# Sweet and Lowdown (1999)

### reviewed by
Christopher Null

                                SWEET AND LOWDOWN
                        A film review by Christopher Null
                          Copyright 1999 filmcritic.com
                                 filmcritic.com

Woody Allen loves jazz. He loves jazz so much that he regularly skips the Oscars to play clarinet with his jazz combo. He talks about jazz all the time.

I love Woody Allen, really I do. I'm probably the only living critic who enjoyed CELEBRITY. I love jazz, too. Every Wednesday for two years, I saw a classic jazz quartet play tunes like "All of Me," "Rosetta," and "Old Man Time" in a dank cellar bar.

Woody Allen loves jazz so much he made up a guy and made a fictional documentary about him.

         As it turns out, you can love a thing too much.

Played by Sean Penn, Emmet Ray is a supposed wild jazzman of the 1930's. He drinks hard, pimps whores in his spare time, falls for a mute woman (Morton), has a fling with a high-society dame (Thurman), and plays a little guitar along the way.

Sounds exciting, but unfortunately the actual story is so boring and uneventful that it's hard to care about any of this. At 95 minutes, I was sure this would be light and breezy Allen fare. It was the longest hour-and-a-half of my life.

Parts of the film are great, mainly a moment near the finale, when three different versions of a humorous incident in Ray's life are played out. The jazz is great, but there's surprisingly little music in the film. It mainly serves as a lullaby to play while you blissfully fall asleep in your chair.

What's worse is that the structure just plain doesn't work. Allen's so-called "expert interviews" talking about Ray are intercut not with faux documentary footage, but with a regular movie. Sony is trying to quietly position SWEET AND LOWDOWN as a "real" documentary, but this ain't no BLAIR WITCH PROJECT.

Instead, it's just a muddled mess, a character in search of a story, a filmmaker in search of his muse.

    RATING:  **

    |------------------------------|
     \ ***** Perfection             \
      \ **** Good, memorable film    \
       \ *** Average, hits and misses \
        \ ** Sub-par on many levels    \
         \ * Unquestionably awful       \
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    MPAA Rating: PG-13

Director: Woody Allen Producer: Jean Doumanian Writer: Woody Allen Starring: Sean Penn, Samantha Morton, Uma Thurman, Brian Markinson, Anthony LaPaglia, Gretchen Mol, Vincent Guastaferro, John Waters

http://www.spe.sony.com/classics/sweetandlowdown/index.html

--- Christopher Null - null@filmcritic.com - http://www.filmcritic.com

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