class Kickoff {
	
	public static void main (String [ ] args) {
		
		String rhubarb;
		String [] yummy;
		int x;
		
		x = (int) ( Math.random() * 2000 );
		
		yummy = new String[5];
		
		yummy[0] = "The first one";
		yummy[1] = "ouch";
		yummy[2] = "I'm \"alive\" ... really I am, at least that's what I think!";
		yummy[3] = "This can't be happening, \nat least not often.";
		yummy[4] = "the last one";
		
		//if (x < 1000)
		//	rhubarb = yummy[1];
		//else if (x < 1750)
		//	rhubarb = yummy[2];
		//else
		//	rhubarb = yummy[3];
		
		//if (x<2000)
			rhubarb = yummy[x%yummy.length];
		
		System.out.println(rhubarb);
	}
	
}