# Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)

### reviewed by
Max Messier

    The Emperor's New Groove
    A film review by Max Messier
    Copyright 2000 filmcritic.com

I'll be the first to admit I didn't expect much from The Emperor's New Groove: More Celine Dion-esque song-and-dance numbers, cuddly characters that become cross-promotion devices in McDonald's Happy Meals, and Hollywood stars trying to gain credibility by adding a voice-over job to their resume.

I was dead wrong about all of those things.

The Emperor's New Groove is funny. Damn funny. And the cute characters in the film are the dangerous ones. The script is fast and furious, with no singing and dancing. The animation is clean and would give Walt a warm feeling all over. The humor is dry and aimed at both the cynicism and the goodness in all of us. The story is ridiculously weird and comes off as a strange acid trip involving talking, cross-dressing llamas and schizophrenia.

Here's the plot; try to follow along. Set in a mythical kingdom, the film follows the adventures of Kuzco (David Spade), an arrogant and egocentric emperor. When Kuzco fires his power-hungry advisor, Yzma (Eartha Kitt), she and her "assistant" Kronk (Seinfeld's Patrick Warburton) change him into a llama. Kuzco then gets stranded in the jungle and must rely on Pacha (John Goodman), a llama-herder whose home was to be replaced by Kuzco's Water World Theme Park, to save him. Then the fun starts.

For the next sixty minutes, the audience is treated to something unheard of in Disney films these days: Imagination. Yzma, voiced by the talented singer Eartha Kitt, looks like a cross between Norma Desmond, Joan Crawford, and a really old Vegas showgirl. The dialogue between her and her oblivious assistant Kronk is quick, sharp, and feels like an episode of Seinfeld (which would make sense). David Spade and John Goodman's character interactions make you feel like you're watching an old Hope/Crosby film. Spade is beyond dry with his humor and shoots below the belt on several occasions, and I laughed out loud several times. Needless to say, that is an extremely rare thing in Disney screenings these days.

The best part about The Emperor's New Groove is how audacious the film is. The sheer weirdness factor is very high. Cross-dressing, schizophrenia, duality of soul, people being turned into every animal on Noah's boat, llama CPR, homoerotic tendencies, an Emperor with his own theme song and singer, Michael Jackson dance moves, and a guy that can communicate with a squirrel are only a few of the oddities that make the film a true orginal.

Simply put, The Emperor's New Groove is one of the best children's films out for this holiday season. Kids will enjoy the adventures, and parents will enjoy the story and dialogue. That's a tough thing to pull off in a single package, but this Emperor manages to do it.

    3 1/2 stars out of 5 stars

    Director: Mark Dindal
    Producer: Randy Fullmer
    Screenwriter: David Reynolds
    Starring: David Spade, John Goodman, Eartha Kitt, Patrick Warburton,
    Wendie Malick

    Rated: G

    http://disney.go.com/groove/

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