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RATING: ROTTEN  READING: 0% (FRESH = 60% or Greater)   Reviews counted: 15 Fresh: 0  Rotten: 15 Average Rating: 2.5/10

( Showing 1-15 of 15 Tomatometer Reviews, sorted z-a )   "Despite suffering a sense-of-humour failure, The Man Who Wrote Rocky does not deserve to go down with a ship as leaky as this." -- The Wolf, IOFILM.CO.UK   "So we got Ten Little Indians meets Friday the 13th by way of Clean and Sober, filmed on the set of Carpenter’s The Thing and loaded with actors you’re most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat." -- Scott Weinberg, DAILY-REVIEWS   "It's one pussy-ass world when even killer-thrillers revolve around group therapy sessions." -- Ian Waldron-Mantgani, UK CRITIC   "A thoroughly awful movie--dumb, narratively chaotic, visually sloppy...a weird amalgam of 'The Thing' and a geriatric 'Scream.'" -- Frank Swietek, ONE GUY'S OPINION   "A guilty pleasure at best, and not worth seeing unless you want to laugh at it." -- Kevin N. Laforest, APOLLO GUIDE   "Best described as I Know What You Did Last Winter." -- Harry Guerin, RTE INTERACTIVE (DUBLIN, IRELAND)   Click to read the article. -- Clint Morris, MOVIEHOLE   Buy the Poster     Poster Search     "Don't be fooled by the impressive cast list - Eye See You is pure junk." -- David Nusair, REEL FILM REVIEWS   "The only element of suspense is whether the movie will change titles or distributors again before the closing credits roll." -- Todd Jorgenson, DENTON RECORD CHRONICLE (TX)   "A boring, formulaic mix of serial killers and stalk'n'slash." -- Danny Graydon, BBCI FILMS   Click to read the article. -- Garth Franklin, DARK HORIZONS Cream of the Crop ROTTEN 0%   "This formulaic chiller will do little to boost Stallone's career." -- Mark Adams, HOLLYWOOD REPORTER   "Detox is ultimately a pointless endeavor." -- Andrew Manning, RADIO FREE ENTERTAINMENT   "A profoundly stupid affair, populating its hackneyed and meanspirited storyline with cardboard characters and performers who value cash above credibility." -- Andrew Howe, FILM WRITTEN MAGAZINE   "Imagine a film that begins as a Seven rip-off, only to switch to a mix of The Shining, The Thing, and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s." -- David Cornelius, AMAZING COLOSSAL WEBSITE --  Click to read the article. -- Urban Cinefile Critics, URBAN CINEFILE

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