God put you in my path and I aim to cure you of your wicked ways.
115197 God saw to it to put you in my path. And I aim to cure ya of your wickedness.
115179 Way I see it, it's gonna take a while for you to get right.

the haunting
Oh, come on this is crazy; maybe she doesn't want to be found.
361841 We can't stay here looking for her. She doesn't want to be found...
361521 So why did you need the Addam's Family mansion for a scientific test?

the haunting
You find out what you wanted to know... doctor?
361882 You find out what you wanted to know, mister?
361888 You find out what you wanted to know, mister?

the haunting
He won't let them go!
361870 No! No! Let them go!
361865 Nothing, if you leave right now.

casablanca
She was asking about you earlier in a way that made me very jealous...
157688 I can't get over you two. She was asking about you earlier, Rick, in a way that made me extremely jealous.
157605 But what a fool I am talking to a beautiful woman about another man.

casablanca
I'm on their blacklist - their roll of honor!
157770 I'm on their blacklist already, their roll of honor.
157758 I guess that's about all they're worth.

casablanca
I stick my neck out for *nobody*!
157438 I stick my neck out for nobody.
157432 Mistakes like that happen all the time.

casablanca
If he ever gets a *word* in, it'll be a major Italian *victory*.
157418 If he gets a word in it'll be a major Italian victory.
158410 Well, Rick, you're not only a sentimentalist, but you've become a patriot.

casablanca
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
158418 Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
158361 You're getting on that plane with Victor where you belong.

casablanca
I wouldn't bring up Paris if I were you, it's poor salesmanship.
158194 -- I wouldn't bring up Paris if I were you. It's poor salesmanship.
158186 Your unexpected visit isn't connected by any chance with the letters of transit?

casablanca
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
157745 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
157915 Because you knew what it would be like, hiding from the police, running away all the time?

casablanca
Realizing the importance of the case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects.
157303 Realizing the importance of the case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects.
157442 Rick, we are to have an important guest tonight, Major Strasser of the Third Reich, no less.

south park: bigger longer & uncut
Wow, I guess you can light a fart on fire, huh?
715409 Wow, I guess you CAN do that!
715192 My money is just as good as any white person's!

south park: bigger longer & uncut
Shut of ze power Cartman, zis is very important Cartman.
716113 Shut of ze Power, Cartman. Zis is very important, Cartman... Stupid British piece of shi-  OW!
716384 You're all a bunch of stupid sons a bitches!

south park: bigger longer & uncut
Ya like that, don't ya, bitch?
715833 Yeah, you like that, don't you bitch?
715692 Well what are you waiting for pal?!

south park: bigger longer & uncut
This little scrotum sucker deceived us.
715485 This little scrotum sucker willfully deceived us!  You are a bad man!
716180 How's that for last words?

wag the dog
All combat takes place at night, in the rain, and at the junction of four map segments.
855288 All Combat takes place at night, in the Rain, and at the Junction of four Map Segments...
854455 I read the first draft of the Warren Report, said he was killed by a Drunk Driver.

wag the dog
We're not gonna have a war, we're gonna have the appearance of a war.
854322 We aren't going to have a war. We're going to have the "appearance" of a war.
854340 It's gotta be quick, it's gotta be dramatic, you got to have an enemy.

bachelor party
I just bet my balls and shook on it.
82149 I just bet my balls and shook on it.
82027 I'm going to see what the hell happened.

bachelor party
A strange wang right in my palm.
82231 A strange wang right in my palm.
82474 I've seen another man's diddly.

bachelor party
To girls with big tits!
81704 To girls with big pairs.
81974 Where's the women, man?

the thing
I just cannot believe any of this voodoo bullshit!
801778 I just can't believe this voodoo bullshit. You believe this voodoo bullshit, Blair?
801975 Now how could somebody get to it without you knowing?

the thing
Anybody touches me, and we go!
802178 Anybody touches me... we go.
802175 So help me I mean it!

the thing
Maybe we're at war with Norway?
801619 Maybe we at war with Norway.
802285 Bet the last place you ever go.

signs
It's not contaminated, you don't even know what that word means.
693563 You don't even know what that word means.
693763 What if Bo's baby monitor is picking up signals from the extraterrestrials?

signs
Looks a little like our house doesn't it?
693872 Looks a little like our house doesn't it?
693841 There is no one watching out for us Merrill.

signs
It's like War of the Worlds.
693932 It's like War of the Worlds.
693917 I'm sorry, what book is this?

signs
See this is why we're not watching TV, people become obsessed.
693784 See this is why we're not watching those news reports. People get obsessed. I'm letting go now.
693801 Even entertaining the possibility of this for a minute has been exciting.

signs
You'll lose the signal.
693787 You'll lose the signal!
693827 How can you say that?

when a stranger calls
Have you checked the children?
865213 Have you checked the children?
865308 You've called the police?

hudson hawk
I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.
391440 I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career! I'll kill your family, your friends, and the bitch you took to the Prom!
391240 I helped George help the Mario Brothers and Gates help get you out....

hudson hawk
Is looking like a constipated warthog a prerequisite for getting a job in the art world?
391176 Is looking like a constipated warthog a prerequisite to getting a job in the art world?
391163 I'm not happy about having to steal that horse, but I do have my pride.

hudson hawk
You fuck my freedom for a lousy job?
391450 You bastard! You fucked my freedom for a lousy job!
391456 You fucked my freedom for a lousy job.

men in black
Did anything about that seem unusual to you?
523148 Anything about that seem unusual to you?
523157 Gives her time to get the wrong impression.

men in black
Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.
523112 We got the use of unlimited technology from the entire universe and we cruise around in this?
523525 Maybe you're a badass in your hive, but this is New York City.

men in black
Interesting job you boys have...
523545 Interesting job you guys got.
523498 You're a wonderful dad.

men in black
Get your big butt back in the house!
522981 Get your big butt back in that house!
523054 Nothing but undeveloped, unevolved, barely conscious pond scum.

men in black
We'll take it from here.
522808 We'll take it from here.
523554 Maybe you won't have to.

the last boy scout
I told you, if you ever touch me again, I'll kill you.
462222 If you touch me again... I'll kill you.
462456 You're gonna go in the Denny's restaurant and stay there.

sugar & spice
She's been the weak tit on this mama cat ever since this whole thing started!
755791 She's been the weak tit on this mama cat since the beginning.
755580 Anyway, we want to help her get some money for the baby by robbing a bank.

a perfect world
You know, Phillip, you have a goddamned red, white and blue American right to eat cotton candy and ride roller coasters.
596235 You know, Phillip, you have a goddammed red, white and blue American right to eat cotton candy and ride roller coasters.
596280 She is, was Phil, er Buzz's stepmother, so she's his mom, was his mom, stepmom, but... she's dead.

a perfect world
You're a fucking crazy man.
595633 Yer' a fuckin' crazy man.
595616 You ever try that shit again...

a perfect world
I need me a time machine with a loud radio to take me where I'm going.
596573 Naw, Phillip, I need me a time machine with a loud radio to take me where I'm goin'. Walkin's for squares.
596557 'Dear Robert, I just wanted to tell you that me leaving has nothing to do with you.

the grapes of wrath
Sure don't look none too prosperous.
340119 She shore don't look prosperous. Want to go somewheres else?
340107 Don't matter what kin' either.

the grapes of wrath
Takes no nerve to do something, ain't nothin' else you can do.
340049 It don't take no nerve to do somep'n when there ain't nothin' else you can do.
340041 Uncle John don't talk much but when he does he shore talks sense.

hellboy
What landed you this job, pushing "pamcakes"?
368548 What landed you this job, pushing "pamcakes"? Punctuality? What was your area of expertise?
368510 That's right, Stud, hold me down.

hellboy
Second date, no tongue!
368585 Second date. No tongue!!
368586 I hope that hurt.

hellboy
Hell will hold no surprises for us.
368819 Hell will hold no surprises for us.
368271 What did they do to your eyes?

hellboy
You killed my father, your ass is mine!
368764 You killed my father --
368753 But -- -- she'll take care of you, Myers.

hellboy
I'm fireproof, you're not.
368430 I'm fireproof. You weren't.
368434 Tell Father I'll be home.

hellboy
Didn't I kill you already?
368579 Didn't I kill you already?
368581 You can do better than that.

apocalypse now
Then you are like us; your home is here.
65111 Then you are like us.
65120 It was asubject not to be spoken of, Captain.

apocalypse now
The war will still be here tomorrow.
65107 The war will still be here tomorrow.
65112 What will you do after the war?

capote
We're not so different as you might think.
156872 We're not so different as you might think. I was abandoned repeatedly as a child. My mama'd drag me along to some new town so she could take up with another man she'd met. Night after night she'd lock me in the hotel room -- Mama'd turn the latch and tell the staff not to let me out no matter what. I was terrified -- I'd scream my head off -- till finally I'd collapse on the carpet next to the door and fall asleep. After years of this she just left me with relatives in Alabama.
156902 It's a wonderful moment and a rare one.

airplane ii: the sequel
I'm gonna go get Ted, just don't fall apart on me now!
25859 I've got to get Ted.  Just don't come apart on me now, Simon.
25867 Also, we're heading right for the sun and can't seem to change course.

speed racer
Ok, Mr. 2-time-Grand-Prix-5-time-WRL-future-Hall-of-Fame... teach me something.
721037 Ok Mr. Two Time Grand Prix, Five time WRL, future Hall of Fame, teach me something.
721042 See you at the finish line.

chasing amy
And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any longer and he finally did some of his own mounting.
169467 ...And then Black Beauty couldn't take it any longer, and he finally did some of his own mounting.
169527 No, it's these... fucking queers on blades that can't accept a fucking pass to save their lives!

chasing amy
Now *that*, my friend, is a shared moment.
169261 Now that, my friend, is a.. ...shared moment
169279 How can a girl 'fuck' another girl!

chasing amy
Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
169315 Since you like chicks, right.. do you just look at yourself in the mirror all the time?
169308 She does this big ol' pelvic thrust - cracks my tooth in half, sends it down my throat.

chasing amy
Archie is *not* fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
169138 You're insane. Archie is not fucking Mister Weatherbee!
169182 Like I care about your shit.

chasing amy
This is all gonna end badly.
169680 This is all going to end badly.
169690 My agenda is to watch your back.

chasing amy
I feel a hate crime coming on.
169071 Man, I feel a hate-crime coming on
169063 We're gonna take off soon...

chasing amy
If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.
169669 If this is a crush... then I don't know if I could take the real thing if it ever happens.
169653 And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it.

chasing amy
I think it's more like Banky's having a real problem with all things not hetero right about now.
169771 I think it's more like Banky's having a problem with all things not hetero right about now. And I'm just another paradigm of said aberration.
169789 Kind of gal Alyssa is, you don't think she's been in the middle of an all - girl group-grope?

chasing amy
Bring on the free hooch!
169193 Alright - bring on the free hootch.
169188 Oh, you had a moment!

the program
Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner!
619074 O.K., time to put the women and children to bed, and go looking for dinner.
619050 My dad, brothers, uncles -- we all drink and sooner or later we all fuck up.

city of joy
Godfather has more eyes than a pineapple!
179511 Close the door. The Godfather has more eyes than a pineapple.
179548 We must stand by him as one.

romeo & juliet
He jests at scars that never felt a wound.
652378 He jests at scars that never felt a wound.
652371 Can I go forward when my heart is here?

romeo & juliet
The world is not thy friend, nor the world's law.
652870 The world is not thy friend, nor the world's law. Then be not poor, but break it and take this.
652623 Mercutio's soul Is but a little way above our heads,

romeo & juliet
Well, Juliet, I will lie with thee tonight.
652863 Well Juliet, I will lie with thee tonight.
652873 I pay thy poverty and not thy will.

romeo & juliet
A dog of the house of Capulet moves me!
652028 A dog of the house of Capulet moves me!
652044 They must take it in sense that feel it.

romeo & juliet
Tempt not a desperate man!
652913 Tempt not a desperate man!
652921 Shall I believe that unsubstantial

romeo & juliet
You kiss by the book.
652343 You kiss by th' book.
652394 O, be some other name!

romeo & juliet
Romeo, thou art a villain.
652587 Thou art a villain!
652576 Mercutio, thou consortest with Romeo.

romeo & juliet
Be not so long to speak; I long to die!
652800 Be not so long to speak. I lone to die!
652783 That may be, sir, when I may be a wife.

romeo & juliet
A pretty piece of flesh I am!
652045 I am a pretty piece of flesh! I am a pretty piece of flesh! Me, they shall feel while I am able to stand; I am a pretty piece of flesh!
652818 Shall I be married then tomorrow morning?

romeo & juliet
I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
652059 I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them if they bear it.
652043 Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maiden heads, take it in what sense thou wilt.

romeo & juliet
Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.
652610 'Twill serve. Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.
652577 And thou make minstrels of us look to hear nothing but discords.

get carter
I've come for you, Margaret.
313066 I've come for you, Margaret.
313044 Not till I'm dead, Eric.

get carter
Do you want to be dead Albert?
313024 Do you want to be dead, Albert?
313042 Or do we piss about all day?

get carter
Who do you think you're fuckin' with?
312734 Where do you think you're going?
312728 Why should I give house- room to your sort?

get carter
Take your clothes off.
313077 Take your clothes off.
313078 Keep your pants on.

get carter
You couldn't run an egg and spoon race Eric.
313082 You couldn't win an egg and spoon race, Eric.
313086 I bet you could use a drink, could you, Eric?

alone in the dark
I thought you were dead, asshole.
38290 I thought you were dead, you asshole!
38285 But, Dr. Hudgens, I was just...

alone in the dark
This doesn't make any sense.
38300 Does it make any sense to you?
38316 I think we'd better run...

predator
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
615006 If it bleeds, we can kill it.
615027 Billy, take the radio, leave the rest.

predator
She says the jungle... it just came alive and took him.
614923 She says...the jungle came alive, and took him...
614925 I should've wasted the bitch when I had the chance.

predator
That's a real nasty habit you got there.
614797 Man, that's a real bad habit you've got.
614864 I needed you, Dutch, can't you see that?

who framed roger rabbit
Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?
872713 Are you always this funny, or only on days when you're wanted for murder?
872720 I think Maroon plays the part of the sound mind, your wife the sound body.

who framed roger rabbit
Dabbling in watercolors, Eddie?
872842 Dabblin' in watercolors, Eddie?
872849 The rabbit's wife?

game 6
The Red Soxs are always winning, until they lose.
307148 They're always winning. Until they lose.
307181 I don't know if I can say that.

bringing out the dead
The first step is love, the second is mercy.
144817 Not us. The first step is Love. The second is Mercy.
144893 Rule number one: Don't get involved with patients.

bringing out the dead
Ever notice people who see shit are always crazy?
144778 You ever notice people who see shit always, are crazy?
144783 I make her wait and it drives her crazy.

bringing out the dead
I'd always had nightmares, but now the ghosts didn't wait for me to sleep.
144677 I'd always had nightmares, but now the ghosts didn't wait for me to sleep. I drank every day. Help others and you help yourself, that was my motto, but I hadn't saved anyone in months. It seemed all my patients were dying. I'd waited, sure the sickness would break, tomorrow night, the next call, the feeling would drop away. More than anything else I wanted to sleep like that, close my eyes and drift away ...
144604 The last month belonged to Rose, but there were a hundred more ready to come out.

bringing out the dead
Don't make me take off my sunglasses!
145075 Don't make me take off my sunglasses.
144980 Your friend there just untied the water beggar.

twilight
You know, your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash.
833416 Thanks... but your mood swings are giving me whiplash.
833368 That was the first night I dreamed of Edward Cullen.. .

twilight
I'd rather die than to stay away from you.
833520 I... don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore.
833505 To get to the other side, and 1 point 772453851.

twilight
Ah... you brought a snack.
833806 You brought a snack.
833886 Nice house you have here.

twilight
Maybe he'll adopt me.
833245 Maybe he'll adopt me.
833492 We left you a message.

ghostbusters ii
Wow, that is one ugly dude.
321352 Now that's one ugly dude.
320936 Yeah, what did we do, Ray?

ghostbusters ii
Viggy, Viggy, Viggy, you have been a bad monkey!
321652 Vigi, Vigi, Vigi -- you have been a bad little monkey.
321630 I'll keep to the middle of the channel.

ghostbusters ii
Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy.
321003 Now let's see how she reacts when we take away the puppy
321409 You know, animals and lower life forms often anticipate major disasters.

star trek iii: the search for spock
The needs of the one outweighed the needs of the many.
730867 Because... the needs of the one outweighed the needs of the many.
730782 I know this will come as a pleasant surprise for you...

pulp fiction
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
623822 If you'll excuse me, I gotta go home and have a heart attack.
623723 We're on our feet now, and now we're gonna talk out to the car.

pulp fiction
Uuummmm, this is a tasty burger!
623454 Uuummmm, that's a tasty burger. Vince, you ever try a Big Kahuna Burger?
623448 That's that Hawaiian burger joint.

pulp fiction
My name's Pitt, and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this shit.
623479 My name's Pitt, and you ain't talkin' your ass outta this shit.
623469 Then why don't you tell my boy here Vince, where you got the shit hid.

pulp fiction
Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?
623466 Sprite, good, mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?
623438 Now I'm gonna take a wild guess here: you're Brett, right?

pulp fiction
Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.
624466 Jules, if you give this nimrod fifteen hundred buck, I'm gonna shoot 'em on general principle.
624282 Just know, it's fuckin' dangerous to be drivin' a race car when it's in the red.

pulp fiction
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
624383 If you find my answers frightening, Vincent, you should cease askin' scary questions.
624362 Whether or not what we experienced was an according-to-Hoyle miracle is insignificant.

a hard day's night
Hey, you won't interfere with the basic rugged concept of me personality, will you madam?
8479 You won't interfere with the basic rugged concept of my personality, will you, girl?
8315 Eh ... don't call him sir, he's got enough delusions of power as it is.

a hard day's night
I'm going out parading before it's too late!
8547 I'm going parading before it's too late!
8576 Well, there you are and watch it with that hoop.

a hard day's night
There you go, hiding behind a smokescreen of bourgeois cliches.
8343 That's right retreat behind a smoke screen of bourgeois cliches. I don't go round messing about with your ear-phones, do I?
8426 Oh dear, I feel like doing a bit of work.

a hard day's night
Sorry we hurt your field, mister.
8377 Sorry if we hurt your field, Mister.
8305 Ever seen one of these before?

a hard day's night
I now declare this bridge open!
8435 I now declare this bridge open.
8395 Aye, but you know him well.

beetle juice
Nice building... bad roof... goooood parking.
101413 Nice building... Bad paint.  Good lines... bad roof.  Good parking... hmmm???
101395 I'm going down to relax.

beetle juice
What's the good of being a ghost if you can't frighten people away.
101335 What's the good of being a ghost if you can't frighten people to death?
101213 With all these historical landmarks in town, where are they going to put the condominiums?

beetle juice
Go ahead... make my millenium.
101729 Go ahead.  Make my millenium!
101730 This burg got a cathouse?

beetle juice
Number fifty-four million six hundred and one... Ferndoch.
101437 Number 54 million, six hundred one.  Ferndock.
101421 You don't have an appointment, do you?

croupier
I'm not an enigma, just a contradiction.
200361 Not an enigma, just a contradiction.
200325 He suddenly wanted to be rid of it.

croupier
Hang on tightly, let go lightly.
200807 Hang on tightly... let go lightly.
200793 But his father was a gambler.

croupier
Welcome back Jack, to the house of addiction.
200228 Welcome back Jack... to the house of addiction.
200226 Jack knew it still wasn't quite right...

croupier
You're my conscience.
200509 You're my conscience.
200501 I take it back.

croupier
I understand if you don't, but I hope that you do.
200549 I'll understand if you don't. But I hope you do.
200765 Some people I know, they're planning to rob The Golden Lion.

croupier
Without hope there's no point to anything.
200645 Without hope there's no point to anything.
200639 He doesn't give a shit about anyone.

fantastic mr fox
I love you, but I should have never married you.
275477 I love you, too, but I shouldn't have married you. Mrs. Fox turns and walks away. Fox stares after her. He goes over to Ash.
275471 Why'd you have to get us into this, Foxy?

anastasia
He didn't take the money.
57633 Dmitri didn't want the money?
57640 it's what I always wanted!

finding nemo
To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie.
286056 Quick! To the top of Mt. Wannahockaloogie!
286027 He's gonna get outta here!

finding nemo
I'm having fish tonight.
285179 I'm havin' fish tonight!
285141 Just start with your name.

finding nemo
Something's wrong with you, really.
285090 Something's wrong with you, really. You're wasting my time. I have to find my son.
285084 Wait a minute, wait a minute!

finding nemo
You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo.
285913 No, you can't! You think you could do these things but you can't, Nemo!
285899 Just stop trying to speak whale, you're gonna make things worse.

finding nemo
All drains lead to the ocean.
285569 All drains lead to the ocean, kid.
285576 Okay, you gotta be quick.

finding nemo
Uh, Dad, you can let go now.
286227 Uh, dad, you can let go now.
285967 Don't let me go belly up!

finding nemo
I didn't come this far to be breakfast.
285977 No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast!
285971 No, but the boat has to be here somewhere!

star trek the motion picture
My oath of celibacy is on record, Captain.
732790 My oath of celibacy is on record Captain. May I assume my duties?
732895 or that you didn't say 'goodbye'?

star trek the motion picture
We all create God in our own image.
733267 Of course: we all create God in our own image.
733285 All ship's functions going to automatic, Captain.

angels & demons
Open the doors, and tell the world the truth.
59073 Tell the world the truth.
59031 I was orphaned when I was nine years old.

angels & demons
Have you come to make a martyr out of me?
59177 Have you come to make me a martyr?
59244 The fool thought he had duplicated the moment of creation.

angels & demons
Religion is flawed because man is flawed.
59269 Religion is flawed, Mr. Langdon, but only because man is flawed. Including this one.
59271 It's said he was a doctor.

spanglish
There are some mistakes you cannot risk when you have children.
718220 Ahhhhhhh. There are some mistakes you cannot risk when you have kids...Please, are you ready to go?
718215 You know, I always think about when you...Oh, there's no point.

spanglish
Lately, your low self-esteem is just good common sense.
718026 Honey, lately your low self-esteem is just good common sense.
717636 Hell, I don't mind driving her at night.

spanglish
Don't translate asides.
717627 Don't translate asides.
717624 You have a daughter?

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Is it possible that we two, you and I, have grown so old and so inflexible that we have outlived our usefulness?
734935 Can we two have grown so old and inflexible that we have outlived our usefulness?  Would that constitute a joke?
735000 We call it "Plasma" - I do not know the Klingon name for it, but by any name it is merely ionized gas.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Don't tell me that was any meteor shower!
734115 Don't tell me that was any meteor shower.
734117 We have monitored a large explosion in your sector.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
There is an old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China.
734159 There's an old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China.
734141 We believe it was caused by over mining and insufficient safety precautions.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Why, that cunning little Vulcan!
734785 That cunning little Vulcan...
734945 Now there's a poser.

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Bet you wished you'd stood in bed!
735008 Bet you wish you'd stood in bed...
734869 What do you think YOU'VE been doing?

star trek vi: the undiscovered country
Guess who's coming to dinner.
734246 Guess who is coming to dinner.
734227 Captain, shall we raise our shields?

jaws
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
428030 Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged women.
428025 Nobody tells me how to run my property.

jaws
My husband tells me you're in sharks.
427825 My husband tells me you're in sharks.
427830 Excuse me, but what are you talking about?

affliction
I think there's some dirty business going on in this town.
19657 Alma, I think there's some dirty business going on in this town.
19702 After this is over, they'll make me into a Goddamned hero.

dead poets society
This is a battle, a war, and the casualties could be your hearts and souls.
217382 Keep ripping gentlemen. This is a battle, a war. And the casualties could be your hearts and souls.
217365 I like Byron, I give him a 42, but I can't dance to it.

dead poets society
I'm exercising the right not to walk.
217769 Exercising the right not to walk.
217838 We gonna have a meeting or what?

dead poets society
It's not the Bible, you're not gonna go to Hell for this.
217371 It's not the bible, you're not going to go to hell for this. Go on, make a clean tear, I want nothing left of it.
217419 We didn't just read poetry, we let it drip from our tongues like honey.

dead poets society
Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.
217923 Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. Sure there's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
217765 If you noticed, everyone started off with their own stride, their own pace.

dead poets society
Mr. Meeks, time to inherit the earth.
217611 Mr. Meeks, time to inherit the earth. Mr. Pitts, rise above your name.
217615 Sounds to me like you're daunted.

dead poets society
If I don't ask him, at least I won't be disobeying him.
217585 If I don't ask him, at least I won't be disobeying him.
217496 The meetings will be conducted by myself and the other new initiates now present.

dead poets society
Next time I see you, you die.
217870 Next time I see you, you die.
217865 Chris, get the hell away from him!

being john malkovich
You're not someone I could get interested in, Craig, you play with dolls.
103371 You're not someone I could get interested in. Craig. You play with dolls.
103480 " No, that's the ad, but let's talk about you in a minute.

being john malkovich
Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.
103156 We've been over this. Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.
104009 I'm sure he's a better lover than I ever was.

being john malkovich
Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.
103486 Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man, Craig.
103484 I'm going to speak to Dr. Feldman about sexual reassignment surgery.

being john malkovich
What happens when a man goes through his own portal?
103707 What happens when a man climbs through his own portal?
103673 I moved his arm across your girlfriend's glorious tit.

being john malkovich
Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.
103687 The truth is for suckers, Johnny-Boy.
103681 This is my type of chick.

frequency
I'm still here, Chief.
297000 I'm still here, Chief.
296958 Elvis has left the building.

frequency
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, pal.
296258 Coulda, woulda, shoulda, pal.
296254 Wish I could, Gordy.

being there
That was a very small room.
104304 ... That is a very small room.
104309 I feel very good in here.

being there
Now move, honky, before I cut your white ass.
104163 Now, move, honkie! Before I cut your white ass!
104159 Did that chickenshit asshole Raphael send you here, boy?

star trek generations
I hope, for your sake, that you were initiating a mating ritual.
728814 I hope for your sake that you are initiating a mating ritual.
729001 I don't know... he bathed... now he is roaming the ship.

star trek generations
Who am I to argue with the captain of the Enterprise?
729157 How can I argue with the Captain of the Enterprise? What was the name of that Planet... Veridian III?
729145 If I'm right, this is the day I met Antonia.

star trek generations
Least I could do for the captain of the enterprise.
729171 Least I could do...for a Captain of the Enterprise.
729147 and every time it scared the hell out of me.

star trek generations
Risk is part of the game if you want to sit in that chair.
728545 Risk is part of the game if you want to sit in that chair.
728492 But that wasn't so long ago... it couldn't have been more than...

vertigo
Only one is a wanderer; two together are always going somewhere.
849801 Wander separately? Ah, but only one is a wanderer. Two, together, are always going somewhere.
849799 Oh, yes, I forgot: It's your occupation, isn't it?

vertigo
One final thing I have to do... and then I'll be free of the past.
850255 One final thing I have to do, and then I'll be rid of the past, forever.
849967 If your husband is awake, say you couldn't sleep and went out for some air.

blade ii
There's an old saying: Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.
116357 Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Isn't that how the saying goes?
116270 They use it on heroin addicts, make 'em go cold-turkey in one night.

blade ii
Well, you didn't think I forgot about you, did you?
116723 What? You think I forgot about you?
116667 One, I was on to you the moment they turned you.

the exorcist
They've found something... small pieces.
781912 They've found something... small pieces.
781914 At the base of the mound.

the three musketeers
Come D'Artagnan, we're saving the King!
808192 Come on, d'Artagnan. We haven't got all night.
808107 His name is the Count De Rochefort.

the three musketeers
There was a time when I would have given my life for a kind word from you.
808562 There was a time when I would've given my life for a kind word.
808460 However, if you would like to entertain me with a story, I'm eager to hear it.

die hard
You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.
229732 You should've heard your brother scream when I broke his fucking neck...
229600 Speaking of cows, did you ever hear so much bullshit in your life?

die hard
Just remember that when you sign for the tip.
229192 Just remember that when you sign for the tip. They're paying for it, so don't be shy.
229190 I'll pull into the parking garage and wait.

die hard
C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'll kiss ya' fuckin' dalmatian.
229300 C'mon, baby...come to Papa. I'm gonna kiss your Goddamn dalmatian.
229293 Tell me you heard the shot and you're calling the police right now...

die hard
No one kills him but me!
229338 No one kills him but me.
229320 I want blood for my blood.

die hard
Welcome to the party, pal.
229387 Welcome to the party, pal.
229401 Bad for your health anyway.

die hard
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
229310 A million terrorists in the world and I kill the one with feet smaller than my sister.
229259 After I get my foot out of my mouth, we'll really be cooking, and then I can --

the imaginarium of doctor parnassus
Nothing is permanent, not even death.
400297 Remember nothing is permanent... not even death.
400296 But your sacrifice must be pure.

chaos
You picked the wrong day not to use the ATM.
166358 Y'all picked the wrong day not to use the ATM. You will not be harmed if you do exactly what I say, when I say it. You
166458 We don't want another Pearl Street Bridge, do we?

american gangster
The number one fear of people isn't dying, it's public speaking.
41765 You know the Number 1 fear of most people isn't dying; it's public speaking. They get physically ill. They throw up.
42571 I want to know everyone you've met for the last twenty years.

american gangster
I sell a product that's better than the competition at a price that's less than the competition.
41997 And my company sells a product that's better than the competition's at a price that's lower.
41911 So if that dope doesn't arrive, for whatever reason - Cousin or no cousin - don't let me down.

american gangster
Even a fool gets to be young once.
42596 Every idiot gets to be young once.
42585 I haven't talked to them in years.

american gangster
The most important thing in business is honesty, integrity, hardwork... family... never forgetting where we came from.
42001 What matters in business is honesty, integrity, hard work, loyalty, and never forgetting where you came from.
41902 Though I'd rather not have to drag my ass all the way up here every time.

cobb
Greatness is overrated.
183321 Greatness is overrated.
183313 You being paid?

cobb
I started playing baseball when I was a kid like everybody else but better than everybody else.
182990 And I started playing baseball when I was a kid like everybody else only I was better than every- body else. When I was seventeen I started playing for money -- my father didn't approve. He was a great man...
182984 The broads're probably lining up right now, waiting for ol' Ty and his buddy Stump.

cobb
Know ye that a prince and a great man has fallen this day.
182881 'Know ye that a prince and a great man has fallen this day.'
182850 Or... there's the kind with one great subject that consumes them forever.

fargo
I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.
276759 I'm not sure I agree with you a hunnert percent on your policework, there, Lou.
276990 Now, I saw some rough stuff on your priors, but nothing in the nature of a homicide...

fargo
I decided not to park there.
276964 Yeah, I decided not to park here.
276966 I decided not to park here.

fargo
But you're sayin'... what are ya sayin'?
276649 You're sayin' - what're you sayin'?
276632 If these numbers are right, this looks pretty sweet.

fargo
Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me.
276822 Ah, ya got Arbie's all o'er me.
276820 They're good, Norm, but you're better'n them.

fargo
OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.
276723 Okay, so we got a state trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, and these folks drive by, and we got a high-speed pursuit, ends here, and this execution-type deal.
276963 I had to do a few things in the Twin Cities, so I thought I'd check in with ya about that USIF search on Shep Proudfoot... Oh, yah?...

fargo
I'm not talking about your damn word, Jerry.
276660 I'm not talkin' about your damn word, Jerry. Geez, what the heck're you?... Well, look, I don't want to cut you out of the loop, but his here's a good deal. I assume, if you're not innarested, you won't mind if we move on it independently.
276658 I don't see nothin' like that here.

twin peaks
She's my cousin... but doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?
835398 Hyggelig a mote dem. Jeg Heter Laura Palmer.
835811 What is the world coming to when you kill a guy for baby laxative?

twin peaks
You know, there's only one problem with you: you're perfect.
835307 You know what your problem is? You're just too adorable...
835639 Was I wearing something of yours and you got mad at me?

the american president
I feel a nightmare coming on...
47938 I feel a nightmare coming on. 1 in the corner.
47925 It's a waste of time.

the american president
The White House is the single greatest home court advantage in the modern world.
47897 The White House has the single greatest home court advantage in the modern world.
47891 Sydney, seldom does a day go by that I'm not burned in effigy.

the american president
Seven trillion dollar communications system at my disposal, and I can't find out if the Packers won.
48653 Seven-trillion-dollar communications system at my disposal, you'd think I'd be able to find out if the Packers won.
48670 Sydney, I can't challenge the school bully to a fight just because he picked on my girlfriend.

the american president
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Roosevelt Room, giving Lewis oxygen.
48984 It's nice to see you, Ms. Wade. If anybody needs me, I'll be in the Roosevelt Room, giving Lewis oxygen.
48913 If my friend Andy Shepherd had shown up, I would have liked that campaign.

the american president
Sydney, Congress doesn't take this long.
48015 Sydney? Sydney, Congress doesn't take this long to--
48056 You know, I'm a little nervous.

sideways
Did you drink and dial?
691994 Did you drink and dial?
691996 These girls want to party.

sideways
Quaffable, but uh... far from transcendent.
691882 Quaffable but far from transcendent.
691862 You drop this bombshell on me.

sideways
You know, the day you open a '61 Cheval Blanc... that's the special occasion.
692029 The day you open a '61 Cheval Blanc, that's the special occasion.
692081 Because a bottle of wine is actually alive -- it's constantly evolving and gaining complexity.

sideways
You don't understand my plight.
692436 You don't understand. The wedding bands. The wedding bands are in my wallet.
692438 Took her forever to find them.

sideways
You're getting *married* on Saturday?
692272 Who's getting married?
692280 Oh, just that he loves her.

dune
Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work.
246956 Behold as a wild ass in the desert go I forth to my work.
246954 They shall come all for violence: their faces shall sup as the east wind.

dune
My name is a killing word.
247248 My own name is a killing word. Will it be a healing word as well?
247241 Set the range for two meters.

dune
You have no need for your weapons with me, Gurney Halleck.
247269 You've no need of your weapons with me Gurney Halleck.
247204 To avenge my father, I will turn you into killing machines.

dune
Father... father, the sleeper has awakened!
247301 Father!... Father! THE SLEEPER HAS
247319 Alia keeps pace with the storm.

dune
Long live the fighters!
247263 Long live the fighters!
247240 Activate your weirding modules...

dune
Bring in that floating fat man, the Baron!
247308 Bring in that floating fat man... the Baron.
247280 Who is this Paula Atreides to the Guild?

dune
Bless the maker and his water, bless the coming and going of him, may his passing cleanse the world.
247045 Bless the Maker and his water... Bless the coming and going of him. May his passage cleanse the world.
246996 With a Fremen suit in good working order, one can sustain life for weeks, even in the deep desert.

le grand bleu
A thousand commanders, and we get the Belgian from Alcoholics Anonymous!
468191 A thousand commanders and we get a Belgian from Alcoholic's Anonymous.
468190 Come on, suck your finger, you'll be seeing mermaids everywhere!

unforgiven
Now all you gotta do is pull the trigger mister.
842637 All you gotta do is pull on the trigger, mister.
842684 "Jim," I says, "You are a liar and a horse thief.

unforgiven
Did Pa used to kill folks?
842323 Did Paw used to kill folks?
842314 I think they got the fever.

unforgiven
You know how women lie.
842356 You know how women kin lie... I knock 'em around a little, ask 'em where the money is, they say they don't have none?... but they coulda squirreled away that much, the five of 'em. Maybe.
842341 What's all that wood?

unforgiven
I suppose you know, Bob, if I ever see you again I'm just going to start shooting and figure it was self-defense.
842664 I guess you know, Bob, how if I see you again I'll just start shootin' right off an' figure it's self defense.
842602 Now if Corky would have really had two guns instead of just a big dick he could have defended himself to the end.

amadeus
That was not Mozart laughing, Father... that was God.
39389 That was not Mozart laughing, Father. That was God. That was God! God laughing at me through that obscene giggle. Go on, Signore. Laugh. Rub my nose in it. Show my mediocrity for all to see. You wait! I will laugh at You! Before I leave this earth, I will laugh at You! Amen!
39594 And in spite of me, a wonder was revealed.

amadeus
My music... they started without me!
38777 My music! They've started! They've started without me!
38767 Just say it - you'll see.

amadeus
What's so intelligent about writing a Requiem Mass?
39811 Oh yes? And what's so intelligent about writing a Requiem?
39809 I'm paying people just to wait for you.

amadeus
That doesn't really work, does it?
38911 That really doesn't work, does it?
38906 It is already here in my head.

amadeus
Is that woman still lying on the floor?
39018 Is her mother still lying on the floor?
38947 At last I shall be freed by death!

amadeus
Your son is an unprincipled, spoiled, conceited brat!
39045 Your son is an unprincipled, spoiled, conceited brat.
39047 And how will you make him keep it?

amadeus
A young man trying to impress beyond his abilities.
38806 A young man trying to impress beyond his abilities. Too much spice. Too many notes.
39559 Taking out what you should never have put in.

notting hill
Well, isn't this a good opportunity to... slip her one?
572686 Well, isn't this perhaps a good opportunity to... slip her one?
572657 If I just peel the skin off, it'll be perfect.

notting hill
Bugger this for a bunch of bananas.
572937 Bugger this for a bunch of bananas.
572688 You think it's the wrong moment.

notting hill
Are you a fan of Henry James?
572819 Are you a fan of Henry James?
572289 Mr. Thacker's from 'Horse and Hound.

notting hill
If I were to employ a wet rag would I have to pay it as much as I pay you?
572847 Okay. Tell me, would I have to pay a wet rag as much as I pay you?
572592 Look at me -- not counting the American -- I've only loved two girls in my whole life, both total disasters.

notting hill
Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.
572165 I'm just going to go into the kitchen to get some food -- and then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.
572054 That's right -- I'm at last going out on a date with the great Janine and I just want to be sure I've picked the right t-shirt.

body of evidence
It gets easier, doesn't it Frank?
125036 It gets easier, doesn't it? Once you open the door it never closes.
125217 I need to see you right away.

thirteen days
You are in the courtroom of world opinion and you can answer yes or no.
802884 You are in the courtroom of world opinion right now, and you can answer yes or no. You have denied they exist, and I want to know if I have understood you correctly.
802878 But today, again, if I heard you correctly, you now say they do not exist.

thirteen days
We were eyeball to eyeball and I think the other fella just blinked.
802773 We were eyeball to eyeball and I think the other fellow just blinked.
802997 Mr. President, agreeing to such a trade would be tantamount to paying ransom.

thirteen days
I'll whistle up some luck for you.
803113 I'll whistle up some luck for you.
803032 We need to be positive before we react.

thirteen days
Those goddamn Kennedys are gonna destroy this country if we don't do something about this!
802528 Those goddamn Kennedys are going to destroy this country if we don't do something about this.
802519 The Big Red Dog is digging in our back yard, and we're justified in shooting him.

thirteen days
Sleep is for the weak Mr. President.
802390 Sleep is for the weak, Mr. President.
803171 Feels good to win, doesn't it?

thirteen days
Call me Irish, but I don't believe in cooler heads prevailing.
802486 Call me Irish, but I don't believe in cooler heads prevailing.
802440 And we need to get these guys out of the White House.

thirteen days
Well, gentlemen, if anybody's got any great ideas, now's the time.
803014 Gentlemen, if anybody's got any great ideas, now's the time...
802999 How do we work with them if there's been a hard-line coup?

tin cup
Does my inner child need a spanking?
812302 My inner child needs spanking.
812290 There's a glitch in my swing.

tin cup
Greatness courts failure.
811814 Greatness courts failure, Romeo. That's why most people, in their whole lives, never ever reach for the brass ring, never know when to dig deep and try for the impossible shot...
811822 Now wait, Doreen.

tin cup
Oh, you amuse me, Roy, but I'm the only woman in America born after World War II that thinks astrology's a crock of shit.
811831 You amuse me, Roy. But I'm the only woman in America born after World War II who thinks astrology is a crock of shit. Now let's see if the Big Dog'll eat.
812431 In fact, two hundred says he can hit it through that door, over the patio, into the river, and make that pelican fly off that post.

tin cup
Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?
812105 Why do men insist on measuring their dicks?
812174 ...`You can't have the fruits without the roots...'

maniac
Not only do I look like Meirschultz, I am Meirschultz!
510645 Not only do I look like Meir- schultz--I AM Meirschultz. I will be a great man.
510669 Well, you know, we hate to operate on these cases.

maniac
Once a ham, always a ham!
510621 Once a ham, always a ham. <U>You</U>, an actor! And don't for- get, my dear Maxwell, the police will be glad to find you. Max is very contrite--smiles wanly. Clears his throat. MAXWELL Hm--I did not mean I wouldn't--
510624 Perfect--we will have to work fast.

suburbia
Idealism is guilty middle-class bullshit.
753338 No, idealism is guilty, middle class bullshit.
753318 It's an honest question.

toy story
Years of Academy training wasted.
821278 Years of Academy training...wasted!!
821275 But -- the hat looked good.

toy story
Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
820763 Yessir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
820758 I hate to break up the staff meeting, but THEY'RE HERE!

toy story
I wanna ride the pony...
821396 I wanna ride the pony...
821419 We are currently obtaining the...ignition sticks.

toy story
No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.
821171 No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.
821353 I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit.

toy story
I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school!
821173 I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
821221 Another stunt like that, cowboy -- you're going to get us killed.

toy story
I think you've had enough tea for today, let's get you outta here, Buzz.
821267 I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here, Buzz.
821310 Buzz, come over here and you just tell the nice toys that you're not dead.

toy story
To infinity, and beyond!
820900 To infinity and beyond!!
820865 I'll show you.

even cowgirls get the blues
Look at him, perverse as a pink pickle.
265411 Look at him. Perverse as a pink pickle.
265519 In the morning we'll plan our fight.

the shining
Come play with us, Danny.
688521 Come and play with us, Danny.
688520 Come and play with us.

the shining
I'll just set my bourbon and advocaat down right there.
688721 Right, I'll just set my bourbon and advocaat down right there.
688656 I'm sure he'll be himself again in the morning.

the shining
I never laid a hand on them.
688624 I haven't laid a hand on him. Goddam it, I didn't. I wouldn't touch one hair of his goddam little head. I love the little son-of-a- bitch.
688617 Things could be a whole lot better.

true lies
There *is* no us, you psychopathic bitch!
830528 There is no us, you psychotic bitch.
830523 Why are you helping these raving psychotics.

true lies
Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.
829882 Kids. Ten seconds of joy. Thirty years of misery.
829896 I figured my wife's boyfriend was taking it.

get low
If you don't listen, you can't hear nothing.
313207 If you don't listen you won't hear nothing. Bush puts the big skillet on the table and sits down. Buddy is so low he can look under the table and sees how the table legs run right into the top without screws or nails.
313137 Say what you'd say right now to my face.

smokey and the bandit
Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' out yo ass!
704962 What are you gonna do when you get home?
704803 Makeup, silly clothes, a little man saying 'darling' every two seconds...

pet sematary ii
No Brain, no pain... think about it.
597862 No brain, no pain, Chase. Think about it...
597812 Do you understand these rights, Drew buddy?

shrek
God bless us, everyone!
691483 God bless us, every one.
690892 Not my gumdrop buttons.

shrek
That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?
690926 Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? groans as Donkey doesn't get the joke. He continues walking through the parking
691138 The first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land.

shrek
Princess Fiona... she's perfect!
691344 Princess Fiona.
691348 Oh, that is so sweet.

shrek
We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
690843 This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.
691060 I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time.

shrek
Sure, it's big enough... but look at the location!
690988 Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location.
691006 Just, Donkey - - Let's have a dance then, shall me?

jennifer eight
I suppose I'm drinking myself sober.
433668 I spose I'm drinking myself to sleep. It's Helena's Christmas songs .. they're really pretty ..
433664 I know .. ain't it a shame ..

jennifer eight
Find yourself a farmer's daughter with nice big fucking tits and shake that bye-bye.
433259 Find yourself a farmer's daughter with nice big fucking tits, and shake that "bye-bye." Send it to Sacramento, John .. I sniff grief ..
433162 He's gonna lie to you - but he's got it - so get it.

dances with wolves
Guns would make one warrior like two.
208757 Guns would make one warrior like two.
208857 No, there is nothing for me there.

dances with wolves
I am Lieutenant John J. Dunbar and this is my post.
208875 Lieutenant John. J. Dunbar. This is my post.
208944 But the soldiers hate me now like they hate no other.

dances with wolves
If it wasn't for my companion, I believe I'd be having the time of my life.
208393 Were it not for my companion I believe I would be having the time of my life. He is quite possibly the foulest person I have ever met.
208446 Do not know how many more are in the vicinity but I am taking steps for another visitation.

dances with wolves
There ain't nothing here lieutenant.
208422 There ain't nothin' here lieutenant.
208420 What, and leave it all here?

american graffiti
I don't care if you leave this second!
42909 I don't care if you leave this second.
42644 I just sort of think it's juvenile now.

american graffiti
Peel out, I just love it when guys peel out.
42906 Peel out. I love it when guys peel out.
42899 I just love the feel of tuck and roll upholstery.

american graffiti
Joe College strikes out.
42804 Joe College strikes out.
42780 Laurie, jeez... Come on.

american graffiti
A double Chubby-Chuck, a chili-barb, two orders of French fries and...
42976 A double Chubby Chuck, a Mexicali Chili Barb, two orders of French fries--
42965 I'm like that--rather be where the action is, you know.

american graffiti
If you ever get tired of going steady with somebody that ain't around, I'm up for grabs.
42751 You ever get tired of going steady with somebody that ain't around--I'm up for grabs.
43353 Look kid, why don't you go out and win a few races, then come back and see me.

american graffiti
Stand by for justice!
43412 Stand by for Justice!
43490 Gimme this thing.

american graffiti
Sicker 'n' a dog, that's for sure.
43503 Sicker than a dog, that's for sure.
43501 I knew a man once who got this sick.

american graffiti
I was a dirty bird, Carol's not grungey - she's bitchin'
42852 I was a dirty bird, Carol's not grungy, she's bitchin.'
42841 Rock 'n Roll's been going downhill ever since Buddy Holly died.

the boondock saints
Just pour the drink, you fairy fuck.
133278 Pour the drink, faggot-ass!
133303 Oh, Christ, uh, I've never confessed.

the boondock saints
Hey fuck-ass, give me a beer.
132806 Hey! Fuck! Ass! Get me a beer!
133364 You'll make it outta here.

the boondock saints
I'll catch you on the flip side.
133052 I'm fuckin' fine. Catch you on the flip side.
133038 You don't know that shit for sure.

the boondock saints
So Duffy, you got any theories to go with that... tie?
132919 So Duffy, got any theories to go with that... tie.
132932 I'm sure the word you were looking for was symbolism.

the boondock saints
Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?
132818 Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here!
132808 I left them a note telling them not to show their faces t- tonight.

the boondock saints
So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?
133341 So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns? A-and he was a senior fucking citizen?
133304 According to the dogma of the Catholic church, I should probably burst into flames right here in this booth.

the boondock saints
I ain't getting him no fucking bagel.
132759 I ain't getting him no fuckin' bagel.
132912 Why do you always disrespect me like that?

the boondock saints
We'll start the ass-kissing with you.
132760 We'll start the ass kissing with you.
132765 I want more uniforms on the streets.

the boondock saints
It looks like we've got us a cowboy.
133083 Oh... it looks like we got us a cowboy.
133087 This guy's got his hands on the table.

yes man
You can't audit life, my friend.
888050 You can't audit life! Now get on up here!
888070 Will you do it for me Carl?

yes man
I can't believe I tripped like that.
888218 I can't believe you're out here. I'm giddy. I feel like a child whose best friend has strict Chinese parents who never let him come out and play but now his Chinese parents are away for the Chinese New Year. You have any interest in pounding this shit?
888232 Let's go to some place with class.

romeo and juliet
Thus with a kiss I die.
653372 Thus..... with a kiss...... I die.
653370 A dateless bargain, to engrossing death.

blood simple
He was alive when I buried him.
119612 ...The truth is... he was alive when I buried him.
119569 ...I'll get out of your way.

blood simple
Let's do it outside, in nature.
119374 Let's do it outside...
119397 So, uh... this wouldn't interest you.

blood simple
JEEEE-zus, I've got a hangover... ... you wanta drink?
119618 Jesus, I got a hangover. Want a drink?
119621 If you wanna stay here, that's fine.

blood simple
Who looks stupid now?
119502 Who looks stupid now.
119497 This kind of murder...

terminator 2: judgment day
I swear I will not kill anyone.
774517 I swear I will not kill anyone.
774476 That is one of my mission parameters.

terminator 2: judgment day
So, what's your story?
774549 So what's your story?
774547 You can't cry, John.

terminator 2: judgment day
Come with me if you want to live!
774531 Come with me if you want to live.
774623 Skynet begins to learn, at a geometric rate.

terminator 2: judgment day
What's wrong with your eyes?
774548 What is wrong with your eyes?
774562 The data could be called pain.

terminator 2: judgment day
Hasta la vista, baby.
774593 "Hasta la vista, baby"?
774584 Was there a problem?

terminator 2: judgment day
We got Skynet by the balls now, don't we?
774793 Got ol' Skynet by the ball now, Miles.  Come on, let's book!
774792 And let's see what's behind door number one.

terminator 2: judgment day
Now don't take this the wrong way, but you're a terminator, right?
774422 Now don't take this the wrong way, but you are a terminator, right?
774355 She tries to blow up a computer factory, but she got shot and arrested.

terminator 2: judgment day
Your foster parents are kinda dicks, huh?
774330 Your foster parents are kinda dicks, right?
774419 Some cop is scoping for you, dude.

beavis and butt-head do america
Well, I'll be a monkey's bare-assed uncle.
100225 Well, I'll be a blue-nosed gopher.
100126 They're not gonna get away this time.

beavis and butt-head do america
Cut it out butt-hole!
99989 Cut it out butt-hole!
100042 Yeah, turn it up!

beavis and butt-head do america
Why does everybody want to see my schlong?
100374 Why does everyone wanna see my schlong?  I am the one-and-only-almighty-bungholiooo!
100340 Where I come from there is no T.P.

beavis and butt-head do america
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
100088 This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
100128 They need to put a drinking fountain out here.

sweet smell of success
Maybe I left my sense of humor in my other suit.
766512 I think I'll go home - maybe I left my sense of humor in another suit.
766519 Except, if you'll excuse me, I'm not in jail.

sweet smell of success
I like Harry, but I can't deny he sweats a little.
766035 I like Harry, but I can't deny he sweats a little.
766009 My curiosity is killing me; what are you so rambunctious about tonight?

sweet smell of success
Mr. Hunsecker, you've got more twists than a barrel of pretzels!
766444 Mr. Hunsecker, you've got more twists than a barrel of pretzels.
766440 Put the whip down and I might respect what you're saying...

sweet smell of success
Watch me run a 50-yard dash with my legs cut off!
765751 Watch me run a fifty yard dash with my legs cut off!
765767 I'm nice to people where it pays me to be.

sweet smell of success
Don't remove the gangplank, Sidney - you may wanna get back onboard.
766515 Don't remove the gangplank, Sidney; you may wanna get back on board.
766668 She'll be fast asleep in five minutes, loaded with those headache pills...

sweet smell of success
Tell me sir, when he dies, do you think he'll go to the dog and cat heaven?
766429 He's here, isn't he? Do you think, sir, when he dies he'll go to the dog and cat heaven?
766464 Because I won't be the accomplice of your sick ego - and the way it's crippled Susie...?

sweet smell of success
Everybody knows Manny Davis - except Mrs. Manny Davis.
765953 Everyone knows Manny Davis... ...except MRS. Manny Davis.
765971 It's the charming street urchin's face.

sweet smell of success
Who could love a man who makes you jump into hoops like a trained poodle?
765889 Who could love a man who keeps jumping through burning hoops, like a trained poodle?
766336 He never would have killed himself if I hadn't gone through with the annulment.

sweet smell of success
Now don't kid a kidder.
765948 Now don't kid a kidder.
765945 Yes, the Justice, that's right.

sweet smell of success
I love this dirty town.
766036 I love this dirty town.
766023 Say hello to Sidney Falco.

sweet smell of success
The next time you want information, don't scratch for it like a dog, ask for it like a man!
765850 The next time you want information, Falco, don't scratch for it like a dog - ask for it like a man!
765847 I'm feeling too good to fight with you, but that isn't what I said - I said you snoop.

sweet smell of success
Son, I don't relish shooting a mosquito with an elephant gun, so why don't you just shuffle along?
766465 Son, I don't fancy shooting mosquitoes with elephant guns. So suppose you just shuffle along and call it a day...
766460 You see, Dallas, a plague on both our houses... We may have to call this game on account of darkness...

sweet smell of success
Sidney, this syrup you're giving out with... you pour over waffles, not J.J. Hunsecker.
766497 This syrup you're giving out, Sidney, you pour over waffles, not J.J. Hunsecker! What do you mean that lousy kid will give up my sister?
766443 Before you leave, son, I'll answer your question---Susan Hunsecker is the injured party here!

gothika
This is the first time I've seen you lucid.
334354 That's the first time you admit it.
334358 You only killed your stepfather as far as I know.

liar liar
I wish, for just one day, Dad couldn't tell a lie.
472840 I wish, for just one day, Dad couldn't tell a lie.
473120 .If I go in the water right after lunch, will I drown?

the lost world: jurassic park
Do you see any family resemblance?
787626 Do you see any family resemblance here?
787619 Highest lead density on the market.

the lost world: jurassic park
That's the last time I leave you in charge.
787729 Last time I leave you in charge.
787716 I once saw a bull elephant die charging a jeep.

the lost world: jurassic park
Now you're John Hammond.
787675 John Hammond.
787669 Where does it say that?

se7en
If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it.
672240 If John Doe's head splits open, and a U.F.O. flies out, I want you to have expected it.
672172 But, if you decide to have the baby, then, at that very instant, when you're absolutely sure... tell him.

se7en
It's impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions.
671913 Oh, it's alright. It's always impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions.
671911 They pay cops for the inside scoop, and they pay well.

se7en
This isn't going to have a happy ending.
672130 There's not going to be a happy ending. It's not possible.
672138 No human being could do these horrible things, right?!

the game
Discovering the object of the game *is* the object of the game.
306536 So what's the object of the game?
306154 I don't know, out of boredom, to get back at me--

lost highway
We've met before, haven't we?
489845 We've met before, haven't we?
489849 In fact, I'm there right now.

lost highway
Who the hell owns that dog?
489766 Who the hell owns that dog?
489802 Not necessarily the way they happened.

donnie darko
I'm voting for Dukakis.
236984 I'm voting for Dukakis.
237659 I'm going to Harvard.

donnie darko
Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.
237680 Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.
237675 Yeah, they told me to get out of the house.

donnie darko
I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you.
237603 I promise that one day things will get better for you.
237624 I think I only have a few days left... before they catch me.

donnie darko
"No duh" is a product of fear.
237443 Violence is a product of fear. Those who love themselves enough should have no need to fight another person. Learn to truly love yourself... and the world will be yours.
237437 There's no need to be embarrassed.

donnie darko
Is that all the gusta you can musta?
237423 That's all the gusta you can musta? I said, "Good morning!"
237295 And so, let us begin Lifeline Exercise No.

donnie darko
Hey, porky pig, I hope you get molested.
237142 Hey, porky pig. I hope you get molested!
237132 We get to go home at 7:55.

donnie darko
Go Back to China, bitch.
237077 Go back to China, bitch!
237074 Hey, Cherita... want a cigarette?

wonder boys
No offence, Professor Tripp, but you look kinda crappy.
881550 No offense, Professor Tripp, but you look sorta crappy.
881479 Can I--I mean--do you mind--if I wear this again.

swingers
You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.
767082 Baby, you take yourself out of the game. You start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream, of course it's gonna be on the friend tip.
766918 Bring a James Bond for me and my boy Mikey, and if you tell the bartender to go easy on the water... ...this Kennedy has your name on it.

swingers
They went with someone who had more theme-park experience.
767497 They went for someone with more theme park experience. I woulda killed for that job.
767498 See, it's all how you look at it.

swingers
This place is dead anyways.
767333 Yeah. This place is dead, anyway.
767323 That was pretty cold, dude.

swingers
You're so money and you don't even know it!
767374 You are so money, and you don't even know it...
767519 But most important, man, I'm sorry about what I said.

jurassic park iii
If we split up, I'm going with you guys.
439998 If they split up, I'm going with you.
439956 Well, I think we should start searching for your son.

jurassic park iii
Reverse Darwinism - survival of the most idiotic.
439869 Reverse-Darwinism. Survival of the most idiotic.
439871 That's the nice thing about them.

jurassic park iii
On this island there is no such thing as safe.
439898 Mr. Kirby, trust me, on this island, there is no such thing as safe. We have to get back in this plane...
439899 And tell your wife to stop making so much noise!

jurassic park iii
Fine, go ahead and scream and when that "Tricikloplots" attacks you, don't come crying to me.
439990 Fine...and when the Tricyclatops comes after you, don't come crying to me.
439988 Well what's the use of hiring an expert if your not going to listen to him?

state and main
This is what my people died for... the right to make a movie in this town.
744281 NO, we're gonna stay here. This is what my people died for. The right to make a movie in this town.
745460 The truth is, you can't tell me, to a certainty, that you saw the thing.

state and main
If your memory was as long as your dick, you'd be in good shape.
745353 If your memory was as long as your dick, you'd be in good shape. How long since you almost went to jail for this shit?
745335 I did...and we all dream of it, and here, here Hollywood has come to you.

state and main
Only second chance I know, is the chance to make the same mistake twice.
745553 Only second chance I know, chance t'make the same mistake twice.
744411 I'm just here to do a job, just like the rest of these...

state and main
Everybody needs a hobby.
744521 Everybody needs a hobby. Okay, look Page...
744519 No, you're absolutely...

white squall
I think I'm gonna choke on feel good.
869529 Christ, I'm gonna choke on 'feel good'...
869606 How the hell are we gonna get outta here?

kalifornia
Tell me, big shot, how you gonna write a book about something you know nothing about?
441979 You wanna tell me how'n the hell you gonna write a book 'bout somethin' you don't know nothin' 'bout?
441965 And just what exactly are the Chinese doing here in the middle of the American desert anyway?...

kalifornia
I like your hair 'cause it's short.
441592 I like your hair.
441572 We shouldn't be doin' this, Early.

kalifornia
Is it just me, or did this trip go downhill since we ran out of Lucky lager.
441969 ...Is it just me, or has this whole trip been goin' downhill ever since we ran outta Lucky Lager?
441954 Hate to be an Indian-giver but I'm gonna have to ask for my gun back.

erin brockovich
Ed, have a fucking cup of coffee.
262002 That's a fucking fortune, Ed. And you know I'm the last person on Earth to walk away from a big payday. But you and me didn't get into this to get rich. We did it cause we both have this voice in our heads saying, do the right thing; get these plaintiffs what they deserve -- the right to live and die in some kind of comfort and peace. If 50,000 isn't gonna buy that, then we gotta say no. Trust me. If you don't do the right thing for these people, getting that 6 million dollars is gonna feel like shit.
262030 There are no holes in my research.

erin brockovich
Look, I don't know shit about shit but I know right from wrong!
261763 Okay, fine. I don't know shit about shit. But I know the difference --
261768 A hell of a lot of people have lived on that land since then.

the family man
If you could take a dump sometime in this century, then we could go home where it's warm.
273450 If you could take a dump some time in this century, then we could go home where its warm...
273507 Bowlers do it in an alley?...Non profit lawyers do it for free... what is it with these people?

the family man
Because you thought I was *cocky*, I'm now on a permanent *acid trip*?
273303 You mean because you thought I was cocky Im now on a permanent acid trip?!!
273155 We're standing at the airport saying goodbye and she asks me to stay.

burlesque
You didn't tell me you could sing like that!
153182 You can't learn to sing like that.
153152 But, wait-- Tess-- that's always been Nikki's number.

the apartment
That's the way it crumbles... cookie-wise.
64383 I don't know. I guess that's the way it crumbles -- cookie-wise.
64398 What did you do with the cards?

the apartment
Why do people have to love people anyway?
64017 Why do people have to love people, anyway?
64006 Will you see that Mr. Sheldrake gets it?

the apartment
Premium-wise and billing-wise, we are eighteen percent ahead of last year, October-wise.
63366 Premium-wise and billing-wise, we are eighteen percent ahead of last year, October-wise.
63333 Would I like to get her on a slow elevator to China.

the apartment
Just because I wear a uniform doesn't make me a girl scout.
63655 Don't be too sure. Just because I wear a uniform -- that doesn't make me a Girl Scout.
63543 Look, Jeff -- we had two wonderful months this summer -- and that was it.

the apartment
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... nothin'... no action... dullsville!
63730 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring -- Nothing -- No action -- Dullsville! You married?
63773 Poor Mickey -- when I think of him all by himself in that jail in Havana -- -- want to see his picture?

the apartment
I'd like to spell it out for you... only I can't spell!
64385 I'd spell it out for you -- only I can't spell.
64179 The fellows in the office may get the wrong idea how I found out.

the french connection
You wanna play "hide the salami" with his old lady?
295637 What for -- you wanna play Hide the Salami with his old lady?
295679 Could have got two-and-a-half to five, but they wouldn't prosecute.

silverado
Mister, you got a lot to learn about people.
695619 Mister, you got a lot to learn about people.
695620 They've got a little place south of Silverado.

silverado
You used to ride with that guy?
695786 You used to ride with that guy?
695842 I wish you the best, Mrs. Parker.

silverado
Now, I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead.
695930 I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead. Drop your guns.
695451 I haven't had a drink of whiskey or slept in a bed for ten days.

panic room
Shut it... lock it... and get the fuck away from it.
590105 Get the fuck away from me.
590120 She's got your gun, that's what she's thinking!

panic room
Please don't do anything stupid.
589853 Look, don't be stupid...
589820 Can't get in the room.

bodyguard
The people who hire me, they don't have to be convinced to save their own lives.
126067 Save it, Devaney. The people who hire me don't have to be convinced to save their own lives.
125885 I've spent a lot of time learning not to react to things like other people do.

bodyguard
They don't wash cars on the upper level.
125278 They don't wash cars on the parking levels.
126471 I thought I might hole up with my dad.

the losers
So... you, uh, ladies liking the angle of the dangle?
489407 Liking the angle of the dangle?
489414 I'm supposed to install a firewall on his system-

starship troopers
You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?
744200 Sure you do... You're a big fat smart bug, aren't you ?
744215 Yeah, if I live through this, they'll probably hang me.

starship troopers
I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!
743804 Yeah, well, I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill'em all !
743784 Sir, my family... my whole family was in Buenos Aires, sir.

shampoo
C'mon, who's the greatest cocksucker in the whole world?
684975 Who's the greatest cocksucker in the world? C'mon --
684970 shoulders tonguing his -- Just get me out of here, baby.

my best friend's wedding
He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.
547929 He has you on a pedestal. And me in his arms.
548062 That's just the sort of thing my father and I discussed.

mission to mars
When we get back, we have GOT to try this in the simulator...
535346 Hey. When we get back? We really will have to try this in the sim.
535338 Jesus, Jim -- if we don't make it -- if we miss the REMO...

never been kissed
I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!
556031 Josie Grossie.
556025 It was a long time ago -

never been kissed
Oh my God, like, there goes another lemming!
556620 Look, there goes another Lemming. WE ANGLE ON the escalator as Josie and the Girls rise single file out of- FRAME.
556282 Last I checked--this was still a free country.

ocean's eleven
You of all people should know Terry, in your hotel, there's always someone watching.
579106 You of all people should know, Terry: in your hotel, there's always someone watching.
578600 See, the kind of people you steal things from, they have insurance to compensate them.

ocean's eleven
Did someone call for a doctor?
578903 Someone called for a doctor?
578775 That how you gonna stand?

shakespeare in love
My lady, the tide waits for no man, but I swear it would wait for you.
683022 Ah! My lady! The tide waits for no man, but I swear it would wait for you!
682832 Your father was a shopkeeper, your children will bear arms, and I will recover my fortune.

shakespeare in love
Well, that would have them rolling in the aisles.
683173 Well, that will have them rolling in the aisles.
682548 There's a lady knows your play by heart.

shakespeare in love
I love you, Will, beyond poetry.
683158 I love you, Will, beyond poetry.
683178 Will you read it for me?

shakespeare in love
I'm a dead man and buggered to boot!
682463 Well, I am a dead man and buggered to boot. My theatre is close by the plague these twelve weeks, my company is playing the inn-yards of England, while Burbage and the Chamberlain's Men are invited to court and receive ten pounds to play your piece, written for my theatre, by my writer, at my risk when you were green and grateful -
682530 Burbage, I will see you hanged for a pickpocket.

shakespeare in love
Gentlemen upstage; ladies downstage... Are you a lady Mr. Kent?
682843 Gentlemen upstage! Ladies downstage! Are you a lady, Mr. Kent?
682845 "Oh, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you!

shakespeare in love
You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.
683367 You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.
683354 I have hurt you and I am sorry for it.

shakespeare in love
Let us have pirates, clowns, and a happy ending, or we shall send you back to Stratford to your wife!
683124 By God, Will, if you do not, who does? Let us have pirates, clowns, and a happy ending, or we will send you back to Stratford to your wife!
682570 Believe me, to be close by the plague is a bagatelle in the ups and downs of owning a theatre.

harold and maude
She provides the *whole* southwest with chicken feed!
360691 She supplies the whole southwest with chicken feed.
360687 Edith was just telling me about her job.

harold and maude
During war time, the national suicide rate goes down.
360782 During wartime the national suicide rate goes down.
360793 Golly I never knew it could be so exciting.

harold and maude
It's all memorabilia, but incidental and not integral, if you know what I mean.
360363 It's all memorabilia, but incidental and not integral, if you know what I mean.
360477 That's the influence of the right food, the right exercise, and the right breathing.

harold and maude
Grab the shovel, Harold.
360630 Grab the shovel, Harold.
360628 Because if you are...

glengarry glen ross
You can't think on your feet, you oughta keep your mouth closed.
325019 You can't think on your feet you should keep your mouth closed.  You hear me?  I'm talking to you. Do you hear me...?
325065 I'm going to tell you, I was ready to Do the Dutch.

glengarry glen ross
You've got a big mouth... now I'm gonna show you an even bigger one.
325068 You've got a big mouth, and now I'm going to show you an even bigger one.
325044 You want to talk to me, you want to talk to someone else...because this is my job.

glengarry glen ross
Cop couldn't find his dick, two hands and a map.
324690 Cop couldn't find his dick two hands and a map.  Anyone talks to this guy's an asshole...
324713 Hey, I don't want to hear your fucking war stories...

true believer
It's in the area of narcotics, Mr. Reynard, that the government tramples on the Fourth Amendment.
829068 It's in the area of narcotics, Mr. Reynard, that the government tramples on the Fourth Amendment.
829044 The cops tell the eyewitnesses, "Don't doubt your ID, we got 'em dead on the gun.

true believer
The last struggle for Constitutional rights is being waged over drugs.
828866 The last struggle for constitutional rights is being waged over drugs...
828828 Aren't we saying cocaine is more potent than our Constitution?

true believer
Well, let's not drag the constitution into this.
829069 Let's not drag the Constitution into this.
829065 So what've you been up to since then?

true believer
You know, I haven't gotten stoned once since the trial started.
829535 ...Do you realize I haven't gotten stoned since the trial started?
829544 Repeat drunk drivers, and I'm gonna get 'em all off.

blue velvet
I looked for you in my closet tonight.
122077 I looked for you in my closet tonight. It's crazy, I don't know where you came from but. I like you.
122052 I've gotta go to sleep now.

blue velvet
Why are there people like Frank?
122209 Why are there people like Frank. Why is there so much trouble in this world.?
122197 I got all this information illegally.

blue velvet
Don't you fucking look at me!
121987 Don't move. don't look at me.
121970 What did you hear on the phone .

blue velvet
He put his disease in me.
122312 You put your disease in me. your semen. it's hot and full of disease.
122308 Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.

blue velvet
Do you like the way I feel?
122021 Do you like the way I feel?
122027 You can kiss them if you want.

friday the 13th part viii jason takes manhattan
Night time is the right time.
298074 The night time is the right time.
298080 Come on, it's grad night.

friday the 13th part viii jason takes manhattan
Just use the combos, and keep the feet light...
298385 Use the combos and keep the feet light...
298369 We can't let those gang-bangers get away, man...

friday the 13th part viii jason takes manhattan
Walking corpses are not real.
298233 Walking corpses are not real!
298235 I'm in charge here!

friday the 13th part viii jason takes manhattan
Facing your fear doesn't always conquer it.
298045 Facing your fear doesn't always conquer it.
298036 Your father was looking for you, Mr. Robertson.

friday the 13th part viii jason takes manhattan
Go ahead... take your best shot, motherfucker!
298386 Take your best shot, motherfucker...
298349 God damn, we're in New York!

almost famous
Please don't give him any more acid.
37696 Please don't give him any more acid.
37736 And not that anybody's using you, but -

almost famous
Look at this: an entire generation of Cinderellas and there's no glass slipper.
37223 Look at this. An entire generation of Cinderellas and there's no slipper coming.
37169 And you skipped kindergarten because I taught it to you when you were four.

almost famous
Adolescence is a marketing tool.
37172 Adolescence is a marketing tool.
37167 So you skipped fifth grade.

almost famous
I never said I was a golden god... or did I?
38050 I didn't say "Golden God." Or did I?
38083 What gives you the right to get this personal with me.

almost famous
When and where does this "real world" occur?
37855 When and where does the real world occur? I am really... confused here. Fuck! All these Rules And all these sayings... and nicknames...
37904 I'm a friend of Penny Lane's.

almost famous
Your looks have become a problem!
37667 Your looks have become a problem.
37951 What happened to you last night?

almost famous
He was never a person, he was a journalist!
38053 He was never a "person!" He was a journalist!
37989 And I'm still in love with you Leslie.

almost famous
Just think, any other city in the world and you'd still be a virgin.
37754 Me too. Greenville is so boring. Any other city in the world and you'd still be a virgin.
38079 Something about that girl brought out the best in a lot of... ... pretty average people.

almost famous
Does anybody remember laughter?
37269 Does anybody remember laugh-tah? Come and GET 'EM!
38084 Let's not reminisce.

almost famous
Listen to Tommy with a candle burning, and you'll see your entire future.
37188 "Listen to Tommy with a candle burning and you will see your entire future..."
37164 And when he rebels in some strange and odd way, don't blame me.

almost famous
Doris is the soul of this band!
37802 Doris is the soul of this band! That bus has been our home since we were the Jeff Bebe Band.
37659 You know what I do - I connect.

almost famous
I'm never as good as when you're there.
37746 I'm getting good stuff out here.
37738 I'm not famous.... but you could always use me.

the planet of the apes
Who would like to buy some aspirin?
606418 Would you like to come along?
606410 I'll start by following the shoreline.

the planet of the apes
Doctor, would an ape make a human doll that TALKS?
606373 Dr. Zaius! Would an ape make a human doll that talks?
606389 Then tell them Dr. Zaius won't leave here alive.

the planet of the apes
Well, at least they haven't tried to bite us.
605865 Well, at least they haven't tried to bite us.
606067 I can't hurt them... but I threaten them somehow.

back to the future
Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born.
82988 Christ, it's a miracle I was even born!
82986 Say what you were supposed to say in the cafeteria.

back to the future
I'm gonna get that son of a bitch.
83009 I'm gonna get that son of a bitch!
83098 Eileen -- I didn't know you were that kinda girl!

serenity
Half of writing history is hiding the truth.
676042 Half of writing history is hiding the truth. There's something on this rock the Alliance doesn't want known.
676108 Mal shoots him in the head, turns back.

serenity
What're we expectin' to find here that equals the worth of a turd?
675551 What are we hoping to find here that equals the worth of a turd?
675659 He never belonged here, and his sister's no saner than one of them Reavers.

serenity
Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?
675600 Boy, sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don'tchya think? Mal says nothing, keeps firing.
675780 She goes woolly again, we're gonna have to put a bullet to her.

serenity
Eta Kooram Nah Smech!
675737 Eta Kooram Nah Smech! And River drops to the ground, fast asleep. There is a beat. Mal looks around the bar. He and Simon, who has run up to the entrance, are the only ones standing. He looks down at River. She lies unconscious, helpless.
675752 May I see her?

serenity
Define "disappeared".
676123 Define "disappeared". The Ensign just looks uncomfortable.
676087 And sin.

serenity
Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...
675912 Dear Buddha, please send me a pony, and a plastic rocket, and --
675892 I didn't look through the... stuff... just sundries I expect.

serenity
I'm a hairsbreadth from riddlin' you with holes, Doctor!
675626 I'm a hair's breadth from riddling you with holes, Doctor --
675637 Man has to cut loose, learn to stand on his own.

serenity
Well, something sure the hell ain't right.
676131 Well something sure as hell ain't right...
676122 See how the inevitable mutiny is coming along.

serenity
I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.
676206 I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.
676217 140 Long as that landing strip is made of fluffy pillows...

serenity
The chicken's come home to roost.
676208 Chickens come home to roost... They are suddenly JOLTED by a glancing blow from another ship -- Wash struggles to control her --
676176 This report is maybe twelve years old.

serenity
I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it.
676070 I don't care what you believe! Just... believe it. Whatever you have to... His breathing becomes laboured. Hitched. Stopped. His hand slips away, his blood leaving a distinct print on Mal's face. Jayne and Simon run up,Simon slowing down -- going to the e he's-dead.----Zne -„a r.7-1, ;,,,r them as Jayne looks around him, Mal still fixed on Book.
675841 It's for the men River might have killed in that bar.

serenity
I've never credited the Alliance with an overabundance of brains and if you're the best they've got...
675950 Oh, a jack-rabbit, me. 'Sides, I never credited the Alliance with an over-abundance of brains. And if you're the best they got...
676084 And the 40 only reason you're talking such a lot is you can't get a fix on us.

buried
...that your ransom video already has 47,000 hits on YouTube.
152397 That your ransom video already has 47,000 hits on YouTube. And all the major networks are playing it, including Al Jazeera. So, now your captors have no choice but to follow through.
152391 We didn't even know she had been taken hostage.

gods and monsters
Take off your shirt, and I'll tell you all about it.
328232 Take off your vest and I'll tell you a story.
328243 I never swim myself, so the pool tends to go to waste.

gods and monsters
He's never met a princess - only queens.
328836 He's never met a princess. Only queens.
328833 My gardener, who insisted I bring him today.

gods and monsters
One likes to live simply.
328181 One likes to live simply.
328179 I expect you can't.

gods and monsters
You must think the whole world is queer.
328748 You must think the whole world is queer. Well it's not. War sure isn't.
328742 I don't like to talk about that.

hellraiser
This isn't for your eyes!
370333 This isn't for your eyes.
370289 ... we'll tear your soul apart ...

hellraiser
Come here, damn you, I want to touch you.
370032 Come to Daddy. I only want to touch ...
370083 Maybe they were once, but they're not now.

hellraiser
We'll tear your soul apart!
370260 We'll tear your soul apart!
370244 It's time we were away.

hellraiser
We had to hear it from your own lips.
370331 We had to hear it from his own lips -
370233 If he takes another step, we open his throat.

saw
Who said anything about a warrant?
665834 Who said anything about a warrant?
665859 Shut up and get down here!

superman
Why is it I can't get it on with the good guys?
760854 You too.  I... just can't get it on for the good guys, you know?
760453 Why do millions of people have to die for this...Crime of  the Century?

superman
I wonder what they're wearing in Addis Ababa?
760738 I wonder what they're wearing in Addis Ababa.
760747 Did you ever try to run in high heels?

superman
Lex, my mother lives in Hackensack.
760841 My... mother lives in Hackensack.
760846 Will you save my mother first?

superman
It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving.
760445 It's a miracle that brain can generate enough power to keep his legs moving....
760781 I just knew you couldn't resist the chance of sort of ... pitch in.

above the law
This maniac should be wearing a number, not a badge.
13331 That maniac should be wearing a number, not a badge.
13236 Your English is getting good... You're showing it off.

aladdin
Oooooh, nice shot, Jafa-
26840 Oh, nice shot, Jaf--
26818 Here's your cracker.

braveheart
My son's loyal wife returns, unkilled by the heathen.
139647 My son's loyal wife returns, unkilled by the heathen. So he accepted our bribe.
139619 We must sue for a truce, and buy him off.

braveheart
Every man dies, not every man really lives.
139831 Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
139789 I want a home and children and peace.

braveheart
Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.
139538 I'm not finished. Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that bridge, stand before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own ass.
139784 I will meet you, but only one way -- if Robert the Bruce is there, and puts his hand on my Bible, and swears his loyalty to Scotland.

braveheart
We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why.
139589 We all end up dead. It's only a question of how. And why.
139644 We married in secret because I would not share her with an English lord.

babel
They look at us like we're monsters.
79979 They look at us like we're monsters.
79977 Tell him I couldn't read his lips.

young frankenstein
My grandfather... was a very... SICK... man.
891121 My father was a sick man.
891148 How long will this whole thing take?

gladiator
He killed the man who set you free.
322674 Killed a man with a sword?
322798 Have you -- how does one meet the Emperor?

gladiator
Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome.
323018 But who can be more merciful than the Emperor of Rome?
323006 They are my children and all I want to do is love them.

gladiator
If only you had been born a man, what a Caesar you would have made.
322586 What a Caesar you would have made.
322590 Well, pretend to be my loving daughter tonight and walk with me to my chamber.

fracture
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
292237 Even a broken clock gets to be right twice a day.
291979 I guess I should call him as a rebuttal

fracture
Is it safe to say that the person who inflicted this wound intended to kill?
291939 Dr. Kang, is it safe to say that someone inflicting this kind of wound intended to kill?
291913 And I think I've already found about six disqualifiers in Delaware, Ohio, and Florida.

stir of echoes
Don't be afraid of it, Daddy.
748901 Don't be afraid of it, Daddy. The hell does that mean? But before Tom can respond, Jake turns, climbs back in bed, rolls over to face the wall, and goes back to sleep.
749628 The infant looks at her older brother.

stir of echoes
Why don't you just lick 'em when they walk by?
749013 Look at him. Why doesn't he just lick them when they walk by?
749253 She thought she was gonna be a big movie star.

three kings
You know you're on the path to truth when you smell shit, isn't that what they say?
804369 You're on the path to truth when you smell shit, isn't that what they say?
804368 That's OK, I'm not looking for a proctologist or a urologist I'm looking for Sargeant Barlow.

three kings
Didn't think I'd get to see anybody get shot in this war.
804197 You're lucky you got to see anybody shot in this war.
804250 And I'd gladly stand up; next to you and defend her still today.

three kings
Don't make me smoke your ass, Abdul!
804573 Don't make me smoke your ass, Abdul.
804492 We are here for your protection and safety.

brazil
What have you done with his body?
140169 What have you done with his body?
140167 My husband's dead, isn't he?

godfather
You touch my sister again, I'll kill you.
326557 You...bastard...You...hurt my sister... again...and I'll kill...you.
326556 Make your kid a orphan before he's born.

godfather
Maybe we shouldn't get Mike mixed up in this too directly...
326383 Maybe Mike shouldn't get mixed up in this so directly. You know the old man doesn't want that.
326367 I was as good a son to him as you or Mike.

godfather
Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin'.
326072 Goddamn FBI...don't respect nothing.
326071 Buddy, this is a private party.

godfather
Paulie, pull over, I gotta take a leak.
326407 Paulie, pull over. I gotta take a leak.
326394 He's already thinking of going to the mattresses.

godfather
It's safer to teach you English!
326714 It's safer to teach you English.
326723 I'll be leaving in ten minutes.

hellbound hellraiser ii
Now all we need... is skin.
367922 Now all we need is a skin.
367960 I think it's still here.

hellbound hellraiser ii
Nothing personal, babe!
368093 Nothing personal, babe.
368109 Oh, poor Larry.

hellbound hellraiser ii
I recommend... amputation!
368141 I recommend amputation.
367991 It's coming.

house on haunted hill
Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?
389557 Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?
389559 Oh, I think we're going to have several.

house on haunted hill
Guess old Melissa found what she was looking for.
389813 Could be old Melissa found what she was looking for.
389586 It's your sick little scene now, Steven: enjoy.

house on haunted hill
There's been a murder almost everyplace in this house!
389883 There's someone else in the House!
389926 I think I'll do what I damn well please.

house on haunted hill
What good is a million dollars when you're dead?
390082 Not even for a million dollars, Mr. Price.
390005 Now we know how the guest list was made up.

the battle of shaker heights
He's a VH1 documentary without the music.
97719 He's a VH-1 documentary without the music.
97717 My playpen used to be in her studio.

the time machine
When I speak of time, I'm speaking of the fourth dimension.
811306 When I speak of time, I'm referring to the fourth dimension.
811317 We can move in the other three -- up, down, forward, backward, sideways.

code of silence
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
184272 I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.
184152 Pompas, you're getting to be a fucking pain in the ass.

rambo: first blood part ii
Like you said Colonel, he went home.
633022 ... Like you said, he went home.
633020 He's not to leave the base.

rambo: first blood part ii
Sir, do we get to win this time?
632711 Sir... Do we get to win this time?
632746 I believe the mind is the best weapon.

snatch
Are you taking the piss?
706181 Are you taking the piss?
706368 Now I know you,came back.

snatch
I fail to recognize the correlation between losing ten grand, hospitalizing Gorgeous, and a good deal.
706102 Tell me the correlation between a hospitalized boxer and a good deal?
706103 How are we going to explain to Brick Top that his fight isn't going to .

snatch
Well, why didn't you just  "bust a cap in his ass," Tommy?
706457 Why didn't you "bus a cap in his ass" then Tommy? Mind you, you would do more damage if you threw it at him.
706482 That's what he said, she's a nice old girl his mum.

do the right thing
Extra Cheese is two dollars.
231960 Extra cheese is two dollars. Y'know dat.
231974 Don't come back, either.

do the right thing
Hey, Sal, how come they ain't no brothas on the wall?
231966 Sal, how come you ain't got no brothers up on the wall here?
231970 So since we spend much money here, we do have some say.

8mm
Oh, he's a lover, man... definitely loves what he does for a living.
4655 He's a brutal motherfucker, man.  He loves what he does for a living.
4673 Nobody appreciates that kind of integrity anymore... the grain, the gritty look you get.

a walk to remember
All I know is... you're beautiful.
12558 'Yes.  You're beautiful.'
12581 I haven't been nice to you.

mission impossible
Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think.
533872 Luther, relax, it's worse than you think. The terminal's in black vault lock-down.
533870 Luther, I guess you're all out of excuses.

mission impossible
Hey, I'm the flavor of the month.
534143 Hey, I'm the flavour of the month!
534149 Why don't you come back with me?

mission impossible
Try any sleight of hand with my money and I'll cut your throat.
533959 Try any sleight-of-hand with my money and Ill cut your throat.
533945 I don't think you're in any position to give orders, do you?

king kong
So what are you, Mr. Driscoll, a lion, or a chimpanzee?
447078 What are you, Mr. Driscoll, a lion or a chimpanzee?
447000 It isn't every woman who would take such a risk.

king kong
She doesn't want the chocolate...
447393 She doesn't want the chocolate!
447244 I'm writing it for you.

king kong
Good things never last Mr. Denham.
446962 Good things never last, Mr. Denham.
446958 But she doesn't trust it.

king kong
God damn it, Preston, all you had to do was look her in the eye and lie!
446916 Goddammit, Preston! All you had to do is look her in the eye and lie.
446909 You got it ... and tell Maureen - she doesn't have six hours to put on her face.

king kong
What are you trying to do, put the whole ship to sleep?
447065 They're still trying to find a place for him to sleep.
447062 I hope you find it to your liking... it's quite comfortable.

robin hood prince of thieves
Show them the courage of Allah!
647785 Show them the courage of Allah.
647780 Cut off the infidel's hand.

robin hood prince of thieves
The hospitality in this country is as warm as the weather.
648077 The hospitality here is as warm as the weather.
647883 If our positions were reversed, I would have done the same.

robin hood prince of thieves
This is English courage.
647786 And this is English courage.
647781 I took the bread.

robin hood prince of thieves
How did your uneducated kind ever take Jerusalem?
648162 How did your uneducated kind ever take Jerusalem?
648349 You should not have left without me, Englishman.

alien nation
Your mother mates out of season.
29626 Your mother mates out of season.
29624 You don't want to know.

alien nation
If the drug is here, we must destroy it!
29848 If the drug is here, we must destroy it.
29845 They had months in quarantine to develop the plan.

bad boys
Next time, learn to work the safety with your punk-ass.
84935 Next time, learn how to work the safety with your punk ass. Now where's my no good, no back-up partner?
84968 Do I backseat drive when you're tailing a hitman?

the proposal
Don't make me call your mother!
621387 Larry Ferris! Don't make me call your mother!
621374 I need to go to the hospital.

the abyss
When you're hanging on by your fingernails, you can't go waving your arms around.
14875 All I'm saying is when you're hanging on by your fingernails, you don't go waving you arms around.
15062 She's not... her heart is strong, she wants to live... can't you see that?

the abyss
It went straight for the warhead, and they think it's cute.
14943 It went straight for the warhead. And they think it's cute.
14885 I want 'round-the-clock manning of the sonar shack and the exterior cameras.

the abyss
These guys are about as much fun as a tax audit.
14603 Those guys are about a much fun as a tax audit.
14615 Nobody knows the systems on this rig better than I do.

the abyss
Keep your pantyhose on.
14516 I'm coming. Keep your pantyhose on.
14517 What's going on?

ghost world
Oh, we totally have to.
318802 Oh, we totally have to.
318792 Who reads all this shit?

ghost world
Gimme all your money, bitch!
319225 Give me all your money, bitch!
319199 We have to go in here!

ghost world
Well, I have to admit that things are really starting to look up for me since my life turned to shit.
319884 I have to admit, things have really started looking up for me since my life turned to shit.
319343 You should make sure you do the exact opposite of everything I do so you don't end up like me...

ghost world
God, I'm so sick of Seymour.
319538 God, I'm so sick of Seymour.
319681 It's a totally normal, average neighborhood!

ghost world
Well, as long as she's not a complete imbecile and she's even remotely attractive.
319182 I mean as long as she's not a complete imbecile and she's even remotely attractive...
319316 He's going to be amazed to see it - it's one of two known copies...

walking tall
I'm not gonna let this stand.
856721 I'm not gonna let this stand.
856728 I appreciate that, I thought this was history.

walking tall
I guess that changes our relationship a bit, huh?
856770 Guess that changes our relationship a bit huh?
856704 Chris I wanna make you head of security.

meet joe black
Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy.
520053 Don't blow smoke up my ass, you'll ruin my autopsy.
520056 I'm getting a little dizzy, I can feel my heart pumping --

meet joe black
Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.
519397 Easy, Bill. You'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.
519487 But I know she's grateful for the care you're giving her.

meet joe black
When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.
519031 When I introduce you, if I say who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.
520051 Now that we have a moment, would you mind if I expressed my gratitude for what you did for Susan?

meet joe black
I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.
518839 '...I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.'
518957 'Not an ounce of excitement, not a whisper of a thrill --'

meet joe black
You got enough nice pictures?
519776 Got enough nice pictured, Easter.
519774 But I not lonely here.

meet joe black
You never know, lightning could strike.
518935 You never know. Lightning could strike.
518931 Depends on the woman I marry.

meet joe black
I don't think this is the lightning you're looking for.
519545 I don't think this is the lightning you are looking for. Drew's a good man. I know I didn't seem to be completely in his corner before, but I've come to appreciate --
519458 And now you're all grown up -- and I'm - uh - um --

meet joe black
Thank you for loving me.
519959 Thank you for loving me.
519983 You're the poison, Drew.

meet joe black
I wish... you could have known my father.
520077 I wish you could've known my father...
519879 We know all that we need to know --

rebel without a cause
I've got the bullets!
637284 But I've got the bullets! The gun was empty!
637280 Don't be a fool!

rebel without a cause
I don't want any trouble.
636691 I don't want trouble.
636703 You satisfied or you want more?

rebel without a cause
You're tearing me apart!
636471 You're tearing me apart!
636465 You buy me many things.

rebel without a cause
What does he know about man alone?
636639 What does he know about Man alone?
636428 I guess I'm just no good?

twin peaks: fire walk with me
If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead.
836493 If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead.
836390 Mom, Laura's here and I think I will have one of those huckleberry muffins.

twin peaks: fire walk with me
You know, Agent Desmond, I figure this whole office, furniture included, is worth $27,000.
835959 You know, Agent Desmond, I figure this whole office, furniture included, is worth 27,000 dollars.
835973 There appears to be a contusion under the ring finger of her left hand.

twin peaks: fire walk with me
Goddamn, these people are confusing.
836137 God damn, you people are confusing.
836135 Well, where are you going?

tron
Bring in the logic probe!
826758 Bring in the logic probe!!
826782 We'll get them, sir...

tron
That M.C.P., that's half our problem right there.
826534 That MCP, you know, that's half the problem right --
826539 Sometimes I wish I was back in that garage...

tron
On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy.
826649 Oh man...when you're on the other side of the screen...it all looks so easy...
826797 I'm a -- well, I'm what you guys call a User.

tron
Oh, man, this isn't happening, it only thinks its happening.
826569 Oh, man... this isn't happening. It only thinks it's happening...
826526 Once that's gone, ain't nothin' can stop him.

cold mountain
Daddy, come inside before you drown!
184484 Daddy, come inside before you drown!
184493 Is there a letter for me?

cold mountain
Well, you have your war.
184427 Well, you have your war.
184439 I found you this book.

cold mountain
Ruby, this fence may be the first thing I ever did that might produce an actual result.
184646 This fence is about the first thing I've ever done that'll produce an actual result.
184456 But then I've tried counting the number of words which passed between Mr. Inman and me.

cold mountain
My daddy - he'd walk forty miles for liquor but not forty inches for kindness.
184696 I was all right! He'd walk forty miles for liquor and not forty inches for kindness.
184694 Stobrod called himself a musician -- my daddy -- he could play six tune on a fiddle.

cold mountain
So, you have never wrapped your legs around this Inman?
184647 So you never wrapped your legs around this Inman?
184691 We're careful we'll get through the winter now.

cold mountain
I've had to put myself in the way of people's kindness.
184909 I've had to put myself in the way of people's kindness.
184905 -- Sometimes I think I'm crazy when I'm just hungry -- Ada Monroe.

cold mountain
I'm wetter than a fish.
184399 I'm wetter than a fish.
184413 I can't get much wetter.

cold mountain
I despise a floggin' rooster.
184580 I despise a flogging rooster. Where is he?
184578 There's half the day yet.

cold mountain
Let's put him in a pot.
184581 Let's put him in a pot.
184576 Is that a yes or a no?

the cider house rules
You don't find it depressing that Homer Wells is picking apples?
174849 You don't find it depressing that Homer Wells is picking apples?
174589 And you won't be able to take care of them, either.

agnes of god
As much as God loves you
22555 As much as God loves you.
22566 No, it just makes you doubly

agnes of god
As much as Mother Miriam loves me?
22554 As much as Mother Miriam does?
22496 That's because you keep reminding me.

nurse betty
I'm asking for an example of one of these dumb fucks being a dumb fuck.
573616 I'm asking you for an example of one of these dumb fucks being a dumb fuck.
573650 Stupid is trying to sell it to other people who are, by their very nature, untrustworthy.

nurse betty
This stuff's nuttier than my shit after I've eaten an Almond Roca!
574360 I call it 'nutty' as my shit after I eat Almond Roca...
574365 "It's beneath her..." She's a mother fucking housewife... nothing's beneath her!

unbreakable
I'm just going to shoot you once!
841186 I'm going to work out.
841199 That's the most I've ever lifted.

unbreakable
They say this one has a surprise ending.
841056 They said this one has a surprise ending.
841412 A couple I'd thought had broken him...

unbreakable
This is an art gallery, my friend, and this is a piece of art.
841070 This is an art gallery my friend. This is piece of art...
841071 This is one of seventeen original drawings by Fritz Champion remaining in the world.

the wild bunch
Pike; "I wouldn't have it any other way", *either*!
874520 - Pike, I wouldn?t have it no other -way aither.
874515 And you -- and me --did we learn -- being wrong today?

the wild bunch
What I like, and what I need, are two different things.
874411 What I like and what I. need are two different things.
874346 Because I'm all you've got Because I know him.

the horse whisperer
How are you doing out there in Marlboro country?
383734 So, how are you doing in Marlboro country? Is the magazine complaining at all?
383730 Hey... She sounds like she's doing all right.

the horse whisperer
Who's going to want me now?
384066 Who's going to want me now?
384068 Who's ever going to want me?

phone booth
I'm on my knees beggin' you not to kill me.
600711 I'm on my knees begging you.
600705 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not taking it anymore.

phone booth
What are you gunna do about it up in your fucking high window with your goddamn binoculars?
600184 I'm dying to hear this!!! What the fuck can you do about it -- up in your fucking high window with your goddam binoculars?
600152 I just called "Elaine's" and talked to her to see who was in there last night.

i am sam
Sam, I can go at least another nine rounds, but you got to let me in.
396842 Sam, I can go at least nine more rounds. But you gotta let me in. Please Sam. Please.
396850 And from what I've heard, Lucy's making their life miserable - that's our girl.

i am sam
All you need is love.
396605 "All you need is love."
396822 You wear too much perfume.

i am sam
Sam, you gotta be firm on this.
396720 Sam. You've got to be firm on this.
396703 He doesn't want to play with me.

the incredibles
Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.
402422 Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.
402403 You can be in charge that long, can't you?

the incredibles
You're not affiliated with me!
401900 You're not affiliated with me! Holy smokes, I'm late. Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.
401898 Skippy here made sure of that.

the incredibles
Somebody needs to teach this hunk of metal... a few manners!
402653 Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal a few manners.
402609 And I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers.

the incredibles
Every time they run, we take a shot!
402620 Hey, look. Hey! Every time they run, you take a shot.
402589 I know you're there, Little Miss Disappear.

the incredibles
My God, you've gotten fat.
402274 My God, you've gotten fat. Come in. Come, come.
402275 Yes, things are going quite well.

the incredibles
Does this mean we have to move again?
402776 Does this mean we have to move again?
402759 ...aced those guys that tried to kill us!

american history x
People look at me and see my brother.
43783 People look at me...and they see my brother. That's how things have gone since the murder of our father.
43784 Little Henry Hastings and his older brother Jerome.

american history x
Derek, what are you trying to prove?
44074 What are you trying to prove, man?!
44093 Here we go again with this, Derek.

repo man
Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em.
642176 Ordinary people I hate 'em.
642169 Get in at three A.M. get up at four.

repo man
The life of a repo man is always intense.
642214 Repo man's always intense. Come on let's go get a drink.
642235 Mister Peason is carrying a permit for a pistol.

repo man
You repo men, you're all out to fuckin' lunch.
642451 You repo men, you guys are all out to fuckin lunch. Let's get out of here.
642448 Well I don't know I mean that's pretty severe.

repo man
Beautiful evening; you can almost see the stars...
642562 Beautiful evening. You can almost see the stars.
642555 I think you're afraid to find out.

repo man
Best god-damn car on the lot...
642081 Best goddamn car on the lot.
642654 He signed it over to me.

repo man
You ever feel as if your mind had started to erode?
642632 Did you ever feel as if your mind had started to erode?
642631 Of course it was folk songs and protest songs back then.

repo man
Some weird fuckin' shit, eh, Bud?
642788 That's some weird fucking shit Eh Bud? What's going on man?
642747 Look Ah this isn't really necessary.

cube
You're telling me telethon boy is a genius?
205343 You're telling me Tell-A-Son boy is a genius.
205303 Fuck the traps, let's get to the bridge.

cube
I'm not dying in a fucking rat maze!
205317 I'm not dying in a fucking ratmaze.
205227 We have to make it down to the bottom.

american outlaws
If you don't see it, then it's not real.
46563 If you don't see it, it's not real...
46515 I would never have imagined us in a place like this.

american outlaws
My professional opinion is that you've managed to piss off the wrong bunch of farm boys this time.
46237 My professional opinion is that you have managed to piss off the wrong bunch of farm boys this time.
46307 Rumor has it they gave the sharecroppers of Maddox so much money they were able to build a school.

american outlaws
It's going to be a long spring.
46314 It's going to be a long spring.
46416 Why, their intense hatred of you, of course.

godzilla
Better step on it, Mr. French!
329794 Better step on it Frenchie!
329790 The east side is always faster.

godzilla
That's a lot of fish.
329422 That's a lot of fish.
329424 We have to shut them down...

godzilla
The radiation isn't an anomaly, it's the clue.
329259 The radiation is not an anomaly, it's the clue. This creature is far too unique on every level to be some lost dinosaur.
329457 Especially ones that test for catastrophic hormones or clomiphene citrate.

godzilla
I've always wanted to join the French Foreign Legion.
329603 Are you kidding? I always wanted to join the French Foreign Legion.
329592 You said you wanted my trust, then I need yours.

godzilla
Anyone care to join me?
329772 Anyone care to join me?
329783 I could use a coffee.

collateral damage
I'll show you collateral damage!
186260 How's that for collateral damage?
186301 Morgan, the guy from 23, right?

an education
I don't want to lose my virginity to a piece of fruit.
53527 David, I don't want to lose my virginity to a piece of fruit.
53531 And David..... if tomorrow night does happen, it will never happen again, so...

crying game
I'm tired and emotional.
204353 I'm tired and emotional.
204343 Never said a truer word.

crying game
Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?
204359 Did you ever pick your teeth up with broken fingers?
204431 He made it to the road and got hit by a Saracen.

crying game
Go back to your banana tree, nigger.
203826 "Go back to your banana tree, nigger." No use telling them I came from Tottenham.
203844 You've got to loosen my hands.

crying game
See, I'm not a young thing anymore.
204298 Y'see, I'm not a young thing any longer.... Funny the way things go. Don't you find that, Jimmy? Never the way you expected.
204305 Don't want any of those looks, Col.

an american werewolf in london
I'm going completely crazy.
52324 I'm going completely crazy.
52320 I can't stand it.

an american werewolf in london
Can I have a piece of toast?
52307 Can I have a piece of toast?
52056 Do you think it's a dog?

an american werewolf in london
Beware the moon, David.
52358 Beware the moon, David.
52357 Please don't cry.

an american werewolf in london
Benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face and neck?
52478 Benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face and neck?
52459 Listen, if you get too anxious, call me at the hospital, okay?

an american werewolf in london
I didn't mean to call you a meat loaf, Jack!
52488 I'm sorry I called you a meat loaf, Jack.
52473 Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman.

an american werewolf in london
A naked American man stole my balloons.
52572 A naked, American man stole my balloons.
52564 I don't know who you are.

an american werewolf in london
You scared me, you shithead!
52071 You really scared me, you shithead.
52061 Here we are walking away.

an american werewolf in london
I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!
52421 I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!
52396 It's all right, I know I'm being insane.

an american werewolf in london
Shall I be forced to feed you, David?
52226 Shall I be forced to feed you, David?
52229 Let's try a little harder, shall we?

jennifer's body
These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shit gets real.
432352 These things are like smart bombs. Point `em in the right direction and shit gets real.
432500 Well, he said he always thought you and me would make a totally bangin' couple.

jennifer's body
And sometimes, you might just get lucky in your miserable life.
433095 You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life.
433081 In fact, they treated the whole incident like a bad dream.

jennifer's body
Stop kidnapping my girlfriend!
432321 Stop kidnapping my girlfriend!
432319 I'm not jello!

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
I checked The Guide for the best way to rescue a prisoner from Vogsphere, it said "don't".
380286 I checked the guide for ways to rescue a prisoner from Vogsphere. It said "Don't." I'm assuming your plan is better.
380601 You know -- I think sometimes you say things that mean something other than what you're actually saying.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
It won't affect me, I'm already a woman.
380510 Won't affect me. I'm already a woman.
379911 We have a couple of hitchhikers in our receiving bay.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.
380445 I could calculate your chances of survival -- but you won't like it.
380448 Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse, it suddenly does.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!
379907 If there's anything more important than my ego on this ship, I want it caught and shot now.
379919 We've got the police of half the Galaxy after us and we stop to pick up hitchhikers?!

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
I should have said it resembles tea.
380033 I suppose I should have said it resembles tea.
379931 No, no, Marvin, it's fine really.

bean
Hey, what's wrong with Meat Loaf's butt?
99258 What's wrong with you, David? All you have to do is say, Excuse me, I've been sitting here since the start of the Millennium and I'd really like some action from you before the end of the world. I'll go.
99267 It's not working any longer -you and me.

i walked with a zombie
I walked with a zombie... sounds strange to say.
398494 I walked with a zombie.  It does seem an odd thing to say. Had anyone said that to me a year ago, I'm not at all sure I would have known what a Zombie was. I might have had some notion -- that they were strange and frightening, and perhaps a little funny.  But I have walked with a Zombie
398836 That's past -- that's over and done with...

clerks
Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.
182006 Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.
182000 If you want Caitlin, then face Veronica, tell her, and be with Caitlin.

clerks
Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
180909 Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!
180905 Every time I kiss you now I'm going to taste thirty-six other guys.

clerks
All right, so they bring in independent contractors, why are you so upset at its destruction?
181129 All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
181296 He said he'd be here by noon, but it's one-thirty now, so I...Excuse me...Vermont?

clerks
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
180748 I'm not even supposed to be here today!
180750 The guy got sick and couldn't come in.

high fidelity
I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?
375256 I never thought I would say this, but can I go work now?
375248 "-- I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet," yeah, yeah, I hear you --

high fidelity
If you *really* wanted to screw me up, you should've gotten to me earlier.
374769 If you really wanted to mess me up, you should have got to me earlier.
374772 The two hours after school and before The Rockford Files, three days in a row.

high fidelity
I knew there was a reason I wore a skirt today.
375556 I knew there was a reason I wore a skirt today.
375558 Oh, Rob, we're not going to go through that again.

the ruins
You're not listening!
656640 You're not listening.
656638 I'm gonna--

event horizon
Everything's green on my screen, skipper.
265599 Everything green on my boards, Skipper.
265857 Uh, yeah Coop, I'm still here.

rocknrolla
They say there are only two days you enjoy a boat; the day you buy it and the day you sell it.
650078 They say there are only two days you enjoy a boat, the day you buy it and the day you sell it.
650091 We have had security problems and to cut a long story short, I need another seven million Euros lost in the books.

rocknrolla
Think before you drink before you drive me mad.
650529 Think before you drink and before you drive me mad Bandy.
650484 I need that picture Archy, I need it bad.

rocknrolla
That, Roman and Mickey, is the famous Archie Slap.
650542 That, Roman and Mickey, is the famous Archy slap. I have been magically transported straight back to my childhood.
650506 No need for any noise, let Pete sleep on.

rocknrolla
He tried to poison me, that dirty Cossack!
649859 Tried to poison me the dirty Cossack...
649864 That's why he came to me right?

rocknrolla
Beauty is a cruel mistress, is it not?
650607 Beauty is a cruel mistress, is it not?
650603 This is simply a reflection of my appreciation.

man on the moon
You're insane, but you might also be brilliant.
504274 You're insane. But -- you might also be brilliant. Alright, Andy... let's do it.
504275 Sammy, opening for David Brenner is a fine gig.

man on the moon
Andy, you have to look inside and ask this question: who are you trying to entertain - the audience or yourself?
504480 I don't know! and lowers his voice Andy... you need to look inside: Who are you trying to entertain? The audience... or yourself?
504270 You're not a stand-up... your act doesn't exactly translate to films... help me... where do you see yourself?

peeping tom
Take me to your cinema.
593521 Take me to your cinema.
593523 What am I seeing, Mark?

peeping tom
Whatever I photograph I always lose.
593487 Whatever I photograph -
593464 I was responsible... in some way...

peeping tom
I like to understand what I'm shown.
592766 I like to understand what I'm shown!
592750 Mark, this isn't some kind of jo...

peeping tom
Well if it isn't Cecil Beaton...
592579 Well look who's here! Cecil Beaton!
592582 The same thing nearly happened to me!

the insider
What's this have to do with the price of tea in China?
409510 What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
409434 And people like myself and my family are left hung out to dry.

the insider
Will you tell him that when I conduct an interview, I sit anywhere I damn please!
409158 Will you tell him that when I conduct an interview, I sit anywhere I damn please!
410013 I'm talking about when you're nearer the end of your life than the beginning.

absolute power
Remember, tomorrow is promised to no one.
14211 Tomorrow is promised to no one.
14230 I'm not running -- not from you.

absolute power
So, do you want my signed confession now, or after coffee?
14176 So, do you want my confession now or after coffee?
14175 Usually takes a week for you guys to get to me.

no country for old men
Would you hold still, please, sir?
570422 Would you hold still please, sir.
570486 Is there something wrong with anything?

no country for old men
Look at that fucking bone.
571207 Look at that fuckin' bone.
571213 Part of that's mine.

no country for old men
But I think once you quit hearing "sir" and "ma'am," the rest is soon to foller.
571115 Signs and wonders. But I think once you stop hearin' sir and madam the rest is soon to follow.
570824 I'd call now but she'll want me to come home and I just might.

no country for old men
Step out of your car, please.
570418 Step out of the car please, sir.
571034 You pick the one right tool.

body heat
Well, some men, once they get a whiff of it, they trail you like a hound.
123575 There are some men, once they get a whiff of it, they'll trail you like a hound.
123749 And when Edmund came along when I saw a chance to stop struggling I took it.

body heat
Sometimes the shit comes down so heavy I feel like I should wear a hat.
123601 I know that sometimes the shit comes down SO heavy I feel like I should wear a hat.
124330 But when Matty sees a way to get rid of both of them at once.

lost in space
Unhand me, you mechanical moron.
492225 Unhand me, you mechanical moron.
492237 Doctor Dolittle of outer space.

lost in space
I never liked me anyway.
492668 I never liked me, anyway.
492684 Time waits for no man.

lost in space
Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind.
492434 Sarcasm is the recourse of a weak mind.
492429 I shall not be caged like some animal

lost in space
OK, last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer.
491701 Last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer.
491765 You weren't getting out of buying those beers that easy.

lost in space
Mom says to get the hell outta there!
492261 John, get the hell out of there.
492322 They may be attracted to heat and light.

lost in space
We're lost, aren't we?
492109 We're lost, aren't we?
492032 He's futzing with that Robot.

lost in space
No more monkey business!
491780 No more monkey business.
491885 The perfect nuclear family.

lost in space
Never fear, Smith is here.
492647 Never fear. Smith is here.
492638 Look inside your heart, Will.

lost in space
Nothing good can come of this.
492195 Nothing good will come of this.
492177 That's the smell of ghosts.

lost in space
You know, the planet IS breaking up around us.
492819 The planet is breaking up around us.
492827 I'm going to try to reach escape velocity.

lost in space
If this is all a dream, why can't there be more girls?
492130 If this in all a dream, why can't there be more girls?
492317 Once or twice more and we're going to be dead in space.

sense and sensibility
All I want, all I've ever wanted is the quiet of a private life, but my mother wants me distinguished.
674466 All I want--all I have ever wanted is the quiet of a private life but my mother is determined to see me distinguished.
675384 Only to profess, now that I am at liberty to do so, that my heart is and always will be yours.

sense and sensibility
I am the soul of discretion.
675199 My dear, I am the soul of discretion.
675119 Miss Grey has fifty thousand pounds.

sense and sensibility
He is the kindest and best of men.
675242 He is the kindest and best of men.
675186 He must have had his reasons for going.

sense and sensibility
We were talking of London, ma'am, and all its diversions.
674977 We were talking of London, ma'am, and all its--diversions.
674962 Edward and I have been secretly engaged these five years.

sense and sensibility
Is love a fancy or a feeling... or a Ferrars?
674521 'Is love a fancy or a feeling?' Or a Ferrars?
674515 But you must promise not to live too far away.

sense and sensibility
Mama,  there is a painful difference between the expectation of an unpleasant event and its final certainty.
675354 There is a painful difference between the expectation of an unpleasant event and its final certainty.
675236 He means it as testimony of his concern for--for the cruel situation in which you find yourselves.

the siege
We're the CIA, something always goes wrong.
693438 We're the CIA, something always goes wrong.
693422 But you're sure he'll show up.

the siege
In this game, the most committed wins.
692839 In this game, the most committed wins.
692833 His name is Sheik Ahmed bin Talal.

orphan
I have a special surprise for you, Mommy!
586194 I have a special surprise for you, Mommy. Kate eyes her warily. No idea what to expect.
586218 I did one especially for her.. .Nobody responds.

orphan
I'll shoot Mommy if you tell.
586268 I'll kill her it you tell..
586295 You have lovely handwriting, by the way.

ginger snaps
Don't ever touch my sister again.
322225 Don't ever fuck with me like that again.
322223 would you page my daughter Brigitte please?

cruel intentions
E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.
203199 Ronald, e-mail's for geeks and pedophiles. Be romantic. Write her another letter.
203238 I want to kiss you there.

nightbreed
Miss Winston, EVERYBODY has a secret face!
563895 Miss Winston, everyone has their secret faces ...
563884 I'm so sorry for your loss.

nightbreed
Lie still... it's quicker this way
564015 That's good. Be still. It's quicker that way.
563997 Why did I kill all the others?

nightbreed
Never touched a legend before!
564504 Never touched a legend before.
564503 And you will need me.

the jacket
Jack Starks is *dead*.
422653 William Starks is dead... I've been to his grave.
422656 I looked it up.

the jacket
How much time do we have?
423036 How much time do we have?
423039 But wait, how can that be?

the jacket
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
422417 I was 25 years old the first time I died...
422418 And I felt peace...even though there was war around me.

the jacket
The real events that have happened to me have been fucked up, not my mind!
422738 No. The real events that have happened to me have been fucked up. Not my mind.
422808 I don't think prison's so bad you don't want to remember it...

detroit rock city
Only a car full of Stellas and Guidos would ride your ass on a 2-lane highway and honk.
226639 Only a car full of guidos and stellas would ride someone's ass on a two- lane road and beep.
226768 Sure the whole thing may be your fault, but who's gonna get pissed off at you?

detroit rock city
What the hell are you doin' Sister Gonorrhea, waitin' for a bus?
226624 What the hell are you doing, Sister Gonorrhea, waiting for a bus?
226611 You know, your coming here reminds me of a gospel called The Prodigal Son.

detroit rock city
Now there's an intelligently biting remark wrought with wit and irony.
226727 Now there's an intelligently biting remark wrought with wit and irony.
227053 Cause when I'm mad enough, I can bite down very hard.

detroit rock city
You just upset the Incredible Hulk, his idiot half brother, and the two circus clowns.
226644 Holy shit! We just pissed off the Incredible Hulk, his idiot half brother and two circus clowns.
226632 Jeezis, Hawk, can you at least keep it within twenty miles of the speed limit?

major league
Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.
500370 Forget the curveball. Go with the heater.
500381 I don't want Taylor takin' too many strikes.

major league
Look at this fucking guy.
499687 Look at this fuckin' guy.
499721 Running back to the dugout?

major league
We should've got the live chicken.
500349 We should've gotten him a live chicken.
500198 Can I borrow one of those, man?

major league
Good morning, gentlemen, and welcome to another season of Indians baseball.
499575 Good morning, gentlemen. Welcome to another season of Indians' baseball.
500323 But I knew if anyone could straighten them out, you could.

major league
Nice throw, dickhead.
499869 Nice throw, dickhead.
499868 Guy's goin'.

demolition man
You are a savage creature John Spartan, and I wish for you to leave my domicile now!
224909 You are a savage creature.  John Spartan, I wish you to leave my domicile now!
224903 The rampant exchange of bodily fluids was one of the major reasons for the downfall of society.

demolition man
Hey Luke Skywalker, use the force.
224771 Wrong.  Hey.  Luke Skywalker.  Use the Force.
224780 L.A.P.D., I mean San Angeles P.D.

demolition man
You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it.
224863 You're going to regret this for the rest of your life.  Both seconds of it.
224851 It woulda been more humane to stake me down and leave me to the crows.

demolition man
You are even better live than on Laserdisc!
224872 You are even better live than on laserdisc.  Oh, and the joyjoy way you paused to make a glib witticism before doing battle with that strangely-weaponed Scrap it was so, so...
224831 <u>All</u> restaurants are now Taco Bell.

demolition man
Somebody put me back in the fridge.
224714 Somebody put me back in the fridge.
224701 What <u>is</u> all this stuff?

demolition man
Why don't you just shove a leash up my ass?
224736 Why didn't you just shove a leash up my ass?!
224706 I don't get you people, let alone like you much...

it's a wonderful life
A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town.
419520 Good idea, Ernie. A toast... to my big brother, George. The richest man in town!
418241 I'm going to take over a lot of plates and things.

it's a wonderful life
I feel like a bootlegger's wife!
418672 I feel like a bootlegger's wife. Look!
418621 Oh, why don't you go home?

tomorrow never dies
Mr Stamper, would you please kill those bastards!
818014 Mr. Stamper will escort you to the plane.
818083 Lovely night for a shipwreck, isn't it?

tomorrow never dies
Can't you people keep anything locked up?
817732 Jesus. Can't you people keep anything locked up?
818108 We were bringing it back from Hong Kong.

barry lyndon
No lad who has liberty for the first time, and twenty guineas in his pocket, is very sad, and Barry rode towards Dublin thinking not so much of the kind mother left alone, and of the home behind him, but of tomorrow, and all the wonders it would bring.
88759 No lad of seventeen is very sad who has liberty for the first time, and twenty guineas in his pocket; and I rode away, thinking, I confess, not so much of the kind of mother left alone, and of the home behind me, as of tomorrow, and all the wonders it would bring.
89321 I am locked into my chamber at night, like a felon, and only suffered to leave it when ordered into the presence of my lord, to be present at his orgies with his boon-companions, and to hear his odious converse as he lapses into the disgusting madness of intoxication.

ringu
Tomo-chan told me to.
645858 Tomo-chan told me to watch it.
645843 How was work, mommy?

silver bullet
I feel like a virgin on prom night.
695330 I feel like a horse's ass.
695319 You kids ought to go up to bed.

silver bullet
I'm a little too old to be playing "Hardy Boys meet Reverend Werewolf"!
695230 No thank you, Jane. I'm a little old for palying the Hardy Boys Meet the Catholic Werewolf.
695225 An extremely realistic nightmare brought on by what's been happening in this town.

silver bullet
There are no such things as werewolves!
695183 There are no such things as werewolves. Please, dear boy, have some pity.
695173 Stick 'em in the bushes for now.

rocky
I wanna kiss ya-ya don't have to kiss me back if ya don't feel like it.
651064 I wanna kiss ya -- Ya don't have to kiss me back if ya don't feel like it.
650980 Ain't skated since I was fifteen -- That's when I started fightin' -- gotta watch the ankles.

rocky
You gotta be a moron... you gotta be a *moron* to wanna be a fighter.
651016 Ya gotta be a little soft to wanna be a pug... It's a racket where ya' almost guaranteed to end up a bum.
650832 When I was your age, there was only one girl who talked like that in the whole neighborhood.

rocky
You do that to Apollo Creed, they'll put us in jail for murder.
651248 We do that to Creed an' they'll take us to jail for murder.
651365 Ya pulled down ya pants an' let him have it, didn't ya!

rocky
Don't you think I hear things?
650889 You think I don't hear things?
650679 Sure, Rocky, Bob's good for it...

rocky
I'd like to kill the freaking guy who broke this mirror.
650776 I wanna kill the friggin' moron who broke the mirror.
650778 She's gotta live a little before her body dries up!!

the departed
Do you want him to chop me up and feed me to the poor, huh, is that what you want?
225648 What, are you waiting for him to chop me up and feed me to the poor?
225733 Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fucking head off.

the departed
What Freud said about the Irish is: We're the only people who are impervious to psychoanalysis.
225473 Yes, course I do. What Freud said about the Irish is We're the only people impervious to psychoanalysis.
225625 He had a heart attack in jail and got knifed in his bed at Boston City Hospital.

the departed
We're not here to solve the case of the missing scumbag, we're here to nail Costello.
225362 We are not here to solve the "Case of the Dead Scumbag". We are here to nail Costello.
225751 We've been after this cocksucker for a long time, and tonight we're gonna get him.

the departed
And I thought that I was the liar!
226335 I thought I was the liar.
226214 I can't be a friend to you.

independence day
And I always thought THESE were gonna kill me.
403667 Funny, I always thought things like these would kill me.
403500 Lt. Mitchell, would you please try to shoot it again?

independence day
Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.
403097 The whole world is trying to get out of Washington and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.
403302 Since nineteen fifty whatever you guys have had that space ship, the thing you found in New Mexico.

independence day
Now that's what I call a close encounter
403268 Now that's a close encounter.
403214 You won't exactly need radar to find it.

independence day
A toast, to the end of the world.
403438 A toast to the end of the world.
403348 All I did was stumble onto their signal.

independence day
It's Air Force One for crying out loud and still he gets sick!
403228 It's Air Force One for crying out loud. Still he gets sick?
403074 All I'm saying is they've got people who handle these things, David.

independence day
All you need is love, John Lennon, smart man, shot in the back very sad.
403237 All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.
403072 Tell me something, you're so smart how come you spent eight years at M.I.T.

man in the iron mask
You have the heart of a king.
503151 You have the heart of a king.
503243 That traitor d'Artagnan... knows about this place.

man in the iron mask
When I discover the identity of this Jesuit rebel, I will kill both him and the man who told me.
502547 If I find out the identity of this Jesuit rebel. I will kill both him and the man who told me.
503007 Come now, Athos, if Porthos is determined to end his life, then he will certainly manage to find the opportunity.

man in the iron mask
I'm a genius, not an engineer.
503011 I'm a genius -- not an engineer!
503010 I sawed the main beam in half.

the lost boys
They're only noodles Michael.
785894 Why?  They're only noodles.
785960 Not interrupting anything, I hope.

the lost boys
Don't kill anyone until we get back to you!
786209 Don't kill anybody until we get back to you...
786273 Uh... excuse me... which way to the Punk Rock Festival?

friday the 13th
What hath God wrought?
297232 What hath God wrought?
297213 The Indian used campfires.

fear and loathing in las vegas
Did they pay you to screw that bear?
279338 Do they pay you to screw that bear?
279360 That Portuguese son of a bitch is dangerous.

fear and loathing in las vegas
Dogs fucked the Pope... no fault of mine.
279315 Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine. Watch out!... Why money? My name is Brinks; I was born... Born?
279331 You'll be straight in a few hours.

fear and loathing in las vegas
Don't take any guff from these fucking swine.
279155 Don't take any guff from these swine. Now we need a sound store with the finest equipment. Nothing dinky. One of those new Belgian Heliowatts with a voice-activated shotgun mike, for picking up conversations in oncoming cars.
279160 We had trouble, again, at the car rental agency.

fear and loathing in las vegas
Shit, he's killing himself!
279403 Shit, he's killing himself!
279405 Get back in that tub!

fear and loathing in las vegas
I've never missed a plane yet.
279838 Never missed a plane yet.
279808 Just a place to rest and regroup.

fear and loathing in las vegas
What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?
279716 What kind of rat-bastard psychotic would play that song -- right now, at this moment?
279719 But what kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds?

fear and loathing in las vegas
Is this not a reasonable place to park?
279293 Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
279273 We're just good patriotic Americans like yourself.

fear and loathing in las vegas
You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus.
279777 You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! You killed Jesus!
279766 This foreign made crap -- is sucking our dollar balance dry!

fear and loathing in las vegas
We cant stop here this is bat country.
279121 We can't stop here - this is bat country!
279123 Well, I guess you're about ready, eh?

funny people
You're my best friend, and I don't even like you.
302245 Give me a break. I don't even know you.
302570 I'm your charity case so buy me somethin' to eat.

galaxy quest
Whoever wrote this episode should DIE.
305579 Whoever wrote this episode should DIE.
305606 Computer, open the second blast sectoot.

galaxy quest
I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze.
305494 I avoided capture using the Mak'tar stealth haze.  Where is everyone?
304969 I hope that I'm not breaching protocol but..

galaxy quest
It's the simple things in life you treasure.
305585 It's the simple things In life you treasure.
305522 We've got to get that valve turned off.

galaxy quest
It's like throwing gasoline on a flame.
304949 Like throwing gasoline on a fire...
304887 Why did you even bother to show up?

galaxy quest
That was a hell of a thing.
304916 Now that was a hell of a thing.  What's wrong with them?
304716 A month ago, he ate my sandwich.

galaxy quest
I see you've managed to get your shirt off.
305400 I see you managed to get your shirt off.
305296 Surely they could have fortified the compound against those creatures...

galaxy quest
Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.
305256 Let's get out of here before one of those things kills guy.
305624 Computer, we're going to need some privacy... Close blast section 29 please.

galaxy quest
Could you possibly try NOT to hit EVERY SINGLE ONE?
305130 Could you possibly try  not to hit  every  single  one!
305271 Come sundown they will go into the forest to hunt.

galaxy quest
Wow, the floors are so clean.
304939 Wow, the floors are REALLY clean.
304727 Wait I'll think of it...

galaxy quest
By Grapthar's hammer... what a savings.
304880 By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.
304821 Oh good, there's nothing to eat.

burn after reading
Maybe I can get a run in.
153880 I should try to get a run in.
153973 ... and then, you know, you grow up.

the beach
Now get some sleep, I may wish to have sex again before we eat breakfast.
98905 Good, now get some sleep - I may wish to have sex again before we eat breakfast.
98936 If they reach the island, I want you to discourage them from getting any further.

stepmom
What is it that your worried about, looking bad at the P.T.A?
747777 Is that what you're worried about? Looking bad at the PTA?
747757 Maybe Annabelle deserves to find out who really broke up her family.

stepmom
I'm sorry you're sick.
747438 I'm sorry you're sick.
747447 I saw her in the shower!

stepmom
Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it isn't there.
747917 Just because you can't see it. Doesn't. Mean. It's gone.
747888 Now that's enough fear for either one of us to kill the other.

the adventures of ford fairlane
What... you didn't really think we'd kill the fuckin' koala bear, now did ya?
777629 Wha-at.  You didn't really think we'd kill the flucking koala bear, did you?
777571 Maybe later, but first I want like to know why you'd steal from your own company...

the adventures of ford fairlane
You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that... and I don't mean your legs.
776950 You gotta shave before you leave the house in a dress like that and I don't mean your legs.  Why didn't you jump on her?  What's happening to you?
777130 I haven't seen her around, and as for who would want to kill Johnny Crunch, line forms to the left.

the adventures of ford fairlane
hibb... hibbdy... Maybe I did die in the explosion, you know.
777395 Hebedeebuh.  Hebedeebuh.  Maybe I did die in the explosion.
777435 Bottom line's Julian Grendel is doing a little revenge number...

the adventures of ford fairlane
Damn, baby, I hope you signed some organ donor cards.
777282 Damn baby, I hope you filled out some organ donor cards...
777283 I'm the good guy, he's the bad guy!

the adventures of ford fairlane
You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.
776963 You're ten seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.
776970 I'll give you a gut feeling, you little... Hey... <u>hey</u>!

star trek
Ensign Authorization code: nine-five-wictor-wictor-two!
725339 Yessir, happy to. Ensign authorization code: Nine-Five- Wictor Wictor-Two--
725451 Aye, Commander-- Keptin, sorry.

star trek
It appears that you have been keeping important information from me...
725797 It appears you've been keeping rather important information from me.
725777 I am trained in the Vulcan martial art of Suus Mahna.

star trek
Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
725509 If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains -- however improbable -- must be the truth.
725489 I have therefore classified him a hostage of the war criminal known as Nero.

star trek
Kirk, you're coming too, you're not supposed to be here anyway...
725415 Then come with me -- Kirk, you too-- you're not supposed to be here anyway. Radio the engine room, have Chief Engineer Olsen meet us at Shuttle Bay Five.
725144 Something I admired about your dad... he didn't believe in no-win scenarios.

star trek
Mr. Chekov, set a course... for home.
725319 Set course for Vulcan.
725156 Shuttle for new recruits leaves tomorrow, 0800.

indiana jones and the last crusade
How does one get off this thing?
404399 How does one get off this thing?
404392 The pen is mightier than the sword.

indiana jones and the last crusade
Our situation has not improved.
404192 Our situation has not improved.
404174 The floor's on fire!

indiana jones and the last crusade
You call *this* archaeology?
404397 You call this archaeology?
404408 I've lost him.

indiana jones and the last crusade
"X" never, ever marks the spot.
403899 Ten. "X" marks the spot.
403907 Six hundred years before the Crusades.

indiana jones and the last crusade
I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up.
404416 I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up.
404429 "The Breath of God... Only the penitent man will pass.

indiana jones and the last crusade
She ransacked her own room, and I fell for it!
404097 She ransacked her own room and I fell for it. How did you know she was a Nazi?
404166 Can you try and reach into my left jacket pocket?

indiana jones and the last crusade
Compensation for my brother-in-law's car!
404378 Compensation for my brother-in- law's car. Indy, your father and Brody
404506 You are named after the dog...

indiana jones and the last crusade
And in this sort of race, there's no silver medal for finishing second.
404334 Now they have the map! And in this sort of race, there's no silver medal for finishing second.
404290 Second, the Word of God, only in the footsteps of God will he proceed.

indiana jones and the last crusade
My son, we're pilgrims in an unholy land.
404237 My boy, we are Pilgrims in an unholy land.
404271 You know, sharing your adventures is an interesting experience.

indiana jones and the last crusade
Does anyone understand a word I'm saying here?
404117 Does anyone understand a word I'm saying here?
403828 What has the old fool got himself into now?

annie hall
I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.
60114 I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics. Look- man, walks out of the men's room, huge bodyguards flanking him while there's God coming outta the men's room.
60082 Well, I ask a psychopath, I get that kind of an answer.

annie hall
Sylvia Plath - interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college girl mentality.
59700 Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic, by the college-girl mentality.
59724 You know, I don't like to show my body to a man of my gender-

annie hall
Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
60169 Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
60209 Oh, look, look, there's that ... that's -that's my old house.

annie hall
That sex was the most fun I've ever had without laughing.
59808 No, that was the most fun I've ever had without laughing.
59793 Yes, she was nice, but you know, uh, it was my fault.

memento
Finished playing with yourself there, Lenny?
522327 Finished playing with yourself, Lenny?
522247 Probably left it in your room.

memento
Beg my wife's forgiveness, before I blow  your brains out.
522068 Beg my forgiveness! Beg my wife's forgiveness before I blow your brains out!
522211 I'd just become an investigator when I came across Sammy.

jfk
Clay Bertrand is Clay Shaw?
435397 Clay Bertrand is Clay Shaw? The guy who used to run the International Trade Mart?
435395 What's the other name?

jfk
Is this off the record, Daddy-O?
435310 Is this off the record, Daddy-o? In that case, let me sum it up for you real quick. If I answer that question you keep asking me, if I give you the name of the "Big Enchilada", y'know, then it's bon voyage, Deano - I mean like permanent. I mean like a bullet in my head. You dig? Does that help you see my problem a little better? You're a mouse fighting a gorilla. Kennedy's dead as that crab meat. The government's still breathing. You want to line up with a dead man?
435308 Maybe cause I repped him here.

jfk
About as subtle as a cockroach crawlin' across a white rug!
435377 ...about as subtle as a cockroach crawling across a white rug.
435405 They were studying viral cancers as a weapon in the 30's.

the crow city of angels
Can you look destiny in the eye without flinching?
201863 Can you look destiny in the eye without flinching?
201861 You won't stop him with bullets or knives.

the crow city of angels
Life is just a dream on the way to death.
201627 "Life is just a dream on the way to death." I like that.
201600 I just wish I understood what they were telling me.

the crow city of angels
Some people are just born victims.
201942 Some people are born victims.
202005 Ashes, ashes, we all fall down...

malcolm x
I will not touch the white man's poison; his drugs, his liquor, his swine, his women.
500856 I will not touch the white man's poison: his drugs, his liquor, his carrion, his women.
500832 Ole Pete ain't much in the head, but he can lay in there with the wood.

malcolm x
A man curses because he doesn't have the words to say what's on his mind.
500786 I respect myself. A man cuss because he hasn't got the words to say what's on his mind.
500841 Sure, white man throw us a bone and that's supposed to make us forget 400 years.

malcolm x
A Muslim must be strikingly upright; an outstanding example so that those in the darkness can see the power of the light.
500857 A Muslim must be strikingly upright. Outstanding. So those in the darkness can see the power of the light.
500774 But you just another one of them cats strutting down the avenue in your clown suit with all that mess on you.

something's gotta give
Erica, you are a woman to love.
712824 Erica... You are a woman to love.
712828 I can do it by the way.

something's gotta give
Harry, your heart attack could be the best thing that's ever happened to me!
712878 Hey, your heart attack could be the best thing that ever happened to me.
712793 And if someone like me doesn't write it, where they gonna get it?

something's gotta give
Schmucks are people too.
713114 Schmucks are people too you know. Death doesn't seem a little harsh?
713106 Am I in it?

something's gotta give
These are for you to give me when you apologize.
713073 These are for you to give me when you apologize.
712846 I think you can expect just about anything right now.

something's gotta give
How great is it for you that im not intimidated by your brilliance?
713092 How great is it that I'm not intimidated by your brilliance?
712615 There's something radically wrong with the idea that no one loves you.

constantine
That's really not going to help.
189772 That's just not going to happen.
189828 I know, nobody's luck lasts forever.

constantine
You don't walk off the roof of a building, without leaving something behind.
190209 You don't walk off a building without leaving something behind.
190149 So I took things into my own hands and I found a way out.

good will hunting
I teach this shit, I didn't say I know how to do it.
333050 I teach this shit, I didn't say I knew how to do it.
333048 And when I think about her, those are the things I think about most.

good will hunting
My boy's wicked smart.
332640 My boy's wicked smart.
332599 Fuck you, you fat fuck.

good will hunting
Hey, let's get off our motha's, afterall, I just got off yours!
333005 Why don't we get off mothers, I just got off yours.
333135 Will, I can't believe you brought Skylar here when we're all wrecked.

good will hunting
Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for, like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included?
332906 Did you buy all these books retail, or do you send away for like a "shrink kit" that comes with all these volumes included?
333358 " But you can't take it back, 'cause you know it's real serious and you can't take somethin' like that back.

sunset blvd
The stars are ageless, aren't they?
757268 Stars are ageless, aren't they?
757299 They're below, waiting for the Princess ...

the big lebowski
My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
110100 I figure my only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
110402 I mean, he knew we didn't hand off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back.

the big lebowski
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
110027 Fuck, man! There's a beverage here!
110022 I can't be worrying about that shit.

the big lebowski
That rug really tied the room together.
109560 Yeah man, it really tied the room together--
109593 Yeah, I could find this Lebowski guy--

the big lebowski
H-hey, this is a private residence, man!
110076 Hey! This is a private residence, man!
110104 That gives me a very secure feeling.

the big lebowski
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
110566 Awww, fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling.
110551 In your wisdom you took him, Lord.

the big lebowski
At least I'm housebroken.
109554 Hey. At least I'm housebroken.
109544 You see a wedding ring?

the big lebowski
I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!
109918 I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on shabbas.
109874 So as long as we get her back, nobody's in a position to complain.

the big lebowski
Where's the fucking money Lebowski?
109534 Where's the money, Lebowski!
109736 Or maybe forfeit it to us--

the big lebowski
They're gonna kill that poor woman.
109935 Yeah yeah, "kill that poor woman."
109933 Dude's car got a little dinged up--

the big lebowski
The story is ludicrous.
110000 The story is ludicrous.
109991 I like it too.

the big lebowski
Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
109891 Fuck that! I love you, Walter, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron.
110400 And got the kidnappers all pissed off, and the big Lebowski yelled at me a lot, but he didn't do anything.

the big lebowski
That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug.
109596 Thaaat's right Dude; they pee on your fucking Rug.
109691 He's not gonna take your fucking turn, Dude.

the big lebowski
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
109782 Shut the fuck up, Donny.
109783 How much they offer you?

star trek: insurrection
Definitely feeling aggressive tendency, sir!
726593 Definitely feeling aggressive tendencies...
726661 That might cause another cave-in.

star trek: insurrection
I'm going to miss these flesh-stretching sessions, my dear.
726461 I'm going to miss these little flesh-stretching sessions of ours, my dear.
726429 This entire mission has been one Federation blunder after another.

star trek: insurrection
I kiss you and you say "yuck"?
726266 I kiss you and you say 'augh'?!
726310 Can I get back to you, Worf?

star trek: insurrection
Klingons never do anything small, do you?
726366 You Klingons never do anything small, do you...
726126 What you're doing to my neck...

star trek: insurrection
I'm not letting go of him!
726200 I'm not letting go of him.
726184 Data was rehearsing a part in H.M.S.

star trek: insurrection
Smooth as an android's bottom.
726361 Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?
726558 How long 'til they reach us?

star trek: insurrection
Straighten your baldric.
726148 Straighten your baldric, Commander. On screen...
726155 And his friend.

star trek: insurrection
I should warn you - I've always been attracted to older women.
726556 I should warn you... I've always been attracted to older women...
726488 We can hold them off a long time... once we get there...

catwoman
White Russian, no ice, no vodka... hold the Kahlua.
163125 White Russian, no ice, hold the vodka and Kahlua.
163119 And the cat came back, the very next day...

hackers
The pool on the roof must have a leak.
346844 Pool on the roof must have a leak.
347471 You know, I've been having these really weird..

hackers
Never fear, I is here.
346922 Never fear. I is here.
346916 My name is the Plague.

hackers
Never send a boy to do a woman's job.
347295 Never send a boy to do a woman's job. With me, we can do it in seven.
347333 Look... "Infecting ballast programs of Ellingson tankers" - they blame hackers!

hackers
Listen you guys, help yourself to anything in the fridge... Cereal has.
347237 Listen you guys, help yourself to anything in the fridge. Cereal has.
346871 Oh don't worry, it's only the rest of your life.

hackers
Type "cookie", you idiot.
347381 Type "Cookie", you idiot. I'll head 'em off at the pass.
347392 Don't screw up.

hackers
I don't play well with others.
347074 Nah. I don't play well with others.
347136 It's cool, I'm just looking.

hackers
I kinda feel like God.
347456 Yo. I kinda feel like God!
347450 But for what, you ask?

hackers
I hope you don't screw like you type.
347139 I hope you don't screw like you type.
347194 I didn't know your size, so I guessed.

knight moves
You couldn't find your dick in a windstorm.
451483 You couldn't find your dick in a wind storm!
451472 That I'm seeing what I want to see?

house of 1000 corpses
What are you, Jimmy Olsen, cub reporter for the Daily Asshole?
388486 What are you, Jimmy Olsen cub reporter for the Daily Asshole?
388762 Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that's entirely irrelephant.

house of 1000 corpses
Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!
388064 Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.
388067 Grab Mary and come inside.

house of 1000 corpses
Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.
388026 God damn it, that motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.
388011 A reality check courtesy of my boot in your ass.

purple rain
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy.
626619 Your lips would make a lollipop too happy.
626629 I'm going to make you love me.

runaway bride
Hi, I'm Cindy, Maggie's unmarried cousin.
656903 Cindy. Maggie's unmarried cousin.
657492 The Sunday School kids will be here soon.

the princess bride
We are men of action, lies do not become us.
616390 We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
616374 So, whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.

the princess bride
There will be blood tonight!
616491 There will be blood tonight!!
616513 -- pardon me, it's important --

the princess bride
I will never love again.
616041 I will never love again.
616751 Why does Westley need helping?

the princess bride
I do not budge; keep your "ho there".
616464 I do not budge. Keep your "Ho there."
616466 And this is where we got the job.

hellraiser hellseeker
Welcome to the worst nightmare of all... reality!
371835 Welcome to the worst nightmare of them all, Trevor. Reality.
371834 They were all clues in our little puzzle.

adaptation
I'd fuck her up the ass!
16303 Oh man. I'd fuck her up the ass.
16305 The book's a jumping off point.

village
You are fearless in a way that I shall never know.
851580 You are fearless in a way, I shall never know.
851572 I have always pictured them, in some ways, as our protectors.

village
His will to live is very strong.
851804 His will to live is very strong.
851765 I sent her because I trust her.

village
Sometimes we don't do things we want to do so that others won't know we want to do them.
851530 Sometimes we don't do things -- yet others know we want to do things -- so we don't do them.
851512 It is also my belief, that because of his innocence, those creatures who reside in the woods did not harm him.

village
My sister has found love... again.
851552 She has found love again. With Christop Crane.
851594 What manner of person was she?

village
Papa, I cannot see his color.
851684 I cannot see his color.
851682 Lucius Hunt you answer me this moment!

village
We are grateful for the time we have been given.
851360 We came here to start anew. We are grateful for the time we have been given.
851364 What manner of spectacle has caught your attention so splendidly?

halloween 4: the return of michael myers
Wherever she is, that little child is in mortal danger.
348234 Where ever she is, that little girl is in mortal danger.
348347 These men may be the only defense you've got.

margot at the wedding
My scrotum is longer than my penis.
511080 My scrotum is longer than my penis.
511086 Yeah, she's really worried about Bruce.

starman
I gave you a baby tonight.
743105 I gave you a baby last night.
743130 You can make money fast gambling.

mystery men
May the forks be with us.
551480 May the forks be with us!
551513 Not bad for a normal guy!

intolerable cruelty
I'm gonna nail your ass!
413107 I'm gonna nail your ass!
413103 I'm a hunka-hunka burninnnnn' love!

intolerable cruelty
Told him it was no go...
414035 WE told him it was no go...
414020 No matter what happened to you.

the black dahlia
Hearty fare breeds hearty people, haute cuisine breeds degenerates.
113631 Dig in, lad. Hearty fare breeds hearty people. Haute cuisine breeds degenerates.
113642 He had extras moonlighting as laborers and vice versa.

drop dead gorgeous
You'd think they'd build the parking lot of America to go with the Mall of America!
242355 You'd think they'd build the parking lot of America to go with the Mall of America!
242408 Well, you know, I think everyone's doing really well considering the fact that she was so young.

drop dead gorgeous
They're never gonna let you perform naked, I asked!
242759 They're never gonna let you perform naked. I asked.
242833 I know it doesn't matter, but on my inner thighs.

storytelling
I don't know about what happened... because once you start writing, it ALL becomes fiction.
749744 I don't know about 'what happened,' Vi, because once you start writing, it all becomes fiction. Still, it certainly is an improvement over your last story: There is now at least a beginning, a middle, and an end.
749660 You express nothing but banalities and, formally speaking, are unable to construct a single compelling sentence.

the crow
A whole jolly club with jolly pirate nicknames!
201176 A whole club of pirates, with pirate names...
201170 Who would waste time killing you... besides me?

the crow
Victims; aren't we all?
201127 Victims. Aren't we all.
201128 The Day of the Dead...

the crow
Can't rain all the time...
201563 It can't rain all the time.
201545 You go to hell, you pervert!

the crow
What's all this happy horseshit?
201336 What's all this happy horseshit?
201032 Whoaaa -- T-Bird, red light, red light!

the damned united
Oh, I don't like to be beside the seaside...
208169 "Oh, I don't like to be beside the seaside.."
208165 Then I suggest you go home and do the same.

the fisher king
I was attacked, two kids tried to set me on fire.
783035 Two kids tried to set me on fire.
782999 I think you're a very nice... very nice psychotic man.

the fisher king
I can't believe I'm on a first name basis with these peope!
783287 I can't believe I'm on a first name basis with these people...
783205 Nobody lies in naked in a field in New York..It's...it's too Midwestern.

the fisher king
Holding my penis... what a wonderful way of saying how much you like me.
783354 Holdin' my penis... What a lovely way of sayin' how Much ya like me...
783401 ...I feel so much for her...I feel like something awful is going to happen.

the fisher king
I wish there was some way I could just pay the fine and go home.
783063 I wish there was some way I could... just... pay the fine and go home.
783118 I think you're a moron and I don't want to get into trouble.

human nature
Apes don't assasinate their presidents, gentlemen!
392600 Apes don't assassinate their presidents, gentlemen.
392823 I had never seen anything like it.

manhunt
I've got something on my gay-dar!
509411 I've got a better idea...
509420 I knew I could count on you.

sherlock holmes
How terrible is wisdom, when it brings no profit to the wise.
687924 How terrible is wisdom, Holmes, when it brings no profit to the wise. We take power at noon.
687921 The powers at our disposal are far greater than you can imagine.

sherlock holmes
Eye patch... nice touch.
687683 The eye patch was a nice touch.
687685 Let's not argue.

sherlock holmes
He was conceived during one of our rituals.
687660 He was conceived during one of our rituals. His mother wasn't my wife, but she shared our beliefs. She was a powerful practitioner. Though not enough to survive giving birth to him.
687663 What family he had tended to... not survive.

sherlock holmes
You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion.
687387 You have the grand gift of silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion.
687409 Actually, my friend will pronounce you dead shortly and I thought I might keep him company.

basic
All we got to do is tell the story right.
91309 All we gotta do is tell the story right...
90828 You stupid white trash motherfucker, I saw you do it-

brick
Come to see the show?
142355 Come to see the show?
142957 Did you hear about Dode?

brick
I fed you Jerr to see him get eaten not to see you fed!
142624 No. I gave you Jerr to see him eaten, not to see you fed.
142647 I'm 9 of 10 that Kara's got him, but who knows where.

brick
Maybe I'll just sit here and bleed at you.
142662 Maybe I'll just sit and bleed at you.
142653 She's tapping Kara, and Kara knows you know me.

pi
If the number's there I'll find it!
601190 If the number's in there, I'll find it.
601181 Knock on my door and leave the suitcase outside.

pi
Happy birthday, Euclid.
601205 Happy birthday, Euclid.
601204 Friday, September fifth?

pi
You gave it to those Wall Street bastards?
601330 Who!? Those Wall Street bastards.
601317 He's okay, he got in his cab.

the rock
Thank you very fucking much Mr. Mason, you've led us into a room with no exit.
649428 Thank-you very fucking much, Mr. Mason, you've led us to a room with no exit.
649402 If he does his job we'll launch flares and hold our position 'till the cavalry comes.

the rock
How do ya like how that shit works?
649748 You know how this shit works?
649721 I'm relieving you of your command General.

the rock
Damn it, you're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.
649248 You're on a need to know basis and you don't need to know.
649133 Check into a hotel, order up some champagne, I'll finish up my business and ...

the rock
Mason, the second you don't respect this, it kills you.
649536 Careful. The second you don't respect this, it kills you.
649535 I've got some questions for you but they can wait.

life
Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers.
474524 Looks like old Jonesy finally got his walking papers.
474547 You'd only slow me down anyway.

life
I don't believe in this "before Abe" shit.
473869 I don't believe this before Abe jive. I didn't go to night school to sing in no Mississippi Boys Choir!
473847 Does the name Spanky Johnson mean anything to you?

life
Yo' hand is nice and supple, like a lady!
473910 Soft and supple. Like a lady's.
473908 Then you won't have no problem making the adjustment.

life
You just committed suicide, boy.
473800 You just committed suicide, boy.
473840 What do we have here?

boogie nights
I'm ready to shoot RIGHT NOW.
130379 I'm ready to shoot.
130230 I'm onna ask once more and

boogie nights
He's my 17-year-old piece of gold.
129334 You're a seventeen year old piece of gold.
129332 Tell me how old you are, Eddie.

american beauty
I will sell this house today, I will sell this house today.
41052 I will sell this house today.
41061 You know, you could have some really fun backyard get-togethers out here.

american beauty
In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times.
41585 Oh, no. I understand completely. In order to be successful, one must project an image of success. At all times.
41571 I think we deserve a little junk food, after the workout we had this morning.

american beauty
Go fuck yourself, psycho!
41654 Go fuck yourself, psycho!
41648 What, other drug dealers?

american beauty
I can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are.
41520 I can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are.
41549 Do you know how lucky we are to have found each other?

american beauty
I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
41690 Thank you. I don't think there's anything worse than being ordinary...
41650 Jane, you'd be out of your mind to go with him.

american beauty
Welcome to America's weirdest home videos.
41268 Welcome to America's Weirdest Home Videos.
41229 I go to school with your daughter.

american beauty
Everything that's meant to happen does.
41358 That's not going to happen.
41024 I'm trying to level with you.

american beauty
You better watch yourself, Jane, or you're going to turn into a real BITCH, just like your MOTHER!
41558 You better watch yourself, Janie, or you're going to turn into a real bitch, just like your mother.
41510 And who used to run up to the roof of our first apartment building to flash the traffic helicopters?

american beauty
You don't get to tell me what to do ever again.
41583 Uh-uh. You don't get to tell me what to do. Ever again.
41702 You are so beautiful... and I would be a very lucky man...

american beauty
I know you think my dad's harmless, but you're wrong.
41536 I know you think my dad's harmless, but you're wrong. He's doing massive psychological damage to me.
41472 Why, so I could see what freaks you and Dad really are?

american beauty
Will someone please pass the fucking asparagus?
41462 Will someone pass me the fucking asparagus?
41465 All I want is the same courtesy--

american beauty
This is my first time.
41696 This is my first time.
41678 Not really bad, just... strange.

fight club
You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.
282842 You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.
282836 Thursday mornings, all I could do was think about next week.

fight club
His name is Robert Paulson.
283428 His name is Robert Paulson.
283402 A piece of corporate art...

fight club
Deja vu - all over again.
283552 Deja vu, all over again...
283550 Have I been sleeping later?

fight club
Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry.
282518 Go ahead, Cornelius. You can cry.
283262 Man, his balls are ice cold.

fight club
Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected.
282530 Every evening I died and every evening I was born again. Resurrected.
282583 I guess... when people think you're dying, they really listen, instead...

fight club
When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.
282543 When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep and you're never really awake. I hadn't slept in four days...
282634 Between take-off and landing, we have our time together, but that's all we get.

fight club
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
282636 On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
282628 This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

fight club
Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.
282651 Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.
282771 Tyler also worked as a banquet waiter at the luxurious Pressman Hotel.

fight club
Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.
283005 "I reject the basic assumptions of civilization, including material possession."
282938 I mean, this girl... uh, you're not into her or anything... ?

fight club
Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.
282517 Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.
282544 -- But, in here, in everyone, there's the squint of a five-day headache.

fight club
You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
282666 You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
282665 So you can say, "Oh, that's what you do.

fight club
Like so many others, I had become a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.
282490 Like everyone else, I had become a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.
282495 Even the Vild hall clock of galvanized steel, resting on the Klipsk shelving unit.

fight club
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
283135 I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise.
283136 Brake linings that fail after a thousand miles.

fight club
If I didn't say anything, people always assumed the worst.
282523 If I didn't say anything, people assumed the worst. They cried harder. I cried harder.
282567 Okay, in the Sylvia Plath philosophy way, we're all dying.

fight club
When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.
282483 When deep space exploration ramps up, it will be corporations that name everything. The IBM Stellar Sphere. The Philip Morris Galaxy. Planet Starbucks.
282871 I felt sorry for all the guys packing into gyms, trying to look like what Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

fight club
You met me at a very strange time in my life.
283766 I'm sorry... you met me at a very strange time in my life.
283622 You are not how much money you have in the bank.

fight club
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
282940 I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
282937 He was obviously able to handle it.

fight club
I am Jack's cold sweat.
282988 I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
282980 ... and you come home to this.

fight club
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
282630 If you wake up at a different time and in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
282540 No, I just can't believe that card is declined -- Okay, okay, let me give you a different card number.

fight club
Something on your mind, dear?
283273 Something on your mind?
283265 Your nuts will be bicoastal.

fight club
It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.
282577 It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.
282935 You're gonna have to keep me up all night.

fight club
I flipped through catalogs and wondered: What kind of dining set defines me as a person?
282496 I would flip through catalogs and wonder, "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?" We used to read pornography. Now it was the Horchow Collection.
282477 He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen.

fight club
After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down.
282859 After fight club, everything else in your life gets the volume turned down. You can deal with anything.
282831 I should have been upset about my nice, neat, flaming little shit.

fight club
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
283140 I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
283143 I won't be any trouble.

fight club
Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.
283278 Fight club was the beginning. Now it's out of the basements and there's a name for it -- Project Mayhem.
283060 We are God's unwanted children, with no special place and no special attention, and so be it.

fight club
The things you own end up owning you.
282736 The things you own, they end up owning you.
282744 We're on our third pitcher of beer.

fight club
We have just lost cabin pressure.
283490 We've just lost cabin pressure.
283500 What's this all about, Tyler?

fight club
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
282680 ... As I squeeze past, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
282732 The "now I get to go out and buy the exact same stuff all over again" list.

fight club
You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
283617 You are the worst thing that ever happened to me.
283079 I can't afford to throw money away on a doctor.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
I have a really bad feeling about this.
736415 I have a really bad feeling about this.
736577 Well, I suppose I could hotwire this thing.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
General, count me in.
736305 Uh, General... count me in.
736319 Hey, are you awake?

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
I have decided that we shall stay here.
736503 I have decided that we shall stay here.
736347 Oh, I told you it was dangerous here.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
Obi-Wan has taught you well.
736598 Obi-Wan has taught you well.
736484 He is your master now.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
Wait, I know that laugh...
736149 What's that? I know that laugh.
736150 It's not my fault.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
The Emperor's made a critical error, and the time for our attack has come.
736294 The Emperor has made a critical error and the time for our attack has come.
736295 We also know that the weapon systems of this Death Star are not yet operational.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
And now, young Skywalker... you will die.
736627 Now, young Skywalker...you will die.
736583 There is no escape, my young apprentice.

star wars: episode vi - return of the jedi
Exciting is hardly the word I would choose.
736310 "Exciting" is hardly the word I would use.
736134 Uh, oh... but what, what did I say?

xxx
Nothing like fresh powder.
886850 Nothing like fresh powder.
886853 Army of bad guys.

xxx
Why is it always the assholes who pass the test?
886385 You know what I hate? It's always the assholes that pass the tests.
886449 I forgot to add that to the list of surprises.

xxx
The things I'm gonna do for my country.
886688 The things I have to do for my country.
886694 I'm just a dude trying to make a buck.

the usual suspects
There's nothing that can't be done.
845101 There's nothing in there about Ruby.
845132 I just asked one of the detectives downtown.

the usual suspects
What about it, pretzel man, what's your story?
844982 How do I know that? How about it, pretzel-man? What's your story?
844968 She could erase Dillinger's record if she tried.

the usual suspects
You give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now.
845390 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now.
845495 Even if one of us gets through and jacks the boat, we get nothing.

the usual suspects
I'll probably shit blood tonight.
845179 Forget it. I'11 probably shit blood tonight.
845181 McManus wants to go in shooting.

the usual suspects
There's no fucking coke.
845544 There's no coke.
845515 Tell her what happened - Everything.

the usual suspects
If I told you the Loch Ness monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?
845424 You tell me, Agent Kujan. If I told you the Loch Ness Monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?
845442 The quartet was in my file, along with every other thing I had done since high school, see?

the blast from the past
Lying can be a very effective dating tool.
118821 Yes! Lying is always a very effective dating tool.
118851 You know, he's a very, very good--

heavenly creatures
We have decided how sad it is for others that they cannot appreciate our genius.
365004 We have decided how sad it is for other people that they cannot appreciate our genius . . .
365050 Mrs. Hulme told me they had found out today that Juliet has tuberculosis on one lung.

heavenly creatures
Only the best people fight against all obstacles in pursuit of happiness.
365322 Only the best people fight against all obstacles . . .
365284 Mr. Perry's promised to give me 50 pounds for my horse .

heavenly creatures
It's a three act story with a tragic end.
365348 It's a three-act story with a tragic end.
365325 I have worked out a little more of our plan.

cool hand luke
What we got here is... failure to communicate.
192336 WHAT WE GOT HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE...
192329 Do we even get our same bunks back?

cool hand luke
Alright, stand back you pedestrians, this ain't no automobile accident.
191986 Awright! Stand back, you pedestrians, this ain't no automobile accident!
191932 He kin eat busted bottles and rusty nails, any damn thing.

scary movie 2
You gotta be quicker than that, pencil dick.
667591 Gotta be quicker than that, "A-cup!"
667732 Her skin isn't as oily as yours, either.

x-men
Welcome to the future.
884260 Welcome to the future... brother.
884276 You're among friends.

valkyrie
I'm a soldier, but in serving my country, I have betrayed my conscience.
846803 I'm a soldier, General. I serve my country.
846843 How do you plan to take control of the government when Hitler is gone?

valkyrie
I'm thinking of earlier times.
847401 I'm thinking of earlier times...
847395 I'd like a pistol, please.

valkyrie
Every second we stand here is a second lost!
847238 Every second we stand here arguing is a second lost.
847228 You have to give the order to initiate Valkyrie.

battle los angeles
Shit, I'd rather be in Afghanistan.
96346 Shit, I'd rather be in Afghanistan.
96762 I came here to be a doctor.

battle los angeles
That was some new John Wayne shit, Staff Sgt.
96573 That was some real John Wayne shit, Sergeant. Nantz tries to shrug it away. But Martinez nails him.
96590 Kerns, Adukwu, help get the civilians off the freeway.

shallow grave
Cameron, what a surprise!
683775 Cameron! What a surprise.
683779 Rendered speechless with desire.

shallow grave
When was the last time you heard these exact words: "You are the sunshine of my life"?
683423 And when did anyone last say to you these exact words: You are the sunshine of my life'?
683835 You're not going to take it to a bank Or what, you want to bury it?

shallow grave
To love and to happiness forever.
683739 Love and happiness for ever.
683671 Now this is what we need.

shallow grave
Normally I don't usually meet people, unless I already know them.
683519 Normally I don't meet people, unless I know them already.
683509 I don't care so long as he's not a freak.

henry fool
An honest man is always in trouble, remember that Simon.
372372 An honest man is always in trouble, Simon. Remember that.
372370 I'm sort've what you might call... 'in exile'.

henry fool
Opportunity will move out of the way to let a man pass it by.
372651 'Opportunity will step out of the way to let a man... pass it by.'
372672 He was talking to Mr Deng too, and, well, you know, I was thinking...

henry fool
I learn so much from these magazines Mr. Dang, and I refuse to discriminate between modes of knowing.
372920 I learn so much from these magazines, Mr Deng. I refuse to discriminate between modes of knowing.
372979 No, but it's OK. Simon's gunna try to get me a job on the garbage truck.

henry fool
Look, Simon, I made love to your mother about half an hour ago, and now I'm beginning to think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea.
372564 For example, I made love to your mother about half an hour ago and now I'm beginning to think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea.
372605 Nevertheless, I insist your vocation makes a difference, because to hold out anything other than a spiritual yardstick to reality is to be jerking off grandly into the abyss.

henry fool
You can't argue about taste.
372789 You can't argue with taste?
372795 I'm not so sure sometimes.

henry fool
The world is full of shit indeed.
373183 The world is full of shit.
373165 That was before I read your book.

the shawshank redemption
I don't know; every man has his breaking point.
686085 Every man's got a breaking point.
686066 Like to scare me to death, somethin' that big.

the shawshank redemption
Well, if it was a toothbrush I wouldn't ask questions, I'd just quote a price, but then a toothbrush is a non-lethal object, isn't it?
685545 If you wanted a toothbrush, I wouldn't ask questions. I'd just quote a price. A toothbrush, see, is a non-lethal sort of object.
685491 They march you in naked as the day you're born, fresh from a Bible reading, skin burning and half-blind from that delousing shit they throw on you...

the shawshank redemption
I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
685540 I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
685556 Would it help if I explained to them I'm not homosexual?

the shawshank redemption
Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
686169 Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Andy Dufresne, headed for the Pacific.
686167 Not long after the warden deprived us of his company, I got a postcard in the mail.

the shawshank redemption
What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
685507 What's your malfunction you fat fuckin' barrel of monkey-spunk?
685606 Maybe leave me enough to buy a new car with.

the shawshank redemption
You're gonna look real funny sucking my dick with no teeth.
685618 That's funny. You're gonna look funnier suckin' my dick with no fuckin' teeth.
685608 That's right, wanting to drive it, wanting to learn on it, f'Chrissake!

the shawshank redemption
One day, when I have a long gray beard and two or three marbles rollin' around upstairs, they'll let me out.
686060 Sure. When I got a long white beard and about three marbles left rolling around upstairs.
686162 I wasn't there to see it, but I hear Byron Hadley was sobbing like a little girl when they took him away.

the shawshank redemption
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
685706 Man likes to play chess. Let's get him some rocks.
685780 So Andy started writing a letter a week, just like he said.

the shawshank redemption
I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
686166 I like to think the last thing that went through his head...other than that bullet...was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
685638 ...wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning, drinking icy cold Black Label beer courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shawshank State Prison.

supergirl
Next time, remind me to do this outside.
759787 Next time, remind me to do this out in the yard.
759777 That's easy for you to say, Bianca.

i still know what you did last summer
Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.
397880 Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.
397978 If I don't make it up, then you go ahead and have a great time.

i still know what you did last summer
This island didn't have a murder rate until you people showed up!
398401 Excuse me, but this island didn't have a murder rate until you people showed up. I've never seen a dead body before.
398436 Just ease you way down the stairs and I'll find the light.

i still know what you did last summer
Great, cancer in a box.
398273 Cancer in a box.
398294 Oh, God, get me out.

natural born killers
You make every day feel like kindergarten.
554456 You made every day like kindergarten.
554443 I can't run with you, Mickey!

ed wood
Well, I see the usual cast of misfits and dope addicts are here.
251410 I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here. Say, who's the lug?
250958 What, by putting it in a fuckin' script, for everyone to see?!

the sixth sense
Look at my face; I was not thinking anything bad about you.
698243 I wasn't thinking anything bad about you, got it?
698422 The last time was a Chuck E. Cheese party a year ago.

the sixth sense
I want to tell you my secret now.
698485 I want to tell you my secret now.
698474 You have to add some twists and stuff.

the sixth sense
Look at my face; I'm not very mad.
698558 Look at my face, Cole.
698546 You didn't take it the time after that.

the sixth sense
Anna Crowe, I am in love... in love I am.
698798 Anna Crowe... I am in love. In love I am.
698717 Maybe it's time to say things to someone else?

the sixth sense
I thought you meant the other Italian restaurant I asked you to marry me in.
698276 I thought you meant the other Italian restaurant I asked you to marry me in.
698263 You don't have to tell me your secret if you don't want to.

the sixth sense
De profundis clamo ad te, domine.
698203 ...De profundis clamo ad te domine.
698767 Grandma comes to visit me sometimes.

the sixth sense
I'm ready to communicate with you now.
698733 I'm ready to communicate with you now.
698705 Thanks for giving me this part, Mr. Cunningham.

the sixth sense
I thought Tommy Tammisimo sucked big time.
698724 Tommy Tammisimo sucked big time.
698720 You were great in the play, Cole.

the sixth sense
If you could change something in your life, anything at all, what would it be?
698355 If we could change something in your life, anything at all, what would you like that to be?
698345 Sometimes they're feelings deep inside... Have you ever done any free- association writing, Cole?

the sixth sense
I didn't know you were funny.
698404 I didn't know you were funny.
698472 You haven't told bedtime stories before?

the sixth sense
You can't hurt me anymore!
698505 You can't hurt me anymore!
698504 What are you going to do?

bonfire of the vanities
Sherman, I'm coming from the South and I'm starting to not like this!
127355 Sherman, I'm from the South and I'm beginning not to like this very much.
127417 Yes, let's call them and invite them over here to our little love nest.

bonfire of the vanities
Sherman... where are all the white people?
127353 Where are all the white people?
127365 I have all my luggage with me.

bonfire of the vanities
Maria, you're incorrigible!
127688 Maria, you are incorrigible.
127686 I'm upset, Maria.

drag me to hell
And get your filthy pig knuckle off my desk!
240159 --And get your filthy pig knuckle off my desk! Stu is taken aback by Stephanie's outburst. He retreats to his desk in confusion. Stephanie sits, rattled. A drop of blood falls onto a piece of paper on her desk. The blood is trickling from her nose. Stephanie grabs a tissue to halt the bleeding. She looks down to see a large black fly land upon the drop of blood. She gasps and stands, her mind racing. She knows what she must do. She finds Mrs. Ganush's loan documents. She stuffs them into a folder, grabs her purse and bolts for the exit. Mr. Jacks engaged with a customer, calls after her:
240175 I don't even know why I came here!

drag me to hell
You'd be surprised what you'll be willing to do, when the Lamia comes for you.
240195 You will be surprised what you will be willing to do when the Lamia comes for you. She considers his words, looks down to the book. CLOSE ON A DIAGRAM OF AN ANIMAL SACRIFICE - A creature's heart being cut from it's body. CAMERA pulls back to reveal that Stephanie now site at her kitchen table, reading the book. We see other diagrams: The heart being placed into a skillet over an open fire. The burial of the smoking heart. Stephanie's kitten PURRS, as it rubs against her leg. Stephanie closes the book, shutting out the disturbing images. She hears the SHRIEK of the rusty gate outside. She moves to the window and peers out. The rusting iron gate is open. Stephanie senses a change in the room... Shadows shift and grow deeper. The air is suddenly oppressive. Something is coming.
240367 There will be others involved and I cannot-ask them to accept such a risk for less.

drag me to hell
I beat you, you old bitch!
240020 I beat you, you old bitch! Next time take your Geretol! The old woman bends down, beneath Stephanie's view. Stephanie looks about. Where'd she go? The old woman pops up into view, raising a chunk of concrete and... CRASHI Stephanie SCREAMS as the window shatters. The old woman's head juts into the cart She clamps her toothless maw down upon Stephanie.'s chin. Suckling it, gumming. The old woman's good eye rolls about in ecstacy. Stephanie SHRIEKS as she pushes the slobbering head away. Strands of spittle form a bridge from the old woman's mouth to Ste phanie's jaw. The old woman's wrinkled hands grope about the front seat. She finds her dentures, now damaged from the fight. She GRUNTS as she jams them back into her mouth. She comes at Stephanie, mouth wide open and SHRIEKING! Stephanie grabs the wooden ruler from her cardboard box and shoves it down the old lady's throat. Mrs. Ganush gags, trying to retch up the ruler.
240018 Mr. Jacks nods, heads for home.

blade runner
I'm from the, uh, Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses.
117068 I'm an investigator for the Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses.
117022 It was something I didn't want to think about.

blade runner
We're not computers, Sebastian, we're physical.
117279 We're not computers, Sebastian, we're physical.
117284 Not only that, but we have smiliar problems.

blade runner
That was irrational of you... not to mention unsportsmanlike.
117441 That was irrational of me -- not to mention unsportsmanlike. Won't happen again.
117431 This is how we do it up there, lad!

blade runner
I think, Sebastian, therefore I am.
117280 I think, therefore I am.
117182 And this is my savior, J.F.

terminator
Come with me if you want to live.
773856 Come with me if you want to live.
773864 Don't make a sound unless I say.

terminator
Pain can be controlled - you just disconnect it.
774123 Pain can be controlled. You disconnect it.
774025 John taught us ways to dust them them.

terminator
Guard it for me, big buns.
773686 Watch this for me, big buns.
773690 Mission control to Chuck, come in...

goodfellas
Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies.
333749 Jimmy was one of the most feared gays in the city.  He was first locked up at eleven and was doing hits for mob bosses when he was sixteen. Hits never bothered him. It was business. But what he really loved to do was steal.  I mean, he actually enjoyed it.  Jimmy was the kind of guy who rooted for the bad guys in the movies.  He was one of the city's biggest hijackers. Clothes. Razor blades. Booze. Cigarettes. Shrimp and lobsters. Shrimp and lobsters were the best. They went fast.
333745 He'd walk in the door and everybody who worked the room went wild.

goodfellas
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
333694 As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
333695 To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States.

goodfellas
When they found Carbone in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them three days to thaw him out for the autopsy.
334185 When they found Sepe in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy.
334250 All day I thought the guys in the helicopter were just local cops busting my balls over Lufthansa, but they turned out to be Narks.

goodfellas
Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.
333700 Paulie might have moved slow, but it was only because he didn't have to move for anybody.
333733 I didn't have to wait on line at the bakery on Sunday morning anymore for fresh bread.

buffy the vampire slayer
Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?
150537 Does the world 'Duhh' mean anything to you?
150545 I didn't see you killing any vampires.

buffy the vampire slayer
I have detention slips here and I'm not afraid to use them.
150903 I got detention slips here, I'm not afraid to use them...
150511 Well, you know, there's more to most people than meets the eye.

buffy the vampire slayer
Get out of my facial!
150805 Get out of my facial.
150855 I like your little outfit.

buffy the vampire slayer
Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well I didn't actually think about anything.
150658 Three weeks ago all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything. I definitely didn't expect this.
150547 The Grand High Poobah and doesn't that mean you have to be nice to me?

superbad
I'm sorry that I blocked your cock...
759066 I'm sorry! You pushed me first.
759155 I can't believe Helen's bottle broke.

superbad
I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it.
758921 I don't know. I find they're always good for a little quick ass.
758505 Each and every one of these kids just so happens to be 21 years old.

superbad
Good shit, right Miroki?
758339 That's good shit. Huh, Miroki?
758308 It'll be fine.

the hospital
I am the fool for Christ, and Paraclete of Caborca.
384790 I am the Fool for Christ and the Paraclete of Caborca.
384991 Welbeck, too, was mislaid, overlooked, forgotten to death, you see.

friday the 13th part iii
Would you be yourself, if you looked like this?
297534 Would you be yourself...  ...if you looked this this?
297531 I beg your pardon, I'm not an asshole.

friday the 13th part iii
Hey, the van's on fire!
297546 Hey!  The van's on fire!
297858 I hate when you do that.

coraline
You think they're trying to poison me?
193893 Think they're trying to poison me?
193869 All right, little me, where are you hiding?

coraline
Don't remember our names, but I 'member my true mommy.
194280 Don't remember our names... But I `member my true mommy...
194450 Oh God, I've lost the game; I've lost everything.

coraline
He's not drunk, Mom, he's just eccentric.
194502 Mr. B's not drunk, Mom, he's just...eccentric.
194452 I think you might have said something like that.

coraline
So sharp, you won't feel a thing...
194236 So sharp you won't feel a thing...
194092 Well, everything's right in this world, Kiddo.

coraline
How dare you disobey your mother!
194307 Coraline? How dare you disobey your mother!!
194388 Now, don't be difficult, Coraline.

coraline
Hush, and shush, for the beldam might be listening.
194276 Hush! And shush! For the Beldam might be listening!
194270 I'll give you to the count of three.

coraline
They say even the proudest spirit can be broken... with love.
194262 --spirit can be broken ... with love.
194234 There's just one tiny little thing we have to do.

the queen
Your tea is getting cold!
627626 Hurry up, dear. Getting cold.
627689 A lot of slamming doors.

the queen
You know, when you get it wrong, you really get it wrong!
627795 You know when you get it wrong, you REALLY get it wrong. That woman has given her whole life in service to her people - fifty years doing a job she NEVER wanted - a job she watched kill her father. She's executed it with dignity, honour and, as far as I can tell, without a single blemish - and now we line up baying for her blood - why? Because she's struggling to lead the world in mourning for a woman who threw everything she offered back in her face, and who seemed, in the last few years, to be committed twenty-four seven to destroy everything she holds dear.
627838 Also, we haven't had a chance to speak since THAT week.

the queen
Mister saviour of the Monarchy!
627827 Mr "Saviour of the Monarchy."
627824 Off to see your girlfriend?

the queen
Will someone please save these people from themselves!
627570 God. Will someone save these people from themselves..
627554 It's unimaginable this country being a republic.

the rocky horror picture show
I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.
651687 I'm just a sweet Transvestite From Transexual Transylvania.
651692 I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual Transylvania.

the rocky horror picture show
Hi, my name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss; ah... you are...?
651704 Ah, hi. My name is Brad Majors and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. You are ...
651949 You're a hot dog But you'd better not Try to hurt her, Frank Furter.

the rocky horror picture show
Dammit, Janet, I love you.
651589 Dammit, Janet.
651601 We must have a blow-out.

blade trinity
And this walking diaper stain is Jarko Grimwood.
117657 The neanderthal behind them is Jarko Grimwood.
117644 Well for starters, I used to be one.

blade trinity
Are you ready to die... motherfucker?
117889 Are you ready to die, Blade?
117861 Wouldn't you accept that gift?

blade trinity
Don't you know that fur is murder?
117919 Don't you know fur is murder?
117918 A fur coat that sticks to your neck.

reindeer games
Man, they got a shit load of cookies!
639052 Hey. They got a shitload of cookies.
639637 I'm gonna take pleasure in this...

reindeer games
Ever since you started going to night school you've been giving me headaches.
639171 Ever since you started night school, you been givin, me headaches, Jumpy. Headaches. Go see what's taking him.
639098 Used to watch for people stealing chips, counting cards, getting piss-drunk, that kinda shit.

reindeer games
I had better sex in prison.
639121 I had better sex in prison.
639117 She says a lot of things.

reindeer games
'Tis the season, convict.
639464 'Tis the season, convict.
639492 Searching for a money man...

death at a funeral
My father was an exceptional man...
219316 My father was an exceptional man.
219329 We forget about the important things.

star trek: the wrath of khan
Every time we have dealings with Starfleet, I get nervous.
726937 Every time we have dealings with Starfleet, I get nervous.  We're dealing with something that COULD be perverted into a dreadful weapon. Remember that overgrown boy scout you used to hang out with? That's exactly the --
726931 Never put off tomorrow what you can put off today.

star trek: the wrath of khan
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
727669 Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No human can tolerate the radiation loose in there!
727541 It's like the Garden of Eden...

star trek: the wrath of khan
I'll give him this: he's consistent!
727614 I'll say this for him: he's consistent.
727550 And almost got tossed out of the Academy...

star trek: the wrath of khan
The energizer's bypassed like a Christmas tree, so don't give me too many bumps.
727581 The energizer's bypassed like a Christmas tree -- so don't give me too many bumps.
727631 The energizer's shaken loose and I can't get in there to fix her -- radiation --

star trek: the wrath of khan
Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!
727664 Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!
727522 You show me a son who'd almost be happy to help him.

star trek: the wrath of khan
Who's been holding up the damn elevator?
727146 Who's been holding up the damn elevator?
727059 What about the rest of the inspection, Admiral?

terminator salvation
John Connor... We gotta find this guy.
776090 John Connor. I'm glad you made it.
776021 We're sending in a rescue team ASAP.

gamer
You know your head ain't on straight?
307527 Your head ain't on straight.
307636 You're not a guard... who are you?

breakdown
You'd better pray she's still alive.
141419 You better pray she's all right.
141414 Just open it up, let the woman out.

the kingdom
I don't like your jokes.
449435 I don't like camels.
449515 How could they get more secure?

hannah and her sisters
For all my education, accomplishments and so-called wisdom, I can't fathom my own heart.
354118 For all my education, accomplishments, and so-called wisdom...I can't fathom my own heart.
353901 Oh, let's not--I, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

hannah and her sisters
I had a great evening; it was like the Nuremberg Trials.
353872 ...I had a great time tonight, really. It was like the Nuremberg Trials.
353823 And, and Nietzsche with his, with his Theory of Eternal Recurrence.

hannah and her sisters
Then at lunch she got drunker and drunker and finally she became Joan Collins!
353682 Then at lunch she got drunker and drunker and finally she became Joan Collins!
353685 With you as her mother her father could be anybody in Actors' Equity!

swordfish
For someone the NSA once listed as the most dangerous hacker in America, you sure don't look like much.
767741 For someone the N.S.A. has listed as the most dangerous hacker in America, you sure don't look like much.
767787 How much would it cost to retain the best family lawyer in the country and regain custody of your daughter?

heathers
Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie.
364430 Our love is God. Let's get a Slurpee.
364462 My grandfather snared a shitload of them in W.W. Two.

heathers
What is your damage, Heather?
363994 What's your damage, Heather? You ruined my...
364028 I was talking with someone!

heathers
Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.
364091 Grow up, Heather. Bulimia's so '86.
364124 They should throw his ass in jail.

heathers
Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.
364549 Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
364550 Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, Ram a brain.

heathers
Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
364798 We have to talk. Whether to kill yourself is one of the most important decisions a teenager has to make.
364562 Let's be able to say we were the ones who put peer pressure out to pasture.

heathers
Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.
364835 Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.
364689 Everybody cares for youth but nobody cares about Joey Blow.

heathers
I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...
364807 I knew that loose was too noose! I mean, noose too loose! Goddamn you!
364771 Man, I've even got a marked-up Catcher in the Rye.

heathers
It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.
364286 It's one thing to want somebody out of your life. It's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup of Drano.
364691 All we want is to be treated like human beings, not like guinea pigs to be experimented on and not like bunny rabbits to be patronized.

heathers
Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party tonight.
364161 Great pate, but I'm going to have to motor if I want to be ready for the party tonight.
364297 You're probably right..."People think just because you're beautiful and popular, life is easy and fun.

it's complicated
Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?
420057 Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes? I won't think less of you, you know.
419929 I have a young wife but I'm having sex with my old wife.

american psycho
I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
49539 I don't want you to get drunk, but that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
49213 And will you blow off a fucking phone call from your sad excuse for a boyfriend to eat there tonight.

american psycho
If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.
49165 If you don't shut your fucking mouth I will kill you, are you understanding me?
49179 Listen, if you could talk to them I would really appreciate it.

american psycho
Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
49051 No. Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
49968 There are no more barriers to cross.

american psycho
}: I'm not really hungry, I just need to have reservations somewhere.
49864 I'm not really sure. I had a shower...and some sorbet?
49808 Listen, I would just like to see...the two of you...get it on.

american psycho
Don't touch the watch.
49550 Don't touch the Rolex.
49551 We're not through yet...

american psycho
I have to return some videotapes.
49850 I have to return some videotapes.
49859 Not in the mood, I guess.

american psycho
Your compliment was sufficient, Luis.
49263 Your compliment was sufficient Luis.
49244 It's a plain end.

american psycho
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes.
49842 I know my behavior is...erratic sometimes.
49840 You're just not terribly important to me.

american psycho
Get a god-damn job Al.
49318 Get a goddamn job, Al. You've got a negative attitude. That's what's stopping you. You've got to get your act together. I'll help you.
49314 Listen, what's your name?

american psycho
You're not confused, are you?
49625 You're not confused, are you?
49621 So...it was hot out today, no?

american psycho
Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole.
49201 Pumpkin you're dating an asshole.
49189 Listen, what are you doing tonight?

the ladykillers
I can't really play the buttsack.
459708 I can't really play the buttsack.
459865 Maybe we should be going to church!

the ladykillers
You, madam, are addressing a man, who is in fact quiet... and yet, not quiet, if I may offer to you a riddle.
459193 I quite understand. Madam, you are addressing a man who is quiet -- and yet not quiet, if I may offer a riddle...
459165 But won't the feline eventually tire of his lonely perch and, pining for his master's affection, return on his own initiative?

the ladykillers
You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut?
459450 ...You brought your bitch to the waffle house?!
459454 ...You brought your bitch to the waffle house?

the ladykillers
And what, to flog a horse, that if not dead is at this point in mortal danger of expiring, does this little square represent?
459358 And what, to flog a horse that if not at this point dead is in mortal danger of expirin', does the dotted square represent?
459201 The revulsion I feel for modern popular music, and all other manifestations of contemporary decay, is, I have no doubt, the equal of y'own.

the ladykillers
Oh look at this, I got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket.
459464 Little punk. I got syrup on my safari jacket.
459539 I'm gonna tell you how I came down to Mississippi.

the ladykillers
Uh, can you wield the device with your maimed extremity?
459608 And will you be able to wield the drill with your maimed extremity?
459662 I have some cold duck on ice for the occasion.

orgy of the dead
A pussycat is born to be whipped.
585421 A pussycat is born to be whipped.
585409 The night things are all about me.

strangers on a train
I may be old-fashioned, but I thought murder was against the law.
751073 No. I may be old fashioned, but I thought murder was against the law.
751103 You're the one who's in a hurry, aren't you?

strangers on a train
I admire people who do things.
751000 I certainly admire people who do things. I'm Bruno Anthony. Bruno. See Guy looks up. Bruno indicates his gold tie pin which bears his name in cut- out letters. Guy looks at it with the faintest expression of disdain. I suppose you think it's corny. But my mother gave it to me so of course I wear it to please her.
750999 Made the semi-finals, didn't you?

hope and glory
I have no friends, only relations!
383153 I have no friends, only relations.
383190 You didn't spot it either.

the last of the mohicans
Someday I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.
464967 Major! Some day I think you and I are gonna have a serious disagreement.
464956 While it is their women and children, not yours, alone in their farms!

the last of the mohicans
I just dropped in to see how you boys was doing.
464850 Dropped in to see how you boys is doin'.
464880 A man, here, can make a run straight through to Webb.

the addams family
You've done this before.
17088 You've done this before.
17103 I know it was you.

gran torino
The thing that haunts a guy is the stuff he wasn't ordered to do.
336752 The thing that haunts a guy is the stuff he wasn't ordered to do.
336709 In Korea, we stacked fucks like you five feet high and used you as sandbags.

gran torino
Would it kill you to buy American?
336536 Kill you to buy American.
336561 This used to be a nice neighborhood.

awakenings
I'm sorry, if you were right, I would agree with you.
78806 I'm sorry, if you were right I'd agree with you.
78758 Clearly you're looking for someone with more of a clinical background.

as good as it gets
You're a disgrace to depression.
69085 Nellie, you're a disgrace to depression.
69078 It smells like shit in here?

as good as it gets
Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.
69101 Carol the waitress?
69095 Now we'll both call him.

as good as it gets
Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?
69355 Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something you know is stupid?
68807 Hey... this is just a little throw- up -- it's nothing to be so embarrassed about.

as good as it gets
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.
68769 People who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch. Eat up.
68726 I love throwing your dog down the garbage chute.

as good as it gets
What if this is as good as it gets?
68949 What if this is as good as it gets?
68947 I don't have this mountain of available time...

as good as it gets
Waiting gives devil time.
68895 Okay, waiting gives the devil time. Now!
68891 He'll hurt him.

bad santa
Sweet Jews for Jesus!
86951 Sweet Jews for Jesus...
86873 This is pricks ficks.

bad santa
I have to get a loofah and a...  Fuck the loofah, let's go!
86438 Fuck the loofah, let's go.
86454 For crying out loud, chew a few of these... you drunken, fuckin' imbecile!

bad santa
Your name is Thurman Merman?
86782 Your name Roger Merman?
86658 A lot of special pleading.

bad santa
I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santy Claus.
86552 It's my job, no big deal. I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santa Claus.
86671 You shat me out your womb, is that it?

bad santa
Does your daddy have a safe?
86628 Daddy got a safe?
86625 ...No aunts, no uncles, no cousins?

bad santa
I'm not your fucking Da-Da.
86576 I'm not your fuckin' dada.
86563 All right buddy, that's it...

bad santa
It's Christmas and the kid's gettin' his fuckin' present.
87054 ...It's Christmas... and the fucking kid is getting his present.
87023 Well, I don't think that store dick is gonna want this.

bad santa
It's a wooden pickle.
86921 A wooden pickle.
86940 You think I did good?

bad santa
Let me fix you some sandwiches...
86715 Should I fix you some sandwiches?
86890 You goin' to work today?

v for vendetta
I can't feel *anything* anymore!
845731 I can't hear anything.
845684 Yes, no, I mean for money.

v for vendetta
Tell me... do you like music, Mr. Finch?
845840 What do you make of this, Mr. Finch?
846498 He's got us, doesn't he, Finch?

v for vendetta
"The multiplying villainies of nature do swarm upon him  disdaining fortune/with his brandish'd steel, which smoked with bloody execution...?
845704 "Disdaining fortune with his brandished steel, which smoked with bloody execution."
845762 Art is created by individuals and there are no individuals in a world where you are told what to think.

v for vendetta
England prevails because *I* say it does!
845859 England prevails, Mr. Finch.
845855 He knows what he's doing, Finch.

v for vendetta
There are no coincidences, Delia... only the illusion of coincidence.
846069 There are no coincidences, Delia. Only the illusion of coincidence.
845929 Death has followed his grace the whole of his career.

contact
Small moves, Ellie, small moves.
190657 Small moves, Captain, small moves.
190664 Find out where he is.

contact
Mathematics is the only true universal language.
190874 Mathematics is the only truly universal language, Senator.  We think this may be a beacon -- an announcement to get our attention.
190913 Stack it up, string-breaks every 60th character.

contact
Do you believe in God, Dr. Arroway?
191170 Good morning, Dr. Arroway.
191175 There may be an unforeseen mechanical failure.

tombstone
It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.
817626 Poor soul, he was so high-strung. Afraid the strain was more than He could bear.
817660 Your problem is you're Always trying to play someone Else's.

tombstone
And so she walked out of our lives forever.
817364 And so she walked out of our Lives forever.
817485 But you... what on earth were You thinking about?

tombstone
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
817162 Nonsense, I have not yet begun to Defile myself.
816922 Here's a man you should meet, Mr. Fabian.

tombstone
Forgive me if I don't shake hands.
816815 Forgive me if I don't shake hands.
816812 Oh sorry, Johnny, I forgot all About you.

tombstone
I don't think I'll let you arrest us today, Behan.
817255 I don't think I'll let you arrest Us today, Behan. Maybe tomorrow.
817237 They even look like they're gonna Start something, buffalo 'em.

tombstone
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
817616 Why Johnny Ringo, you look like Somebody just walked over your grave. Oh, I wasn't quite as sick as I Made out.
817664 This time run and don't look Back and call it living.

stalag 17
If I ever run into any of you bums on a street corner, just let's pretend we've never met before.
724884 One more word. If I ever run into any of you bums on a street corner, just let's pretend we never met before. Understand?
724855 Sure, he lived in Cleveland, but when the war broke out he came back to the Fatherland like a good little Bundist.

some like it hot
How about the shape of that liquor cabinet?
710163 How about the shape of that liquor cabinet?
710221 I just think us girls should stick together.

some like it hot
I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste.
710354 Oh, I don't care how rich he is -- as long as he has a yacht and his own private railroad car and his own toothpaste.
710234 We'd cuddle up under the covers, and pretend we were lost in a dark cave, and were trying to find out way out.

some like it hot
Where did you pick up that cheap trick?
710943 Where did you pick up that cheap trick?  Come on, boys.
710924 Spats Colombo -- delegate from Chicago -- South Side chapter.

some like it hot
All right, driver, once around the park, slowly, and keep your eyes on the road.
710445 All right, driver. Once around the park. Slowly. And keep your eyes on the road.
710428 So this year, when George White's Scandals opened, she packed me off to Florida.

the relic
Somebody wanna tell me what in God's name that is?
640292 Somebody tell me! Where is it now?
640084 Why don't you just tell me how this space station works.

the third man
You know, you ought to get yourself a girl.
796541 Do you know - you ought to find yourself a girl.
796526 Can't you see I don't want to.

the third man
We should have dug deeper than a grave.
796816 We should have dug deeper than a grave.
796824 Next time, we'll have a foolproof coffin.

the third man
He is now  in hell, or  in heaven.
795835 Already in hell or in heaven.
795834 Have seen it myself, killed at once, immediately.

the third man
A person doesn't change just because you find out more.
796776 A person doesn't change because you find out more.
796532 If we have to see the Porter we'd better go.

the long kiss goodnight
Suck my dick, every one of you bastards.
484321 Suck my dick, every one of you bastards...
484298 Fuck me, I was wrong, get outta threre!

the long kiss goodnight
Die screaming motherfucker.
484355 Die screaming, motherfucker.
484354 Suck on it.

the long kiss goodnight
You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom.
484190 You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom, now shut the fuck up.
484188 You stomp around like a forties drunk and you're a lousy shot.

the bridges of madison county
So, do you want more eggs or should we just fuck on the linoleum one last time?
779380 Fine. More eggs or should we just fuck on the linoleum one last time?
779397 I've fallen in love in a way I've never thought could happen my entire life.

the bridges of madison county
I don't want to need you, 'cause I can't have you.
779385 I DON'T WANT TO NEED YOU!
779383 I won't be made to feel like I've done something wrong.

barton fink
I've always found that writing comes from a great inner pain.
89679 ...No, I've always found that writing comes from a great inner pain. Maybe it's a pain that comes from a realization that one must do something for one's fellow man  to help somehow to ease his suffering. Maybe it's a personal pain. At any rate, I don't believe good work is possible without it.
89697 You're lucky she puts up with as much as she does.

barton fink
Sometimes it gets so hot I want to crawl right out of my skin.
90107 ...Jesus it's hot. Sometimes it gets so hot, I wanna crawl right out of my skin.
90105 ...They say I'm a madman, Barton, but I'm not mad at anyone.

barton fink
You're a sick fuck, Fink.
90086 You're a sick fuck, Fink.
90083 He teach you to do it?

barton fink
Okay Fink, let's chow.
89576 ...Okay kid, let's chow.
89577 Don't worry about it.

raising arizona
Mighty fine cereal flakes, Mrs. McDonough.
631291 ...Awful good cereal flakes, Miz McDunnough.
631306 We'd love to have ya.

raising arizona
Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!
631655 Gimme that baby, you warthog from hell!
631675 ...We didn't bring him back for money.

raising arizona
Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat!
631643 Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat.
631528 Today is the first day of the rest of your life...

raising arizona
Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless.
631063 ...But biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless.
631052 These were the happy days, the salad days as they say...

raising arizona
Sometimes it's a hard world for small things.
631239 ...Sometimes it's a hard world for little things.
631327 ...Well yeah, Glen, I guess it is kinda funny.

raising arizona
Well, H.I., looks like you've been up to the devil's business.
631180 Well now H.I., looks like you been up to the devil's bidnis!
631590 He's a real cheerful little critter once he warms up to ya.

raising arizona
H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?
631468 Come on Hi. you're young, you got your health - what do you want with a job?
631624 Supposin' we get killed in there - it could be hours before he's discovered.

raising arizona
Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai.
631352 Mind ya don't cutchaseff, Mordecai...
631347 See there's something wrong with m'semen.

the other boleyn girl
Risk nothing and you gain nothing.
586545 Risk nothing, you gain nothing.
586577 Your Majesty, you are most welcome.

the other boleyn girl
What will the King say when he finds out that I cannot bear children?
587378 They will take it as proof that I cannot bear children. That I am cursed by God. And should be dispensed with.
587391 The only way to save ourselves..is to do this.. And pray it's a boy.

the other boleyn girl
When was it that people stopped thinking of ambition as insane and started thinking of it as a virtue?
586546 hen was it that people stopped thinking of ambition as a sin, and started thinking of it as a virtue?
586915 I'm a mother with one child on his wedding day looking like he's been condemned to death.

pleasantville
I'm getting a little concerned about what I'm seeing on some of these reruns.
610945 I'll be honest with you Bud. I'm getting sorta concerned about what I'm seeing in some of these re-runs ...
610471 I don't think we should discuss this until I'm a little bit more composed.

pleasantville
I could, like, kill a guy with these things.
610578 I could like kill a guy with these things.
610366 I know, I know--He's just like so FINE ...

superman iii
I ask you to kill Superman, and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one, simple thing.
762831 He didn't die???? I ask you to kill Superman and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one simple thing??!!!
762880 I knew it, I knew it, go be nice to people and they think they can ask for the moon!

lost horizon
George, didn't you ever want to know what's on the other side of the mountain?
490963 Don't you ever want to see what's on the other side of the hill?
490593 Then when the enemy approaches we'll say, "Come in, gentlemen - what can we do for you?

lost horizon
I think I'm going to like it here.
491391 Think of it! In times like these.
491395 I want to show this whole layout to Chang.

lost horizon
Mr. Chang, if you don't mind, I think I'll go on being amazed - in moderation go course...
491062 Mr. Chang, if you don't mind, I think I'll go on being amazed - in moderation, of course.
491499 His last words to me were, "I place in your hands, my son, the future and destiny of Shangri-La.

we own the night
If you piss in your pants, you only stay warm for so long.
862167 You piss in your pants, you only stay warm for so long.
862008 I was working, maybe I would've been able to do something, but...

blow
You failed because you had the wrong dream... What do you know about cocaine?
120988 You failed because you had the wrong dream.
120993 Cut it a few times and retail, you're looking at two, three-hundred thousand.

blow
I thought you couldn't live without your heart.
121460 I thought you couldn't live without your heart.
121474 Do what you want, it's a free country.

double indemnity
Well, I get darn sick of tryin' to pick up after a gang of fast-talking salesmen dumb enough to sell life insurance to a guy who sleeps in the same bed with four rattlesnakes.
238975 I get darn sick of picking up after a gang of fast-talking salesmen dumb enough to sell life insurance to a guy that sleeps in the same bed with four rattlesnakes. I've had twenty- six years of that, Walter, and I --
238973 And I'm the guy that has to sit here up to my neck in phony claims so they won't throw more money out of the window than they take in at the door.

double indemnity
Do I laugh now, or wait 'til it gets funny?
239330 How would I -- Do I laugh now, or wait until it gets funny?
239314 Only we're not going to do it other ways.

double indemnity
Well, hello there, Mr. Neff.
238828 Hello there, Mr. Neff.
238835 I say it's rheumatism.

double indemnity
Walter, you're all washed up.
239164 Walter, you're hurting me.
239183 Got some thing better to do?

double indemnity
That's a honey of an anklet you're wearing, Mrs. Dietrichson.
239720 What about me and the first Mrs. Dietrichson?
239726 Because she's made you feel like a heel all of sudden.

newsies
So what are we supposed to do to the bums, kiss em?
559148 Whatta we s'pose to do -- kiss 'em?
559169 We catch the races, maybe a nightclub -- I'm dreamin', huh?

newsies
You shouldn't be callin' people lousy little shrimps, Oscar, unless you're referrin' to the family resemblance in your brother here.
558664 You shouldn't be callin' people ugly little shrimps. Oscar. Unless you're referrin; to the family resemblance in your brother here.
559153 Prove what the big shots say is true -- we're street rats with no brains and no respect for nothin' -- includin' ourselves!

mr brooks
Even if that guy was charming and funny, I still wouldn't like him.
541023 Even if that guy was charming and funny I still wouldn't like him.
541069 She did it because she got off on it, she did it for fun.

mr brooks
Before I was the Thumbprint Killer, Mr. Smith, I killed a lot of people in a lot of different ways.
541358 Before I was the Thumbprint Killer, Mr. Smith, I killed a lot of people in a lot of different ways.
541347 ... and you stand there, not too far away and you shoot me, I should fall straight back into the hole.

tall in the saddle
I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman.
771972 I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman.
772898 You seem to like to do business through windows, Mr. Harolday.

tall in the saddle
Has somebody come to town!
772243 Oh boy -- has somebody come to town!
772336 George Clews is in town.

beloved
I got a tree on my back and a haint in my house, and nothing inbetween but the daughter I'm holding in my arms.
106131 I got a tree on my back and a haunt in my house and nothing in between but the daughter I'm holding in my arms. No more running - from nothing! I will never run from another thing on this earth, you hear! I took one journey and I paid the ticket but let me tell you something, Paul D. Garner; it cost too much! Do you hear me?! It cost too much! Now sit down and eat with us or leave us be!
106677 ...Days of watching my children sleep away the morning...And taking care of my baby like it was the most important thing I had to do...

beloved
You got two feet, Sethe, not four.
106732 You got two feet, Sethe. Not four!
106899 Was never no beating under Mr. Garner.

beloved
We have a ghost here, you know?
106093 We have a ghost here, you know.
106018 I think maybe baby's got plans.

bad day at black rock
Tim, you're just a lost ball in the high weeds.
85620 Tim, you're a lost ball in the high weeds. I told you a long time ago, nothing happened for you to worry about.
85616 You don't know anything about Komako, now do you, Tim?

on the waterfront
The only arithmetic he ever got was hearing the referee count up to ten.
580909 Only arithmetic he got was hearing the referee count up to ten.
580885 If we pull a walkout it might be a few bucks from the shippers.

crime spree
Zero does not care about your life story.
198704 -- Zero isn't interested in your life story. Who gets killed?
198734 We are tired and bored with your bullshit.

devil's advocate
The worst vice is advice.
227535 The worst vice is advice, right? But can I make a suggestion? It's about your hair, some people are sensitive, that's why I ask.
227523 Learns a few new tricks.

devil's advocate
Walter, as your lawyer I'm advising you to stay the fuck away from me.
227162 Lloyd, as your attorney, I'm advising you to get the fuck away from me.
227214 Can you think of anything else, Barbara, they might have told me about that party?

devil's advocate
Behold I send you out as sheep amidst the wolves.
228074 Kevin. Kevin! 'Behold I send you out as sheep amidst the wolves.'
228061 That night in the elevator, you never let me answer.

bottle rocket
Jack, I'm 26 years old, I didn't run away from home.
135214 John, I'm twenty-six years old I didn't run away from home.
135153 I don't expect an apology and I don't even want one.

the searchers
Figure a man's only good for one oath at a time; I took mine to the Confederate States of America.
672481 I figger a man's only good for one oath at a time... I took mine to the Confederate States of America... So did you, Reverend...
673021 He's got to... All these years, runnin', dodgin', knowin' we were after him... Now we caught up...

rushmore
She's in love with a dead guy anyway.
659807 She's still in love with the dead guy, anyway.
659801 Because I haven't seen her in six weeks.

rushmore
Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days
659813 I'm kind of lonely these days.
659787 Your partner told me he was under the weather.

rushmore
Oh yeah and with friends like you who needs friends?
659577 Yeah. And with friends like you, who needs friends?
659672 Did you say my mother gave you a hand job?

rushmore
I know about you and the teacher.
659572 I know about you and the teacher.
659535 Where's Mrs. Blume tonight, Mr. Blume?

rushmore
Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.
659795 Yeah? Well, kids don't like their parents to get divorced.
660001 Let's just hope it's got a happy ending.

rushmore
Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
659678 Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today. I'm going to pop a cap in his ass.
659601 I'll just be out nude getting hand jobs from the woman you love.

rushmore
I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!
659615 I just came by to thank you for wrecking my life.
659460 I'm a former student of Rushmore Academy, which I recently got expelled from.

escape from new york
God save me, and watch over you all.
263378 God save me and watch over you all.
263706 You're goddamned right I'll move fast.

big
Hey Angel, get out of that bathroom now.
107239 Have a pleasant stay....Hey Angel! Get out of that bathroom now!
107236 It's the last door on the right.

big
I'd use the chain if I were you.
107247 8:30. I'd use the chain if I were you.
107274 By the way, you may be older than that!

big
Got it, got it, need it, got it...
107104 Got it. Need it. Need it. Got it.
107099 What do you want to melt him with?

in the loop
This is the minister of international development here, he should be talking about... food parcels... not... fucking, arse-spraying mayhem!
400594 Diarrhoea? I mean, this is the minister for International Development. He should be talking about food parcels, not fucking arse-spraying mayhem.
401780 As soon as I heard about the wall, I spoke to him and he decided you had to go.

in the loop
In the words of the late, great Nat King fucking Cole, unforeseeable, that's what you are.
400668 In the words of the late, great Nat King Fucking Cole, `Unforeseeable, that's what you are..'
401723 You know, I've met some psychos in my time, but none as fucking BORING as you.

traffic
I have a job for you but I don't have much time.
822205 I have a job for you and I don't have much time.
822158 Supportive letters from prison while I'm being kicked out of our home?

traffic
Now get out of the car and shoot him in the head!
822271 You've got a gun. Get out of the car and shoot him in the head.
822332 And I want the principle witness against my husband, Eduardo Ruiz, killed.

malibu's most wanted
Damn doesn't anyone know where the damn driveway is!
502357 Don't anybody know where the driveway's at?! Damn!
502356 I guess I never looked at it like that before.

malibu's most wanted
This ain't no picnic bitch!
501809 This ain't a picnic, bitch!
501804 The plan just done changed, Tree.

malibu's most wanted
You that weak fuck from the club.
502085 Oh, you dat weak fuck from de club.
502080 I ain't down enough for y'all --

wild wild west
We may not have a woodshed on board, but that boy is gonna get a whuppin' anyway!
877410 Lippenreider, take over the controls. We may not have a woodshed on board, but that boy is gonna get a whoopin' anyway!
877438 I believe you gentlemen are the polar opposites of a moral dilemma and I'm stuck in the middle.

the grifters
Well, who's a boy gonna talk to if not his mother?
343730 Well? Who's a boy gonna talk to, if not his mother?
343720 Your mind's so filthy, it's hard even to look at you.

jerry maguire
Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm!
434355 Go ahead. Jump right on into my nightmare. The water's warm.
434341 -- "I'll be out there cheering for you.

jerry maguire
Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work.
434564 Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work. I know, but --
434559 I mean, he must have been needing that.

jerry maguire
You tell me to eat lima beans, I'll eat lima beans
434637 Tell me what to do, Jerry. You tell me to eat lima beans, I'll eat lima beans.
434669 " They have been to the circus, you know what I'm saying?

jerry maguire
You are hanging on by a very thin thread and I dig that about you!
434523 You're hanging by a very thin thread, dude. And I dig that about you.
434663 We ain't gonna bring Nike to their knees with some regional camel ad --

jerry maguire
Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?
434479 Sorry about this hand. You know that feeling -- you're not completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpe tomorrow's embarrassment?
434668 Tell me, because it's been a month, and she's about to take another job in San Diego.

jerry maguire
I'm not trying to make history here.
434375 I'm not trying to make history.
434388 Don't you even see -- I'm finished.

jerry maguire
Don't worry, I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is, you know, FLIP OUT!
434137 Well, don't worry! I'm not going to do what you think I'm going to do, which is FLIP OUT!
433984 So I turn to her and sort of grandly say, "Well, this is me, Klutz, asking you, Goddess of Rock Climbing, to marry me.

jerry maguire
I won't let you get rid of me.
434860 I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that?
434861 Send me in there, I'll do it alone.

jerry maguire
Don't ever stop fucking me!
434024 Don't ever stop fucking me!
434380 I'm too strong for you.

jerry maguire
You bet on me like I bet on you.
434646 Bet on me, dude. Bet on me like I bet on you.
434671 It makes you shivver, it eats at your insides.

pineapple express
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!
603296 You just got killed by a Ford Fiesta motherfucker!!! How you like me now!?!
603204 I'm sure it won't be that hard.

pineapple express
I should call Angie soon... Make up some bullshit...
602685 I'm going to go call Angie. Make up some bull shit.
602652 Yeah, but Saul, he's a fucking drug dealer.

pineapple express
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
603245 Has anyone seen my bigger knife? Do you guys hear that?
603155 We should have this under control.

pineapple express
I wish we could just go nowhere.
602642 I wish we could just go nowhere.
602638 Well, how much money do you have?

the doors
I'm the poet and you're my muse.
238400 'cause I'm the poet and you're my muse
238418 She's a little pissed off right now but...

the doors
They don't want me - they want my *death*!
237903 Don't underestimate Death.
237835 I think life hurts a lot more than death.

the doors
We're gonna fuck death away!
238072 You're gonna cut it!
238634 I'm not going out there man!

the doors
I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.
238731 I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.
238734 Come get me if you love me baby.

the doors
Come on, let's get some tacos.
238818 Aw right. Let's get some tacos!
238811 Come on man, I gotta fly.

the doors
What's wrong with being a large mammal?
238598 Yeah. What's wrong with being fat.
238450 Hey, fuck him, let's eat this thing.

the doors
Actually I don't remember being born, It must have happened during one of my black outs.
238172 Actually, I don't really remember being born. It musta happened during one of my blackouts.
238160 Did you know Nietzsche said, "all good consciousness, all evidence of truth comes only from the senses"?

the doors
Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
238083 The biggest mistakes in my life have been haircuts.
238115 Where is the wine -- the new wine -- dying on the vine?

the doors
Love, death, travel, revolt, chaos.
238142 Uh love death travel... revolt. We all write the songs, we're interested in anything about disorder, chaos, especially activity which seems to have no meaning... I think when you make peace with authority, you become authority.
238129 How could I do that

the doors
Have you ever eaten human flesh?
238640 Hey John y'ever eaten human flesh? When we get to New York, I know this chick...
238661 I'm talkin' 'bout DANCIN.

avatar
I may not be much of a horse guy, but I was born to do this.
76837 I may not be much of a horse guy. But I was born to do this.
76859 It's hard to put in words the deep connection the People have to the forest.

avatar
This is gonna ruin my whole day!
77069 This is gonna ruin my whole day.
76994 Parker, we have to talk, like rational people.

avatar
Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.
76799 Everything is backwards now. Like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.
76791 I'm learning to read the trails, the tracks at the water-hole, the tiniest scents and sounds.

avatar
Sky People can not learn, they do not see.
76640 Sky people can not learn. You do not See.
76933 Where ever you are, come back to me now.

avatar
Shut up and fly straight!
76836 Level out! Fly straight!
76840 The People call it Toruk.

avatar
And that's how you scatter the roaches.
77038 That's how you scatter the roaches. Okay, switch missiles. Give me H-E's at the base of the west columns.
77029 I can tack it onto the after-action report.

avatar
All I ever wanted was a single thing worth fighting for.
76446 All I ever wanted in my sorry-ass life was a single thing worth fighting for.
76449 If it ain't rainin' we ain't trainin'!

avatar
Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move.
77084 Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move.
77047 I was a warrior who dreamed he could bring peace.

avatar
I need to get some samples.
77100 I need to take some samples.
77077 Forget it, it doesn't matter.

eastern promises
Stay alive a little longer.
248987 Stay alive a little longer.
248980 Tell me your last name.

eastern promises
Sometimes, if things are closed, you just, open them up.
248771 Sometimes if things are closed you just open them up, you know?
249468 When he's gone the family business will be yours.

eastern promises
He is no driver, he is the undertaker.
248809 This guy's not a driver. He's an undertaker.
248804 It's an English expression, you fucking baboon.

eastern promises
Kirill, we don't kill little babies.
249463 Kirill, a vor doesn't kill little babies.
249464 Your dad has gone too far, Kirill.

eastern promises
So, you know where I am...and now I know where you are, Anna Ivanovna.
249010 You know where I am, Anna Ivanovna.
249127 It is good to have someone who I can trust to do simple tasks.

sunshine cleaning
It's a business lie, it's different from a life lie.
758202 It's a business lie, not a real lie.
757887 The thing is Oscar...and this is important to learn early...life is sales.

changeling
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
165959 Fuck you....and the horse...you rode in on.
166046 All those women, and what they did about Walter....

changeling
It's raining cats, dogs, and democrats out there, this better be worth it.
165827 It's raining cats, dogs and democrats out there, so this better be worth it.
165757 You can't just stay in the U.S. as long as you want, pal.

changeling
Mrs. Collins, if that boy's your son I'll eat my yard stick.
165678 Mrs. Collins, if that's your son, I'll eat my yardstick. Not only will I put that in writing, I'll swear to it in a court of law and in front of President Calvin Coolidge himself if I have to.
165676 You must know which one it is, you sat there for over a year.

o brother, where art thou?
The color guard is colored!
575236 The color guard is colored!
574874 All right, boys, itsy authorities!

o brother, where art thou?
A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
575138 Well that's right! If then! Believe me, Delmar, Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days a man!
575121 And I've traveled many a weary mile to be back with my wife and six daughters.

o brother, where art thou?
Do not seek the treasure!
575142 Do not seek the treasure! It's a bushwhack!
574730 I know we're kin!

o brother, where art thou?
where's the happy little tire swing?
575338 Where's the happy little tire swing?
575318 Is the marriage off then, Miz Wharvey?

o brother, where art thou?
I don't want FOP Damn it, I'm a Dapper Dan Man!
574758 No! I don't want Fop! Goddamnit - I use Dapper Dan!
574691 It's not so surprising, then, if an organism deprived of earthly vision-

election
When I think back on my relationship with Mr. Novotny, what I miss most... is our talks.
254837 When I think back on my relationship with Mr. Novotny, what I miss most. is our talks.
254834 It was the first time somebody ever saw the real me, the me that nobody else knows.

election
I sure was surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked me for a ride home and ended up blowing me.
254994 I sure was surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked me for a ride home and ended up blowing me.
254998 First Lisa has a big fight with my sister, and the next thing you know she's my girlfriend.

election
Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.
254810 Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.
254847 I don't need a lecture on ethics, Jim, okay?

election
Good morning, Mr. M. Looks like you could use a CUPCAKE!
255250 Looks like you could use a cupcake!
255170 There are a lot of, you know, subversive elements around Millard.

the mask
Start dancing, and I'll blow your brains out!
515633 You go out there and I'll blow your brains out!
515750 You're in the middle of a police station.

the hangover
To a night the four of us will never forget!
351154 Well then...to a night we'll never forget.
351143 That said, let's not get too stupid tonight, okay?

revolutionary road
I've never really been anywhere.
645037 I've never really been anywhere.
645005 I'm sorry to hear that.

revolutionary road
Frank Wheeler, I think you're the most interesting person I've ever met.
645043 I think you're the most interesting person I've ever met.
645555 I mean it's kind of an important day for you, isn't it?

revolutionary road
Knowing what you've got, knowing what you need, knowing what you can do without - That's inventory control.
645302 Knowing what you've got, comma, knowing what you need, comma, Knowing what you can do without, dash. That's inventory control.
645471 I think it was a simple case of wanting to be a man again after all that abortion business.

revolutionary road
It takes backbone to lead the life you want, Frank.
645369 It takes backbone to lead the life you want, Frank.
645373 And what do you think you're going to do?

revolutionary road
Just because you've got me safe in this little trap, you think you can bully me into feeling whatever you want me to feel!
644959 Just because you've got me safely in this little trap, you think you can bully me into feeling whatever you want!
645575 Just give them - you know, give them each a kiss for me, and give them my love, and tell them - you know... All right, Milly.

revolutionary road
If being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don't mind being completely insane.
645275 If being crazy means living life as if it matters then I don't care if we are completely insane. Do you?
645084 It's what you are that's being denied and denied and denied in this kind of life.

dark star
You know, I wish I had my board with me... even if I could just wax it once in a while.
210433 I wish I had my board with me now. Even if I could only polish it once in awhile.
210423 I can't talk to the others, but with time to myself, I think about back home, back home at Malibu.

dark star
Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up
210382 So don't give me any of that sentient life crap. Find me something I can blow up.
210425 I can remember running out on the beach early spring mornings with my board and a wet suit...

the men who stare at goats
It's the Silence of the Goats!
524228 The silence of the goats.
524274 There's a subliminal message in this?

the men who stare at goats
Now more than ever we need the Jedi.
524379 Now, more than ever, we need the Supermen.
524373 But they didn't put me in prison.

bones
Dog eat dog, brother.
127130 Dog eat dog, brother. Dog eat dog.
127127 Aw that's easy.

bones
There's nothing but a dark world of pain locked in that building.
126792 Nothing but a wide world o' pain locked in there.
127028 Cause I don't forgive you, I don't forgive you for dying.

twelve monkeys
All I see are dead people.
832747 All I see are dead people.  Everywhere. What's three more?
832749 The guy was a total fruitcake.

twelve monkeys
Who cares what psychiatrists write on walls?
832972 WHO CARES WHAT PSYCHIATRISTS WRITE ON WALLS?  You think I told her about the Army of the 12 Monkeys?  Impossible!  Know why, you pathetically ineffectual and pusillanimous "pretend-friend-to- animals"?!  I'll tell you why:  because when I had anything to do with her six years ago, there was no such thing -- I hadn't even thought of it yet!
833057 What virus are we talking about, Dad?

twelve monkeys
I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys.
832714 I, uh, I'm looking for the, ah, the Army of the Twelve Monkeys.
832688 Where I come from we think of this as Eden.

the elephant man
People are frightened by what they don't understand.
256117 People are often frightened by what they don't understand.
256101 They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.

juno
Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!
438898 Hey, big puffy version of Junebug. Where have you been?
438487 I think that's a great idea.

juno
Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over your house.
438374 Hello. Thank you for having me and my irresponsible child over to your home.
438368 Did you see it coming when she sat us down here?

juno
Yum, this pretzel tastes like a freaking DONUT!
438701 Yum. This pretzel tastes like a friggin' donut!
438325 Rip off the Band-Aid and let it bleed.

juno
Hi, I'm calling to procure a hasty abortion...
438241 Yes, hello, I need to procure a hasty abortion?... What was that? I'm sorry, I'm on my hamburger phone and it's kind of awkward to talk on. It's really more of a novelty than a functional appliance.
438222 I'm kind of a deadbeat lab partner, huh?

juno
I could so go for like a huge cookie right now, with like, a lamb kabob simultaneously.
438717 I want a huge cookie. And like, a lamb kebob. Simultaneously.
438741 So, I've been spending a lot of time listening to that weird CD you made me.

juno
This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen.
438144 This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen.
438984 I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.

juno
You seem to be getting pregnanter these days.
438667 So, it looks like you're getting pregnant-er these days.
438500 I don't really know anything about it.

juno
I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while.
438896 I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while.
438841 Listen, once I have the baby, Vanessa is going to finally be happy, and everything will be all right.

juno
It ended with a chair.
438976 It ended with a chair.
438943 You're just golden, dude.

juno
I think that kids get bored and have intercourse.
438365 I think kids get bored and have intercourse. And I think Junebug was a dummy about it. But we have to move on from here and help her figure it out.
438367 And Juno's not going to be a ma.

i, robot
Thank you... you said 'someone'... not 'something'.
394786 Hah -- I caught you. You said someone. Not something.
394781 ...And this man on the hill comes.

superman iv: the quest for peace
You never could hit a curve ball!
763150 Oh, yeah, you never could hit a curve ball.
763154 Be careful in that big City, Clark.

superman iv: the quest for peace
Lenny, I've always considered you the Dutch Elm disease in my family tree.
763181 Lenny, I've always thought of you as the Dutch elm disease of my family tree. But this time, nephew, you did fine.
763652 I did what I could but he's kind of lovesick for the girl.

moon
I hope life on Earth is everything you remember it to be.
538537 I understand, Sam. I hope life is everything you remember it to be.
538319 Sam, when you first arrived at Selene, there was a small crash.

moon
Gerty, is there someone else in the room?
538182 Is there someone in the room with us?
538187 Who is that guy in the Rec Room?

moon
Sam, I can only account for what occurs on this base.
538315 Sam, I can only account for what occurs on the base.
538317 Sam, I can only account for what occurs on the base.

out of sight
You'd be surprised about what you can get, if you ask for it the right way.
588265 You'd be surprised what all you can get, you ask for it the right way.
588605 I know of a guy he goes in the bank holding a bottle he says is nitroglycerin.

his girl friday
Walter, you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.
378136 Walter, you're wonderful in a loathesome sort of way. Now, would you mind keeping quiet long enough for me to tell you what I came up here for?
378146 That's the first time you've been right today.

his girl friday
If you was worth breaking my nails on I'd tear your face wide open.
378588 If you was worth breaking my fingers on, I'd tear your face wide open.
378599 And still I was the only one with guts enough to stand up for him!

his girl friday
Listen to me, you great big bubble-headed baboon!
378180 Listen, you bumble-headed baboon --
378184 I'm not working for any other paper!

his girl friday
Madam, you are a cock-eyed liar!
379461 Madam, you're a cockeyed liar! And you know it!
379455 We've got to get bail.

the nightmare before christmas
Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack!
564903 Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack? The next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to her! She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum! Skeletons....
564834 Don't do this.

the nightmare before christmas
How dare you treat my friend so shamefully!
564900 How dare you treat my friends so shamefully.
564872 Whoa, careful down there, you almost hit us.

life as a house
I'm not even listening.
475192 I'm not even listening.
475188 I was holding for someone.

life as a house
Thank you for talking about me behind my back - that'll be useful in court.
474616 Thanks for talking about me behind my back...useful in court.
475785 Then maybe this isn't what he wants, but this what he was hoping for.

life as a house
What kind of mother can't stand her own son?
474691 What kind of a mother can't stand her son?
474701 Why do you ask me everything you should ask him!?

life as a house
It's not my back that's killing me.
475548 It's not my back that's killing me.
475573 Josh, you look like you could use a hug.

life as a house
Why can't you all just die and leave me alone?
474711 Why can't you all just die and leave me alone!
475757 Would you like to help us finish the house, Mr. Dokos?

life as a house
Build this house with me.
475194 Build this house with me.
475191 Not home with your mother.

gandhi
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
308473 An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. We must stop.
308401 My message tonight is the message I have given to your brothers everywhere.

gandhi
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
307983 If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
307990 Ba -- we will need another place set for Mr. Walker's driver.

grand theft parsons
We'll be goin' now that your sign is no longer impeding our forward progress.
339275 We'll be moving on, now that your sign no longer appears to be impeding our forward progress.
339370 Well, I think we should just make our delivery as soon as possible, don't you?

someone to watch over me
Let me watch over *you* tonight.
711744 You're tired. Let me watch over you tonight...
711742 What do you want to do?

logan's run
Everything made sense... until Box.
482287 It all seemed to make sense until Box.
482294 I wonder what they are?

logan's run
Logan... you renewed!
482367 Logan! You renewed!
482017 At Carousel tonight?

logan's run
Fish, plankton, sea greens... protein from the sea!
482268 Fish and plankton, sea greens and protein from the sea. It's all here - ready - fresh as harvest day. Fish and plankton, sea greens and protein from the sea...And then it stopped coming and they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my Job - protein, plankton, grass from the sea
482266 Regular storage procedure...the same as the other food...

broadcast news
Except for socially, you're my role model.
146298 Except for socially, you're my role model.
146224 I've got four hours of French demonstrations --

broadcast news
You really blew the lid off of nookie
145976 Nothing. I think you really blew the lid off nookie.
145987 Just tell me what's really going on.

broadcast news
Do you do bunny rabbits?
145875 Do you do bunny rabbits?
145870 Give me some of that.

broadcast news
I think we have the kind of friendship where if I were the devil, you'd be the only one I would tell.
146175 Because we have the kind of relationship where if I were the Devil, you'd be the only one I told.
146319 Five, six years from now I'll be in town to collect an award representing the surge in foreign coverage by local stations.

broadcast news
Let's never forget, we're the real story, not them.
145675 Yeah, let's never forget. We're the real story. Not them.
145797 When you speak to him he's not at all nuts.

broadcast news
I say it here, it comes out there.
145795 I say it here -- it comes out there.
145683 I've been to your house a lot...

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
Welcome to Wonderland, Alice.
10935 Welcome to wonderland, Alice!  Hahahaha!
10881 Your shift is over.

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
How's this for a wet dream?
10649 How's this for a wet dream?
10849 Hari-kari to you and your balance, boy.

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master
All right, I'm gonna punch his ticket in.
10906 Alright, asleep or awake, I'm gonna punch his ticket in.
10883 He's going after Debbie, I gotta stop him.

godfather part ii
Michael, why are the drapes open?
327319 Michael? Why are the drapes open?
327374 I'm going to the market.

godfather part ii
Hyman Roth has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years.
328021 He's been dying of the same heart attack for twenty years.
327988 I know what it meant... and I'm prepared to make it up to you.

godfather part ii
I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting
327655 Terrible. I'd give twice this amount to take a piss without it hurting.
327661 When I wake up, if it's still there, I'll know I have a partner.

godfather part ii
I don't want anything to happen to him while my mother's alive.
327932 I don't want anything to happen to him while my Mother's alive.
327888 I own some stock in some of the hotels, but only very small amounts.

monkeybone
I left my number in your undies!
536693 I left my phone number in your undies. Try not to lose it in traffic.
536692 Me, Tonto, and Robin the Boy Wonder.

quills
Take this beast back to his cage!
629085 Take this beast back to his cage.
629035 Perhaps your kettles are stained with rust.

quills
I love you Madeleine... as a child of God.
629223 I love you, Madeleine, as a parishioner -- as a child of God --
629181 I've good news; I hope you'll agree.

quills
It's an entire religion based on an oxymoron.
629052 Virgin birth -- ha! An entire religion, built on an oxymoron!
629060 Rivers of blood are flowing beneath our feet, Abbe.

quills
You can't be a proper writer without a touch of madness, can you?
629075 You can't be a proper writer without a touch of madness, can you?
629133 What I've seen in life, it takes a lot to hold my interest.

quills
Ah, you've come to read my trousers.
629086 Don't tell me. You've come to read my trousers.
629064 Suppose you only put it in her mouth --

quills
He's a writer, not a madman.
628619 He's a writer, not a madman.
628613 No one's forcing you to listen.

quills
Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.
628674 Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when it's lubricated.
628661 The climax comes at a higher cost; you must sit on my lap.

quills
Don't come any closer Abbe, God's watching.
629254 Don't come any closer, Abbe. God's watching.
629248 A tale more horrible than all the rest combined!

quills
Your terrible secret revealed, you're a man after all.
629358 Your terrible secret, revealed. You're a man, after all.
629328 I beg you, Doctor, don't make me say it.

quills
You've already stolen my heart... as well as another more prominent organ, south of the Equator.
628644 You've already stolen my heart, as well as another more prominent organ, south of the Equator...
628902 We held a mirror up to the Doctor, and -- apparently -- he didn't like what he saw.

quills
What you need, darling, is a long, slow screw
628920 You're tense, darling. You could use a long, slow screw.
628912 I've no company but the characters I create --

quills
Some men are beyond redemption.
629422 Some men are past redemption.
629421 Don't you see, Abbe?

quills
If you're going to martyr yourself Abbe, do it for God, not the chambermaid.
629129 If you want to martyr yourself, Abbe, do it for God. Not a chambermaid. Now put your clothes back on.
629403 Ever since his unfortunate death, there's been a surge of interest in his work.

monty python and the holy grail
What a strange person.
537414 What a strange person.
537934 Perhaps he was dictating.

monty python and the holy grail
We are the Knights who say... NI.
537553 No!  Not the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
537938 Do you think he meant the Camargue?

ronin
If you don't mind, I'm gonna pass out.
653822 Then if you don't mind... I'm gonna pass out.
653849 If I was healthy, I could take that away from you.

ronin
All good things come to those who wait.
653936 All things come to those who wait.
653940 You said it yourself: Gregor's not dead.

trainspotting
We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit.
822529 We called him the mother superior on account of the length of his habit. He knew all about it. On it, off it, he knew it all. Of course I'd have another shot: after all, I had work to do.
822619 The debating society, the first eleven, the soft know of willow on leather --

trainspotting
And with that Mark Renton had fallen in love.
822534 Mikey. It's Mark Renton. Can you help me out?
823124 Sorry, boys, I don't have two thousand pounds.

mr deeds goes to town
Even his hands are oily.
541832 Even his hands are oily.
541836 What're you talking about?

warm springs
When I can walk, I'll run.
860113 When I can walk, I'll run.
860109 Are you an expert on this now?

kung fu panda
Well done, students... *if* you were trying to disappoint me.
453883 Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me.
454499 It is as Oogway foretold -- You are the Dragon Warrior.

kung fu panda
There is now a level zero.
454091 There is now a level zero.
454083 Why don't you try again?

kung fu panda
I'm not hungry... Master.
454356 I'm not hungry... master.
454376 No, their eyes are open.

kung fu panda
This'll be easier than I thought.
454086 This'll be easier than I thought.
454058 The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards...

kung fu panda
The Scroll has given him power... NOOO!
454474 The scroll has given him power.
454461 Tell me how proud you are, Shifu!

kung fu panda
Careful, that soup is... sharp!
453866 Careful, that soup is... sharp!
453858 Just had a crazy dream.

nixon
I just don't understand it.
569583 I don't understand.  Track 2's Chile?
569581 Hoover knew a lot of gangsters.

nixon
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
569944 Power, Mr. Chairman, is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
569375 We should have lunch sometime.

nixon
I never thought Kennedy was ready for the presidency.
569797 I never thought Jack was ready for the presidency.  But I would never, never consider ...  His death was awful, an awful thing for this country.  Do you ever think of death, Mr. Helms?
569804 Did you see the look on Hoover's face?

nixon
I hope I haven't let you down.
570221 I hope I haven't let you down.
570211 He was your ally for twenty years, Leonid.

nixon
Can you imagine what this man would be like had anyone ever loved him?
570329 Can you imagine what this man would have been had he ever been loved?
570064 I never suggested for some imbeciles to go break into a psychiatrist's office.

nixon
We created Frankenstein with these damn Cubans.
570129 Christ, we created Frankenstein with those fucking Cubans.
570122 How long have you known him, Bob?

nixon
I bet if I was President they wouldn't have killed me.
569459 ... if I'd been president, they never would have killed me.
569478 Don't worry -- I'll use the old Nixon charm on her.

tmnt
Goodnight Dark Prince.
815755 Goodnight, dark prince.
815754 How did you-

tmnt
There is no place for excuses when you are the LEADER!
815584 There are no excuses when you are the Leader, my student.
815588 Raphael, there are better ways to use your skills in ninjitsu.

tmnt
This night just keeps getting better.
815746 This night just keeps gettin' better n' better...
815739 Don't mess with the Nightwatcher!

real genius
Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice".
634582 Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People On Ice."
634560 You didn't straighten the place up, did you?

real genius
You wanted to see me, Your Joggingness?
634705 You wanted to see me, your joggingness?
634709 He's been irradiating corn with strontium.

aliens
In nineteen minutes, this area's gonna be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska.
32871 In seventeen minutes this place will be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska.
32893 I'm sorry if I gave you a scare but that platform was just becoming too unstable...

aliens
You always were an asshole, Gorman!
32849 You always were an asshole, Gorman.
32327 Who's the fresh meat again?

aliens
Maybe we got 'em demoralized.
32747 Maybe we got 'em demoralized.
32728 With those things running around.

aliens
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
32502 Hah! Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen! Found 'em.
32389 We got tactical smart-missles, phased-plasma pulse-rifles, RPG's.

aliens
Hudson, run a bypass.
32420 Sealed. Hudson, run a bypass.
32406 Somebody wake up Hicks.

a serious man
Sy Ableman was a serious man.
11976 Sy Ableman was a serious man!
11918 It is automatically mailed to you.

bound
We make our own choices, we pay our own prices.
135537 We make our own choices, we pay our own prices.
136436 Thanks, Mickey, but I need to get out, you know?

bound
Either pull the trigger or get that fucking thing out of my face.
136285 Either pull the trigger or get that thing out of my face.
135934 When he's done with his shower, you will go to the bar.

bound
I have this image of you - inside of me - like a part of me.
135534 I had this image of you, inside of me, like a part of me.
135558 My pleasure ... but to be honest, I did have a slightly ulterior motive here.

bound
When you get tired of Cagney and Lacey, find me.
135603 When you get tired of Cagney and Lacey, come find me.
135693 I'm fucking up, that's what I'm doing.

bound
Try not to steal anything on your way out...
135772 Try not to steal anything on the way out.
135768 He saw me in a bar with another woman.

bound
If there's one thing I can't stand about sleeping with women, it's all the fucking mind-reading.
135743 If there is one thing I can't stand about sleeping with women, it's all the fucking mind reading.
135725 Some instinct took over and as everyone, including Waxman, dove down, I reached up and emptied the cash register.

slash
I was just yankin' your chain.
698978 I'm just yankin' your chain!
698980 If he could only see you now.

slash
Well Daddy, it's harvest time.
699510 Well Daddy... it's harvest time.
699479 You were only six years old.

vanilla sky
Forgive me, I'm blowing your mind.
847988 I'm not blowing you off! I just want to be alone for a little bit. Trust me - I have a lot of things I gotta take care of. If we're friends, which we are, you'll understand.
847984 You're right on the money, Julie.

vanilla sky
The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?
848522 The little things. There's nothing bigger, is there?
848524 So all I have to do is imagine something?

vanilla sky
Julie Gianni is your fuck buddy?
847840 Julie Gianni is stalking me.
847832 I'm surprised you're available.

vanilla sky
Four times... it means something, David.
848014 Tell me something, David. Do you believe in God? Sweet pop music swells. She bursts the barrier of the winding road, and the car sails into an embankment of a road below. All sound disappears, as we hear a new kind of music. Ethereal, almost wondrous. This music continues.
848245 What's happiness to you, David?

vanilla sky
I good you bid evening.
847871 I good you bid evening. Sofialooks at her watch, and the situation.
847865 I won't allow it!

ninotchka
Don't make an issue of my womanhood.
567961 Don't make an issue of my womanhood. We are here for work... all of us. Let's not waste time. Shall we go?
567968 Why should you carry other people's bags?

ninotchka
A radio's a little box that you buy on the installment plan, and before you tune it in, they tell you there's a new model out.
568571 It's a little box that you buy on the installment plan and before you tune it in they tell you they have a new model.
567790 Well, I am the last person to persuade you, but don't do it blindly... if this is your decision, you must be prepared to face the consequences...

inglourious basterds
Monsieur LaPadite, to both your family and your cows I say: Bravo.
406223 Monsieur, to both your family, and your cows, I say; Bravo.
406230 However, I've been lead to believe you speak English quite well?

inglourious basterds
I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off.
407597 So I'm gonna give you a little somethin you can't take off.
407421 Just try puttin a bag over his head, and hear what kinda sounds he makes.

inglourious basterds
It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover.
406572 It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover. Sweet dreams, Mademoiselle. He gives her a little salute, and walks into the black of a curfew imposed night. She looks after him. She didn't show it, but he kinda got to her. After all, for any true cinema lover, it's hard to hate anybody who, CINEMA MON AMOUR.
407377 Everybody take your seatsl Col.Landa, Lt.Aldo, and Bridget are still together.

inglourious basterds
Bring that fucker over here!
406930 Bring that fucker over here! Put his head down on that table. Marcel, holds his arm behind him, as he forces his head flat against the table top. Shosanna brings a HATCHET DOWN DEEP into the table, just by his face.
406936 Prepare to die, collaborator fucker!

the x files
Trust no one, Mr. Mulder.
799484 Trust no one, Mr. Mulder.
799485 You have precious little time.

the x files
I don't believe the FBI currently has an investigative unit qualified to pursue the evidence in hand.
799524 I don't believe the FBI currently has an investigation unit qualified to pursue the evidence in hand.
799336 These are fossilized bone fragments I've been able to study, gathered from the bomb site in Dallas...

star trek iv: the voyage home
What does it mean, "exact change"?
731196 What does it mean, exact change?
731208 As you observed, a primitive Culture.

star trek iv: the voyage home
Everybody remember where we parked.
731168 Everyone remember where we parked.
731153 We'll divide into teams.

star trek iv: the voyage home
It is difficult to answer, when one does not understand the question.
730998 It is difficult to answer if you do not understand the question.  Mr. President, perhaps you should transmit a planet distress signal, while we still have time.
730909 Mr. President, I have come to speak on behalf of the accused.

star trek iv: the voyage home
May fortune favor the foolish.
731106 May fortune favor the foolish.  Mr. Sulu, Warp Speed!
731130 Mr. Chekov, engage cloaking device!

star trek iv: the voyage home
Admiral, there be whales here!
731698 Admiral! There be whales here!
731700 I'll have to re-energize.

star trek iv: the voyage home
This is an extremely primitive and paranoid culture.
731160 This is an extremely primitive and paranoid culture. Mr. Chekov, issue a phaser and communicator to each team.  We'll maintain radio silence except in emergency, all transmissions to be preceded by three coded bleeps. Anyone in uniform, get rid of your rank insignia.  Any questions?  All right, let's do our job and get out of here. Our own world is waiting for us to save it if we can.
731159 Many customs will doubtless take us by surprise.

star trek iv: the voyage home
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
731328 Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
731468 In that event, the probabilities are that our mission would fail.

the brothers bloom
That's my new favorite camel.
148473 That's my new favorite camel.
148489 I want to show you something.

the brothers bloom
Eat your waffles, fat man.
148635 Eat your waffles, fat man.
148647 Doesn't that worry you?

the brothers bloom
and being who he wasn't, could be as he wished to be
148364 And being who he wasn't, could be as he wished to be.
148361 And then, as if a curtain had been pulled back from the sky...

the brothers bloom
Trying to get something real by telling yourself stories is a trap.
148665 Trying to get something real by telling yourself stories is a trap. Trust me on that one.
148615 It isn't a Spanish band, but they'll do their best.

the brothers bloom
You were the only audience I ever needed.
149031 You're the only audience I've ever needed.
149043 Let's get the hell out of Russia.

highlander endgame
If your God should persecute me into the next world, then I shall simply have to find myself another.
376769 If your god should persecute me into the next world, then I shall simply have to find myself another. Shocked murmers of outrage shudder through the crowd. Kase steps up and RIPS AWAY Caiolin's cherished silver CRUCIFIX, with its distinctive wooden Christ figure.
376772 Connor stands atop the burning pyre, wicked tongues of flame leaping off his back and shoulders like fiery wings.

highlander endgame
Faith, I told you I look like a fucking orange.
376948 You look like shit.
376957 Guess that put it a little too close to home.

escape from the planet of the apes
Because I loathe bananas!
264019 Because I loathe and detest bananas.
263992 Cornelius -- where are we?

philadelphia
Forget everything you've seen on television and in the movies.
599364 Forget everything you've seen on TV, and in the movies...
599370 You are presented with a simple fact: Andrew Beckett was fired.

philadelphia
Now, explain it to me like I'm a four-year-old.
599027 Explain this to me like I'm a six year old, okay? The entire street is clear except for one small area under construction, with a huge hole that is clearly marked and blocked off, and you decide you must cross the street at this spot. You fall into the hole and you want to sue the city for negligence? ...
599045 You want to sue Wyant Wheeler Hellerman Tetlow and Brown?

the thin man
Now don't make a move or that dog will tear you to shreds.
795513 Don't make a move or that dog will tear you to shreds!
795598 They take it for granted that it's just another of Wynant's victims.

the thin man
Oh, Nicky, I love you because you know such lovely people.
795168 I love you, Nickie, 'cause you know such lovely people!
795062 They haven't found any clues yet -- no gun -- no fingerprints --

the thin man
What's that man doing in my drawers?
795259 What's that man doing in my drawers?
795273 He's got more sense than you have.

citizen kane
A toast, Jedediah: to Love on my own terms.
178287 To love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody knows ... his own.
178279 You're not going to like it in Chicago.

citizen kane
There's only one person in the world who's going to decide what I'm going to do and that's me...
178399 There's only one person in the world to decide what I'm going to do - and that's me. And if you think - if any of you think -
178327 With Mr. Rogers out of the way, Reilly, I think we may really begin to hope for a good government in this state.

the leopard man
Wish he'd "Front Page" for me.
785087 You're lucky. I wish he'd front page for me.
785083 This is a bad town for blondes.

from dusk till dawn
I swear to God in Jesus Christ's name.
299168 I swear to God, in Jesus Christ's name.
298846 If you don't tell the cops, I will.

from dusk till dawn
Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse.
298498 Yeah, well, your best better get a helluva lot fuckin' better, or you're gonna feel a helluva fuckin' lot worse.
298908 Now, if everybody just keeps playin' it cool -- and I'm talking to you, too, Richie -- everybody's gonna get what they want.

from dusk till dawn
Here is the peace in death I could not give you in life.
299043 Richie, here's the peace in death I could never give you in life.
299014 Everybody be cool, or you'll be just as dead as these fucks!

from dusk till dawn
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.
299209 Kate honey, I may be a bastard. But I'm not a fuckin' bastard.
299175 Well, when you run out of weapons, just start cold cocking 'em.

from dusk till dawn
Fight now, cry later.
299169 Fight now, cry later.
299180 Bash the door in!

from dusk till dawn
All right, vampire killers... let's kill some fucking vampires.
299156 Okay, vampire killers, let's kill some fuckin' vampires.
299076 So we got crosses covered, moving right along, what else?

bonnie and clyde
Hell, you might just be the best damn girl in Texas.
128570 'Cause you may be the best damn girl in Texas.
128611 You just stay in the car and watch and be ready.

bonnie and clyde
Why don't y'all go back to your *own* cabin, if you want to play with C.W.
129037 Whyn't you go back home to your papa?
128928 We got to swipe us another set of wheels right away, or we won't get anywhere.

bonnie and clyde
There's nothing wrong with me, I mean I don't like boys.
128556 I mean there's nothin' wrong with me, I don't like boys.
129229 We could drive all night and be on that golf course tomorrow morning!

bonnie and clyde
We got a dollar ninety-eight, and you're laughing!
128626 We got $1.98 and you're laughin'.
128621 What do you mean there ain't no money?

thelma & louise
In the future, when a woman is crying like that, she isn't having any fun.
799659 Just for the future, when a woman's crying like that, she's not having any fun!
799679 Only about a hundred people saw you cheek to goddamn cheek with him all night, Thelma!

thelma & louise
Louise, no matter what happens, I'm glad I came with you.
800445 Louise... no matter what happens, I'm glad I came with you.
800453 I guess everything we've got to lose is already gone anyway.

thelma & louise
You let her go, you fuckin' asshole, or I'm gon' splatter your ugly face all over this nice car!
799656 You let her go, you fat fucking asshole, or I'm gonna splatter your ugly face all over this nice car.
799790 Every time we get in trouble, you go blank or plead insanity or some such shit, and this time... Not this time.

thelma & louise
Well, I've always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.
799997 I've always believed if done right, armed robbery doesn't have to be a totally unpleasant experience.
799995 Just empty that cash into this bag and you'll have an amazing story to tell all your friends.

thelma & louise
Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.
800330 Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.
800359 And we have to decide whether we want to come out of this dead or alive.

thelma & louise
You've always been crazy, this is just the first chance you've had to express yourself.
800450 No... You've always been crazy. This is just the first chance you've had to really express yourself.
800374 Now what kind of deal do you think that cop can come up with to beat that?

thelma & louise
Come on, Louise, don't blow it.
800343 Come on, Louise. Don't blow it. Let's go.
800320 No, Louise, you said the first part.

there's something about mary
Your gonna pay, fucker.
801316 You're gonna pay, fucker.
801225 Sorry I forgot my wallet.

there's something about mary
The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.
801275 Don't bet on it. Last time I had a pap smear the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.
800991 If he starts yapping, he's a loser; if Puffy's relaxed...well, you got yourself a keeper.

there's something about mary
We agreed I wouldn't fuck you, and you wouldn't fuck me until we got this fuck  outta the fuckin' picture!
801480 You fucking prick, we had a deal--you said you wouldn't fuck me and I wouldn't fuck you until we had this fuck out of the fucking picture. You crossed the line, man.
801286 Sorry I missed ya, but I'm out rustling up some champagne and roses in preparation for the greatest birthday of my life.

gattaca
Is the only way you can succeed is to see me fail?
311535 Is that the only way you can succeed, Anton, to see me fail?
311537 God, even you want to tell me what I can't do.

gattaca
I'm sorry, the wind caught it...
311253 Sorry, the wind caught it.
311191 You should be going instead of me.

rko 281
I swear, you and that guy Disney, in love with the damn rats.
646103 You and that freak Disney, in love with the damn rats!
646677 I, um, need an estimate on some jewelry I might wish to sell.

transatlantic merry-go-round
So if you have an appointment elsewhere, I'll excuse you.
824417 Now you know.  If you have an appointment elsewhere--I'll excuse you.
824401 That's one favor I'll be glad to do you.

moonstruck
Someone, tell a joke...
539391 Somebody tell a joke!
539356 I've said it.

air force one
How the hell did they get Air Force One?
22946 Gentlemen, welcome to Air Force One.
23096 Hey Walters, you and Johnson come here a second.

heat
Anyone want some pie?
363103 Anybody want some pie?
363056 In front of them?

dragonslayer
All hail Casiodorus Rex, dragonslayer!
241586 All hail Casiodorus Rex -- Dragon slayer!
241504 No fire, I beg you.

crank
If you stop, you die!
195632 If you stop, you die.
195637 Well, that's a start.

crank
I wonder how many steaks I could make out of you?
195745 Nice ... wonder how many steaks I could get out of you ...
195697 I just gave you 200 dollars to wait for 3 minutes.

crank
You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in third grade.
195599 You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in 3rd grade.
195556 Come on, I don't have time for this, just give me something ...

crank
I'm gonna kick some black ass!
195579 Got to kick... some black... ass.
195512 You wanna know what I was doing?

crank
I told you I'd kill you, you little bitch!
196313 I told you I'd kill you, you son of a bitch!
196128 Oh yeah, that's... that's really working for me...

crank
I forgot to take my Birth-Control Pills!
196107 Darn it, I forgot to take my birth control pill.
196003 Now you can't get it up?

the hustler
Get on me Bert, I can't lose.
784621 Get on me, Bert. I can't lose.
784619 That's my bankroll, my life's savings.

scream
What's your favorite scary movie?
668968 What's your favorite scary movie?
668970 You have to have a favorite.

scream
Billy and his penis don't deserve you.
669605 Billy and his penis don't deserve you.
669609 Grant Goodeve--the oldest brother on EIGHT IS ENOUGH.

scream
That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.
669838 We did your mom a favor, Sid. The woman was a slut bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.
669842 On the off chance I get caught-a motive like that could divide a jury for years, don't you think?.

scream
Cut Casper, that's a wrap!
669680 Cut, Casper. That's a wrap.
669678 Can I be the helpless victim?

scream
What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not a killer?
669759 What do I have to do to prove to you I'm not a killer?
669856 Your mom's anniversary set him off and he went on a murder spree, killing everyone...

scream
We all go a little mad sometimes.
669809 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
669755 Yeah...and when I called no one answered.

scream
No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!
669679 Okay, let's see. "No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface. I want to be in the sequel."
669611 "Eight is enough to fill our lives with love..." It's a real turn on.

witness
You be careful out among them English.
878998 You be careful out among them English.
879566 So... will you kill us all, then?

witness
What you take into your hand, you take into your heart.
879305 What you take into your hands, you take into your heart.
879393 Well then, maybe he can go to Zook's barn-raising, eh?

inventing the abbotts
You do realize you may be the only person at this party with artificial sideburns?
414634 Doug, you do understand that you may be the only person at this party with artificial sideburns?
414799 Well, just the same, I'd prefer it if you'd smoke in the backyard.

inventing the abbotts
You didn't know your mother at all if you think someone like me would ever stood a chance with someone like her.
415614 You didn't know your mother at all if you think someone like me would've ever stood a chance with someone like her. That just goes to show you how stupid this town is -- that they'd believe she slept with me. That'd make Charlie laugh. Your old man was my best friend. He used to call me 'Egg-head' -- hell, everybody did. And back then everybody knew that Egg-head Abbott didn't stand a snowball's chance in hell with Helen Riley. Of course, that was all before I became Lloyd Abbott -- Mr. Abbott. That was back when I still had chicken shit on my shoes and twelve cents in my pocket. Charlie Holt was the only one good enough for Helen. I used to spy on 'em -- yup, I did. Used to watch them sit on the front porch of her house -- your house -- and watch 'em talk.
415621 I could always tell by the way he looked at me -- even when he was a little boy -- like I owed him something.

crouching tiger, hidden dragon
A faithful heart makes wishes come true.
200178 "A faithful heart makes wishes come true."
200015 Wherever I went, someone always recognized me.

made
You must be the 'Red Dragon'!
496656 So, you must be the Red Dragon.
496658 Where's the, uh, 'Dragon's lair?

made
You're running around like a Puerto Rican on the fifteenth of the month!
496482 We're here representing Max. You're acting like a Puerto Rican on the fifteenth of the month.
496573 I detected no vibe other than that Ruiz thinks you're a fucking idiot.

made
Well, that's one way to deal with people...
496657 Well, that's news to me. The name's Tom.
496994 I didn't know, I swear to God, I --

batman returns
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
96083 You didn't invite me, so I crashed!
96043 These are the first-born sons of Gotham City!

batman returns
Let me guess... trust fund goody-goody?
96052 Ingenious costume.  Let me guess ... Trust-fund goody-goody?
96034 You see, it's for winners.

batman returns
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
96007 Maybe this is a bad time to mention it, but my license has expired. Of course, so have you.
95899 Actually it's not so bad down there, I miss the drip, drip, drip ...

batman returns
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier.
95727 I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel.  So.  Much. Yummier.
95605 My body will heal, but this was the last pair left in my size.

batman returns
I believe the word you're looking for is "Aaahh"!
95633 I believe the word you're looking for is...A-A-A-A-A-G-H-!
96128 I'm starting... just starting... to lose my temper, now.

batman returns
Why is their always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?
96035 Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech!?
95664 All I want in return ... is the chance to ... to find my folks.

batman returns
You know what, I mistook me for somebody else.
95754 Sorry.  I mistook me for somebody else.
95743 Not compared to that "Cobblepot" person you're promoting...

batman returns
Well, the party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine...
95628 The party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine ... Guess I should've let him win that last racquetball game.
95621 But I'm a working girl, gotta pay the rent.

batman returns
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
96124 Ah, Gotham.  You wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm laying you on a slab!
96020 When it came time to ensure the safety of our city, did the Mayor have a plan?

batman returns
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
96131 But in the end all that counts, is: Who's holding the umbrella?
96086 Right now, my troops are fanning out across town, for your children ...

batman returns
How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?
95717 It's our secret.  Honest.  How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?
95719 Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big.

batman returns
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
96011 Ya gotta admit ... I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell!
96112 I'm gonna kill it, barbecue it, chop it up and chew its bones!

big fish
Dad, I have no idea who you are because you have never told me a single fact.
109289 I have no idea who you are because you have never told me a single fact.
109263 And the reason he tells all those stories is because he can't stand this boring place.

big fish
Truth is, I've always been thirsty.
109185 The truth is, I've always been a fool.
109181 I'm sorry to have bothered you.

big fish
He's almost a stranger, and I prefer him to you!
109208 He's almost a stranger and I prefer him to you.
109445 I don't suppose one of us could stay with him.

big fish
This isn't how I die.
109054 This isn't how I die.
109050 When I'm really supposed to.

big fish
I know better than to argue romance with a French woman.
109259 Mmm, what. I know better than to argue romance with a French woman.
109265 " I've never heard my father say a single true thing.

big fish
It's rude to talk about religion, you never know who you're gonna offend.
109066 It's rude to talk about religion. You never know who you're going to offend.
108963 A man's life can only grow to a certain size in a place like this.

big fish
Sandra Templeton, I love you and I WILL marry you.
109186 Sandra Templeton! I love you! And I am going to marry you!
109183 Fate has a cruel way of circling around on you.

big fish
Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.
108772 Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.
108766 The whole time we were calling it a him, when in fact it was a her.

big fish
I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine.
109298 I have been nothing but myself since the day I was born. And if you can't see that, it's your failing, not mine.
109309 I've travelled from Tennessee to Timbuktu, and if there's one thing people have in common, is we could all use a hand around the house.

big fish
We have to take Glenville to avoid the church traffic because the damn church people drive too slow.
109500 And we have to take Glenville to avoid all the church traffic, because those damn church people drive too slow.
109291 They're not elaborate mythologies you maintain when your son is ten and fifteen and twenty and thirty.

big fish
I don't think I'll ever dry out.
109346 I don't think I'll ever dry out.
109303 Not everything your father says is a complete fabrication.

big fish
You become what you always were - a very big fish.
109513 You become what you always were. A very big fish. And that's the way it happens.
108914 I used to do it when you were gone, remember?

big fish
It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.
109165 It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.
109219 See, most men, they'll tell a story straight through, and it won't be complicated, but it won't be interesting either.

up
Does anyone know WHERE THEY ARE?
843780 Does anyone know where they are?!?!
843739 And they wouldn't believe me.

the curious case of benjamin button
I'm always lookin' out my own eyes.
206403 I don't know... I'm always looking out of my own eyes...
206406 Will you still love me when I have pimples.

the curious case of benjamin button
What if I told you that instead of gettin' older, I was gettin' younger than everybody else?
205896 What if I was to tell you I wasn't getting older -- I was getting younger than everybody else...
206343 I'll get a room... and once you can leave you'll come home with me to New Orleans.

the curious case of benjamin button
You as ugly as an old pot, but you still a child of God...
205515 You may be as ugly as an old pot... but you still a child of God...
206120 Now we got to find you some proper work and get you married right...

i am number four
I play a lot of XBOX.
395957 I play a lot of Xbox.
395761 I must have dropped the keys!

lord of illusions
Are you ready for my wisdom?
485152 Are you ready for my wisdom?
485151 Something terrible's going to happen.

kundun
I see a safe journey, I see a safe return.
453603 Safe journey. Safe return.
453634 He does, a little spot where the butter had been.

kundun
They have taken away our silence.
453739 They have taken away our silence.
453750 An antidote eliminating misery and sorrow.

what lies beneath
Are we hoping the ghost is going to have to use the potty?
864307 Are we hoping the ghost is going to have to pee?
864264 ...and I don't think I'm some lonely, middle-aged woman cracking up.

precious
He looks just like his father.
614484 He looks just like you.
614489 Who's gonna read it?

queen of the damned
With all my black little heart.
628252 With all my black little heart.
628260 I'm glad she's risen!

queen of the damned
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
627931 Come out, come out, wherever you are.
627940 Come out, come out, whoever you are.

midnight cowboy
I only get carsick on boats.
526588 I only get carsick on boats. But seems to me that's more the fish smell than the bouncing...
526586 Plenty more where that came from.

midnight cowboy
The two basic items necessary to sustain life, are sunshine and coconut milk... didya know that?
526833 The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. That's a known fact. If I can find the goddam hole the milk squirts out.
526838 They lie out in their pagodas and pergolas waiting to grab the first jockstrap that passes.

pearl harbor
Not anxious to die sir, just anxious to matter.
591858 Not anxious to die, Sir, anxious to matter.
591840 Evelyn...you know the line -- let's make tonight memorable.

pearl harbor
That's bull-shit MacCawley... but it's very, very good bull-shit.
591766 That's bullshit, son. But it's really good bullshit.
592469 And strip everything you don't need out of the planes.

pearl harbor
And I will tell you one thing... leave your goddamn hula shirts at home.
592382 You won't need any goddamn hula shirts.
592395 There's one thing you have to be aware of from the very beginning.

up in the air
This is pretty fucking sexy.
843997 This is pretty fucking sexy.
843985 Sixty thou a year, domestic.

up in the air
Can you stop condescending for one second or is that one of the principles of your bullshit philosophy?
844476 Would you stop condescending for one second? Or is that one of the principles of your bullshit philosophy?
844466 How does it not even cross your mind that you might want to have a future with somebody?

up in the air
Please, for the love of God, can I fire the next one.
844285 Please, for the love of God, can I fire the next one?
844289 Inside the packet you'll find a clearly worked out severance package.

the ice storm
A person's body is his temple.
399259 A person's body is his temple, Wendy. This body is your first and last possession. Now as your own parents have probably told you, in adolescence our bodies tend to betray us. That's why, in Samoa and in other developing nations, adolescents are sent out into the woods, unarmed, and they don't come back until they've learned a thing or two.
399228 I'm too much of a cynic.

the ice storm
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
399256 I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
399148 They need the money for my band uniform at school.

the ice storm
Mikey's been out of it since the day he was born.
399183 Tonight? Jim, he's been out of it since he was born.
399474 How you take it isn't all that interesting to me, Benjamin.

domino
Absolutely brilliant.
234942 Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
234957 Stop it.

hotel rwanda
Oh, God, I'm so ashamed!
387941 Oh God, please Lord.
387935 You can do nothing to me!

ninja assassin
Weakness compels strength, betrayer begets blood; this is the Law of the Nine Clans.
567665 Weakness compels strength. Betrayal begets blood. This is the way of the Nine Clans. This is the way of the Ninja.
567667 You will suffer for seven days, one day for each year you defied me.

into the wild
I'm going to paraphrase Thoreau here... rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth.
412523 I'll paraphrase Thoreau -- "Rather than love, than money, than fairness, give me truth."
413082 Here she stopped and, closing her eyes, took a deep breath of the flower-scented air of the broad expanse around her.

the woodsman
Uncommon beauty is commonly overlooked.
882437 It means uncommon beauty is commonly overlooked. Most people only notice birds with the brightest colors.
882384 I talked to a girl...

donnie brasco
I got cancer of the prick.
236068 Cancer of the prick. Oh, yeah, you didn't know that? Fuggedaboudit. I ' m in the medical books with that.
236064 She's a good woman, Louise.

donnie brasco
If anything should happen to me... make sure Annette gets the car.
235996 Anything happens, make sure Louise gets the Cadillac.
235868 Ah, he's a stone degenerate, he's coked-up half the time.

donnie brasco
I think I just shit my pants.
236044 Christ. I think I shit my pants.
236049 That's why you sent for me?

pet sematary
Gage, you the one playing games?
597350 Gage? Are you the one playing games?
597352 I want to show you something.

pet sematary
Sometimes dead is better.
597228 Why...that sometimes dead is better. That's all. Sometimes dead is better.
597226 It's been done.

pet sematary
Go on, lay down, play dead, be dead!
597377 Go on. Lie down. Play dead. Be dead.
597256 Come on, you guys--before you miss the boat.

the day the earth stood still
I like you Mr. Carpenter, you're a real screwball!
215711 I like you, Mr. Carpenter. You're a real screwball.
215705 I'll bet that's the way Professor Barnhardt talks.

the day the earth stood still
We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwill.
215522 We have come to visit you in peace -- and with good will.
216076 If anything should happen to me, you must go to Gort.

the producers
Thank you, I knew I could con you.
792372 Thank you, Bloom.  I knew I could con you.
792376 I'm gonna take a little nap.

the producers
"Springtime for Hitler" a gay romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden... Wow!
792529 "SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER, A Gay Romp with Adolph and Eva in Berchtesgarten."  Fantastic!
792720 Max, as I was saying, maybe we should go easy on the spending.

the producers
Ooh, I fell on my keys!
792420 Oh, I fell on my keys.  I've got to get out of here.
792415 You're holding me too tight.

the producers
I'm in pain and I'm wet and I'm still hysterical!
792435 I'm in pain!  And I'm wet!  And I'm still hysterical!
792425 Up and down, up and down, until he squashed her like a bug.

the producers
You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!
792329 You have exactly ten seconds to change that disgusting look of pity into one of enormous respect.  One ... Two ...
792365 It's only two thousand dollars,  Bloom, do me a favor, move a few decimal points around.

meet john doe
Tear down fences... why, if you tore one picket off your neighbor's fence, he'd sue you!
520625 Tear down all the fences. Why, if you tore one picket off of your neighbor's fence he'd sue you!
520327 You know we were headed for the Columbia River country before all this John Doe business came up.

meet john doe
There you are, Norton - - the people, try and lick that.
521190 There you are, Norton! The people! Try and lick that! Come on, Colonel.
520956 Go on and read it, John, and then start socking!

meet john doe
Why can't that spirit, that warm Christmas spirit, last all year long?
520615 Now, why can't that spirit, that same warm Christmas spirit last the whole year round? Gosh, if it ever did, if each and every John Doe would make that spirit last three hundred and sixty-five days out of the year, we'd develop such a strength, we'd create such a tidal wave of good will, that no human force could stand against it.
520612 You're gonna need him and he's gonna need you .

meet john doe
If it was raining hundred dollar bills, you'd be out looking for a dime you lost someplace!
520209 You're supposed to be a smart guy! If it was raining hundred dollar bills, you'd be out looking for a dime you lost some place.
520197 He pours out his soul to me, and from now on we quote: "I protest, by John Doe.

the limey
If you could afford a place like this, you'd buy a place like this.
477756 If you could afford a house like this you would buy a house like this.
477415 I mean, sure, she would smoke a little grass, or something, have a few drinks.

punch-drunk love
It really looks like Hawaii here.
625306 This really looks like Hawaii here.
625308 Do you wanna have sex?

punch-drunk love
People are just crazy in this world, I think.
625362 ...people are just crazy in this world, I think....
625303 You came and got me out of my room.

punch-drunk love
I'm gonna crack your fucking skull.
624899 I'm gonna call you back.
624841 Let's just leave it there for now.

the avengers
How real do you feel, Mrs. Peel?
77447 For you, Mrs. Peel.
77438 I can't wait to see afternoon.

the avengers
Mrs. Peel, you're needed.
77568 Mrs. Peel ... ! Mrs. Peel ...
77587 First time, shame on you.

a nightmare on elm street
I'm going to punch out your ugly lights, whoever you are!
8917 I'm gonna punch out your ugly lights, whoever you are.
8903 He should join the Marines, they could make something out of him.

a nightmare on elm street
I don't know what's real anymore.
9195 I don't know who he is. But he's burned, he wears a weird hat, a red and yellow sweater, real dirty, and he uses some sort of knifes he's got made into a sort of... glove. Like giant fingernails.
9212 It's not you I don't trust.

a nightmare on elm street
Okay Krueger, we play in your court.
9393 Okay, Krueger, you bastard. We play in your court.
9400 You know he's dead though, right?

a nightmare on elm street
Whatever you do don't fall asleep.
9340 Meanwhile whatever you do don't fall asleep. Midnight.
9402 I've got a proposition for you.

a nightmare on elm street
Nancy, you dreamed about the same creep I did.
8911 Nancy. You dreamed about the same creep I did, Nancy...
8942 I knew there was something about you I liked...

final destination 2
Yeah, like, what if we're all getting that "Diff'rent Strokes" curse or something?
284358 Yeah, you're acting like we all just got the Diff'rent Strokes curse or something.
284676 Freaked me out so bad I hid in a shopping cart for four hours.

final destination 2
We're *all* going to die.
284470 But we're all going to die. We can't stop it. It's just a matter of time. I'm so scared.
284447 They're next on the list.

final destination 2
Dead, yet still fresh.
284488 Dead. But still fresh.
284492 Don't you think?

mighty morphin power rangers
Polly wanna MegaZord?
528242 Polly wanna cracker?
528151 What's going on?

you've got mail
Kiss me, I'm going to be your wicked step mother.
889273 Kiss me. I'm going to be your wicked stepmother.
889275 I brought her in case you couldn't handle the kids.

you've got mail
Don't you just love New York in the fall?
889061 Don't you love New York in the fall?
889094 And you're late today -- I could have gotten another.

you've got mail
Oh, no, she's beautiful, but she's a pill.
889564 No, she's beautiful. But a pill.
889560 She's not as nice as she seems on television.

halloween the curse of michael myers
Enough of this Michael Myers bullshit!
349855 Enough ... ... of this ... ... Michael Myers ... ... shit!
350103 Is that you, you little brat?

halloween the curse of michael myers
Oh god Michael, please don't hurt me.
349882 John, please don't --
349877 What are they teaching in college these days?

edward scissorhands
One chop to a guy's neck, and it's all over.
253435 One chop to guy's neck. And it's all over. They're the sharpest things in the world. They can hack through anything. And...
253639 This kid brought in a box of baby possums, 10. maybe 12.

edward scissorhands
All along I felt in my gut there was something wrong with him.
253599 All along I felt in my gut. There was something wrong with him.
253515 So am I. I've been waiting for this moment for so long.

edward scissorhands
Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
253458 Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies. You can't buy car with cookies. Am I right, Jim?
253585 What in god's name was going through your mind, son?

wild at heart
This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top.
874117 This whole worlds wild at heart and weird on top.
873634 You always make that strange little funny laugh when you talk?

deep cover
They've gotten a bad name 'cause, uh, I mean, there's a limited market for Parkinson's disease.
221276 Anyway, designer drugs have a bad name: ice, ecstasy, tar -- there's a limited market for Parkinson's disease. But what about completely safe, almost legal, terrific shit you can go to work on and do your job better than you ever did it straight?
221559 And you were vulgar about my wife, Felix, so at the very least the same rule applies to you.

deep cover
With dreams begin responsibilities.
221278 In dreams begin responsibilities.
221275 What do you care?

the hudsucker proxy
You're a MUNCIE girl?
392001 You're from Muncie?!
391992 Excuse me -- I -- executive washroom...

the hudsucker proxy
Sir, my leg is on fire!
391850 Sir, my leg is on fire!
391899 I never did give you that--

the hudsucker proxy
Please Sir, this job, running the elevator is all I got.
392387 Aw, please, sir -- this job, it's all I got!
391907 ...and it's been a pleasure serving you too, uh... buddy.

the hudsucker proxy
Now let me ask you a question: Would an imbecile come up with this?
392068 Oh sure, you're biased -- you're a fellow Muncian. But would an imbecile come up with this?
392062 -- these preposterous inventions, would be better suited to the pages of Amazing Tales Magazine.

the hudsucker proxy
Fight on, fight on, dear old Muncie/Fight on, hoist the gold and blue/You'll be tattered, torn, and hurtin'/Once the Munce is done with you/Go... Eagles!
392003 'Fight on fight on dear old Muncie Fight on -- Hoist the gold and blue You'll be tattered, torn and hurtin' Once 'The Munce' is done with you!'
391911 ...You don't happen to remember the plan I outlined to you the day I set fire to your off -- uh, the day I was promoted?

the hudsucker proxy
It's a pity to waste a whole Montecristo.
391683 Pity to waste a whole Monte Cristo.
392405 ...Well, they've got your throat pretty well slit.

the hudsucker proxy
I spects old Moses knows just about everything, leastways if it concerns Hudsucker.
392095 Ah guess ole Moses knows jes about ever'thing, leastways if it concerns Hudsuckuh.
392106 Yeah, he's a smart one, that Norville, heh-heh, he's a caution.

elizabeth the golden age
We mortals have many weaknesses; we feel too much, hurt too much or too soon we die, but we do have the chance of love.
257088 We mortals have many weaknesses. We feel too much. Hurt too much. And all too soon, we die. But we do have the chance of love.
256735 For a day, for another day, the stain slowly spreads along the horizon, and takes form - until on the third day you let yourself believe.

elizabeth the golden age
Majesty, this is not the Queen I love and serve.
257206 This is not the Queen I love and serve.
257161 All I know is nothing's as it should be.

elizabeth the golden age
Why be afraid of tomorrow when today is all we have?
257137 Why be afraid of tomorrow? Today's all we have, and all we know.
257082 You don't need me to instruct you in your duty.

elizabeth the golden age
The puddle man is outside, Majesty.
256541 The puddle man is outside, majesty.
256539 I beg your majesty's forgiveness.

elizabeth the golden age
We all know that if I fall you all come tumbling down with me.
256459 And they know very well that if I fall, they all come tumbling down after me.
256651 I think you're not as accustomed as I am to eating in public.

elizabeth the golden age
I have never known a woman like you.
257141 I've never known a woman like you.
257129 May the Lord God preserve England's Queen.

obsessed
You said you wish we could be together.
577650 That's why I quit. So we could be together.
577646 How did you know I'd be here?

scream 2
Drink with your brains, that's our motto.
670131 "Drink with your brain." That's our motto. Who are you calling for?
670142 No, some creep asshole trying to scare me.

15 minutes
I can kill you - I'm insane.
3304 Be careful.  I can kill you.  I'm insane.
3255 That's what he did to me.

smokin' aces
Don't worry, I forgive you Darwin.
705331 ...I forgive you Darwin.
705320 Nobody put a gun to your head.

smokin' aces
The ho train has left the station.
705533 Alright, the ho train is exiting the station. They're coming to you...
705472 Alright girl, the ho train has arrived.

smokin' aces
Oh hell yeah, we was just at the wrong place at the wrong time, so don't feel so bad, chief.
705335 Oh hell yeah. We's just in the wrong place at the wrong time. So don't feel so bad dude.
705333 and your car and me and my brothers were wanted by the law, I woulda killed you to get 'em too.

smokin' aces
You makin' a nigga fall hard, man...
705745 Damn baby girl, you makin' a nigga fall hard now.
705744 'Spose to kill this fool named Buddy Israel.

serial mom
Christ, that was Beaver Cleaver's mother.
676431 Christ, that one was Beaver Cleaver's mother. Peter Pan! Peter Pan! Peter Pan!
676404 Could you take a look at this...

serial mom
Oh, kids, are you doing your homework?
676868 Kids, did you do your homework?
676950 Did Carl Padgett buy something you wanted?

serial mom
Now I'll never get a boyfriend!
676760 Oh God! Now I'll never get a boyfriend!
676699 I don't know...maybe Mom's nuts!

serial mom
It's been a crazy day hasn't it?
676708 Amen to that. It's been a crazy day, hasn't it?!
676723 Let it shine, shine, shine, All around the world!!

serial mom
The "Citizen Kane" of gore movies.
676486 The "Citizen Kane" of gore movies.
676495 Mom, Mr. Stubbins is a nimrod!

serial mom
Well, Chip's off to a fine start this year.
676470 Chip is off to a fine start this year. Focused...conscientious... participates actively in classroom discussion.
676466 Mrs. Sutphin, I'm Paul Stubbins, Chip's math teacher.

serial mom
Doctor Sutphin, is your wife mental?
676659 Dr. Sutphin, is you wife mental?
676586 Contrusions...fractures... rupture of numerous vital organs...

taxi driver
I think I know what you mean, Travis.
773148 I know what you mean. I've got the same problems. I just can't get things organized. Little things, I mean. Like my room, my possessions. I should get one of those signs that says, &quot;One of these days I'm Gonna Organezizied&quot;.
773146 Betsy had coffee and a fruit salad dish.

taxi driver
How's everything in the pimp business?
773632 How are things in the pimp business, hey Sport?
773614 Loneliness has followed me all my life.

charlie's angels
Another movie from an old TV show.
168293 Another movie from an old TV show?
168291 The most dangerous explosive material ever invented.

charlie's angels
Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?
168843 Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?
168863 But Bosley, you HATE sports, why would you... You didn't buy them for yourself.

charlie's angels
Why do they always run?
168468 Why do they always run?
168484 Eyes on the prize, Nat.

backdraft
Look at him... That's my brother god damnit.
84213 That's my brother! That's my brother goddamn it!
84162 I knew when you came looking for the chemicals.

backdraft
You guys got something against Dalmatians?
83547 Have you guys got something against dalmatians?
83548 Do you have to do that?

backdraft
These high-rise gigs give me the creeps.
83937 These high-rise gigs give me the creeps.
83597 Whadda we gonna do about this?

ferris bueller's day off
Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
280772 Ferris Bueller. You know him?
280775 I can't handle summer school.

leaving las vegas
See how hard you make me, angel?
469017 See how hard You make me angel.
469016 I'm sorry I put us asunder.

the butterfly effect
You really have no clue how beautiful you are, do you?
154987 You really have no clue how beautiful you are, do you?
155031 Get dressed, Thumper, you're taking me out for my birthday.

the butterfly effect
Shit on my dick, or blood on my knife?
155299 Shit on my dick or blood on my knife.
155302 We'll be comin' for you tonight, sister.

the hebrew hammer
Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers!
366243 Shabat Shalom, motherfuckers.
366248 Shlomo, you okay?

the hebrew hammer
What with all the attention the newspapers and television has been giving you, you'd think you were the Pope or something.
366609 But with all the attention the newspapers and television have given you, you'd think that you were the pope or something.
366112 What concerns me more is that my boychick is almost thirty, and has yet to settle down with a nice Jewish girl.

rear window
I'm not much on rear window ethics.
636116 I'm not much on rear window ethics.
636038 Why don't I slip into something comfortable?

rear window
You haven't spent much time around cemeteries, have you?
636165 You haven't spent much time in cemeteries, have you? Mr. Thorwald could hardly put his wife into a plot of ground scarcely one foot square.
635867 Now just where do you suppose he cut her up?

rear window
Mind if I use that portable keyhole?
636183 Mind if I use the portable keyhole?
636210 There's probably one in the basement.

rear window
Well, if there's one thing I know, it's how to wear the proper clothes.
635714 If there's one thing I know, it's how to wear the proper clothes.
635716 Jeff, you don't have to be deliberately repulsive just to impress me I'm wrong.

mission impossible ii
Clear the bridge for me.
534843 Clear that bridge for me.
534870 Yes, I gathered as much.

mission impossible ii
The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do.
534410 The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do.
534444 ..then Cambridge..Harvard..entrepreneurial efforts..in efforts..in 1989, acquired Biocyte in hostile takeover..

mission impossible ii
You're not gonna shoot me Sean, not this BITCH, cuz she's worth thirty seven, million pounds.
534743 You're not going to shoot, Sean. Not this bitch. She's worth thirty-seven million pounds.
534511 Ambrose has photographs of newspapers with loads of money piled on them -- thirty- seven million on the London Times.

mission impossible ii
Feel like pleading for your life?
534769 Feel like pleading for your life?
534771 Why did you save that bastard?

death to smoochy
I'm Rainbow Fucking Randolph!
220069 It's Rainbow Randolph! Someone stop him!
219840 Before it's too late!

death to smoochy
Okay, I'm gonna go take a dump!
219631 Okey doke. I'm gonna go get drunk now.
219538 I love when you do the Jiggy Ziggy dance!

death to smoochy
You just fucked with the wrong rhino!
219918 How could you hit the wrong rhino?!
219864 That's an ugly string of words.

mash
Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater.
514555 Get that dirty old man out of the operating room!
514590 Face it, Colonel, you don't have us, we have you.

mimic
You better tell me, what the hell is going on around here?
530508 You better tell me what the hell's going on here!
530472 Well...there's an old service elevator half a mile down the tracks.

the world is not enough
She's waiting for you.
883193 She's waiting for you.
883200 I love Christmas in Turkey.

the world is not enough
There's no point living, if you can't feel alive.
882867 But then again...There is no point in living if you can't...feel alive.
882859 Flawless, and still so innocent, not such a whore in bed...

the world is not enough
One tires of being executed.
882866 A man tires of being executed.
882879 Now you can have yours.

the man who knew too much
Sorry we were gone so long, but we had to pick up Hank!
507042 I'm sorry we were gone so long, Val, but we had to go and pick up Hank.
507001 Tell him the lady who saved his life wants to speak to him.

sex, lies and videotape
Have you ever been on television?
679203 Have you ever been on television?
679201 Oh, you mean to bring in!

