# Small Time Crooks (2000)

### reviewed by
Michael Dequina

_Small_Time_Crooks_ (PG) ** 1/2 (out ****)

_Small_Time_Crooks_ delivers small time laughs. That's not exactly a damning statement; the Y2K edition of the Woody Allen Annual Project is good for a few giggles. But that's exactly the problem--all there is to be had are giggles.

Only a few of these light guffaws are to be had courtesy Allen the actor. He plays Ray Winkler, an ex-con whose job as a lowly dishwasher doesn't exactly provide a cushy life for him and his fed-up wife, Frenchy (Tracey Ullman), a manicurist. Allen is in full, tiresome nebbish mode, and he is matched in the shrillness department by Ullman, a talented, versatile comedienne who sometimes gets so caught up in her characters' quirks that any sense of humanity gets lost in them (which is the case here).

So it's hard to much care whether or not Ray's big and none-too-bright get-rich-quick scheme--to rob a bank--works out or not. I'm not giving anything away by saying they indeed to get rich quickly (albeit not in the manner they had expected), and suddenly the Winklers are part of New York high society. Ray just wants to live as a regular guy, but Frenchy wants to be one of those snooty socialites, and she turns to British art dealer David (Hugh Grant) for lessons in class and refinement.

Grant's character is the umpteenth variation on the Brit gentleman parts he has built his career with, but he's more appealing company than the Winklers. Then again, many of the supporting characters are more fun than the leads. Michael Rapaport, Tony Darrow, and Jon Lovitz are all funny as Ray's partners-in-crime, but they virtually vanish after the film jumps ahead in time on year. Luckily, still prominently present after the time gap is Elaine May, who plays the dimmest of the film's cast of dim bulbs, Frenchy's cousin May.

As with all Allen films, there are a few good wisecracks and individual gags (_not_ among them is a particularly forced bit involving a burst water main). But never do they come together into a filling whole, making _Small_Time_Crooks_ a minor, middling effort from a major talent.

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