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CONSENSUS New Best Friend is a confusing, trashy flick that's laughingly bad.
CAST & CREW Mia Kirshner, Meredith Monroe, Taye Diggs Directed by Zoe Clarke-Williams more...
SYNOPSIS It's January, the start of a new semester at exclusive Colby University nestled in the Carolina countryside. more...
MPAA RATING R, strong sexuality, language, and drug use
RUNTIME 1 hour, 31 minutes
RELEASE DATES Theatrical: Apr 12, 2002 Video: Jul 16, 2002
RELEASE COMPANY Sony Pictures Entertainment
GENRE Dramas, Thriller, Tragedy
OFFICIAL SITE The Official New Best Friend Site
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"The movie has very little to offer besides unintentional laughs." -- Jeffrey M. Anderson, SAN FRANCISCO EXAMINER
"It's impossible to even categorize this as a smutty guilty pleasure." -- Jeanne Aufmuth, AUFMUTH.COM
"... digs beyond the usual portrayals of good kids and bad seeds to reveal a more ambivalent set of characters and motivations." -- Sean Axmaker, SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER
"...plays like a badly edited, 91-minute trailer (and) the director can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going. In fact, it doesn't even seem like she tried." -- Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDWIRE
"Kirshner and Monroe seem to be in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other. (Kirshner wins, but it’s close.)" -- David Cornelius, AMAZING COLOSSAL WEBSITE
"It shows that some studios firmly believe that people have lost the ability to think and will forgive any shoddy product as long as there's a little girl-on-girl action." -- Pete Croatto, FILMCRITIC.COM
"While the mystery unravels, the characters respond by hitting on each other." -- Chris Hewitt, ST. PAUL PIONEER PRESS
"Nobody seems to have cared much about any aspect of it, from its cheesy screenplay to the grayish quality of its lighting to its last-minute, haphazard theatrical release." -- Moira MacDonald, SEATTLE TIMES
"With Zoe Clarke-Williams's lackluster thriller "New Best Friend", who needs enemies? Just another generic drama that has nothing going for it other than its exploitive array of obligatory cheap thrills." -- Frank Ochieng, MOVIE EYE
"A film that should be relegated to a dark video store corner is somehow making its way instead to theaters. It's hard to imagine acting that could be any flatter." -- Steve Rhodes, STEVE RHODES' INTERNET REVIEWS
"[Less a movie than] an appalling, odoriferous thing... so rotten in almost every single facet of production that you'll want to crawl up your own *** in embarrassment." -- Brent Simon, ENTERTAINMENT TODAY
"The angst-ridden, affluent slacker characters are more grating than engaging." -- Michael Tunison, BOXOFFICE MAGAZINE
"A laughably bad student drama that flunks on every level." -- E! ONLINE
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"Rashomon-for-dipsticks tale." -- Liz Braun, JAM! MOVIES
"Its simplicity puts an exclamation point on the fact that this isn’t something to be taken seriously, but it also wrecks any chance of the movie rising above similar fare." -- Ryan Cracknell, APOLLO GUIDE
"Even in terms of the low-grade cheese standards on which it operates, it never quite makes the grade as tawdry trash." -- Michael Dequina, MR. BROWN'S MOVIES
"No big whoop, nothing new to see, zero thrills, too many flashbacks and a choppy ending make for a bad film." -- JoBlo, JOBLO'S MOVIE EMPORIUM
"A late-night cable sexploitation romp masquerading as a thriller about the ruthless social order that governs college cliques." -- Maitland McDonagh, TV GUIDE'S MOVIE GUIDE
"It's hard to pity the 'plain' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss. Rather, pity anyone who sees this mishmash." -- Michael Phillips, CITYSEARCH
"The trashy teen-sleaze equivalent of Showgirls." -- Marc Savlov, AUSTIN CHRONICLE
"A cautionary after-school special gone completely berserk, an
anti-drug movie so loopy that it seems to be on speed itself." -- Frank Swietek, ONE GUY'S OPINION
"From beginning to end, this overheated melodrama plays like a student film." -- Scott Von Doviak, FORT WORTH STAR-TELEGRAM
Click to read the article. -- Clint Morris, MOVIEHOLE
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"It's never a good sign when a film's star spends the entirety of the film in a coma. It's a worse sign when you begin to envy her condition." -- Robert Wilonsky, NEW TIMES
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ROTTEN 11%
Avg. Rating: 2.7/10 |
"The party scenes deliver some tawdry kicks. The rest of the film ... is dudsville." -- Owen Gleiberman, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
"Just consider what New Best Friend does not have, beginning with the minor omission of a screenplay." -- Rick Groen, GLOBE AND MAIL
"A preposterous, prurient whodunit." -- Stephen Holden, NEW YORK TIMES
"A film that loses sight of its own story." -- Kirk Honeycutt, HOLLYWOOD REPORTER
"Instead of trying to bust some blondes, [Diggs] should be probing why a guy with his talent ended up in a movie this bad." -- Peter Howell, TORONTO STAR
"Represents the depths to which the girls-behaving-badly film has fallen." -- Loren King, BOSTON GLOBE
"Great trash, one of those mediocre movies that in its own crass way is more enjoyable than most things that get nominated for Oscars." -- Mick LaSalle, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE
"New Best Friend's Playboy-mansion presentation of college life is laugh-out-loud ludicrous." -- Tom Maurstad, DALLAS MORNING NEWS
"Sometimes there are very, very good reasons for certain movies to be sealed in a jar and left on a remote shelf indefinitely." -- Gene Seymour, LOS ANGELES TIMES
-- Click to read the article. -- ARIZONA REPUBLIC
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"New Best Friend shouldn’t have gone straight to video; it should have gone straight to a Mystery Science Theater 3000 video." -- Jeffrey Westhoff, NORTHWEST HERALD (CRYSTAL LAKE, IL)
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