# Arachnophobia (1990)

### reviewed by
Frankie Paiva

    Arachnophobia (PG-13) * 1/2
    Starring Jeff Daniels, Harley Jane Kozak
    Directed by Frank Marshall
    A Review by Frankie Paiva

The back of the video box for Arachnophobia is deceiving. It markets itself as a horror movie with a comedic side and it's anything but that. What begins as a cool idea for a horror movie (out in the tropical rainforest) trying to find old species of spiders and other creepy crawlies (OK, I admit that word is extremely hokey.) But once the film gets off to it's interesting start, and the story is set up, it's all down hill from there.

Ross (Daniels in one of his non-comedic roles) and Molly (Jane Kozak) have just moved to a lovely small town in California from San Francisco. But he's frightened when his wife shows him a huge spider web in their barn because he's an arachnophobic, someone who is afraid of spiders. He's destined to become the local doctor when the town's current doctor retires, but when he decides not to throw in the towel yet, his job is insecure. When a throws a party for everyone in the town and someone is killed shortly thereafter he begins to wonder.

Naturally the spiders take over, killing and sucking the blood of all of the surrounding areas from their house. A spider from South America and a domestic house spider have bred a whole new deadly species who's headquarters is in Ross's barn. It takes them more than three fourths of the movie to figure this out, but the movie shows you the solution in minutes.

While having it's creepy moments, Arachnophobia isn't that scary. Hollywood has once again easily taken something that's almost harmless and turned it into the evil villain. Everyone in the film realizes that they are in a cheesy movie and they pretty much play it to the limit. The film isn't funny at all (but the video package won't tell you that.) If you enjoy a film that will have you checking your bed, shower, or other household appliances for weeks, rent Arachnophobia which gets * 1/2 stars.

The Young-Uns: The film contains some brief graphic spider bites and related goo and gore. It also contains some language. Good Age: 10 & Up, if they can handle spiders

A Review by Frankie Paiva The 12 Year-Old Movie Reviewer E-Mail at SwpStke@aol.com Visit my website at: http://expage.com/page/teenagemoviecritic

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